Logan/Shannan Segment
Sunday Slam Intro
Aikman vs S. West vs Wreck vs Bishop
Tag Titles: Eternal Agony vs Monster Squad
Chad West vs Neo
Hardcore Title: Dehart vs Cradle/Carr
Mad/Logan vs Burn Out/Outcast

  • Logan/Shannan Segment
  • We go backstage to find Logan and Shannan Lerch by themselves, in a hall way.

    Shannan Lerch: Are you sure Seth won't find out?

    Logan smiles.

    Logan: No, no, no. Chill out, baby.

    Shannan Lerch smiles back.

    Logan: Besides, what is he going do? Fire me? Ha! I'm The Face of Treachery, I'm the T.V. Champion, I'm the best WCF has to offer!

    Shannan Lerch: Well, yes, that's true.

    Logan: Hey beautiful.

    Shannan blushes a bit.

    Logan: I have to go get ready for my match.

    Shannan Lerch: And I have to announce it then..

    Logan: We have to keep this a secret, so act normal when you announce it.

    Shannan Lerch: Okay honey.

    Logan leans in, planting a kiss on Shannan's lips. Shannan smiles, as they hold hands walking down the hallway, getting ready to part ways.

  • Sunday Slam Intro
  • Immortal by Adema plays, and Sunday Slam is on the air! The usual pyro goes off, and we do the usual "pan around arena for signs"... it's a shame I can't think of anything funny to say about them, eh? In any case, we go to Zach.

    Zach Davis: Welcome to yet another Sunday Slam. We're one week away until Helloween, and tonight promises to be explosive. I don't know where Shannan is...

    Shannan comes running out from the back, and sits down in the announcer booth, pretending she wasn't even gone.

    Shannan Lerch: (Out of breath) Lemme tell you, we may not have had too long for feuds to develop, but they're as hot as ever tonight.

    Zach Davis: Um.. OK... We'll start off with an Over The Top Battle Royal between Aikman, Spike West, Wreck, and Bishop.

    Shannan Lerch: Let's see if this Spike West guy has what it takes.

    Zach Davis: We'll see Eternal Agony getting a shot at the Tag Team Champs, the Monster Squad. That should be good.

    Shannan Lerch: Eternal Agony aren't out for Titles really, they're out to cause pain... so either way, the Squad may not be too happy.

    Zach Davis: We also have another debut match, between Neo and Chad West. I don't know who Neo is, really, but he seems like an asshole already.

    Shannan Lerch: Just be glad you're not Jewish.

    Zach Davis: Who said I'm not?

    Shannan Lerch: I know you're uncircumsized.

    Zach Davis: ...Uh.. ahem.. cough.. eh.. she's lieing, uh, folks, anyhow..

    Shannan Lerch: We'll see a Hardcore Title match with Dehart taking on the team of Carr and Cradle. Lucky, lucky him.

    Zach Davis: Dehart is usually crazy violent and all, but the odds are against him this time. Especially with that Helloween match with Lerch just around the corner.

    Shannan Lerch: And in our main event, the unlikely, until recently, team of Rick Mad and Logan going against Burn Out and Outcast.

    Zach Davis: Speaking of Logan, what's the deal with you and him? You two hooked up or something?

    Shannan Lerch: That's for me to know and you ... NOT to know.

    Zach Davis: Right. Well.. uh.. ahem.. let's get to the matches.

  • Brad Aikman vs Spike West vs Wreck vs Bishop
  • “Slutgarden” hits to signal the entrance of Brad Aikman. He appears out of the curtain, strangely, without anyone. He seems concentrated, nonetheless. He walks hurries down the ramp with cheers coming from the crowd. He rolls in and rests in the corner awaiting one of his opponents.

    Zach Davis: That was sudden. I guess he didn’t want to wait for us to talk about this match first.

    Shannan Lerch:This is an interesting match, Zach.

    Zach Davis: It’s, also, the first match for a newcomer here in WCF, and here he comes...

