Sunday Slam Intro
Electra vs Catherine
Torture Segment
Bobby Dole vs Death vs Mike Bradley vs Defman
Gayfather Segment
Tag Titles: Dake Ken/X Rated vs Neo/Gayfather
Bobby Dole/Catherine/Logan Segment
Wreck vs Hellz Angel vs David Baker
World Title: Torture vs Trent Hunter
Immortal by Adema plays, as usual, and Sunday Slam opens up with a capacity crowd roaring. We see signs such as "Catherine: SHUT UP.. and take it off!", "X Rated Used To Do Porno", "Baker: Go To HELLz!", "TORTURE IS SO DAMN GOING TO BE CHAMP!". We go to the announcers.
Kyle Steel: Welcome to Slam. I'm Kyle Steel, here with Shannan Lerch, and as usual we have a great show for you tonight.
Shannan Lerch: We have a World Title match between Torture and Trent Hunter. It's Trent's first defense, we'll see what he has.
Kyle Steel: I'm still not so sure why Seth gave Torture the match. Seth was really friendly and everything... I'm sure he has something up his sleeve.
Shannan Lerch: Why are you so sure? Can't he just be nice once in a while?
Kyle Steel: No, Shannan, he can't. We also have a hardcore match between the Hardcore Champion, David Baker, and Wreck and Hellz Angel.
Shannan Lerch: Wreck vs Baker was brutal last week, but adding Hellz Angel to the equation? I'm scared.
Kyle Steel: We'll have a Tag Team Title match with the team of Dake Ken and X Rated taking on Neo and Gayfather. They attacked Neo last week, and I'm sure Neo's still a little angry about it.
Shannan Lerch: We'll find out a number one contender for the Television Title, when Bobby Dole, Death, Mike Bradley, and Defman compete in a match. That's a good one, I have to say, filled with a lot of talent. One of those men will go on to face Dake Ken.
Kyle Steel: I have to say, I hope it's Defman. He deserves it.
Shannan Lerch: All of the men in that match do, it's just a matter of who deserves it the most. And our opening match is... ugh.... I'll let you tell them, Kyle.
Kyle Steel: A BRA AND PANTIES MATCH!! Catherine will take on Electra. Mmm... this is going to be hot.
"Going Under" by Evanescence hits and Electra runs out. She runs to the ring, acting all crazy.
"Like A Pimp" by David Banner hits. Catherine walks out from backstage, and walks down the ramp blowing kisses to the cheering crowd. Catherine slides into the ring, under and bottom rope and gives nothing but smiles to her fans as the music cuts.
Kyle Steel: I've been waiting years for a bra and panties match here in WCF... and here we are, finally. And man, are these two ladies fine.
Shannan Lerch: Let's just try to appreciate their athleticism. And besides, I don't think X Rated or Logan would like you oogling their women.
Catherine and Electra approach each other, and Catherine goes to tie up. Electra responds by kicking her in the gut, end hitting a few stiff kicks.
Kyle Steel: Catherine is only a rookie, Electra is trained. Catherine is at a big disadvantage.
Electra hits several kicks, one after another, and then waits for Catherine to get to her feet. She does, and Electra swings and hits a big Bitch Slap!! Catherine goes back down to the mat.
Shannan Lerch: Ouch. I've been hit with a few of those in my life, and it's no fun.
Electra starts trying to pull Catherine's tanktop off, but Catherine quickly rolls away before she can. Catherine hops up and Electra runs at her. Catherine hits an Arm Whip Takedown and then applies an Armbar.
Kyle Steel: Kind of not effective in this match, but she's getting in some offense at least.
Electra is soon able to kip up and hits a Dropkick, sending Catherine back down to the mat. Electra kicks her a few times and again goes for the top, trying to get it off. And again, Catherine is able to move away before she can.
Kyle Steel: Damnit, I want some T&A!!
Electra picks Catherine up and goes for another Bitch Slap but Catherine ducks it, kicks Electra and hits a Jump Swinging DDT! Catherine then quickly pulls Electra's skirt off!
