Blast Intro
Road Rage vs Roger Mason
Damien Ecks vs Brad Aikman
Monster Squad vs Manhattan Playas vs Bishop/Priest
Madd Dogg Promo
Hardcore Title: Madd Dogg vs Cyrus
TV Contendership: Mike Kaos vs Epic
Hardcore Contendership: JR vs Joltman vs Junkyard Justice vs Spider
TV Title: Creeping Death vs Matthew Steele
DAW vs Jam vs Scavenger of Sorrow
World Title: Mace vs Hellz Angel vs Logan vs Gravedigger
T.O.T./Logan/Seth Lerch Segments
Frantic by Metallica plays, and Blast is on the air! A lot of pyro goes off, more than usual, and we do the usual pan around the crowd thing. They roar and cheer like no other, and we go to the announcer's booth. We see Zach Davis, Shannan Lerch, and Kyle Steel.
Zach Davis: It's me, Zach Davis, here with my announcing collegues Shannan Lerch and Kyle Steel.
Kyle Steel: That's right, and we have a hell of a show tonight. The big World Title match, with all of the former War winners going at it. It's going to be a hell of a show.
Shannan Lerch: And don't forget the Ultraviolent Ladder match between Creeping Death and Matthew Steele. Creeping Death is known for his crazy stunts, and so is Steele. They're going to end up killing each other.
Zach Davis: And just as bad, we have a hardcore match with JR, Joltman, Junkyard Justice and Spider. We know Junkyard and JR are incredibly intense competetors, and Joltman is no slouch either. And with Spider being a member of the T.O.T., well, who knows.
Kyle Steel: WCF is going to have one hell of a hospital bill after tonight, I can tell that much.
Zach Davis: We'll also see the head to one of the biggest feuds WCF has seen. Epic against Mike Kaos. And the winner emerges with the chance to face the Television Champ. They've been battling for domination over one another since they stepped foot in here, and this is the final battle to determine the better man.
Shannan Lerch: And we'll go back to hardcore mayhem, Madd Dogg, some insane psychopath apparently, against Cyrus. Another member of the T.O.T.. That should be interesting, and another big hospital bill.
Kyle Steel: Don't forget our huge tag match, with Monster Squad taking on the Manhattan Playas, and Bishop and Priest are involved as well.
Shannan Lerch: That would make a good Tag Title match, too bad Seth refuses to bring back the Tag Titles. Oh well.
Zach Davis: Speaking of Lerch, we'll start the show off with his henchman, Roger Mason, taking on Road Rage!
Bad to the Bone plays, and Road Rage walks into the arena to a chorus of cheers.
Short Fuse Burning by Less Than Jake hits and Roger Mason runs out from the back, accompanied by Seth Lerch. Mason runs to the ring and gets right in, and the bell rings.
Mason and Road Rage circle each other carefully, and then tie up. Mason executes a Fireman's Carry and follows up with an elbow drop, but R.R. rolls out of the way of it, and follows up with a leg drop on Mason. He picks Mason up and throws him to the ropes, and as he's coming back he tries to pick Mason up but Mason slings behind him and executes a Reverse DDT. Mason then jumps to the top rope and hits a quick Moonsault into pin, but Road Rage kicks out at 2.
Zach Davis: We're seeing a lot of high flying action already, that's what these two are.
Mason picks Road Rage up, and pushes him into the corner. He punches him a few times, runs backwards, and hits a Bodysplash. He then lifts Road Rage up onto the turnbuckle, and climbs up himself. He attempts a Hurricanrana but Road Rage reverses it into a top rope Powerbomb! Road Rage then slides out of the ring and onto the apron, and hits a Springboard Bodysplash onto Mason. This results in another pinning combination. One, two, no, Mason manages to kick out at the last second.
Kyle Steel: Wow, that was close. Mason almost lost the match.
Road Rage picks Mason up, and throws him out of the ring. R.R. rolls out himself and then signals that he's going for a Superkick, but Lerch comes and hits a Low Blow from behind. Road Rage goes down, and Mason picks him up and hits the Rage Buster, which is a Powerbomb to Facebuster. He then rolls back into the ring, and goes up top...
Shannan Lerch: What could he possibly be planning?
He hits the Rage Press which is a Phoenix Splash, to the outside of the ring!! Afterwards he rolls off R.R. and clutches his stomach in pain, and both men lay there for a second. Lerch grabs them and throws them both back into the ring.
Zach Davis: The ref going easy on the rules here, seeing as Lerch is the owner and all..
Mason is eventually able to roll over on top of Road Rage... 1... 2... NO!! Road Rage kicks out! Mason is amazed, and starts kicking at Road Rage, but R.R. is soon to his feet. R.R. whips Mason into the ropes and hits the Road Buster, then picks him up and hits the Rager Edge! He pins.. One, Two, Three.
Kyle Steel: Road Rage has defeated Roger Mason.
Lerch is outraged, and rolls into the ring with a chair. It looks like he's going to hit Road Rage.. but he instead hits Roger Mason!
Shannan Lerch: What the f-.... I mean, what the heck?
He then picks Mason up and hits his I Own You move. He grabs a mic from the ring announcer...
Seth Lerch: Mason, you're a good for nothing fool. This is the second time Road Rage has humiliated us, and I'm sick of it. Mason... You. Are. Fired.
He kicks Mason a few times again as he steps out of the ring, and the crowd is in shock.
Zach Davis: Well, there was our first surprise of the night... Roger Mason and Seth Lerch have been friends as long as anyone can remember, but I guess not anymore.
Kyle Steel: Wonder if he'll be finding a new bodyguard any time soon. Either way, our next match up is Aikman vs Ecks.
Roll With Me by P. Diddy plays, Damien Ecks walks out with a blank look on his face, slowly walks to the ring with his hands in his jacket pockets. He climbs into the ring and takes his Jacket off and hangs it ont the ring post and takes off his shirt.
Brad walks down to the ring being followed by Chelsea. Brad rolls in the ring and climbs on the far turnbuckle throwing his arms straight up while Chelsea bends over through the middle rope giving the crowd a "nice shot" of the posterior. She then climbs out, and the bell rings.
Ecks and Aikman tie up right away, and Aikman gets the advantage, pushing him into a corner. Aikman backs away, but Ecks slaps him. Aikman fires back at Ecks with a flurry of punches. Ecks falls to one knee, and Aikman backs up and hits the Shining Wizard! Ecks goes down. Aikman then climbs to the top rope and goes for a Moonsault, but Ecks is able to roll away. Aikman gets up slowly, but as he's doing so, Ecks executes a Fameasser. He then pins him, hooking the leg. One. Two. Thr- No, Aikman kicks out.
