Thursday Night Intro
Television Title Match: Alec Spade vs David Baker
Bishop/Priest vs Pride of the USA
The Underground vs Jason Tilley/DKX
Neo vs Willson/Smith
Set It Off by Audioslave blasts out the PA system, and the crowd comes alive! We pan around the arena to see the various signs and everything as pyro shoots from the stage. We go to our Thursday Night announcers.
Shannan Lerch: Welcome, fans, to WCF Thursday Night! I'm Shannan Lerch, as you all know, and I'm here with Luscious Jackson.
Luscious Jackson: The man you don't bring home to momma... because he's already in her bed.
Shannan Lerch: ..What!? Shut up. Anyway, we have an action packed show tonight. In our main event, Neo is in a Handicapped match against Smith and Willson.
Luscious Jackson: Dat's right. Neo has his hands full, as he's been competing on both Thursday Night and Slam. He had a hell of a match on Sunday with Dake Ken. We'll see if he'll be able to get the job done.
Shannan Lerch: We have the Underground, which is Hate and Portalcide, going up against Jason Tilley and DKX. We had it billed as Tilley and a Mystery Team earlier this week, but we found out on Slam that Tilley was the Elite's newest member and that DKX will be teaming with him. We know DKX, the Tag Team Champions, are part of the huge tag match at One, as are Portalcide. This match will be interesting.
Luscious Jackson: Also resulting from that One tag match, Bishop and Priest will take on former allies, Pride of the USA. There aren't any homies in a matchup like the one on Sunday, so we'll see who comes out with the victory.
Shannan Lerch: ...Homies? Anyway, in our opening match, we'll see David Baker taking on Alec Spade. Spade was very impressive in his debut, defeating Erik Majors. And now he has a Television Title shot. Baker can't be in great shape after the beating he took at the hands of Tilley.
Luscious Jackson: We also know Baker will be in a huge three man match for three Titles at One. It was originally Tilley vs Hate, but after that vicious attack, Baker got added to the mix.
Shannan Lerch: Let's get to the matches, then!
The opening guitar riffs to Aerosmith's "Dream On" are
heard loud and clear over the PA system. The lights in
the arena dim until the whole place is completely
dark. We listen as Steven Tyler begins to belt out the
opening lines of the song.
"Every time that I look in the mirror.. All these
lines in my face gettin' clearer.. The past is gone;
It went by like dusk to dawn.. Isn't that the way?..
Everybody's got their dues in life to pay."
Shannan Lerch: Alec Spade.....a quick, surprising
individual will have the opportunity to win the
Television Title, tonight.
Luscious Jackson: That’s right, Shann-o! Spade will
try his bes’ to show all the res’!
Three large explosions occur around the entryway as
Alec Spade, clad in his plain black wrestling pants
with a white spade on the left thigh, emerges from
behind the curtain. He stands in the smokey ramp-way
for a moment and then begins to make his way towards
the ring, looking around at the fans in disgust,
occasionally making a rude comment to one of them.
Dream on, dream on, dream on, Dream yourself a dream
come true.. Dream on, dream on, dream on, Dream until
your dream comes true.. Dream on, Dream on, Dream on,
Dream on, Dream on, Dream on, Dream on..
Spade hops up on the ring apron and then springboards
himself over the toprope into the middle of the ring.
Spade warms up his muscles as “Proven” bursts out over
the PA System. "You wanna see me fail???? YOU WON'T
GET THE CHANCE! You wanna see me fail? You wanna see
me fail???? YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR CHANCE!"
Luscious Jackson: Baker, the TV Champ! He is the man!
Shannan Lerch: Yeah, the man who doesn’t give a crap
whether he keeps this title he’s been defending!
Pyrotechnickes hit to cue the entrance of David. He
bursts out of the curtain with his hands in the air
and the TV Title wrapped around his waist. He jumps
around with high energy along with the song. He runs
down the ramp and claps each of the fans' hands that
he can. He runs around the ring as Alec Spade
cautiously watches, so he’s not open for an attack.
Spade stays in his corner as Baker slides his way into
the ring. He hops onto the turnbuckle and bounces a
bit as he raises his arms. The music ends and he hops
back down. David Baker hands the ref the belt for the
audience to see as Alec Spade taunts that it’ll be his
before the end of this show. The bell sounds and the
two walk up to each other and look each other in the
eyes. The size gap could not be any more noticeable.
Shannan Lerch: David Baker isn’t the tallest athlete that
WCF has to offer, but he makes Alec Spade look
like.......look so.......so small!
Luscious Jackson: Yeah, it’s almost a foot’s
difference between them! Trash-talkin’ just ain’t fun
you’ve gotta look up or down all the time.....
