Def Leppard's Rock of Ages plays as the first new edition of Sunday Slam comes on the air! The camera pans around the arena as the crowd roars. We go to the typical Slam announcers, Kyle Steel and Shannan Lerch.

Kyle Steel: Hello fans, welcome to the new WCF Slam! I'm here with Shannan Lerch, as usual.

Shannan Lerch: And we have three huge matches. In our main event... wow. The team of PC CRADLE AND DEFMAN.. that's right.. PC CRADLE AND DEFMAN.. face Dake Ken and X for the Tag Team Titles.

Kyle Steel: Our newer fans may not know much about the history between Defman and Cradle, and to be honest, we could do a whole show devoted to just that. We know that they hate each other, and they're going to face each other at One for World Title contendership. And they're teaming up? This isn't going to work.

Shannan Lerch: Not to mention that Neo and Trent Hunter are refereeing. Neo and Trent.. well.. everyone knows that they're not exactly in love. And of course Trent's going to be partial to the Elite team, and Neo.. won't be. There's too many combustable elements in this match for something huge NOT to happen.

Kyle Steel: Also, Seth Lerch is going to make an announcement or two. We don't know what that announcement is about, or anything, but it's probably going to be important.

Shannan Lerch: In another historical match, Hellz Angel takes on Outcast. These two are Hall of Famers, and they're sure to put on a hell of a match. They have even more history than Cradle and Defman, for sure, and that's saying something.

Kyle Steel: And here's something we've seen Lerch and Ortega do quite often. They've booked two of their enemies, Logan and Creeping Death, in a No Disqualification match. We know they'll fight, there's no question about that, but who knows what can happen! Both of these men are unpredictable in this sort of match... we've seen them do it before, and it wasn't pretty.

Shannan Lerch: And that's how we're going to start off our night!

Kyle Steel: Not quite yet! I hear we have an interview with Logan!

The cameras open up backstage, focusing on a pumped up looking Logan standing next to Joe Smith.

Joe Smith: You know Logan, you and Creeping Death have fought before.. and ah, what a match that was. We've also got a little clip from the match, to remind everyone how brutal Creeping Death and Logan can get.

We switch to some old footage, of a match between Creeping Death and Logan.

Rick Mad is in the ring! Creeping Death catches Logans foot, and spins him around to face Mad. Mad kicks Logan in the gut and does the Mad DDT, which is a Jumping Evenflow DDT! Creeping Death and Rick high five each other, and then C.D. pins Logan. The ref goes to count. 1... 2... NO!! Somehow Logan has managed to kick out!

Kyle Steel: Amazing strength by Logan, how he is able to kick out is beyond me...I'm in shock Rick Mad is here though. For those of you that don't know, Creeping Death and Rick Mad were the NCW Tag Team Champions..

Rick throws Cyrus out of the ring, and drags him to the back, leaving Creeping Death and Logan alone. Creeping Death sets up yet another Table, and sets a chair on top of it. Rick Mad suddenly runs back into the arena, carrying Damien, C.D.s 20 foot ladder! Rick rolls it into the ring, and C.D. smiles evilly. Rick begins walking back out, to a huge pop. C.D. places Logan on the Table, and begins climbing the ladder. Logan rolls off, and climbs up the ladder himself, on the other side. They both reach the top at the same time, and start throwing punches at each other..and Logan manages to jump over the ladder, to Creeping Deaths side, and does The Connector!! The Connector sends Creeping Death 20 feet down, onto the Chair, which breaks the Table in two!!

Zack Davis: Oh...My...God.

Creeping Death is out, and Logan crawls on top of him. 1. 2. 3. The match is over.

The footage ends, and we go back to Logan and Joe smith.

Joe Smith: That match, was one of the top in WCF history.

Logan: That match? HA! Creeping Death is a nobody to The Face of Treachery, and I'm going let him know that.. tonight!

Joe Smith: He sure did put up one hel-

Logan: SHUT UP! Creeping Death is old, and washed up like Shannan's panties. That is fact, and hey.. I know.

