Sunday Slam Intro
Logan Segment
Catherine vs Bobby Dole
Wreck Segment
Hardcore Title: Wreck vs David Baker
Monster Squad vs Gayfather
Seth Lerch/Davey Ortega Segment
TV Title: Dake Ken vs Mike Bradley vs Evan Creech
Torture Segment
Hellz Angel/Steve Carr vs Death/Torture
World Title Hell in a Cell: Trent Hunter vs X Rated vs Neo
Immortal by Adema hits, and Sunday Slam is once again on the air. We pan around the arena, look at the fans, yada yada. We go to the announcers, as usual.
Shannan Lerch: Oh, hello there! Didn't see you come in. I'm Shannan, and I'll be your announcer tonight.
Kyle Steel: And I'm Kyle Steel, as always.
Shannan Lerch: We come to you following the single most violent pay per view we've ever presented, Aftermath. We saw three gimmick Tournament matches, followed by the Euthanasia match. We're not even allowed to show highlights of that on network TV.
Kyle Steel: And tonight we continue the trend of unneccesary violence as we present a Hell in a Cell match so we'll FINALLY have a World Champion. Trent Hunter takes on X Rated who takes on Neo.
Shannan Lerch: None of these men have been World Champion in WCF before... we're going to have a brand new Champ, and let's hope whoever wins can carry WCF as well as some of our former Champions have.
Kyle Steel: We'll also see Hellz Angel teaming with... Steve Carr. It's an odd team, yes. These two have been enemies most of their careers, but... they didn't attack each other at Aftermath. We'll see if they're friends or foes as they take on the team of Death and Torture.
Shannan Lerch: We have a TV Title match that ISN'T incredibly super violent. However, we do have bad news for you. Earlier this week, Evan Creech left WCF, thus vacating the TV Title... again.
Kyle Steel: I swear, that thing is like a curse.
Shannan Lerch: Regardless, the Triple Threat that was originally scheduled with Dake Ken, Mike Bradley, and Evan Creech has been changed to simply Dake Ken vs Mike Bradley. The winner of that will be the new TV Champion.
Kyle Steel: The Monster Squad is going to get a Tag Title match at Till Death Do Us Part, our February pay per view. Tonight, they get the Gayfather in a handicapped match. Gayfather is too much of a wuss to do very well in singles competition against ordinary guys, I can only imagine how he'll do against two monsters...
Shannan Lerch: You know, Kyle, I was just thinking... I haven't gotten enough violent mayhem yet. That's why we have a Hardcore Title match too, with David Baker defending against Wreck.
Kyle Steel: We'll open up with a newcomer, Catherine, taking on Bobby Dole. It's girl against guy.. and I don't like Catherine's odds. I mean, as talented as she may be... Dole is pretty good.
Shannan Lerch: Speaking of Dole though, he got attacked by none other than... *dreamy sigh* Logan. I'm glad he's back.
We go backstage to find Logan walking down a hall way carrying a bag with a strap over his shoulder. The crowd cheers in response to this.
Kyle Steel: Shannan, are you and Logan still.. you know..?
Shannan Lerch: Eh, Kyle. Me and Logan haven't even spoken in sometime, I really don't know what's going on. I still love him though.
Joe Smith walks by Logan, hoping to get a word with him.
Joe Smith: Logan?! Logan!
Logan stops, slowly turning his head to Joe.
Logan: What Joe... what?
The crowd in the audience cheer just to hear the voice of a WCF icon.
Kyle Steel: Gosh, I've never seen the crowd love Logan this much.
Joe Smith: Well, EVERYONE wants to know two things. First of all, why did you help X-Rated beat Bobby Dole? Second of all, are you and Shannan still together?
Logan: Hell no, I didn't do anything to help X-Boudle. I just wanted to stop that Bobby Dole freak... and as for me and Shannan... what the hell is this? Ben and Jen?
Logan holds his hand up, revealing a wedding ring.
Kyle Steel: You and Logan are married?!
Shannan Lerch: ......No.
Logan pushes the door of the locker room open next to him, and walks in with the camera men behind him.
Logan: Hey honey.
A woman turns around, it's Catherine.
Shannan Lerch: UGH!
Catherine: Hey sweetie!
