Television Title: Alex Jones vs D-Day vs Jay Price
Kevin Hardaway vs Klayton Kruz
Tyler Derden vs Tyler Straven
The Big Time Jerks vs Truth Addiction/Jimmy Dean
Rick Mad vs Steve Carr
Craig Jacobs vs Johnny Reb
Hardcore Title: Greenfever vs Ace Slaughter
Tag Titles: Torture/Slickie T vs The Superfans
Check My Brain by Alice in Chains hits, and Helloween is on the air! The Chicago fans cheer louder than ever and there are many, many "butthurt" signs in the arena. We go to our announcers, Zach Davis and Shannan Lerch.
Zach Davis: Welcome to Helloween! What a huge show we have tonight.
Shannan Lerch: Nine matches! This intro is going to take a while, Zach. Let's get right to the point.
Zach Davis: Helloween's signature match, the Hellimination match, is taking place tonight. Four men up against the most impressive force we've seen in WCF in quite a while.. the Team of Torture.
Shannan Lerch: Hector Rodriguez, Logan, Doc Henry, and Anastasia Petrova vs Jay Price, Mikami, Ryan Daniels, and Anthrax.
Zach Davis: The anti ToT team has its problems. Henry and Logan just fought each other at Slam, where Logan beat Henry thanks to help from Anthrax. And there are rumors that Petrova might take Price's offer and be his manager. So there isn't much trust there.
Shannan Lerch: The opposite is true of the ToT team, I think. Mikami and Daniels have been doing well as a tag team lately, and they all seem on the same page as Price and Anthrax.
Zach Davis: This could be the end of the ToT if they lose this match... or the end of their opposition. We'll see.
Shannan Lerch: And in other, huge ToT news... Torture and Slickie T.. yes, Torture and Slickie T.. are teaming up to face the Superfans for the Tag Titles.
Zach Davis: The Superfans no showed last week, so we're unsure about their whereabouts or status. But this is Seth and Torture's plan to get Slickie T into the ToT, and get the World Title match against Torture out of the picture.
Shannan Lerch: No, Zach. Torture and Seth just want the best in the group, and Slickie T is the best. It has nothing to do with any Title shots at the biggest PPV of the year, come on.
Zach Davis: We have a huge Hardcore Title encounter, with Greenfever up against Ace Slaughter. Greenfever is the former Champion, of course, and he's looking to defeat the man that took the belt from him.
Shannan Lerch: They've had quite an interesting feud these last few weeks, Zach, and this match is going to be a bloodbath. I just know it.
Zach Davis: At war, we saw the rookie Craig Jacobs pin Johnny Reb. Tonight, Reb gets his chance at revenge and has a one on one match with Jacobs. A win here would absolutely MAKE Jacobs' career, but it won't come easy.
Shannan Lerch: Falls Count Anywhere match between Rick Mad and Steve Carr. They've been fighting on and off this whole month ever since the Mikami situation... this'll be settled tonight.
Zach Davis: Huge six man tag between the Big Time Jerks, with Alex Jones, and Truth Addiction and Jimmy Dean. The BTJ have been making big news lately, having attacked the Superfans' tag titles... we'll see how this match goes for them.
Shannan Lerch: We've got Tyler Derden vs Tyler Straven, two men that looked poised to take WCF by storm at War.
Zach Davis: Kevin Hardaway has his first singles match tonight against WCF newcomer Klayton Kruz. Hardaway is looking to reestablish himself and another win here would do a lot for that, though a win for Kruz would help him a lot too, certainly.
Shannan Lerch: And in our opener... we have a Clockwork Orange House of Fun match, featuring D-Day, Jay Price, and... Alex Jones? What the hell?
Zach Davis: Sounds like Seth booked Alex Jones in two matches, Shannan! He'll have quite a busy night!
Shannan Lerch: Well yeah. D-Day and Price fought for the belt recently, and we'll see if Jones can make an impact. Price has two matches tonight also so I guess it isn't so bad.
Zach Davis: Let's get to it!
Alex Jones vs D-Day vs Jay Price
Clockwork Orange House of Fun Match
Zach Davis: Our opening contest is going to be a brutal match up. Newcomer "187" Alex Jones and WCF veteran D-Day both look to win the WCF Television Championship. But for that to happen they're going to need to overcome two tough obstacles: Television Champion Jay Price and the Clockwork Orange House Of Fun Match.