Logan winks at the camera, smiling.

Shannan Lerch: That asshole!

Joe Smith: How do you feel about Seth's major annoucment tonight?

Logan: Well hey, Seth showed me he has what it takes to go one on one with The Face of Treachery.. and I respect that. But hey, I don't give a damn what he has to say.. if he wants to announce a World Title match between me and Trent, that'd be okay. But you can bet that if he has something that pisses me off, I'll be out there in a second. Because Seth's mouth is like my ass.. nothing good EVER comes out!

Logan glares at the camera, as we go back to the arena.

Metallica's The Struggle Within plays throughout the arena, and the audience immediately recognizes Logan's theme and begin to boo. Logan steps out from behind the black curtains, drenched in water and slowly walks down the ramp flicking off the crowd and talking as much crap to them as he can. Logan rolls into the ring, and grabs his crotch yelling at the crowd.

The lights go out as the crowd cheers in anticipation. A few seconds later, "Swinging the Dead" by devildriver hits, and a white light begins flashing through the darkness. When the song really picks up, about twenty seconds into it, Creeping Death walks out onto the stage, wearing a shiny steel hockey mask. The light continutes to flash as Creeping Death walks down the aisle. When reaching the ring, Creeping Death slides in under the bottom rope. Inside, he gives the whole metal \m/ sign with both hands in the air before he takes his hockey mask off and places it under a set of turnbuckles.

Kyle Steel: Logan against Creeping Death... part two. Here we go.

They circle each other cautiously, feeling each other out. Logan runs at C.D., who hits a quick Armdrag Takedown. Logan gets right back to his feet, runs at Creeping Death again, and gets hit with another Armdrag Takedown. Logan gets up again, runs at him again, and is met with a Death Valley Driver!

Shannan Lerch: Huge move early on in the match.

C.D. quickly pins Logan. One.. two.. kickout. Creeping Death climbs the turnbuckle, and flies off with a Five Star Frogsplash! Logan is able to roll out of the way just in time, and Creeping Death hits nothing but mat. Logan gets up slowly and starts slowly kicking Creeping Death's gut, picking his shots, and being very methodical about it.

Kyle Steel: Logan knows how to get the job done.

Shannan Lerch: He could never get the job done with me in the bedroom! ZING!

Creeping Death slowly stands up, and swings at Logan. Logan ducks, goes behind, and hits a huge German Suplex! Creeping Death rolls out of the ring. Logan gets onto the turnbuckle and flies off with an Axe Handle Smash, but C.D. sidesteps it and sends Logan into the guardrail. Logan holds his jaw and stumbles back,and C.D. grabs his arms and starts twisiting them into... the Vertebreaker position! He hits it, on the outside!

Kyle Steel: Ow, that's brutal. Logan could be done.

C.D. isn't finished. He climbs back into the ring and then onto the turnbuckle.

Shannan Lerch: He isn't going to-...

Creeping Death flies off the top rope down to the floor, hitting a 450 Splash!! The crowd chants HOLY SHIT! as C.D. desperately tries to absorb the pain he inflicted to himself and roll over to pin Logan. He eventually is able to, and the crowd counts along with the ref.

ONE!

TWO!

NO! Kickout!

Kyle Steel: Damn!

The crowd lets out a collective groan. Creeping Death can't believe it either. He picks Logan up and goes to throw him into the ring, but Logan reverses it and throws C.D. into the guardrail. C.D. rests there for a second until Logan starts hitting him with a few lefts and rights. C.D. stumbles forward and Logan grabs him and goes for an Evenflow DDT! Creeping Death is able to hold on to the guardrail, however, and doesn't fall to the ground. Logan does, and C.D. quickly stomps away for a few seconds before hitting a Standing Senton Splash. C.D. follows up by running backwards a bit, then running and jumping onto the announce table and following up with a Flying Legdrop!!

Shannan Lerch: There goes C.D., with that crazy offense of his. Wow.

Creeping Death pins Logan, and again, the crowd and ref make the count at the same time.

One!

Two!

No! Another kickout!