Logan: Good luck with your match, I know this is your first one.. but, if you get any fear..
Logan and Catherine embrace.
Logan: Just push that fear right out the window.
Logan closes the door, as the scene fades out.
Kyle Steel: What the hell?! Logan is back, with a wife!
Shannan Lerch: Errr.
Ra "Do You Call My Name" blasts out over the PA speakers. Logan walks out from backstage, walking to the top of the ramp slinging his arms into the air for a cheering crowd.
Kyle Steel: What is Logan doing out here?
Shannan puts her head down. Logan walks over the announcers booth, sitting down next to Kyle slipping on a headset.
Kyle Steel: Well, hello Mr. Logan. It's an honor for to you be out here with us.
Logan: Hey, what's up Kyle and... Shannan? I just wanted to come out here, and see how Catherine did with her first match.
Kyle Steel: Speaking of Catherine, are you two... married?
Logan smiles.
Logan: Yup.
Shannan glares at Logan as his music cuts. The Pledge of Allegiance Theme plays, and Bobby Dole makes his way from the back.
Kyle Steel: Bobb--
Logan stands up, interrupting Kyle and flicking Bobby Dole off.
Logan: Hey you son of a bitch, you better trout your ass off down to that ramp. Hurry up boy, move it!
Bobby Dole jogs down the ramp, and slides into the ring as the music cuts. Logan sits back down. "Like A Pimp" by David Banner hits. Catherine walks out from backstage, and walks down the ramp blowing kisses to the cheering crowd. Catherine slides into the ring, under and bottom rope and gives nothing but smiles to her fans as the music cuts. She turns to Logan, waving at him as the bell rings.
Logan: Look out Cat!
Bobby Dole close lines Catherine down, and Logan shakes his head a bit. Bobby Dole picks her up by the hair as the crowd boos, but Catherine sends a fist to Bobby's groin.
Kyle Steel: Whoa, low blow. You teach her that Logan?
Logan: SHUT UP!
Kyle Steel: Whoa.. sorry.
Catherine spins Bobby Dole around, and locks him into a sleeper. Bobby pushes her back into the turnbuckle, and runs towards her but Catherine sends a boot up to the face of Bobby as he stumbles back.
Shannan Lerch: I hope Bobby whoops her ass.
Logan turns his head to Shannan.
Logan: What's your problem?
Shannan Lerch: My problem?! We never broke up Logan, and you run off and get married.
Logan: What me and you had... was just a damn storyline. Okay?
Shannan Lerch: No...
Back in the ring, Bobby Dole has DDTed Catherine. He drags her into the turnbuckle, where he stops mudholes in her. The referee tries to stop Bobby, but Dole pushes the ref down. The referee rings the bell, and DQ's Bobby Dole. Catherine stands up, and slaps Bobby. Bobby Dole smiles a bit, and slaps her back.
Logan: That mothe-
Logan rips his headset off, and runs down the ramp sliding into the ring. Bobby Dole tries to jump out, but Logan grabs him by the hair and locks him into a sleeper. Logan jumps over Dole's shoulder, and sits down with his neck for a Connector!
Kyle Steel: Bam! Connector!
Shannan Lerch: I hate Logan.
Logan picks Bobby back up, and holds him by his arms as Catherine sends a boot to Bobby's stomach. Logan lets go of Dole and he falls down, and Catherine puts Bobby into a sharpshooter!
Kyle Steel: I bet Logan taught her that.
Shannan Lerch: Who cares..
Catherine breaks the hold, and stands up as her and Logan embrace into a kiss. Catherine looks over to Shannan, and gives her a middle finger.
Shannan Lerch: UGH! That bit-
Kyle Steel: Watch it, Shannan.
Logan kicks Bobby a few more times, before sliding out of the ring with Catherine.
Shannan Lerch: What the hell is this? Bonnie and Clyde of wrestling?!
Logan and Catherine walk up the ramp, and go backstage as Catherine and Shannan glare at each other.
Wreck is seen walking down the hallways in orange clothing and chains attached to almost every part of his body. The 2 guards behind him keep hitting him with the barrel of their guns as they talk about the Euthanasia match that happened the week before.
