Sunday Slam Intro
Seth Lerch Promo
Dogg/Gayfather vs Monster Squad
Death/Torture/Wifebeaters Segment
Hardcore Title: Demango vs Baker vs Wreck vs Defman
Death/Torture vs The Dreadnoks
The Wifebeaters vs Lerch/???

  • Sunday Slam Intro
  • Immortal by Adema blasts over the PA system as Sunday Slam comes onto the air! The camera pans the arena.. "Why, Zach, Why?", "Gayfather Stole My Boyfriend", "Bring Back Junkyard Justice!", "Defman Is The Man!", "We'll Miss You, Logan", etc. We go to the new Sunday Slam announcing team, Kyle Steel and Shannan Lerch.

    Kyle Steel: Kyle Steel here, announcing his first ever edition of Slam! And sitting beside me is Shannan Lerch.

    Shannan Lerch: Duh.

    Kyle Steel: We have four huge matches tonight, the main event being Rick Mad and Bob the Cameraman going up against Seth Lerch and... well... we don't know.

    Shannan Lerch: I hate to be the bearer of bad news, folks, but... due to reasons we cannot discuss on air, Logan has not only been stripped of the WCF World Heavyweight Title, but he is no longer employed here. Logan's gone. We can't dwell on the past, but... I'm... really worried, I haven't talked to him in a while. Sometime after my injury last week.

    Kyle Steel: Speaking of that, I commend you on being here tonight. You took a nice fall when they hit you with that Powerbomb to Mad DDT, or the Final Beatdown as they call it.

    Shannan Lerch: Yeah, well, it's my job, what can I say? I just hope Seth has a decent partner to beat those guys...

    Kyle Steel: With PC Cradle as the Special Guest Ref, that affects a lot... we know he hates Lerch but we know he hates Mad as well! It's anyone's guess what will happen.

    Shannan Lerch: I'm sure it was all Rick's idea to kidnap Cradle's kid! I'm sure of it!

    Kyle Steel: We'll also see the ever impressive team of Death and Torture take on Burn Out and Razor. Burn Out has a Television Title match at Explosion, so I have to wonder if he's going to be focused tonight.

    Shannan Lerch: And when you're going up against a team like Death and Torture, you NEED focus. Otherwise they will eat you alive.

    Kyle Steel: We'll see something we haven't seen in a long time, a Hardcore Title defense. Defman takes on a newcomer in Evil Hal Demango, in addition to David Baker and Wreck.

    Shannan Lerch: Wreck came close to being a World Champion, I think he has a slight advantage here.

    Kyle Steel: And our opening bout will pit Madd Dogg and the Gayfather against the team of The Creeper and The Hacker, more pupularly known as The Monster Squad. I'm sure the Squad is anticipating this, as they've always wanted to decimate Dogg.

    Shannan Lerch: Don't forget, Neo is the ref, who knows what he has in store. He doesn't like Gayfather, that's for sure, and Dogg let him down in the tag match... who knows!?

    Kyle Steel: We'll see soon enough.. first thing is first, I hear Seth has a special announcement?

  • Seth Lerch Promo
  • Anger Rising by Jerry Cantrell plays, and Seth Lerch walks quickly out from the back. He rolls in the ring, mic in hand.

    Seth Lerch: I don't have much time to be out here. That's a problem. I don't have much time lately at all. Between the World Title controversy, the Explosion! match, and everything else going on around here.. I just can't do this alone. So I have a man to introduce you to. The new General Manager of WCF, Davey Ortega!

    Wherever I May Roam by Metallica hits and a man no one has seen in WCF emerges. He is wearing a business suit and has short black hair and a goatee. He climbs in the ring and shakes Seth's hand and takes the mic from him.

    Davey Ortega: As you all heard right from this mans mouth I, Davey Ortega, am Slam's new General Manager. So every one in the back better listen up. You see, Seth decided since Steve's gone, he needs someone to take over. So he gave it to a man who could turn around Slam... make it more exciting. And I have already started! You see tonight, in this ring. A new presence will come forth...a man with an evil spark. His name is Hal Demango! He has a shot... for his debut match... at the Hardcore Title tonight! Yeah baby...everything is already looking up. Now I know of the horrible loss to Slam. With the controversy around Logan and the stripping of the WCF title. So me and Seth talked it over...and there will be a tournament that will include all of WCF. Only..this tournament will have a twist to it. The two finalists... that will compete for the WCF title... will have a special match of my choosing. This match could be anything. Iron Man, Inferno, Cage.. the list goes on and on. Now, onto Explosion. The Tag Team Explosion match needs something more. It needs...needs...a special referee. And who better than...well...ME!!