Zach Davis: Close match between the two thus far.
Ecks picks Aikman up, somewhat frustrated, and grapples with him. Aikman hits a Tiger Suplex, then locks in a leglock from there. Ecks doesn't tap, and manages to reach the ropes, forcing Aikman to let go. Aikman quickly drops an elbow on Ecks, drags him to the center of the ring, and puts him in the Mexican Surfboard.
Kyle Steel: That's quite a painful move, and Aikman is keeping the match style to his liking. He's using his brains here.
Zach Davis: Yeah, if Ecks can get Aikman in a vulnerable enough position, he could probably have his way with him.
Ecks screams in pain, and the ref asks him if he wants to quit. He says no. Aikman keeps the hold locked in until it's clear that Ecks isn't going to tap, and releases it. Ecks gets up slowly, and Aikman attempts to throw him to the ropes, but Ecks reverses it and Aikman goes into the ropes instad. Ecks hits the Pick Up Your Chin! Aikman goes down fast and Ecks quickly makes the pin, making sure to hook the leg. Uno! Dos! No! Aikman gets his foot on the ropes.
Shannan Lerch: Very close call, Ecks almost had it.
Ecks swears under his breath, and picks Aikman up. Aikman punches Ecks a few times and then grabs him and hits a Sidewalk Slam. He follows up with his finisher, the Axe Handle!
Zach Davis: A magnificent move, wow... It's over.
One, two, three, and it is indeed over.
Kyle Steel: Brad Aikman is the winner!
Aikman rolls out of the ring and heads to the back.
The Friday the 13th theme plays, and Monster Squad runs out and into the ring. They await their opponents.
"Fuel" by Metallica comes on, lights blink on and off like strobe lights. As soon as the song goes "yeah!" Wreck and Slasher run out with their arms in the air and Wreck has his sledge hammer. They walk down the path to the ring and wait in their corner.
The sound of drums is heard and the lights go dark. Bishop and Priest walk out, and a light follows them into the ring. They get in, and the bell rings.
Zach Davis: Let me explain the rules here, as different places have different rules for tag matches like this. There are three men in the ring at once, and each man can only tag in a member of his own team.
Slasher, Priest, and Hacker start the match, while their respective teammates stand on the apron at their corner. Hacker and Priest start off by attacking Slasher, kicking him a few times into the corner, and then stomping mudholes in him. Priest turns to Hacker and punches him a few times as well, and puts him in the corner, on Priest. He quickly tags in his teammate Bishop. Priest uses all his might to throw Bishop into the two men on the turnbuckle! Priest gets out of the ring and Bishop quickly goes to pin Hacker. One. Two. No, Creeper gets in and breaks it up.
Kyle Steel: Another point to make is that this is NOT an elimination match, so the first team to get the pin wins.
Creeper kicks Bishop a few times before getting back out of the ring again. Slasher is up now as well and stomps away at Bishop, as does Hacker. Slasher then tags in Wreck. They attack Hacker, and execute a Double Powerbomb. Slasher then gets out of the ring.
Shannan Lerch: The T.O.T. team working well as a tag.
Wreck quickly pins Hacker, but Creeper again gets into the ring and breaks it up. Wreck bodyslams Creeper, then turns back around to Hacker, and is met with a roll-up pin!
Zach Davis: Whoa, that was out of nowhere.
One! Two! Thr- No, Wreck manages to kick out in the nick of time. Bishop is up, and tags Priest back into the match. The two men begin attacking Wreck and Hacker, until the ref forces Bishop out of the ring. Priest executes a Leg Drop onto Hacker. Bishop tries to get back into the ring, distracting the ref, as Priest begins choking Wreck. After a few seconds Slasher gets into the ring and kicks Priest off. Hacker is up, and finally gets a tag to his partner, Creeper. Creeper gets into the ring with a head of steam and Clotheslines Priest down, Clotheslines Wreck down as he's standing up, and goes for another Clothesline on Priest but Priest ducks, grabs his throat with one hand, and hits a Chokeslam! Priest then picks up Wreck and puts him on his shoulder, followed by hitting a Powerslam.
Kyle Steel: That's his finisher, it's all over.
Priest pins Wreck. One. Two. Breakup! Slasher kicked him off. Slasher kicks at Priest a bit, and soon Bishop gets into the ring to stop him. Within a few seconds Hacker is back in the ring as well and all six men are brawling with each other!
Shannan Lerch: This is crazy! Who are the legal men?
Zach Davis: Priest, Wreck, and Creeper.. I think..
Amidst all the brawling, both Creeper and Hacker get thrown out of the ring, leaving only Bishop and Priest and the Manhattan Playas. Wreck throws Bishop out of the ring, and then Spears Priest down. Both Wreck and Slasher go to opposite turnbuckles, signalling for a double Diving Headbutt, but Bishop jumps up and pushes Wreck off, backwards, to the cold cement below! Wreck hits the railing, apparantly hitting his head pretty hard.
Zach Davis: HOLY SHIT!
Slasher still manages to hit the Magnimaximum on Priest! He Chokeslams Bishop as he's coming in, and pins Priest. One, two, three!
Shannan Lerch: Despite what happened to Wreck, the Manhattan Playas pull out the victory!
Kyle Steel: Not only that, but Wreck appears to be SERIOUSLY injured...
Medics are out, and they try to take Wreck to the back.. but he refuses to go with them. He instead walks to the back on his own.
Zach Davis: Wow... amazing. Still, I doubt we'll be seeing Wreck in action again any time soon.
Kyle Steel: Well, we had one injury, and somehow I think we're about to have another one. Cyrus against Madd Dogg.. Hardcore Title.
Shannan Lerch: But first, an interview with Madd Dogg, shot earlier today.
The scene opens up backstage, at a typical interview type place.
Hank Brown: Excuse me Dogg, can I have your feelings on tonight’s matches. How do you feel about the #1 contendership for what you claim is already your title? Are you more worried about one contender that others?
Madd Dogg: No it doesn’t matter who wins. Honestly, I only know who Junkyard and JR are, and neither of them make me worry. Either way, they’re just my second victim.
Hank Brown: Dogg, have you heard Cyrus’ comments regarding you?
He replays Cyrus’ list of promos he just did.
Madd Dogg: (yawning) Aw, how cute. He just played his greatest hits. Shame none of them really had anything to do with me. I mean what’s up here? First, we have Junkyard Justice who has to speak every five minutes, he just can’t seem to shut up. It’s quite boring. Then we have an all-Cyrus marathon. That is a man who knows he’s losing his title. He has to give one last burst of promos so that once he’s without his title, the fans will remember that he did something. Can no one in this fed keep their mouth shut?
