Payback Intro
Jason Tilley Segment
Seth Lerch/Amanda Segment
Elite Title: Hate vs Sylk Walker vs Jason Tilley vs Burn Out
Cage: Pride of the USA vs Portalcide
Seth Lerch/Neo Backstage
TV Title: Defman vs David Baker
Ironman Tables: Davey Ortega vs Creeping Death
Seth Lerch Backstage
Tag Titles: Death/Torture vs DKX
Glass: Logan vs Seth Lerch
World Title: Hellz Angel vs Neo vs Trent Hunter
Payback by Flaw plays, and Payback is on the air! We welcome the commentating group of Kyle Steel, Shannan Lerch, and Luscious Jackson. We go to them at the announcer's booth.
Kyle Steel: Welcome to WCF's next Pay Per View extravaganza, Payback! I'm here with Shannan Lerch and.. sigh... Luscious Jackson.
Luscious Jackson: Yo yo, Kyle, it's good to be back, cats!
Shannan Lerch: I'm in hell already.
Kyle Steel: We have a huge main event, with Trent Hunter taking on both Hellz Angel and Neo.
Shannan Lerch: Neo's been out for Trent's Title for months, as has Hellz Angel. We saw all three men laid out on the mat last week, and neither one has any real advantage going into this match. It's going to be an amazing one, let me tell you.
Luscious Jackson: And we got two other cats that have been fightin it up for years. Logan against Seth Lerch in some kind of Glass match. That's wack.
Kyle Steel: Yes.. um.. indeed it is. The undefeated team of Death and Torture challenge for the Tag Titles, going up against Dake Ken and X.
Shannan Lerch: The Enforcers haven't been very effective against the Elite thus far, but maybe tonight could turn the tide. The Enforcers could walk away from Payback with a Title for everyone.
Luscious Jackson: In another superfreaky match, that Creepin' Death suckah is gonna take on Davey O. Ironman Tables?!? We're going to get a lot of wood tonight.
Kyle Steel: Kinda like Shannan, who gets a lot of wood nightly.
Shannan Lerch: HEY! Anyway... we also have a Television Title match. The new Champ, David Baker, takes on Defman. Defman has come close to winning the TV Title before, and this may be his night.
Luscious Jackson: And in a CAGE match, The Pride of the USA takes on Portalcide. What is with WCF and these crazyass matches tonight!? Anyhow, Portalcide destroyed Bishop and Priest last week, and now Pride of the USA is defending what is groovy.
Kyle Steel: You mean.. what is right. But yeah. And our opening match has four men competing for a new Title, the Elite Title. But now we're going backstage.
Jason shows up carrying his bag, with a full beard and his hair in a pony tail.
We see Jason entering the arena. As he does, a black hummer limo pulls up next to him. A man
gets out, and starts to walk with Jason.
Luscious Jackson: Who the fizzle is that?
They walk to a door, and open up. There's a flight of stairs. Jason and the man walk down them, and they appear to be in the basement.
Man: Jason, I have been sent here by your brother. He has asked me to help
you stop losing and I am going to do that.
Jason turns away from him.
Man: Damn it, Jason, you're not a loser!!! The Tilley family is a
winning family and wealthy. You threw it all away for nothing, and you are
disgracing the damn family name.
Jason turns around and speaks.
Jason Tilley: So my brother sent you.. well you can tell my brother that I said this.
Jason punches the man and slams him into the wall. Jason then walks out of the basement.
Kyle Steel: Hmm.. how mysterious. I wonder what's going on.
Backstage, Seth Lerch is in his office, and appears very angry. Amanda is seated across from him.
Seth Lerch: I can't f'n BELIEVE what Portal did! He went off on me and Ortega, and it was horribly uncalled for.
Amanda: I know, Mr. Lerch, but-
Seth Lerch: I don't believe he'd insult ME, and blame ME for Portalcide's losing streak.