Shannan Lerch: Ugh...
Kyle Steel: WHOOHOO!!
Electra gets up angrily and starts pounding away at Catherine, furiously. Electra then rips Catherine's shirt off as well!
Kyle Steel: I'm in heaven.
Shannan Lerch: Too bad you're never actually going to touch a woman, eh, Kyle?
Electra grabs Catherine's pants and tries to take them off as well, but Catherine kicks her away. Catherine hops up and ducks a Clothesline by Electra, and hits a Reverse DDT. She picks Electra up and whips her to the ropes, but then Electra ducks it and goes to hit a Hurricanrana. Catherine reverses it into a Powerbomb, getting into the position where she'd normally pin. Instead she goes to rip off Electra's top!
Kyle Steel: YES!
But no, Electra is able to roll over before the top comes off. Both women get up, Catherine goes to throw Electra into the ropes, Electra is able to pull Catherine in and hits the X-Plicit!
Shannan Lerch: X Rated must be a good teacher.
Electra quickly pulls off Catherine's pants, and the bell rings.
Kyle Steel: WE ALL WIN!!
Electra rolls out of the ring and heads to the back as Catherine parades around the ring unhappy about her loss.
Hank Brown is standing next to the number one contender for the WCF World Title, Torture.
Hank Brown: Torture...
The crowd cheers.
Hank Brown: Tonight, you have the chance you wanted here in the WCF. One World Title Shot. What ya thinkin, bro?
Torture: Well Hank, its not always about Titles, being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections. As true as that sounds, I'm not sure what im thinking.
Hank Brown: Torture, the last two weeks have been some tough battles. Trent Hunter and the World Championship are the last stepping stone in front of you, you got any strategy for this main event?
Torture: Hank, no, I don't have strategy, I just have to play with the cards I get. I have been noticing Trent can last long in matches, so maybe ending it early might be the way to go.
Hank Brown: Well Kyle and Shannan, back to you.
We're about to go back to the arena, but suddenly Hellz Angel runs out of nowhere and hits Torture with a baseball bat! Torture falls to the ground, and Hellz Angel hits him a few more times. Hellz then grabs a mic from Hank.
Hellz Angel: This fool thinks he beat me last week in that damn tag match!? No, not a chance in HELL! Torture, good luck against Hunter later tonight. I hope you win, because quite frankly, I'd be glad to kick your ass for the Title at Till Death Do Us Part. Until then, you're just a LOSER!
Hellz Angel walks away, and Torture slowly begins getting to his feet. We go back to the arena.
The Pledge of Allegiance Theme plays, and Bobby Dole makes his way from the back. He walks down the ramp throwing his arms into the air in the old fashioned "Bob Dole pose".
"Fuel" by MetallicA hits while green and yellow pyro lights up the stage. Death emerges from the back with yellow and green lights flashing throughout the arena. He gets to the base of the ring, steps up, climbs the outside of a turnbuckle, and throws his arms out as pyro goes off on the stage.
The lights dim, and a man wearing a black suit appears on the jumbotron. He begins speaking.
Spinning complacently in the darkness
Smoke begins to billow from stage as "Solitaire Unraveling" by Mushroomhead begins to play. Mike Bradley emerges from the curtain wearing silver pants with "MMB" printed at the bottom of both legs and elbow pads. He throws his arms up in the air and spins around as a series of pyros go off down the ramp. He walks to the ring.
The voices, the voices, the voices, the VOICES!!
The voices, they take control,
The voices, destroy your soul,
The voices, they kill us all,
The voices, why wont they fall?
THE VOICES!!!
The arena goes black and a light neon blue shines at the top of the ramp. It grows into a series of explosions, and the lights come back on. Defman is seen at the top of the ramp, murmering to himself. He starts walking down to the ring, with his head down. He jumps onto the apron, and steps over the ropes.
Kyle Steel: One of these men will face Dake Ken at Till Death Do Us Part for the Television Title.
Shannan Lerch: The question... who is it going to be?