Guard 1: That was great! Dogg is a sick man, but boy can he have a match. My favorite part was when this boy right here tapped out! That was grand, man.
Guard 2: Yeah, Wreck is a...
Wreck: Shut up or I’ll kill you like I killed Slasher and that cameraman!
Both guards grin as Wreck starts swinging his chains back and force. Both men start to laugh until Wreck swings around and wraps the chains around both men. Both men, gasping for air, look Wreck right in the face as he gets about an inch away from their faces.
Wreck: Now let me tell you something. I got a title shot tonight, boys! I will not let you two bring me down or else I WILL kill you. Slasher brought me down, so I killed him. That cameraman had the tape, and that would bring me down, so I killed him! Do not make me kill you too. Now, you two WILL NOT come to the ring with me during my match, ya hear? I can’t have anyone screwing this up for me. Do you understand that?
Guards: Yyeyyyeyeyeyeyyessssssss...
Wreck: Now, when I let you two go, we are going to pretend this never happened, OK?
Guards: Oooookokookay!
Wreck spins around, his chains flipping every which way as they unravel from the two guards. The guard load their guns as they start walking down the hallway towards the locker room. One guard points the gun at the back of Wreck’s head.
Guard 2: (Whisper) What would you give me if I just popped a cap right in the back of this kids, head? I mean, say it was an accident and all...
Wreck then kicks his foot up, knocking the gun out of the Guards hand and catching it. He points the gun at the guard.
Wreck: I...hear...everything...
Wreck then hands the guard back the gun as the scene fades back to Kyle Steel and Shannan Lerch.
Shannan Lerch: Wow, I'm scared to be around that man...
The lights go out as the beginning of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" starts. Then the house lights come up as Wreck walks to the ring, shaking some hands
Proven bursts out of the PA System. "You wanna see me fail???? YOU WON'T GET THE CHANCE! You wanna see me fail? You wanna see me fail???? YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR CHANCE!"
Pyrotechnics hit to cue the entrance of David Baker. He bursts out of the curtain with his hands in the air. He jumps around with high energy along with the song. He runs down the ramp and slaps each of the fans' hands that he can. Before he slides into the ring, he runs around it. He hops onto the turnbuckle and bounces a bit as he raises his arms. The music ends and he hops back down.
Shannan Lerch: Didn't have enough hardcore action at Aftermatch? Here we go again.
Wreck and Baker stare each other down, and look like they're going to explode.. and then they both roll out of the ring and start looking under it for weapons.
Kyle Steel: Ha. I thought they were going to attack each other for a second.. pfft.
Wreck pulls out a singapore cane, and Baker pulls out a chair. They both roll back into the ring, and are surprised to find that the other has a weapon as well. They approach each other cautiously, and Wreck goes to hit Baker with the cane. Baker blocks it with his chair. Wreck attempts to hit Baker several more times, and Baker blocks each and every one. Baker eventually responds with a chair shot to Wreck's head, and Wreck goes down with a sickening thud.
Shannan Lerch: Ouch.
Kyle Steel: That's an understatement.
Baker hits Wreck with the chair a few more times, and then pins him. One.. two... No, Wreck manages to kick out.
Shannan Lerch: Despite not being all there in the head, Wreck's tough, at the very least.
Baker picks Wreck up and positions him for a Powerbomb.. but Wreck counters with a Back Bodydrop. Wreck then picks up his cane from before, and hits a stiff shot with it as Baker begins standing up. Baker goes back down to the ground, and Wreck goes off, hitting shot after shot after shot at him. Wreck slowly picks Baker up, and uses the cane to hit a Russian Legsweep. Wreck floats over and pins Baker. One... two.. No, Baker kicks out. Wreck picks the Hardcore Champ up and throws him out of the ring.
Kyle Steel: Didn't take long for them to take it back to the outside.
Wreck goes back under the table, and this time pulls out a full table. He begins setting it up. Meanwhile, Baker manages to get another chair. After Wreck has the table set up he turns around, and Baker throws the chair at him. Wreck catches it and Baker hits a Spinning Back Kick into the chair, sending it into Wreck's face! Wreck stumbles backwards, and Baker rolls him onto the table.
Shannan Lerch: This can't be good for Wreck.