Shannan Lerch: Jay Price specifically asked Seth Lerch to make this match, and despite Seth's objections, Price was able to talk Seth into making it.
Zach Davis: Talk him into making it? All he had to do was mention the money it would make.
Shannan Lerch: Granted. Anyway, for those of you who don't know the rules of this match it's pretty simple: There are no rules. Falls count anywhere and the use of weapons is allowed. In fact they're encouraged. A chainlink wall has been put up on one side of the ring. Poles at each ring post extend upwards. Chains link the wall to the poles and weapons are strung about on the chains and on the wall. Just looking at the weapons already out in the open makes my skin crawl. There's singapore cane, a metal folding chair, a stop sign, a police baton and a cookie sheet. And is that a staple gun I see hanging from one of the chains?
Zach Davis: It looks like it Shannan. And let's not forget about the weapons at ringside. Theres a ladder and several tables already set up. These conditions make for what is sure to be one of the most brutal matches in WCF history. Parents I strongly recommend that you get any small children in the room at this time out of there.
Shannan Lerch: With that said let's get this PPV started.
The arena lights fade down and smoke fills the entrance way as sounds of a machine gun go off. The jumbotron reads "Ya'll done FUCKED UP!" in red letters as "I can feel it" by DMX starts playing. Out from the back walks Alex Jones and his trusty trash can full of weapons.
Zach Davis: Here comes one of WCF's newest additions making his WCF and PPV debut. And it looks like he's bringing some more weapons to the party.
Jones reaches the ring and throws his trash can inside, scattering weapons all over the mat. He slides into the ring and waits.
Dead and Gone by T.I. ft Justin Timberlake plays in the speakers. The lights are dim.The lights flash on to D-Day walking out to the top of the ramp and falls on his knees and throws his arms in the air, as soon as he throws them in the air fire works go off and surround him. The screen shows all of D-Day moments of his dead and forgotten special move. As also the screen shows a ring then the words in white and in cursive, the words D-Day. When D-Day get in the ring he raises his hands to his name on the screen.
Shannan Lerch: Next up we have D-Day.
Zach Davis: D-Day has to be looking for revenge for what Price did to him just a few weeks ago.
The jumbotron shows a recap of Slam from a few weeks back featuring the TV Title match between D-Day and Price. Price is shown hitting the Kiladelphia Driver onto a chair, adding further injury to an already beaten down D-Day. D-Day is then shown back in the ring watching the video on the jumbotron, rubbing his neck showing that it still hurts a little.
The lights in the arena all go out except for two spotlights shining in the ring. The spotlights pan out into the crowd and begin circling the people in attendence as they all stand up and begin booing.
The spotlights go out and blasts of red and white pyro go off from the ends of the stage. The spotlights come back on, this time focused on the center of the stage as Lloyd Banks "Lights, Camera, Packin" begins blasting out of the arena's PA system. The big screen is still black but the word Kiladelphia, written in bold white letters, begins fading in and out. One more blast of red and white pyro go off at the ends of the stage as silver sparks rain down on the center. Jay Price steps out from behind the falling sparks with his head down, both spotlights now focused on him. He's dressed in his ring attire, consisting of red wrestling boots with black laces and black shorts. His Television title belt is wrapped around his waist and both of his hands are resting on the face plate just above where his name is engraved. The big screen is now showing various moments from Price's career, including his win over Anastasia Petrova where he won the TV Title, the moment at WAR where he stood proudly alongside Torture after aligning himself with the ToT, and various instances of him hitting the Busted Grill and Kiladelphia Driver.
Back inside of the ring D-Day is standing at the ropes waiting for Price and Alex Jones takes advantage by running right at D-Day and clotheslining himself and D-Day over the top rope. D-Day and Jones begin trading shots outside of the ring as Price watches on from the stage.
Shannan Lerch: And Price seems to be taking his sweet time getting down to the action. Almost seems as though he's enjoying watching his opponents take care of each other for him. Very smart strategy by the champion I guess.
