D-Day vs "Captain" Jack Dancer
Chris Avery vs Ryan Daniels
Johnny Anthrax vs Tank Reaper
US Title: Slickie T vs Mikami
Gravedigger vs Logan
World Title: Johnny Reb vs Dake Ken vs Torture
Sodom, Gomorrah, Washington D.C. (Sheep in Shepherds Clothing) by Anti-Flag hits, and WCF Blast is on the air! The fans cheer and roar and go crazy and get overheated by huge blasts of pyro as we go on the air.
Zach Davis: Welcome to Blast! I'm here with Shannan Lerch and Luscious Jackson.
Luscious Jackson: The pleasure is all yours, Zach and Shannan.
Shannan Lerch: Ha... ha.
Zach Davis: The pleasure IS ours, because what a night we have tonight! Six huge matchups, including one of the most interesting World Title encounters we've had in quite a while!
Shannan Lerch: That's right, Zach. Johnny Reb versus Dake Ken versus Torture.
Luscious Jackson: Reb has been chasing Torture for a while, and was unsuccesful at beating him last month for the Title. However, he WAS succesful in defeating him for the GWC belt recently on Slam.
Zach Davis: Dake Ken, of course, has also been after the World Title.. ever since he returned to help free WCF from the Dark Side. Of course, Reb wasn't even supposed to be in the match - and oddly enough, Torture was the one to get him in it.
Shannan Lerch: Do you think Torture has recruited Reb to his side, somehow?
Luscious Jackson: No way Shannan, no way.
Zach Davis: I DO know that Johnny Reb and Dake Ken are probably going to be more at each other's throats than ever before, that's for sure.
Shannan Lerch: We also have my Logan up against Gravedigger.
Luscious Jackson: YOUR Logan? Geez. That dawg gotta teach his ho what's up.
Zach Davis: Erm.. yeah. Anyway, yes, we do, in a no disqualification match. Rumors have been rampant about Logan's retirement. For weeks we weren't even sure that Logan was still with the company, and now we're not sure if he's staying, or if this is his last match, or what. All I know is that there hasn't been this much intrigue surrounding Logan since August of '06.
Shannan Lerch: We have a US Title match between Mikami and Slickie T, Allen Guiliano.
Luscious Jackson: Ah, Guiliano! He likesa tha spicy meataballas!
Zach Davis: ...Terrible, racist impersonations aside, Allen Guiliano is undefeated here in WCF. Mikami is no slouch, however, and may be his toughest opponent to date.
Shannan Lerch: Really? Slickie T boasts wins over Jack of Blades and Logan!
Zach Davis: True, but Mikami is a young buck, and up and comer, hungry. Just like Slickie T.
Luscious Jackson: The real story behind this matchup is, of course, the fact that tonight we should find out who the hell S.K. is. RecklesS Killing? Sim SnuKa? Silver King? Ron Killings?
Shannan Lerch: Yes, I do think everyone is very curious about that. I'm excited.
Zach Davis: In a feud that has been going on ever since Tank Reaper invited Johnny Anthrax to his Talk With Tank segment, Tank and Anthrax will finally fight one on one, in a Biker Chain match.
Luscious Jackson: And Chris Avery fights Ryan Daniels!
Shannan Lerch: And in our opener, D-Day fights newcomer "Captain" Jack Dancer! That one will definitely be interesting!
Zach Davis: Let's go!
D-Day vs "Captain" Jack Dancer
Luscious Jackson: Dis gotta be the craziest matchup I've ever seen..
Dead and Gone by T.I> ft Juston Timberlake plays in the speakers. The lights are dim as u see a giant United States flag appear on the screen. The lights flash on to D-Day saluting the flag. The screen says none shall be forgotten in the line of war. As also the screen shows pictures of D-Days brothers and father, as D-Day makes his way to the ring. When D-Day get in the ring he salutes the flag and as soon as he salutes red, white, and blue fireworks burst in the stadium.
Shannan Lerch: Well, here's D-Day, and-
Zach Davis: Ahh!
A pirateish howl fills the arena, "I'm Shipping Up To Boston" plays. Jack Dancer and Lucy prance to the top of the stage, hands gripped on the handles of the swords pushed into their side hostlers. Ready for battle they prance moar down the ramp, sliding into the ring, relinquishing their plastic weapons to officials.
Luscious Jackson: I said it once, and I'll say it again.. crazy white people.
The bell rings, and D-Day and Jack Dancer meet in the middle of the ring.
Zach Davis: A man obsessed with World War II wrestling a pirate. Can I get a WCF chant?
Dancer walks up and YARRs right in D-Day's face. D-Day takes this as a sign of disrespect and whips Dancer to the ropes, and then snaps off a nice Dropkick. Dancer goes down, gets back up, and is met with a quick Superkick from D-Day!
Shannan Lerch: D-Day really wants this win!
D-Day picks Dancer up and hits the Dead and Forgotten! He then pins.
One, two, three!
Luscious Jackson: Damn, that was fast. D-Day is a savage.
D-Day stands up and celebrates before heading to the back.
Chris Avery vs Ryan Daniels
Voice: Welcome to Hollywood, may all your dreams come true
The suspenceful tone of the intro plays as the violins set the lets to flicker red.
"WE MUST SURVIVE!"
Guitars hits and the crowd is on their feet and pyro rains down on the entrance ramp and Ryan Daniels emerges from the back with a random T-shirt on he stands underneath the pyro, his head bowed as the intro continues to play. After it finishes the pyro stops and Ryan walks down the ramp
This is a wake up call
To all who their eyes
This is our hope,
Hopeless beaten strife
HE stops at the middle and starts to hop up and down, getting himself hyped up and ready for his match.
You kill the messenger not to hear it
It doesn't mean it never happened
It doesn't mean it never happened
He runs up the ring steps and slingshots into the ring. HE runs up the turnbuckles and stop, one foot on the top buckle and the other on the second he points out tot he crowd, mouthing the chorus to the song.
"This is our mission
statement to go show the world
GO SHOW THE WORLD
We must survive"
HE hops off the turnbuckle and removes his shirt as the music starts to fade out.
Zach Davis: The Broken Ryan Daniels inside the ring and ready to fight.
Luscious Jackson: He's fightin' my boy Chris Avery!
The crowd goes crazy as the lights go out. Let It Rock by Kevin Rudolf blares through the sound system. Avery walks out on stage from behind the curtain. Avery flips back his hood on his black sweatshirt and smiles at the crowd. They cheer louder. Avery slaps five with some fans and slides in to the ring.
Shannan Lerch: The bell has sounded OH DANIELS STRIKES FIRST!
Daniels does, Lerch. Daniels beats down Avery with kicks to his back before Avery can even take off his sweatshirt. Daniels rips it off of Avery and throws it out of the ring before picking up Avery and hitting a snap suplex. Daniels picks up Avery and throws him to the corner and begins strikes to the face. Daniels takes Avery out of the corner and hits a forearm uppercut sending Avery back into the corner. Daniels runs at Avery but Avery lifts Daniels over his head to the outside. Daniels lands on the apron however, and as soon as Avery tries to walk out of the corner, Daniels grabs him by the face from behind and slams him back down. Daniels springboards from the apron to the top rope and then double-foot-stomps Avery's midsection. The crowd boo's as Ryan Daniels taunts in the center of the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Daniels likes to taunt.
