Sunday Slam Intro
H8 Crime
Trent Hunter Segment
Logan vs Sylk Walker
Creeping Death Vs...
Hardcore Match: Defman vs Jason Tilley
Hate/Portalcide Backstage
Hardcore/TV Title: David Baker vs Death vs Torture vs X Rated vs Dake Ken
Bishop/Priest/Pride of the USA vs Portalcide/Monster Squad
Neo vs Hellz Angel

  • Sunday Slam Intro
  • Immortal by Adema blasts of the PA system, and Slam is on the air! We pan around the audience for signs and the like, and then go to the announcers.

    Shannan Lerch: And here we are, the last Slam before Payback. For those of you who are keeping track, this is Slam's 30th show. And we have a huge, huge card.

    Kyle Steel: That's for sure. There's only five matches, but there's like a billion people in each one of them.

    Shannan Lerch: In our main event, the two World Title contenders, Hellz Angel and Neo, go up against each other. These two hate each other almost as much as they hate Trent... this won't be pretty.

    Kyle Steel: And in a huge eight man tag, Bishop and Priest team up with Pride of the USA to take on Portalcide and the Monster Squad. Bishop and Priest will face Portalcide inside a steel cage at Payback, and they get to go at each other one more time before then.

    Shannan Lerch: And in one of our more bizarre matchups, we have the Television AND Hardcore Titles up for grabs. The Hardcore Champion, David Baker, against Death against Torture against X Rated against Dake Ken.

    Kyle Steel: The weird thing is that Death and Torture are teammates, as are X Rated and Dake Ken. I think David Baker is in a bit of a mess here, he has no teammate to fall back on like the other combatants do.

    Shannan Lerch: We have another hardcore match, where Defman faces Jason Tilley. Tilley came close to winning the Hardcore Title earlier, but Defman is one hell of an experienced man, having already won most Titles there are to win here in WCF. It's just good to see Defman competing again.

    Kyle Steel: And in our opening matchup, we'll see Logan against the leader of the Freedom Fighters, Sylk "The Natural" Walker. Logan hasn't exactly been on the losing side of many matchups, so Sylk Walker has to put on a damn good performance.

    Shannan Lerch: Let's see if he's up to the challenge!

    Kyle Steel: Wait.. wait.. I have a word that there is a disturbance in the back. Let's go to that first.

  • H8 Crime
  • Creeper is brawling backstage with WCF newcomer, Hate. The two exchange fists, back and forth, until eventually Hate gets the advantage. He grabs Creeper and hits his finisher, the H8ER Driver! Officials yell at him to leave, and he soon does, proud with himself. We go back to Shannan and Kyle.

    Kyle Steel: What the hell was that?!

    Shannan Lerch: I.. I don't know.. Hate just attacked one of Portalcide's tag partners for later tonight, Creeper. What's going on?

    Kyle Steel: Maybe we'll find out as the night goes on. But now we start the show off with.. The Elite.

  • Trent Hunter Segment
  • The lights go out as "Tip Your Bartender" by Glassjaw blasts over the PA speakers. Right after the quick guitar into, two pyros go off near the entrance ramp. The lights go back on as Trent Hunter, World Title around his waist, walks down to the ring, the rest of ‘The Elite', X-Rated and Dake Ken, follow behind him.. He rolls under the bottom rope, walks over the middle of the ring with both arms up in the air, and does a slow spin for the fans. As Dake, and X also walk into the ring. The crowds boo's almost overpower the music. The three man stand in the middle of the ring, as Trent signals for a microphone. A man outside of the ring throws one, as Trent catches it.

    Shannan Lerch: I don't know what going on here? The Elite isn't supposed to be out here now! Hell Trent doesn't even have a match!

    Trent Hunter: Our Beloved fans! How you guys feeling? You guys having fun watching these peons beat the shit out of each other? I mean Im not wrestling today? So why are you guys still here? What is NASCAR not on? Do they only have repeats of Jerry Springer on?

    The crowd starts to chant ASSHOLE.

    Kyle Steel: He can't talk to the fans like that!

    Trent: Now since you idiots don't get the privilege to watch me beat the shit out of some of these lowers tonight, I've decided that a whole week without Trent is just...well bad for you health. If you don't believe us, just ask your doctor if you losers can afford one. Now even though you guys don't deserve it, I am going to grace this ring, with my greatness once more tonight, when I ref, the Neo, versus Hellz Angel's match. Oh yeah, one more thing. Davey Ortega come down here.