    Guitar riffs echo throughout the arena as “Down with the Sickness sets the mood for Spike West to enter. The strobe lights start, and then, little Spike West appears from behind the curtain. Unlike Brad Aikman, he has someone with him. She snakes from under him and they pose a bit before he continue down the ramp. Purple sparks signal the end of their pose. He gets a partial ovation from the audience due to past. They reach the ring, and Angel goes under the second rope. This time he gets a standing ovation for the couple seconds she is entering the ring. Spike slides in and quickly, climbs the turnbuckle. She, again, snake all around his body as the crowd takes a couple of posed shots. His music, finally, stops, and he hops down as Angel exits the ring.

    Zach Davis: He seems to be settled in already.

    Shannan Lerch: Yes. He might go big here. If he plays his cards right.

    The lights dim out as “Dragula” begins. The lights burst back on with Wreck standing at the top of the ramp. He begins down the ramp as cheers erupt from the crowd with ever hand he shakes. He rolls into the ring and measures the two opponents already there. Before anything is done, drums sound out so that Bishop may enter. The lights, again, dim. Then, a spot light shines on Bishop as he slowly makes his way to the ring. He climbs in, and looks down at his opponents. The bell signals the beginning of the match.

    Ding! Ding! Ding!

    Wreck and Bishop start off with some punches as Spike and Brad circle a bit. Spike runs in to kick Brad, but brad jumps out of the way and closelines Spike down. Wreck kicks Bishop in the midsection, and he grunts. Wreck tries for a ddt, but Bishop lifts Wreck up with a gorilla press. Being that Wreck is no small competitor, Bishop doesn’t fully extend his arms before he drop him face first. Spike is up by now and is grappled with Brad. Spike slaps Brad’s arms away and headbutts him in the face. Brad holds his face for a second, but before he can regain his footing, Spike superkicks him in the jaw.

    Zach Davis: Nice job from the little man.

    “Everyone” hits and a large figure appears at the ramp. Everyone in the ring looks to the curtain. The figure gets more defined as he gets closer, and it’s Cyrus. He is sporting a torn black shirt that reads “I’m bored, and I own you.” Otherwise, he is dressed in his normal leather trench coat and baggy pants. He reaches the ring, but walks around it. Still, everyone watches him as he sits by Zach and Shannan. He puts on a headset, and Brad gets up. Spike begins the action again with a right to Brad’s face. Bishop stomps on Wreck a bit before he rises again.

    Zach Davis: What are you doing here, Cyrus?

    Cyrus: I have nothing to do anymore besides training. So, I am going to watch some of my old friends compete. Is there a problem, Zach?

    Zach Davis: Not with me, but Seth is a different story...

    Shannan Lerch: He won’t mind. Nice to see you again, Cyrus.

    Wreck gets Bishop in a sleeper hold and tries to make this big man pass out, but before the referee starts the count Brad and Spike interfere. Brad and Spike punch Wreck and Irish whip him into the ropes. Bishop, then, plants a boot into his face. Brad starts on Wreck now as Bishop looks down at the little man and smiles. Bishop goes to take his head off with a huge closeline, but Spike ducks and retaliates with a mule kick to his groin.

    Crowd: Ooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

    Bishop hits the ground, and Spike, quickly, hops on him to pummel him a bit. Meanwhile, Brad lifts Wreck up, but Wreck punches him in the jaw.

    Cyrus: What’s with everyone hitting Brad’s face?

    Shannan Lerch: I think they are jealous.

    Cyrus: Come on! Get exciting!

    Wreck gives a thumbs up to Cyrus, and positions Brad for a powerbomb. He lifts him into the air. Before he can slam him onto the ground, Spike has kicked the back of his knee to make him and Brad fall to the ground.

    Cyrus: Nice move by the little guy. What’s his name?

    Shannan Lerch: Spike, Cyrus.

    Zach Davis: I don’t know if he can make it here with his small size compared to everyone else.

    Cyrus: I think he may...