Baker climbs the apron, and looks like he's going to jump onto Wreck. But Wreck rolls off the table in the nick of time, and Baker doesn't jump. The fans boo, as they were anticipating Wreck going through the table. Baker hops down and goes back to the attack on Wreck, kicking at him a little bit. He picks Wreck up, and Wreck begins fighting back, and hits a quick Chokeslam on Baker.
Kyle Steel: That's particularly painful on the outside, ouch.
Wreck goes around to the other side of the ring, and pulls his sledgehammer out. He goes over to Baker, with a sadistic look in his eyes, and waits for him to stand up.
Shannan Lerch: He's going for The Snap!
Wreck does, indeed, go to hit Baker in the head with the sledgehammer. Baker ducks it however, and grabs the sledgehammer from Wreck. Baker swings it with full force, but Wreck ducks that. The sledgehammer flies from Baker's hands, and Wreck hits a German Suplex from behind!
Kyle Steel: Baker is taking a lot of punishment, I don't know if he can come back from this.
Wreck picks Baker back up, and takes him over to the table. He positions him for a Powerbomb, and lifts him up, but Baker is able to counter it and hits a huge DDT, causing Wreck to break the table instead! He quickly pins, flinging his arm over Wreck...
One!
Two!
NO!
Shannan Lerch: How does Wreck do it!?
Kyle Steel: I don't know, that was an amazing reversal by Baker though.
Both men lay on the outside, panting, but otherwise not moving. Both men begin standing at the same time, and exchanged a few fists. Baker is able to kick Wreck in the gut, and positions him for the Xero. Wreck, however, is able to grab the sledgehammer from before and clock Baker in the head with it before he can hit the move! Baker goes down, and Wreck falls on top of him. The ref makes the count.
One..
Two..
NO!
Shannan Lerch: Yet another kickout!
Both men lay exhausted, again. Wreck slowly stirs, standing up, and grabs his sledgehammer again. He raises it above his head, and is about to smash it down on Baker, but Baker rolls away in the knick of time and quickly hops up. Wreck turns around and is met with a kick to the gut followed by Baker hitting The Xero! Baker pins, hooking the leg...
One.
Two.
Three.
Kyle Steel: Baker's done it!
The ref hands Baker the Hardcore Title, and Baker holds it up before collapsing. He then attempts to stand and makes his way to the back. As Wreck stands up, the audience gives him a standing ovation and claps.
Kyle Steel: It was a close match, coulda gone either way. Bravo to Wreck.
Wreck walks to the back as well.
The Friday the 13th theme plays and The Hacker and The Creeper walk out slowly. They walk to the ring.
"Somebody hit the lights...."
As the music whirs, two spotlights cycle through the audience, coming to rest on the stage as Gayfather dances out. He dances down to the ring, conversing with the crowd. Rainbow Brite walks down to the ring to join him. They go into the ring together, her holding the ropes down for him, as he does a Stacy Kiebler like entrance. She shakes her head and watches as he plays to the crowd.
Kyle Steel: I don't know about Gayfather's chances here, let's see.
The Squad goes right on the attack, pummeling Gayfather with everything they have. They back up, and let Gayfather stand up.. and then hit him with a Linked Clothesline, followed by a Linked Elbow Drop. The ref soon tries to get order, and makes Hacker leave the ring, leaving Gayfather and Creeper in. Creeper stomps away at Gayfather, and then hits a Leg Drop. He pins. One.. two... Rainbow Brite puts Gayfather's leg on the rope.
Shannan Lerch: We might have had a winner, maybe, if it wasn't for Rainbow Brite.
Creeper stands up and yells at Rainbow Brite to mind her own business, but Gayfather has time to get up and as Creeper turns around Gayfather hits a Sky High Facebuster into pin.
Kyle Steel: Gayfather may have it!
One... two... Hacker is in the ring and breaks it up. He then goes back to his corner. Creeper gets up and tags Hacker anyway. Hacker runs into the ring and runs at Gayfather but Gayfather hits a Drop Toehold. Hacker drops down and hits the ropes, and rests on them. Gayfather runs to one side of the ring, bounces off the ropes, then jumps onto Hacker. Hacker stumbles up and Gayfather then grabs his head, runs to the turnbuckle, jumps up, and goes for a Tornado DDT... Hacker is able to capture him and hits a Northern Suplex Bridge Pin. The ref counts.. one, two... Gayfather kicks out.