Zach Davis: So do you.
Daniels picks up Avery and sits him on the top rope turnbuckle facing the crowd. Daniels grabs Avery by the neck and taunts for a neck breaker. He steps and leaps, but Avery holds on to the top rope and Daniels falls to his back. Avery turns around on the ropes and leaps into the air when Daniels gets to his feet for a crossbody. It connects, however, Daniels rolls backwards and makes a pin on Avery out of it! One! Two!
Zach Davis: Avery kicked out!
Daniels and Avery get to their feet, and Avery goes for a clothesline but Daniels ducks and when Avery bounces off the ropes Daniels hits Angel's Pain! Avery gets kicked right in the face, but has the common sense of not falling back in the ring, so he stumbles through the ropes and falls to the outside. Daniels slides out of the ring and picks up Avery and smashes his head into the guardrail. He picks up Avery again and drops him chest first on the guardrail. Avery stumbles back into the apron. Daniels hits a few back hand chops before picking up a chair next to the guardrail. Daniels holds the chair up over his head and walks over to Avery who is now stumbling over to the other side of the ring on the outside. Daniels goes to strike Avery with the chair when the ref bends through the ropes and stops the chair mid-swing. Daniels lets go of the chair when Avery gives a kick and a sitting out DDT!
Zach Davis: Oh! On the outside! Both men are down.
Luscious Jackson: Ref's countin' dog!
Avery gets up first, but Daniels is making his way to his feet too. Avery throws Daniels face first into the ring post! Avery slides in the ring and then slides back out so the ref stops his count. Avery picks up Daniels and smashes his head into the apron a few times before rolling him inside of the ring. Avery slides in just as Daniels gets up. Avery hits a kick to the midsection, a kick to the shoulder, a kick to the thigh and then a spin kick to the face of Ryan Daniels. He stumbles back against the ropes and then rebounds forward where Avery picks up Daniels and hits a spinebuster. Avery walks over to Daniels head and taunts. The crowd goes crazy. Avery points to the crowd which all point back. Avery hits the ropes, leap frogs over Ryan Daniels and bounces off the ropes then as he steps towards Daniels the crowd yells out "THE TRUTH!" just as he hits a leg drop (Hogan-Style..) Avery pins.
Shannan Lech: One! Two! Kickout!
Zach Davis: Close one for Avery.
Avery picks up Daniels and punches before sending him to the ropes. On the rebound Avery goes for a dropkick. Daniels hangs on the ropes. Avery lands on his back. Daniels steps over to Avery but Chris picks up Daniels by his feet and flips him over. Daniels lands on his feet by Avery's head. Avery nips up just as Daniels hits the ropes. Avery turns around and goes for a back body drop. Daniels flips and lands on his feet. Avery turns around and Daniels points to the crowd where the ref looks. Daniels then knees Avery right in the groin. Avery bends forward and the crowd boo's..
Daniels picks up Chris Avery, but he floats over and pushes Daniels against the ropes. Daniels returns and Avery hits a spear! Avery goes to the top rope and hits a mean elbow drop. Avery covers. One! Two! Three! It's over! The ref raises Chris Avery's arm!
Zach Davis: Avery picks up the win against Ryan Daniels here tonight!
Shannan Lerch: The Truth has spoken..
Luscious Jackson: That's mah boy!
Avery slides out of the ring and celebrates with the fans by leaning over the guardrail. Daniels is holding his chest when he gets up all angry like. Avery smiles and makes his way up the ramp while Let It Rock plays over the speakers.
Johnny Anthrax vs Tank Reaper
Biker Chain Match
Fireworks explode on the ramp, and everyone quickly turns their attention to it. Sympathy by Non Divine hits the speakers and the crowd goes nuts. Tank Reaper walks slowly out on the stage putting both arms in the air ala Stone Cold Steve Austin. The crowd again reaches their feet and cheers for their new favorite wrestler. Tank walks down the ramp pointing to his opponent in the ring and then pointing to the crowd for the approval of his fan base. Tank reaches the ring, where he pulls himself up onto the apron, and then steps his seven foot body over the ropes. Flashbulbs light from every which direction for the simple fact that Tank is one hell of an athlete to look at. Tank taunts one more time in the center of the ring for good measure. Fireworks explode off the ring posts and Tank's music stops.
Zach Davis: Tank in the ring and the ref is waiting for Anthrax for this first time ever.. biker chain match!
Shannan Lerch: Here comes Anthrax now!
The lights flicker on and off and Metallica's Cyanide kicks through the airwaves. Anthrax steps outs through the smoke but stops on the edge of the ramp. Colton stands with him and both men do the same taunt; both hands in the air with a very mean face. Colt leads Anthrax down the ramp and into the ring. Colton makes sure everyone knows that Anthrax is here to fight.
Zach Davis: Anthrax and Tank Reaper! A Biker Chain match coming up next!
Anthrax and Tank stand within five feet of each other as the ref ties a chain to the right and left fist of both wrestlers. The chain is at least four inches thick and is nearly forty pounds. The ref rings the bell and Tank yanks the chain which brings Anthrax in for a stiff clothesline. Tank begins beating down Anthrax with the chain and heavy fists. Tank picks up Ant and throws him in the corner and slaps the chain across the chest of Anthrax! Tank yanks the chain towards the center of the ring flipping Anthrax to his back. Tank hits a mean leg drop and then bends over Anthrax hitting a bunch of right hands. Finally, Anthrax pulls himself through Tanks legs and flips Tank over with the help of the chain. Anthrax starts choking Tank Reaper with the chain. A familiar place for Anthrax as he was just choking Tank not more than a week ago.
Shannan Lerch: Anthrax trying to wear him down!
Luscious Jackson: Tank can get up from this though.
And Tank does. As soon as Reaper gets up Anthrax gives a stiff kick to the groin of Tank. Then slams the chain in the groin as well! Anthrax slams the chain in Tanks face which sends him back in the ropes. Anthrax hits a clothesline with chain in hand. Anthrax leaps over the top rope and off of the apron and begins hanging Tank Reaper with the help of the ropes! The crowd is booing as Anthrax begins to hang Tank. The ref checks on him as this is considered a submission.
Zach Davis: He could submit!
Tank begins pulling up Anthrax with his muscular power! Tank slowly moves towards the center of the ring as Anthrax is now being pulled up from the ground and Tank keeps pulling him up. Quickly Tank turns around and wraps the chain around Anthrax neck and hangs him off the side of the side of the ring! The crowd goes nuts! Anthrax is trying to get out of it. Finally he takes whats left of the chain and wraps it around his fists and swings back knocking Tank back, however, that drags Anthrax up and over the ropes landing on the back of his head! Tank gets up and ducks Anthrax wild punch and hits a German suplex! Tank picks up Anthrax by the chain and catches him and hits a spinebuster. Tank stands up and taunts for his finisher!
Zach Davis: Oh no! This could be it!
Luscious Jackson: Tank is thinking win for sure!
Tank stalks Anthrax from behind and when he turns around Tank Reaper grabs Anthrax by the throat and picks him up and slams him down on his back. It's over! Tank picks up Anthrax again, however, grabs him by the throat lifts him up, chokes him for a few seconds, leaps in the air and slams him down again. Colton jumps on the apron and the ref is now distracted with the help of Colton. Tank starts to walk over towards Colton but a mysterious figure is in the ring!
