Saturday Slam Intro
Mace and Jax Promo
Hardcore Title: Brad Aikman vs Cyrus
Creeping Death vs The Monster Squad/Road Rage
Logan and Spider Promo
Spider vs Captain Kill vs Slasher vs Dragula
TV Title: Matthew Steele vs Joltman
Logan Promo
Hellz Angel Promo
Hellz Angel/??? vs Mace/Jax
T.O.T. Promo
Gravedigger vs Dark Arts Wizard
Lords of Destruction plays over the speakers as the camera pans around the arena. After the pyrotechnics has gone off, we go to the announcer booth. Zach Davis sits there alone, without Shannan.
Zach Davis: Hello there WCF fans, and welcome to another edition of Slam. We're getting closer and closer to Blast, and tonight should be an exciting one. However, my commentating partner, Shannan Lerch, isn't here. I'm not sure where she is, but-
Anger Rising by Jerry Cantrell plays, and Seth Lerch walks out, with Shannan. He leads her to the announcer's booth himself, and as she sits down he nods and then walks to the back again.
Zach Davis: What was that about?
Shannan Lerch: Seth wasn't exactly happy about Logan hitting on me and all last week, so he decided to personally escort me out here himself.
Zach Davis: Speaking of Logan, last week we saw the reformation of the Team of Treachery. As far as I know it's just Logan and Epic, but they'll probably be recruiting tonight. Who else will be joining?
Shannan Lerch: Who knows. Neither Logan nor Epic have matches tonight.
Zach Davis: However, we do have the in-ring debut of Creeping Death, in a handicapped match against three opponents! Wow.. I hope he's as good as he used to be, because otherwise, quite frankly, he's screwed.
Shannan Lerch: And we'll see Hellz Angel and a mystery partner facing Mace and Jax, a team that has been on quite a roll lately. Who could his partner be?
Zach Davis: I have no idea, he doesn't exactly have that many friends. But the big match, the one everyone's been waiting for.. Dark Arts Wizard taking on Gravedigger. That will be a bloodbath. I'm not sure if they're really going to "get it out of their systems", but we will see one entertaining match at least.
Shannan Lerch: And Cyrus has put a hell of a lot of money on the line in his Hardcore Title defense against Brad Aikman.. that's coming up next. Fifty thousand dollars to last three minutes, a hundred thousand for five minutes, and a whopping million if he wins. Here we go!
Zach Davis: Hold on a second, I've just been givin word we're going to go backstage with Mace and Jax.
Scene Opens with Mace And jax chillen in their room.
Mace: He Here yet?
Jax: Couldn't tell yah?
Mace: He better be coming sooner then later.
Jax: Mace, I don't know why your are tripping. You know he goes on his own schedule, he downright near being crazy when it comes to that.
Mace: That it true, but the fool gives off a creepy vibe any way.
Jax: Sho do, but no doubt that as soon as he gets here thing will be off the chain.
Mace That's for damn sure.
Jam walks into the room both men stand up think that it is the man they have been waiting for.
Jax: N****, you best knock before you enter. Who do you think you are Javon?
Mace: Jax, you know he's the G.Killah!
They both Laugh.
Jam: Glad you two think that's funny.
Mace: its cool, we were just f'n with yah But on the real, thanks for getting our back these last few weeks.
Jam Don't be getting your hopes up, i was only doing that because of the cheap shot artist HA.
Mace: That's straight with me, but dont forget blood is thicker in water, you dont still have your panties in a bunch over that anarchy days.
Jam I dont forget what you've done, No! Save it Mace, I wont be alone this time , i got my back up coming.
Jax: Who Steel, Yeah we know bout him, you forgot back in the ATL he rolled with us.
Mace: yea Yea, we know, just be careful of that mean streak, I know you are the G.Killah and all, but that is one Giant i dont think you can kill, Steel is a big boy.
A woman runs in the room..............
Woman: He's here!
Mace: Thanks, well we got business to tend too late.
We go back to the announcing booth.
Zach Davis: I wonder what Mace and Jax are up to.. Or, hell, what Jam is up to?
Shannan Lerch: I don't know, but NOW it's time for the Hardcore Title match!
