Sunday Slam Intro
TOT Promo
Wreck vs Burn Out
Death/Torture vs Monster Squad
Gayfather vs Neo
Madd Dogg vs David Baker
Mad/Mystery vs Cradle/Defman
Logan Segment

  • Sunday Slam Intro
  • Immortal by Adema hits, and we open up for another addition of Slam! The pyro goes off and the camera pans around, signs include "Rick Mad Kidnapped My Son", "Cradle and Defman = Hardcore Sumbitches", "Welcome Back Dogg", "Neo Is The Man!!".. the guy with the Neo Is The Man sign has a swastika drawn on his forehead and is promptly taken away by security. We go to the announcers.

    Zach Davis: Welcome, fans, to WCF Sunday Slam!

    Shannan Lerch: We have an action packed show tonight, isn't that right, Zach?

    Zach Davis: We sure do! We'll see two great rematches tonight, the first being Wreck against Burn Out. They put on a good show two weeks ago, but they ended up pinning each other at the same time.

    Shannan Lerch: And that match isn't ending until there is ONE winner!

    Zach Davis: We'll also see the team of Death and Torture taking on the Monster Squad... and the winner gets a shot at the Tag Team Champions at Explosion!

    Shannan Lerch: The Tag Titles have become the "hot" titles recently, and everyone wants them. The Monster Squad got screwed out of them earlier in November, but Death and Torture have been SO impressive...

    Zach Davis: Don't forget, the team that Death and Torture beat the hell out of, The Wests, will be in the Monster Squad's corner. They may play a part in the winners.

    Shannan Lerch: In our second rematch of the night, Gayfather takes on Neo. Quite possibly the funniest mismatch ever, if I do say so myself.

    Zach Davis: It won't be funny when they get in the ring, however. Neo is all business, and Gayfather is... well, he's the Gayfather...

    Zach Davis: Madd Dogg, who returned at Timebomb, faces off against David Baker. See? Baker won that five man.. well, it turned into a triple threat.. but he won his match at Timebomb, and he's being rewarded for it.

    Shannan Lerch: See? NEVER say my brother isn't fair!

    Zach Davis: I wouldn't go that far to say that he is...

    Shannan Lerch: And back to those Tag Titles, Rick Mad has been granted a shot against the new Champs, Defman and PC Cradle, seeing as Mad never really lost them fairly in the first place.

    Zach Davis: He never won them fairly in the first place, either.

    Shannan Lerch: Haha, very funny. But speculation has been running wild on who his partner will be. Seth Lerch? Logan? We'll see later tonight.

  • TOT Promo
  • Better Than You by Metallica hits, and the crowd goes into booing. Rick Mad steps out from the back, followed by Seth Lerch. The two walk to the ring, ignoring the fans jeers, and roll in. Seth gets on the mic.

    Seth Lerch: All of you, shut your mouth, and listen to what I have to say.

    Zach Davis: I wonder if he's going to announce himself being Mad's partner tonight?

    Seth Lerch: So, I noticed at Timebomb, we only had two Title matches booked. This had me confused, as I know we have like... four Titles. So I went and took a look at why, and it turns out our other singles titles, the Hardcore and Television Titles, are held by none other than... Defman and PC Cradle.

    The crowd erupts at the mention of their name. Various "Cradle! Cradle!" or "Defman! Defman!" chants fill the arena.

    Shannan Lerch: Boo!! Defman and Cradle suck!!

    Zach Davis: I don't think the fans have liked anyone as much as they like these two in a LONG while.

    Seth Lerch: I am a man of FAIRNESS. I want everything here to be fair. So, I'm thinking, is letting the Tag Team Champions hold two singles Titles as well fair?! No! Not at all! PC Cradle... get out here. Now.

    "Get to the Gone" by Static X begins. PC Cradle parts the curtains and roars loudly to the crowd, who respond with really enthusiastic cheers. He has the Television Title over his shoulder and the Tag Team Title around his waist. He runs down the rampway fast, and rolls in under the bottom rope. He gets right up in Seth's face, but Mad seperates the two. Cradle looks like he's about to hit one of them, but restrains himself.

    Seth Lerch: Hold on there, buddy, hold on. I don't want any trouble. I mean, you did leave the Team of Treachery, and you did take the Tag Team Titles from us... but no, I'll let Rick and his partner take care of that later tonight. What I want to talk to you about... is the Television Title.