But Cyrus, you want me to be afraid. You failed. I’ve been shot, I’ve been stabbed, I’ve been burned, I’ve been beaten down, I’ve been drowned, sliced, run over by a car, you name it, it’s happened to me. You aren’t going to be able to do anything to me that I haven’t had done to me before. And I’m still here. And I’m still going to win, like I always win. You see, Jamoke, I know your kind. You think you’re invincible. You’ve shown me everything about you, and I mean everything. What little bit of your worthless life I missed following you, you were so kind as to put on TV for me.
Do you know what I saw? Nothing. You’re nothing. You’ve faced half a dozen pathetic excuses for wrestlers, and you think it made you something. Well, you’re facing a true fighter tonight. And unlike me knowing you, you don’t know a damn thing about me. But you will. I’ve fought your worthless breed my whole life. Pussies. Men who are too scared to take care of their own business. Men who have to hide behind half a dozen of their closest friends. Men who say, duh, “I’m named Virus, I must be dangerous.” Or “I’m Wreck and I’m gonna win because, I’m a disaster”. People who make fun of each others names and sexualities, cause they know deep down, that they’re not shit. So I’ve faced your kind before. Hundreds of you. You just BAARELY pulled off a win over Brad Aikman, a pathtic child, and you wanna take on a legend. And you honestly think you can win? The T.O.T., tribe of tedium, or whatever the hell it really mean. I never paid attention. So I honestly don’t know. I’d like a one on one with Cyrus, but if you come down, I’ll deal with you too. I’ve always got time for a war. And I always win. So step on up one at a time. Cause when you mess with a stray Dogg, you had better be prepared to FEEL MY BITE!
The scene fades out, and we go back to the arena.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!
The crowd goes wild as Cyrus walks out, yelling profanities from the moment he enters the arena. One arm rises as his pyros go off. Running down to the ring, he sprints of the stairs and just barely stops on the top of the turnbuckle to raise the arm again. Jumping in, his quickly removes his coat and tosses it out of the ring, anxiously hopping waiting for Dogg to arrive.
Zach Davis: You can tell our champ is ready. He wasted no time on his normal entrance, and just got right into the ring. The ref didn’t even have time to announce him.
Ring Announcer: Now in the ring, hailing from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 333 pounds and standing an imposing 7’3, the Hardcore champion and member of T.O.T., Cyrus.
Shannan Lerch: Of course he’s anxious to get this over. Madd Dogg has been talking trash for damn near a month, but has been too much of a coward to show his face.
Zach Davis: To be fair, Madd Dogg hadn’t said a damn thing til last week. Then he showed up and was more than willing to go toe to toe with Cyrus. I think Cyrus is scared.
Shannan Lerch: Does he look scared? He’s gonna kick Dogg’s ass, cause that’s what he does. Kick ass. Dogg’s just another… what’s that word he uses?
Zach Davis: Jamoke?
Shannan Lerch: Yeah, just another Jamoke who couldn’t do anything but run his mouth.
It is dark and hell is hot.
The stage explodes, blinding everyone in the arena. Golden pyros go off from right to left showering a dark figure in dying embers. As the baseline hits, the stage explodes again, and Dogg walks out from the aftermath, making his way to the ring.
Zach Davis: Taking his time, cool and collected. Gotta love this guy.
Shannan Lerch: He’s just scared. I mean come on, Cyrus is damn near twice his size. He’s the Hardcore champ, and Dogg has the nerve to act like CYRUS has something to prove.
Zach Davis: Maybe to Dogg, he does. I mean Dogg’s been everywhere, and Seth did ask him to join.
Shannan Lerch: Hello, Earth to stupid, what does that have to do with anything. Dogg’s the rookie here.
Ring Announcer: And the challenger, weighing at 250 lbs and standing 6 foot tall, from St Louis, Missouri, Madd Dogg.
Dogg walks down and slides into the ring, not even bothering to taunt to the crowd, but instead focusing all his attention on Cyrus.
Zach Davis: Wow, check out that look they’re giving each other. This is going to be a violent, violent match.
The bell rings and the two competitors circle each other. Cyrus starts it off with a massive right hand to Madd Dogg’s head. Shaking it off a little, Madd Dogg stands unfazed.
Zach Davis: Damn, he just took that hit like it was nothing. I’ve never seen anything like that.
Shannan Lerch: Getting a right hand from Cyrus is like getting hit by a ton of bricks. Look at him. He’s asking for another.
Cyrus obliges and again slams his right fist into Dogg’s face, this time sending him back a few steps. Dogg motions for a third one.
Zach Davis: He’s crazy. If he lets Cyrus get in any more shots, this match is over.
Cyrus gives him a look like “are you serious”, then shrugs and takes another swing. This time, however, Dogg ducks and spins, delivering rights of his own to a surprised Cyrus.
Shannan Lerch: And Dogg exploding back at Cyrus, hitting him fast and hard.
Dogg whips Cyrus towards the ropes, but Cyrus uses his massive size to reverse it and send Dogg into the ropes. As Dogg comes back, Cyrus grabs him and delivers a brutal belly-to-belly suplex that sends Dogg over the ropes and crashing against the guardrail outside the ring.
Shannan Lerch: If that’s not Hardcore, I don’t know what is. Cyrus is bringing the pain.
Cyrus climbs the turnbuckle and indicates that he is going for the 450 splash.
Zach: If he hits this, it’s over. Dogg will officially be dead.
Shannan Lerch: That’s what he promised isn’t it.
As Cyrus flips off the top, Dogg reaches under the ring and pulls a bat out. Using everything he has, Dogg slams the bat full force into Cyrus stomach. He crumples and falls to the ground. Dogg pulls him by the dreads to the steel stairs. Breaking them apart, he sets Cyrus’ head on the bottom and uses the top half to slam against his head. Laying the top set down, Dogg climbs to the apron, and then the turnbuckle. He does a mad splash from the turnbuckle to the top of the stairs.
Shannan Lerch: Good God in heaven, he IS insane.
Zach Davis: I know that had to hurt Cyrus, but the real question is, did it hurt Madd Dogg more?
Dogg rolls off the stairs, holding his stomach, as Cyrus falls out from in between the two sets of stairs, holding his head.
Shannan Lerch: Is it my imagination or is Cyrus bleeding?
Zach Davis: How can he not after what just happened?
Dogg crawls over to Cyrus and drapes an arm over him. The ref counts, 1, 2, thr….
Zach Davis: I DON’T BELIEVE HE KICKED OUT OF THAT.
Shannon Lerch: See, Cyrus is the most Hardcore man in this federation.