Brad Aikman walks down to the ring being followed by Chelsea. Brad rolls in the ring and climbs on the far turnbuckle throwing his arms straight up while Chelsea bends over through the middle rope giving the crowd a "nice shot" of her posterior.
Last Resort hits and the crowd goes estatic with excitement. They know when Cyrus comes out usually something is going to happen. He appears just as pyrotechnics que him in. He raises an arm and lowers it as the crowd rises. Cyrus walks down the ramp towards the ring. He's holding a suitcase.
Zach Davis: That suitcase probably has A LOT of money in it, in case he needs to pay Aikman. It's probably not a good idea to bring it to ringside.
Cyrus walks to the side and runs up the stairs. He climbs up the turnbuckle and raises and arm. He climbs over and walks in the middle of the ring. he stands in the middle of the ring and tosses his coat to a ring-side attendant. He hops around to loosen up for the carnage that is about to appear in this ring.
Cyrus wastes no time attacking Aikman, throwing forearms across his back.
Zach Davis: Cyrus wants to get this match over with as fast as possible, obviously.
Shannan Lerch: I think that might cause him to make some mistakes.. let's see.
After a few shots across his back, Cyrus whips Aikman into the ropes and follows up with a Powerslam. Aikman is sent into the mat, and the Cyrus pins. 1, 2, no, he kicks out. Cyrus then picks him up and throws him out of the ring, and goes out after him. He goes to throw him into the guardrail, but Aikman reverses it and sends Cyrus into it instead. Aikman then grabs a chair from ringside and hits him with it. Cyrus goes down to the ground, keeping himself up on one knee. Aikman runs back a few steps and then hits a Shining Wizard! Cyrus goes down and Aikman picks him up and gets him in position for a Tiger Suplex, but Cyrus fights out of it and grabs him by the throat. He tosses Aikman into the turnbuckle post. Aikman goes down and Cyrus stomps on him for a few seconds before pinning him. The ref drops down to count, but Brad kicks out at 2.
Zach Davis: He's just made it past three minutes, Cyrus owes some money.
Cyrus picks Brad up and rolls him into the ring, and then grabs his suitcase he brought to the ring earlier.
Shannan Lerch: Cyrus is a class act, he's going to give Aikman the money already.
Instead, Cyrus starts hitting Brad with it! Aikman appears to be in a lot of pain with every blow, and after about five shots, Cyrus opens it. It's filled with bricks! He laughs and sets it aside, and goes to pin Aikman again.
Zach Davis: Well, that was a cheap trick. Cyrus came prepared.
One, two.. No! Aikman manages to kick out! Cyrus stands up, wondering what he can do next. He throws Aikman into the turnbuckle and starts kicking him in the gut, and then lifts him up for a Superplex. Aikman punches him in the side a few times and pushes him down, and then hits a Moonsault into pin. 1.. 2.. Cyrus kicks out as well. Both men lay on the mat for a few, but Aikman is the first up. He helps Cyrus all the way to his feet and goes to punch him, but Cyrus ducks and Chokeslams Aikman to the mat. He quickly pins... but Aikman once again manages to get his shoulder up.
Shannan Lerch: Well.. he owes an even larger sum of money, because we've just gone over five minutes.
Cyrus picks Aikman up again but Aikman punches him down. Aikman then climbs the turnbuckle and signals for the Axe Handle, but Cyrus gets up quickly, grabs him and hits the Total Carnage! He pins, and retains the Title.
Zach Davis: Although Cyrus ended up winning, he owes a hundred thousand dollars... That's a lot of money.
Shannan Lerch: Oh well, he has it. WCF pays the wrestlers a lot.
Zach Davis: What!? I was told they barely make anything.. then why am I working for minimum wage!?
Shannan Lerch: Because you suck.
Zach Davis: ...sigh...
Cyrus is handed his Title from the ref, but out of nowhere Madd Dogg enters and hits him with the 90 Degree Stunner! Cyrus is laid out cold on the mat, and Dogg steals the Title and holds it up into the air.
Zach Davis: We know Madd Dogg gets a Hardcore Title shot at Blast, but was this neccesary!?
Shannan Lerch: Neccesary, no, but it sure has sent a message to Cyrus I'm sure...
Dogg throws the Title down at Cyrus and walks out, happy with himself.