    Kyle Steel: Now we know where all of these damned Special Ref matches are coming from!

    Davey Ortega: Ha ha...that sounds fair. The new GM already making his presence felt. Now Seth...I know the Team of Treachery is dead. Though...that does not have to be a terrible thing. It gives me and you a chance to work together.. to finally rule all the rebels in this company. I already left..being Outcast. With him gone that leaves Burn Out and his pack of degenerates open to destroy. So..I..Davey Ortega...the new General Manager of Slam...invite all of you to watch the show and enjoy yourselves.

    Wherever I May Roam hits again and Davey and Seth leave the ring with smiles.

  • Madd Dogg/Gayfather vs Monster Squad, Special Guest Ref: Neo
  • As the intro to Back to the Mad builds up, the lights dim and the words Muk Shnel (german for "Move quickly") appear on the big screen with "Heil the new Reich" and "Scum will be purged." Neo appears from the main curtain running at top speed toward the ring. He's wearing a ref shirt.

    The arena goes dark as the bass line of Aint No Sunshine cuts in. The words "It is dark, and hell is hot" fill the arena as the stage explodes. Low red lighting barely illuminates the stage as Madd Dogg walks out, with Gayfather accompanying him. From right to left, mini pyro showers go off in order, slowly. Each covering Dogg with golden sparks, as Gayfather tries to stay away from them, afraid they might burn him. Then the stage explodes again and Dogg and Gayfather walk down to the ring.

    The Friday the 13th music hits, and the lights go out. The Creeper and the Hacker walk out slowly, and walk to the ring slowly.

    Kyle Steel: This will be an interesting matchup... Neo is the wildcard.

    Shannan Lerch: Yes, Captain Obvious.

    Creeper starts the match for his team, and Dogg for his. The two approach and are about to tie up but Dogg kicks Creeper in the gut and hits a quick Shoulder Neckbreaker. Creeper goes down, and Dogg hits a quick Standing Splash into pin. Neo drops to count.. one, two... Creeper kicks out.

    Kyle Steel: It's not THAT easy, even for Dogg.

    Shannan Lerch: And the count actually looked fair!

    Dogg picks Creeper up and puts him in a headlock, then tags in Gayfather. Gayfather steps in and hits several kicks to Creeper's midsection before he and Madd Dogg hit a Double Suplex! Dogg then gets out of the ring. Gayfather stomps on Creeper a bit, and then picks him up. Creeper starts fighting back and hits Gayfather with a few lefts and rights, and then grabs his throat. He's about to lift him up for a Chokeslam but Gayfather pokes him in the eyes, causing Creeper to drop him.

    Kyle Steel: Ha!

    Gayfather then whips Creeper into the ropes, and is about to hit a Back Bodydrop but Creeper kicks him in the chest and quickly grabs him by the throat again and succeeds in hitting the Chokeslam. He tags in Hacker. Both men stomp on Gayfather until Neo actually forces Creeper to leave.

    Shannan Lerch: Yes, Neo is definitely being fair.

    Kyle Steel: Maybe the Monster Squad is Jewish, and he wants Dogg and Gayfather to win.

    Shannan Lerch: Somehow, I doubt it.

    Hacker picks Gayfather up and gets him in position for a Powerbomb. Gayfather apparently starts feeling up Hackers buttocks, like he's enjoying where his head has been put. Hacker quickly pushes Gayfather away, and Gayfather kicks him once so he drops to one knee and then follows up with a Shining Wizard! He then dives and tags in Dogg.

    Kyle Steel: Now business will pick up!

    Dogg rushes the ring as Hacker stands up. Hacker ducks a Clothesline but then Dogg hits a 180 Degree Bulldog into the turnbuckle! He quickly makes the pin.. One... Two... Creeper hits a Slingshot Legdrop onto Dogg, breaking up the count. Hacker rolls out of the ring, and Creeper stomps down on Dogg.

    Shannan Lerch: Eh, there was no tag there... technically it's illegal.. but looks like Neo doesn't care.

    Creeper picks Dogg up and is about to hit a Piledriver, but Dogg gets out of it. Creeper goes to kick Dogg but Dogg catches it and hits a 90 Degree Stunner! Dogg quickly pins, hooking the leg... one, two, three.

    Kyle Steel: Neo called it fair, and Dogg and Gayfather got the win!

    Neo grabs Gayfather's arm and Madd Dogg's arm and raises them in the air.

    Shannan Lerch: Looks like they've resolved their differences actually. That's heartwarming.

    The three of them leave the ring and head to the back.