    Cradle takes the Television Title from his shoulder and raises it, to a huge ovation from the crowd.

    Seth Lerch: Yeah, about that. You don't have adequete time to defend both the Tag and TV Titles, so... I'm afraid I have to strip you of one. You are no longer the Television Champion, my friend.

    The outrage is more than apparant in Cradle's eyes, and he lifts his arm, about to punch Lerch's lights out. But from behind, Lerch spins him around and hits the Mad DDT! Seth grabs the Television Title quickly, and him and Mad slide out of the ring. As they're going up the ramp, Seth continues talking.

    Seth Lerch: One more thing. The winners of Wreck vs Burn Out, Neo vs Gayfather, and Madd Dogg vs David Baker will meet in a 3 Way match at Explosion! to determine the new Televison Champ. Good day, Cradle!

    Rick Mad: I'll see you later tonight, Cradle! Get ready for another one of those Mad DDT's!

    Rick walks backstage, but as Cradle begins to stand, Seth simply stands on the entry way, pointing and laughing at him. Cradle is furious looking, but soon he's pointing and laughing back.

    Shannan Lerch: Um.. Seth.. look behind you!!

    Seth can't hear Shannan, but turns around to leave. He walks right into Defman, who hits the Stop and Drop right on the steel ramp! The crowd roars as Defman gets up and raises his arms in the air, and Cradle gets out of the ring and walks to the back with him.

    Zach Davis: I don't think we'll be seeing Seth again anytime tonight.

    Shannan Lerch: I guess that means there's only one choice for Rick's partner...

    Zach Davis: Logan.

  • Wreck vs Burn Out
  • The lights go out as the beginning of "Dragula" starts. Then the house lights come up as... no one walks out.

    Zach Davis: Huh? Where's Wreck?

    Shannan Lerch: Um.. I guess he's just late..

    The sound of a motorcycle is heard and Burn Out rides out on one himself. He parks near the ring, gets off, and rolls in.

    Dragula plays again, and we await Wreck. He soon stumbles out, and looks like he's just been in a hell of a fight. Burn Out looks amazed that he's even out here. Zach Davis: What's the deal?

    Wreck grabs a mic.

    Wreck: Damn you... Burn Out... guys in the back, roll the footage!...

    A video comes up, with Wreck preparing for his match. Out of nowhere, Spike West and Chad West attack him, hitting him over and over, each with a steel chair. Spike picks him up and throws him into a wall, and they hit him some more. They pound on him some more and then leave the room.

    Shannan Lerch: Well, the Wests have to do whatever anyone in the Headhunters says, and that was a smart tactic by Burn Out.

    Wreck: I'm still going to beat you! Bring it!

    Wreck runs to the ring, but as he slides in, Burn Out is right there, and begins stomping him furiously. Burn Out whips Wreck to the ropes but Wreck reverses it, sending Burn Out running across the ring. As Burn Out is coming back Wreck attempts a Clothesline but Burn Out ducks it, Wreck turns around, Burn Out hits the Outcast Blast! He then quickly pins.

    Zach Davis: Yeah, it's over.

    One.

    Two.

    No!

    Shannan Lerch: Somewhere, somehow, Wreck found the strength to kick out!

    Burn Out is furious, and picks Wreck up and puts him into the Torture Rack. He keeps it locked in for several seconds, and soon Wreck says he quits.

    Zach Davis: I'm sure this match would have gone VERY differently had the Wests not attacked Wreck earlier.

    Even though Wreck already gave up, Burn Out hits the Afterburn anyway! He then rolls out of the ring and heads to the back with a smirk on his face.

    Shannan Lerch: I don't think we've ever seen this mean side of Burn Out, Zach. He's definitely a man on a mission.

    Zach Davis: On a mission to win the Television Title match at Explosion!, at least!

  • Death/Torture vs The Monster Squad
  • "GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE GIMME THAT WHICH I DESIRE!" the oh so familiar anthem plays as a variety of red, yellow, and green pyro shoots up and the team of Death and Torture walk out from the back. They walk to the ring as Torture taunts everyone saying how damn cool he is and Death just kinda laughs at it.

    The Friday the 13th theme plays, and the Monster Squad walks slowly from the back. Creeper and Hacker raise their arms in the air before running to the ring and sliding in.

    Zach Davis: The winners of this match will get a Tag Title shot.. let's see.