The lights slowly fade to black. The JumboTron shows shots of a big wooden cross wrapped in barbed wire in the middle of a thunderstorm. While the cross is shown, the churchy music plays. "Payback" comes on through the organ music. As soon as the heavy part of "Payback" kicks in, the lights come back on, and Creeping Death emerges from the back, with Kristen Volz by his side holding a kendo stick. They slowly walk down to the ring, Creeping Death with a black hoodie on, with the hood over his head, and his head down, Kristen wearing a black baby doll tank top with "Flaw" on the front in white letters, and the same baggy black nylon pants Creeping Death wears. As they reach the ring, Kristen takes the steps, and Creeping Death climbs up to the apron, and jumps over the top rope into the ring. Inside, Creeping Death takes off the hoodie and hands it to Kristen.
Zach Davis: He still has the Television Title that he stole from Steele last week.. and I think Steele has been looking for him all night.
The theme music to Friday the 13th plays, and the team of The Hacker, The Creeper, and Road Rage enter, accompanied by Zandar. They run to the ring and all start kicking at Creeping Death at the same time as the bell rings.
Shannan Lerch: I still have to question how smart Creeping Death was to take this match... It's frickin three guys!
As the three men kick at the now fallen CD, Steele runs into the arena. He pays no attention to Creeping Death, but looks around the ring, and finally notices the Television Title sitting on the steel steps. He grabs it, and runs back out of the arena.
Zach Davis: He didn't even bother attacking Creeping Death, it's hopeless for him to win anyhow.
Creeper picks up CD, and CD starts to fight back! He punches Creeper and throws him out of the ring, turns to Hacker and Road Rage and hits a Double DDT! He quickly pins Hacker but he kicks out at 2. Creeper gets back into the ring and sends forearms across his back, but he turns around and hits the Blizzard of Ozz!! White mist is sprayed all over Creeper's face.
Zach Davis: That must bring back some memories for you, eh, Shannan?
Shannan Lerch: Wha- ...oh, the white mist to the face.. DAMN YOU!
Creeper rolls back out of the ring, and Creeping Death jumps to the top rope and hits a Bodysplash on both Hacker and Road Rage. He picks Hacker up and throws him to the corner, and follows up with the Frayed Ends of Sanity!! He then throws Hacker out of the ring as well.
Zach Davis: He's doing surprisingly well.. Creeper was blinded and Hacker is probably out, all he has to deal with now is Road Rage.
Road Rage is up by now and spins Creeping Death around and Headbutts him. CD falls to the ground. Road Rage picks him back up and attempts the Rager Edge but Creeping Death behind him, spins him around and hits the For Whom The Bell Tolls!! He pins, and 1.. 2.. 3 ! Creeping Death has won!
Zach Davis: How rare.
Creeping Death rolls out of the ring and goes to look for the TV Title, but Matthew Steele is shown on the Jumbotron, wearing it around his waist. CD runs angrily to the back, presumeably intending to go after Steele, with Kristen following closely behind.
We find Logan backstage walking around in a hall way. He notices the camera turning his attention to the camera man.
Logan: Oh, hey I've been looking for your boudle ass. Now I've been wrestling for years and years.. I've seen it all and done it all. That's why I want to put my knowledge of whooping ass Treachery style and pass it on to someone else.
Logan looks up at the ceiling.
Logan: You can come out now.
The camera man looks up seeing Spider with plunges stuck to his hands and knees stuck to the wall.
Spider: I'm stuck!
Spider struggles to break himself free and ends up falling down in the hall way. Logan looks down at him shaking his head and sighing.
Logan: Well here he is.. ladies and gentlemen.
Spider jumps up to his feet standing beside Logan.
Spider: What's up boudles!
Logan: Ah..
Spider: My name is Spider! It is? It isn't?! SHUT UP!
Logan: That's enough.
Logan steps in front of Spider.
Logan: Anyhow, I'm going be managing this kid and that's all you need to know for now.
Logan and Spider walk down the hall way talking to one another as the scene switches back to ring side.
Spider makes his way to the ring wit a look of determination, looking at the crowd as he slowly walks down to the ring.