Dogg pulls Cyrus to his feet and hammers away with a few more rights. Pulling a chair out from under a poor stage hand, he runs for a full out head shot only to have Cyrus super kick the chair into his face.
Zach Davis: He didn’t fall.
Shannan Lerch: Both of these men are pushing it to the limit.
Zach Davis: The fans are definitely getting their money’s worth tonight.
Shannan Lerch: I just can’t wait til next week. Junkyard Justice vs. Cyrus.
Zach Davis: Don’t you mean verses Madd Dogg.
Shannan Lerch: Please. Give me a break.
Cyrus grabs Dogg for three rolling German suplexes, releasing on the third one. Dogg stumbles to his feet, leaning against the turnbuckle as Cyrus plays to the crowd, taunting Madd Dogg. Full force, he spears Dogg into the turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: Oh, good God, I think I heard something break in that one.
Cyrus pulls Dogg up and locks him into a full nelson, then climbing up onto the apron.
Shannan Lerch: No, this is violent enough normally. He’s taking out all the stops. It looks like a SUPER full nelson slam.
He goes for the pin. 1, 2… but he pulls Dogg up at the last second.
Zach: What the hell is he doing? Put him away. Don’t play games.
Shannan Lerch: Apparently, he isn’t quite done with him yet.
Cyrus gets Dogg up for a Gorilla Slam and instead drops him onto his knee for a stomach breaker, then lifts him back up and does it again, and a third time, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and drops him. Dragging him to the ring corner, Cyrus powerbombs him into the ring post.
Shannan Lerch: I’m sure if Dogg’s face wasn’t covered in a mask that we’d see him screaming in pain.
Zach Davis: What makes you say that?
Shannan Lerch: I think it’s safe to say any human would be in mass amounts of pain.
Cyrus goes for a second one, but Dogg clenches his legs around Cyrus’s throat and begins punching him. Cyrus still pulls off the powerbomb, but since Dogg doesn’t release him, it jerks Cyrus’s neck violently forward. They both go into the post hard.
Zach Davis: Well, that was an unwelcome surprise to the champ.
Shannan Lerch: I hope he can recover.
Zach Davis: Dogg going for the pin. 1, 2, and kick out.
Shannan Lerch: Right now, Dogg’s gotta be wondering what he has to do to keep this guy down.
Rooting under, Dogg finds his weapon of choice, an old-fashioned samurai sword. He swings it down full force on Cyrus hand, dry beating him, then again on his forehead. Enraged, Cyrus stands and runs at Dogg. This time he turns the sword the correct way and slices Cyrus across the midsection. He dry beats his one last time across the throat.
Shannan Lerch: A samurai sword? What the hell? That’s illegal.
Zach Davis: Nothing’s illegal. This is hardcore. Nothing more brutal except in Japan.
Dogg rolls Cyrus into the ring and slides in afterwards. Cyrus has caught his second wind and stomps on Dogg, delivering vicious hammer blows to the back. When Dogg finally gets up, Cyrus clotheslines him down, twice.
Zach Davis: Dogg struggling to get up, but Cyrus struggling just as much to keep him down.
Shannan Lerch: I’m gonna be sick.
Cyrus takes off a turnbuckle pad, and goes back to Dogg. He has gotten up and they begin trading right hands, when Dogg goes for the stunner. The kick goes off correctly, but Cyrus pushes him into the ropes and catches him in a chicken wing headlock. Cyrus looks at the turnbuckle and begins pushing Dogg into it. Halfway there, instead of fighting, Dogg runs with him, making it impossible to stop, then he drops, slamming Cyrus’s head flat into the exposed metal.
Zach Davis: DAMN! Good move by the challenger.
Shannan Lerch: That’s nothing. Cyrus still has him.
Dogg waits for him to get up and tries to suplex him. Cyrus proves too much and gets him into the virus. He comes down hard.
Shannan Lerch: See? I told you. This is over.
1, 2, and Dogg kicks out.
Zach Davis: Look at Cyrus’s face. He looks like he’s seen a ghost, He can’t believe this.
Shannan Lerch: This is frigging unreal.
Cyrus gets up and motions for Dogg to do the same. As Dogg stands Cyrus runs forward for a clothesline from hell. Dogg ducks and reverses it into a 90-degree stunner.
Shannan Lerch: He didn’t fall. Barely even staggered. Is that the best Dogg has?
Zach Davis: 2, 3, he just did 4 stunners and spun Cyrus in a full circle. He grabbed his leg and now he’s going for a dragon screw. Hell, he’s even flowing that into a Trampling Clutch.
Shannan Lerch: Damn that was pretty.
Zach Davis: I thought you were rooting for Cyrus.
Shannan Lerch: I am, but I call em like I see em. Credit where credit’s due and all.
Zach Davis: I’ve never heard you call anything Cyrus has done pretty.
Shannan Lerch: That’s cause he never has. His moves are downright violent. But that’s what’s effective.
Zach Davis: Looks like Cyrus is about to tap. I just hear something snap. I think Dogg broke Cyrus’ ankle. He’s certainly screaming.
Shannan Lerch: No way. Wait. What’s going on.
Wreck dives out of the crowd. The ref says something until Wreck slams his sledge into the ref. Sliding in, he winds up and gets a baseball swing into Dogg’s back. Dogg falls lifeless to the canvas.
Shannan Lerch: Heh, it’s over. Shame Dogg had to lose his first match.
Cyrus rolls over and pins Dogg for the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. The crowd keeps counting but no bell is rung. Cause the ref is still out from the sledge shot.
Shannan Lerch: Wreck looks furious that Cyrus hasn’t won yet.
Zach Davis: Shouldn’t have taken the ref out.
The two pull him up for a double clothesline. While Cyrus puts Dogg in a bear hug, Wreck rolls the ref in the ring. The ref grabs Dogg’s arm and raises it twice. It falls both times. The third time, the arms stops halfway and Dogg begins battling out. He slams two fingers into Cyrus’ throat, right above the collarbone. Cyrus falls back, coughing up blood.
Zach Davis: Damn, that’s violent. Dogg may be looking for the kill here. Literally.
The two pick Dogg up for a double clothesline, but he reverses it into a double DDT.
Shannan Lerch: Dogg is struggling just to keep up with these two men. And after what Dogg did to him, Cyrus hasn’t lost a step. If Dogg broke something in Cyrus, it didn’t change anything.
Zach Davis: Two on one’s a bit unfair don’t you think?
Shannan Lerch: Imagine if he’d gotten his wish and they’d all come out.