D-Day nails Jones with a dropkick to the back that sends Jones headfirst into the pole. Jones stumbles around for a few seconds before falling backwards to the ground. D-Day grabs Jones by the head and lifts him to his feet before whipping him into the security barrier. Price has begun to slowly walk down the ramp, title belt still over his shoulder. Jones is up against the barrier and D-Day is chopping away at the chest. D-Day steps back and runs at Jones clotheslining him over the security barrier and into the crowd. Price sees his opportunity and he drops the title to the ground and charges at D-Day from behind. Price hits a running forearm to the back that sends D-Day into the barrier. Price grabs ahold of D-Day and throws him into the ring before sliding in after him. Price looks around at the weapons hanging from the chains and spots a stop sign. He goes over and takes it down. D-Day is still lying on the mat and Jones is beginning to stir in the crowd. Price walks over to D-Day and lifts his head up from the mat before placing the stop sign under it. Price steps back and bounces off of the ropes before running at D-Day looking for a leg drop. D-Day rolls out of the way at the last moment and Price lands hard. D-Day uses the opportunity to hit a dropkick to the face of Price who was sitting on the mat holding his back. Jones has made his way back over the security barrier and slides into the ring. Jones sneaks up behind D-Day and hits him with a dropkick to the back of the knee. D-Day falls to the mat clutching his knee as Jones gets back to his feet and begins stomping away at the body of Price. Jones steps over the body of Price and positions himself for the 5 Knuckle Shuffle. After waving his hand in front of his face Jones runs over to the ropes, bounces off of them, and comes back at Price, stopping before dropping a fist to his face.
Zach Davis: And Alex Jones with a lot of momentum looking like he might be able to pull off the upset in his debut.
D-Day is slowly getting to his hands and knees but Jones spots him and hits him with a dropkick to the head. Jones gets back up to his feet and searches the chains for a weapon. He spots a metal folding chair and retrieves it. He then walks over to the turnbuckle and climbs it.
Shannan Lerch: What's he thinking here?
Jones looks around at the crowd before leaping off the top turnbuckle, chair in hand looking to splash on Price. Price moves out of the way and Jones lands hard on the mat with his head smacking off of the chair. Price gets up and rolls out of the ring, picking his title up off of the ground before heading back up the ramp.
Zach Davis: Where is Price going? The match isn't over yet!
D-Day gets back to his feet and sees Price making his way up the ramp. D-Day rolls out of the ring and runs after Price. Price sees D-Day running after him on the jumbotron and spins around nailing D-Day in the head with the TV Title belt. Price looks around with a smile on his face as he looks down at D-Day who has been busted open. Price walks back down the ramp towards the ring laughing.
Shannan Lerch: He is such an ass...but god does he look good.
Price rolls back into the ring with his belt and he gets up with a confident smirk on his face. He drops the belt and goes over to Alex Jones who appears to be knocked out from the chair shot he gave himself earlier. Price goes to roll Jones over for the pin attempt but Jones counters it with a roll up.
Zach Davis: Jones playing possum. One...T...No! Price with the quick kick out.
Price scrambles to his feet as does Jones. The two lock up but Jones gains advantage with a kick to the groin of Price.
Shannan Lerch: Oh low blow but it's legal.
Zach Davis: Legal...but freaking painful to watch.
Jones reaches down and grabs hold of the stop sign. Price is still bent over and Jones nails him in the back twice. Jones grabs Price by the head and hits a ddt onto the mat. Jones goes for the pin.
Shannan Lerch: One....Two....T..No! Kick out by Price before the three count. How did he manage to kick out after that vicious ddt?
Zach Davis: Price has proved himself to be one tough son of a bitch before Shannan. Remember the WAR Match.
D-Day is back to his feet on the ramp but blood is just pouring out of the wound on his forehead. His face covered in a mask of red, he slowly makes his way to the ring before sliding in. Jones is back to his feet as is Price. Neither of the two see D-Day re-enter the ring as they lock up once again. This time Price gains control as he whips Jones into the ropes. Jones comes back and Price hits an arm drag. Price gets back up but D-Day hits him from behind with a low blow.
Shannan Lerch: Dear god, Price won't be able to have children after this match.
D-Day goes after Jones, picking him up and throwing him out of the ring. D-Day turns his attention back to Price who is still on the ring mat holding himself in pain. D-Day walks over to the nearby turnbuckle and climbs to the top. He positions himself for the frog splash and nails it. D-Day goes for the pin.
Zach Davis: One....Two....Thre..No! Alex Jones from out of nowhere with a kick to the back of D-Day's head. Now it's Jones with the cover! One....Two...T..And now D-Day breaks it up. Wow both of these men really showing that they want that TV Title.
D-Day and Jones both get to their feet and begin trading shots as Price wisely rolls out of the ring. D-Day gains control and whips Jones into the corner. Jones comes back and D-Day looks for the clothesline but Jones ducks it and bounces off the other ropes. He comes back and hits a flying elbow to the head of D-Day. Jones wasting no time grabs D-Day by the head and lifts him up before hitting the 409. Jones gets up and heads for the turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: Jones looks like he's going for that move he calls the AR15.