Kyle Steel: I was sure Creeping Death had it that time.. the second nearfall in this match.

C.D. picks Logan up and punches him a few times, but Logan quickly begins fighting back. Logan kicks C.D. in the gut and goes for an Evenflow DDT but Creeping Death reverses it into a Northern Lights Suplex into pin! The ref counts again!

One!

Two!

Kickout!!

Shannan Lerch: How can Creeping Death win!?

Creeping Death picks Logan up again and puts him in the Electric Chair position. Logan manages to slide down and hits a Victory Roll into another pin...

One.

Two.

KICKOUT.

The crowd is getting restless with all these nearfalls. Logan stands up, and backs up, waiting for Creeping Death to stand.

Kyle Steel: He's going to hit the Impact Style!

Suddenly, someone from the apron turns Logan around. Logan gets jabbed with a TAZER! The person drops down from the apron, and we can see that it was Seth Lerch! Logan stumbles back, right into Creeping Death, who hits the For Whom The Bell Tolls!! Creeping Death pins one more time, hooking the leg, as the crowd counts along.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!

Shannan Lerch: WHAT AN UPSET! The undefeatable Logan has been defeated!!

Kyle Steel: Yeah, thanks to Seth Lerch's tazer.

Creeping Death stands and raises his arms into the air. But as he turns around, Reckless Jack is on the apron, and he jumps off, hitting the Springboard Bulldog!

Shannan Lerch: Reckless Drop!

Seth hands Jack a chair, and Jack places it on the mat. He throws Creeping Death to a corner, and lifts him up. He hits the Reckless Cutter off the top and onto the chair! Creeping Death is busted wide open, and Reckless Jack just laughs at him as he rolls out.

Kyle Steel: I was wondering why Seth Lerch would help C.D. in any way, shape, or form, but now I see it was just a setup to attack both of these men.

Logan has just begun to be able to move, and Seth notices this. Seth runs to the back before Logan is really able to stand or anything. The ref tries to help him get to the back, but Logan struggles, not wanting any help. Eventually Logan is able to walk to the back himself.

The lights darken as candles and lighters light up the arena. Thunder is heard as "Down for Life" by Testament hits the speakers. Hellz Angel walks out slowly as red lights flash. He walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. He circles the ring while loosening up. He raises both of his hands with the metal sign \m/ as pyro shoots off into the air from the four posts.

God of Thunder hits and the arena lights dim. The Jumbotron says ''Without Fear'' and Outcast comes out slapping hands at ringside. He slides into the ring and the lights come back on.

Kyle Steel: Outcast making his in ring wrestling return tonight!

Shannan Lerch: And taking on an old rival in Hellz Angel.

The second he's in the ring, Hellz Angel starts stomping on Outcast. The bell rings.

Kyle Steel: Normally Hellz would be a little more calm, a little more collected, and he'd have a game plan ready to go. He does seem calm or collected.. but we're not sure about the gameplan part yet.

Outcast begins pulling himself to his feet with the aid of the ropes. He begins fighting back, slowly, and soon the two are exchanging blows. Outcast eventually hits a Bodyslam, then runs to the ropes, bounces off, and hits an elbow drop. Outcast gets up with a head of steam and raises his arms in the air, letting the crowd cheer. Hellz gets up and waits for Outcast to turn around, and then hits a Superkick to the chest.

Shannan Lerch: Outcast shouldn't have turned his back to Hellz Angel. Don't pay attention to the humanoids at ringside!

Kyle Steel: Humanoids? I'm glad you've been studying up on "Phrases to Steal from Bobby Heenan".

Hellz Angel starts kicking at Outcast, slowly. Whenever Outcast starts to get enough momentum to get up, Hellz sends a strategically placed kick his way. This goes on for several seconds until Outcast is too worn down to fight back. Hellz picks Outcast up and then brings him back down with a Russian Legsweep. He floats over and makes the pin.

One...

Two...

Outcast gets the shoulder up.

Shannan Lerch: Nearfall.. could have had a winner just now.