  • Death/Torture/Wifebeaters Segment
  • We break from the action at ringside and Death and Torture appear to be getting something at the vending machine. Death gets some root beer as Torture is having trouble getting his drink out.

    Torture: It's stuck Death, it won't come out!

    Death: God damn Torture, can you get some soda without trouble for once? Where is Woo, he has small hands.

    The Wifebeaters appear to be walking up behind Death and Tort, Torture and Death quickly turn around.

    Bob: Well well well, WCF's own (Making quotes with his fingers as he says it) 'Impact Debut Team'!

    Death: You have a problem, Bob?

    Rick Mad: Yeah, we have a problem, you're using our vending machines, jobbers use those over there.

    Death and Torture quickly get into Bob's and Rick's faces as they begin to push each other back and forth, Death drops his drink, and Bob throws a punch at Torture connecting fist to jaw. Death nails Rick in the face, but Rick comes back with some hard right hands, Torture Spears Bob into the cement wall as they begin to fight, Rick and Death throwing punches like wild animals, WCF refs and officials step in, putting a stop to the fight. Refs break apart all four men as they try so hard to get to thier opponents, the refs take Torture and Death away as Bob and Rick are screaming out profanity and dirty names. The scene fades to black.

  • Hardcore Title Match: Evil Hal Demango vs David Baker vs Wreck vs Defman
  • The voices, the voices, the voices, the VOICES!!

    The voices, they take control, The voices, destroy your soul, The voices, they kill us all, The voices, why wont they fall?


    The arena goes black, a light neon blue shines at the top of the ramp, the light grows into a series of explosions, and the lights come back on. Defman is seen at the top of the ramp, murmering to himself... He starts walking down to the ring, head down... He jumps onto the apron, and steps over the ropes.

    The lights go out as the beginning of "Dragula" starts. Then the house lights come up as Wreck walks to the ring, shaking some hands.

    Headstrong hits and Hal Demango comes out with an evil smile on his face. He climbs into the ring and raises his arms as pyro shoots out of the turnbuckles.

    Proven bursts out of the PA System. "You wanna see me fail???? YOU WON'T GET THE CHANCE! You wanna see me fail? You wanna see me fail???? YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR CHANCE!"

    Pyrotechniqes hit to cue the entrance of David Baker. He bursts out of the curtain with his hands in the air. He jumps around with high energy along with the song. He runs down the ramp and claps each of the fans' hands that he can. Before he slides into the ring, he runs around it. He hops onto the turnbuckle and bounces a bit as he raises his arms. The music ends and he hops back down.

    Kyle Steel: This should be a pretty intense matchup.

    Shannan Lerch: Anything with Defman always is.

    The bell rings and the referee holds the Hardcore title up. The three competitors looks hard at it, while the champion stares down all of them. Defman starts by delivering a hard right hand to Baker, knocking him down. Demango ties up with Wreck. Wreck shoves him down to the mat, and gets on top of him. Wreck starts throwing punches to Demango while he tries to cover up. At this point Defman and Baker have spilled to the outside. Defman DDTs Baker into the hard concrete. He looks under the ring and pulls out a chair. He raises it high above his head and slams down hard onto Bakers back. Backer screams in agony.

    Kyle Steel: Pure brutality in these Hardcore matches, geez.

    Wreck makes his way out to the outside and gets behind Defman. He hits Defman with an elbow, which only made Defman turn around and stare at Wreck. Wreck kick him in the gut causing Defman to drop his chair. Wreck picks up the chair but out of nowhere Hal comes crashing through with a clothesline to Wreck. Baker hits a low blow to Defman causing him to get on his knees. Hal picks up Wreck by the throat and rams him into the steel post. Wreck is then picked up again by Hal and is body slammed on the concrete. Baker rolls Defman into the ring and attempts a pin.



    No...Defaman barely kickout.

    Shannan Lerch: So close!

    Baker picks him up and hits a suplex. Hal gets in the ring and slams Baker down with a Full Nelson Slam. Hal pins Baker.



    Kyle Steel: Not so close.

    Wreck breaks up the pin. He starts stomping on Hal. Defman goes back the outside and throws the chair in. He then gets out a trash can lid, a trash can, a kendo stick and throws them all into the ring. He gets into the ring as well and picks up the trash can lid. He hits Baker with it then he hits Wreck. He picks up Hal and hits him with the trash can lid. He drops it, and then picks up the kendo stick. He starts beating on Baker with it. Wreck slowly gets up and picks up the trash can lid and bashes Defman with it. Hal gets up and turns around Wreck and punches him with a right hand. He grabs the trash can lid and now he and Wreck are in a struggle for it. Baker gets up and picks up the kendo stick. He hits Wreck with it, and Hal gets the lid. Hal raises it above his head and Wreck hits it with the kendo stick bashing the lid into Hals head. Hal goes down hard. Defman gets up and hits Wreck with the Fadeing Darkness. Wreck goes down with a sickening thud. Defman pins.



