Sunday Slam Intro
Triple I vs Burn Out
Seth Lerch/Logan Segment
Bishop/Priest vs Portalcide
Neo/Gayfather/Seth Lerch Segment
Jason Tilley vs Wreck
Death vs Defman
Logan Invitational Match
The Elite vs Hellz Angel/Neo/Gayfather
Immortal by Adema blasts over the speakers, and Sunday Slam is on the air. We pan around the arena to see all of the various signs... "Wecome Back, Bishop and Priest", "Jason Tilley Sounds Silly", "Death Fears Def", and "l33t Sux0rz". We go to the announcers.
Kyle Steel: Kyle Steel here, and I'm with Shannan Lerch. We have a huge night tonight, fans.
Shannan Lerch: That's right. The Elite are all teaming up, together, to take on the team of Hellz Angel and the Tag Team Champions, Neo and Gayfather.
Kyle Steel: That's an odd team, if I do say so myself. But they all hate Trent Hunter, and perhaps that common thread will pull them together.
Shannan Lerch: Speaking of The Elite, Dake Ken is the TV Champ. We'll find out who will challenge him for that belt at Till Death Do Us Part, when Death takes on Defman. The winner gets the shot at DK.
Kyle Steel: Those two had a stalemate on the last Slam, let's see what happens this week.
Shannan Lerch: And.. sigh.. we'll see if Logan is coming back to WCF or not. Seth has declared that if Logan doesn't wrestle in his Logan Invitational match... he's not coming back.
Kyle Steel: We don't even know who Logan is going to face though, I wonder.
Shannnan Lerch: Guess we'll have to wait and see. We also have a match between the two contenders for the Hardcore Title, Jason Tilley and Wreck. They both challenge for the Title at Till Death Do Us Part, when David Baker is added into the fray.
Kyle Steel: Bishop and Priest, former Tag Team Champions, are making their return tonight. They're taking on a rookie team named Portalcide. We haven't seen much from Bishop or Priest in a while, and we don't know what to expect from Portalcide.. this should be a good one.
Shannan Lerch: The Ultimate Wrestling Federation, owned by former WCF World Champ Gravedigger, recently shut down. One of their former superstars, Triple I, has migrated to the WCF. He's going to be facing Burn Out. We'll see what he has to offer.
Kyle Steel: And I believe that match is up next!
Don't You Wish You Were Me by Chris Jericho plays and Triple I comes out to a shower of sparks and taunts at the crowd. He walks to the ring.
The sound of a motorcycle revving up is heard. Burn Out comes out on a motorcycle, goes around the ring, gets off the bike and climbs in.
The men approach each other, and Burn Out starts pummeling Triple I. He Headbutts him down and follows up with a Leg Drop. He covers for the pin... one, two.. no, Triple I kicks out. Burn Out picks III up and goes to throw him to the ropes, but Triple I reverses it, sending B.O. to the ropes instead. Burn Out ducks a Clothesline, Triple I turns around, and Burn Out hits the Outcast Blast!
Kyle Steel: It may be over before it even really started.
Burn Out pins, and one.. two.. three. He gets the win!
Shannan Lerch: Welcome to the WCF, Triple I.
Burn Out rolls out of the ring and heads to the back.
We go backstage to find Logan wearing his old wrestling gear, jumping up and down, drenched in water.
Kyle Steel: We haven't seen Logan in wrestling gear in a while.
Logan stomps jumping up and down to slowly turn his head up, meeting the eyes of Seth Lerch.
Seth Lerch: Good luck, Logan.
Logan looks down at Seth's hand, and slaps it away.
Logan: Good luck? Whoa, down na simma Mrs. Lerch.. don't you ever wish me luck.
Seth Lerch: It's Mr. Ler-
Logan: SHUT UP!
We hear the crowd in the arena cheering, to Logan's old catch phrase.
Shannan Lerch: That lame quote will never get old.
Logan and Seth Lerch go face to face, nose to nose, feet to feet, glaring holes in one another.
Logan: I don't care who boudle you got planned to take me down, either way.. we both know, there ain't NOBODY in WCF that can beat The Face of Treachery.
Seth Lerch: It's not who you can beat, it's who you WON'T beat.
Logan steps back a bit, looking confused.
Logan: Your penis?
Seth Lerch looks down real quick, then looks back up to Logan.. blushing a bit.
Logan: I'm not going touch that hideous thing, and why don't you try zipping up next time you come and confront a WCF Legend.