Shannan Lerch: Gayfather was doing excellent for a little while, but that was an amazing reversal.
Hacker kicks Gayfather a few times, and then begins climbing the turnbuckle. He flies down with a Diving Headbutt, and then tags in Creeper. Creeper jumps into the ring and both men beginning kicking at Gayfather. Creeper climbs the turnbuckle and Hacker hits a Bodyslam before leaving the ring. Creeper then flies off with a Moonsault into pin! The ref counts once more... one, two.... no, Gayfather kicks out, again!
Kyle Steel: Gayfather is very determined to win this match, good for him!
Creeper picks Gayfather up, and Gayfather starts fighting back. He then dances around Creeper three times, dives between his legs, leapfrogs over his back, spins around him, then jumps and flicks him in the eye!
Shannan Lerch: The Most Ridiculous Move In Sports Entertainment!
Kyle Steel: Don't underestimate it; getting poked in the eye hurts.
Creeper is visibly pissed, and goes for a big Clothesline. Gayfather ducks it, gets behind Creeper, and hits the Sodomizer!!
Shannan Lerch: Gayfather has it!! Gayfather can win!!
Gayfather pins Creeper! One... two... NO! Hacker is in the ring to break it up! Hacker picks Gayfather up and slams him down. He then hits a Leg Drop, followed by an elbow drop...
Kyle Steel: He's going for the Hack Attack!
But on the Big Splash Pin, Gayfather is able to roll away and gets to his feet. Hacker stumbles up and Gayfather runs at him and hits a Shining Wizard. Creeper is back up by now, and Gayfather hits a Dragonscrew Legwhip before locking in the Nutcracker. Within seconds, Creeper taps out.
Shannan Lerch: Gayfather survives!
Kyle Steel: Who knows though, things may be different at Till Death Do Us Part...
Gayfather rolls out of the ring and heads to the back. Rainbow Brite follows. As he's prancing up the aisle, Burn Out and Razor run out from the back, and Clothesline him and Rainbow Brite down! They then start stomping on him over and over and over.
Shannan Lerch: Gayfather may have won, but the Headhunters are getting the last laugh...
The Monster Squad members soon join the Dreadnoks, and they all beat down Gayfather and Rainbow Brite. Creeper and Hacker pick her up, and hit a Monster Bomb on the aisle!!
Kyle Steel: NO!!
They Headhunters are about to head to the back, but all of a sudden Back to the Mad hits and Neo bursts out from the back! He Spears Creeper down, followed by Hacker, followed by Razor, and finally hits the Hating You! on Burn Out!
Shannan Lerch: It's Neo!! He's here to help his tag partner Gayfather!
Kyle Steel: Maybe he just has the hots for Rainbow Brite. And, really, who wouldn't?
Shannan Lerch: Well, Gayfather...
Neo picks Rainbow Brite up and begins carrying her to the back. Gayfather slowly stands up and follows.
Kyle Steel: Neo still has to compete later tonight, but hopefully Rainbow Brite gets the help she needs. I don't believe the Headhunters did that...
Better Than You by Metallica plays, and Seth Lerch walks out with the General Manager of Slam following behind him. The two men walk to the ring confidently, ignoring the booing audience. They roll in, and Seth grabs a mic.
Seth Lerch: Tonight, tonight, tonight... We will see a new World Champion crowned. My friend Davey here thinks it's gonna be Trent Hunter. Personally, I was thinking Neo, but I guess we'll see later tonight. Regardless, whomever does win, they'll become the WCF World Heavyweight Champion. You have to understand... that means a lot to me and Mr. Ortega, here.
Davey nods.
Seth Lerch: All three of these men came from practically nowhere, besides Neo, but even he was an unlikely victor from the start. The problem is that I need to know whoever wins this match can carry WCF on his shoulders. I need to know that whomever holds that Title is capable of holding it, I need to know he can represent WCF. And quite frankly, I'm not sure about these guys. First of all, Neo is definitly NOT what I want representing my company. He used to be a Nazi for Christ's sake! X-Rated and Trent Hunter are both talented, but they're so fresh here in WCF... I'm not sure about it, I'm not sure.