    Torture starts the match, as does Creeper. They approach each other, and go to tie up, but Torture yells that he's too damn cool to do it and kicks Creeper in the stomach instead. He then quickly hits a Belly to Belly Overhead Suplex. He runs to the ropes, bounces off, and hits a Jumping Elbow Drop on Creeper before he starts punching him over and over again.

    Shannan Lerch: Torture living up to his name!

    Creeper soon rolls away and stands up. Torture runs at him and he's met with a Big Boot. Torture goes down, and Creeper quickly follows up with a Leg Drop. A few "HOGAN!" shouts are heard from the crowd.

    Zach Davis: What's Torture gonna do when Creeper's runnin wild on him!?

    Shannan Lerch: Shut up and watch and you'll find out.

    Creeper tags in Hacker. They pick Torture up and grab his throat and hit a Double Chokeslam! The ref makes Creeper get out of the ring, but Hacker quickly pins Tort. The ref counts. One... two.... Death jumps into the ring and kicks Hacker off before getting back onto the apron. Hacker stands up and climbs to the top rope. He flies down with a Diving Headbutt, but Tort rolls out of the way and tags in Death! Death gets into the ring with a head of steam, Clotheslining Hacker down. Creeper runs in next and he too is met with a Clothesline. Hacker is back up and he runs at Death, attempting a Spear, but Death catches him and hits a Sitout Powerbomb!! Hacker quickly rolls out of the ring, as does Creeper.

    Zach Davis: Death clearing house!

    Torture jumps onto the top rope, and points to the resting Hacker on the outside. The fans cheer him on as he flies off and hits a Seven Year Itch Leg Drop to the outside!! A "Holy Shit" chant is started. Both Torture and Hacker lay on the outside, and Death rolls out and throws Hacker back in. Death picks him up, and attempts to pick him up over his head for a Body Press Slam...

    Shannan Lerch: Is he gonna be able to do it?!

    No, Death can't quite get him up, he's too big. Hacker slides down behind Death and hits a Reverse DDT. Hacker then stands up slowly and hits a Standing Headbutt. He then goes over and tags in Creeper. Creeper goes to Death and picks him up and goes for a Piledriver... Death is able to flip over, somehow, reversing it, and hits the Rolling Death!! He's about to pin but Hacker jumps to the top rope and hits him with a Missile Dropkick before he's able to. Death flies back and tags in Torture. Torture gets into the ring and picks up Creeper, whips him to the ropes, and hits the Inflictorture as he's coming back! He then turns to Hacker, but he's met with a Chokeslam!

    Zach Davis: Total carnage in the ring, it's anybody's ballgame.

    Death has already rolled out of the ring, and Hacker follows him, with the intent of beating him down a little more, leaving only Torture and Creeper in the ring. They both begin getting up at the same time, and throw sloppy lefts and rights at each other, as they're exhausted. Creeper goes for a Clothesline but Tort ducks, and as Creeper goes around Tort hits the Torture's Device! He goes for the pin...

    One!

    Two!

    No! Hacker interrupted the count!

    Shannan Lerch: SO CLOSE! Torture would have had it!

    Hacker beats down Torture, and Death gets back in the ring as well. Death grabs Hacker from behind and hits a German Suplex. He then picks him up and throws him out of the ring. Death then picks Creeper up and puts him on his shoulders. Torture climbs the turnbuckle.. and they hit the Tortured Death!! Torture pins Creeper, hooking the leg...

    One!

    Two!

    Three!

    Zach Davis: Death and Torture win the contendership!

    Wanna Be A Rock Star plays as Death and Torture raise their arms in the air and head to the back.

  • Gayfather vs Neo
  • "Somebody hit the lights...."
    The sound of a single tap dancer comes over the speakers.
    "So we can rock it day and night...."
    A drum and cymbals join the single dancer over the speakers.
    "People getting down that's right...."
    A few more dancers can be heard.
    "From AM to PM"

    As the music whirs, Two spotlights cycle through the audience, coming to rest on the stage as Gayfather dances out. He dances down to the ring, conversing with the crowd. Rainbow Brite walks down to the ring to join him. They go into the ring together, her holding the ropes down for him, as he does a Stacy Kiebler like entrance. She shakes her head and watches as he plays to the crowd.

    As the intro to the music builds up, the lights dim and the words Muk Shnel (German for "Move quickly") appear on the big screen with "Heil the new Reich" and "Scum will be purged." Neo appears from the main curtain running at top speed toward the ring. He spits and curses the audience. He then wipes his slobbery mouth with various American dollar bills and stomps them out.