Rocket-like pyrotechnics fire from the entryway in a "X", then "Child of the Wild West" plays and Captain Kill jumps through the entryway and stands in front of it. The pyrotechnics continue as he runs to the ring, slides under the bottom rope, then jumps to one top of one turnbuckle does that "Raise the Roof" thing with his arms.
The lights go dim as "Enter Sandman" begins to play. Slasher runs out with Wreck at his side. Slasher has a baseball bat that says "Manhattan Playa's" on it. Slasher enters the ring as Wreck stays ringside.
The lights go out and all of a sudden and "Symphony of Destruction" hits. The fans erupt as it plays. It plays for about 30 seconds showing clips on the Jibbatron of Dragula beating numerous of people. A ring of fire then appears on the stage and Dragula rises up from below in the middle of it ala Gangrel. He then heads down to the ring.
Zach Davis: We haven't heard much of anything from these men besides Slasher, let's see how they do in the ring.
Each man stands in his respective corner, and the bell rings. All of a sudden Spider, Captain Kill, and Dragula run at each other but end up running INTO each other. All three men go down, apparently knocked out.
Shannan Lerch: Well.. crap. That's not good.
Slasher looks around, shrugs, and pins Dragula. 1, 2, 3. Slasher wins!
Zach Davis: Worst. Match. Ever.
Slasher raises his arms in the air, and Wreck comes in and celebrates as well. Suddenly, from behind, Bishop and Priest enter the ring. Bishop spins Wreck around and kicks him in the stomach, then hits a Powerbomb twice in a row. Priest puts Slasher on his shoulder and Powerslams him. The two men raise their arms in the air as the crowd cheers a bit, although they're confused.
Bishop: You want to know why we did that? These fools think they're the best tag team in the WCF, but they have another thing coming. At Blast, the match is now Monster Squad vs Manhattan Playas vs Bishop and Priest! We'll show you what tag team wrestling is really about!
The sound of drums plays and Bishop and Priest make their way to the back.
Zach Davis: Wow, they sure made yet another statement here... I can't wait for the match at Blast.
Shannan Lerch: I agree, it looks like it'll be great.
Zach Davis: And now we have a TV Title match coming up!
AC/DC's Hells Bells Begins to play, right after the 4th bell finish the stage explodes in pyros and as the music starts the Joltman walks out onto the stage as the smoke clears. He High fives anyone wearing black gloves on his way to the ring and ingnores anyone else. He traveles all the way around the ring making sure he high fives everyone that has a black glove around the ring, before jumping up on the ring apron, where he wipes his feet before entering the ring and starts testing the ring ropes.
The lights dim and a soft strobe light begins to flash around the arena. "Not Falling" by Mudvayne hits and the strobe lights flash with intensity. As the song picks up, the lights go bright and Matthew Steele stands on the ramp with his arms out to his sides. He looks out over the capacity crowd and makes his way down to the ring.
Zach Davis: He has the Television Title that he stole back from Creeping Death earlier tonight. Good thing, or else this TV Title match wouldn't really work well.
Steele extends his hand to Joltman to start the match, but Joltman attempts to Clothesline Steele down. Steele ducks and hits a German Suplex Bridge Pin! The ref drops to count and 1, 2, no, Joltman kicks out at the last second.
Shannan Lerch: We almost had the quickest match in WCF history.
Steele then stomps at Joltman a few times, and then grabs his legs. He puts him into the Figure Four Leglock. Joltman refuses to submit, and struggles for damn near a minute before he manages to turn Steele over, reversing the pressure. Steele screams and Joltman soon releases the hold, and he follows up with a Russian Legsweep. Joltman kicks at Steele's legs a bit, and then grabs his right, lifts it up, and slams it to the mat. Joltman then applies the Inverted Indian Deathlock Surfboard! Steele screams out some more, in a lot of pain.
Zach Davis: Wow, Joltman is known for that move, and it's pretty painful.. I don't know how Steele has yet to give up.
Steele soon gives up on screaming and stops moving. Joltman releases the hold and raises his arms in the air, thinking he's won, but Steele gets up and Clotheslines Joltman down.
Shannan Lerch: Steele was playing possom, Joltman thought he had passed out.
Zach Davis: Looks like our TV Champ has a lot more fight left in him though.