Zach Davis: WHAT THE HELL?
A chair shot to the back of Tank Reapers head! Tank stumbles, turns around and he gets hit by a stiff chair shot to the face! Tank goes down.
Shannan Lerch: THATS... APOLLO GRIFFIN!
Luscious Jackson: I knew I recognized him!
Zach Davis: What the hell is he doing!?
Apollo slides out of the ring as Anthrax lays an arm over. Tank starts stalking Matroshka on the outside of the ring. The ref counts the three. It's over. Anthrax wins! The ref takes the chains off as Colton grabs Anthrax and helps him out of the ring and up the ramp. Matroshka rolls into the ring trying to escape Apollo. Apollo goes face to face with Matroshka in the ring. Apollo demands she go back to him.
Zach Davis: All of this makes sense now!
Apollo grabs her by the hand but Matroshka yells no and slaps Apollo right across the face. Apollo grabs Matroshka and hits the Shattered Star! Apollo gets up grabs the chair and swings it down on Tank Reapers head! Apollo stares out at the crowd as they boo.
Zach Davis: What the hell! Apollo comes back with vengeance!
Shannan Lerch: Tank Reaper and Matroshka are out. Apollo is an asshole!
Luscious Jackson: I think he's alright!
Slickie T vs Mikami
The arena fades to black as a red, white, and green spotlights begin to circle the crowd and a red glow appears on the left side of the stage, a white glow in the middle, and a green glow on the right, as “Gravesend (Lake of Fire)” by Lordz of Brooklyn begins to blast over the speakers and the three lights come together in the center of the stage where Slickie T stands with his back turned to the crowd, his arms extended to form the shape of a “T”. He watches as the screen shows a roulette wheel spinning as the pill comes to settle on the green 00 space and the camera zooms in on the pill until the screen becomes completely white and then “Slickie T the Ace of Hardcore” scrolls across the screen in black in front of a waving Italian flag. Slickie then quickly turns as the pill settles in the 00 space and red, white, and green pyros explode behind him as he slowly makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with those who are reaching out to him. As he reaches the ring, he quickly climbs the ring stairs, looking out over the crowd before grabbing the top rope and vaulting over the top of it and into the middle of the ring. After glancing over the crowd with a thin smile on his face, he climbs a turnbuckle and throws his arms out once again to form a “T” before backflipping off the top turnbuckle and back into the middle of the ring as the lights come up once again.
Zach Davis: The undefeated... Slickie T.
The lights go out and "The End of Everything" by Trivium plays. Two spotlights shine on the ramp entrance revealing Mikami standing there with his arms crossed. At the part of the song when the chanting starts, Mikami walks down the ramp and the lights follow him. He climbs into the ring and raises his arms, palms up, as the music ends.
Shannan Lerch: And the US Champion, Mikami.
Luscious Jackson: These two ain't had much interaction before this matchup, so I ain't sure how it's gonna go down.
Mikami appears to be all business, as does Slickie T. The two slowly approach in the middle of the ring, and hook up. Guiliano has the slight height advantage, and is able to push Mikami to the corner. He gives Mikami the clean break, but after that Mikami viciously explodes out of the corner with several kicks to Guiliano's legs. After one especially stiff kick to Guiliano's midsection, Mikami quickly jumps right to the top of the turnbuckle and flies off with a Moonsault! He ends up pinning Guiliano as the two land.
Zach Davis: Mikami definitely taking the fight to Slickie T here, which is what he needs to do.
After escaping the pin, both Guiliano and Mikami are on their feet. Mikami runs at Guiliano, but Guiliano hits him with a Hip Toss. Mikami is back up, Slickie T then goes for a Dropkick. Mikami sidesteps him, however, and grabs him by the legs as he hits the mat. Mikami hits several kicks, first to Slickie T's legs, then to his midsection, then his legs again. He flips Guiliano over and puts him into a Boston Crab!
Luscious Jackson: That shiz hurts.
Guiliano isn't quite in the center of the ring, and still has quite a bit of energy in reserve. He starts crawling towards the ropes, and Mikami does his best to keep him away from them. Eventually, Slickie T lunges, and grabs the bottom rope. The ref instructs Mikami to break the hold, which he does, at the very last second of course. He then stands up, grabs Guiliano by the legs and pulls him back into the middle of the ring, where he goes back to stomping them.
Shannan Lerch: Going for the legs.. never a bad strategy in wrestling.
He grabs Guiliano's legs once more, going for some hold, but Guiliano knows he can't let this go on. He kicks Mikami away. Mikami then rushes him, but Guiliano trips him up, sending Mikami into the ropes. Guiliano gets to his feet, and as Mikami is dazed, grabs him and executes a Bulldog! He kicks at Mikami several times before climbing to the top rope... and flying off with a 450 Splash!
No! Mikami kicks out.
Zach Davis: What an exciting move! Always gotta love the 450 Splash. Almost got Mikami there.
Slickie T gets to his feet, and eventually Mikami stumbles up as well. Slickie T grabs him from behind...
Luscious Jackson: The T-Bone!
The crowd pops as Guiliano hits the move. He then pins Mikami, hooking the leg.
Zach Davis: There it is!
Shannan Lerch: Slickie T gets the win; new US Champion!
The ref hands Guiliano the belt. After Slickie T celebrates briefly with his new US Title, he leaves the ring, leaving Mikami lying on the mat. Suddenly, "SK" appears on the JumboTron.
Luscious Jackson: Oh-oh, he's screwed now.
Zach Davis: He was worried about what was going to happen to him even before he lost this match, and his match against Torture.
Shannan Lerch: You're both missing the point; we finally get to find out who this S.K. is!
Mikami stands to his feet, a look of horror on his face. The music we get to accompany this entrance is...
"This Calling" by All That Remains.
Zach Davis: Brad Kane returns!
Shannan Lerch: I'd be shocked...if it wasn't exactly who my brother thought it would be.
Luscious Jackson: Plus he's the king of the comeback.
Suddenly, the music stops, to be replaced by...
"You Wouldn't Know" by Hellyeah.
Shannan Lerch: What? Steve Carr's music?
Zach Davis: In retrospect, it's obvious. He pulled something similar to this before, when he hired an actor to pretend to be the hired gun Merc and clear the way for his return.
Luscious Jackson: Plus, he has the money and connections to pull off this sort of thing.
Shannan Lerch: Not to mention the leadership that Mikami referred to a couple weeks ago.
Suddenly, the music stops AGAIN. Completely. A figure steps out from the back and it is...
Zach Davis: RICK MAD! It's Rick Mad!
Shannan Lerch: What?!
Luscious Jackson: Mikami looks as surprised as we are.
Rick Mad, very slowly, walks down to the ring, and stands in front of Mikami, who is on one knee, looking at the mat. Mikami raises his head. Mad pulls his fist back and Mikami closes his eyes. But instead of striking him, Mad grabs his hair, pulls Mikami to his feet and pats him on the shoulder.
Zach Davis: Looks like Mikami is forgiven for...whatever.
Mad says something and Mikami nods. Rick Mad leaves the ring and walks to the back, leaving a very relieved Mikami behind.
Luscious Jackson: Well, that's one mystery down.
Shannan Lerch: We still don't know the meaning behind all of this, but now that we know it's been Rick Mad all along, the answers should come soon.