Hellz picks Outcast up again, and this time hits a Gutwrench Powerbomb. He grabs Outcast's legs and stomps on them a few times before applying a Figure Four Leglock.

Kyle Steel: We've seen this technique from not only Hellz Angel, but a number of gifted wrestlers throughout the years. He'll work over the leg, apply the Figure Four, and then go in for the kill with the Sharpshooter.

Outcast thrashes against the mat, trying desperately to get out of the hold. He is unable to. He tries reaching for the ropes.. and again he is unable to. Hellz has him firmly planted in the middle of the ring. Outcast starts using his size advantage and attempts to roll from side to side, each time gaining momentum, to turn himself over and put the pressure onto Hellz. Hells fights it just as hard, trying his best not to let Outcast do it. Outcast eventually manages to overpower Angel, and overturns the Figure Four! Hellz yells, and the hold is quickly broken.

Shannan Lerch: Outcast got out of the hold.. but the damage has been done.

Hellz Angel gets up and approaches Outcast, but Outcast rolls Hellz up in a Small Package! The ref drops to count as the audience is on their feet.

One!

Two!

No!! Hellz kicks out! Hellz gets back up right away and goes to stomping on Outcast again, but this time fast and merciless, angry. This allows Outcast to slowly make his way to a vertical base, and he blocks one of Hellz' punches, and hits one of his own. Hellz reels back, into the ropes. Outcast throws him to the other side of the ring, Hellz bounces back, Outcast goes for a Back Bodydrop, Hellz goes over Outcast's shoulders and attempts to throw Outcast to a corner, Outcast reverses, Hellz is sent to the corner instead, Outcast runs at Hellz and hits the Sick Twist!

Kyle Steel: Great exchange there, and Outcast has hit his trademark move! You know what's coming next...

Outcast lifts Hellz Angel onto the top rope, and begins climbing up with him. The crowd is again on their feet as Outcast hits the Black Out!! He then pins, hooking the leg.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Shannan Lerch: Outcast beats Hellz Angel! He gets the win over his long time rival!

Outcast raises his arms into the air before rolling out of the ring. He walks to the back as Hellz Angel looks on, grudgingly.

Smack My Bitch Up starts to play as balloons start to fall from the rafters and pyro and fireworks go off. Out comes the man wearing a suit and tie, sunglasses, clean cut, long blond hair tied in a pony tail that we saw help Jason Tilley at Payback. Then outs comes Jason Tilley wearing a suit, clean shaved, and hair in a pony tail as well, with the belt around his waist. Both men enter the ring and the man grabs the mic and speaks.

Man: First, let me introdue myself. My name is Billy Tilley. I am wealthy, powerful and a winner at everything I do. Now let me start off by saying congrats to my younger brother for becoming the first ever WCF Elite Champion.

Billy and Jason hug. Billy speaks.

Billy Tilley: You see, Jason, I told you once you came back to the family you would win and winning is in our blood. Now look at you, you look like a million bucks, and your the first ever Elite Champion. Now I'll let my brother speak, since it's his party.

Jason gets on the mic and speaks.

Jason Tilley: Thank you brother. But this isn't me.

Jason rips off the suit and tie, and he's standing in the ring naked with the title covering his privates. Jason starts running around the ring, Billy is standing there pissed off.

Shannan Lerch: Oh... oh my.

Billy goes to swing at Jason but Jason slides out of the ring and starts streaking through the crowd to aviod Billy. Billy speaks.

Billy Tilley: Damn it Jason!! You fool, you have dishonored the family name for the last time! I'll see you on Thursday, Jason, mark my words.

Billy drops the mic and some classical music starts to play as Billy leaves the ring to a chorus of boos.

Kyle Steel: Well.. that was.. interesting, to say the least. But now it's main event time!

The lights go out as "Tip your Bartender" by Glassjaw blast over the PA speakers. Right after the quick guitar into, two pyros go off near the entrance ramp. The lights go back on as Trent Hunter walks down the ring, World Title slung over his shoulder. He's also wearing a referee shirt. He finally rolls under the bottom rope, and walks over the middle of the ring with both arms up in the air, and does a slow spin for the fans

Shannan Lerch: There's ref number one, next comes ref number two.