As they get up, Dogg alternates between them with rights. He gives Cyrus a stunner, knocking him down, and diverts all his attention to Wreck. A few stiff rights and a stunner and Wreck is teetering. He tries to throw a punch of his own, but Dogg catches it, wraps his arms around his neck, and….
Zach Davis: Dogg Pound.
Cyrus has regained his balance by now and grabs Dogg’s throat. The ref demands he stops but instead he climbs to the top rope, and chokeslams Dogg out of the ring, through the announcer’s table.
Shannan Lerch: That’s the Total Carnage. And an ultra one at that.
Cyrus pulls off a flip and hits a 450 splash, this time actually landing on target.
Zach Davis: Imagine if he hits it.
Shannan Lerch: He did. And this has to be it. 1, 2, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DOGG KICKED OUT.
Zach Davis: Cyrus is furious, he’s approaching the ref. Maybe he’s gonna give the ref one of those like he just did Dogg.
Wreck tosses a sledge to Cyrus and begins walking up the ramp, grinning like an idiot. Cyrus returns the smile and spins only to find…
Shannan Lerch: Dogg is up, and he’s in the ring. He’s getting in Cyrus’ face.
Zach Davis: He shouldn’t do that. He’s got a death wish Cyrus is swinging that hammer. AND DOGG CATCHES IT WITH ONE HAND.
Shannan Lerch: This is insane.
Dogg wrenches the hammer out of Cyrus’ hand and tosses it out into the crowd. A few fans scramble to get it.
Wreck sees this from the ramp and starts walking back down, shaking his head the entire time. Someone runs down from the backstage, trading punches with Wreck.
Zach Davis: Oh, my God. Junkyard Justice, who has a match to determine who faces the Hardcore Champ later tonight, has come out to even the odds. They’re going at it.
In the ring, Cyrus throws a punch, but Dogg spins it into the Dogg Pound. He goes for the pin. 1, 2, 3.
Shannan Lerch: I can’t believe it. Dogg actually beat Cyrus.
It is dark and hell is hot.
As the opening chords to “Ain’t No Sunshine” hit, the ref gives Dogg the belt. He raises it and Junkyard Justice slides into the ring.
Zach Davis: These two men are standing toe to toe. We may not have to wait until next week, assuming Junkyard wins. They may go right now.
And as Zach just said, the two men start going at it! Junkyard throws punches at Dogg, Dogg throws punches at Junkyard, and no one gets a clear advantage. Soon security is into the ring, and seperates the men. Anger Rising by Jerry Cantrell plays, and Lerch comes out.
Seth Lerch: So that's how you like to play, eh, Junkyard? Well, guess what? If you do win you Hardcore Contendership match, instead of facing Madd Dogg next week, you're going to face him at our next pay per view! You don't just go around attacking people.
Lerch leaves as the new Hardcore Champion and Junkyard Justice are escorted out by security.
Zach Davis: And now, the conclusion to such an immense feud...
Kyle Steel: Once and for all, Mike Kaos vs Epic.
Shannan Lerch: And don't forget, it's just like Darkside vs Team of Treachery.
The lights in the arena go out, "Gramercy Park" hits, and two green pyros cross over the ring. The lights come back up, and Mike Kaos is sitting on the turnbuckle.
"Perfect Strangers" hits. The music plays for a few seconds, Epic walks out and just stands infront of the curtain for a while to let the crowd catch a glimpse of him in all his glory. He slowly walks to the ring, and just before he enters the ring he takes off his robe and enters the ring.
Epic taunts to the crowd, and he gets massive heat. Kaos raises his arms in the air, and the crowd then cheers like crazy. Epic gets angry and runs over and starts attacking Kaos from behind, which draws more heat.
Zach Davis: Wow, the people here REALLY hate Epic.
Epic picks him up, beating on him all the way, then brings him back down with a Snapmare. Epic then kicks Kaos in the back, and makes the early pin. One, two.. Kaos kicks out.
Kyle Steel: Way too early for a pin, but kudos to Epic for trying.
Shannan Lerch: Isn't Kudos some kind of granola bar or something?
Kyle Steel: ...You're an idiot.
Shannan Lerch: You're so mean to me, and you wonder why you're never announcing Saturday Slam. Fool.
Back in the ring, Epic picks up Kaos, and throws him to the ropes. He attempts a Big Boot but Kaos ducks it, bounces off the other side of the ropes, and Spears Epic down as he's turning around! The crowd goes crazy. Epic stands up and throws a punch at Kaos, but Kaos ducks it, goes behind Epic, and hits a German Suplex! He doesn't let go, and picks Epic back up.. German Suplex again! He picks Epic up one more time, looking for a third Suplex, but Epic grabs him from behind and puts him into a Sleeper Hold. Kaos waves his arms, trying to get out of the hold, but doesn't seem to be able to. He elbows Epic in the gut, and Epic executes a Sleeper Drop, sending Kaos down to the mat.
Zach Davis: Ouch. Epic's playing it smart, though.
Epic stomps at Kaos a bit, in the leg, and then puts him into the Maple Leaf. The crowd starts chanting Kaos' name, but this only angers Epic, who cranks on the hold even tighter. Kaos screams out in pain, and struggles to reach the ropes.
Kyle Steel: He's pretty far away, I don't know if he'll make it...
Despite that being said, Kaos does indeed manage to reach onto the ropes! Epic is forced to give up the hold. Kaos gets up slowly and Epic grabs him by the throat, but Kaos kicks him in the gut and whips him to the ropes, but Epic reverses it and sends Kaos to the ropes instead. Epic runs to the other side of the ring and hits the Tranquilizer! Kaos goes down in a heap, and Epic quickly pins, hooking the leg. One! Two! Three!
Zach Davis: Epic has done it! Epic earns his shot at the Television Title!
Epic rolls out of the ring, and raises his arms up in the air. The crowd boos a lot, but he's too happy to care as he walks to the back.
Shannan Lerch: We'll see if he'll be facing Creeping Death or Matthew Steele later on tonight, but for now we'll find out who the Hardcore Title Number One Contender will be.
Zach Davis: Remember, if Junkyard wins, he'll have to wait till the next PPV for the shot.
D12's Fight Music blares over the PA system as the crowd wows with anticipation. JR steps out onto the stage holding a blunt in his mouth. He walks out and poses for the crowd and takes a hit. Then as soon as he blows it out pyros explode all across the stage as the crowd chants "J-R!" and "4-2-0!". JR smiles and continues smoking the blunt as he walks ever so calmly down to the ring as he awaits his opponents.
Zach Davis: I can't believe the WCF officials allow him to do this when he comes to the ring. Ah well.
Shannan Lerch: I guess it's what makes him wrestle well, like spinach is to Popeye.