Luscious Jackson: If you say so.
Gravedigger vs Logan
The lights go out. They stay off for about 15 seconds or so with complete silence before the opening sounds of "Awaiting the Turmoil" by Valley of the Dead starts playing. Smoke starts filling the entryway and stops as the song gets halfway through. The smoke starts to slowly fade away and Gravedigger can be seen standing in the entryway with Jessie by his side. Jessie has a black dress on that stops just below her knees. Her hair is hanging down around her shoulders. She has black and white facepaint on, done in the tribal design. Gravedigger is wearing black pants and a black muscle shirt. His hair is in black and white strands, his face covered in an almost identical design with the same colors as Jessie's.
Gravedigger walks out onto the ramp and stands at the top. The crowd starts booing harshly, raining hate down upon the former WCF owner. Gravedigger's face is expressionless as he stares out at the crowd. His gaze finally falls upon the ring and he starts walking down the ramp. Gravedigger reaches the bottom and climbs the ring steps. He pulls up the second rope, allowing Jessie to climb into the ring. Gravedigger then steps through the top rope and middle rope. Gravedigger goes over to one of the corners opposite the entryway and leans against the turnbuckle, with Jessie standing right beside him.
Zach Davis: We've long awaited the in ring return of the former WCF owner, Gravedigger.
Shannan Lerch: That is correct, he hasn't been seen in action in two months, since the huge 8-man tag team match where it was Logan, Corey Black, Dake Ken and World Champion Torture versus The Dark Side members Gravedigger, Mike D, Chester, and Dobbie.
Zach Davis: Your brother has done a great job of turning the company around since then. If the WCF Elite hadn't pinned Gravedigger in the ring, we wouldn't be here right now as last month at Aftermath was when Gravedigger had originally stated the company would run out of money.
A drum beat rolls, it rolls, it rolls, it beats and echoes dying to make the fans ears bleed. Say Anything "Chia-Like, I Shall Grow" BLASTS the speakers. Gravedigger climbs out of the ring. The crowd explode cheering the bastard they love to hate, the Face of Treachery, Logan. He pops out from behind the black curtains marching down the ramp threatening to slap fans on his way, climbing up the ring steps, hopping into the ring, spitting glomps of salvia out into the crowd. Logan climbs the turnbuckle slapping his chest, taunting the crowd, talking generic shit. He then hops off and paces around the ring till his music cuts.
Shannan Lerch: LOOOOGAN!!!!
Luscious Jackson: Calm down you crazy ho.
Logan looks around the ring and notices Gravedigger outside of it. He leans over and starts talking trash to Gravedigger who just stares back at him, anger on his face. Gravedigger finally takes a couple of steps forward and Logan backs up to allow him room to get in and waves for him to get in. Gravedigger shakes his head as the crowd boos and then he bends over and starts pulling objects out from under the ring.
Zach Davis: Gravedigger wasting no time going for weapons. They don't call him the Epitome of Hardcore for nothing.
Gravedigger pulls out a kendo stick and hurls it into the ring at Logan who barely dodges it. Gravedigger grabs a cookie sheet and hurls it at Logan, who dodges this also. Logan starts yelling at Gravedigger.
Shannan Lerch: HEY! What's Gravedigger doing?
Luscious Jackson: Trying to hit Logan with weapons he tosses into the ring?
Gravedigger grabs a couple of chairs and slides them into the ring. Gravedigger tosses a trash can and a stop sign into the ring. Gravedigger finally gets out from under the ring and slides in, only to be kept down by a few boots to the back by Logan who wastes no time in starting in on Gravedigger. Gravedigger starts to get up and Logan grabs a kendo stick. Logan steps forward and nails Gravedigger in the head with it. Gravedigger staggers back but doesn't go down. Logan drills him again with the kendo stick. Gravedigger shrugs it off and asks for another. The crowd gets riled up. This time Logan bounces off the ropes and goes to swing it again, but Gravedigger ducks, turns around and kicks Logan in the gut as he turns around also and DDTs him to the mat. Both men bounce up and Logan touches at his mouth to make sure he's not bleeding.
Logan reaches down a picks up a cookie sheet. Gravedigger steps over and picks up a stop sign. Logan looks down at his cookie sheet and tosses it down, picking up a chair instead. Gravedigger tosses down his stop sign and picks up the other chair. Gravedigger steps forward and both men swing their chairs at each other, impacting on the other's chair. Both men drop the chairs and hold their hands.
Shannan Lerch: Well that didn't look like that felt good.
Gravedigger starts yelling at Logan who walks over and the two start trading blows. Gravedigger finally gets the upper hand and causes Logan to stagger back into the ropes. Gravedigger irish whips Logan across the ring and catches him not only in a powerslam, but right onto the trash can he threw in the ring. The trash can collapses and Logan yells out in pain.
Zach Davis: Wow, good ring presence by Gravedigger, he had that one planned out apparently.
Gravedigger jumps up and walks over to Logan. He picks him up and performs a snap suplex onto the middle of the ring. Gravedigger grabs the stop sign and places it on Logan, runs across the ring, bounces off the ropes and jumps into the air, dropping a knee over the stop sign on Logan's head.
Luscious Jackson: Someone call the match! He's tearing up Loogie's face!!
Zach Davis: Gravedigger really putting it to the Face of Treachery here tonight. Hey did you hear that this might be Logan's last match?
Shannan Lerch: It will definitely be his last match with that beautiful face of his!
Zach Davis: No I'm serious, he's supposedly retiring soon.
Logan pulls himself up into a sitting position against the bottom turnbuckle in one of the corners. Gravedigger walks over and starts hitting him with a couple of boots before he can get up. Gravedigger picks Logan up and irish whips him across the ring really hard. Logan's back impacts with the turnbuckle and he violently bounces off. Gravedigger tosses Logan a chair. He catches it and is immediately floored with a clothesline from hell, using the chair as further impact.
Zach Davis: GraveMarker to Logan! He nearly took his head off with that!
Gravedigger goes for a pin.
Shannan Lerch: Where did you hear that he was retiring?
Zach Davis: I was walking through the area in the back and a couple of wrestlers were talking about it to each other. It may just be rumor, but who knows?
Luscious Jackson: Damn white people, always spreadin' gossip...
Gravedigger starts hitting Logan with a few rights, finally busting him open on the forehead.
Zach Davis: And Logan is bleeding only a couple of minutes into the match.
Gravedigger picks Logan up and performs a neckbreaker in the middle of the ring. He walks over and steps outside onto the apron.
Shannan Lerch: Gravedigger is signaling for Death From Above. That frog splash could easily end the match here with Logan.
Gravedigger perches on the turnbuckle for a second and then leaps off. Logan is able to get out of the way and Gravedigger bounces off violently and yells out in pain as the wind is knocked out of him. Logan gets to the nearby ropes and pulls himself up. Gravedigger is slowly getting up. Logan bounces off the ropes just as Gravedigger turns to him and leaps through the air, putting down the former WCF owner with a diving clothesline. Logan stomps him a couple of times. Logan grabs the cookie sheet and waits until Gravedigger gets up and smashes him over the head with it. Gravedigger falls down and Logan grabs a chair. Blood coming down his face, he nails the Epitome of Hardcore with a couple of vicious chair shots to his left leg and then applies an anklelock.