Jones is standing on the top turnbuckle and is about to jump off when spots something hanging from the wall on the other side of the ring. He hops down and goes over to the wall and reaches for something.
Shannan Lerch: What's he doing...is that a.......staple gun?
Jones pulls the staple gun off of the wall and looks around at the crowd. He reaches into his pants and pulls out...a dollar bill. Jones walks over to the body of D-Day and lifts his head up. Jones looks around and presses the bill onto the bloody face of D-Day...and then staples it onto his forehead.
Zach Davis: Oh shit!
The crowd begins to shout out "Holy Shit" and "That Is Awesome" chants directed to Jones who is laughing in the ring. Jones throws the staple gun out of the ring and heads back towards the turnbuckle. He climbs up to the top and leaps off with an elbow drop to the chest of D-Day. Jones goes for the pin.
Shannan Lerch: One...Two...T....! No! Price broke it up out of nowhere.
Price had slipped back into the ring when Jones went for the pin and kicked Jones in the back of the head before the three count. Price grabs hold of Jones and lifts him up before whipping him into the ropes. Jones comes back and Price runs and spears him with enough force to cause Jones to roll back over in a somersault. Price gets back to his feet and rolls out of the ring. Price walks over and grabs a ladder before sliding it into the ring. Price then goes under the ring apron and pulls out.....a baseball bat.
Zach Davis: The Louisville Slugger! We've seen Price with it in his interviews before but now it's out here. This is not good at all.
Price with the bat in hand gets into the ring and lays the bat down. Price grabs Jones by the head and lifts him up. Jones responds with a chop to the chest and the two begin trading shots. Jones hits Price with a big right that seems to send him reeling. Jones capitalizes and nails a dropkick that knocks Price out of the ring. Jones follows and grabs Price before whipping him into the security barrier. Jones continues the assault with multiple punches to the head before grabbing Price and leading him over to one of the tables set up. Jones pushes Price up onto the table and punches him in the head a few times. Jones then heads back into the ring and goes for the turnbuckle. D-Day has finally recovered and tries to attack Jones but Jones kicks him in the stomach and hits a ddt. Jones continues to the turnbuckle and positions himself for another elbow drop, this time to the outside. He stands up and flies off but Price rolls off the table. Jones crashes through the table and lands hard. All three competitors are now down and only Price seems to be somewhat moving.
Shannan Lerch: And it looks like Alex Jones missed a golden opportunity there. If it hadn't been for D-Day trying to get in some offense Jones may have been able to pull that off. But Jay Price had just enough time to recover. D-Day is still out cold in the ring, a combination of massive blood loss and the brutal ddt he just recieved. Alex Jones is stirring but he seems to be completely out of it. Jay Price seems to be going to his knees but you can see that this match has him completely worn out as well.
Price grabs hold of the ring apron and uses it to help him to his feet. He crawls into the ring but it seems as though he doesn't have the energy to move towards D-Day for the pin. Alex Jones is up to his hands and knees and it looks like he is bleeding from his mouth as a result of the crash and burn through the table. Price crawls toward D-Day slowly. Jones is crawling towards the ring. Price reaches out and puts his hand on D-Day's chest. Jones is up to the ring and gets in crawling at Price.
Zach Davis: One......Two......Thre...No!
Jones seemingly uses the last bit of strength in his body to jump at the pinfall and breaks it up. Price crawls back towards the corner and uses it to get back to his feet. Jones is up to his knees and looking completely out of it. Price heads right for Jones and hits him with a kick to the chest followed up by a kick to the back. Jones is on his hands and knees clutching his chest. Price backs up and runs right at Jones's nailing a kick to the side of the head.
Shannan Lerch: The Hit and Run. Price with a vicious kick to Alex Jones's head and this may be the match.
Price hangs onto the top rope to keep himself from falling down. D-Day has slowly gotten to his feet behind Price and charges at him. D-Day hits a half-assed tackle due to his blood loss but it's still effective enough to send both men out to the floor. Price is the first to recover after a few moments and he begins searching the floor around him. He crawls over to the ring apron and lifts it up. He reaches under and pulls out....a roll of barbwire. He stands up and grabs hold of D-Day, lifting him up to his feet. Price whips him into the ring post and follows it up with a forearm shot to the back. Price pushes D-Day back up against the ring post and then walks back over to the roll of barbwire. He reaches down, picks it up, and then stands back with a smile on his face. He takes the roll back to where D-Day is barely holding himself up even with the ring post. He grabs D-Day by the head and slams it into the ring post once again. Price then begins to unravel the roll of barbwire....and starts to wrap it around the ring post and the body of D-Day.