Amanda: Look, Mr. Lerch... can I call you Seth?
Amanda gets up from her chair and sits on Seth's desk.
Seth Lerch: Hm.. yes, you can call me anything you like.
Amanda: I feel awful for what he said to you, I really do. And I want to make it up to you. I'll do anything to make you forget what Portal said...
She gets closer, and whispers in Seth's ear.
Amanda: ...Anything.
Seth smiles.
Seth Lerch: Hmm.. well.. you're right, I think I've been a little too harsh on Portal. Let me go lock this door, and CAMERAMAN, GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE!!!.. and then we can talk.
Seth gets up and shoves the Cameraman out of the room as the scene closes.
Shannan Lerch: ...I didn't want to know.
We hear sounds of a motorcycle revving up. Burn Out comes out on a motorcycle, goes
around the ring, gets off the bike and climbs in the ring.
Tilley's music starts and Jason comes out pushing a shopping cart, filled with a kendo
stick, trash can lid, baseball bat, 2X4 wraped in barbwire,bag of thump
tacks, and a roll of barbwire. His shirt reads Lee f'n Todd on the front, and on the back it says People's Squad. He pushes the cart to the ring as fans boo
him and throw stuff at him. He slides in the ring and sits in the corner and
waits.
Ms. Liberty stands at top of ramp with American Flag. The Natural comes
runnimg from behind the curtain while red, white and blue pyro goes off as music
blares from the loud speaker. He is bouncing around, gets to Ms. Liberty, gets
a kiss on the cheek and runs to ring side once at ringside he hugs fans and
hands out small American Flags to those at ringside. Ms. Liberty is now in the
ring and holding the Flag as Sylk removes his shirt and hands it to a young
woman in the front row.
The lights in the arena go down and silence washes over the crowd. A woman's
voice says "Hate makes Fate", then "Expendable Youth" begins to play and the
lights come back on with Hate walking to ringside.
Kyle Steel: One of these men will be the first Elite Champion. Or is it the next International Champion, since that's still the International Belt? Who knows. The point is that they'll win a Title.
Hate, Walker, Tilley, and Burn Out all stand in there respective cornors. The
ref holds up the newly estabished Elite title. The bell sounds and Hate
charges at Walker, knocking him down with a powerfull clothesline. He starts
stomping on him ruthlessly while BO and Tilley tie up. Tilley is able to hit a
DDT on BO. BO is down and Hate hits a suplex on Walker...Walker lands
directly on BO. Hate kicks Tilley in the gut and hits a snap suplex on him. Hate covers.
One.
No...Tilley kicks out with authority. Hate picks Tilley up but Hate is hit
with an elbow to the back of the head by Walker. Hate stumbles forward and
Tilley rolls him in a small package.
One.
Two.
No..Walker breaks it up.
Shannan Lerch: Almost over there.
BO steps up behind Walker and hits a backbreaking
back suplex. Walker seems unconcious. Tilley runs at BO, only to met with a
big boot by BO. BO then pushes Hate into the cornor and put him on the top.
Hate rakes BOs eyes and positions himself on the top, when BO looks up Hate
leaps off the top with a dropkick. BO is sent down to the mat and Hate pins.
One!
Two!
No..Tilley kicks Hate in the head..breaking the pin.
Luscious Jackson: He kicked that daddio right in the head, ow.
Tilley mounts Hate and
starts punching him. Walker is amzingly up and stumbles forward...right into
BO. Walker kicks BO in the gut and jumps on him, hitting a hurrincanrana. BO
is down and Walker makes a cover.
One..
Two...
No. Burn out kicks out.
Kyle Steel: So.. many.. nearfalls.
Tilley and Hate are now at a vertical base and Hate
is punching Tilley. Hate drives Tilley to the turnbuckle. He puts Tilley on the
top and hits a top rope samoan drop. Tilley rolls out of the ring. Suddenly we see a man in a suit and a tie and wearing sunglasses jump the rail.