Death starts by running at an unexpecting Mike Bradley and Clotheslining him over the top rope. Both men spill outside. Defman takes this opportunity to attack Dole, slamming him down and then kicking away.
Kyle Steel: Did you know that Bobby Dole won the democratic caucaus in Philadelphia?
Shannan Lerch: ...What?! Do you even know what a democrat is!?
Kyle Steel: It sounds like a brand of crackers.
Back in the ring, Defman is still pounding away at Baker. Death rolls back into the ring and approaches Defman from behind and locks in the Cobra Clutch. Defman struggles, trying to get out of it, and he's eventually able to. He turns around to Death, who attempts a Clothesline, he ducks it and then kicks Death in the gut and delivers a Double Arm DDT. Defman pins, hooking the leg... One, two... Bradley is back in the ring, and breaks it up.
Shannan Lerch: Defman may have had it, it's magnificent thing that Bradley was there.
Dole attacks Bradley from behind, and sends a few forearms across his back. Dole then turns him around and goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Bradley slips out of it and lands behind him, and executes a German Suplex. Dole is somehow able to land on his feet, and goes for a big right hand as Bradley turns around. Bradley ducks it, kicks Dole, Dole catches his foot, and Bradley hits an Enziguri Kick. He grabs Dole's legs and stomps them a few times, and then locks in the Figure Four Leglock.
Kyle Steel: Is he going to give up!?
Death has climbed onto the top rope, waiting for the perfect time to make his move. Meanwhile, Defman has gotten up and notices. Defman quickly punches Death a few times and then climbs up, and hits a Superplex. Death is sent into Bradley, who ends up releasing the Figure Four before Dole can tap. Defman then picks Dole up and locks in a Bearhug. Dole again tries not to give up, but is slowly getting the life sucked out of him.
Shannan Lerch: Dole can't last much longer, two big submission holds in a row!
Eventually Dole is able to get his arms up enough to poke Defman in the eyes. Defman releases the Bearhug and stumbles back. Dole hits an Atomic Drop before kicking him in the gut and hitting a big DDT.
Kyle Steel: Devastating combo of moves there, wow.
Dole pins Defman. One... two... No, Death has broken it up. Death picks Dole up and hits a few hard jabs to the stomach, and then throws him out of the ring. Death approaches Defman, but gets rolled up from behind by Bradley! The ref counts, one! Two! No! Death kicks out in an instant. Both men stand up and run at each other, Death ducks a Clothesline by Bradley, runs to the ropes, back to Bradley, and Lariats him down. Death then picks him up and hits a devastating Sitout Powerbomb into pin!
Shannan Lerch: Death may have it!
One!
Two!
No! Defman is there to break it up! Defman picks Death up, but Death breaks away from him. The two stare each other down.
Kyle Steel: Two powerhouses, fighting for a shot at the TV Title.
They approach each other, cautiously, and tie up. Defman gets the advantage and hits a Snapmare, and then locks Death in a Sleeperhold.
Shannan Lerch: Somewhat unusual of Defman, but I think he realizes that Death may have him outpowered. Good strategy.
Death struggles valiantly, but it appears to be to no avail. The ref holds Death's hand up, and it falls. He holds it up a second time, and again, it falls. He goes for a third... and this time, Death keeps it up. He starts standing up, and once he's up enough he elbows Defman in the gut and hits a Fireman Carry Roll Slam. Death picks up Bobby Dole, who has rollen back into the ring, and then slams him back into the mat. Death then begins climbing the turnbuckle, slowly.
Kyle Steel: He's running out of energy, but I think he wants to end this match.
Defman, however, is up as well. He doesn't notice Death on the turnbuckle, and instead grabs Bradley's leg and applies another Figure Four.
Shannan Lerch: Dole was stuck in the Figure Four earlier, he's going to tap relatively early!
Death sees Defman, and quickly finishes climbing to the top rope. He flies off, and hits the Deathstar on Dole, pinning him! The ref drops to count, as Defman keeps the Figure Four applied...
One...
Defman yanks the leg...
