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Slam Intro
Madd Dogg Promo
Hardcore/Tag Titles: Madd Dogg vs Bishop/Priest
Epic vs Brad Aikman
International Title: Jeff Evans vs Mike Kaos
Logan Returns
Steve Carr vs Logan
World Title: Cyrus vs Outcast
The scene opens backstage as the sounds of a fight are heard. The camera finally reaches the corner and goes around it. Fighting in the backstage area are Hellz Angel, Scavenger of Sorrow, Gravedigger, and Dark Arts Wizard! SOS is knocked out with a pipe laying beside him, blood trickling from his forehead. Hellz is making a decent effort to hang in there but the numbers overwhelm him as Gravedigger and DAW beat him down. Gravedigger grabs him and tosses him headfirst into a big metal case sitting in the middle of the hallway. DAW tells GD to help him lift Hellz up into the air. They both lift him up and drive him face-first into the concrete wall. They pick him up again and double powerbomb him onto the corner of the metal case. Hellz Angel screams out in pain as security and paramedics flock to the scene. DAW and GD turn and walk away, satisified grins on their faces.
As usual, Lords of Destruction hits, and the crowd goes wild. The signs tonight include "Go Away, Logan!", "The Ultimate JACKASS", "Jeff Evans Stole My Girlfriend", "Epic Got Screwed!!", "Madd Dogg Killed My Baby", "Let's Go Cyrus!", etc. We go to the announcers.
Zach Davis: And here we are! Once again, Saturday Slam. You know, Shannan, this is the longest I've ever had a job with WCF. I feel proud.
Shannan Lerch: Yeah, let's hope I don't make Seth fire you or something anytime soon.
Zach Davis: I don't think so, Seth must be in a GREAT mood tonight. Logan is back, Steve Carr is back, we just saw Gravedigger and Dark Arts Wizard.. I don't believe what they did to Hellz and DAW! Geez.. Who knows if they'll be able to keep competing... Hell, who knows what else will happen.
Shannan Lerch: And STILL, no one has seen Logan. He's been in his own private locker room all day, no one has been able to talk to him besides Seth. I can't wait to see how he does up against Steve "The Ultimate" Carr.
Zach Davis: We'll also see Jeff Evans-
Shannan Lerch: HOTTIE!!!
Zach Davis: ...Yes, well, he'll get a shot at the International Title.
Shannan Lerch: I hope he wins. He deserves some gold around that sexy waist of his.
Zach Davis: Speaking of Title matches, how about this? Bishop and Priest in a handicapped match against Madd Dogg. If Bishop and Priest win, one of them gets the Hardcore Title. But if Madd Dogg wins, he'll get the Tag Titles!
Shannan Lerch: And why does Madd Dogg want to face those two men? No reason, except the fact he just plain doesn't like them.
Zach Davis: Another member of the Youngbloods, Brad Aikman, goes against Epic, who must be FURIOUS at the man who cost him his match against Cyrus last week. I wonder who that is!?
Shannan Lerch: And while we're on the topic of the Youngbloods, Gravedigger returns tonight. I wonder what he'll have to say to them? I guess we'll see.
Zach Davis: And, finally, the World Title match. Outcast, who won it last week due to interference from Evans, against Cyrus.
Shannan Lerch: Cyrus is a man that quite frankly, we never thought would be in this position. We never thought he'd be going for the World Title. But now, he's proven us wrong, and quite frankly he deserves this match every bit as much as ANYONE else.
Zach Davis: Cyrus has been with WCF for.. well, forever. And he's finally getting his shot at the big time. He's moved up the ranks, and now he's here.
Shannan Lerch: Well, I think we've talked enough, Zach. First, we have an interview with Dogg. Then the Hardcore and Tag Titles match coming up!!
Hank Brown: Dogg can we get a few words with you?
Madd Dogg: Why, may I ask, why do you always bother me going in to my job?
Hank Brown: Well, it’s uh, um, I’m supposed…
Madd Dogg: Do, I bother you on the way to your job? Do I come up and knock the squeegie out of your hand? No, I let you wash all the windows on all the cars.
Hank Brown: Um, uh, duh, uh, hmm
Madd Dogg: Come on, kid. I don’t have all damn day.
Hank Brown: Duh, uh, um, yea, uh
Madd Dogg: (sigh) You’re useless. (pushes him) I’ll take it from here. Bishop and Priest, you two have been giving me your life story since this match was signed. How you grew up, where you went to school, and then somewhere along the way, you came up with some nonsense about rolling over anyone you came across. I seem to remember it different. But, I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and say that you have brain damage, as opposed to you lying. Maybe you don’t remember getting owned by everyone you faced until Junkyard justice and Cyrus, which you only won because of Aikman. And then you did beat the monster Squad on your own, but they suck. So, don’t try and play this “We own everyone” crap with me. I remember it better. Let me give you the play by play in a form you might understand, something a little more on your level. A nursery rhyme.
