Zack Davis: Hello fans, this is the first WCF Wednesday Night! I'm Zack Davis, and my partner for the night will be my long time friend, Kyle Steel.
Kyle Steel: Yeah, you know it.. let's get on with the show.
The Mob Mentality theme hits, and out comes Mob Mentality. Seth Lerch and Rage. Seth walks in front of Rage, and Rage yells at the fans, but Seth pays no attention to them. Seth rolls into the ring, and takes a mic out of his pocket. He looks around at the fans, booing loudly, before speaking.
Seth Lerch: You all suck ass.
A lot of booing, but Lerch is loving it.
Seth Lerch: You all suck ass, and therefore, you don't even deserve to know what I'm going to tell you...but I'm announcing the Main Event for the next Saturday Slam! I've put a lot of thought into it, and let me tell you..this match should be great. People have been asking me, "Seth, when are you going to get some Tag Team Champions?" or "I want Tag Team Champions" or "Give me some goddamn Tag Team Champions"...well, on Saturday, we will crown the first Tag Team Champions!
Kyle Steel: Listen to the fans cheer that! The Tag Team division is always one of the best. Who will compete in this match, though?
Before Lerch can announce the men, Hellz Angel runs into the ring! He is behind Lerch, and he starts pounding him on the head! Rage quickly breaks it up, and punches Hellz. He appears to be wearing iron knuckles. Logan soon appears in the ring, and he attacks Hellz as well. Logan hits The Connecter on him! Hellz is barely concious after this attack, but Lerch has his mic back.
Seth Lerch: What in the hell was that!? Hellz, you have no right interfering in my speech. You want to know you match on Slam, eh? Well, this is going to be one hell of a big match... A Four Way Tag. Let me explain the rules. There are four men in the ring at one time, one man from each team, and he can tag in his partner at any time, of course. The first person to make the pin, gets the win..
Zack Davis: WHO ARE THE PARTICIPANTS ALREADY!?
Lerch pulls a paper out of his pocket, with the teams written on it. Hellz continues to watch, unable to get away from any of the men.
Seth Lerch: And, the people in this match...MY boys, the team of Logan and Cyrus. The Children of Filth, Hellz Angel and Mad Dog. Some crappy jobbers, I can't really remember their names...oh, yeah, G Funk Kid and Outcast. And, Creeping Death, who will have to find himself a partner.
Zack Davis: Holy crap on a stick! That is one monumental match. If Creeping Death can somehow pull off the win tonight, well, he will definitely have the momentum going in...IF he can find himself a partner..
Kyle Steel: Hey, maybe Rick Mad will be his partner. I mean, Rick will be here tonight, to help him in his match against Logan..
Zack Davis: You're not that stupid, Kyle, you know Rick won't be here. That was just a plan by Logan to get Creeping Death to go easy on him...and I know Creep would never go easy on anyone.
Lerch drops the mic, and rolls out of the ring. Rage follows, without ever saying a word, and the two men head to the back. Logan, however, stays in the ring, punches Hellz Angel a few more times. He eventually gets out, while the EMTs come to take away Hellz. Hellz won't have any of it, and delivers the Needle Head to one of them. The rest back away from him, and he walks to the backstage area himself.
Giving In plays across the arena. Death walks out slow, raises arms to the audience, hits the ramp, and charges to the ring, then sits down in the corner.
Perfect Strangers starts, pyro shoots down, and Epic walks out with his nice robe on.
Death tackles Epic. Epic gets back to his feet. Epic punches Death hard, and Death is sent across the ring. Epic is ready for his next move. Epic uses a snap mare takeover on Death. Death gets back to his feet. Death hits Epic with the back of his elbow. Epic puts Death on the top rope and executes a superplex. Epic climbs to his feet. Death is back on his feet. Death body slams Epic. Death sucks chants start in the crowd.
Zack Davis: Death with a body slam.
Death covers Epic. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Epic kicks out.
Kyle Steel: That was almost the end of the match right there!
Death puts a knee to Epic's back and pulls hims arms back. The referee is checking the situation. ... Death tightens the hold. ... ... Death tightens the hold. Epic escapes. Epic takes a slap to the face from Death. Death is up again. Epic kicks Death in the gut. Epic delivers a kick to the head of Death. Death moves back to his feet. Epic swings at Death, but Death ducks and gets behind him. Death with a Sleeper Drop! Now Death standing. Death slaps Epic. Death jabs Epic. Death vertical suplexes Epic to the mat.
Kyle Steel: What a vertical suplex!
Death applies the camel clutch on Epic. Referee Billy Flew is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Death breaks the hold.
Kyle Steel: The WCF is the only place for entertainment like this! Thank god.
Death measures Epic up and drops a closed fist. Death is up again. Death hits Epic with an elbowdrop. Now Death standing. Death stomps Epic's head. Death hits Epic with an elbowdrop. Death climbs to his feet. Death measures Epic up and drops a closed fist. Death moves back to his feet. Death stomps Epic's head. Epic lifts Death into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. Epic climbs to his feet. Death climbs to his feet. Epic goes for a figure four. The referee is checking the situation. ... Death trys to escape. ... ... ... Death escapes. Death grabs Epic's head and DDT's him on the mat. Death gets up.
Kyle Steel: I wish every match could be like this! These guys are almost as good as me. Wouldn't you agree?
Zack Davis: Not in this life time.