As the intro to the music builds up, the lights dim and the words Muk Shnel (German for "Move Quickly") appear on the big screen with "Heil the new Reich" and "Scum will be purged." Neo appears from the main curtain running at top speed toward the ring. He, also, has a ref shirt on. He stands as far from Trent as possible.

Kyle Steel: He knows he has a job to do, and doesn't want to fight with Hunter.

Shannan Lerch: ...Yet.

Get to the Gone by Static X hits, with a very load thrash metal riff and a very long scream by the lead singer of the band. The crowd goes into a frenzy as PC Cradle steps through the curtain. He is shouting, screaming, spitting, and generally acting pissed off. He carries a solid black steel chair to the ring with him. About 2 metres from the ring, he runs and rolls under the bottom rope. The fans sing along to his entrance music in unison. Once in the ring, he drops the chair and runs to the opposite corner of the ring. After climbing to the middle turnbuckle, he raises his arms and crosses them in the air. Then, arms still crosses at the wrists, he makes the metal sign with both hands. When he climbs off the second turnbuckle, he jumps and does a 180 in the air, bringing his arms down at the same time as making a loud bang on the ring mat.

The arena goes black. A faint neon blue light shines at the top of the ramp, slowly growing as Lies by KoRn begins to play out of the PA. The fans jump into a massive roar of cheers, as the light turns into a series of explosions. The same neon blue light brightens the arena as Defman stands at the top, head down. He lifts his head, as he begins to walk down the ramp. He stops at the base of the ramp, looking over the arena, then leaps onto it, and rolls over the top rope. He goes to the nearest turnbuckle, standing on the second level, and raises his fist into the air, and smiles as the lights return to normal.

Shannan Lerch: These men are former Tag Team Champions... but I'm not so sure if they can co-exist now.

The arena goes pitch black before Harvester of Sorrow by Metallica hits. The first run goes off, and on the last power chord of the run an explosion goes off. The lights come up to a dim shot with a spot light on Dake Ken and X Rated. The smoke gives it a grayer look and more dark. He stands there with X. He looks at him, strokes his beard, and starts to walk to the ring. The two men walk up the stairs and enter the ring. Dake Ken then walks over to the far ropes and leans on them while X Rated yells at the crowd.

Kyle Steel: And these are the current Tag Team Champs, Dake Ken and X Rated. And they have been just as unstoppable as of late as Defman and Cradle used to be.. this truely is a dream match, I'd say.

Defman starts the match for his team, and X Rated for his. The two men approach each other, tie up, and Defman throws X to the ropes. Defman then runs at him and hits a Clothesline. He follows up with a Leg Drop and quickly pins, hooking the leg. Both Neo and Hunter drop to count. One.. One... Two... Kickout. Trent's count was obviously a little bit slower than Neo's, as Trent didn't even reach two. Defman picks X Rated up but X starts fighting back, and hits a Hard Clothesline. X mounts Defman and hits several closed fist punches. Within a few seconds Neo makes X stop the punches.

Shannan Lerch: There goes Neo, being biased.

Kyle Steel: No, he's not being biased at all. Closed fists are definitly against the rules, he's just enforcing them.

X stands, and picks Defman up with him. He puts Defman in a headlock, and tags in Dake Ken. DK climbs the turnbuckle and then jumps down, hitting an Axe Handle Smash on Defman's back. Defman collapses to the mat. DK applies a Back Stretch, working away at it.

Shannan Lerch: Dake Ken clearly is going for Defman's back. I think Def needs to make a tag.

Ken soon releases the hold, but picks Defman up and applies an Abdominal Stretch. He sends several forearms to Defman's stomach. He then hits a Sidewalk Slam, and pins Defman. Again, Neo and Trent both count. ONE! TWO! ONE! KICKOUT!

Kyle Steel: Trent's the biased one here! He reached two before Neo even gave his one count!

Shannan Lerch: No.. uh.. Neo's just slow!