    Wherever I May Roam starts to play as Davey Ortega walks down to the ring with a brief case. He slides the brief case under the ropes, and then follows it and then hands it to Trent.

    Trent Hunter: Now for all the people that think me and ‘The Elite' are just some assholes, and all we do is take, and take. Well this is our chance to give back. I mean seriously, we have almost all the titles in this federation. And frankly it's getting pretty boring. And I feel bad for all the losers out there that have no chance of ever being like us. So me and Davey, and the rest of 'The Elite' came up with our title.

    Trent pulls out the old International Title and raises it in the air. It has "Elite Title" written overtop the "International Title" part.

    Kyle Steel: Can he do that?

    Shannan Lerch: He can anything I guess, he is the champion, and Davey Ortega doesn't seem to mind.

    Trent Hunter: I wanted to call it the "I wanna be like Trent Hunter but I'm too much of a loser to be him, and I'm probably not even good enough to hold his jock strap" Championship, but Davey told me it was too long to put on there. So we settled on the Elite Title. Now I can't decide who is going to fight for the title, frankly because I've already wasted enough of my time thinking about someone besides myself. So I'm going to let Davey decide that. Now hit my music, see you suckas later.

    The lights go out as "Tip Your Bartender" by Glassjaw blasts over the PA speakers. The three Elite members walk back to the enterance as the crowd is shocked about the new title, and the announcement of Trent being the ref later on. Ortega takes the mic.

    Davey Ortega: That's right. As for who will hold this new Title, we will have a Fatal Four Way at Payback. The participants will be Hate, Sylk Walker, Jason Tilley, and Burn Out. See you men then.

    Kyle Steel: What an announcement!

    Davey Ortega: And, wait, there's more! After Payback, we're having a new show. WCF Thursday Nights. We're not doing some lame roster split, but Slam is still going to be where all of the big talent is, I can guarentee you that. I have no idea who the General Manager of Thursday Nights is going to be, so I guess you'll have to tune in to find out!

    Shannan Lerch: Oh wow! A new show! That means one of us gets to announce more, and get paid more! Yay!

    Ortega rolls out of the ring and leaves as Wherever I May Roam plays.

  • Logan vs Sylk Walker
  • Metallica's "The Struggle Within " plays throughout the arena. The audience immediately recognizes Logan's theme and they begin to boo. Logan steps out from behind the black curtains, drenched in water, and slowly walks down the ramp. He flicks off the crowd, talking as much crap to them as he can. Logan rolls into the ring and grabs his crotch, yelling at the crowd.

    Ms. Liberty stands at top of ramp with the American flag. The Natural come running from behind the curtain as red, white and blue pyro goes off. The music blares from the loud speaker. Sylk Walker is bouncing around, and as he gets to Ms. Liberty he gets a kiss on the cheek. He runs to ringside, and once there, he hugs fans and hands out small American flags to those at rinside. Ms. Liberty is now in the ring and holding the flag as Sylk removes his shirt and hands it to a young woman in the front row.

    Kyle Steel: The Natural has the chance of a lifetime here, going up against Logan. Can he capitalize?

    Shannan Lerch: Let's see.

    The two men circle and quickly tie up, but Logan throws him away. Natural gets right to his feet, and runs at Logan, going for a Thrust Kick, but Logan grabs his leg and hits a Dragonscrew Legwhip. Logan then grabs Sylk's leg and stomps it a few times before dropping an elbow on it.

    Kyle Steel: Logan working over The Natural's leg here, softening him up for the LoganShooter.

    Shannan Lerch: He doesn't do the LoganShooter anymore. Didn't you see his new bio up on the WCF website?

    Regardless of what any website says, Logan locks in a Figure Four Leglock, still working on the leg. Sylk screams and thrashes around, and then calms down, trying to get his bearings. Logan keeps the hold locked in... The Natural reaches for a rope, can't grab it.. He instead focuses his attention on trying to roll over, forcing the pressure onto Logan. He's eventually able to do so, and the crowd erupts!

    Kyle Steel: Logan's the one in pain now.

    The hold is broken, and both men hop up semi slowly. Logan runs at Sylk and is met with a Monkeyflip! Logan gets up immediately and runs at Sylk again, and this time gets hit with an Armdrag! Sylk runs to the ropes, bounces off, and hits a Jumping Elbow Drop. He then pins, hooking the leg. One... two.... no, Logan kicks out.