Epic punches Death in the head. Epic kicks Death in the back of the leg. Epic goes for a pin. Billy Flew counts the pin. ...1 Death kicks out. Death is back on his feet. Epic gets sidewalk slammed by Death. Death piledrives Epic into the mat. Epic is up again. Epic and Death move from the ring to moon Epic with an illegal chokehold on Death. Death stands up. Epic uppercuts Death. Epic picks up Death and does the Epic Falls, a version of the Razors Edge! Epic covers Death hooking the leg. Billy Flew counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3.
Kyle Steel: Epic has won, this match is finally over.
Zack Davis: The winner of this match, Epic!!!
The lights go off, and Iron Man plays. A red spotlight is on the entrance, and The Assasin walks through and slowly walks into the ring.
Follow The Reaper plays, and the lights start flashing red. Mad Dog runs out screaming to the ring.
The Assasin checks his boots. Mad Dog tests out the ropes. (ring, ring, ring) Pete Wright hits a kneeling headbutt to Mad Dog's groin. Mad Dog gets back to his feet. Mad Dog pokes Wright in the eye with his thumb. Mad Dog uppercuts Wright. Mad Dog pokes The Assasin in the eyes. Mad Dog uses a snap mare takeover on Pete Wright.
Zack Davis: snap mare!
Mad Dog kicks Wright on the mat. Mad Dog puts Wright in an arm grapevine submission. Wright gets up. Mad Dog is nailed with a waistlock suplex from The Assasin.
Kyle Steel: Nice waistlock suplex by Pete Wright.
Pete Wright drags Mad Dog to the floor. Billy Flew starts the count (.1) Wright chokes Mad Dog with a microphone cable. (..2) They lockup. Pete Wright sends Mad Dog to the corner of ringside.
Kyle Steel: Pete Wright executes a weak move.
(...3) Mad Dog bites Pete Wright's arm out of desparation. (....4) The Assasin kicks Mad Dog in the head. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. The Assasin and Mad Dog move back to ringside. Wright and Mad Dog move back into the ring. Wright punches Mad Dog repeatedly. Mad Dog bounces The Assasin off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Mad Dog gets up. Mad Dog applies an arm wrench to The Assasin. The Assasin gets back to his feet. Mad Dog trys for a stomachbreaker but Wright avoids it. The Assasin is locked in the elbow submission by Mad Dog. Billy Flew asks Pete Wright if he quits. ... Mad Dog tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Pete Wright is fighting the hold. Pete Wright escapes. The Assasin grabs Mad Dog's head and DDT's him on the mat. Pete Wright climbs to his feet.
Kyle Steel: What a match!
They lockup. Pete Wright sends Mad Dog to the corner of the ring. Pete Wright kicks Mad Dog in the groin. Pete Wright kicks Mad Dog in the gut. Wright kicks Mad Dog in the back of the leg.
Zack Davis: The Assasin executes a kick.
Mad Dog climbs to his feet. Pete Wright is speared by Mad Dog, who then picks him up and does the Scream 4 Me!
Kyle Steel: Nice Crucifix Powerbomb by Mad Dog.
Mad Dog pins The Assasin. 1. 2. 3.
Zack Davis - Mad Dog has won the match!
Kyle Steel - The winner of this match, Mad Dog!!!
We go backstage, and Creeping Death is standing at a payphone.
Zack Davis: I wonder who he's talking to..
Creeping Death: Can you be here tonight?...Perfect. See ya then.
Creeping Death looks at the camera, a smile on his face.
Creeping Death: Logan, it's true. It's frickin' true, boy.
He begins walking away, looking confident about tonights match.
Kyle Steel: ...I don't believe it...could Rick Mad really be coming?
Zack Davis: No, he couldn't. This has to be part of Logans elaborate trap for Creeping Death...
Kyle Steel: Screw all this serious crap, we have a Womens match now! YES!
Katie comes out with Cyrus, and walks down the ramp. The crowd blares with excitement. Cyrus lifts her up and puts her in the ring, but he stays at ring side and waits as she struts around the ring. She then waits for her opponent, when unexpected music hits..It's the Mob Mentality theme.
Zack Davis: Ugh..why would Lerch or Rage be coming out AGAIN? I've had more than enough of them.
Sure enough, Lerch steps out on the entranceway, with a microphone in his hand. He also has a piece of paper.
Seth Lerch: Sorry to inform you, Katie, but you have the night off tonight. Earlier today, Francine Marie quit, so you don't have an opponent.
Katie: That isn't fair!! I wanted a match! I want to get my first win in WCF!
Seth Lerch: Uh..fine. You'l have a match. It's against.. Me. Let's get this on.
Seth walks to the ring, and rolls in. Katie looks confused, until Lerch just lays down in the ring. She pins him, and the ref has to count. 1. 2. 3. Katie has won her first match.
Zack Davis: Well, that was pretty damn stupid...
Katie jumps up and down excitedly, and Cyrus rolls in the ring, and hugs her. They french kiss in celebration, and Lerch shakes his head in disgust at the two.
Seth Lerch: Get a room....
Lerch rolls out of the ring, and Katie and Cyrus follow.
Kyle Steel: I was looking forward to a good womens match, and I get this? I get Cyrus and Katie making out, and Lerch letting himself be pinned..again.. NOT FAIR!!
Zack Davis: Look at it this way, Kyle... we have a great match next, friend vs friend..for the Number One Contendership for the TV Title!