Defman crawls towards Cradle's corner, but Dake Ken grabs his leg before he can make it. Dake Ken lifts him up and goes to throw him to the ropes, but he reverses it, and sends DK running across the ring instead. Defman drops to the mat and DK hops over him as he's running back. DK bounces off the other side of the ropes, sidesteps Defman, Defman turns around, and DK hits a Belly to Belly Suplex!

Kyle Steel: The Tag Team Champions have been dominating.

Dake Ken backs up, and waits for Defman to stand. Defman reaches a vertical base, DK runs at him, goes for the Bitch Kick, Defman ducks it, and hits a huge German Suplex!! Both Defman and Dake Ken lay on the mat, catching their breath. And both men begin crawling towards their respective corners, trying to tag their partners.

Shannan Lerch: Defman NEEDS to make the tag.

And he does! Cradle gets into the ring just as Dake Ken is tagging in X Rated. The crowd roars as Cradle runs at X and hits a big Right Arm Clothesline. X gets right back up, and Cradle hits another Clothesline. X gets up again, and again runs at Cradle, and this time Cradle kicks him in the gut. X doubles over, and picks him up for the Cradlebomb! X is able to avoid it, and slides down. X goes for a Superkick, but Cradle avoids it. Cradle grabs X, picks him up, and hits a Brainbuster! Cradle quickly pins X Rated, hooking the leg, and the crowd counts along.

One!

Two!

One!

Dake Ken gets in the ring and kicks Cradle right in the head, breaking up the count. Once again, Neo had a normal count, but Trent's was slow. Dake Ken quickly gets back onto the apron, but Neo and Hunter begin arguing.

Kyle Steel: Vicious kick by Dake right there. Ouch. But it looks like Neo and Trent might go at it...

Cradle and X lie on the mat, and X dives and tags in Ken. The referees notice this, and turn back to the match before they begin brawling. Cradle has just gotten to his feet as Dake Ken spins him around and hits a big T-Bone Suplex. He positions himself for the Ride the Lightning, waiting for Cradle to stand up again. Cradle does, and Dake Ken grabs him for the move, but Cradle elbows him in the head a few times, escaping it.

Shannan Lerch: The match could have been over right there.

Cradle runs quickly to the turnbuckle, jumps up, and hits a Top Rope Diving Leg Lariat! Dake Ken goes down and Cradle tags Defman back in. Defman gets in, and waits as Dake Ken begins to stand. Defman runs and Spears DK right back down! Defman stands back up, but X Rated is in the ring, and spins him around, kicks him in the gut, and hits the X-Plicit! The crowd boos heavily, but only for a second, as Cradle gets back into the ring as well. Cradle grabs X Rated and punches him a few times, and the two begin brawling. Dake Ken begins standing up as well, and kicking at Defman.

Kyle Steel: All hell has broken loose in this match! The refs have lost order.. but I don't think they care!

Neo and Hunter are simply watching the action. And in a single instant, Dake Ken hits the Ride the Lightning on Defman as Cradle hits the Cradlearm DDT on X Rated! Cradle pins X Rated as Dake Ken pins Defman. Neo counts the Cradle pin and Trent counts the Ken pin.. naturally.

ONE!

ONE!

TWO!

TWO!

THREE!

THREE!

The arena buzzes with confusion as both Neo and Hunter stand and call for the bell. Neo and Hunter turn to each other, and start arguing about who the winner is. Wherever I May Roam plays, and Davey Ortega steps out from the back.

Shannan Lerch: Someone needs to solve this madness, and I guess it'll be Ortega.

Davey Ortega: Quite the predicament you've gotten yourselves into. The Tag Titles on the line, and we have two different winners? No. We just have one incompetant referee. The legal men in that match were Defman and Dake Ken, Neo, you should have never counted Cradle's pin! So I have the pleasure of informing you all that your winners, and STILL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... DKX!!