AC/DC's Hells Bells Begins to play, right after the 4th bell finish the stage explodes in pyros and as the music starts the Joltman walks out onto the stage as the smoke clears. He High fives anyone wearing black gloves on his way to the ring and ingnores anyone else. He traveles all the way around the ring making sure he high fives everyone that has a black glove around the ring, before jumping up on the ring apron, where he wipes his feet before entering the ring and starts testing the ring ropes.
Shannan Lerch: Such a hottie!!!
The crowd await at the edge of their seats. The announcers tremble with fear as the lights flash out; sparkles of cameras can be seen in the distance. A load drum beat echoes round the silent arena. Monstrous shots of bodies crashing through tables, tables crashing through dumpsters and dumpsters shutting to darkness appear on the oval-tron. The words 'Death Do Us Part' flash onto the screen as a heavy beat kicks in. The lights remain off, a single flash of fire circles the stage as a dumpster filled with tables, ladders and chairs rolls out unto it. A single figure emerges from behind it, the lights flash on and that figure steps forward. Two arms are raised as the fire fizzes out. This single figure drags the dumpster ringward. As he walks down the ramp all that trails is silence. He pulls the dumpster up and slides into the ring. This single monster circles the ring a few times, the crowd sit in silence.
Spiders by System of a Down hits and Spider makes his way to the ring wit a look of determination, looking at the crowd as he slowly walks down to the ring.
Kyle Steel: The winner of this match will end up facing Madd Dogg... One of the toughest SOB's I have EVER seen.
All four men stand in their corners, and the bell rings. Junkyard quickly pulls a pair of iron knuckles out and runs over to JR, hitting him right in the face! JR goes down fast, and rolls out of the ring.
Zach Davis: Holy crap.. JR may be out of this match for a while..
Junkyard turns and goes to hit Joltman as well, but is met with a chair shot from him! Joltman hits Junkyard a few times with it, until Spider comes up behind Joltman and gives him a low blow. Joltman falls to his knees, and Spider throws him to the ropes. Junkyard has gotten back up now, and as Joltman comes back, him and Spider execute a Double Arm Drag, sending Joltman onto the chair. Junkyard quickly goes down to pin him, but Spider pulls him off. Spider and Junkyard begin to argue and Spider goes to Clothesline him down, but he ducks, and picks him up, and hits a Death Valley Driver, right onto the chair!
Shannan Lerch: Junky is using that chair to his advantage a lot, good strategy.
He then pins Spider, but after the 2, JR pulls him off.
Kyle Steel: JR is still able to compete!? Wow, I thought he was out.
JR kicks Junkyard Justice a few times, and then goes back out of the ring. He grabs various weapons out of Junkyard's dumpster, and throws them into the ring. He then goes back into the ring and grabs a trash can. He puts it overtop of Joltman's head, and throws him out of the ring and into the dumpster!
Zach Davis: Ouch.. poor Joltman, I don't know if we'll be seeing him for a while either.
He then grabs a kendo stick and whips Spider with it a few times, and throws Spider into the dumpster as well.
Kyle Steel: Only Junkyard and JR are left in the ring now.. Who will it be?
JR turns to Junkyard, ready to begin beating him down again, but Junkyard is up and prepared this time. He hits him with his trademark Savat Kick! JR goes down, and Junkyard sets up a trash can near one of the turnbuckles. He picks JR up and lifts him onto the top rope. Junkyard climbs up as well and hits a Superplex, sending JR right onto the trash can! For good measure, Junkyard then Tombstones him onto it.
Zach Davis: Adding insult to injury..
Junkyard pins JR. One, two, three.. Junkyard has won a Hardcore Title shot.
Junkyard Justice vs Madd Dogg!? May God help us all...
Junkyard raises his arms in the air triumphantly as he rolls out of the ring and begins walking to the back.
Zach Davis: We'll wait for that, as our TV Title match is up next!
Inside the ring, the crew members are replacing the ropes with strings of barbed wire, and the WCF Television Title is lowered from the rafters. Creeping Death's ladder, Damien, is laying in the aisle, awaiting the opponents for this T.V. Title Match.
The lights slowly fade to black. The JumboTron shows shots of a big wooden cross wrapped in barbed wire in the middle of a thunderstorm. While the cross is shown, the churchy music plays. "Payback" comes on through the organ music. As soon as the heavy part of "Payback" kicks in, the lights come back on, and Creeping Death emerges from the back, with Kristen Volz by his side holding a kendo stick. They slowly walk down to the ring, Creeping Death with a black hoodie on, with the hood over his head, and his head down, Kristen wearing a black baby doll tank top with "Flaw" on the front in white letters, and the same baggy black nylon pants Creeping Death wears. As they reach the ring, Kristen takes the steps, and Creeping Death climbs up to the apron, and jumps over the top rope into the ring. Inside, Creeping Death takes off the hoodie and hands it to Kristen.
The lights dim and a soft strobe light begins to flash around the arena. "Not Falling" by Mudvayne hits and the strobe lights flash with intensity. As the song picks up, the lights go bright and Matthew Steele stands on the ramp with his arms out to his sides. He looks out over the capacity crowd and makes his way down to the ring.
Zach Davis: Folks, I'm going to keep kind of quiet. These men's actions will do all the talking.
Shannan Lech: Yes.
Both men look up at the T.V. Title that hangs twenty six feet above the ring. Creeping Death cracks his neck, and Steele jumps around, getting the blood flowing. The crowd roars in antitipation and delight. Steele is the first to try anything, going for a clothesline. Creeping Death ducks, and goes for a spinning kick, which Steele ducks and goes for a sweep, but Creeping Death jumps up, and tries a kick to the face, but again, Steele avoids it with a duck. Steele fires right back with a kick to the ribs, but Creeping Death catches his foot, and pulls him into a headlock. Creeping Death pulls hard on Matthew's head, but Matthew picks Creeping Death up into a belly to back suplex. Creeping Death turns in mid air though, and rolls Steele in a sunset flip. Steele rolls through that, but stands up right into a belly to back suplex from Creeping Death. Steele goes for the sunset flip, but Creeping Death catches his head, and hits a Kryptonite Krunch on Steele!
Zach Davis: Nice chain wrestling by these two...but this is supposed to be Ultraviolent!
Shannan Lerch: Don't worry, things will get ugly.
Kyle Steel: JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER! HAHA!
Zach Davis: ...Don't talk for the rest of this match.
Kyle Steel: Sigh. OK, sorry.