    Shannan Lerch: The Natural getting a nice little burst of offense in there, almost had it.

    Kyle Steel: What an upset we almost had!

    Sylk picks Logan up and throws him into the turnbuckle. He then lifts him up onto the turnbuckle, climbs up with him... and hits a Top Rope Belly to Back Suplex!

    Shannan Lerch: That's his finisher!

    And that's not all. He runs up the turnbuckle and flies off with a Frog Splash!

    Kyle Steel: He calls that The Natural! It's over!

    Right before he hits the move, LOGAN ROLLS AWAY! Sylk's momentum lifts him to his feet, where he's met with a Connector by Logan!! The crowd boos as Logan pins him, hooking the leg.




    Shannan Lerch: Well, that's it, once again. Logan is victorious.

    Logan raises his arms into the air to a chorus of booing. He rolls out and begins heading to the back... when Anger Rising by Jerry Cantrell hits.

    Kyle Steel: Uh oh.. here comes Seth Lerch.

    Lerch walks out, cocky as usual. Logan just stands at the entranceway, hate in his eyes.

    Seth Lerch: Well well well, if Logan hasn't won his newest Logan Vs Jobber match. No offense to you, Sylk, you know. But I'm thinking, Logan, maybe you've proved yourself. You don't belong in these matches anymore.

    Logan nods.

    Seth Lerch: So I'll tell you what I'll do. You deserve a World Title match. The problem is that we already have Hellz Angel vs Neo vs Trent Hunter... but I've decided that at Payback, I'm going to totally scratch that match, and we're going to get Logan vs Trent Hunter FOR THE TITLE!

    The crowd boos the hell out of Lerch, and "ASSHOLE!" chants erupt. Lerch sighs.

    Seth Lerch: Fine, fine... I'll do what the fans want. How about Neo vs Logan vs Trent Hunter?

    The crowd erupts this time, and a few "NEO!" chants spring up.

    Seth Lerch: How about it then, Logan... want your World Title match?

    Lerch stretches out his hand, and Logan just looks at it... and then shakes it.

    Shannan Lerch: I don't believe it... Lerch is actually giving the fans what they want, and Logan is shaking his hand!? This is Bizarro World.

    But out of nowhere, Logan pulls Lerch in and hits the Connector!! Lerch hits the steel ramp hard, and holds his head in pain. Logan is met with huge amounts of booing from the crowd, and takes the mic from Lerch's lifeless hand.

    Logan: You want to be my friend? You want to just come out and give me a Title shot? SHUT UP! I don't care about the Title! SHUT UP! You pushed me down and made me a curtain jerker! SHUT UP! This is personal, boudle! At Payback, it's goin be you and the Face of Treachery, one on one, in a GLASS MATCH! You wanna know what a Glass Match is? SHUT UP! You'll find out at Payback!

    Logan throws the mic onto Lerch, and his music plays as he continues walking to the back. Lerch slowly begins to try to get up, but is helped by paramedics.

  • Creeping Death Vs...
  • In the back, we see Creeping Death searching around with a purpose.

    Creeping Death: Where the hell is it?!

    He continues to look until he runs into a backstage worker. Creeping Death swings the guy into a wall hard, snapping the dude's head against it.

    Creeping Death: Where is Ortega's office?

    Guy: Down the hall and to the left...

    Creeping Death whips the worker into some wooden crates and takes off down the hall. He reaches Ortega's office, and kicks the door in.

    Davey Ortega: Can I help you, Mr. Death?

    Creeping Death: First, it was you firing me. Then you promise to make ever night in WCF my living hell. You did they by trying to cheat for Razor, which would have made me leave town, the one thing you want. And you try to finish me off by booking me against the Freedom Fighters? Come on, they might have meat me, but there's no way they could take me out.

    Davey Ortega: Very true. You're a worthless pile of crap. All you do is sit around and collect WCF's money. I'm sick of it.

    Creeping Death leans over Ortega's desk and gets right in his face.

    Creeping Death: If I've learned one thing from my year in WCF, it is: if you want something done, do it yourself.

    Davey Ortega: Is that a challenge?

    Creeping Death: You're goddamn right its a challenge.

    Davey Ortega: Tell you what. I accept your challenge. And I'll even one up you. I see we didn't book you for tonight's show.

    Creeping Death: Yeah..