The two explode on each other! Right hands smack the
opposing bodies! Soon, Spade’s quickness and
determination give him the drive to knock Baker back
towards the ropes. Alec kicks Baker’s mid-section and
then goes for an Irish Whip, but Baker doesn’t have it
and counters with a knee to the gut. Alec goes down.
Luscious Jackson: This match has the audience already
cheering for Baker!
Baker backs up and bounces off the ropes. He goes for
a Leg-drop, but Spade rolls in the nick of time.
Baker gets up and suffers a Standing Dropkick from
Spade as Baker gets knocked down. He quickly gets up
for a Lariat in the chest. Baker gets up and catches
Spade with a Clothesline from Hell!
Shannan Lerch: That’s it, Spade has lost......
One.....Two.....Kick-out!! Baker is surprised, but
doesn’t let it stop him from grabbing Spade by the
hair and forcing him to stand up for three consecutive
Hair-Pulldowns! The ref interrupts the fourth and
does his job. Baker drops Alec and towers over the
poor ref.
Luscious Jackson: That ref has lost! He’s going to get
whacked by Baker!
Spade, with the agility of a cat, bounces back up and
gets behind Baker for a Schoolboy!
One!....Two!....Kick-out!
Shannan Lerch: Baker almost lost to a Schoolboy?!
Luscious Jackson: Well, Baker only has 50
lbs over Spade, so....I’ll buy it.
Baker has had it with Spade! Spade tries to go for a
speed maneuver when he got up, but he runs into a Big
Boot from Baker! Spade gets up and holds his face
until it’s forced onto the mat by a Bulldog! Baker
gets up to roaring fans as Spade rolls to the outside.
Spade checks his face to see if he anything is
broken. Baker follows and grabs Spade. Spade
counters with Chest Chop after Chest Chop and Irish
Whips Baker into the steel steps! Alec rolls David
Baker in the ring. Baker goes for the top rope and
connects with a Frog Splash as cameras flicker with
future Spade-shots! He hooks the leg!
One!....Two!.....Kick-out!
Luscious Jackson: These wild cats are dukin’ it out,
hardcore!
Shannan Lerch: And you were doing so well at not saying
stuff like that this match, too......
Baker slowly gets up as Spade shoots for a
Clothesline, but Baker side-steps and locks in for a
Sleeperhold Drop! David makes Spade wearily stand up.
Baker runs in the opposite direction, off the ropes
and executes the Running DDT!!
Shannan Lerch: And it’s pandemonium gone wild as the crowd
is off their feet!
Crowd: Sever! Sever!
Luscious Jackson: A request for a Baker Hit, Shann-o.
Shannan Lerch: ....I’m not paid enough.....I’m
really not...
Spade gets up just as Baker is about to reach him.
Spade kicks Baker and stops him in his tracks. He
bounces off the ropes and hits a Scissors Kick. He
raises both hands in the air as he grabs the ropes and
leaps to the top turnbuckle in a single bound. He
soars across the canvas with his weight as his final
weapon-of-choice! It’s the Spade Flush! He hits! He
hits and then he pins!
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Luscious Jackson: Spade is shocked that Baker got up from
that!
Shannan Lerch: What are you saying, man! I was shocked at
that!
Spade goes for another one as David Baker isn’t quite
on his feet, yet. He attempts for a second jump, but
goes right into the hands of a Sitting Powerbomb!
Luscious Jackson: Baker is just a monster!
Shannan Lerch: What? He’s not that big! He’s just a
heavyweight going up against a cruiserweight!
Baker grabs Spade and signals for THE finisher! He
picks him up, hooks both arms and puts all of his
weight on it!
Shannan Lerch: Xero! Xero!
One!
Two!
Someone kicks Baker off. It's... Seth Lerch! He stomps and stomps on Baker, and instructs the ref not to call it a DQ, or else he loses his job.
Luscious Jackson: What's goin' on?
Shannan Lerch: I think Seth got fed up with Baker running his mouth.
Seth rolls out of the ring. In this time, Spade has gotten back up and is perched on the turnbuckle. As Baker stands, Spade hits the Lights Out! He then quickly runs up to the top rope and follows up with the Spade Flush!!
Luscious Jackson: Great moves there!! He has it!!
Spade is pinning...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Shannan Lerch: NEW TV CHAMP!!
The bell rings as Dream On plays again. The ref hands Spade the Television Title, which he slings over his shoulder as he rolls under the rope. He walks to the back triumphantly as Baker stands up, pissed.