Luscious Jackson: Who be that?
The man gets brass knuckles out of his pocket and hands them to Jason, who stays outside the ring. Back on the inside, Walker picks up BO, but BO drives an
elbow into Walkers mid section...BO hits the Outcast Blast on Walker. BO
covers
One.
Two.
No. Hate breaks up the pin. Hate picks up BO but BO grabs Hates legs and
trips him. BO then puts him in the Boston Crab. Hate starts screaming in
pain and BO cranks down harder. Walker bounces off the rope and dropkicks BO
right in the face, makeing a smacking sound, and BO falls backwards. Burn Out begins standing back up, but suddenly Tilley is back in, and punches Burn Out with the brass knuckles!
Kyle Steel: Ouch.
He then picks up Hate and hits The Gag! Hate is
in pain and is being drivin to his knees. Walker jumps on Tilleys back and
applies a sleeper. Tilley lets Hate go...and Hate falls to the ground. Tilley
is slowly going down as well. Tilley drops to his knees. The crowd starts
booing for some reason. The camera focuses on it and sees a figure moving.
Shannan Lerch: Again?
The person jumps out of the crows and into ring side....it's Davey Ortega, this time.
Davey slides into the ring and slips on his brass knucks.
Kyle Steel: That's two guys with brass knuckles, in one match, if you're keeping count.
He then hits
Walker on the neck with them. Walker falls down unconcious and Davey slides
out. BO is crawling to Walker...he outs one arm on his chest.
One!
Two!
No! Tilley kicked him off. Burn Out stands up and Tilley punches him with his own brass knuckles, and B.O. goes down. Tilley makes the pin.
One!
Two!
Three!
Jason Tilley is the Elite Champion! The man that gave him the brass knuckles gets in the ring, grabs the Title, and hands it to Jason. Jason looks at the man, smiles, and hugs him. The two exit the ring and head to the back.
Luscious Jackson: I wonder if that's Jason's bro?
Shannan Lerch: Who knows. I'm still wondering what Davey is out here for.
Davey slides back in and hits BO with the
knucks as well. He then signals for the mic.
Davey Ortega: Now... some of you may be wondering why I did what I did. The truth
is... I wouldn't have to fight Creeping Death tonight if it wasn't for that
son of a bitch..and his friends the Freedom Fighters. Sylk...Fighters...as
of tonight you have all recieved your only warning. The next time I send you
out to destroy someone...you do it. Now... Creeping Death...you want me? Death, I don't
think you know what you have gotten yourself into. I am going to put you
through so many tables...you will be carried out of this arena. Creeping
Death is a suitable name for you, bitch.
Wherever I May Roam hits and Ortega leaves.
Kyle Steel: Well, we saw earlier, Amanda got Seth's forgiveness from Seth.. by.. well.. questionable means. Let's see how this match goes.
Born in the USA plays. Klubber Klabanski and Chief Bald Eagle rise from the stage, minus Ms. Liberty. They walk to the ring as usual.
Luscious Jackson: I wonder where that fine mama Ms. Liberty is.
Ya'll Want A Single? begins playing. No one comes out, and the crowd murmers in confusion. The music dies down, and the Jumbotron lights up... it's none other than Portalcide on the screen, with Ms. Liberty, tied up.
Shannan Lerch: ..Uh oh.
Kyle Steel: The Pride of the USA is going balistic!
Portal: Hey, Klubber! Baldy! Looks like your little Statue of Liberty, which was from the French, by the way, is a little bit busy with us, back here. You want here back? Come get 'er.
Luscious Jackson: This is supposed to be a Cage match.. but I have the feeling it's going to be a backstage brawl pretty soon.
Klubber and Bald Eagle begin getting out of the ring. As they're walking down the ramp, a cameraman accidently bumps into them.
Shannan Lerch: Oops. Cameramen should be more careful.