Luscious Jackson: Sweet move!
The referee slides into position and starts asking Gravedigger if he gives up. Gravedigger shakes his head and starts trying to fight the hold. After thirty seconds or so, Logan gives up and drops his leg. Logan picks up Gravedigger and irish whips him. As Gravedigger comes back, Logan wraps his arms around him in a sleeperhold. Logan looks around with a wild-eyed look on his face as he realizes the position he's in.
Zach Davis: Logan is in perfect position for a Connector here!
Logan pushes forward and jumps into the air over Gravedigger's head. Gravedigger was waiting for it and shoves Logan at the nearby ropes and Logan spills out to the floor at ringside. The crowd goes nuts as Logan nearly dies from that fall. Shannan Lerch jumps up so quickly to see if Logan is ok that she knocks her chair over and spills Zach's drink. Gravedigger stands in the ring with a big grin on his face. He walks over to the ropes. Logan eventually starts to get up and Gravedigger runs across the ring, bounces off the ropes and dives through the top and middle ropes, laying Logan out and nearly killing himself in the process.
Crowd: WCF! WCF! WCF!
Zach Davis: OH MY GOD! The crowd going crazy after Gravedigger nearly killed himself and Logan.
The referee slides out of the ring and runs over, checking on both men. After a few minutes, Gravedigger starts getting up with Logan only moving a little bit. Gravedigger picks up Logan and irish whips him into the nearby barricade. Logan yells out in pain but staggers back to Gravedigger who grabs him and smashes his head onto the steel ring steps. Logan's head bounces off and he falls to the floor, blood still coming down his forehead. Gravedigger picks Logan up and looks towards the entryway. Gravedigger starts leading Logan up the ramp, occasionally laying a couple of stiff rights to his head or ribs when Logan starts to fight him. Gravedigger signals for a powerbomb on the top of the ramp. He lifts Logan up, but Logan starts fighting it and starts laying big rights to the forehead of the Epitome of Hardcore. Eventually Gravedigger can't hold him up any longer and Logan lands on Gravedigger's chest, knocking the wind out of him. Logan rolls off Gravedigger and lays there catching his breath. After a minute or so, Logan gets up and walks back through the curtain to the back area.
Zach Davis: Is Logan leaving?
Shannan Lerch: He's probably going to get some medical attention for that gash on his forehead.
Jessie walks over and tends to Gravedigger who eventually starts getting up. Logan comes back through the entryway with a steel chair and lays Gravedigger back out with it. Blood slowly starts trickling down Gravedigger's forehead, he notices the blood and gets pissed off.
Luscious Jackson: Oh man, what's going on here? Is he going to Gravedigger up?
Shannan Lerch: I hope the crowd heard that and boos you. That was lame.
Gravedigger starts to get up but is hit with another chair shot and ends up on one knee. Logan steps back and swings for the bleachers and Gravedigger is definitely knocked out. He looks towards Jessie who immediately runs down the ramp to get away from him. Thinking twice of it, Logan turns back to Gravedigger and points at the referee. He lays across Gravedigger and hooks his leg for a pin. The referee tells him he has to pin him in the ring. Logan gets pissed off and picks up Gravedigger. He puts him in a sleeperhold and signals for the Connector. Right as he goes to leap over him, Jessie low blows him from behind. Gravedigger collapses, and Logan stumbles away. Logan turns angrily at Jessie and piefaces her, throwing her onto the ground. He then grabs Gravedigger and takes him to the ring, throwing him in. Logan then slides in with him... and the lights go out.
Zach Davis: Oh damnit.
Shannan Lerch: Maybe we'll find out who this stalker is!
As the sirens and red flashing lights fill the arena, Logan paces anxiously in the ring, grabbing a microphone.
Logan: Damnit, no more games. I'm tired of this crap! You get your ass out here right now!
No one comes out but a single spotlight hits the stage. A Logan effigy falls from the ceiling, attached by a noose encircling it's neck. Without warning, it bursts into flames... and as it does, Jessie, who had been just getting up nearby, nearly catches on fire as well! She screams and stumbles back, falling off the stage and into a large spotlight! The spotlight breaks and goes out, and Jessie screams for a second before her voice goes silent.
Luscious Jackson: Oh.. DAMN.
Zach Davis: I don't think anyone noticed, Gravedigger is still down and Logan is just focusing on this mystery man.
Logan: I'm not scared of you. Show yourself.
The opening chords to Disturbid's "Indestructible" come over the PA.
Logan: I know who it is! You're not fooling anyone anymore!
The music fades, only to hear a gravely voice replace it...."It is dark. And hell is hot."
Luscious Jackson: No...it can't be.
As the chorus hits, Logan throws the mic aside and starts motioning that he's ready for a fight. Suddenly, the center of the ring rises very rapidly, in human form. A blade slices through the front, cutting the canvas in half to reveal Logan's stalker.
Shannan Lerch: Is that who I think it is?
In a tattered trench coat, both sleeves torn off, the figure looks more animal than human. The mask has a mouth hole torn roughly out of it...the canines evident and visible in the wicked gleam. The outfit is ratty, battle worn, covered in what appears to be dried blood. The kitana, instead of a smooth finished blade is jagged, vicious. But there's no mistaking who it is.
Zach Davis: It's Madd Dogg.
Gravedigger is up, eyes on Madd Dogg. He slowly slides out of the ring. Logan's eyes grow wide as Dogg cocks his head in predatory anticipation of his prey's next move. In a flash, Dogg charges Logan, swinging the blade where his head used to be, right as Logan dives out of the ring. The blade slices the top rope in half. Slamming the blade into the ground, Dogg half contemplates Gravedigger out of the corner of his eye, as he drops to his knees and fists... glaring at Logan and snarling. Gravedigger keeps his distance, and Logan backs uncertainly up the ramp.
Shannan Lerch: This is insane! We haven't seen Madd Dogg in years!
And suddenly, Gravedigger realizes Jessie isn't anywhere nearby. He looks around, panicking, and then looks down at the spotlight where medics are helping her onto a stretcher. He jumps down and helps the medics, forgetting all about Logan and Madd Dogg and helping Jessie.
Luscious Jackson: I don't know what to say, I didn't expect this to turn out this way.
Logan has disappeared behind the curtain, and we cut to a commercial.
Johnny Reb vs Dake Ken vs Torture
The opening chords of "Bad Company" by Bad Company filter through the arena. The stage and the surrounding area go dark. As the actual lyrics begin, blue lights illuminate a pair of figures: Johnny Reb and Dixie Pride.
Always on the run.
They both step out onto the ramp and the stage lights return to normal.
Is the rising sun.
Johnny’s appearance draws a mixed reaction from the crowd, largely of a negative variety.
I was born 6-gun in my hand,
Behind a gun, I make my final stand.
The Inveterate Confederate starts down the ramp, slowly, and pauses halfway down.
That's why they call me...
Suddenly, a fountain of pyro's erupt behind him to coincide with the change in the song's tempo. Johnny raises his hands and lifts his head, making a beckoning motion, reveling in the crowd’s attentions, favorable or not.
Bad Company. And I can't deny,
Bad Company, til the day I die.
Reb lowers his arms and gives the dissenting fans a disdainful sneer.
Deserters we are called,
Chose a gun
And threw away the sun.