    Davey Ortega: Now you are. If you can win tonight, I'll allow you to choose the match we have.

    Creeping Death: Deal.

    Davey Ortega: By the way...your match starts now.

    Creeping Death is attacked from behind as Davey Ortega laughs in the background while standing and walking out the broken door, semi-closing it behind him. The man is tall. Seven feet, at least. He hits Creeping Death in the back, sending him over Ortega's desk, head first into his chair. The man turns to take the door off and we see who it is.

    Shannan Lerch: Oh my God! That's Wyld Kard! He has one match here in WCF against Creeping Death, who was then masked as Dehart, and C.D. took him out!

    Wyld Kard rips the door off, and hits Creeping Death with it. A ref comes into the room as Wyld Kard makes a pin attempt, but Creeping Death kicks out at two. Kard picks Creeping Death up and presses him over his head as he walks out of the room, into the backstage hallway. Kard throws Creeping Death down on the concrete! Kard makes another pin. One...two...kickout!? Kard is furious.

    Kyle Steel: That move was sick. I'm surprised Creeping Death is still breathing.

    Creeping Death crawls over to a wall, and with its help, stands up. Wyld Kard runs ar a dead sprint, and brings the big boot up, only to hit the wall where Creeping Death's head was before he ducked. Kard turns around and gets dropped with a leaping Diamond Cutter! Creeping Death stumbles down the hall with Kard in chase. Creeping Death goes through a set of doors, and out into the parking lot. Wyld Kard comes up on Creeping Death, and is met with punches. Creeping Death backs Wyld Kard into a car, and punches him onto the hood. The two men stand on the hood, trading blows. Wyld Kard kicks Creeping Death in the gut, and picks him up in a powerbomb. Wyld Kard turns and drops Creeping Death on the hood, caving it in, popping a door open, and breaking the windshield! Kard! Kard stands up in shock. He pulls Creeping Death out of the twisted metal and onto the ground. Wyld Kard irish whips Creeping Death into the open door, breaking the door off! Creeping Death crashes and burns with the door.

    Shannan Lerch: Ouchies.

    Wyld Kard picks Creeping Death up, and throws him into the bed of a truck that is parked right next to a semi. Kard walks over to a cart full of chairs, and grabs one. Kard climbs up into the bed of the truck and stomps C.D. Creeping Death gets to a vertical base, and it met with yet another kick in the gut. Kard hooks C.D. in a DDT, but Creeping Death fights out of it. C.D. grabs the chair and hits Kard in the shin with it! Kard hops up and down and catches the chair, only to get it kicked back in his face, Van Daminator style. Kard stumbles back, but doesn't go down. Creeping Death jumps up to the roof of the truck, and spring boards off in a backflip, grabs Kard in a reverse DDT, and drops the back of his head on the tailgate as Creeping Death falls to the ground! Kard's head bounces off the tailgate violently, and he just drops. Creeping Death gets back in and pins. One...two...kickout!

    Kyle Steel: HOW!?

    Amazingly, Kard kicked out. Creeping Death grabs the chair and smashes Kard in the head with it. Creeping Death then leans Kard against the tailgate and places the chair infront of his face. Creeping Death then jumps up to the roof of the truck, and climbs up onto the semi. Creeping Death walks to the front of the semi, and looks down at Kard. C.D. runs and leaps off the semi, flying down to the bed of the truck, and nailing Wyld Kard with a Van Terminator!~!@ Creeping Death! Creeping Death has won! Creeping Death slowly crawls out of the bed of the truck as Hank Brown walks up to C.D.

    Hank Brown: Creeping Death, what match do you choose to partake in as you fight Davey Ortega at Payback?

    Creeping Death: Hank, it sure is going to be an Ironman Table Match.

    Shannan Lerch: Oh my God, Ironman Table?

    Kyle Steel: The Human Horror Show does it again. Next week at Payback, he'll fight General Manager Davey Ortega in an Ironman Tables Match. What will he think of next?

  • Hardcore Match: Defman vs Jason Tilley
  • The arena goes black, a faint neon blue light shines at the top of the ramp, slowly growing as Lies by KoRn begins to play out of the PA. The fans jump into a massive roar of cheers, as the light turns into a series of explosions. The same neon blue light brightens the arena as Defman stands at the top, head down. He lifts his head, as he begins to walk down the ramp. He stops at the base of the ramp, looking over the arena, then leaps onto it, and rolls over the top rope. He goes to the nearest turnbuckle, standing on the second level, and raises his fist into the air, and smiles as the lights return to normal.