The cameraman punches Eagle! Klabanski is about to help, but a fan comes out of the audience and starts attacking him.
Kyle Steel: What in the HELL is going on!?
As the two men keep attacking Pride of the USA, some of their disguises fall off, and we can see clearly that it's actually Portal and Suicide!
Luscious Jackson: Them Portalcide suckahs musta pretaped that segment.
Shannan Lerch: Then where's Ms. Liberty?
As if on cue, Xander walks out, with Ms. Liberty. She's tied up, and he's laughing. The Pride of the USA members see this, and try to get to her, but Portalcide keep stopping them. Sylk Walker runs out from the back, and attacks Xander from behind! He quickly grabs Ms. Liberty and runs her to the back, with her in his arms.
Kyle Steel: At least now we know Ms. Liberty is in good hands.. maybe now this match can get underway!
Luscious Jackson: Bastardly tactics by Portalcide.
Portalcide and Pride of the USA brawl, and eventually end up in the ring. The cage begins lowering.
Shannan Lerch: We don't have too many cage matches in WCF, so let me explain to you the rules of this one. BOTH men have to climb out of the cage to win. There are no doors, no pins, and no submissions.
Luscious Jackson: And once one cat escapes the cage, it leaves his partner in there, handicapped! Tough call.
The cage is all the way down. And finally, Pride of the USA has gained momentum. Bald Eagle grabs Portal's head as Klabanski grabs Suicides, and they slam Portalcide's heads together!
Kyle Steel: Meeting of the Minds, reminiscent of the great Hulk Hogan.
They then slam their heads into the cage! Klabanski begins climbing up one side of the cage, and Eagle climbs up the other. They're almost at the top, but Portal is up, and he manages to pull both of them down off the cage. Suicide is up as well, and he begins climbing the cage. Portal stomps away at both Eagle and Klabanski, making sure they don't interfere, and Suicide reaches the top of the cage. He then climbs down to the outside.
Shannan Lerch: Well, Suicide is out of the ring. That's not a surprise, what with their cheating before the match started. But now Portal is in there all alone.
Despite Portal going at them continuously, Eagle and Klabanski are beginning to get up. In a single instance they both hit Portal with simultaneous Heart Punches! Portal goes down, holding his chest. Pride of the USA stomps away at their prone opponent. Klabanski picks Portal up and hits a Pump Handle Slam. Klabanski and Eagle both begin climbing up the sides, like they did before.
Luscious Jackson: Looks like Portal is out, I think the Pride of the USA has the win.
Both men reach the top. But suddenly Portal springs to his feet, climbs the cage, and grabs Chief Bald Eagle. Klabanski is able to climb to the outside, but Portal and Eagle brawl at the top of the cage.
Kyle Steel: This is dangerous for both Portal and Eagle.. but Portal had good strategy. By letting Klabanski leave, it's no longer a handicapped match.
Portal eventually gets the edge, and Superplexes Eagle all the way back down to the mat!! The crowd roars and chants "HOLY SHIT!" as both men lay there, motionless.
Shannan Lerch: It's down to two men, and wow, that move was AMAZING. I think it took a lot out of both men, though.
Slowly, Portal is up. He picks Eagle up with him, and they start exchanging fists. He throws Eagle to the ropes, but Eagle reverses it, sending Portal into them instead. As Portal is running back at Eagle, Portal sidesteps him, Eagle turns around, and Portal hits the All Points Bulletin! He then slowly begins climbing up the cage.
Luscious Jackson: Can he make it?
Indeed, he can. He reaches the top, and climbs down wearily. Suicide is there, waiting for him at the bottom, and they raise their arms in victory.
Kyle Steel: They may not have won if it wasn't for their opening cheating... who knows. Regardless, this ends their streak of no wins.
Portalcide are walking up the ramp, and suddenly, the lights go out. The crowd buzzes, confused... and as they come back on, standing in front of Portalcide.. is Bishop and Priest!
