Zack Davis: Here we are, coming off WCF Wednesday Night, where we witnessed Logan do the unthinkable to Creeping Death, and the return of Rick Mad.
Shannan Lerch: Rick Mad sucks...and Logan is sadistic.
Zack Davis: Creeping Death is here, tonight, though, and has the chance to get his revenge. However, he'l also have to deal with the other teams in the match..this is the biggest match in WCF so far, featuring WCFs eight biggest stars.
Shannan Lerch: We also get to see my brother kick the crap out of Junkyard Justice, in a No DQ match! Not to mention, Epic against Marcus Pain.
Zack Davis: Lets get started!
The new Mob Mentality theme, Sad but True by Metallica, hits. The crowd cheers initially, because they like Metallica. Seth Lerch and Rage walk out, and the cheering quickly change to booing. The two men walk to the ring, get in, and Lerch gets the mic.
Seth Lerch: Thank you, thank you, for that warm ovation I got on my way to the ring. It was very nice of you!
More booing.
Seth Lerch: Anyways, down to business. A few announcements. First of all, there are going to be massive roster cuts...people being fired know who they are. Due to these roster cuts, one match has been taken off tonights show, leaving three matches. Thats OK, though, seeing as the last match will be phenomonal... now, after these roster cuts, we're going to need some big name talent to fill the space.. and I have hired someone I'm sure you all know.
Zack Davis: ...A new Superstar!? Who is it?
Seth Lerch: Mike Taylor! He will be making his return at Blast...I don't like the man, but, Mike Taylor is ratings.
Zack Davis: WOW! Mike Taylor, former another former NCW star. I can't wait for Blast!
Seth Lerch: Also, there will be a special stipulation for the Tag Title match tonight. At the next Pay Per View, Blast, we already know Hellz Angel is getting a shot at Logan. But... whoever makes the pin in tonights match will also get a shot. Example. If Cyrus pins Hellz Angel, the main event at Blast would be Logan vs Hellz vs Cyrus...if either Hellz or Logan get the pinfall, the main event will be a one on one match, just Logan vs Hellz.
Zack Davis: Whoa...a history making night tonight. We will find out the main event for Blast!
Seth Lerch: And now, Junkyard, it's your time to get your ass kicked by your own boss. Get out here. One more thing, though, if ANYONE interferes in this match... you're fired. This includes you, Rage.. I'm going to win this myself.
The crowd await at the edge of their seats. The announcers tremble with fear as the lights flash out; sparkles of cameras can be seen in the distance. A load drum beat echoes round the silent arena. Monsterous shots of bodies crashing through tables, tables crashing through dumpsters and dumpsters shutting to darkness apear on the oval-tron. The words 'Death Do Us Part' flash onto the screen as a heavy guitar beat kicks in. The lights remain off, a single flash of fire circles the stage as a dumpster filled with tables, ladders and chairs rolls out unto it. A single figure emerges from behind it, the lights flash on and that figure steps forward. Two arms are raised as the fire fizzes out. This single figure drags the dumpster ringward. As he walks down the ramp all that trails is silence. He pulls the dumpster up and slides into the ring...this man is Junkyard Justice.
Zack Davis: That dumpster, and everything in it, is legal in this match, and this is not for the Television Title.
Lerch attacks Junkyard right away, and appears to have slipped on brass knuckles. He hits Junkyard in the head repeatedly, but the blows aren't enough to keep Junkyard down. He does a Haymaker punch, sending Lerch down. He then starts stomping away.
Shannan Lerch: Ahhh! No! Come on, Seth, pull it together!
Zack Davis: I can't see this match lasting too long...Lerch can't survive this.
With Lerch subdued, Junkyard goes outside the ring, and gets a chair. He throws it into the ring, and it hits Lerch in the head. He laughs to himself, and then gets a 2x4 out of his dumpster. He gets back into the ring and starts choking Seth with it, and then hits him in the head with it.
Zack Davis: The President is taking a lot of damage here..
He sets the chair up, and sets Lerch on it. Lerch is dazed, and Junkyard climbs to the top rope. He attempts a Dropkick, but Lerch gets off the chair, sending Junkyard crashing into the chair! Lerch pins him quickly, but only gets a 2 count. Junkyard gets up, and does a Jawbreaker, followed by a DDT to Lerch. He then goes back to the outside, and sets up a table, on the dumpster. He grabs Lerch, and gets him on the apron.
Shannan Lerch: Uh oh....
Junkyard Justice does the Tombstone Piledriver into the dumpster! He then goes in, and gets Lerch out. Lerch is bleeding from the head, and Junkyard pins him.
Zack Davis: Goodnight, Mr President.
1. 2. 3. Junkyard Justice has, not surprisingly, won the match. Rage carries Lerch out of the ring, and to the back, as Junkyard celebrates in the ring.