    Shannan Lerch: Hm, a new look and entrance for Defman.

    Smack My Bitch Up starts and Jason Tilley comes out pushing a shopping cart, filled with a kendo stick, trash can lid, baseball bat, 2X4 wraped in barbwire, bag of thumb tacks, and a roll of barbwire. He pushes the cart to the ring as fans boo him and throw stuff at him. He slides in the ring and sits in the corner.

    The bell rings and Defman immediatly knees Tilley while he was sitting in the corner. Defman then goes to the cart that Tilly brought in and gets the 2x4 wrapped in barbwire. He slides back into the ring and hits Tilley with it. Tilley screams in pain. This only causes Defman to hit Jason over the head with it. Tilley is now busted open. Defman drops the 2x4 and goes for the pin.



    No! Tilly is able to kickout.

    Kyle Steel: Such violence early on, I wouldn't blame Tilley if he had gotten pinned there.

    Defman raises Tilly up but Tilly is able to hit a Jawbreaker on Defman. Defman stumbles back a bit, surprised. Tilly gets up and runs full force at Defman and knocks him down with a clothesline. Tilly goes out to his cart and throws te Kendo stick, basebll bat, barbed wire, and trach can lid into the ring.

    Shannan Lerch: The tides have turned, looks like Defman is in for the beating now.

    Tilly sides into the ring but Defman is waiting with the 2x4 in hand. He swings full force at Tilly and connects on him hitting the side of his head.

    Kyle Steel: Nope, Shannan, I guess he isn't.

    Tilly falls back, seemingly knocked out. Defman pins.




    Shannan Lerch: There you have it folks.. Defman makes quick work of Jason Tilley.

    Defman raises his arms in the air and heads to the back.

  • Hate/Portalcide Backstage
  • We cut to the backstage. Nine is arguing with Amanda.

    Nine: Come on, bitch.

    Amanda: Hey, You can't have that monster of yours sabotage OUR match! Why take out The Creep?

    Nine: Cause he was there.

    Amanda: This is ridiculous. Guys, hey guys!

    Portal and Suicide walk up from off camera.

    Nine: Oh, now you are in our way, huh? Hate.

    Hate comes running into sight. He clotheslines Portal and Suicide. Hate picks up Suicide and Powerbombs him. Hate turns his attention to Portal and hits the F8TALITY on him. Nine grabs Amanda and forces her to stare at PortalCide.

    Nine: See? See what happens when you get in our way?

    Nine pushes Amanda down. Nine then grabs Hates arm and pulls him away.

    Nine: C'mon hon, we aren't done yet tonight.

    The two walk away.

  • Hardcore/TV Title: Baker vs Death vs Torture vs X Rated vs Dake Ken
  • Proven bursts out of the PA System. "You wanna see me fail???? YOU WON'T GET THE CHANCE! You wanna see me fail? You wanna see me fail???? YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR CHANCE!"

    Pyrotechniqes hit to cue the entrance of David Baker. He bursts out of the curtain with his hands in the air. He jumps around with high energy along with the song. He runs down the ramp and claps each of the fans' hands that he can. Before he slides into the ring, he runs around it. He hops onto the turnbuckle and bounces a bit as he raises his arms. The music ends and he hops back down.

    "Fuel" by MetallicA hits while green and yellow pyro lights up the stage. Death emerges from the back with yellow and green lights flashing throughout the arena, Death gets to the base of the ring, steps up, climbs the outside of a turnbuckle throws his arms out and has pyro go off on the stage at the same time.

    Red pyros shoot straight up in the air, as the music hits "wanna be a rock superstar~~??" the crowd goes wild, Torture hits the stage. He taunts to himself saying he's so god damn cool, he rolls into the ring and awaits.

    The lights go out and red spotlights flash. There is an explosion on stage, and "The Red" blares. X comes out in his leather pants, with a long black jacket and sunglasses. Electra removes both before they begin walking down the ramp.

    The arena goes pitch black before Harvester of Sorrow by Metallica hits. The first run goes off, and on the last power chord of the run an explosion goes off. The lights come up to a dim shot with a spot light on Dake Ken. The smoke gives it a greyer look and more dark. He stands there, strokes his beard, and starts to walk to the ring. He walks up the stairs and enters the ring, then walks over to the far ropes and leans on them, all the while smirking at his opponents.