Two...
Defman continues the hold...
Three, and simultaneously Dole taps out to Defman's Figure Four.
Kyle Steel: Hm.. what's that I smell? Oh. Controversy.
The bell rings, and both Defman and Death stand up, thinking they've won. The ref is about to raise one hand, but then realizes what happened. Death and Defman argue for a bit, until Wherever I May Roam hits. Davey Ortega walks out.
Davey Ortega: Great, what in the hell happened? I swear, things around here can't go two seconds without getting complicated. However, I have an easy solution. At the next Slam, to find out the ultimate winner, we're going to have Death vs Defman. There MUST be a winner in that match. And he will go on to face Dake Ken for the Television Title. Thank you.
Ortega leaves, and Death and Defman continue arguing as we go to the next segment.
Hank Brown is walking through the stadium's halls with
a camera trailing behind.
Hank Brown: He's not in his locker room and he's not
in the lobby. Not in the Boiler Room! Not on the
roof!.......Where is the Tag-Title Champion?!
Cameraman: ....."the?"....."Champion" as-in
singular?.....Aren't there two of them, Mr. Brown?
Hank Brown: Well....technically, yes, there
is.....but, I wanted to talk to Neo about his
intentions for his title defense.
Gayfather: I can tell you mine!
Hank Brown: Hey, Gayfather. Dake Ken and X-rated
have already declared that they will win this match
along with the Tag-Team Titles. The viewers might
want to know your exact thoughts on this.
Gayfather: Well, if they want to know what I think,
they should ask me, themselves!
Hank looks at the camera with a confused look upon his
face.
Hank Brown: That's why I'm here.......What's wrong?
You usually seem in such a bright and chipper mood
and.....uh, gay!
Gayfather: Not today! Not this week! I'm
very......I'm.....insulted! Yeah, that's what I am.
What Dake and X are doing is a really big mistake and
they should be ashamed of themselves!
Hank Brown: Wow! This is a whole new side of you!
Does this finally mean you're gonna go all out and
pull out all the stops?
Gayfather: You bet I am!
Hank Brown: You hear that Dake? You hear that
X-rated? Gayfather is sick and tired of being called
a "fruit!"
Gayfather: If I called him a "spatula," that doesn't
mean I could use him to scrape eggs off the bottom of
my pan so I could cook the other side. "Fruit?" I'm
sorry, Hank. But, If Dake wants to peel off my
clothes and eat me like a banana, he should go to the
grocery store for that!
Gayfather laughs for a considerable amount of time as
the camera man thinks "They do 'that' there?"
Hank Brown: In fairness, I guess that's a
comeback.....(Why does he speak?)
Gayfather: Besides, they have no choice but to lose
this title defense!
Hank Brown: Uh, why's that?
Gayfather: Because this belt was a Christmas present
given to me from Old Saint Nick! Santa promised I'd
be a Tag-Team Champion!
Hank Brown: Yeah, but he didn't say for how long.....
Gayfather: .......He wouldn't lie! He-He would NEVER
be so cruel!
Hank Brown: But, he DID say you'd win the
titles....He never said you'd keep them.....
Gayfather: How could you?! You just insulted a great
power by calling him a liar! Feel my rage!
Gayfather tries to apply what looks like a cross
between an abdominal stretch and a half-nelson. Hank
looks frightened for about four seconds and then looks
at the camera dumbfounded.
Gayfather: Take it back! Take it back! Say "Uncle!"
Say "Uncle!"
Hank Brown: ......oooooooo....this
is-....uncomfortable...
Gayfather lets go with a triumphant look on his face.
Gayfather: HA! Dake? X-Rated? Be lucky I won't use
this brutal submission on you this day! Just count
your losses as a tag-team after you both understand
that this title was meant to be mine!
Gayfather walks away as the scene fades out.