    Shannan Lerch: Such a jerk.

    Gayfather approaches Neo, and extends his hand for a handshake.

    Zach Davis: Neo was contemplating forming some kind of alliance with this man, we'll see-

    Neo quickly kicks Gayfather in the gut and hits an Implant DDT!

    Shannan Lerch: Does Neo respect ANYBODY!?

    Zach Davis: Hitler, probably.

    Neo stomps away at Gayfather a bit, and then drags him to the corner. Neo picks him up and puts him in the tree of woe position, and then kicks him in the stomach viciously. He then hits a Dropkick right to Gayfather's midsection, and Gayfather falls off the turnbuckle. Neo climbs the turnbuckle on the other side of the ring, and as Gayfather rolls closer, Neo signals for a Frog Splash.

    Shannan Lerch: Here it comes!

    Neo leaps off the turnbuckle with great distance, but it gives Gayfather enough time to roll out of the way in the nick of time. He stands up quickly and as Neo bounces off the ground, Gayfather runs to the ropes and follows up by hitting him with a Shining Wizard!

    Zach Davis: Neo goes down.

    Shannan Lerch: No, Gayfather is the one that goes down. But only on the second date, I hear.

    Zach Davis: NOT LIKE THAT!

    Gayfather quickly pins Neo. One... two... no, Neo kicks out. Gayfather stomps Neo in the leg a few times, and then applies the Spinning Toe Hold. Rainbow Brite cheers him on from the outside.

    Zach Davis: I hate to sound like Jerry Lawler, but DAMN is that woman hot. I'd hit it.

    After having the Spinning Toe Hold in for a few seconds, Gayfather drops, hitting the Spinning Toe Hold Drop. He then floats over, turns Neo over, and applies a Single Leg Crab.

    Zach Davis: If anyone knows about Crabs, its Gayfather.

    Shannan Lerch: Ha, ha, ha.

    Zach Davis: But seriously, I'm impressed with his technical prowess in this match. Looks like he's been studying up on Neo.

    Neo refuses to tap, and attempts to reach the ropes. Gayfather drags him back to the middle of the ring and applies a full Boston Crab. Neo tries his hardest to get out of it... but he can't. However, he also refuses to tap, and Gayfather gets frustrated and releases the hold. Gayfather picks Neo up and throws him into the turnbuckle, grabs his head, and sits up on the turnbuckle himself...

    Shannan Lerch: Looks like he's going for a Tornado DDT.

    And a Tornado DDT it is, but Neo catches Gayfather and makes him land on his feet, then uses his momentum to hit a Northern Lights Suplex Pin!! The ref drops and counts...

    One.

    Two.

    No! Gayfather's foot is on the ropes.

    Neo looks over at Rainbow Brite, who had put the foot on the rope at the very last second. He yells, but Rainbow Brite hops up onto the apron and apologizes, before starting dancing seductively. Neo is spellbound for a second until he realizes that it's a distraction. He turns back around to Gayfather and is met with a low blow!

    Zach Davis: I feel for him, I really do. I hate to see a man go through that.

    Gayfather picks Neo up and goes for the Sodomizer. As he's picking Neo up, Neo slides behind his back, and runs to the ropes. Gayfather turns around and is met with the Hating You! Neo quickly pins, hooking the leg.

    One!

    Two!

    Three!

    And Neo picks up another win. He rolls out of the ring and heads to the back.

    Zach Davis: He's won himself a shot at the Television Title at Explosion. I can't imagine if he'd win the Title..

  • Madd Dogg vs David Baker
  • Zach Davis: Ok, its Madd Dogg vs. David Baker, and Dogg has been away from the ring for a while. He made his return at Timebomb, teaming with Neo to face Torture and Death, and unfortunately couldn't get the job done.

    Shannan Lerch: I think he just had ring rust then, but that's gone now, so he should be pumped for this.

    Proven bursts out of the PA System. "You wanna see me fail???? YOU WON'T GET THE CHANCE! You wanna see me fail? You wanna see me fail???? YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR CHANCE!" Pyrotechniqes hit to cue the entrance of David. He bursts out of the curtain with his hands in the air. He jumps around with high energy along with the song. He runs down the ramp and claps each of the fans' hands that he can. Before he slides into the ring, he runs around it. He hops onto the turnbuckle and bounces a bit as he raises his arms. The music ends and he hops back down.