Creeping Death slides under the barbed wire ropes, and looks under the ring. From underneath, he pulls out a chair, and tosses it into the ring. But he isn't done! He then pulls out a ten foot ladder, and places it on the apron and guard rail, creating a bridge. As Creeping Death places the ladder down, Matthew Steele comes flying over the barbed wire, and slams Creeping Death's head into the ladder with a leg drop! Steele gets off the ladder, and grabs Creeping Death, hitting a belly to belly suplex over the ladder bridge, down to the concrete. Steele ducks under the ladder, and picks Creeping Death up, only to whip him into the ladder. Creeping Death's back hits the ladder, and it flies down the apron. Steele reaches into the ring, and grabs the chair Creeping Death threw in there. Steele stalks Creeping Death, and blasts him right in the head with the chair. Steele drops the chair, and positions Creeping Death infront of the ladder. Steele runs at C.D., and goes for a jumping Tornado DDT, but Creeping Death throws Steele off, over the ladder. Steele lands on his feet, and Creeping Death jumps up, grabs into the ladder, and slings himself under, kicking Steele right in the shins! Steele falls face first, and Creeping Death just simply sits down, holding his lower back. Steele pops right back up, and climbs on top of the ladder bridge. Creeping Death grabs the chair, and tosses it over Steele's head. Steele watches it the whole way, and sees it land in Kristen's hands. Kristen then tosses it up to Steele, who catches it. As Kristen tosses the chair, Creeping Death hops up to the guard rail, and jumps back, hitting Steele with a Van Daminator, knocking him into the barbed wire!
Steele lays in the barbed wire, as Creeping Death lays on the floor. The crowd chants "WCF! WCF!" over and over as the Van Daminator is replayed on the Jumbo Tron. Steele finally rolls off the barbed wire, into the ring. Creeping Death begins to move some weapons into the ring, like the chair, a table, and the ladder. Creeping Death rolls in after the weapons, and sets up the table. Steele grabs the chair, for some unknown reason, and rushes at Creeping Death. Steele dives and hurls the chair right at Creeping Death's face, connecting. Creeping Death falls in a heap. Steele grabs C.D., and whips him into the wire. Creeping Death hits chest and stomach first. Steele follows up with a body splash, pushing the barbs even further into C.D.'s body. Matthew pulls Creeping Death back to the center of the ring, and lifts him into the Torture Rack! Creeping Death's body gets basically broken in half. Steele keeps C.D. up in the move for a good fifteen seconds, until Creeping Death turns around, and hits a Tornado DDT out of it, sending Steele violently forward in a flip. Both men lay in the ring, dazed. Creeping Death is the first one up, as he sets up the ten foot ladder in the center of the ring. Creeping Death lifts Steele up, and takes him up the ladder. At about the seven foot mark, Steele begins to fight back. Steele hooks Creeping Death in a belly to back suplex. But instead, Steele gives Creeping Death a release german suplex off the ladder, turning Creeping Death inside out, through the table! This table just shatters from the impact of Creeping Death's midsection!
The two men lay in the ring, Creeping Death lays motionless, and Matthew is holding his lower back. Steele manages to roll out of the ring, and pick up Damien. Matthew slides Damien into the ring as Kristen checks on Creeping Death. Steele sets up Damien in the center of the ring, right next to the ten foot ladder. Damien doubles the size of this ten footer, making it look like a dwarf. Steele begins his climb of Damien, but Creeping Death is back up, climbing up the other side very quickly. Creeping Death reaches the ten foot point, and swings around the ten foot ladder, grabbing Steele. Steele goes for a punch, but Creeping Death blocks it, and hooks Steele in a DDT. Stele counters, and hits a Russian Leg Sweep off the ladders onto the barbed wire ropes, bringing them down on that side! The two men lay there, utterly motionless while the crowd once again chants "WCF! WCF! WCF!"
Steele is the first man to show signs of life. He rolls onto his stomach, and lays an arm on Creeping Death. He stays there for a second, and remembers he needs to climb the ladder. Matthew sits up, and looks at the carnage. All three strands of barbed wire have come down on that side of the ring, and Creeping Death lays on his stomach after being bounced around from the impact. Matthew manages to crawl over to the ladder and pull himself up to a standing base. Steele looks up, and sees the T.V. Title, and knows it's his. As be puts a foot on Damien, Kristen comes into the ring, and checks on Creeping Death again. Steele looks down at Kristen, and in a brief moment of hatred, grabs her, and lifts her into a Tombstone position, sitting out with the Steele Driver on the helpless woman. Steele rolls Kristen's limp body to the floor, and goes to look back at Creeping Death, who is gone. Matthew looks around, and finds a light tube coming towards his head! The tube shatters and sends glass shards everywhere!
Zach Davis: Oh my god! Creeping Death really has brought ultraviolence to WCF!
Creeping Death hops out of the ring and looks under. C.D. pulls out a long box FILLED with light tubes! He slides it into the ring, and pulls out a bag from under the ring. Creeping Death slides into the ring and empties the bag...thumb tacks! Steele is back up, and Creeping Death kicks him in the gut. Steele doubles over, and Creeping Death lifts him into For Whom the Bell Tolls! Steele, however, flips up into a hurricanrana, but Creeping Death front flips out of it. C.D. stumbles infront of the ladder, and runs up it, jumping off in a moonsault. Steele is ready, and hits a dropkick to Creeping Death's gut on his way around! Creeping Death lands right beside the pile of tacks as the crowd oohs and aahs. Steele helps Creeping Death to his feet, and lifts Creeping Death in a powerbomb. However, Creeps counters with a hurricanrana, but Steele front flips out of it too. Just like Creeping Death, Steele runs up the ladder, and off into a moonsault, only to catch Creeping Death in a Dragon Sleeper as Matthew flips over C.D. Steele turns it around into a suplex. Instead of falling backwards, he falls forwards, and spins around into a Diamond Cutter!
Zach Davis: That was The Fall From Grace, Steele's new move.
Steele looks down at Creeping Death and cracks a smile. Matthew goes to the outside and retrieves a table, setting it up on the side of the ring where the babred wire ropes are taken down. Matt then grabs the box of light tubes, and begins to line the table. He gets about seven or eight tubes on the table, and duct tapes them into place. Steele climbs into the ring, and grabs Creeping Death. Matthew leads C.D. over to the apron, and whirls him up into the Tombstone position. Creeping Death, however, pushes off Matthew's legs, and swings down to the side, hitting a leg scissor takedown. Steele rolls through it, and runs at Creeping Death, only to get lifted up into a Death Valley Driver. Creeping Death basically stumbles to the apron, and whips Steele around in the F-5 to X-Factor...but Steele reverses into a Tornado DDT! NO! Creeping Death reverses that into a release Northern Lights Suplex back into the ring! NO AGAIN! Steele flips out of it and lands on his feet. Creeping Death pops back up into the waiting arms of Steele, who again turns Creeping Death into the Tombstone. But this time, Creeping Death cartwheels out of it, and hooks Steele in a Flatliner/Downward Spiral. Creeping Death bends over a little bit, making Steele bend over backwards, and Creeping Death whips his body back violently, sending Steele face first into the mat!