Ortega takes the mic.
Davey Ortega: That's why at Till Death Do Us Part, Steve Carr will take on the winner in a World Title match!
Lerch takes the mic back.
Seth Lerch: Sorry, man, I respect you and all.. but I don't know if I like that match. Trent Hunter beat Carr already. I need to know who should truely face for that World Title... which brings me to my next point. The "new generation" versus the "old generation"... Some of you may think a big war is coming. Some of you may think that the old generation of WCF stars is going to strike back at the new generation... You're wrong. The old generation is dead. Who is left? Hellz Angel and Steve Carr. Logan is managing some woman who no one cares about. But fine, everyone wants New Generation vs Old Generation? At Till Death Do Us Part... Hellz Angel is going to take on Steve Carr. The winner will go on to face the World Champion later in the night, be it Hunter, X, or Neo.
Kyle Steel: That's not fair.. either Hellz or Carr will have to wrestle twice in one night. He'll be tired, and the current Champ would have a clear advantage.
Shannan Lerch: Shush. Everything my brother does is fair.
Davey Ortega: Carr, you're going to be forced out of WCF for good. I'm going to make damn sure of it. I don't really like having to wait until Till Death Do Us Part for that to happen... and hell, maybe I won't.
Kyle Steel: What does he mean by that?
Before that question can be answered, the lights go out. KoRn's Dead Bodies Everywhere plays, and Creeping Death steps out onto the entranceway.
Creeping Death: Hold on, boys! Did you just say Steve Carr and Hellz Angel are all that's left of the old generation? You're forgetting a little thorn in your side by the name of Creeping Death. You just can't get rid of me.
Lerch sighs to himself, shaking his head. He looks at Ortega, and Ortega nods.
Davey Ortega: Didn't you get the fax? As of Monday morning, January 26th... your contract is no longer valid. You suffered injuries in the Euthanasia match that will put you out of action for months. And your contract states that WCF has the right to release you from your contract due to inability to work. You're gone, Creeping Death. You're gone for good. This has been too long in the making.
Creeping Death: What!? You can't-
Security comes out, and escorts Creeping Death to the back. Lerch and Ortega snicker to each other.
Davey Ortega: See you later, loser. Wait, no, I won't see you later! You're never coming back! Haha.
The crowd boos as Ortega drops the mic. He and Lerch leave the ring and exit to the back as "Better Than You" plays again.
The arena goes pitch black before Harvester of Sorrow by Metallica hits. The first run goes off, and on the last power chord of the run an explosion goes off. The lights come up to a dim shot with a spot light on Dake. The smoke gives it a greyer look and more dark. He strokes his beard and starts to walk to the ring. He walks up the stairs and enters the ring, then walks over to the far ropes and leans on them.
The lights dim, and a man wearing a black suit appears on the jumbotron. He begins speaking.
Spinning complacently in the darkness
Smoke begins to billow from stage as "Solitaire Unraveling" by Mushroomhead begins to play. Mike Bradley emerges from the curtain wearing silver pants with "MMB" printed at the bottom of both legs and elbow pads. He throws his arms up in the air and spins around as a series of pyros go off down the ramp. He walks to the ring.
Shannan Lerch: An impressive entrance if there ever was one.
The ref raises the TV Title in the air, and the bell rings. Bradley and DK (No, not Donkey Kong) circle each other, and then tie up. Bradley gets the advantage and hits a Snapmare into Sleeper. Ken quickly gets out of the move, switches behind Bradley, and hits a Sweep Kick. Bradley goes down and DK starts stomping on him. Bradley rolls out of the ring.
Kyle Steel: The Magnificent One not doing so magnificent.
Dake Ken runs and goes for a Baseball Slide, but Bradley gets out of the way in time and then pulls Ken out of the ring. Bradley smashes his head into the guardrail a few times before hitting a Spinning Wheel Kick, sending Ken down to the ground. He picks Ken up quickly, rolls him into the ring, and then pins, hooking the leg. One... two... No, Dake Ken kicks out.
Shannan Lerch: Close.