Seth Lerch: Cut the crap Logan, you know what I mean.
Logan: No Seth, I don't.
Seth Lerch: I don't want you to beat my penis...
Logan: You don't?
Seth Lerch: No-
Logan: You don't? Good. SHUT UP! Hurry up boudle, I don't have all day.. what piece of new blood trash on that WCF roster do you have me facing.
Seth Lerch: Catherine.
Seth Lerch winks, before leaving Logan by himself. Logan looks down a bit, making a hard swallow as we go back to ring side.
The sound of drums is heard as Bishop and Priest come out. The arena gets very dark and a single light follows them to the ring.
Ya'll Want A Single? by KoRn plays, and the team of Allen 'Portal' Bartsche and James Suicide comes out, collectively known as Portalcide. They walk to the ring.
Kyle Steel: Let's go!
Bishop and Portal start the match. They approach each other and lock up. Bishop gets the advantage early on and hits a Drop Toehold before punching him in the head a few times. Portal is able to work his way back up and knees Bishop in the stomach before hitting a Snap Suplex. Portal stands up, stomps Bishop a bit, and then tags in James Suicide. Suicide hops over the top rope and hits a Springboard Bodysplash into pin. The ref drops to count. One, two,thre-
Shannan Lerch: That was almost over before it started, but Priest was there to break it up.
Kyle Steel: That's what good tag team wrestling is all about!
Suicide is about to tag Portal back in, but Bishop rolls him up from behind quickly The ref counts again, one, two, thre - no, almost, Suicide is up in time. Suicide gets up and goes to clothesline Bishop but he ducks it and hits a devastating Powerbomb! He then tags in Priest.
Shannan Lerch: Uh oh, here comes Priest.
Kyle Steel: Where have I heard that before? Oh, wait...
Priest gets in and applies an Armbar. Suicide won't tap.
Shannan Lerch: Perhaps he should have gone for the pin instead of a submission.
Priest gets up once he realizes that Suicide isn't going to give up, and starts stomping away at the arm. Suicide is soon able to roll away and stands up. Priest runs at him but Suicide hits a Spineacide! He then tags Portal in. Portal stomps Priest a few times before picking him up and hitting a Fisherman's Buster into pin. The ref drops to count.
Kyle Steel: This could be it.
One.. two.. no. Portal rolls out of the ring and stands on the apron as Priest begins to stand. He goes for a Springboard Missile Dropkick, but Priest is able to dive out of the way and tag in Bishop. Bishop picks Portal up and hits The Sermon, and then pins. Priest, meanwhile, keeps Suicide from interfering.
One...
Two...
Three.
Shannan Lerch: Bishop and Priest win their return match!
Bishop and Priest get their arms raised before rolling out of the ring and heading to the back.
Neo, Gayfather, and Rainbow Brite are backstage chatting.
Neo: I'm looking forward to tonight's match, Gayfather... we need to show The Elite who the bosses are. Us.
Gayfather: We'll dominate... I love dominating men.
Neo: Uhh.. yeah.. But seriously, I want to get my hands on Trent Hunter, and kick his ass. I should be World Champion... not him.
Gayfather: Yeah man. And you know, I think it's kind of stupid how Seth suspended Torture last week. He was so damn cool..
At that very moment, Seth had been walking by. He approaches the trio.
Seth Lerch: What was that, Gayfather? Did I hear you call me stupid?
Gayfather: N.. n.. No sir...
Rainbow Brite steps up to defend Gayfather.
Rainbow Brite: Yeah, Lerch, he did! Because you ARE stupid, and it was stupid to suspend Torture!
Seth Lerch: That's it! You two smartasses are suspended too! Hell, no, wait.. You're both FIRED! SECURITY!
Security comes up quickly, and takes Rainbow Brite and Gayfather away. Rainbow Brite fights and screams to the best of her ability, but they can't get away. Lerch turns to Neo.
Seth Lerch: Looks like you'll be fighting in a Handicapped match tonight, just you and Hellz Angel. You can find someone to team with you for the PPV if you want, but I don't know who the hell would team with a loser like you.
Lerch walks away, laughing, while Neo looks pissed off.
“Smack my bitch up...” The fans scream at Jason Tilley
as makes his way out from behind the curtain. Behind
him, he carries various tools of the hardcore world.