The crowd boos loudly, knowing that the team of Cradle and Defman deserve the Titles just as much as DKX did in that match. Hunter hands Dake Ken and X Rated their Titles, and they roll out. Neo isn't content, apparently, and still continues to argue with Hunter. And, finally, they start going at it! The crowd erupts as Neo throws lefts and rights at Hunter, and Hunter retaliates with lefts and rights of his own. Meanwhile, Defman and Cradle are both back to their feet, and arguing about the loss. Defman says Cradle should have been there to break up the count, and Cradle says his pinfall should have counted.

Kyle Steel: We have the World Champ and current Number One Contender going at it... but-

Before Kyle can finish his sentence, Defman and Cradle start exchanging blows as well! Neo throws Trent into the ropes and follows up with the Hating You! Defman and Cradle continue to brawl, neither man being able to get a clear advantage. Several referees are soon in the ring, and force Defman and Cradle to break it up. Both men still struggle to reach each other and fight, but to no avail, there are too many refs and everything to let them. They start taking the two madmen to the back, and Neo leaves by himself. Trent soon leaves as well, looking pissed, of course.

Shannan Lerch: Well.. that was chaotic, to say the least...

Kyle Steel: And we still have Seth's announcement coming up!

Anger Rising by Jerry Cantrell plays, and Seth Lerch walks out. The crowd is neither booing nor cheering as he walks down to the ring.

Kyle Steel: Everyone wants to know what this announcement is going to be!

Shannan Lerch: That's for sure.

Seth rolls in the ring, and grabs a mic from the ring announcer.

Seth Lerch: And here I am. There's been a lot of talk and rumor in WCF, and that's what I'm here to address. First of all, the General Manager of Thursday Night...

Kyle Steel: Who could it be?

Seth pauses.

Seth Lerch: Will not be announced until Thursday Night! So remember to tune in to see it.

Shannan Lerch: Ah, damn. I'll be announcing there with that damn Luscious Jackson fool.

Seth Lerch: But, there has been even more buzz about One. WCF's creme de la creme, the big deal, the icing on the cake. Hell, it's WCF's Wrestlemania. So, of course, that begs the question... what kind of matches will there be?

Kyle Steel: It has to be good. If an event like this goes bad for WCF, well.. that's not good.

Seth Lerch: You already know that I've signed that blockbuster match between Defman and PC Cradle. Yes, that backfired on me, as I got attacked last week... but it's still money in the bank for me. Notice, though, it's a World Title Contendership match. So what's the World Title match? Who is going to face Trent Hunter for the strap?

Shannan Lerch: That's what we want to know!

Seth Lerch: It will be none other than.. NEO!

The crowd roars at the fact they're finally getting the one on one match they've been anticipating for months.

Seth Lerch: That's right. They're finally going to go at it, one on one, no interference. No nothing. Just man against man... for the Title, the biggest prize of them all.

Shannan Lerch: I CAN'T WAIT!

Seth Lerch: Now, what other matches can I cook up? Let's see... we have Hellz Angel and Outcast, two old school mother f***ers.

Kyle Steel: He needs to watch his language when he's on TV.

The crowd cheers.

Shannan Lerch: Sounds good to me!

Seth Lerch: Well.. NO! It's missing something! We have two of the NCW mainstays, so let's at a third. No, let's add THE NCW mainstay. I introduce to you, the third man in this match. The man who made NCW what it is.. STEVE CARR!

Edgecrusher plays, and Steve "The Ultimate" Carr steps out from the back and onto the stage! The crowd goes wild as he walks to the ring.

Kyle Steel: It's Steve Carr!! The Ultimate is back! And he's going to wrestle at One!

Carr gets into the ring, and Seth hands him the mic.

Steve Carr: That's right, that's right, I'm back. I'm not going to do my talking now, but Logan, you know I've never liked you. The same goes for you, Hellz. And the less said about Outcast, the better. All four of us have beef with each other, and I'm glad to be the one who is going to settle it at One. See you men then.

Carr hands the mic back to Lerch, and Edgecrusher plays. Carr begins to roll out, but Edgecrusher is interrupted by The Struggle Within by Metallica! The crowd boos as Logan steps out from the back, pissed off looking as usual, and walks to the ring.