    Kyle Steel: This is a giant and crazy match... let's go!

    As was expected, Death and Torture go right on the attack at Dake Ken and X. Death pounds away at Dake Ken, while Torture attacks X Rated. David Baker watches the two teams go at it.

    Shannan Lerch: Regardless of what you're seeing right now, this is NOT a tag match. Any man can get a win here.

    Eventually DK and X get the upper hand, and both throw their respective opponents out of the ring. X Rated then drops to the mat, and lets Dake Ken pin him.

    Kyle Steel: Smart move! The Elite doesn't want to lose their Titles, and they know Death and Torture have nothing to lose.

    One... two... David Baker kicks Dake Ken off, and continues kicking both of the Tag Team Champions.

    Shannan Lerch: Baker knows that he almost lost his chance at the TV Title there.

    Death and Torture are back in the ring, and they both attack Baker. They hit a big STO Sweep! Death pins Baker... and Torture pulls him off. They begin arguing a bit, not too heated, but arguing nonetheless. Dake rolls up Death from behind, but Torture kicks him off. Death and Torture hit a Double Clothesline on Ken, but Death is then met with a Superkick by X Rated. Torture kicks X and hits a TortLiner! Tort makes the pin.



    David Baker breaks it up. Baker picks up Torture and hits a quick Underhook Suplex. Dake Ken is up and catches Baker, picks him up into a Fireman's Carry position, and hits a Death Valley Driver!

    Kyle Steel: Everyone is hitting high impact move after high impact move here, this match can't go on for long.

    Dake Ken pins Baker.



    Shannan Lerch: Dake Ken could have three Titles at once!

    No! Death kicks DK off. Death picks DK up and hits the Chaos Breaker! He quickly pins as well.



    X Rated kicks Death off! X throws Death out of the ring, and Dake Ken rolls out as well. Torture runs at X, X catches him and hits the X-Plicit!! Baker is up, he runs at X and goes for the Clothesline From Hell. X ducks it and counters with another X-Plicit! He quickly pins Baker, hooking the leg.




    Baker kicks out! X Rated is amazed. He picks Baker up and throws him to the ropes, but Baker counters with The Sever! X rolls out of the ring. Dake Ken is in, behind Baker. Baker turns around and DK catches him in the Ride the Lighting! Baker hits a few elbows to the head, kicks DK, and hits The Xero!! The crowd goes wild as Baker pins.




    Kyle Steel: David Baker wins the Television Title! What a blow to The Elite!

    Shannan Lerch: That was a close match, but yeah, wow. Seth isn't going to be happy, Baker was badmouthing him earlier.

    The bell rings, and the ref hands David Baker his Hardcore Title, in addition to the Television Title. Baker raises both of them in the air for a second, and then rolls out. He walks to the back. Dake Ken and X roll out of the ring next, and begin walking to the back. Death and Torture are getting up, glaring at them.

    Kyle Steel: Death and Torture will face DKX at Payback... and let me tell you, the hatred there is unmatched.

    Shannan Lerch: It will be the Undefeated Streak of Death and Torture against the biggest force we have ever known, The Elite! Don't miss it!

  • Bishop/Priest/Pride of the USA vs Portalcide/Monster Squad
  • The sound of drums is heard as Bishop and Priest walk out. A spotlight follows them as they walk to the ring.

    Born in the USA plays next, and Pride of the USA walks out. Chief Bald Eagle and Klubber Klabanski head to the ring, with Ms. Liberty following them.

    Ya'll Want A Single? by KoRn hits, and Portalcide head out next. They walk to the ring.

    Kyle Steel: I'm surprised with these men, quite frankly. I thought they were totally against each other... and now they've become one cohesive unit.

    The Friday the 13th theme plays next, and the Monster Squad, Hacker and Creeper, walk out.

    Shannan Lerch: They're WCF's oldest team, quite the veterans. They've been here since the VERY BEGINNING of WCF v.4, and they're former Tag Team Champions. Death and Torture were supposed to be in their place, but that's not how it turned out.

    All of the men are in the ring. Bishop and James Suicide start the match.

    Kyle Steel: The rules of this match are simple. One pin decides the win, and you can tag anyone on your team.

