The War Intro
Seth Lerch Promo
The War Match
Title Ceremony

  • War Intro

  • The Pay Per View begins with the WCF Theme playing, as we open up at the arena. The Jumbotron has the WCF logo on it, and the opening pyro hits. The stage is set up with a tank, probably not real, at the entranceway, and besides that an ordinary set. Dark green and brown sparks fly from the ground, as more pyro shoots into the air. The pyro stops, and the theme fades. We cut to the announcers booth, where our announcers for the night are sitting. Zack Davis and Shannan Lerch are sitting in the chairs, amazingly calm.

    Zack Davis: Hello fans, I'm Zack Davis, and I'm here with-

    Shannan Lerch: I'm Shannan Lerch, the hottest woman in the world today.

    Zack Davis: Well, if you say so. Me and Shannan are the PPV announce team, here to call this monumental event. The first WCF World Champion will be crowned, and who knows what other surprises we'l see!

    Shannan Lerch: Yeah, it really will be a great match. The War match, created in WCF, and a hybrid of a 4 Way Dance and a Royal Rumble, in a way. No stupid Ring-Out rules, this match can go anywhere.

    Zack Davis: Remember, though, pinfalls only count in the ring, so going outside doesn't matter that much. But anyways, first we will have an interview with Seth Lerch, the President and founder of this federation...

    Shannan Lerch: And my bro!

  • Seth Lerch Promo
  • Seth Lerchs music, the Mob Mentality theme, hits as the lights go out. Gold strobe lights flash, and The President walks out from behind the curtain as the lights come back on. There is little fan reaction, but Lerch walks to the ring looking at them. He climbs in, and raises his arms in the air. Some fans boo, some fans cheer.

    Zack Davis: Mixed crowd reaction for Seth...quite frankly, he's been an asshole in other federations, and they don't know what to think.

    Shannan Lerch: He was NEVER an asshole! Don't say that..he can fire you.

    Zack Davis: Whoa, your right...uh..all hail the President of WCF!

    Lerch has a microphone now, and is standing in the ring, just looking at the fans. He appears to be cocky, and confident about WCFs premiere. He brings the mic to his mouth..

    Seth Lerch: WCF.

    The fans cheer loudly.

    Seth Lerch: Yeah, you sure as hell better cheer...tonight, the Wrestling Championship Federation World Champion will be crowned. But, first, a few stipulations for this match...first of all, I will be participating.

    Zack Davis: That's not really fair...he's the damn owner! Why should he be an active member?

    Shannan Lerch: You said it..he's the owner. He can do what he wants.

    Zack Davis: Oh yeah.

    Seth Lerch: Furthermore, there will be a special referee for this match, to ensure a clean victory. That man has been with me my whole career, and I trust him more than any other person in this world.

    Zack Davis: Oh no..

    Seth Lerch: That man, my friends, is, RAGE!

    The Mob Mentality theme hits again, and the fans boo this time. The golden strobelights start as the lights go out, and Rage steps into the arena.

    Zack Davis: Fans, for those of you not familiar with the history Seth Lerch and Rage have together, they were a tag team in other federations. Also, Rage was managed by Lerch. Rage is a great high flyer, and another true asshole..

    Rage is wearing full length jeans, and a referee shirt. He has crew cut blonde hair, and a mean look on his face. He walks to the ring, looking full of himself, and rolls in. He has a snicker on his face. Seth hands him the mic..

    Zack Davis: Do I really want to hear what he has to say?

    Shannan Lerch: I don't know, but shut up and listen.

    Rage: Ah, it's good to be back in a wrestling's good to be back in WCF...and it's good to be back in Mob Mentality. Me, and Seth Lerch. I couldn't help but notice, you fans booed me on my way out..

    More booing.

    Zack Davis: Everybody hates Rage!

    Rage: All of you can kiss my...No, you can't kiss my ass. It's too good for you people...and I use that term loosely. Lerch, have the mic back.

    Rage hands the mic back to Lerch, who is smiling as the people in the audience yell at him.

    Seth Lerch: Alright, Rage, good luck man. I have to go to the back, until its my turn to come out. The wrestlers have been given random numbers as to when they will come into the match, but I'm not going to give up my number quite yet. Later.

    Lerch slides out of the ring, and walks to the back to a chorus of boos. He stops and points at Rage before dissapearing behind the curtain. The ring announcer for the night, Kyle Steel, takes the mic from Rage.

  • The War Match
  • The lights start flashing on and off, and Unforgiven by Metallica plays on the PA. Pagan walks to the ring slowly, with a raven on his shoulder.