Shannan Lerch: WHAT IS THIS!? I thought they were gone!?!
Bishop and Priest grab Portal and Suicide by the throat, and Chokeslam them down onto the ramp! The crowd roars as Bishop and Priest raise their arms into the air and then head to the back.
Luscious Jackson: Well, that was unexpected, but what an incredible matchup. And we have much more to come, daddios!
Neo walks into Seth's office.
Neo: Dammit, Seth. I'm sick of this. I'm sick of the screw jobs. And I'm
sick of the damn games.
Seth Lerch: Hi, Neo. Glad to see you too...
Neo: Don't fuck with me Seth. I don't feel like putting up with your
bullshit tonight.
Seth Lerch: Well, then, we can play this one of two ways. You can walk out
peacefully, or I can call security and you can be removed NOT so peacefully.
Neo: Don't worry, Seth. I'll leave. But before I go, since you like playing
games so much, here's a little mind game for you...
Neo walks directly up to Seth, moving their faces only inches apart. It's
tense for just a second.
Neo: Grrrr. I'm angry. Woof.
They remain in that position for just a few seconds. Seth looks like he's
about to break up laughing.
Seth Lerch: Jesus, Neo. You really suck at this game.
Neo: Or am I a genius at it?
More silence.
Seth Lerch: No, I'm pretty sure you suck.
Neo: Keep thinking that, Sethy boy. I've got a surprise coming. And you're
not going to like it.
With that, Neo walks out of Seth's office, slamming the door behind him.
Shaking his head, Seth allows himself a little giggle before getting back to
work.
The arena goes black, a faint neon blue light shines
at the top of the ramp, slowly growing as Lies by Korn
begins to play out of the PA. The fans jump into a
massive roar of cheers, as the light turns into a
series of explosions. The same neon blue light
brightens the arena as Defman stands at the top, head
down. He lifts his head, as he begins to walk down the
ramp. He stops at the base of the ramp, looking over
the arena, then leaps onto it, and rolls over the top
rope. He goes to the nearest turnbuckle, standing on
the second level, and raises his fist into the air,
and smiles as the lights return to normal. He, also,
climbs down.
Kyle Steel: This could be yet another brutal match that
Baker has been in.
Luscious Jackson: COULD be? More like.. it's guarenteed to be.
Shannan Lerch: It seems trouble is trying to find him
every where. He’s on his way now, however.
“Do you wanna see me fail? You won’t get the chance.
You wanna see me fail? You won’t get the chance. You
wanna see me fail? You’ll never get your chance.”
The metallic screams of Hatebreed rush throughout the
arena. Baker comes charging out with both titles on
his shoulders. He runs down the ramp without an
recognition towards the fans, and as he slides into
the ring, he drops the titles in front of the ring.
Defman beats away on Baker as he gets up. The two of
them duke it out as the bell rings. Defman catches one
of Baker’s hands, then, he pulls him in for a
closeline.
Kyle Steel: Did you see that? That could have taken his
head off!
Baker is up before Defman can realize he is attacking,
so, Baker dropkicks Defman in the leg. Defman drops to
one knee as Baker get him into a headlock. Quickly,
Defman presses David into the air. He holds him in mid
air for a second before he drops his gut down onto his
knee.
Luscious Jackson: That was wack.
David rolls around in pain as Defman catches his
breath. He lifts Baker up by the hair. Then, he clubs
him back to the ground with a forearm.
Kyle Steel: Defman definitely has the size advantage in
this match. Can Baker outsmart him?
Defman goes to lift him up again, but Baker elbows him
in the gut. Releasing the hold, Defman holds his
stomach. David runs towards the ropes. Baker comes
rushing towards Defman and jams his knee into the face
of Defman in a Kitchen Sink. Defman gets up as Baker
and him square off for a bit. They lock hands, but
Baker seems to be getting the best of Defman!