Steele stomps at Joltman a few times before picking him up and throwing him to the ropes. He follows up by catching Joltman and hitting a Belly to Belly Suplex! Joltman slowly gets up, and as he does Steele grabs him and hits the Steele Driver. He makes the pin. 1. 2. 3.
The camera's open up backstage in Seth Lerch's locker room. Seth Lerch appears to be frustrated sitting at his desk going over paper work.
Seth Lerch: Damn ratings! I hate "I love Lucy"! If they beat us one more time...
Seth Lerch get's interrupted do to Logan busting in his office.
Seth Lerch: What the hell do you want?!
Logan: What do I want? I want a damn match.
Seth Lerch: No way!
Logan: Why not? I've been bringing damn ratings to this show for years and you know it! You just can't cut me off..
Seth Lerch: Eh, your right. But I didn't like the way you were looking at my sister. AH! It's final! Your suspended from wrestling till Blast!
Logan: Eh! So I can't "wrestle" in the ring till Blast is what your saying?
Seth Lerch: Yeah!
Logan smiles.
Logan: That's okay. I think I'm going go watch "I Love Lucy". Want to join me?
Seth Lerch rips up papers on his desk as Logan leaves the office chuckling.
The scene opens and Hellz Angel is seen walking down the hall. Hank Brown comes up to him with a mic.
Hank: Hellz Angel! Can I have a few words?
Hellz Angel: You want a few words? Screw you!! Thats a few words! haha yea yea Hank go ahead. Make it quick though because I have to get ready for my match. It looks like I'm facing those shmucks by myself tonight.
Hank: Well I was just going to ask you if you found a partner for your cage match tonight against Mace and Jax but I guess you didn't. How do you feel about facing them on your own? Nobody escapes from the cage, nobody escapes from Mace and Jax.
Hellz Angel: What do you mean how do I feel? I feel great. I have been waiting to take care of them for a while now. Win or lose tonight, I will get a piece of them, and that will be enough to satisfy my hunger.
Hank: Well Mace is one of the three men you're facing at Blast for the World Title. With Blast just around the corner, do you think tonight match will be a predictament of what might happen at Blast?
Hellz Angel: Hmm... I wouldnt say that. You see, tonight's match is a cage match for me, and everyone knows that when it comes to a big match, Hellz Angel never fails. The match at Blast is just a match for the World Title. There are no special stipulations, its just some title that was around my waist more times then I can count to. What kind of motivation is that to win a match huh? Its a bunch of crap!
Hank: Very well. Thats all the questions I have tonight. Good luck in your match!
Hellz Angel: Yea thanks a lot.
Hellz Angel walks away from Hank and walks into the boiler room. Next to the place where he usually sits down, he sees a paper on the floor. He picks it up and it appears to be a blank check. Its signed but the name is only visible to Hellz Angel. Hellz Angel smiles as the scene fades to black.
Mace as always has the strobe lights flashing and then two spot lights focus in on him and Jax as they make their way to the ring with utmost arrogance.
The lights darken and Rob Halford's piercing voice is heard screaming "Can't... Stop... The... PAINKILLER!" and "Painkiller" hits the speakers. Hellz Angel walks out to a silent crowd as camera flashes go off and cigarette lighters turn on all around the arena. He makes his way down the ramp a bit, then pauses.
Zach Davis: Who will the partner be!?
Scavenger of Human Sorrow plays and Scavenger of Sorrow walks out from the back.
Shannan Lerch: Holy sh..... I thought he was injured?
Zach Davis: I guess it was a set up all along.
Hellz nods as Scavenger walks out aside of him. Hellz is holding two shirts, that he previously held behind his back. He puts one on and gives the other to Scavenger.. It has an }{ on the front and says "Eternal Hawk" on the back. Mace and Jax don't appear to be phased. Scavenger and Hellz run to the ring and attacks Jax as Hellz attacks Mace, and the cage is lowered.
Zach Davis: There is no escape now... This is going to be one hell of a match. The wrestlers involved will be lucky to escape with their lives.
The cage is all the way down now. Hellz slams Mace into it, and he falls to the ground. Hellz then begins stomping mercilessly on Mace. Jax has the upper hand against Scavenger, and hits a Fallaway Slam on him, sending him into the cage. He gets tangled in the ropes. Jax then goes over to Hellz and pounds on him from behind, giving Mace a chance to get up. The two throw forearms across Hellz' back, and then throw him into the ropes. They catch him and hit a Double Chokeslam. Mace begins climbing the cage.