Bishop and Priest were bugging,
Madd Dogg sniffs.
Madd Dogg: Dear God, it smells like Hank just crapped his pants! That’s disgusting man.
Hank Brown>: What, I din’t…
Madd Dogg: Here, take your mic.
Hank Brown holds out his hand to shake.
Madd Dogg: Don’t touch me, your nasty. Only God knows where those hands have been. Well God and the men on 5th avenue.
Dogg walks away, heading out for his match.
The arena goes dark as the bass line of Ain't No Sunshine cuts in. The words "It is dark, and hell is hot" fill the arena as the stage explodes. Low red lighting barely illuminates the stage as Madd Dogg walks out. From right to left, mini pyro showers go off in order, slowly. Each covering Dogg with golden sparks. Then the stage explodes again and Dogg walks down to the ring.
The sounds of drums play, and the lights get dark. A light follows Bishop and Priest to the ring.
Zach Davis: Let me explain the rules of this match. First of all, it's hardcore. Second of all, no tags have to be made, and Bishop and Priest can both be in the ring at any time. If Dogg pins either man, he wins the Tag Titles. But if one of them pins him, that person becomes the Hardcore Champion.
Shannan Lerch: Let's hope Bishop and Priest don't fight over who makes the pin.
Zach Davis: I don't think they will, they care a lot more about retaining the Tag Titles.
All the participants are in the ring, and the bell goes off. The match is on. Dogg runs at both men right away and attempts to Clothesline them both down, but Bishop is able to duck. Priest goes down but Bishop grabs Dogg and Headbutts him. Dogg goes down as well. Bishop stomps him a few times, then rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair.
Zach Davis: Dogg is tough, but the numbers game might be too much.
Bishop rolls back into the ring, but Dogg is up. He runs at Bishop and kicks the chair into his face! Bishop goes down in a heap, and Dogg grabs the chair from him. By now Priest is back up, and starts punching Dogg from behind. Dogg turns around and hits Priest square in the head, and then pins him.
Shannan Lerch: OW! That chair shot was brutal.
One, two... No, Priest is able to kick out. Dogg picks him up and in a single, smooth motion, Powerbombs him into the turnbuckle!
Zach Davis: Speaking of brutal, that wasn't too pretty either.
Bishop is back in the ring, and has a singapore cane with him. He cracks Dogg over the back, not once, not twice, but three times, and then spins him around and knees him right in the head. He then grabs Dogg's throat and Chokeslams him down to the mat. He drops and goes for the pin, but Dogg is able to kick out.
Shannan Lerch: Even after the singapore cane shots, wow.
Bishop picks Dogg up and throws him out of the ring. And all of a sudden, out of the crowd jumps a man with long, blue hair wearing black JNCO jeans, holding a lead pipe. He hits Dogg right in the head with the pipe, and then starts kicking away at him, mercilessly.
Zach Davis: That's WCF newcomer Defman! What's he doing!?!
Shannan Lerch: If you had done your research, Zach, you'd know that he's one hardcore sumbitch. He's making a name for himself.
Bishop and Priest watch on from inside the ring, not exactly knowing what's going on, but not caring. Defman backs up, and taunts Dogg to get up. And, of course, Dogg does. He runs at Defman, but Defman catches him and hits the Stop and Drop! Defman then jumps back into the crowd, and leaves. Bishop goes outside and picks Dogg up, and rolls him back into the ring. Priest makes the pin.
Zach Davis: This should be it.
One.
Two.
No! Dogg kicks out!
Shannan Lerch: I swear to God, he's inhuman.
The two men are amazed. They pick Dogg up, and whip him to the ropes, but as he's coming back he kicks Priest in the gut, and hits Bishop with the 90 Degree Stunner!
Zach Davis: Where did he gather this energy?
Priest goes to Clothesline him, but Dogg ducks and then hits the Dogg Pound! He quickly pins Priest, and the ref makes the count.
One!
Two!
Three!
Zach Davis: Madd Dogg has won the Tag Titles!
Madd Dogg stands up, smiling, and is handed both Tag Team Titles, and his Hardcore Title. He puts the Hardcore Title around his waist and each Tag Title over a different shoulder as he walks out.
Shannan Lerch: I wonder who in the world would be his partner?
Zach Davis: Maybe he'll pull an "Eternal Agony" and get Hank Brown. Who knows? We have a great grudge match next though, Epic against Brad Aikman.