Shannan Lerch: Baker’s martial arts training might be
kicking in to give him the victory of this little
contest of strength here.
Alas, Defman overpowers him in the end. Baker is
doubled over from a kick to the midsection as Defman
positions Baker for a double arm DDT. He lifts Baker
up in his own style and slams him onto his head.
Luscious Jackson: Was that the Xero?
Kyle Steel: Maybe you should learn your damn moves.
Defman goes for the pin, but Baker kicks out in two.
They both rise as the referee circles them. Defman
walks towards Baker, but David just leaps at him.
Defman, using his power, catches Baker in mid air. He,
then, proceeds to bear hug slam him onto the mat. He
leg drops Baker while he is down. Baker rolls around a
bit before he gets up. Defman goes over to Baker to
pick him up, but David sweeps the back of his knee
before he can get his hands on him. Almost
instantaneously, Defman hits the mat. Next, Baker
rushes over to the turnbuckle. He rips the padding
off. He proceeds to toss it out into the crowd as he
walks over to Defman. He grabs Defman by the hair, but
Defman shoves Baker towards the turnbuckle with no
padding. Luckily, David catches himself before he
slams into it. Defman comes charging at the
turnbuckle, but then David Baker leg trips Defman into
the turnbuckle. His forehead opens up like a forty
year old virgin.
Shannan Lerch: He’s now busted open.
Luscious Jackson: There's blood everywhere!
David gets up, he walks over to Defman, but Defman
fights back with a kick to David’s knee. David grabs
his knee in pain. Defman has enough time to get up and
recuperate, but Baker still rolls around on the mat
holding his knee. The ref checks on him, but Baker
just shakes his head and stands up. He limps a bit,
but gets over to Defman. Defman starts to laugh in
Baker’s face, but is met with a series of rights.
Defman returns those rights with some lefts. They are
soon just brawling it out in the ring, but Defman
whips Baker towards a corner. Defman comes charging
towards him, but David turns around and has enough
time to plant his heel into the jaw of Defman. Defman
spins around on one foot. He, then, falls onto the
turnbuckle that Baker just came from. David slides out
of the ring. Then, he grabs a table from underneath
the apron. He sets it up of the other side of the
turnbuckle.
Kyle Steel: Is he planning what I think he is planning?
David slides back into the ring and gives Defman a few
punches before climbing the turnbuckle. He has Defman
in a suplex position. Next, David sets on the
turnbuckle. He starts to lift.
Shannan Lerch: Can he do it with one knee?
No, he can't! Defman slides down, punches Baker, who is still on the turnbuckle, and then climbs back up. He lifts Baker up into a Fallaway Slam position, and flies down, hitting the move!
Luscious Jackson: Super Fallaway Slam. See, I know my wrestlin' moves!
Defman pins, and the ref is about to count, but Seth starts walking out. The audience buzzes, wondering why. Defman stands up and tells Seth to 'bring it'. Seth rolls in, and stares Defman in the eye, about to get in his face.
Kyle Steel: They're going to get it on!
The lights go out.
The lights come back on... and PC CRADLE IS IN THE RING!!! He kicks Seth Lerch and hits the Trifector Cradlearm DDT!!
Shannan Lerch: HOLY SHIT!! He's back!! PC Cradle is back!!
Someone has knocked the ref out as well. Defman greets Cradle, welcoming him back.
Kyle Steel: Former Tag Team Champions, Defman and Cradle.
All of a sudden, out of nowhere, Cradle hits the Cradlebomb on Defman!! The crowd is a mixed reaction, but there is a mass of confusion. Cradle quickly grabs a mic.
PC Cradle: Alright, I'M BACK! I'm not going to say a lot, this match is still going on, but I will explain myself. Seth Lerch agreed to unsuspend me, if I wasn't any trouble to him. I agreed... but um, Seth, hate to break it to you... but I had my fingers crossed.