    Bishop and Suicide approach, and tie up. Suicide gets the upperhand and hits a Side Russian Legsweep. He then stomps him a few times, picks him up and puts him in a headlock, and tags Portal. Suicide executes a Backbreaker, but leaves Bishop on the knee, and Portal executes a Springboard Guilltotine Legdrop! The crowd goes "OOH!" in unison.

    Shannan Lerch: OUCH! That was brutal.

    Kyle Steel: The key to winning this match is lots of quick tags.

    Portal quickly pins Bishop. One... two... no, Priest gets into the ring and breaks it up. Portal picks Bishop up and throws him into the corner. Chief Bald Eagle tags Bishop, getting himself in. Eagle grabs Portal and runs at the turnbuckle, hitting an Oklahoma Slam into pin. One.. two.. Creeper breaks it up this time.

    Shannan Lerch: Lots of pins, you need to do that to win this. It could come at any moment.

    Eagle picks Portal up and tags in Klabanski. Both men hit a duel Heart Punch! Portal goes down to the mat. Klabanski jumps to the top rope, and flies off with a Fist Drop, but Portal is able to roll away! Portal then tags in Creeper.

    Kyle Steel: We saw Creeper get attacked earlier tonight, let's hope he's in good condition.

    Creeper hits a Leg Drop on Klabanski, and then quickly pins. The ref drops to count.




    Shannan Lerch: Close. Creeper's Leg Drops are brutal.

    Creeper picks Klabanski up and tags in Hacker. Creeper Bodyslam's Klabanski, and Hacker flies off the top rope with a Moonsault into pin! The ref counts again as Creeper keeps anyone from breaking up the count.



    Another kickout!

    Kyle Steel: Klubber Klabanski won't stay down.

    Shannan Lerch: Even after such a great double team move by the Monster Squad.

    Hacker picks Klabanski up, but Klabanski starts fighting back, and hits an Inverted DDT! He then hits the Polish Hammer! He's about to pin, but Portal hits a Springboard Missile Dropkick, hitting Klabanski away from Hacker. Hacker then dives and tags in Suicide. Suicide gets into the ring and starts kicking away at Klabanski. He picks him up and throws him to the ropes, but Klabanski is able to tag in Bishop. Suicide hits a Spineacide on Klabanski, but Bishop comes from behind, grabs him, and Headbutts him. Suicide stumbles back and tags in Hacker. Hacker gets into the ring, runs at Bishop, and grabs his throat. He tries to lift him up, but Bishop counters it, kicks him in the stomach, and Powerbombs him! He then picks him up, and Powerbombs him again!

    Kyle Steel: The Last Sermon!

    Bishop pins.




    Shannan Lerch: The team of Bishop, Priest, and Pride of the USA get the win!

    We can see the crowd looking towards the entrance way, and Hate is running out from the back. He has a chair. He rolls into the ring...

    Kyle Steel: Uh oh, this is bad news for Portalcide.

    He goes to hit Suicide, who is standing on the apron, but runs and hits Bishop instead! Creeper and Hacker are smart enough not to get involved, and get out of the ring, heading to the back. Portalcide and Hate throw Klubber Klabanski and Chief Bald Eagle out of the ring, and then beat down Bishop and Priest.

    Shannan Lerch: This is horrible! I know they'll face each other at Payback but this swerve was not needed.

    Kyle Steel: Payback is certainly going to live up to it's name.

    Portal and Suicide hold Bishop and Priest, and Hate hits them in the head with the chair, over and over, mercilessly. Both Bishop and Priest are busted wide, wide open. Portal and Suicide kick them a few more times. and then Portal pins Bishop and Suicide pins Priest. Hate makes the count. One. Two. Three.

    Shannan Lerch: Bah, that's not official.

    Kyle Steel: I think Portalcide may have hurt Bishop and Priest seriously... we may not see them in WCF again any time soon.

    Portalcide and Hate roll out of the ring, and walk to the back, happy with themselves. Pride of the USA tends to Bishop and Priest as paramedics begin coming out.

  • Neo vs Hellz Angel
  • As the intro to Back to the Mad builds up, the lights dim and the words Muk Shnel (German for "Move Quickly") appear on the big screen with "Heil the new Reich" and "Scum will be purged." Neo appears from the main curtain running at top speed toward the ring.

    The lights darken as candles and lighters light up the arena. Thunder is heard as "Down for Life" by Testament hits the speakers. Hellz Angel walks out slowly as red lights flash. He walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. He circles the ring while loosening up. He raises both of his hands with the metal sign \m/ as pyro shoots off into the air from the four posts.