The two men take another break. Creeping Death is the first one up, and he positions the ten foot ladder infront of Steele. Creeping Death climbs up the opposite side of the ladder, and stands on the very top. Creeping Death leaps off in a Shooting Star Press, but turns once more, and hits a Shooting Star Leg Drop! "WCF!" chants quickly arise. Again, the two lay and breathe. Creeping Death is again the first one up, and he brings Steele to his feet. Out of complete and utter desperation, Steele kicks C.D. in the gut, and hits a LYGER BOMB off the apron through the light tube table! Creeping Death's body folds up from the angle that Steele dropped him. The two men lay in the rubble, while again, the "WCF!" chants fire up.
Steele is the first one to even blink. He gets up from the mess, and falls into the ring. Matthew climbs up Damien, and at around the twelve foot mark, Creeping Death is back in the ring, almost up the other side. The two men meet at the top, and throw twenty foot high punches at eachother. Steele tries a haymaker, but Creeping Death blocks it, and hooks Steele in a Flatliner/Doanward Spiral. Creeping Death brings Matthew up so they are standing on the very top of Damien, and Creeping Death goes a moonsault off the ladder, sending Steele in a front flip, landing in a Rock Bottom position down on the mat! As the two men hit the mat, Creeping Death bounces to his back, and Steele just lays motionless. A mixture of "WCF!" and "Holy Shit!" chants arise. Creeping Death stirs for a moment, and begins his climb. At the fifteen foot point, he looks back, and sees Matthew still laying motionless on the mat. Creeping Death stands on top of Damien, and grabs the T.V. Title, winning this Ultraviolent Ladder Match, and more importantly, the WCF Television Title!
Kyle Steel: Well.. damn. Look at that.
Creeping Death jumps off the ladder down to the ring, and then rolls out. He walks.. amazingly.. under his own power, to the back.
Zach Davis: We have a three way match coming up next, but man.. This was brutal, I'm amazed.
Shannan Lerch: I can safely say this has been the most Hardcore night in WCF ever.
Kyle Steel: And we're not finished yet!
"Prayer" by Disturbed hits the sound system as the arena goes dark and cold. Dark Arts Wizard walks out from backstage with a blank look on his face and a vacant stare in his eyes. He enters the ring and paces around waiting for the match to begin.
The arena goes pitch black, the music blairs over the speaker, the Titan tron has G.Killah slam through a wall and fades in and out with the beat of the music.
A single spot light flys toward the entrance where jam his walking out with his normal walk and smile pumping up the crowd.
He then runs toward the ring and smoothly sliding in the ring and bounces up and head toward where he throws up The E.L.E sign with his hands and the crowd goes nuts.
Scavenger of Human Sorrow starts playing and Scavenger of Sorrow comes out banging his head to the heavy beat. He throws the heavy metal sign into the air with his right hand and starts walking to the ring fixing his leather vest. He climbs into the ring slowly, takes off his vest, and stretches his arms.
Zach Davis: This should be interesting, as all these men have partners in the main event, which is coming up next.
The bell rings, and the match is on. DAW and Jam both begin going towards Scavenger first, but he shakes his head "No", laughing.
Kyle Steel: What's this about?
All of a sudden, Jam falls down. He was attacked from behind, by none other than.. Hellz Angel! Hellz hit him with a lead pipe. The bell rings again.
Shannan Lerch: This is over as soon as it began... The match has been thrown out, there's no winner.
Hellz picks Jam up, and throws him out of the ring. DAW punches Hellz, but Scavenger attacks him from behind. Hellz then hits DAW with the lead pipe as well, and he goes down hard.
Zach Davis: Where the hell is Gravedigger or any of the rest of the Darkside?!
The Jumbotron lights up at the Darkside dressing room. Two couches have been placed in front of the door, completely blocking any exit possible. Hellz laughs, and Scavenger keeps kicking DAW as Hellz hits him in the stomach with the pipe.
Hellz Angel: That's what you get for even THINKING about attacking me! But, I guess you've learned your lesson. I'm finished with you.
Hellz begins to walk out of the ring, and DAW is starting to stand up. Hellz turns back around, and kicks him as hard as he possibly can, right in the stomach. DAW goes back down, clutching it in pain.
Hellz Angel: You thought I was seriously done!? I'm not soft, buddy, I'm not done by a LONG shot.
Zach Davis: I get it.. He's using DAW to show he's the OLD Hellz Angel..
Hellz picks DAW up again, and has Scavenger hold him. He goes outside and gets a chair. As he gets back in the ring, he jabs DAW right in the stomach with it. He goes down, and blood begins oozing from his mouth.
Kyle Steel: There's some internal bleeding going on there...
Both Scavenger and Hellz begin stomping away at DAW's stomach, and he spits up a bit of blood each time.
Shannan Lerch: ...I can't friggin watch this...
Scavenger puts his finger in DAW's mouth, and pulls it out, bloody. He paints a }{ symbol on DAW's forehead. The two men raise their arms in the air and leave the ring. As soon as they disappear behind the curtain, medics begin running out. DAW is put on a stretcher, and carried away.
Zach Davis: Fans, I apologize that you had to watch that. Hellz Angel and Scavenger of Sorrow... They.. Ugh, they're horrible, horrible people. I.. I'm in shock. That was disgusting. Uh... Go to a commercial, we need to get the ring cleaned up...
Kyle Steel: We do have that World Title match coming up.. But Jesus Christ is Gravedigger going to be pissed off. I think Hellz is going to die a horrible, horrible death tonight.
We go to a commercial for Saturday Slam next week, followed by a montage of clips showing the history behind the main event. We see Mace winning the first ever War, followed by the history of Anarchy. Next is Hellz winning it, the rise of the }{awks, and Commisioner Mike Taylor stripping him of the Title. After that is Logan. We see various clips of the old T.O.T., and then Seth Lerch costing Logan the Title, when he lost it to Hellz. We see a few clips of Logan fighting Lerch and his "New Era". All four men are shown in different corners of the screen, followed by an explosion coming from the center, and the scene fades to black. We go back to the announcers booth.
Zach Davis: Welcome back... Well, it is time for the Main Event World Title match, and the ring is all cleaned up and ready. The Darkside dressing room has been opened back up, and.. We're ready to go.