    Zach Davis: Well, his guy has had quite the eventful career already! He's had a match against the champion in a Fan vs. Hero match, which he lost.

    Shannan Lerch: Obviously!

    Zach Davis: And then he went on to dominate 4 other guys at Timebomb! His shirt says he owns you, and he aint lying.

    Shannan Lerch: Well Logan pinned him! How about you mention that!

    Zach Davis: I already did!

    The arena goes dark as the bass line of Aint No Sunshine cuts in. The words "It is dark, and hell is hot" fill the arena as the stage explodes. Low red lighting barely illuminates the stage as Dogg walks out. From right to left, mini pyro showers go off in order, slowly. Each covering Dogg with golden sparks. Then the stage explodes again and Dogg walks down to the ring.

    Zach Davis: He's back, and he's ready to do some owning of his own.

    Shannan Lerch: Own this, own that! Zach, I own you at commentating!

    Zach Davis: Shannan, all you own is a 20 gallon tub of Vaseline, a 12 inch rubber dick and an S.T.D.

    Shannan Lerch: You can't say that to me! You can, you cant, SHUT UP!

    Zach Davis: That's right, I cant shut up, its my job to talk. Ok, here we go, Dogg vs. Baker.

    The bell rings and the two brawlers circle for a moment. Madd Dogg wastes no time and runs at Baker, spearing him back into the corner. Madd Dogg starts laying fists into Bakers ribs, but Baker grabs Dogg by the head and throws him back.

    Zach Davis: Well, Baker's size advantage could play a big role in this one.

    Baker attempts a lariat on Dogg, who ducks and bounces off the ropes, returning with a stiff shoulder block. Baker laughs at Dogg, who runs at the ropes again, and again hits another shoulder black. Baker stumbles back, and Madd Dogg runs at the ropes, this time hitting a neck breaking lariat to the throat of Baker, sending him to the mat!

    Zach Davis: Madd Dogg has a big heart, no one can deny that.

    Dogg stomps Baker on the mat, and begins choking him. The ref pulls Dogg off, and Dogg shoves him back. As Dogg turns, Baker hits a big spinning back kick to the jaw, sending Dogg down to the floor. Baker hits the ropes, returning with a big jumping elbow drop. Baker grabs Dogg round the waist, picking him up off the floor. Baker sets Dogg up for a powerbomb, but Dogg fights it off, hitting a backdrop. Madd Dogg turns in time to dropkick the back of Bakers head. Dogg is about to go for a pin cover but thinks better of it.

    Zach Davis: Madd Dogg is such an intelligent wrestler. He thought about covering Baker but knew he wouldn't get the win after a dropkick.

    Shannan Lerch: Ladies and gentlemen, I present Zach Davis, the Madd Dogg cheerleader.

    Madd Dogg flips over Baker and snaps his neck down, before clotheslining him flat. Madd Dogg mounts the second turnbuckle, launching off, dropping a pointed elbow into Bakers chest.

    Zach Davis: Madd Dogg, building momentum here!

    Madd Dogg grabs Bakers leg, pulling him up to one foot, before twisting his knee savagely in a Dragonscrew. Madd Dogg applies the Sharpshooter immediately! Baker tries to reach for the ropes, and finally makes it, but Dogg doesn't release the hold.

    Shannan Lerch: Hey Zach, your boyfriend better let go of the hold or he'll get DQ'd.

    Zach Davis: Well your boyfriend calls people "boudles"! Little French dogs!

    Shannan Lerch: That's poodles, you moron!

    Madd Dogg lets the hold go and shoves the referee, as Baker pulls himself to one knee. Baker swings at Dogg, but Dogg ducks, gets behind Baker, and hits the Dogg Pound!

    Zach Davis: He can hit that move out of anywhere, and he just did.

    Dogg pins Baker quickly, and he reluctantly drops to count. One... two... three... and Madd Dogg has won the match.

    Zach Davis: Dogg is going to the Television Title match at Explosion!

    Dogg rolls out of the ring triumphantly and walks to the back.


  • Tag Titles Match: Rick Mad/Mystery Partner vs PC Cradle/Defman
  • "Get to the Gone" by Static X fills the arena. The crowd al rise to their feet, and Defman steps through the curtain first, his title hooked around his neck.. As he moves away from the curtain, PC Cradle walks out at a speed, both belts around his waist. The crowd cheer at the team of Defman and Cradle. Cradle runs down the ramp past Defman and slides into the ring. Defman slides in next, awaiting the opponents.