The arena goes pitch black before Harvester of Sorrow by Metallica hits. The first run goes off, and on the last power chord of the run an explosion goes off. The lights come up to a dim shot with a spot light on Dake Ken and X Rated. The smoke gives it a grayer look and more dark. He stands there with X. He looks at him, strokes his beard, and starts to walk to the ring. The two men walk up the stairs and enter the ring. Dake Ken then walks over to the far ropes and leans on them while X Rated yells at the crowd.
As the intro to Back to Mad builds up, the lights dim and the words Muk Shnel (German for "Move quickly") appear on the big screen with "Heil the new Reich" and "Scum will be purged." Neo and Gayfather appear from the main curtain. Neo runs at top speed toward the ring, and Gayfather and Rainbow Brite follow.
Shannan Lerch: This will be a close match, for sure.
Kyle Steel: Yep, it's been talked about all week. These are amazing competitors... uh, even Gayfather, sometimes. Kind of.
X Rated and Neo start the match off. They approach each other and tie up. Neo gets the advantage and Bodyslams X Rated to the mat. X Rated gets right up to his feet and hits a Dropkick, sending Neo back a few steps. He then hits a Hard Clothesline, sending Neo to the mat. X mounts and punches him several times, until the ref is able to break it up. Both men get to their feet. X Rated attempts another Clothesline, but Neo ducks it and then kicks him in the gut and hits an Implant DDT. Neo makes the pin. One... two... and Dake Ken is in the ring to break the count up.
Shannan Lerch: The Television Champion is no slouch. He'd love to be the TV and Tag Champ at the same time.
Dake Ken picks Neo up and quickly hits the Total Elimination meneuver with X Rated before going back out to his corner.
Kyle Steel: They're working good as a team. They've been friends for a while, and know each others offense and the like... and they are great singles competitors at the same time. A deadly combination.
X pins Neo, hooking the leg. One.. two... and Neo is able to kick out.
Shannan Lerch: As illustrated last week by his match with Trent and X, Neo is able to kick out of almost anything. It's not easy to keep him down.
Kyle Steel: Unlike you, who will go down for anybody.
X picks Neo up and puts him in a headlock. He then tags in Dake Ken. Dake climbs to the top rope and then jumps down, hitting an elbow on Neo's back. He then stomps away at Neo mercilessly.
Shannan Lerch: Interesting trivia on Dake Ken: A man working with THQ, a video game company, saw him wrestling in an indy promotion years ago and was so impressed he decided to use his name for a character in WCW Revenge.
Kyle Steel: I love that game!
Shannan Lerch: I just hope we don't have Maya Inca Boy, Dr. Frank, or Ming Chee interfering in this match any time soon. But if you don't know what I'm talking about you're probably confused as hell so we'll get back to calling the match now.
Dake Ken continues his attack on Neo, but Neo is soon able to begin to pull himself to his feet, using the ropes. DK pushes Neo into the turnbuckle, steps back a few, and goes to run into him.. but Neo is able to get his foot up, hitting DK in the chest. Neo then hits a Running Bulldog before tagging Gayfather in. Gayfather gets in, hesitantly, and stomps Dake Ken a few times.
Kyle Steel: Gayfather seems rather intimidated, being in the ring with the Television Champ.
Gayfather waits for DK to begin to get up, and then hits the Shining Wizard. He pins, hooking the leg, as Rainbow Brite tries to distract X. X isn't buying it, and is into the ring fast enough to kick Gayfather off at the 2 count. X and DK pick Gayfather up and get ready for another double team move, but Neo hits a Diving Clothesline to X before they can. Neo then picks X up, punches him a few times, and Clotheslines him into the ropes. Both men fly over the top and spill to the outside.
Shannan Lerch: Only the legal men, Gayfather and Dake Ken, in the ring now.
Both men rise to their feet, and begin trading fists. Dake Ken gets the upper hand and then goes for a Superkick, Gayfather ducks it, goes for a big right hand, Dake avoids that and then hits a T Bone Suplex! Gayfather lands hard on the mat. Dake Ken applies a Sleeperhold. Rainbow Brite claps and stomps and various other things to get the fans to rally behind Gayfather, which they quickly do. They clap, and Gayfather eventually begins standing up, much to Dake Ken's dismay. Once Gayfather is standing enough to do so, he jabs Dake Ken in the ribs a few times, and then runs to the ropes. Dake Ken grabs him as he's coming back and hits a Belly to Belly Suplex, ending his momentum. He then tags X Rated back in.