Shannan Lerch: Uh oh.. what now? After Logan and Seth's brutal battle last week.. this can't be good.

Logan rolls into the ring, and Carr doesn't move a muscle. Logan ignores him, and simply goes for a mic.

Logan: Hey, Seth. Happy to see me, buddy?

Seth Lerch: Frankly, Log-

Logan: SHUT UP! I'm out here for two reasons and two reasons only. First of all, YOU SCREWED THE FACE OF TREACHERY EARLIER TONIGHT!

Seth Lerch: Well, yeah, I did. I'd say it was just business, but, to be honest, it wasn't. It was personal.

Logan: I know it was personal! I'd kick your damn ass right here, right now, if it wasn't for the fact I want to hear these damn announcements of yours! Second of all... you've put together this pretty little "legends" match, eh? Well whose name says LEGEND more than the Face of Treachery? Hell, I should just call myself the Legend of Treachery!

Seth Lerch: So, what you're saying is... you want in the match!

Logan: Yes, Seth, I want-

Seth Lerch: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU WANT!!

Kyle Steel: Seth pulling a page from The Rock's book there.. oddly enough.

Logan looks intensely into Seth's eyes, pissed off.

Logan: It doesn't matter what I want? Sorry, boudle, the ONLY thing that matters is what I want. Because you're going to put me in that match with Hellz Boudle, Boudlecast, and Steve Boudle... or else.

With that, Steve Carr steps up to Logan, getting in his face. The two stare down for a few seconds, and it looks like they're about to go off.. until Seth pulls them apart.

Seth Lerch: Know what, Logan? I can see that Carr here wants a piece of you, so FINE! Consider it done. Logan vs Steve Carr vs Outcast vs Hellz Angel at One.

Shannan Lerch: What a huge match! Legendary indeed!

Logan: Good boudle. You can be guarenteeded that I'll do.. what ya gotta do.. to get to the top! Now, if you excuse me, the Legend of Treachery has some business to attend to. See you in the 60's.. end of f'n quote.

Kyle Steel: Some old school catchphrases by Logan there, ha.

Logan rolls out of the ring and walks to the back as The Struggle Within plays. Carr doesn't take his eyes off him the whole time. As soon as Logan has left, Carr drops and rolls out of the ring as well, walking to the back.

Seth Lerch: Wow.. that one will be good. But, hm, I'm not done! The Tag Team Titles have been one of the most contested and fought over Titles ever. And all the feuds are going to be settled at One. The match is going to be.. The Monster Squad vs Bishop and Priest vs Portalcide vs Pride of the USA vs Willson and Smith vs DKX!

Shannan Lerch: WOW! That's just plain.. huge! Six tag teams in one match!

Suddenly Harvester of Sorrow by Metallica plays. Seth looks to the entranceway as the Tag Team Champions, Dake Ken and X Rated, walk out. They walk with a purpose to the ring, roll in, and Dake Ken takes a mic.

Dake Ken: Hey man, wait up. If you're going to make a Tag Title match THAT big.. you have to give the Tag Champions a say. That sounds like a good match and all, but how about this. Two teams start in the ring, and once one is eliminated, another comes in. Random order. Sounds pretty boring, right? Well, each new match has a new stipulation. For example, the first might be a Ladder match, then a Cage match, then an Inferno match, then a Bra and Panties match-... well, no, there probably won't be a bra and panties match. As much as guys like Bishop and Priest or the Pride of America would probably enjoy it.

Seth Lerch: Dake Ken.. I like the way you think. You have it, man, you got your match.

Seth Lerch: We still have the Hardcore, Elite, and Television Titles to wonder about. They're sure to be at the show too, but you can find out those matches later. Goodnight!

Anger Rising plays again, and Seth steps out of the ring, and begins walking to the back.

Kyle Steel: Well fans, for those of you keeping track, Seth announced three huge matches, and we already knew Cradle vs Defman. That brings the count up to four, and they're all huge!

Shannan Lerch: I'll see you at WCF Thursday Night!

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