    The heavy part of Metallica's One plays, and a green light fills the arena. Rick Mad steps out to booing. He walks to the middle of the ramp, then pulls a mic from his pocket.

    Rick Mad: Yeah, yeah, I've been hearing all this speculation about my partner. Seth Lerch? Can't be, he got hurt. Logan? The World Heavyweight Champion? ...Why not!? He wants revenge on Cradle for turning on us, I'm sure, let's go!

    Not Falling by Mudvayne blasts throughout the arena... but then it stops.

    Rick Mad: No, fools, it's not Logan! He has more important things to do than tend to fools like Defman and Cradle. I'm going to get a partner.. that I've been partners with before.

    Shannan Lerch: Hmm.. who does he mean?

    Zach Davis: I think I know!...

    Rick Mad: He hasn't wrestled in a while, but he's someone I held the Tag Team Titles with. Not in WCF, however...

    Zach Davis: Now I KNOW that I know who it is.

    Shannan Lerch: Who is it, Zach!?

    Rick Mad: My tag team partner is none other than ZACH DAVIS, FORMER PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPION!

    Shannan Lerch: What in the hell!?

    Zach Davis: I'm back to being a wrestler, baby!

    Zach walks out of the commentating booth, and takes off his shirt to reveal a tanktop underneath. He walks slowly down the ramp.

    Shannan Lerch: Quick history lesson, folks. Zach Davis used to be in a fed called PCW under the name "Bob the Cameraman", as he worked as a cameraman there before becoming a wrestler. Rick Mad and he formed a tag team called "The Wifebeaters" due to the fact they attacked Rick Mad's former wife. They were the best tag team PCW had, holding the Titles for months. Then Zach came here to work as an announcer.

    Rick Mad: You're no longer Zach Davis, you're Bob the Cameraman again, man! Let's win us some Titles!

    Bob and Rick run into the ring, rushing Defman and Cradle. Rick and Cradle brawl, as does Defman and Bob.

    Shannan Lerch: Looks like I have to call this match on my own.

    Kyle Steel walks out from the back quickly and joins Shannan at ringside.

    Kyle Steel: Here I am, looks like I'm the main Slam announcer now! Yay!

    Defman gets advantage on Bob, and Clotheslines him over the top rope, sending both men spilling to the outside. In the ring, Rick whips Cradle to the ropes and goes for a Back Bodydrop, but Cradle stops, kicks him in the chest, and hits a quick Snap Powerbomb!

    Kyle Steel: Cradle sending Mad down to the mat with authority!

    Cradle runs to the ropes and hits an Elbow Drop on Rick before making the pin. One... two... no, Mad somehow finds the strength to kick out. Cradle picks Rick up and puts him in a headlock before tagging in Defman. Defman Springboards over the top rope and Dropkicks Rick out of Cradle's headlock. Rick rolls away and begins to stand up, but Defman hits him with a Spear! Seeing that Mad is having trouble, Bob hops into the ring and dives at Defman's knee from behind, then stomps on it before the ref makes him leave.

    Shannan Lerch: I don't know what's gotten into him... wow. And I guess he's a member of the TOT now, too. Wow. Sunday Slam will never be the same.

    Mad stands up and starts stomping Defman, then hits a Leg Drop. He picks Defman up and hits a Russian Legsweep. Rick to the second rope on the turnbuckle and hits a Diving Axe Handle Smash! He then grabs Defman's legs...

    Kyle Steel: We've seen that combination before, from the great Bret Hart. And you know what's coming next.

    Rick locks in the Sharpshooter! Defman doesn't scream or squirm or show any sign of being in pain. He simply tries his best to reach the ropes.. and he can't quite make it. Cradle hops into the ring and kicks Rick square in the chest, forcing him to release the hold. Both Rick and Defman lay on the mat, waiting to get up the strength to tag in their respective partners. Rick is the first to make it to his corner, and tags in Bob! Bob hops into the ring and pulls Defman away, stopping him from tagging in Cradle, much to Defman's, and the crowd's, dismay.

    Shannan Lerch: I'm sure he's a little rusty, he hasn't been in the ring for a long time.