"Perfect Strangers" hits. The music plays for a few seconds, Epic walks out and just stands infront of the curtain for a while to let the crowd catch a glimpse of him in all his glory. He slowly walks to the ring, and just before he enters the ring he takes off his robe and enters the ring. Once in the ring he waits in the corner, with a look of totally confidence.
Slutgarden by Marily Manson hits and Brad Aikman walks down to the ring being followed by Kristine. Brad rolls in the ring and climbs on the far turnbuckle throwing his arms straight up while Kristine bends over through the middle rope giving the crowd a "nice shot" of the posterior.
Zach Davis: Epic is certainly not happy with the Youngbloods, and this match isn't going to be pretty.
Epic runs at Aikman and Spears him, right off the bat.
Shannan Lerch: You're right, Epic is furious!
Epic climbs on top of Aikman and starts throwing punches left and right, UFC style almost. Aikman is soon able to roll out of the ring, but Epic goes right out after him. Epic grabs Aikman from behind but Aikman turns and Clotheslines him down. Brad stomps on Epic a few times, then picks him up and throws him back into the ring. Aikman climbs in as well and locks in the Mexican Surfboard.
Shannan Lerch: I still can't figure out why Aikman does that move, he's not mexican!
Zach Davis: Uh.. yeah, to quote a returning star.. SHUT UP!
Epic, however, refuses to give up. Aikman soon releases the hold. He picks Epic up and throws him to the ropes, but as he's coming back Epic ducks past Aikman and stops. As Aikman turns around Epic kicks him in the gut and Powerbombs him!
Zach Davis: Ouch, that had a lot of force behind it.
Epic quickly makes the pin, hooking the leg. One, two, thr- No! Aikman just kicks out.
Shannan Lerch: That was really close.
Epic picks Aikman up, and gets him in position for the Epic Falls, but Aikman breaks out of it and hits a Sidewalk Slam! He kicks at Epic a few times more, then climbs up to the top rope. He hits a Moonsault. One, two.. No, Epic kicks out!
Zach Davis: Lots of nearfalls. Good match.
Aikman signals that he's going to finish it off, and quickly jumps to the top rope.
Shannan Lerch: Here comes the Axe Handle!
Aikman does the move, but Epic rolls away at the last second! Aikman gets up quickly, but is met with the Tranquilizer!! Epic then picks Aikman up, quickly, and hits the Epic Falls. The ref drops to count... One. Two. Three!
Zach Davis: And there you have it. Epic's gotten his revenge on the Youngbloods for now.. But is he done yet?
Epic rolls out of the ring, happily, and heads to the back. Aikman stands up, about ready to leave... but Anger Rising plays!
Shannan Lerch: Yay! Seth! Maybe he's bringing Logan back now!
Zach Davis: ...Great...
Seth steps out, microphone in hand, ready to speak.
Seth Lerch: No, I didn't come out here to bring back Logan, yet. I have an announcement for you, Brad Aikman. I'm giving you a rematch for your US Title at the Pay Per View, Ultimate Showdown.
Brad smiles, seemingly happy with the announcement.
Seth Lerch: That's not all, though. It will be.. an ultimate submission match!
Aikman smiles more, and Lerch leaves. Aikman leaves as well, looking cocky and confident.
"Your Worst Mistake" by Strung Out hits the speakers, and Jeff Evans steps out. He walks down to the ring, and enters it.
Shannan Lerch: He doesn't need flashy intros, folks; he does that stuff in the ring.
Zach Davis: Did he pay you to say that?
Shannan Lerch: Yes.
The lights in the arena go out, "Gramercy Park" hits, and two green pyros cross over the ring. The lights come back up, and Mike Kaos is sitting on the turnbuckle. He gets down, and the bell rings.
Zach Davis: Here we go!
Evans runs at Kaos, but Kaos catches him and hits a Tilt-a-Whirl Slam!
Shannan Lerch: Not a good way for Jeffy to start the match.
Kaos starts kicking the fallen Evans, but Evans soons begin getting up. Kaos lets him get up about to his waist, and then positions him for a Jacknife Powerbomb. As Kaos lifts him, Evans counters with a Facebuster! Kaos goes down hard. Evans slides out onto the apron, and signals for his Springboard Shooting Star Press. Kaos gets up quickly and pushes him off the apron and onto the ground. Evans stands up slowly, and Kaos hits a Springboard Bodysplash over the top!
Zach Davis: He connected beautifully, but not very characteristic of Mike Kaos.
Both men lay on the ground outside, catching their breath, when the ref starts counting.