The sounds of Born in the USA begin to play thru the arena sound system. On the entrance ramp stands Ms. Liberty holding the American Flag. From her left comes Klubber Klabanski dressed in his camouflage pants combat boots and a blue sleeveless t-shirt with Pride of the USA on the front and an American flag on the back. From her right comes Chief Bald Eagle. He is dressed in full Indian head dress with feathers down to the floor. He is also wearing a red, white and blue singlet and moccasins on his feet. As he and Klubber walk to the ring they are greeted with the USA chant. They continue to the ring and glade hand the fans; Liberty follows close behind and climbs in the ring before the men. She stands in the center of the ring and waves the flag high. As Klubber gets to ring side he sees a child in a wheel chair and removes the shirt he is wearing and hands it to the child. He and the Chief continue to the ring. As they enter they each make their way around the ring standing on the bottom rope and raising their arms. After each has made his way to all four corners they move to center ring where Liberty is holding the flag and salute it. They both turn to the crowd and point at the flag as the crowd goes wild.
Suddenly the sounds of a drum begin the crowd already in frenzy gets even louder as to the ring come Bishop and Priest. Both men are wearing big boots and long pants and a singlet like top. As they enter the ring Pride of the USA steps out of the ring and gives the big men center stage. Both men also hit all four corners. Bishop walks over to the side of the ring where Klubber and the Chief are standing He opens the ropes for them. Both men climb in the ring and all four men stand nose to nose with Bishop and priest doing a lot of talking. Then the four men grab each others wrist and raise their hands over their heads.
Luscious Jackson: Well it looks like one happy love feast up in da ring. Both of these teams have a lot of respect for the other.
Shannan Lerch: I think that will end here tonight. In order for the Pride to move on and capture a title they will have to fight these former champions.
Luscious Jackson: Well I like both teams and I think dat who ever wins hear has got to be the favorite to win at "ONE".
Shannan Lerch: Well don't forget Portalcide they are on a roll and beat Bishop and Priest last week.
Luscious Jackson: That was a joke last week those clowns don't even belong...
Shannan Lerch: Whatever lets go to the action. It looks like Klubber will get things started for the Pride of the USA against Priest. And Priest not wasting any time trash talking to Klubber. Klubber just shaking his head as both men slap hands...
Klubber knees Priest to the gut then hits him across the back of the neck with a double ax handle. Priest goes down to one knee Klubber grabs him by the back of the neck and drags him into the corner of Pride of the USA. Klubber then hits Priest with a number of chops to the chest. He then grabs him by the arm and whips him across the ring into the opposite corner, Klubber follows and is met with a big boot from Priest. Klubber goes down and Priest is now on the attack by stomping on the fallen Marine. Priest picks Klubber up by his head and locks him into a head lock. Priest keeping his back to the ref is punching Klubber in the face.
Shannan Lerch: This is why Bishop and Priest have been so successful over the years; they know exactly where the ref is and how to hide things from them.
Klubber tries to lift Priest up but can not budge the big man. He then shoves Priest into the ropes and as Priest comes back Klubber bends over for a back flip and Priest stops looks at the crowd and then kicks him in the face. Klubber goes flying backwards and priest casually walks over and tags Bishop.
Luscious Jackson: Klubber really deserved that..... He should have known better than to telegraph that move. Bishop and Priest are veterans and Klubber just made a rookie mistake.
Bishop is now in the ring and goes right after Klubber he picks him up and whips him into the ropes and as he returns hits him with a high knee lift to the gut. Klubber goes down and Bishop drops an elbow on Klubber and covers him.....
This could be it! 1.....2.... No! Klubber kicks out. And Bishop is now up yelling at the ref about a slow count. As he continues to face off with the ref Klubber crawls to his corner and tags the Chief.
Chief leaps over the top rope and comes up behind Bishop and taps him on the shoulder, Bishop with out looking waves off the annoying tap and continues to belittle the ref. Bald Eagle taps again and Bishop turns around with pissed off look on his face and as he does the Chief hits him with a knife edge chop to the chest, Bishop barely moves but has a look of shock on his face.
Luscious Jackson: Bishop can not believe that the Chief is in the ring and that he just gave him a chop. Bald Eagle continues to land some mighty hard chops which have backed Bishop into the ropes.
Chief turns around and springs off the rope on the opposite side of the ring and deliveries a clothesline to Bishop knocking both men to the floor. Chief is the first one up and he helps Bishop up only to whip him into the ring apron. Chief continues to attack with a knee to the gut and then he attempts to pile drive Bishop to the floor.
Shannan Lerch: I can't believe that he is picking up Bishop and yes he hits the pile driver. The ref is counting and is at eight both men could be counted out; bald Eagle is up and quickly rolls under the bottom rope. Stopping the count, but he is holding his back. Lifting Bishop clearly has hurt Bald Eagle.
The Chief manages to get to his corner and tag Klubber while he continues to hold his back.
Luscious Jackson: Now that was amazing! Chief Bald Eagle just lifted a man who is weighs about 100 pounds more than himself, truly a powerful man. See working out in the gym has paid off for the Pride of the USA.