    Bob hits a Knee Lift on Defman, who goes down to the mat. Bob stomps away on him a few, and then grabs his knee, lifts it up, and slams it back down to the mat. He then picks Defman up again and is going for a Dragonscrew Legwhip, but Defman hits an Enziguri Kick! Bob goes down to the mat. Bob gets back up quickly and swings at Defman, but Defman ducks and hits a German Suplex! He keeps it locked in, gets back up, and hits a second. He gets back up one more time and hits the third! He then dives and tags in PC Cradle!

    Kyle Steel: Business is about to pick up, folks!

    Shannan Lerch: I hate to say it, but Zach was a much better commentator than you.

    Kyle Steel: ..sigh.

    Cradle gets into the ring with a head of steam, and hits a Shining Wizard on Bob, who again drops down to the mat. Cradle runs to the corner and hits Mad with a forearm, sending him off the apron. He then goes back to Bob, who is standing up, and hits the Cradlebomb! He pins.

    One...

    Rick rolls back into the ring...

    Two..

    Defman runs at Mad and hits the Fading Darkness!

    Three!

    Shannan Lerch: PC Cradle and Defman retain!

    Defman and Cradle grab their Titles as Defman's "Voices!!" music plays, and they exit the ring. Rick gets back into the ring, outraged at the loss, and Bob stands up, unhappy as well. They walk to the back, very unhappy looking.

    Shannan Lerch: I guess that's all we have tonight folks, I'll see you-

    Kyle Steel: Not quite yet, I think I hear music about to play.

  • Logan Segment
  • "Not Falling" by Mudvayne blasts throughout the arena.

    Kyle Steel: We know who music that belongs to..

    Shannan Lerch: Logan, my baby! The best EVER in WCF, and may I add he is still the WCF World Champion.

    Kyle Steel: Indeed he is, pulling off that big win at Timebomb.

    Logan comes out, to the ramp dressed in street clothes with the WCF title over his shoulder and a microphone in his hand.

    Logan: Hey, hey, hey.. cut the music. The Face of Treachery has something to say!

    Kyle Steel: It's probably about PC Cradle.

    Logan: Whoa, hey. Simma down Kyle, I said "The Face of Treachery" had something to say.. not Kyle Boudle Loganwannabe Steel!

    Shannan Lerch: Hehe.

    Kyle Steel: How did he know I said something!? I'm just an announcer!

    Logan continues to walk down the ramp, and he goes to slap a fans hand but instead lifts his arm up right intime before he can make a contact with the fans hand.

    Logan: Haha, you ain't good enough to touch this hand.

    The crowd boos, as usual as Logan rolls into the ring standing to his feet.

    Logan: Anyhow, to why I came out here.

    Shannan Lerch: Logan seems to be in a good mood, which is strange from the circumstances of Timebomb.

    Logan: Yeah, many of you thought I'd be talking about PC Cradle. BUT... but, but, but.

    Logan rubs his chin.

    Logan: Tonight isn't about PC Cradle. You know, come to think of it.. should I even care that he ditched T.o.T? Why? Why I say? Exactly what effect is that goin' have on The Face of Treachery? How is PC Cradle leaving, going to change my life? He's NOBODY! The only people who watch WCF, or buy tickets to come to a show.. is only so they can see ME, baby, ME! They don't come to see some boudle with long hair, run around and give people Cradle DDT's. No, they came to see me. The two time WCF Champion, the two time U.S. Champion, the one time T.V. Champion, The Hall of Famer, and the ONLY person ever to hold the U.S. title AND the International title.

    Shannan Lerch: True, true.

    Logan: That's whom they came to see. And, hey boudle, if Cradle joins that crappy Anti-Soical T.o.T group.. then I'll beat all their treachery wannabe asses.

    Logan smiles, nodding as the crowd boos.

    Logan: But, to why I came out here. I wanted to talk about a special someone, and her name is Shannan Lerch.

    Shannan smiles, and Logan smiles back to her.

    Logan: Shannan, could you come down to the ring baby.

    Shannan Lerch takes off her headset, and stands up.

    Kyle Steel: Where you going? You got a job to do!

    Shannan Lerch walks down the ramp, and slides into the ring as the crowd starts up a bit of a "Shannan" chant.

    Logan: How you doing?

    Logan moves the microphone towards Shannan's mouth.

    Shannan Lerch: I'm fine honey, you?

    Logan: I am GREAT baby, The Face of Treachery is feeling mighty fine. You know what Shanny..

    Kyle Steel: Shanny?!

    Logan: I have to be the luckiest man alive, to be with you.

    Shannan Lerch blushes, as Logan drops down to a knee in front of her.