    Zack Davis: Well, looks like poor Pagan drew number one to come in. Let's see who is second..

    A hawk screams and the lights dim. Follow the Reaper hits the speakers and Hellz Angel walks out slowly as the crowd slightly boos him. He walks down the ramp and climbs into the ring and the lights come back on.

    Shannan Lerch: Hellz Angel is number two...Hellz won the last War match in WCF, becoming the World Champ. He's going to have to beat the odds to do it again, though.

    Hellz attacks Pagan, and Rage rings the bell. Hellz pounds on the man, until Pagan blocks one of Hellz punches. Pagan counters, delivering a Heart Punch. Hellz falls backwards, and Pagan kicks onto the mat. Pagan continues laying the stomps on Hellz, and soon climbs up the turnbuckle. He signals for the Missle Elbowdrop, but Hellz throws himself onto the ropes, which sends Pagan strattling the rope. Hellz runs at Pagan, and Clotheslines him off the top rope. Pagan falls to the floor.

    Zack Davis: In a Royal Rumble, Pagan would be eliminated..not here, though!

    Shannan Lerch: It's been a minuet, and a new superstar is coming in.

    Who We Be by DMX plays, and the G-Funk Kid runs into the arena! The crowd goes wild. Funk Kid runs over to Pagan first, and starts kicking at him. Hellz does a Baseball Slide through the ropes, and hits both of the men. Everyone is down. Pagan is the first to get up, though, and gets back into the ring. Hellz is up second, and starts climbing up, back into the ring. He is on the apron, and Pagan runs at him, and executes an Arabian Powerbomb! The two men land on top of Kid, and everyone is down, again.

    Zack Davis: Amazing move by Pagan..Hellz is getting his ass handed to him, it seems. I did NOT expect this.

    Hellz appears to be completely out of this match, but Pagan and G-Funk get back up. G-Funk gets on the apron, and does an Asai Moonsault, taking Pagan down.

    Zack Davis: I'd like to remind the fans that there is no count-out rule in this match, so the wrestlers can stay outside the ring as long as they want..and I think it's time for a new wrestler.

    Bodies by Drowning Pool hits, and Dragula enters the arena. He walks slowly to the ring, being cautious of the other participants. Pagan and G-Funk have moved back into the ring, and now Dragula is attacking Hellz. Dragula rolls Hellz into the ring, and then gets in himself.

    Shannan Lerch: Finally, all four men are in the ring...they really aren't men, more like boys though.

    G-Funk has just started brawling with Dragula, and Pagan has climbed to the top rope. He does the Missle Elbowdrop onto Hellz, but Hellz manages to move out of the way. Pagan is on the ground, clutching his elbow. Hellz turns around, Funk Kid kicks him in the gut. He then delivers the Funk Bomb! Dragula attacks him from behind, before he can capitilize, and Pagan crawls over, pinning Hellz Angel. He hooks the leg, and Rage makes the count. 1. 2..3. Hellz Angel has just been eliminated from the match.

    Zack Davis: The first Pinfall of the night! Hellz Angel, who had to be one of the favorites in this match, is eliminated.

    Hellz is eliminated, and goes to the back. About ten seconds after Hellz has dissapeared, Forever hits. That is Logans music! Logan walks out from the back, looking VERY pissed.

    Shannan Lerch: How is that for irony? Logan must have wanted revenge on Hellz for what happened during the last WCF War match, and he doesn't get it! He is such a badass..

    Logan gets in the ring, and instantly attacks Pagan, showing no mercy. Logan kicks Pagan several times in the leg, and then applies the LoganShooter! Pagan taps, and Rage notices. Pagan is eliminated, but Logan doesn't release the hold! Rage doesn't do anything to stop Logan, and turns his attention to G-Funk and Dragula. Dragula has G-Funk down, and as G-Funk goes to stand back up, Dragula kicks him. Dragula appears to be going for the Last Drag, but G-Funk catches his leg and brings him down, in the Ankle Lock. Dragula taps, and he is eliminated already.

    Zack Davis: Dragula sure didn't spend too much time in the ring..and look, Logan STILL has the LoganShooter on Pagan!

    Logan finally releases the hold, and Pagan rolls out of the ring. He limps to the back. Logan and G-Funk Kid are the only men in the ring, and are staring each other down..until new music hits. People = Shit by Slipknot, and Creeping Death walks calmly into the arena. He is holding a steel chair, and once he is midway down the ramp, runs into the ring. He swings it, and hits Logan square in the head. Logan goes down, and G-Funk makes the cover. Rage starts the count. 1. 2. Kickout. Logan somehow kicked out of that vicious chair shot! G-Funk sits up, and C.D. hits him with the chair as well. Logan is back up, though, and as C.D. turns around, Logan delivers a Superkick to the chair. The chair is sent into C.D.s face, and C.D. goes down. The crowd naturally boos Logan, who seems to be loving it. Both C.D. and G-Funk are laying still..and Logan has the mic?