    Kyle Steel: This is a big match, leading up to Payback... here goes.

    The bell rings... with no sign of Trent Hunter.

    Shannan Lerch: Where's Trent? I only see a regular ref in the ring.

    The two competitors ignore the fact that Trent isn't out here and approach each other, cautious of one another. They go to tie up, but Hellz connects with a forearm instead. Hellz hits a few more, and pushes Neo into the ropes. He throws Neo to the other side of the ring, Neo bounces off, and Hellz hits a Superkick to the chest. Neo goes down, and Hellz quickly pins. One... two... Neo kicks out.

    Shannan Lerch: Good opening offense by Hellz, but way too early for a pin.

    Hellz picks Neo up, and Neo starts fighting back. He hits a few punches, and then kicks Hellz in the gut and hits an Impact DDT! Neo then begins climbing the ropes.

    Kyle Steel: Each man hitting big impact moves early in the match, this may not be a very long one, folks.

    Neo waits at the top as Hellz begins to stand. Neo flies off with a Missile Dropkick, but Hellz steps out of the way in the last second, sending Neo into the mat. Neo stumbles up and Hellz hits a big Gutwrench Powerbomb! This leads to another pinning situation... one, two... no, Neo kicks out again.

    Shannan Lerch: Neo can take a lot of punishment, we know that.

    Hellz picks Neo up and goes for a Crucifix Powerbomb. As soon as he gets Neo up, Neo starts wriggling, trying to get free. He slides down Hellz's back, spins him around, and hits a back hand! He then quickly executes a Double Arm DDT. He pins.

    Kyle Steel: This may be it!

    One... two... No, Hellz kicks out. Neo picks Hellz up, and Hellz pushes Neo away. This sends Neo into the ref, who is sent into the turnbuckle and squashed by Neo. The ref drops and rolls out of the ring.

    Shannan Lerch: Uh oh, who's going to officiate this match?

    As if on cue, Trent Hunter walks out, with a ref shirt on.

    Kyle Steel: There we go, here's Trent.

    Both Neo and Hellz watch Trent as he gets into the ring. He doesn't attack either man, simply ordering them to get it on. Hellz turns back to Neo and kicks him quickly before hitting a Neckbreaker. He then stomps him a few times, and goes to apply the Silent Scream. Neo is able to kick Hellz away, and rolls out of the ring. Hellz rolls out after him. Hunter starts the mandatory ten count.

    Shannan Lerch: Wow, he's actually being fair?

    Hellz looks at Trent like "What the hell are you doing?" and this gives Neo an opportunity to attack. Neo grabs Hellz's head and rams it into the guardrail a few times before picking him up and hitting a Hotshot on it! Hellz holds his jaw and stumbles away. Neo spins Hellz around, kicks him in the gut, and hits a Double Arm DDT on the outside!

    Kyle Steel: Ow.. NOT a move you want to take outside the ring.

    Neo picks Hellz up and rolls him into the ring. He pins.




    Shannan Lerch: Seemed like a fair count. When wrestlers are special ref, it's always a little bit slower than normal.

    Neo gets up, and starts arguing with Trent, saying it should have been a three count. This gives Hellz enough time to get up. He grabs Neo from behind, spins him around, kicks him, and gets him in position to Pull the Plug! Neo quickly reverses it with a Back Bodydrop! Hellz stumbles up quickly and is met with a Hating You! by Neo!!

    Kyle Steel: NEO HAS IT! Exciting exchange of moves there!

    Neo pins, and Trent drops down to count.




    Shannan Lerch: See, Trent isn't an ass-

    As Shannan's commending Trent's bipartisanship, Trent quickly goes on the attacking, kicking mercilessly at Neo and Hellz Angel. He picks Hellz up and Powerbombs him. Neo is up, and Trent and him start brawling! Fists are exchanged, back and forth, and no one gets a clear advantage. Neo throws Trent to the ropes and goes for the Hating You!, Trent sidesteps it, and trips him. Trent grabs his legs and tries to lock in the Boston LegLock, but Neo struggles too much and kicks Trent away. Both men get up and start brawling again, but Hellz is standing now and Clotheslines them both down, using his last bit of energy! All three men lay on the mat.

    Kyle Steel: These three men have exploded, and that's only a taste of what you'll see at Payback! We'll see you then! Goodnight!

    The copyright info appears and the show fades out.