Shannan Lerch: But that move looks like it hurt Bald Eagle more than it did Bishop. The Chief is clearly hurt.
Bishop rolls back into the ring and is slow getting back to his feet but as he does he heads for his corner and Klubber hits him with a football clip, stopping him short of making the tag. As he gets up Klubber nails Priest with a forearm knocking him to the floor. Klubber helps Bishop back to his feet and then climbs to the second rope and hits him with a polish elbow. Bishop goes down. And Priest who is back up and in the ring hits Klubber from behind with a clothesline. Priest is now being restrained by the ref and forced out of the ring. Both legal men are lying on the mat and the ref is now counting at six Klubber is half way up Bishop is now making his way to the ropes and using them to help him up. Klubber gets up and shakes the cobwebs from his head as bishop is now back on his feet he is looking for Priest and then makes the tag. Priest is in the ring and charges at Klubber, he grabs Klubber by the throat and choke slams him to the mat. Priest is now looking to the fans and signaling for the book of Priest.
Shannan Lerch: This is it Priest is now calling for the book of Priest and here it comes he has Klubber up, Oh shit Bald Eagle just clipped Priest knocking him down and Klubber is able to roll away but bishop is now in the ring and all four men just pounding away on each other. Klubber and Priest are the legal men but the ref is just trying to gain some control.
Chief and Bishop Exchange blows in the middle of the ring while Priest kicks Klubber out of the ring and to the floor. Priest follows him and slams him to the floor he then picks him up and whips him into the steps. Meanwhile in the ring Bald Eagle and Bishop continue to just chop away at each other. Chief the ducks a big forearm from Bishop and move around behind Bishop he sets up for a Belly2Belly suplex his first attempt fails but on the second try hits the move. Both men are in obvious pain as they roll around the mat. Ms. Liberty is on the outside of the ring and begins hitting the ring like a tom tom but the Chief is slow to react. Soon the fans begin stomping and clapping in time with Ms. Liberty. Back on the outside of the ring Priest is having his way with Klubber. He rolls Klubber back in the ring, he hooks the leg for the count but the ref is trying to move a semi conscious Bishop out of the way. Priest gets up and grabs the ref and again covers Klubber1..2... he kicks out. Ms. Liberty and the crowd continue to pound out a cadence as the chief slowly raises and goes into a war dance. Meanwhile Priest has covered Klubber two more times but can not get the three count. Bishop is now back on his feet as the chief approaches him and hits him with a knife edge chop. He continues with more chops. Bishop blocks the fifth chop and head butts the chief knocking him to the mat. Bishop then Rolls on top of the Chief hooks the leg at the same time Priest again has Klubber covered. 1....2.... both Chief and Klubber kick out.
Luscious Jackson: Yo Yo Yo can you believe what we are seeing? These four men are beating the crap out of each other. Priest is punching Klubber in the face and he covers him again and again gets a two count. Priest is yelling at Klubber to stay down. But Klubber keeps kicking out.
Shannan Lerch: Bishop is having the same problem with the Chief. Bishop and Priest are getting frustrated because Bald Eagle and Klubber won't stay down. Bishop rolls the Chief to the floor and is now going over to help Priest.
Luscious Jackson: Look out herr comes Allen Bartsch of Portalcide! He has just knocked the ring announcer out of his seat and grabs the chair. The ref is on the other side of the ring with Bald Eagle, Bartsch has just hit Bishop in the head with the chair he is down. The ref is being distracted on the opposite side of the ring by someone; I can't see who it is.
Shannan Lerch: It looks like, it's Suicide! James Suicide is on the floor attacking the Chief. And Ms. Liberty is now rushing to his aid; she just hit Suicide with a thrust kick. The ref is now on the floor attending to the Chief. Suicide is back up and he is going to punch Ms. Liberty.
Luscious Jackson: I, I, I, he hits her and he is going to have to answer to me that som a beach.....
Shannan Lerch: Look! It's Billy Tilley what the hell is he doing with Portalcide? Holy Shit! He just nailed Suicide with a chair. He is now helping Ms. Liberty to the back stage area. What is going on here? Look back in the ring!
Priest is now getting up and is confronting Portal he is circling him around the ring. Priest grabs Portal and lifts him over his head and then slams him to the mat. Priest goes over to check on his brother, as he does Portal gets up and hits Priest in the head with the chair and then rolls Klubber on top of him. The ref turns and sees the cover and starts to count.
Luscious Jackson: 1... 2.. 3!
Klubber rolls out, and Chief quickly follows, going to the back to find out what's going on with Ms. Liberty. Bishop and Priest follow.
Shannan Lerch: What in the hell is happening Portalcide had no business down here at ring side
Luscious Jackson: All I gotta say is if that bastard would have hit Liberty I would have had to forget myself and go over there and K....