Shannan Lerch: They have 20 counts to get back inside.
Kaos is up first, and he grabs Evans and throws him back into the ring. Kaos rolls in as well, and pins Evans, hooking the leg. One, two, no. Evans kicks out. Kaos backs up, and waits for Evans to get up... Once Evans is on his feet, Kaos runs at him, going for a Spear... but Evans moves out of the way! Kaos is sent flying into the turnbuckle post.
Zach Davis: Ouch, that must have hurt his shoulder.
Evans grabs Kaos, picks him up and hits a Shoulderbreaker. He then stomps away at Kaos' shoulder, and applies a Armlock submission hold.
Shannan Lerch: Jeffy being smart and working away at Kaos' hurt shoulder.
He cranks away on it, and Kaos screams in pain, but he doesn't give up. Kaos uses his free arm to grab the ropes, forcing Evans to release it. Evans picks Kaos up and hits the Atrophy!
Zach Davis: It HAS to be over.
Evans makes the pin. One... two... NO! "Bleed For Me" by Staind plays as the masked man walks out from the back. Evans lets go of the pin, and looks towards the entranceway. Masked man stands on top of the entranceway and flexes for the thousands in attendance. He smiles as he jogs to the ring and slides in. The masked man grabs the referee and immediately tosses him over the top rope. Jeff Evans stands over in the corner watching as the masked man climbs out of the ring and grabs a chair. The masked man gets back in the ring and goes after Mike Kaos. Mike blocks the chair shot from the masked man. The masked man grabs Mike with one arm and headbutts him. Mike Kaos goes down. The masked man hits Mike Kaos a couple of times with the chair and then lays it on top of his head. The masked man reaches into his trunks and pulls out a small metal plate. He slides it up under the mask to his forehead. He walks over and scales the turnbuckle. The masked man dives forward and nails the chair with a diving headbutt, smashing the chair and plate into Mike Kaos' face. Mike Kaos writhes around yelling as his nose starts bleeding. The masked man gets up and shakes off the pain from the headbutt. He turns and jumps out of the ring as Brad Aikman and Priest run down to the ring to chase him off. The masked man leaps the barricade and escapes out through the crowd. The bell rings, signalling that the match has been thrown out.
Zach Davis: Ugh, we would have had a new champion, if it weren't for that interference...
Shannan Lerch: Oh well. Who cares? Next up... Logan is coming back.
Straight Out of Line by Godsmack plays, and the crowd ERUPTS. Seth Lerch walks out first, and stands there for a bit, just looking around.
Zach Davis: Well.. where's Logan!?
And another man walks out from the back, and stands beside Lerch. Logan. He's wearing black pants and a T.O.T. shirt. The crowd pops like never before as the two men walk to the ring.
Zach Davis: Hmm, Logan looks a little different.
Shannan Lerch: What do you mean?
Zach Davis: I don't know, I can't quite put my finger on it...
Seth and Logan roll into the ring. Seth gets the mic first.
Seth Lerch: I promised you all a new member of the T.O.T... I promised you Logan... And I delivered. Here he is, the man that built WCF.
The crowd pops, a little less than before, and we can hear the whole arena buzzing to one another.
Zach Davis: Something is up. This doesn't seem right.
Seth hands the mic to Logan.
Logan: Well, boudles... The face of Treachery is back!
A little bit of the crowd starts to boo, but most cheer.
Logan: You're booing? You don't like me? SHUT UP!
Zach Davis: That man isn't as muscular as Logan. He's not as built as Logan. He's not as tall as Logan. That man... that man is not Logan.
Shannan Lerch: What are you talking about?! Of course he is!
Zach Davis: No, I'm sure of it. Listen to his voice. I don't know who it is, he looks A LOT like Logan, but it's not him. I'm positive. Why would Logan EVER join Seth again anyhow!? I knew it didn't make sense.
Seth takes the mic back from "Logan".
Seth Lerch: Now that Logan's back, I know ratings are going to be THROUGH THE ROOF! Crowd attendance will be at an all time high! And ass kicking will be nightly. Steve Carr, you're about to get your "Ultimate" ass handed to you by the Face of Treachery himself. You do NOT disrespect me. Get out here, now.
And trying to pretend they were thugging,
They were smoking crack,
Thought they could kick Madd Dogg’s ass,
But just ended up broken hearted.
Two belts on the line
They thought it was going just fine,
But then Dogg had them down in the middle of the ring
They heard 1, 2, 3 and the bell went ding,
They saw their hopes and their dreams go up in smoke
And realized that the two of them were nothing but a joke.
The match was won,
Your tag reign is done,
To the excitement of the fans...