Kyle Steel: Gayfather needs to make the tag to Neo.
X Rated gets in and starts cockily kicking Gayfather around, and the fans boo. He slaps Gayfather's face a few times, and then picks him up and executes a Dragon Suplex. Neo gets in the ring but the ref yells at him to get out. While Neo and the ref argue, Dake Ken gets into the ring and he and X stomp away at Gayfather. Dake Ken picks him up and holds him while X punches him in the gut a few times. DK then leaves the ring, and Neo finally gets back to the apron and the ref goes back to paying attention to the match. X cockily pins Gayfather, hooking the leg.
One...
Two...
Neo gets into the ring anyway, kicking X off of Gayfather. X stands up and Neo quickly hits the Hating You! He then rolls under the rope, back to his apron, yelling to Gayfather to pin or tag. Gayfather doesn't seem tobe able to hear, as both he and X are resting on the mat, not moving. The ref begins the ten count... and on five, Gayfather is nearly close enough to tag Neo. He's about to... but X grabs his leg, pulling him away! Gayfather kicks X away, and then makes the hot tag! The fans erupt as Neo enters the ring with ahead of steam. He clotheslines X down once, X gets up, gets Clotheslined down again, X gets up again, gets Clothesline down again, gets right back up, runs at Neo, and runs right into a Judo Hip Throw! Neo gets up on X and punches him in the face several times.
Shannan Lerch: Neo's on fire!
Neo runs at Dake Ken and knocks him off the apron. He then waits for X to stand up and hits the Hating You!! He hooks the leg, and pins!
Kyle Steel: It's over!
One!
Two!
Three!
Shannan Lerch: You were right, for once!
The bell rings, and Neo rolls out of the ring and collapses. Gayfather hops down, and he and Rainbow Brite pick him up and help him to the back, Tag Team Titles over their shoulders. Dake Ken and X are still in the ring, livid, telling the ref that they should have won.
Kyle Steel: This was an incredible match, really could have gone either way. Congratulations to both teams. I certainly have to believe that the team of DKX deserves another shot down the line.
Shannan Lerch: DKX?
Kyle Steel: I think that's what I'll call Dake Ken and X. DKX is pretty catchy, I think.
"DKX" eventually roll out of the ring and begin heading to the back.
We go backstage, to find none other than Bobby Dole standing in front of Catherine's locker room with roses in his hand. Catherine opens the door, as we get a cheer from the crowd inside the arena.
Catherine: What do YOU want?
Bobby Dole: I just wanted to tell you Catherine, that I'm sorry.
Bobby Dole hands Catherine the roses.
Catherine: You kn-
Logan comes out of no where, shooting down the hall way and knocking Bobby Dole down with a closed fist.
Catherine: Haha!
Catherine throws the roses down on Bobby, as they both begin kicking him down on the ground.
Logan: You know baby, I never thought...
Stomp, stomp.
Logan: I'd be beating up people with my wife.
Catherine smiles, before sending another boot to Bobby's head.
Catherine: It's not like he didn't deserve it.
Logan: I'll be right back.
Logan walks inside the locker room as Catherine keeps kicking Dole. Logan soon comes back out with a chair, and slides Dole's leg in it.
Logan: You know baby, if we jump on this chair.. it'd probably break his leg somehow.
Catherine and Logan both smile at each other, they both jump up and come down landing on the chair. Bobby screams in pain as they both stand on the chair kissing.
Covered and blinded by a blanket of little lives
False security has lulled the madness of this world into a slumber
Wake up!
An eye is upon you, staring straight down and keenly through
Seeing all that you are and everything that you will never be.
Yes, an eye is upon you, an eye ready to blink.
So face forward, with arms wide open and mind reeling.
Your future has arrived...
Are you ready to go?