    Logan: Damn you, WCF! You boudles! I have an interview that was supposed to be shown before this match started, and it didn't get shown...

    Zack Davis: Logan is so self centered, we didn't have time for-

    Logan: SHUT UP!

    Zack Davis: Hmm, that's funny, he can't hear what I'm saying. Oh well, I better do what the man says.

    Logan: With the exception of Shannan Lerch, everyone in WCF are a bunch of boudles, and-

    House of a Thousand Corpses hits, and Whyte Zombie is making his way to the ring, inturrupting Logans promo. Logan is furious. He drops the mic, and sends another Superkick to Zombie as he is getting into the ring. G-Funk has just gotten back up, and is behind Logan. He picks up the chair and swings it, but Logan ducks, going down to punch Zombie in the face.

    Zack Davis: That was pure luck that Logan missed the chair shot..

    The force from G-Funks chair shot keeps Funk spinning, and he accidently hits the ref, Rage! Rage goes down. G-Funk looks worried, obviously because Rage might not let him win the match now. Funk tries to see if Rage is OK, but instead gets a punch to the face! Rage punches Funk multiple times, and then delivers the Rage Crusher, which is a Powerbomb to Facebuster. Funk is down, and C.D. makes the pin. A quick 1, 2, 3, and G-Funk is eliminated.

    Zack Davis: That was NOT fair! G Funk Kid should still be in the match, Rage had no right to do that. It was an accident!

    Shannan Lerch: Shut up, Rage is a fair man.

    New music is playing, and it's Living Dead Girl...Katie! Katie, Cyrus' manager is coming to the ring.

    Shannan Lerch: You go, girl!

    Katie is in the ring, and she attacks Whyte Zombie. Zombie quickly counters though, and kicks her in the gut. He is about to deliver the Zombies Bite, but she elbows him, and he lets her go. Meanwhile, C.D. and Logan are fighting. Logan has the upper hand, and DDTs C.D. to the mat. Logan pins C.D., but Zombie breaks it up.

    Zack Davis: Stupid move by Whyte Zombie, because Creeping Death might have just been eliminated.

    Zombie attacks Logan, but Logan DDTs him too! Katie is the only one standing up, and Logan glares at her. He is about to attack her when Taste It plays. Killer Instinct runs to the ring, and gets in. C.D. has just gotten up, and Killer delivers the Death Sentence to him! He pins. 1. 2. 3, and Creeping Death is eliminated. Logan then attacks Killer Instinct, and Katie attacks Whyte Zombie. Katie runs at him and Spears him, sending him down. She climbs the turnbuckle, and does a 630 Splash! She then pins him. 1, 2, 3, another elimination! Logan and Killer are brawling, and Katie runs up behind Killer, and hits him with a Dropkick. Logan then grabs him and does a Belly to Belly suplex. Logan then turns around to Katie, and does The Connector to her!! The crowd boos like crazy, and Logan pins her. 1. 2. NO! Cyrus has appeared out of nowhere, and pulls Logan out of the ring! Katie is still on the ground, though. Cyrus punches Logan, and then rolls in the ring. He sees that Katie is hurt...but, he pins her? 1. 2. 3. Cyrus has eliminated his own girlfriend, Katie.

    Zack Davis: WHAT KIND OF A MAN IS THAT!?

    Shannan Lerch: He's a good man. I'm sure he just wanted to get Katie out of this match, so she can be taken to the hospital..

    Cyrus helps Katie out of the ring, and is carrying her to the back, but Logan attacks him.

    Zack Davis: Logan...Logan is a...I can't think of any name for him.

    Two WCF Referees run to the ring, and carry Katie to the back, as Logan attacks Cyrus. Killer Instinct then gets out of the ring, punches both men, and rolls them back in. He gets in as well, and stomps on both of them. The two men soon get the best of him, though, and they stand up. Logan and Cyrus deliver a Double Suplex to Killer Instinct. Cyrus pins him. 1. 2. No, Killer kicks out. Crush 'Em by Megadeth plays, and Outcast is in the match! Outcast runs in, and starts punching an unsuspecting Cyrus.

    Zack Davis: Outcast is a former NCW World Champion...can he be WCF Champion too?