Kyle Steel: Not really, it was just as close as every other two count always is.
Shannan Lerch: Well, yeah, but... shut up.
Bradley picks DK up and goes behind him, and attempts a German Suplex. DK flips over and lands on his feet, and hits a devastating T-Bone Suplex! Dake Ken then stomps viciously at Bradley. DK drops to the ground and hits a few punches to Bradley's head, until the ref forces him to stop. Ken runs to the farthest corner from Bradley, and waits as he begins to stand. Once he's up, Ken runs at him and goes for the Bitch Kick, but Bradley ducks it! Ken's leg goes up over the top rope, and he's sent strattling it. Bradley shakes the rope a bit, and Ken is obviously in great pain.
Kyle Steel: Ouch. I hate to see that happening to a man.
Shannan Lerch: Haha, I don't. I love it!
Bradley then jumps to the top rope and hits a Single Leg Kick, sending Ken back to the outside. Bradley runs to one side of a ring, then back to the other, and hits a Suicide Plancha onto Dake Ken! Both of the men are sent sprawling on the floor, and they rest, motionless.
Kyle Steel: I think that may have took as much out of Bradley as it did Dake Ken.
Bradley is the first up, and he rolls into the ring. The ref almost counts DK out, but he is up and able to roll back into the ring at nine. Bradley continues his assault, stomping at DK immediately after he enters the ring. Bradley grabs Ken's leg and locks in the Suppressed Torment.
Shannan Lerch: That's one of his best moves! We may have a TV Champion!
Dake Ken screams out, trying his best not to tap. He crawls towards the ropes, trying valiantly to grab them.. and eventually he does! Bradley is forced to release the hold, but goes right back on attack. He picks DK up and grapples him, switches behind, and goes for a German Suplex. DK flips over, Bradley turns around, and DK catches him and hits the Ride the Lightning! Ken quickly pins, hooking the leg...
Kyle Steel: We may have a TV Champion, again!
One... two... three!
Shannan Lerch: Dake Ken wins!
The ref awards Dake Ken the Television Title, and he stands up and holds it high above his head. He rolls out of the ring and slaps a few fans hands as he walks to the back.
We get a break from all the action. Torture is walking down the hallway drinking some water. He turns the corner, and stops.
Seth Lerch: Hey, Torture!
Torture: Hi.
Seth Lerch: Now, last week, you had one hell of a match with nine other participants. I respect that. And you're always giving your 110%, whether you win or lose.
Torture: Well..
Seth immediately cuts him off.
Seth Lerch: No, listen, tonight in your tag match you have Steve Carr and Hellz Angel. Well those are WCF Icons, so just do your best. Good luck, and tell Death I said hi.
Torture seems a bit confused.
Torture: Ok boss, um, I'll talk to ya later..
Seth Lerch: Yeah, oh, and good luck next week as well.
Torture begins to walk and then stops. He turns around and walks up to Mr. Lerch.
Torture: Next week?
Seth Lerch: Yeah, tonight, we're crowning a new WCF World Champion... so I thought, next week, right here on Sunday Slam, the World Champion's first title defense is against... TORTURE!
You can hear crowds beginning to cheer and chant 'Torture!' 'Torture!'.
Torture: Wow, thanks Seth.
Seth Lerch: Don't mention it.
The scene cuts back to Kyle Steel and Shannan Lerch.
Kyle Steel: WOW.
Shannan Lerch: Yeah, WOW, next week, Torture vs the World Champion!
Kyle Steel: Did I just notice Seth going soft?
Shannan Lerch: He's always been soft, you just never saw it till now.
Kyle Steel: Yeah. Right. Something has changed, and I don't know if I like it...

The sound of a single tap dancer comes over the speakers.
"So we can rock it day and night...."
A drum and cymbals join the single dancer over the speakers.
"People getting down that's right...."
A few more dancers can be heard.
"From AM to PM"

Covered and blinded by a blanket of little lives
False security has lulled the madness of this world into a slumber
Wake up!
An eye is upon you, staring straight down and keenly through
Seeing all that you are and everything that you will never be.
Yes, an eye is upon you, an eye ready to blink.
So face forward, with arms wide open and mind reeling.
Your future has arrived...
Are you ready to go?