    Spike lifts Brad, and goes for a Spike Driver, but Bishop interferes with a kick to the mid section. Brad and Bishop stomp on him a bit before Wreck gets up. Brad and Bishop lock arms and start to run at Wreck when Brad whips Bishop around to closeline him to the ground. Wreck motions for the turnbuckle as he starts to stomp on him a bit. Brad leaps from the turnbuckle and plants a moonsault onto the big man. Brad tries for a pin, but Wreck rolls him off and shakes his head. Spike gets back up, and starts at Wreck with a couple punches. He gets him into the corner as Brad gets behind Bishop. Brad gets Bishop in a reverse headlock, and raises an arm. He struggles to lift Bishop up, but finally gets it with a red face. He drops him quickly into the Scalper. Spike puts Wreck on the top rope as he readies for a big move.

    Cyrus: This could be the end right here...

    Spike leaps off of the top rope with Wreck. He plants a flying Spike Driver from the turnbuckle. As a result, Zach leaps up in excitement. Brad lifts Bishop back up. Bishop tries for a punch, but is too dazed to land it. Aikman shoves him over to the turnbuckle as Spike and Brad struggle to get him over the rope. Wreck, still, is flat on the mat. Finally, they push him over the ropes.

    Ding! Ding! Ding!

    Cyrus: Well, he is gone.

    Shannan Lerch: Indeed....

    Bishop is helped to the back with some ringside attendants as Spike and Brad brawl a bit. Wreck sits up to everyone’s amazement, but he struggle up as if he was drunk. Brad ends Spike’s atrocious attack with a sidewalk slam. Wreck, still, is struggling. Finally, he regains his sense of reality as Brad charges. He stops that with a huge chokeslam onto the mat. He heavily breathes as Spike charges at him, as well. This time, He dodges his superkick, and grabs him from behind. With authority, he slams Spike violently onto the mat. Brad gets up and plants a forearm to the back of Wreck’s head. He stumbles forward as a result. Aikman hooks his arms and lands a Tiger Suplex on him. He climbs the turnbuckle again, but this time, Spike shoves him out off the ring.


    Zach Davis: That has got to suck!

    Cyrus: What has to be done has to be done. I think he came prepared for this fight.

    Wreck shoves Spike into the turnbuckle and begins to punch him in the kidneys. The referee pulls him off to give enough time for Spike to dropkick him into the referee. The referee drops, and Wreck turns around. The brawl a bit, then, Spike spears Wreck down. Angel, then, tosses in a sledgehammer from under the ring. Spike lifts it above his head, and swings at Wreck’s head. Wreck, luckily, gets up as it gets stuck in the mat. Wreck shoves him into the ropes, and takes the sledgehammer out of the mat. As Spike returns, he swings it at Spike’s head.

    Zach Davis: That is what he calls “The Snap”.

    Shannan Lerch: Ouch, that had to hurt.

    Cyrus: Really, you feel no pain as it hits your skull. More of a numbness.

    Spike slams onto the mat, and Wreck gets rid of the sledgehammer. He lifts Spike up over the ropes and tosses him out. He, then, raises his arms.

    Zach Davis: Looks like we have a winner folks.

    Cyrus: I wouldn’t be so sure about that, my overpaid friend. Look. The referee is still out.

    Wreck seems slightly confused before he notices the referee laying on the mat. He rouses him, but before he has a chance to get him up, Spike kicks him from behind. Wreck turns around to get a Spike Driver. The crowd roars as the referee gets up. Spike West lifts Wreck, but Wreck fights back with a knee to the mid section. Wreck irish whips him into the ropes, and run to the other side. Spike is on his way back as Wreck lifts him up and over the ropes. He tosses him out, but Spike gets a hand on the rope to come back down onto the apron. Wreck turns around as Spike snap mares him over the rope and out of the match.

    Ding! Ding! Ding!

    Cyrus: That’s a nice little wrestler right there. I am going to go talk to him.

    The referee and Angel raise Spike West’s arms as Cyrus enters the ring. Quickly, Spike readies himself for a battle. Cyrus raises a microphone to his mouth.