    No!! Baker lunges at Defman and rolls him off. Baker quickly picks Wreck up and throws him out of the ring. He pulls a pair of brass knuckles out, and slips them on. Defman begins standing up, and Baker hits him right in the face!

    Shannan Lerch: Yeah.. that has GOT to hurt.

    Kyle Steel: And it's all legal.

    Hal stands up, and Baker punches him as well. Hal goes down and Baker quickly pins him.




    Shannan Lerch: New Hardcore Champion!

    Kyle Steel: But.. Defman didn't even get pinned!

    Shannan Lerch: Too bad, Baker deserves it nonetheless.

    The bell rings, and the ref hands David Baker the Hardcore Title. Baker looks at it and holds it up in the air to a huge ovation from the crowd before rolling out of the ring and heading to the back.

  • Death/Torture vs The Dreadnoks
  • Kyle Steel: Well, this one is about nothing but proving who's got what it takes to take home the gold at Explosion. Will either of these teams be able to bring down the devastating combination of Defman and PC Cradle?

    Shannan Lerch: I don't know Kyle! You're the genius, you figure it out!

    Kyle Steel: Rag week! RAG WEEK!

    The curtains part and The Dreadnoks walk out. Both look out at the crowd and slide into the ring, raising there arms. The crowd murmur.

    Kyle Steel: Not much of a reaction for these two giants.

    "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill hits and the crowd cheer loudly. Torture steps through first, followed by Death. Red and yellow lights flash around the arena, and when they enter the ring, red pyro shoots from the turnbuckles.

    Kyle Steel: These two have been causing a lot of problems in the WCF recently. Let's see if The monstrous Dreadnoks can sort these guys out.

    Torture steps out of the ring, and Death squares up to Burn Out. The 7 footer looks down at Death and laughs. Burn Out suddenly lunges forward, but Death ducks and turns, delivering 4 hard shots to the jaw. He backs away quickly, and Burn Out's face turns a deep red shade with anger. Death tags in Torture and Burn Out tags in Razor.

    Kyle Steel: Torture has CW on his shirt. Do you think he's trying to rip off C.W Anderson from ECW?

    Shannan Lerch: I wouldn't know, Mr. Genius! Probably!

    Kyle Steel: Actually Shannan, if you'd done your research you'd know that that is Tortures line of clothing.

    Shannan Lerch: What is he, a rapper or something?

    Torture runs at Razor, delivering a dropkick to the big man's knee. Razor stays standing, and Torture delivers an enziguri to the back of his head! Razor doubles over, and Torture delivers another drop kick to the side of his head. Razor falls to his side, and Torture delivers a quick leg drop before running to the ropes. Torture springboards off the ropes, turning 180 degrees and flipping forward, landing on Razor!

    Kyle Steel: Wow! 180 degree springboard 450 splash!

    Torture covers Razor and the ref counts 1…2…and a kickout. Razor powers out, quickly climbing to his feet. Torture charges Razor, but Razor grabs him by the throat! Razor lifts him up for a chokeslam, and from no-where, Burn Out hits a flying clothesline on Torture, sending him crashing to the mat.

    Kyle Steel: Wow again! A flying chokeliner!

    Shannan Lerch: You made that up! That's the lamest name I ever heard of.

    Razor covers Torture, but the referee is distracted getting Burn Out to his corner. Death runs in, dropping an elbow on the back of Razors head. Death drags Torture to their corner, and hops out of the ring. Death reaches through as the ref turns around and tags himself in. Burn Out is back in the ring, but Death ducks a clothesline, turning and delivering three stiff forearms to the side of Burn Outs face. Death runs at the ropes, but as he returns, Razor grabs him and hits a perfect Black Hole Slam!!! (540 sidewalk slam).

    Kyle Steel: My god! He almost put Death through the ring!

    Burn Out shakes his head, but gets hit from behind by a missile dropkick from Torture!!!

    Kyle Steel: Well the referee has lost all control in this one.