    Outcast sends Cyrus to the corner, and goes for the Sick Twist. Cyrus ducks, though, and then punches Outcast into the corner. Meanwhile, Logan has Killer Instinct down, and is stomping on him. Killer grabs Logans leg, and Logan falls on his back. Killer gets up and puts Logan in the Sharpshooter! Will Logan tap out? Rage checks...Logan isn't tapping...but Killer continues to tighten the hold. Somehow, Logan manages to reach the ropes, and Killer must release the hold. Logan holds his leg, but rolls out of the ring. Instinct turns, and starts hitting Cyrus, along with Outcast. Outcast and Killer deliver a Spike Powerbomb to Cyrus, and Killer pins him. Logan puts Cyrus' leg on the rope. Rage doesn't count the pin! Killer is angry, and rolls out of the ring to attack Logan. Outcast then pins Cyrus, but only gets a 2 count. Cyrus then gives Outcast a low blow, and punches him. Cyrus delivers the Total Annilihation move, and pins Outcast. 1, 2, 3. Outcast has been eliminated!

    Shannan Lerch: Well, so much for that loser Outcast...I wonder who is coming out next.

    Dan Dives music plays, and Brutal Greatness walk out, together, from the back! They are coming to the ring together! Joel Ruby attacks Cyrus, while Dan Dive attacks Killer Instinct and Logan. Ruby punchs Cyrus, but Cyrus quickly gets the advantage and whips him to the turnbuckle. Cyrus puts him in the Tree of Woe position, and delivers the Satans Revenge!

    Zack Davis: That movie is illegal, but Rage is telling Logan, Killer Instinct, and Dive to get back into the ring.

    Cyrus pins Ruby, and yells at Rage to count. 1. 2. 3. Joel Ruby has been eliminated already.

    Shannan Lerch: That must have been the shortest time in the ring for any of the participants thus far..

    However, it looks like Ruby isn't leaving. Ruby and Dive attacks Killer Instinct, and deliver the Brutality finisher, on the outside! Logan rolls Killer into the ring, and pins him. Rage counts. 1. 2. 3. Killer Instinct, after a somewhat long stay, has finally been eliminated. Dive also gets in the ring, as Ruby makes his exit. Dive attacks Logan, and Cyrus simply rests in the corner. Rovin Gangsta plays, and Red Baron makes his way to the ring. Baron trips Cyrus from outside the ring, and then gets in. Dive does a Dropkick to Logan, which sends Logan to the ground. He then jumps up to the turnbuckle, and flies down with Air Walking! Dive pins Logan..Rage starts to count. 1. 2. NO! Amazingly, Logan just gets his shoulder up.

    Shannan Lerch: Logan is showing tremendous heart..

    Zack Davis: Yes, his tremendous, black heart.

    Dive is amazed, and continues going to work on Logan. Meanwhile, Cyrus and Baron are brawling, and Baron delivers the Dangerous DDT to him. Lateralus plays, and Killian comes down the ramp. He gets in, and kicks Baron in the gut. He then does the Rush, and pins Baron. 1. 2. 3. Red Baron is gone! Killian pins Cyrus, hoping to score a quick upset, but Cyrus kicks out at 2. Dive and Logan continue to brawl, and Killian attacks Dive from behind. Dive elbows Killian, and turns around. Dive kicks Killian, and ties up with him. Dan gets behind, and delivers a German Suplex. He then climbs the rope and executes the Suicide Dive! This results in a pinning situation, 1, 2, 3, and Killian is eliminated. The Mob Mentality theme plays, and it's time for Seth Lerch!

    Shannan Lerch: ...Here we go.

    Seth Lerch runs to the ring, and first delivers a low blow to Dan Dive. He punches Dan Dive repeatedly, as Cyrus and Logan attack each other. He gives Dive a Vertical Suplex, and then does the Final Authority! Lerch pins Dive, and Rage counts, incredibly fast. 123. Dive has been eliminated.

    Shannan Lerch: YES! Go Seth!

    Zack Davis: This is disgusting...Dive should still be in the match. This is just, wrong.

    Lerch then attacks Cyrus, and DDTs him. Cyrus is down, and Logan starts pounding on him. Lerch, however, climbs the turnbuckle. Lerch just sits there, resting, as Logan does the work. Logan kicks Cyrus repeatedly, then picks him up. He whips Cyrus to the ropes, and catches him in a Sleeper as he comes back. He then does The Connector! He pins. 1. 2. 3. Cyrus has finally been eliminated.

    Zack Davis: Cyrus did very good in this match, and if he would have been entered later in the tournament, he could have won it..