Johnny keeps walking toward the ring at a stately pace, ignoring taunts. Dixie remains at his side, casting the occasional insult back at an over exuberant dissident.
Now these towns,
They all know our name.
Is our claim to fame.
Reb walks up the steel steps and holds the ropes for Dixie. He stalks to the far corner and climbs onto the second turnbuckle, posing for the audience.
I can hear them say..
Bad Company, and I won’t deny.
Bad. Bad Company, til the day I die.
Dixie works the crowd as Johnny hops off the turnbuckle and removes the hat and coat. The music fades away.
Zach Davis: What an entrance.
Shannan Lerch: One of my favorite. Reb is in the ring.
"Bow Down" by Born of Osiris hits on the PA system. The lights dim down as the guitars and drums hit as spot lights focus on the curtain. Dake pops out from behind the curtain with both arms raised. He pauses for a moment and looks around the arena, soaking in the fan reaction, before lowering his arms and starting down the ramp. He slaps a few fans' hands as he makes his way to the ring. He walks over to the steps and quickly walks up them. He plays to the crowd a bit before stepping into the ring and making his way to the far turnbuckle. He hops up onto the second rope and poses to the crowd.
Zach Davis: Dake Ken. A WCF Icon if I do say so myself.
Luscious Jackson: His quest for Gold begins tonight.
Shannan Lerch: Well it already began. Two months ago Dake came to this very ring on Slam and boldly told us he was going to win the WCF World Championship. Thanks for playing though Jackson.
Luscious Jackson: Sometimes I hate you.
Zach Davis: tryallthetime, Now we're waiting for our Champion.
Dake and Reb stare at each other as the lights go out. Flash bulbs going off at the speed of sound. The crowd starts whooing for no reason. They quiet down. The lights are still off. A creepy-like hum is now playing over the speakers. A chorus we've never heard before. The crowd gets excited for anticipation.
Zach Davis: What the hell is this?
Shannan Lerch: Someone new?!
The chorus continues getting louder and louder. The chorus stops. A huge 'Blast!' from the stage is heard as lightning strikes it. Still darkness. A spotlight shines on the center of the stage as smoke is clearly seen now. A figure in the smoke. Reb and Dake are shown wondering what the hell is going on. Another BLAST! is shown this time in the form of fire from the stage that eclipses the figure. The fire dies down as Jamais Vu begins by Dredg and the crowd erupts in boos. The figure turns around with a smile. Torture stands in wrestling gear with the WCF World Championship around his waist. The spotlight shines on as Torture takes his Championship belt off from around his waist and holds it in the air just as fireworks explode from the stage. The lights come on as Torture, very cocky mind you, comes walking down the ramp. He steps into the ring and gives the Title gold to the ref. The ref holds it in the air.. and rings the bell.
Zach Davis: Okay guys! This is it! This has had us waiting for weeks! We figured it was going to come down to these three men for this title.
Shannan Lerch: The theme here is who wants it more. Who has more heart, and more dedication. Zach, you tell me out of these three men which one wants it more and I'll show you the World Champion.
Luscious Jackson: You basically.. confused me..
Zach Davis: We know.
Torture, Johnny Reb and Dake Ken walk to the center of the ring all facing each other. Trash talk begins as more flash bulbs pop off from every direction. That's when Torture shoves Dake in to Johnny Reb. Torture rolls out of the ring just as Reb strikes at Dake and the two begin trading punches. Reb gets the advantage first and throws Reb to the ropes hitting a mean clothesline. Dake pops back up though and Reb throws him to the ropes again. Reb goes for a clothesline but Dake dodges it and hits the ropes again. Reb turns around when Dake comes flying in with a forearm to the face! Reb goes down as does Dake. Both men pop back up and Reb goes for a kick, but Dake catches the kick and pulls him in for a belly to belly suplex!
Zach Davis: Oh damn!
Luscious Jackson: Nice move!
Dake doesn't cover and picks up Reb and throws him to the corner. Dake steps in but Reb tackles him to the ground but still stands to hold his feet. Reb latches on the legs of Dake whose down on the mat and lifts him straight up in to the air and back down hitting a powerbomb. Reb covers but Torture slides in and kicks him in the back of the head. Reb stands up and slowly backs Torture in the corner. The crowd is now on Reb's side. Dake attacks Reb from behind and throws him to the opposite corner just as Torture slides out of the ring. Dake hits a running clothesline in the corner and as Reb stumbles out Dake throws Reb's arm over and goes for the Uranage Slam! Torture hits Dake from behind though which breaks the move. Dake turns around and Torture begins trash talking. Reb turns Dake around to face him and hits a groin-buster over his knee. Torture slides out of the ring just as Reb turns Dake around and hits a mean bulldog.
Zach Davis: Reb back in control.
Shannan Lerch: Torture is playing defense. I don't like it one bit.
Luscious Jackson: He's the Champion!
Shannan Lerch: And you'd think he'd have more offense! The Champion has everything to lose right now.. he doesn't have to be submitted or pinned to lose.
Zach Davis: Interesting point, however, Torture has been right there to stop every cover so far.
Reb picks up Dake and throws him to the corner. Reb looks over at Torture who jumps back up on the apron. Reb walks over to him when Torture points behind him. Reb turns around and is met with Dake Ken who just so happens to have a quick-DDT! Torture steps into the ring just as Dake Ken makes his way to his feet and Torture throws him out of the ring and then stands behind Reb. The crowd boos hardcore.
Zach Davis: No way! NO WAY!
Shannan Lerch: Torture wants to end it right here!
Luscious Jackson: THERE'S THE OFFENSE SHANNAN! YES!
Reb slowly gets to his feet as Torture stalks him. Reb stands up and Torture locks on the hold from behind, but Dake slides in. Torture lets go and escapes the ring. Dake chases all the way to the ropes but Torture escapes in the nick of time. Dake turns around and Reb goes for a wild punch. Dake ducks but catches the arm for another tease at the Uranage Slam! Reb elbows out of it and Dake unlocks the arm-hold and stumbles over to the ropes where Reb stops his attacking motion and just stares at Dake. Both men catch their breath and stare at each other for a few minutes. Dake understands whats going on. The crowd cheers because they're catching on now as well.
Zach Davis: Reb and Dake just realized what Torture has been doing..
Shannan Lerch: Been doing it for weeks!
Zach Davis: Torture isn't even paying attention! He's still on the outside in deep thought about his next offensive move.
Torture is on the outside, and he's telling the crowd to shut up so he can think. The crowd right in front of him is motioning behind him. Torture turns and looks. "Oh shit." Torture meets eyes with Reb and Dake who slowly get out of the ring and walk on either side of the ring towards Torture. The Tort rolls inside of the ring as does Dake. Torture slowly backs up from Dake who just stands in the middle of the ring. Torture then scoffs. Trash talks, and attacks Dake. Torture and Dake trade right hands before Reb clocks Torture from behind and The Tort goes down! Dake picks up Tort and throws him in the corner and gives him more right hands! Reb tosses Dake off of Torture and he has his way now! Dake walks back over to Reb and tosses him off and gives a few rights AND lefts to Torture. Reb then comes over and moves Dake out of the way and finally both men just go face to face with more trash talking. It's a bit more heated this time.
Zach Davis: Well that worked. Torture is getting up.