    Cyrus: Whoa. Whoa. Little man, don’t worry. I came to congratulate you on a tough battle. Those were some of my comrades, and I like to say you will go far with the effort you showed tonight.

    Cyrus offers a hand shake, and Spike looks at his hand for a bit. Then, he shakes it as Cyrus raises his arm. Accidentally, he lifts him into the air because of the great height difference, but he lets him back down. Then, they all exit the ring to “Everyone” by Adema.

    Zach Davis: That was a nice match by Spike West.

    Shannan Lerch: Don't forget the other competitors, they fought hard, as well. Especially Aikman.

    Zach Davis: Yes, but we may see more of Spike West sometime soon...

  • Tag Titles Match: Eternal Agony vs Monster Squad
  • The lights darken and Rob Halford's piercing voice is heard screaming "Can't... Stop... The... PAINKILLER!" and "Painkiller" hits the speakers. Hellz Angel and Scavenger of Sorrow walk out to a silent crowd as camera flashes go off and cigarette lighters turn on all around the arena. They make their way to the ring and climb in. Hellz circles the ring and pushes himself off the ropes as the lights come back on while SOS taunts the crowd.

    The Friday the 13th theme plays.. and Creeper and Hacker attack Hellz and SOS from behind with the Tag Titles! The Eternal Agony members fall to the ground as the bell rings, and the Squad throws them out of the ring before continuing to kick the challengers.

    Zach Davis: Smart move, smart move. Using Hellz' own tactics against him, ha.

    Shannan Lerch: I say it was downright wrong of them.

    Zach Davis: Speaking of downright wrong, what's the deal with you and Logan?

    Shannan Lerch: Shut up!..

    Creeper throws Hellz out of the ring, and Hacker jumps out to beat on him a little more, leaving only Creeper and SOS in the ring. Creeper picks SOS up, only to grab him by the throat and Chokeslam him back down. He then runs back and hits a Leg Drop, and pins!

    Zach Davis: Another quick victory?

    One.. two.. kickout.

    Shannan Lerch: Guess not.

    Creeper tags in Hacker. He climbs to the top and goes for a Diving Headbutt, but SOS rolls away and tags in Hellz! Hellz comes in with a head of steam, clotheslining SOS down after he stood back up. He then runs to the ropes and hits an Elbow Drop, gets up, hits another, then locks in the Figure Four Leglock. Creeper is about to break it up, but SOS stops him. Hacker screams in pain and flails around, trying to reverse the Figure Four, but doesn't seem to be able to. He's about to tap out..

    Shannan Lerch: New tag team Champs!

    ...But he doesn't. He instead tries one last time to roll over, and he does! The pressure is reversed, and Hellz screams for a few seconds before getting out of the hold.

    Zach Davis: Are you still bitter towards the Monster Squad because they keep beating Mandy?

    Shannan Lerch: No. Well.. yeah.

    Hellz tags SOS back in. SOS sits on Hacker and starts punching him. Hacker soon escapes, but SOS stands up and whips him to the ropes. He goes for the Flattening of Emotions, but Hacker ducks it, goes under and tags in Creeper! SOS runs at him, but Creeper catches him and hits a Tombstone Piledriver and pins. Hellz goes to break it up, but Hacker stops him. One.. two.. three.


    Shannan Lerch: This might as well be an upset, Eternal Agony is one of the premiere teams here. Wow.

    Monster Squad raise their arms in the air and exit the arena.

  • Chad West vs Neo
  • "GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE GIMME THAT WHICH I DESIRE!" Metallica's Fuel plays, and pyro goes off. Missy B comes out, points behind her, and Chad West enters next. They walk to the ring.

    Back to Mad by Texas Faggott plays. As the intro to the music builds up, the lights dim and the words Muk Shnel (German for "Move quickly") appear on the big screen with "Heil the new Reich" and "Scum will be purged." Neo appears from the main curtain running at top speed toward the ring. He spits and curses the audience. He then wipes his slobbery mouth with various American dollar bills and stomps them out.