The crowd laughs, and cheers.
PC Cradle: Me and Seth also made another deal. The next Pay Per View is One. It's WCF's one year anniversery. You think Wrestlemania is big? You ain't seen nothin, WCF's One is going to overshadow any wrestling spectacle anyone has EVER seen. To do that, Seth needed a big match. A great match, a match he KNEW would deliver. So he signed this. Defman vs PC Cradle, one on one, one more time. The winner gets a World Title shot at The War V. See you there, Defman... one more time.
Cradle rolls out, and begins walking to the back. Baker picks Defman up and quickly hits the Xero! He stirs the referee, and then pins.
One.
Two.
Three.
Luscious Jackson: Baker retains the Title, but I don't know if he would have, if it wasn't for Cradle.
Kyle Steel: But.. oh my God.. Defman vs Cradle III? I'm... wow. That'll be amazing.
Defman begins struggling to his feet, and has an intense, intense look of anger on his face. He rolls out and heads to the back.
The lights go out as the crowd cheers in anticipation. A few seconds later, "Swinging the Dead" by devildriver hits, and a white light begins flashing through the darkness. When the song really picks up, about twenty seconds into it, Creeping Death walks out onto the stage, wearing a shiny steel hockey mask. The light continutes to flash as Creeping Death walks down the aisle. When reaching the ring, Creeping Death slides in under the bottom rope. Inside, he gives the whole metal \m/ sign with both hands in the air before he takes his hockey mask off and places it under a set of turnbuckles.
Luscious Jackson: Ortega didn't have many nice words for Creeping Death earlier tonight, when he attacked Sylk Walker... let's see how it goes.
Creeping Death awaits Ortega.. and is attacked from behind by all three members of the Freedom Fighters! Walker gets a table into the ring and sets it up as Klabanski puts Creeping Death on his shoulders. Eagle climbs the top rope, and hits the Flying Eagle, sending Creeping Death through the table! Ortega walks out from the back, clapping his hands.
Kyle Steel: Well.. wait.. what's going on? I guess the Freedom Fighters wanted to make an impression.
Ortega takes the mic.
Davey Ortega: I give you, WCF fans, the WINNER of the match.. the Freedom Fighters!!
They raise there arms in the air, and then roll out of the ring. They begin walking to the back, as does Ortega.
Shannan Lerch: Well.. I guess this match isn't even going to happen. Uh.. too bad.
Creeping Death eventually rolls out of the ring, and begins heading to the back.
We see Seth backstage again, doing paperwork. The phone rings and he picks it up.
Seth Lerch: Hello.
There's silence. Seth waits a second.
Seth Lerch: Hello?
A small squeal, like nails on a chalkboard assaults his ears.
Seth Lerch: What the hell?
He slams the phone down and gets back to work. A second later, it rings
again.
Seth Lerch: Hello?
Again, silence.
Seth Lerch: This is getting old. Haven't grown out of prank phone calls yet, eh?
A slow deep laugh can be heard. Seth sighs.
Seth Lerch: So, there is someone there.
Voice: Still as brash and rude as ever I see.
Seth Lerch: Is this the part where I get scared?
Voice: Are you scared?
Seth Lerch: No. Not really. You really do suck at this game Neo.
The voice laughs again.
Voice: Perhaps. Perhaps.
Seth Lerch: So, do you have something to say Neo? Or are you just going to bore me
all night?
Voice: I can see you Sethy boy. Can you see me?
Seth Lerch: My office has no windows, dipshit. You were just in here tonight Neo.
Damn you're lame.
Voice: Hahahaha. This ain't Neo, cowboy.
Seth Lerch: Of course not. If you'll excuse me, I have work to do.
Voice: Of course.
Seth Lerch: Oh, and Neo? Drop this crap. I've met some scary characters in my
day..