Torture is getting up, Thanks Zach, but as Torture moves towards both men, Reb with a left, and Dake with a right, at the same time = one heavy punch. Torture gets hit the face by both fists from both men and goes down. Reb and Dake don't miss a single beat however, and go right back to trash talking. Torture gets to a knee, then stands up and is met with a double clothesline. Dake then shoves Reb, which Reb shoves Dake back. Both men STILL trash talking before Dake shoves Reb and Torture rolls Reb up from behind. Before the first count, though, Dake breaks it up and picks up Torture. Dake hits a tiger suplex! Dake covers but Reb breaks it up. Reb picks up Dake and throws him outside of the ring. Reb then throws Torture against the ropes but Dake lowers the top rope and Torture flies over and crashes to the outside. Dake gets off the apron and throws Torture to the guardrail. Dake follows up with some boots and some ax smashes. The crowd goes nuts however, and that's when Dake turns around and looks up. Reb is on the top rope. Reb soars through the air and lands on Dake Ken but both men crash into the guardrail as well.
Zach Davis: Wow! Reb flies, Dake goes down, and Torture looks out of it!
Shannan Lerch: This is Heavyweight Championship material right here!
Torture gets up first and heads over to the announcers table. He leans on it and asks for Shannan's water. She's hesitant but Tort takes the water and drinks it. Reb comes walking over but Torture gives a kick to the midsection. Torture then smashes Reb's head on the announcers table. The ref is suggesting the men to get back in to the ring. Torture shrugs him off and smashes Reb's head back into the announcers table. Dake comes over but Torture hits a crazy back body drop right on the outside! Torture grabs Reb and throws him over into the ring post. Reb crashes down on the mats afterwords. Torture picks up Dake Ken and smashes his head on the ring apron before giving a backhand chop to the chest causing Dake to stumble into the announcers table. Torture walks away telling the crowd to 'Eff Off' and such. Torture turns around and runs at Dake, but Dake hits a crazy back body drop of his own but this time Torture goes flying over and lands on top of the announcers table and in to Jackson's lap! WCF Crowds cheeer!
Zach Davis: Wow! That was close!
Shannan Lerch: Luscious, you okay?
He's talking but his microphone is cut off. Jackson gets to his feet and helps Torture up. Just then Reb leaps over the announcers table with a forearm taking out Torture and Luscious Jackson!
Shannan Lerch: Haha! He goes down again!
Zach Davis: The action is literally right here in our laps.
Zach and Shannan have a seat and help Luscious Jackson to his seat as well as Dake throws Reb away and grabs Torture and rolls him in to the ring. Dake slides in right behind him and demands Torture to get up by slapping him on the back of the head. Dake turns around and Reb springboards from the apron, to the top rope, and into the ring but Dake ducks, and Reb crossbodies Torture! It's a pinfall but Dake breaks it up. Dake throws Reb to the corner and begins a mean attack with punches and kicks. Dake taunts to the crowds approval and then comes back with a huge right hand knocking Johnny Reb to his ass in the corner. Dake turns around and Torture lifts up dake, spins a 180 degrees and lays him out flat with a stiff spinebuster! Torture falls to his back though trying to catch his breath! Torture stands up and looks at the top rope and notices both men are out. Torture gets out of the ring on to the apron and looks out at the crowd.
Zach Davis: Torture might be looking for the win here.
Shannan Lerch: It's risky!
Luscious Jackson: This thing on? Is it good?
Zach Davis: You're good Jackson. Torture is on the top!!
Tort stands on the top rope and Reb stands to his feet and hits the top rope and Torture falls to his groin! Torture holds his inner thighs as he grimaces in pain while hanging on the corner turnbuckle on the top rope. Reb turns around and Dake hits a overhead belly to belly suplex! Reb stumbles back to his feet, but Dake picks him up and hits a death valley driver! Reb rolls out of the ring and holds his back in pain. Torture is still sitting on the top rope and Dake Ken notices. Dake taunts for the Bitch Kick. The crowd stands to their feet. Torture who has his eyes closed opens them to notice Dake is coming at full speed. Dake leaps into the air and nails a VERY STIFF Bitch Kick right to the face of Torture! Tort flies backwards off the ropes, backflips down and lands neck/head/face first on the steps below the corner! The crowd begins to chant holy shit at Torture's very botched fall! Dake Ken looks over the ropes but then shrugs it off and taunts in the middle of the ring. The crowd goes crazy.
Zach Davis: Out of nowhere Dake hits the bitch kick! And Torture is out cold!
Shannan Lerch: Very awkward fall if you ask me. Torture landed on his head! HERE! Check the replay!
Luscious Jackson: Dude cracked his melon! Man! Ouch. Look at that. Right on his head on those steel steps.
Zach Davis: Jackson is right, look at the blood coming from his forehead. He's a mess!
Torture tries to sit up but his eyes roll in the back of his head as blood begins to rain off his forehead. A major cut is now busted open. The ref slides out of the ring to check on his condition. He helps Torture to his feet. Reb slides back in to the ring and Dake and Reb begin trading punches. The ref turns his attention to the ring action when out of nowhere Torture just grabs the refs head and spins hitting the Tortures Device! Tort is now out cold on the outside.. but so is the ref!
Zach Davis: What the hell? Did he know what he just did?
Shannan Lerch: I'm not sure but I think he may have a concussion. He just hit his own move on the ref who was helping him up.
Luscious Jackson: Defense man.
Zach Davis: I dunno. That looked awkward as well.
Dake doesn't notice however and throws Reb to the ropes. Dake hits a kick which allows an opening for Dake to lock on the stalling piledriver! Dake lifts him upside down but Reb kicks Dake to the face which Reb lands back on his feet and hits a frakenstiener and begins punches on Dake's head. Reb stands up and hit's a quick elbow drop from the standing position. Reb notices no ref in sight. He slides out and notices the ref is done for. Torture puts two hands on Rebs trunks and tries pulling himself up. Reb looks down in disgust and gives a stiff right hand to Torture, but as Torture falls back he pulls on the trunks of Reb which pulls Reb right into the steel steps. Reb takes a bump off the steps and falls down. Dake slides out of the ring and notices where Torture is who can hardly even lay down let alone stand. Dake looks at the announcers table and throws the TV's off. Then rips the shelf off of it leaving it bare.
Zach Davis: Here we go again.
Dake grabs Torture and picks him up. Torture is a fuckin' bloody mess. His hair is drenched, and blood is pouring from every inch of his forehead. Blood is now stained on Dake Ken as he throws Torture stomach first on to the announcers table. Torture lays on the table before grabbing the guardrail and pulling himself off the table. He tries to escape over the guardrail into the first row as security backs them up. Torture now hangs his upper body over the railing before Dake grabs his legs..and then locks on a boston crab! Right on the announcers table! Torture begins yelling in pain as blood drips down into the chairs. The crowd begins chanting "TOO MUCH BLOOD! TOO MUCH BLOOD! TOO MUCH BLOOD!" The chants go away quickly as Dake still applying the boston crab hold notices Johnny Reb going back to the top rope. What the hell you may ask? You're about to find out! Reb leaps off the ropes, shooting star..(backflipping) and on his way down grabs the head of Dake who just let go of the boston crab, and Reb hits a DDT right through the announcers table! WHAT. THE...
Zach Davis: HELL?! WHAT THE HELL?! THEY HAVE TO BE BROKEN IN HALF!