    Zach Davis: I've seen some horrible people wrestle before, but this is especially disgusting.

    Shannan Lerch: I'm all for freedom of speech, but.. ugh.. I hope Chad West kills this man.

    The bell rings. West and Neo lock up, and West gets the upper hand. He sends Neo to the ropes, and then grabs him and hits a Belly to Belly Suplex.

    Zach Davis: I know Taz(z) is the original Human Suplex Machine, but I think this Chad West kid could give him a run for his money.

    West wastes no time, and locks in the STF. Neo refuses to tap out, no matter how hard Chad cranks on it. He is soon forced to let go, and goes to stomping Neo, who rolls out of the ring. Chad rolls out to attack him, but Neo attacks him with several forearms. He then hits an Implant DDT.

    Shannan Lerch: Ouch... Impant DDT on the outside.

    Neo rolls back in the ring, and climbs up the turnbuckle..

    Zach Davis: No way.

    He hits a Frog Splash to the outside! The crowd promptly chants "Holy shit!" and the like. Both men rest there, as the ref starts counting their time to get back in the ring. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... Neo is up, slowly, and rolls West into the ring. He then rolls in himself, and pins. One.. two... No! Chad miraculously kicks out.

    Shannan Lerch: Both Neo and West impressive thus far.. Neo with that move, and West kicking out of it!..

    Neo picks West up, and goes for a Double Arm DDT, but West flips him over. Neo lands on his feet, runs to the ropes, and hits the Hating You! as Chad turns around!

    Zach Davis: Ouch. I would have rather taken the Double Arm DDT.

    Neo pins. One.. two.. three. He picks up the win.

    Shannan Lerch: Damn. Impressive victory, but I wanted to see him dead.

    Zach Davis: There'll be a next time, don't worry.

    Neo walks to the back.

  • Hardcore Title Match: Dehart vs Cradle/Carr
  • All of the lights in the arena go out, and "Man in the Box" hits, signalling the arrival of Dehart. The crowd scream loudly, and a strobe light flashes onto the staging area. The curtains are parted and Dehart begins slowly making his way down the ramp. The crowd cheer as he rolls under the bottom rope and stands in the ring.

    "Better than You" by Metallica, which is the entrance music of the Team of Treachery hits and the curtains are parted. PC Cradle steps out first, clutching his steel chair and roaring at the crowd. Steve Carr comes through next, confidently strutting down the ramp with a cocky smirk on his face. A small kid in the front row reaches out at Carr. Carr goes to slap his hand and pulls away at the last second. He laughs at the kid and continues down. PC Cradle is already in the ring. His black chair lies on the floor, and he stands on the second turnbuckle. He crosses his arms, making devil horns, and jumps off, doing a 180 degree turn and making a bang as he hits the ring. Steve Carr stands on the apron, exchanging words with a man in the crowd. He eventually steps through the ropes and walks over to Cradle, who is sitting, perched, on the top turnbuckle.

    Zach Davis: Well, this is gonna be an up-hill struggle for Dehart. Seth Lerch has booked him into this match with two of his flunky's, I guess to soften him up before Helloween. But I gotta believe, if anyone can overcome these odds, its Dehart.

    Shannan Lerch: Cradle and Carr are definatly tough. This should be interesting.

    Steve Carr and Cradle talk in the corner for a couple of seconds. Carr slaps Cradle on the back as Cradle leaves the ring, standing on the apron. The referee retrieves Cradle's steel chair and drops it over the ropes. Steve Carr locks up with Dehart, and Dehart stuns Carr with a quick armdrag. Carr goes down and pops back up, as the crowd cheer for Dehart. As they circle each other again, Dehart shoves Cradle off the apron. Cradle grabs a hold of his steel chair and starts back into the ring.

    Zach Davis: Well, I guess the referee was gonna try to keep this a tag match, but with hardcore rules, anything goes!

    Shannan Lerch: Yeah, we know that genius.