    Logan: Ow..

    Logan begins rubbing his side.

    Logan: Don't mind that, that's just a little Timebomb loving injury.

    Logan takes Shannan's hand.

    Kyle Steel: HE IS GOIN' TO PROPOSE!

    Logan: Will you..

    Shannan Lerch immediately becomes excited.

    Logan: Baby, I love you with all my heart. Shannan Lerch, will you.. do the dishes from now on?

    Kyle Steel: WHAT?!

    Logan stands to his feet.

    Logan: You KNOW I hate doing them baby.

    Shannan Lerch nods, disappointed. Logan leans forward and they soon begin making out in the ring.

    Kyle Steel: Someone needs to stop this!

    All of a sudden, the lights go out. The only thing that can be heard is gunshots throughout the arena. Soon, a very familiar voice from a very familiar song is heard...

    Music: Now that the war is through with me...

    The lights blink a few times as the music continues, and soon they come back on. Logan looks around, as Shannan isn't in front of him anymore. He turns around, and is met with a kick to the gut FOLLOWED BY A MAD DDT FROM RICK MAD! Zach Davis is in the corner, holding Shannan and covering her mouth.

    Kyle Steel: WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS!?

    Rick Mad tears off his TOT shirt he was wearing, and throws it to the ground on Logan, then stomps it.

    Kyle Steel: I think it's officially safe to say that the Team of Treachery is dead.

    Zach Davis is about to throw Shannan out of the ring, but Rick stops him, shaking his head "no". He grabs a mic.

    Rick Mad: Bob... We can't just throw a woman out of the ring. I mean, she was going to be Logan's WIFE, if he'd have proposed. And we're the WIFEBEATERS, right? You know what to do.

    Zach nods, and puts Shannan in a Powerbomb position. He picks her up and goes to hit the move but as she's coming down Mad grabs her head in a Mad DDT!

    Kyle Steel: NO!! Shannan DID NOT deserve that! She's a woman for pete's sake!

    Rick and Zach, or "Bob the Cameraman", raise their arms in the air to a HUGE chorus of booing.

    Kyle Steel: The Wifebeaters.. well.. living up to their name.

    Rick Mad: Logan, I'm tired of you and I'm tired of Seth Lerch and I'm tired of the Team of Treachery. NO MORE. Me and Bob, here, we're going to go someplace. Mark my words.

    Rick can see that Logan is beginning to get up, so he and Zach quickly exit the ring. As they're going to the back... Anger Rising by Jerry Cantrell plays.

    Kyle Steel: Jeez, what now!? I guess Lerch isn't quite too hurt to come out now.

    Seth Lerch walks out, mic in hand. Seth and Bob stop.

    Seth Lerch: You two think you're hot shots, eh? Messing with Logan like that.. Messing with MY SISTER like that.. messing with whoever you want, and turning on the TOT. I have other problems too, like the damn Tag Team Champions, Defman and PC Cradle. And the fact that we don't have any Number One Contenders, thanks to you, Rick. So I'm going to solve all of my problems with one simple match.

    Kyle Steel: How can one match solve all that?!

    Seth Lerch: At Explosion!, there's going to be two matches. One is the already announced Television Title match. The other match, however... it's going to be a Tag Team Explosion match, a WCF creation. Everyone in the back is going to form a team with someone else. In the start of the match, one man from each team comes to the ring. They can be eliminated via pinfall or submission... no disqualification. And when one person is eliminated, his teammate enters the fray. And then that man has to be eliminated. It goes on until there is only one man left, and his team will be the Tag Team Champions.

    Rick Mad: Big deal, Seth, like I care? We'll come out on top and WIN that.

    Seth Lerch: Over my dead body... let me announce the teams thus far, the rest of you have time to decide who you want to team up with, and if you don't, I'll make a decision for you. PC Cradle and Defman, obviously. The Number One Contenders, Death and Torture. The Monster Squad, and the Dreadnoks. The Wifebeaters, Rick Mad and Bob the Cameraman. And Logan and Seth Lerch! If anyone stops you, Rick, from winning those Titles, it will be me and Logan.

    Anger Rising plays again, and Seth begins walking to the back. Rick and Bob stand on the entranceramp, looking confident. They turn around to look back in the ring... and Logan is right there, and he hits Mad with The Connector!! Shannan is there as well, and she kicks Bob square in the balls! The copyright info appears on the bottom of the screen as Logan and Shannan raise each other's arms.