Voice: You sure have. And you've pissed most of them off. Don'tcha worry
Sethy boy. I'll be seeing you real soon.....
The phone clicks and Seth stares at it for a second before returning it to
it's cradle.
Seth Lerch: Jesus he's lame.
Seth goes back to his work.
Kyle Steel: What's going on here?
Shannan Lerch: My brother has a stalker!
Stand Up by Ludacris starts.
Kyle Steel: Huh? What's going on? That's not anyone in this match's music.
Eric Willson and Richard Smith come out. Willson has a towel over his head and Smith has one around his neck. They slide into the ring and Willson stands on the second rope with hands in air while Smith hypes himself up.
Luscious Jackson: Who are these cats? I like their style.
Willson and Smith soon roll out of the ring, and go to the commentators booth.
Shannan Lerch: Welcome, guys. You're the WCF's newest tag team, but what brings you out here?
Eric Willson: Well, yeah, we ARE the newest Tag Team here. And we're also the best. So we've come out to watch this match and see what kind of opponents WCF has to offer.
"Fuel" by MetallicA hits while green, yellow, and red pyro lights up the stage. Death and Torture emerge from the back with yellow, green, and red lights flashing throughout the arena. Death gets to the base of the ring, steps up, climbs the outside of a turnbuckle throws his arms out as his pyro goes off on the stage at the same time. Torture just taunts saying how he's so damn cool and the like.
The arena goes pitch black before Harvester of Sorrow by Metallica hits. The first run goes off, and on the last power chord of the run an explosion goes off. The lights come up to a dim shot with a spot light on Dake Ken and X Rated. The smoke gives it a grayer look and more dark. He stands there with X. He looks at him, strokes his beard, and starts to walk to the ring. The two men walk up the stairs and enter the ring. Dake Ken then walks over to the far ropes and leans on them while X Rated yells at the crowd.
Richard Smith: Not too impressive.
Dake Ken and Death start the match. They look at each other, staring each other down for a few seconds. They approach each other, and are about to tie up... but Richard Smith attacks Death from behind as Eric Willson attacks Dake Ken! The ref calls for a disqualification, and the crowd boos heavily.
Kyle Steel: What the HELL!? They've ruined one of the top matches on our card!
X Rated and Torture get into the ring. X Rated hits Eric Willson in the back of the head with one of the Tag Titles. Meanwhile, Torture runs at Richard Smith, but Smith grabs him and throws him over the top rope. He turns back to Death, kicks him in the gut, and Powerbombs him. He doesn't release the Powerbomb, picks him up again, and Powerbombs for a second time. He still doesn't release it. He picks Death up again, and this time turns it into a Death Valley Driver!
Luscious Jackson: Badass move, badass move.
Torture rolls back into the ring. Dake Ken and X Rated have Willson on the mat, and they both run at Torture and clock him in the head with the Titles!! Torture falls to the mat, and begins bleeding profusely.
Shannan Lerch: This whole thing is a mess, ahhh!
Dake Ken and X Rated quickly roll out of the ring, and begin heading to the back with the Tag Titles. Meanwhile, Willson and Smith have gotten chairs from ringside. Willson sets his down and picks Death up, and proceeds to hit a German Suplex onto it! Death is busted open now too. Smith sets his chair at Torture's face, runs back a few steps, and then hits a Dropkick into it! Death has slowly begun to stand back up, wobbly, his eyes glazed over. Willson gets his chair, Smith gets his.. and they hit a Con-Chair-To! Death drops down in a heap. Willson picks up Torture and puts him on his shoulders as Smith climbs the top rope. Smith Bulldogs Torture!
Kyle Steel: They call that the Victory.
Willson and Smith raise their arms in the air to a chorus of boos. Death and Torture lay a bloody mess in the ring as Willson and Smith roll out of the ring and head to the back, laughing.
Shannan Lerch: I hate to say it, but... Death and Torture's WCF careers have come to an end.