    Cradle runs at Dehart, who quickly hits a drop toe hold, sending Cradle face first into his own chair. Steve Carr runs at Dehart, but Dehart ducks the clothesline, hitting a superkick to the jaw of Carr. He goes for a cover…



    Cradle breaks it up, grabbing Dehart by the hair, he lifts him to his feet, but Dehart gets a couple of shots on Cradle's stomach, and raises his knee to Cradle's face. Suddenly, Dehart is lifted off his feet, and dropped onto Carr's knee in a devastating backbreaker. Cradle shakes his head clear, and smirks at Dehart on the mat. Dehart begins to get up, but Cradle drops an elbow into his back. Steve Carr steps over Dehart, hooking in a full nelson camel clutch, stretching Deharts head and neck area. The referee looks at Dehart, asking if he wants to give it up.

    Zach Davis: Well its obvious the plan of attack that Cradle and Carr have. Its ground and pound. If they keep Dehart on the floor, then it's impossible for him to hit the high-flying moves that have made him famous world wide.

    Dehart starts shaking his fists, as Cradle is outside setting up a table. Oblivious to Cradle, Dehart battles to his feet, hitting a jawbreaker on Carr. Carr stumbles back, and Dehart springboards off the middle rope, turning and hitting The End on him!

    Shannan Lerch: Oh my god! Did you see the speed of that move!? He was like a bullet!

    Dehart climbs to the top turnbuckle, hitting a huge moonsault onto Carr. He climbs off, and see's Cradle on the outside. Dehart runs at the rope, hitting a huge corkscrew plancha over the top onto Cradle!

    Zach Davis: Dehart, showing courage against these two monsters!

    Dehart holds his ribs, stomping at Cradle. He rolls Cradle onto the table in the entryway, and climbs the turnbuckles. Suddenly, from behind, Steve Carr falls onto the ropes, causing Dehart to crutch himself. Cradle manages to roll off the table, climbing back into the ring. Dehart is in a sitting position on the top turnbuckle. Cradle and Carr climb up, hooking Deharts arms. They lift him vertically in the air, and hold him there! After a couple of seconds, they fall back with an almighty crash!

    Zach Davis: Oh my GOD! That was a double team delayed vertical superplex!

    Cradle stays down on one knee, with a sly smirk on his face. Steve Carr shouts at the crowd.

    Zach Davis: If he keeps trading barbs with the crowd, Deharts gonna be back up in seconds! They need to keep on him if they wanna slow him down.

    Shannan Lerch: Hey, if you think you can do better, why don't you get in there?

    Zach Davis: No, I think I'll stay here.

    Finally, Steve Carr drops onto him for a pin.




    Dehart kicks out, and the crowd roar with appreciation! Cradle looks angry, and grabs his steel chair. He waits for Dehart to get up, and runs, swinging his chair at Deharts face. Dehart ducks the chair, turning and dropkicking it back into Cradle's face. Carr grabs him and attempts a release German suplex, but as he releases him, Dehart performs a back flip, landing on his feet! Dehart hooks Carr's arms and hits a full nelson face buster! The crowd are really behind Dehart, as he goes to the top rope. He jumps down and attempts a diving hurricanrana onto Cradle, but Cradle catches him in a powerbomb position. Cradle hooks his arm over Deharts chest, hitting a devastating Cradlebomb!

    Zach Davis: My god, he nearly put him through the mat!

    Cradle signals to the table in the rampway, but from behind, someone hits him hard with his own black steel chair! IT'S DEFMAN! Defman grabs Cradle by his hair, grinning manically into Cradles face. Cradle kicks Defman in the stomach a couple of times, and runs at him, but Defman lifts him up in a press slam.

    Zach Davis: Whats he doing here?! He's not even booked tonight! Look at the freakish power of this guy!!