    Logan and Lerch are left in the ring, alone. They have known each other for a long time, and have a history..but Giving In plays before they attack each other. Death runs to the ring, and decks Lerch. Lerch goes down, and out of the ring. Death and Logan brawl, and Logan is tired. Death gets the upper hand, and does the Evenflow DDT. Logan is down, and Death pins him. One. Two. Two and a half.. NO! Logan kicks out! Logan then rolls out of the ring, leaving Death alone. Rollout plays, and MystykDevil runs into the arena, and in the ring. Devil is the last entrant into this match. Devil and Death punch each other, one after another, until Lerch pulls Death out of the ring and Logan pulls out Devil. Logan punches Devil, but Devil blocks it and does a Single Arm DDT onto the cement! On the other side of the ring, Death is manhandling Lerch, but Lerch grabs a chair from ringside. Our President swings, and knocks Death down. He rolls Death into the ring, and then climbs to the turnbuckle. Rage watches as Lerch flies down with a Flying Elbowdrop, and then pins Death. 123, another fast count by Rage, and Death is gone.

    Shannan Lerch: YES! My brother kicks ass!

    Logan, meanwhile, has gotten back up, and is working on Devil. He does a Snap Suplex, and Devils back hits the cement hard. Logan then stomps away.

    Zack Davis: Man, Logan is vicious. He has no remorse for his actions. MystykDevil could be seriously hurt.

    Logan continues stomping, but Devil manages to get up and get inside the ring. Lerch is resting, not doing anything, as Logan climbs back in. Logan kicks Devil a few times, and then does a Backflip Kick. Devil is down, and Logan puts him in the LoganShooter. Rage checks...and Devil taps out.

    Zack Davis: Well...this is it. It has come down to two men. Seth Lerch and Logan. Lerch is somewhat fresh to the match, but isn't in that great shape..however, Logan has been in the match for a long time, and has to be ready to pass out. He has worked hard to get where he is...but the deciding factor is Rage. Rage isn't going to let Logan win the's basicly over.

    Seth Lerch is standing, looking at Logan. Logan struggles to get up, and Lerch smirks at him. Once Logan is standing, he notices that Lerch is the only one left. They stare each other down, and Rage watches both of them.

    Zack Davis: These two men do have a lot of history with each other, and this is very could cut the tension with a butterknife.

    Shannan Lerch: I want to see Seth cut Logan with a butterknife! I want too see Seth win this damn match! Logan is kinda cute and all, but..

    Lerch and Logan approach, not taking their eyes off one another. It looks like Lerch is going to make the first move! He swings at Logan, but misses...and falls down.

    Zack Davis: Lerch fell, what happened?

    Logan pins Seth, and Rage counts. 1, 2, 3...


    The bell rings, and Logan raises his arms in victory!

    Zack Davis: I don't believe this...this is the highpoint of Logans career. He has worked his ass off, and waited years for this Title. He's done it. But what happened to Lerch? And why did Rage do what he did?

    Lerch is standing back up...and grabs Logans hand. Rage grabs Logans other hand, and they raise it into the air. The fans boo, because they know they just witnessed the biggest swerve in WCF History.

    Zack Davis: What is happening? Are Seth Lerch and Logan...friends?

    Seth Lerch takes the mic, as the crowd throws trash into the ring.

    Seth Lerch: Your WCF World Champion, Logan!

  • World Title Ceremony
  • The crowd boos and continues throwing trash as Logan smiles. Lerch continues talking on the mic, as Rage gets the World Title, which was located at the announcers booth.

    Seth Lerch: I'll tell you all the truth now...I knew what was happening from the beginning, but, Logan didn't. He didn't know what was going to happen, and he didn't know I would make him the WCF Champion. I hand picked you, Logan. I decided that you were going to be the head of WCF. And I know that no one, and I mean NO ONE, is going to take that Title from you. Rage, give it to him.

    Rage holds the Title in his hands, and hands it over to Logan. Confetti falls from the ceiling, and Forever blasts loudly. Logan smiles, looking over the crowd, and he holds the World Title above his head. More booing. He then wraps it around his waist, and takes a mic.

    Logan: Well, I have a few words to say, and-

    The crowd is chanting "Shut Up!" at Logan, and he is looking mad.

    Logan: SHUT UP!

    The chant gets louder and louder, and it is almost drowning out the music.

    Logan: That's it, you boudles don't even deserve to hear the Face of Treachery talk! I did...what I hadta get to the top!

    Logan, still wearing the WCF World Title, rolls out of the ring. Lerch and Rage glare at the fans, and rolls out also. The scene fades as the WCF Logo comes onto the screen, and we see a shot of Logan, wearing the Title.