Zach Davis: The way to win this match is for both men from a team to escape the cage. There aren't any doors in a WCF cage, because leaving through a door is for pussies.
Shannan Lerch: Can you say that on TV?
Zach Davis: Of course. I was talking about cats. Cats leave through doors.
Shannan Lerch: Oh.. right.. let's hope our censors fall for that.
Scavenger is up in time, and grabs Mace's leg, pulling him back down into the ring. Jax grabs Scavenger by the throat and is going to Chokeslam him, but Scavenger kicks him in the gut and then hits a Belly to Belly Suplex. Hellz is back up now, as is Mace. Mace turns around and is met with a Superkick from Hellz! Hellz yells at Scavenger to start climbing the cage, and he does. He reaches the top, and climbs down to the outside.
Zach Davis: Well the good news is that Hellz' team has one man out. The bad news, is that INSIDE the ring, Hellz is up against Mace and Jax, alone...
Shannan Lerch: If anyone can do it, it's Hellz Angel.
Hellz begins to climb up too, but Mace and Jax both pull him down and start stomping away at him. They pick him up and Jax holds him from behind, and Mace slaps him with an open hand!
Zach Davis: Wow.. that was uncalled for. Adding insult to injury.
Mace then throws him into the ropes, and Jax follows up and hits the Jax Drop 'Em! Hellz looks like he's out cold, and Jax and Mace both begin climbing the cage, each at different sides. Both reach the top at about the same time, but on the outside, Scavenger climbs up and hits Mace square in the head with a chair! Mace falls back into the ring.
Shannan Lerch: This is a No Disqualification match, but wow, that chair shot looked bad.
Hellz Angel and Mace are the only ones left in the ring, as Jax just dropped down. He runs and grabs Scavenger, and the two brawl all the way to the back. In the ring, Hellz is up first. He picks Mace up and signals that he's going to end it, and puts Mace in position for the Hellz Face. Mace reverses it though, flipping Hellz over his back. He then turns around and goes for the Mace Plow but Hellz gets out of it! After going for their respective finishers and coming up at a stalemate, Hellz puts his arm up for a test of strength, and Mace agrees. They start doing it...
Zach Davis: Normally one of them would just kick the other guy or something, but they actually want to show the other up!
No one gets a clear advantage. Another stalemate. Hellz kicks Mace in the gut and goes for another Hellz Face, and this time hits it! Instead of climbing up the cage, he goes to the top rope and signals for the Angel of Death. Mace slowly stands up, and as Hellz jumps off the top, Mace catches him and hits the Mace Drop! Both men fall to the ground.
Shannan Lerch: They're both beat... I don't know how they're going to get the strength to crawl out.
Amazingly, both men begin to crawl towards opposite sides of the cage. And they both begin climbing.
Zach Davis: I don't think either of them know that the other is concious.
They climb at the same rate, and reach the top at the same time.. And as they do, they notice that the other is also at the top. In desperation, they both jump down to the ground, not wasting any time... And it appears as if they both hit the ground at the same time.
Shannan Lerch: Uh.. who won!?
The ref calls for a slow motion replay. And as we watch it again.. both men really do hit the ground at the same time. The ref calls for the match to be declared a Draw.
Zach Davis: What?! I don't believe this!
Roll With Me by P. Diddy hits, and... Damien Ecks walks out.
Shannan Lerch: What now? I'm so confused.
Ecks just stares at Hellz, who is as confused as anyone, and Hellz stares back. But suddenly a huge man comes out from the audience and Spears Hellz to the ground! Jax runs back into the arena and picks up Mace, and begins taking him to the back, and Ecks goes along with them. None other than Jam walks out next... He meets the man that Speared Hellz, and those two begin walking to the back as well.
Zach Davis: I have no idea what I just saw. I recognize the man that attacked Hellz as being a newcomer named Steel, he isn't even on the roster yet. But what is he doing with Jam? Why did he attack Hellz? And what's the deal with Mace, Jax, and Ecks!?
Shannan Lerch: Hopefully we'll find out next week...
The cage begins rising, preparing for the next match.