    Defman carries Cradle to the ropes, and press slams him over the top rope, through the table!! Cradle lays in the mess of the table, as Defman leaves up the rampway, with a twisted grin on his face. Back in the ring, Steve Carr is looking over in shock at Cradle lying on the floor. He turns, just as Dehart hits a corkscrew senton off of the top rope! Carr goes down, and Dehart starts dropping quick knees, elbows and leg drops onto him. Suddenly, hopping the guardrail, Seth Lerch is in the ring!

    Zach Davis: This match has lost all control now! Whats your brother doing here?!

    Shannan Lerch: He's doin' what he does best! Kickin' ass and takin' names!

    Seth runs up, kicking Dehart hard in the gut. He lifts him up and drops back, cracking Deharts skull with a sickening piledriver onto a steel chair! He slides back out, staying at ringside, as Cradle crawls over, draping an arm over Dehart. The referee counts…




    Dehart kicks out!

    Zach Davis: My god, the heart of this guy! He's fighting three guys from the Team of Treachery, and he refuses to give in!

    Dehart has a trickle of blood from his eye brow, and Cradle groggily picks him up, dropping him with a Cradlearm DDT! He pins him again…




    Steve Carr comes over, helping Cradle up. Seth Lerch rolls back into the ring, and starts getting in Deharts face. He raises the arms of PC Cradle and Steve Carr, as the referee hands Cradle his hardcore title. The three TOT members leave the ring, and start up the ramp, when Dehart starts speaking on a microphone. He is leaning on the ropes, staring down at Seth Lerch.

    Dehart: Hey, Lerch! At Helloween, your not gonna have your boys to watch your back! I'm comin' for you, Seth, I'm comin' for you…

  • Rick Mad and Logan vs Burn Out and Outcast
  • The arena goes dark as the bass line of the music cuts in. The words "It is dark, and hell is hot" fill the arena as the stage explodes. Low red lighting barely illuminates the stage as Dogg walks out. From right to left, mini pyro showers go off in order, slowly. Each covering Dogg with golden sparks. Then the stage explodes again and Dogg walks down to the ring. He's wearing a referee's shirt. As he gets in the ring, he grabs a mic.

    Madd Dogg: And not only am I the special guest ref for tonight's show, I'll also be the special guest ring announcer! Let's get these teams out here, shall we?

    Better Than You by Metallica hits, and the letters "TOT" flash on the Jumbotron.

    Zach Davis: I STILL don't believe these two men are teaming up.. voluntarily.

    Rick Mad and Logan step out from the back, side by side.

    Shannan Lerch: Well, believe it.

    Madd Dogg: Introducing first, two members of the Team of Testicles, Rick Mad Because He Hasn't Had An Erection In Over 5 Years, and "Weapon X" Logan, whom is played by Hugh Jackman!

    Mad and Logan are furious at these comments, and slide in the ring, ready to attack Dogg... until they remember he's the ref, and could just disqualify them.

    Madd Dogg: And introducing next, a man whose music won the Grammy for "Worst Entrance Music In The History Of Professional Wrestling...

    The simple sound of a motorcycle revving up plays as Burn Out comes out on a motorcycle.

    Madd Dogg: Burn "Leader Of The Headhunters.. That's Right Men, We're Hunting For Head" Out.

    Burn Out goes around the ring, gets off the bike, and climbs in. He's obviously not happy with Dogg either.

    Madd Dogg: And next, a man who needs no introduction.

    'God of Thunder' hits and the crowd cheers. Outcast walks out in black jeans. He goes to the ring with his eyes fixed on it. Nothing else phases him. He slides in and raises his hands.

    Zach Davis: I hate to say it, but Dogg's introductions were pretty funny.

    Dogg drops the mic, and signals for the bell. Rick Mad and Burn Out start the match. They tie up, and Burn Out gets the early advantage. He pushes Rick into a corner, and then hits him with an array of kicks. Rick drops down, slumping on the turnbuckle, and Burn Out chokes him with his foot. He picks Rick up, jumps back, and goes for a Superkick, but Rick catches the leg, spins him around, kicks him in the gut, and goes for a Mad DDT. Burn Out pushes him into the ropes, goes for a German Suplex, Mad flips over. Mad runs at Burn Out, grabs his head, bounces off the ropes going for a Springboard Bulldog, but Burn Out catches him, spins around, and throws him out of the ring!