He makes it to the ring as several fans toss cups at
him. One of the security guards tosses a cup at him,
also. Jason looks shocked for a second, but then,
continues into the ring. He settles himself in the
corner as his music fades out. After a couple of
seconds, “Smells like Teen Spirit” echoes throughout
the arena. The crowd cheers on Wreck as He makes his
way out from the back. He shows appreciation to some
fans on his way to the ring. Before he can get to it,
Jason comes charging up and closelines Wreck. He
begins to pummel him with a kendo stick from his cart.
Wreck tackles him to the ground. The face of Jason
gets demolished as Wreck assaults him. Wreck lifts
Jason Tilley up and rolls him into the ring. As Wreck
makes his way in, the bell rings.
Shannan Lerch: I guess that means it’s begun.
Kyle Steel: Let’s hope it a wholesome, clean match... yeah right. Here’s Jason with the first offensive maneuver in this match...
Jason gets Wreck in a headlock. To reverse, Wreck
whips Jason into the ropes. he comes back with
authority, however, as he tackles Wreck hard to the
mat. He begins to trash his face, but the referee
manages to pull him off. Wreck makes his way up. Jason
goes to grapple, but Wreck gives a left to the ribs of
Jason. Jason spins around holding his side. Then,
Wreck explodes with a german suplex to Tilley.
Kyle Steel: Exciting start to this match.
Shannan Lerch: I think they want to take each other out
before David is involved.
Kyle Steel: Nice strategy by these to hardcore
wrestlers. Not something you would normally see from
two like that.
Shannan Lerch: Let’s get back to the action...
Wreck holds Jason by the hair, but he smacks his arm
away. Wreck tries to irish whip Tilley, but he spins
him around and kicks him in the gut. To continue, he
grabs Wreck’s neck and DDTs his skull into the mat.
Quickly, Tilley elbow drops to the back of Wreck’s
spine. He rolls over in pain. Jason continues to pound
on the spine of Wreck.
Shannan Lerch: This might be apart of the strategy of
the newcomer, Jason Tilley. It says on his spread
sheet that he likes to perform the Camel Clutch.
Kyle Steel: He’s here to prove that he’s no jobber.
Time and time again have we seen great hardcore
wrestlers go down because of their lack of wits. Jason
was prepared for that...
The referee pulls Tilley back so Wreck can get up. He
holds his back as Jason walks over to him. Jason kicks
him in the mid-section, with arms raised, he sets
Wreck up for a powerbomb.
Kyle Steel: If Jason succeeds in this, it will
obliterate Wreck’s back, maybe even ruining his
career.
Jason lifts Wreck up. Using Jason’s own momentum
against him, Wreck forces Jason backwards and lends on
his face. Wreck pops back up. He lifts Jason up. Then,
he sets Jason up for a powerbomb.
Shannan Lerch: I guess this is revenge for the pain
Jason is trying to cause.
This time, Wreck plants Jason’s back into the mat. He
lays on the ground catching his breath as Wreck stands
back gloating to the fans. Finally, Jason gets up. He
runs towards Wreck, but Wreck ducks and whips Jason
towards the turnbuckle. Wreck used so much force that
Jason bounces out of the turnbuckle towards Wreck,
again. Wreck shrugs and runs at Jason. He closelines
him so hard the he flips over instead of landing on
his back. Wreck, then, elbow drops into Jason’s spine
that he previously wounded with that forceful
powerbomb.
Kyle Steel: I guess he came with a game plan as well.
He rolls over Jason and pins...
Referee: 1...2...3.
No. The referee holds up two fingers and points to
Jason’s leg. It is propped upon the bottom rope.
Shannan Lerch: So close to a victory for Wreck...
Frustrated Wreck stomps on Tilley. Slowly, Tilley gets
up. He bulldogs Wreck as he is turned around. Slowly,
he makes his way to the turnbuckle. He is about to
leap upon Wreck’s poor body. ‘Proven’ blasts through
the PA system.
Kyle Steel: What's this?
Shannan Lerch: I'll give you one guess...
Jason hops down and readies himself for
Baker to come charging out from the curtain. Wreck
gets up, as well. He drops Jason’s head onto the mat
with a reverse DDT as David runs in from the crowd. He
spears Wreck to the mat and beats his face in. The
referee motions for the bell, but David throws him out
of the ring. From behind, Jason closelines David down.
Jason beats on Baker for a bit, but doesn’t see Wreck
who is behind him with a chair. He turns and,
expectantly, Wreck smashes the chair over Tilley’s
head. Tilley hits the ground.
Kyle Steel: This is turning into carnage. Wreck already
won by disqualification.