    The ref tries to gets Torture out of the ring, but from no-where, Creeper and Hacker appear coming down the ramp! Torture hits the opposite ropes and runs towards them, launching himself over with a perfect over-the-rope flipping plancha! Creeper and Hacker fall underneath Torture. In the ring, and The Dreadnoks have Death up for The Devastator! Death manages to wriggle out, and hits a chop block on Burn Out, sending both Dreadnoks to the mat. The ref is outside, sending The Monster Squad to the back, as Torture slides back in. Both Dreadnoks get to their feet, but are met with double superkicks! Torture pulls himself to the top rope, hitting the 7 Year Itch leg drop onto Burn Out! Torture quickly hops back to the top rope, attempting a second leg drop, but Burn Out moves out of the way!

    Kyle Steel: Well, that's why they call it high risk, and he took one risk to many.

    Death pounds away on the back of Razors shoulders, but he fights back, hitting a perfectly executed piledriver! Death rolls out of the ring to the floor, and the ref manages to restore order, getting Burn Out to his own corner. Razor picks Death up, and gets him in position for the Razor Blade, but as he tries to hit it Death uses his size to his advantage and picks Razor and hits the Rolling Death! He then quickly pins... One, two, three.

    Shannan Lerch: Death and Torture continue their undefeated streak!

    Death rolls out of the ring and hugs Tort quickly, who is just standing up again. The two walk to the back as Metallica's Fuel plays.

  • The Wifebeaters vs Lerch/???, Special Guest Ref: Cradle
  • Get to the Gone by Static X plays. PC Cradle steps through the curtain, wearing a ripped up ref shirt.

    Shannan Lerch: He is such a bum.

    He is shouting, screaming, spitting, and generally acting pissed off. He carries a solid black steel chair to the ring with him. About 2 metres from the ring he runs and rolls under the bottom rope. The fans sing along to his entrance music in unison. Once in the ring, he drops the chair, and runs to the opposite corner of the ring. After climbing to the middle turnbuckle, he raises his arms and crosses them in the air. Then, arms still crosses at the wrists, he makes the metal sign with both hands. When he climbs off the second turnbuckle, he jumps and does a 180 in the air, bringing his arms down at the same time as making a loud bang on the ring mat.

    All In The Suit That You Wear hits, and the crowd goes into booing. Rick Mad and Bob the Cameraman step out, looking cocky, and they walk slowly to the ring.

    Shannan Lerch: Of course they're going to look cocky, Seth doesn't have a partner.

    They get in the ring and await their opponent. Anger Rising by Jerry Cantrell plays, and Seth walks out.

    Kyle Steel: That song goes, "Anger rising up inside him yet again, tell me you've got a plan".. and I hope Seth does have a plan, he needs one.

    Seth walks to the ring, and rolls in. Before the match begins, he grabs a mic.

    Seth Lerch: Alright, I'll admit it, I asked A LOT of guys backstage to be my partner. And know what? NO ONE would. But I'm going to come out here anyhow and BEAT YOU GUYS SENSELESS ANYWAY!

    And in that instant, he hits a Double Clothesline, sending both Rick and Bob down to the mat! He starts pounding Rick in the head with closed fists, but Kyle grabs him from behind, spins him around and hits the Zoom In! Mad then gets up and both of the Wifebeaters stomp away at Lerch. And suddenly, the lights go out.

    Shannan Lerch: Does Seth have a partner after all?

    As the lights go back on, Death is standing behind Rick and Torture is standing behind Bob. Death spins Rick around and hits the Rolling Death as Torture hits Bob with the Torture's Device! PC Cradle calls for the bell, signalling that the match has been thrown out.

    Kyle Steel: I don't think they're exactly Lerch's partners... but Death hates Rick Mad and Rick Mad hates Death. You saw what happened backstage earlier.

    The Friday the 13th Theme plays, and both the Monster Squad and the Dreadnoks run out. The Squad starts beating down Torture while the Dreadnoks attack Death. Defman runs out next, slides in, and him and Cradle start beating down whomever they see. Seth rolls quickly out of the ring, but not before grabbing a mic quick.

    Seth Lerch: Rick Mad... Bob... this is NOT over. I'm still in the Explosion! match at the PPV, and with God as my witness, you will not win the Tag Team Titles, I'm not letting you. And I WILL have a partner, and he'll kick your ass too.

    Seth walks out of the arena as all the teams in the ring continue to brawl. Within seconds the team of Dogg, Neo, and Gayfather have joined the fray as well. Mostly just Neo and Dogg, as all Gayfather does is try to avoid getting hurt.

    Shannan Lerch: Each team is trying to gain superiority! This is just a preview of what we'll see at Explosion!

    The scene fades out as everyone is brawling with... well... everyone, and no one quite has a clear advantage.

    Kyle Steel: Yes, see you next Sunday!

    Slam comes to a close.