    Shannan Lerch: Simply amazing exchange of high-impact offense there.

    Burn Out rolls out of the ring, and starts kicking at Mad. Dogg rolls out, and yells at both of them to get back in the ring. Burn Out refuses. Dogg punches Burn Out, then rolls him back in, and then rolls Mad in as well.

    Zach Davis: Wow.. he's one ref that isn't taking any guff from anyone.

    Shannan Lerch: GUFF!?

    Burn Out controls his anger for the time being and tags in Outcast. Outcast smiles sadistically as he nears Mad, who tries to crawl towards Logan's corner. Outcast grabs his leg, and Mad manages to hit a Wheel Kick. He then lunges, and tags in Logan. Logan jumps in with a head of steam, Clotheslining Outcast down. Outcast stands back up, and is met with another Clothesline. Outcast stands up again, Logan runs at him again, but this time Outcast catches him in a Powerslam into pin. Dogg drops to count... One, two, kickout.

    Zach Davis: Surprisingly fair count there. Kinda slow, but he's no professional ref.

    Outcast picks Logan up, and goes for a Neckbreaker, but Logan grabs him from behind and hits a Back Suplex. He then locks in a little move known as the LoganShooter. Burn Out climbs into the ring, and is about to kick Logan off, but Mad hits him with a Missile Dropkick from the top rope! Mad then quickly locks Burn Out in the Sharpshooter as well!

    Shannan Lerch: Haha, a pair of TreacheryShooters?

    Zach Davis: Being a huge Bret Hart fan, this is the coolest thing I've ever seen.

    Seeing as Burn Out and Mad aren't legal, Madd Dogg kicks Mad in the head and throws him out of the ring, followed by throwing Burn Out out too. Meanwhile, Logan still has his LoganShooter locked in. Outcast crawls to the ropes, and is eventually able to reach them. Logan releases the hold, but goes right back on the attack, kicking Outcast. He picks Outcast up, and knees him in the gut. He then hops backwards, bounces off the ropes, and goes for a Scissors Kick but Outcast moves out of the way just in time and hits a DDT! Logan lands near Rick, who tags himself in.

    Shannan Lerch: There is obviously TONS of animosity between Mad and Outcast.

    Zach Davis: There's going to be tons of animosity between ALL of them come Sunday. Remember, they're all going to be fighting.. each other.

    Rick and Outcast approach each other, and for a split second, they just stare. But after that, they exchange flurry after flurry of punches! Rick slowly gets the advantage, and whips Outcast to the ropes. Outcast comes back with a Clothesline From Hell, sending Rick down hard to the mat. He then locks in the Mind Rager! Rick screams out, which seems to cause Outcast to crank on it harder. Mad refuses to tap, and eventually does reach the ropes. Outcast lets go, and tags in Burn Out. Burn Out picks Mad up and whips him to the ropes, where he gets in a blind tag with Logan. Burn Out hits a Spin Kick on Mad, but Logan grabs him from behind and hits a Sleeper Drop. Outcast runs in, and Logan hits him with the Impact Style! Burn Out is up, and Logan hits him with the Connector before dropping to pin.

    Shannan Lerch: Logan clearing house here.. I think we have winners.

    One.. two...

    Zach Davis: What's Dogg waiting for?

    Dogg shrugs his shoulders towards the camera, and then drops an elbow on Logan. He follows up by hitting a Leg Drop on Burn Out. Mad stands up, runs at him, and is met with a 90 Degree Stunner! Outcast is up next, and gets the Dogg Pound. Dogg grabs a mic.

    Madd Dogg: And the winner of this match.. and next WCF World Champion.. MADD DOGG!

    The crowd boos, and Dogg raises his arms in the air as the copyright information appears on the bottom of the screen.

    Zach Davis: WCF fans.. we'll see you at HELLOWEEN!!

    Slam fades out.