Shannan Lerch: OH... MY... GOOOOODDDDD!!!
Zach Davis: JOHNNY REB JUST FLEW THROUGH THE AIR OFF THE TOP ROPE AND HIT ... AND HIT A SHOOTING STAR DDT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!
Luscious Jackson: Dake wasn't paying attention!
Zach Davis: Dake is out, Reb is in pain, and Torture is still bleeding! What a mess we have here!
Shannan Lerch: This is main event shit Zach! You don't get this anywhere else!
Tis be true. Torture falls off the railing and crawls away from the wreckage that is Johnny Reb and Dake Ken. Torture keeps crawling to the steps where the ref lays. Torture slaps the ref trying to wake him up. Torture is loosing copious amounts of blood. The ref is awaken and moving. Torture gets to his feet and turns around now stumbling back to the announcers table. He has to choose wisely. He chooses Reb. He grabs Reb and picks him up. Both men using all of their energy. Torture gets Reb to the apron then lifts his feet up rolling him inside. Dake tries getting off his stomach but Torture gives a punt right to Dake's head! Torture turns around and stumbles to the apron. Torture rolls inside of the ring and just as Reb gets up, Torture grabs him from behind and hits a Tortures Device! The Tort lays on his back, then sits up and makes a cover with one arm.
Zach Davis: ONE! TWO! THREE! IT'S OVER!
Shannan Lerch: NO ITS NOT! ONLY A TWO!
Luscious Jackson: HOW THE HELL DID REB KICK UP!
Torture is asking the same question. He sits up with a slumping position, blood dripping into his palms and he turns slowly looking at Reb. Torture gets to a knee.. then gets to his feet.. he bends down and picks up Reb by the hair. Torture quickly bends down and puts Reb on his shoulders. Torture stumbles however into the corner. He yells in pain, lifts to his feet, and then throws Reb off his shoulders hitting the F5 (FINISHING TOUCH!). Reb is out again! Torture rolls from his back and just lays an arm over.
Shannan Lerch: ONE! TWO!.. NO NO! THREE! ITS OVER...
Zach Davis: NO ITS NOT! REB KICKS UP AGAIN!
Luscious Jackson: What the hell does Tort have to do!?
Shannan Lerch: We said it was all about who wanted it more..
Zach Davis: MY GOD IS THIS GREAT OR WHAT!
Torture lays on his back staring up at the ceiling. Reb is passed out in the mat. Everyone is calming back down. The crowd is getting quieter from their huge eruption of cheers. Dake Ken gets to the apron just as Torture gets to his feet and pulls Reb up. Torture grabs Reb from behind in the Tortures Device position. Dake stands up in the ring and goes to attack Torture but Torture floats over to behind Dake and goes for the Tortures Device on Dake! Dake elbows out of it before turning to face Torture where Dake kicks and then sets Torture up for the stalling pile driver. Reb turns and throws a wild punch hitting Dake in the face before he can even get the move off! Dake stumbles backwards and Torture shortarm clotheslines Reb right in the face almost taking his head off. Torture bends down for the pin but Dake grabs Torture by the waist and lunges backwards hitting a VERY F'N STIFF German Suplex! Torture lands on his head and crumbles up in the corner. Dake gets to Reb just as he was getting to his feet and throws Rebs arm over and hits the Uranage Slam! It's over! Dake pins.
Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!
Shannan Lerch: Torture breaks the cover with desperation! He got to the ref in time!
Luscious Jackson: Mah boy!
Dake is visually disappointed as he gets up and grabs Torture by the back of the head. The blood pours down the face of Torture. Dake makes a fist with his right hand and cocks it back. The crowd cheering Dake on. Reb grabs Dake and turns him around hitting a DDT! Before Torture can fall down Reb gets up and grabs Tortures arm.. walks across the top rope and then locks on the Stars & Bars!!!! Torture is in pain! He yells reaching for the ropes! The crowd gets to their feet as Torture yells with blood dripping down every inch of the ring now. Torture can't reach the ropes, it might be over. Reb is in desperation mode now. He's not letting go but is in pain of his own. Reb knows this is it, this is as close as he may ever get to Gold. Reb won't let go, Torture wants to reach the ropes but cant. Torture lifts his freed arm.
Zach Davis: HES GOING TO TAP! THIS IS IT! I HAVE GOOSEBUMPS! TORTURE IS GOING TO TAP!
Shannan Lerch: JOHNNY REB MIGHT WIN! REB MIGHT WIN!
Torture taps his palm down to the mat just as Dake Ken hits the bitch kick right on Johnny Reb! Dake falls over Reb and holds his knee in the corner. Torture lays on the mat holding the bottom rope basically passed out. Reb is knocked out cold in the middle of the ring.
Zach Davis: Reb was a millisecond away from winning his first ever WCF World Championship.
Shannan Lerch: I have no idea how Dake saved that one.
Luscious Jackson: Torture wasn't going to tap! You guys are high!
Zach Davis: Torture was just about to tap, Jackson. Open your damn eyes!
Dake stands up hobbling on one knee and makes a cover over Reb, but Torture lays over and breaks the count before it can start. Dake getting frustrated picks up Torture and hits an Urnage Slam on the Champion! Dake turns around and Reb hits Dake's own move on Dake! The Urnage Slam on Dake! He's out! Reb rolls over to the apron.
Zach Davis: Reb is going for one last final move!
Shannan Lerch: Might be one risk too many!
Reb climbs up the top rope to the fans delight but Torture is on his feet. Torture stumbles to the corner and knocks Reb off the top rope. Reb falls to his backside on the mat. Torture picks up Johnny Reb and the two trade very slow punches. Each punch meaning more than the last. Finally Reb hits a huge punch knocking Torture back in the corner. Torture comes out of the corner hitting a huge right hand on Reb! Out of nowhere Dake hits a Bitch Kick to Torture sending him out of the ring! Reb goes for a punch but Dake ducks it and hits the Urnage Slam! Dake covers as the ref counts!
Zach Davis: WHAT?! WHAT?! ONE! TWO! THREE! ITS OVER!
Shannan Lerch: Dake wins! DAKE KEN IS THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION!
Dake stands up and holds both arms in the air as the ref awards him the World Championship title! Torture is sitting up against the guardrail in disgust. Blood dripping everywhere. The fans cheering on Dake Ken as they begin to chant; DAKE! DAKE! DAKE! DAKE! Confetti rains down as the music blares over the loudspeaker. Johnny Reb rolls out of the ring and heads to the back in pain.
Zach Davis: Ladies and gentlemen Dake Ken has done it! Dake Ken defeated Reb and Torture here tonight to win the World Title!
Shannan Lerch: What a match! Match of the Year maybe!
Luscious Jackson: Tort wasn't pinned!
Shannan Lerch: A win is a win my friend! Dake Ken has done it!
Zach Davis: What's this?
Torture rolls into the ring and grabs the World Title from Dake Ken before receiving an Urnage Slam right in the middle of the ring! The crowd erupts as Torture is out cold and Dake puts a foot on top of Torture and holds the World Title in the air! The crowd still going crazy.
Shannan Lerch: That's it for us on Blast! Luscious Jackson will be joining us next month..
Zach Davis: For Shannan and myself, we'll see you next week on Monday Night Slam!
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