David Baker gets up and superkicks the chair into
Wreck’s face. The champ pulls in the whole cart full
of weapons. They litter about the ring. He pulls up a
kendo stick and begins to pummel Wreck’s already
assaulted back. Tilley makes his way up. Baker goes to
smack his head off with the kendo stick, but he ducks
and gives David some chin music with his right fist.
Baker drops as Wreck runs at Tilley. They exchange
wild fists. David gets up and swings a trash can at
Wreck, he ducks and David gets Tilley. Wreck kicks
David in the gut and whip him into Tilley who goes
into the turnbuckle. David falls back as Wreck
dropkicks the can more onto the face of Tilley. A same
army of officials come charging into the ring to carry
out these out of hand wrestlers. David is up with his
good ole kendo stick, and Wreck has his sledge. They
start to take out the officials one by one, but before
they accomplish this, the ring clears. Jason is out
like a light still sitting in the corner. David and
Wreck back to the middle of the ring and bump into
each other. They turn swinging as Baker explodes the
stick over Wreck’s head. At the same moment, Wreck
smashes David’s face with the hammer. Shannan shrieks
in horror.
Kyle Steel-We need an ambulance, now!
They both burst open and hit the mat. All of the men
sit in the ring bleeding as emts come out with three
stretchers.
Shannan Lerch: I hope they are okay...
"Fuel" by MetallicA hits while green and yellow pyro lights up the stage. Death emerges from the back with yellow and green lights flashing throughout the arena. He gets to the base of the ring, steps up, climbs the outside of a turnbuckle throws his arms out and has pyro go off on the stage at the same time.
The voices, the voices, the voices, the VOICES!!
The voices, they take control,
THE VOICES!!!
The arena goes black and a light neon blue shines at the top of the ramp. It grows into a series of explosions, and the lights come back on. Defman is seen at the top of the ramp, murmering to himself. He starts walking down to the ring, with his head down. He jumps onto the apron, and steps over the ropes.
Kyle Steel: Both of these men have a valid claim to the Television Title. Only one of them can get the shot.
Death and Defman approach each other, and stare each other down. They soon start exchanging blows, and Defman ends it by kicking Death in the gut and hitting a quick Pumphandle Slam.
Shannan Lerch: Deathman.. er.. Defman... getting the advantage there. This match is going to be confusing as hell to call, stupid names.
Kyle Steel: However, due to Death's size, it looked like Def couldn't hit that move to the full extent of it's potential.
Defman lays the boots to Death for a bit, and Death crawls into a corner. Defman backs up and runs at him, but Death is able to get up fully and get his leg up, causing Defman to run right into it. Death then throws Defman into the ropes and as he's coming back, picks him up and hits a Body Press Slam. Defman hits the mat hard, and Death quickly makes the pin.
One!
Two!
No!
Shannan Lerch: Defman doesn't get pinned that easily.
Death picks Defman up and picks him up in a Stalling Suplex. He keeps Defman up for several seconds, and then as he's going to go down, Defman somehow manages to move his body so that he lands on top of Death, in a pinfall situation. The ref drops to count again!
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Kyle Steel: Close. Good reveral by Defman.
Death throws Defman off and both men quickly get to their feet. Defman runs at Death but gets hit with a huge Powerslam. Death then begins climbing the top rope. Once he's there, he signals for the Deathstar.
Shannan Lerch: An amazing move, coming up!
He goes to jump off the top, but Defman rolls over. Death had the foresight to not actually jump, to see if Defman was faking. Immediately after Defman had moved Death flies off the top and hits an Elbow Drop on him. Death picks Def up and throws him to the ropes again, but this time Defman counters with an amazing Spear! He then picks Death up and follows up with a Double Arm DDT! He quickly pins.
ONE!
TWO!
Kyle Steel: Defman with the advantage all of a sudden, he could have it!
No! Death kicks out! Defman climbs to the ropes, and he's about to go for the Big Reverse Elbow. Death gets up before he's able to fly off, though, and dives onto the ropes. Defman falls and hits his groin on the turnbuckle. Death climbs up with him.. and steadily gets him into the Fireman's Carry posititon.. and flies off with a Super Chaos Breaker! He then drapes his arm over Defman, and the ref counts once again.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Shannan Lerch: Death wins the Television Title shot!
Fuel plays as Death rises and raises his arms into the air. He rolls out of the ring and heads to the back.
The voices, destroy your soul,
The voices, they kill us all,
The voices, why wont they fall?