Zach Davis: No way! Price is tying D-Day to the ring post....with barbwire! Oh dear god this is sick. Somebody stop this.
Price wraps the barbwire around the post and D-Day several times, going around his neck and chest and making sure he's against it nice and tight. After running out of barbwire Price steps back to admire his handywork. The crowd who usually boos Price is chanting out "Holy F**k* and "This Is Awesome", but Price ignores them. Price heads back into the ring....and is met with a boot to the head from a waiting Alex Jones. Jones quickly grabs Price and lifts him up. Jones with a chop to chest followed by a series of several more. Jones pushes Price into the corner and begins hammering away with punches. Price drops to the mat and Jones begins stomping away at his body. Jones walks over to the chains hanging around the ring and pulls down another chair. He measures up Price and runs at him and nails a running chair dropkick to the face. Price falls over on the mat with blood coming from his forhead. Jones gets back up to his feet and searches the chains once again. He notices two small black bags hanging from one of the chains. He pulls them both down and looks inside and then looks around at the crowd smiling. He takes the bags and pours out the first one which contains....pieces of broken glass. Jones then opens up the second bag and dumps out.....thumbtacks. Jones throws both bags out of the ring and goes after Price. He lifts Price to his feet and pulls him over to the center of the ring where the glass and thumbtacks are. Jones goes for a suplex but Price blocks it. Jones tries again but Price blocks it once more. Price counters with a snap suplex and Jones lands backfirst onto the piles of glass and thumbtacks and he screams out in pain. WCF officials have finally made their way to the ring and are trying to free D-Day from the barbwire that has him tied to the ring post. Inside the ring Price is shaken up and is holding onto the ropes. Jones stands up slowly with pieces of glass and thumbtacks still sticking into his back. Jones charges at Price but Price avoids the charging Jones by ducking off to the side. Jones turns around and Price kicks him in the stomach. Price pulls him into a double arm ddt hold and then lifts him straight up into the air before bringing him down headfirst onto the mat like a brainbuster.
Shannan Lerch: Kiladelphia Driver..this is it! Price has the match here.
Jones is laid out on the mat but Price is looking down at him and is shaking his head.
Zach Davis: What is he doing? Why doesn't he just go for the win?
Price slips out of the ring and grabs hold of a table. He pushes the table into the ring and then slides in after it. Price stands up and sets the table up in the center of the ring. Price walks over to the side of the ring where the wall is and grabs the ladder that he put in the ring earlier. He stands the ladder up and looks over at Alex Jones. He points at Jones....and then at the table......and then at the ladder.
Shannan Lerch: No.
Zach Davis: No way.
Price walks over to Jones and lifts him up. He kicks Jones in the stomach and then hits him with the Busted Grill. Price gets back up to his feet and lifts Jones up before laying him across the table. Price reaches down and grabs hold of the baseball bat that he put in their earlier. He stands by the table and slams the bat down on the body of Jones several times before finally noticing the officials trying to free D-Day. Price rolls out of the ring, bat in hand, and attacks the people trying to help D-Day. Once they're taken care of Price turns his attention to D-Day who is writhing in pain. Price steps up close to D-Day's head and whispers something into his ear but no one can seem to make it out. Price then steps back and unloads onto the back of D-Day with the bat. Price finally drops the bat and makes his way back into the ring. Price walks over to the table to check on Jones but he is knocked out cold. Price then turns his attention to the ladder and proceeds to climb up it slowly. Price finally reaches the top of the ladder with his back to Jones who is still lying on the table. Price climbs to the very top step, breathes in deep and then exectues a moonsault off the top and through the table with Alex Jones still on it.
Shannan Lerch: OH MY GOD. THE WTF MANEUVER OFF A LADDER AND THROUGH A TABLE!
Zach Davis: Both men may be out cold but Price landed right on Alex Jones. The referee is doing the three count.
Shannan Lerch: That's it folks. Jay Price retains the belt.
Zach Davis: And he has to wrestle later tonight too... not good for the ToT, after he went through this hellacious beating.
Price stumbles to his feet, quickly grabbing his Television Title and collapsing back down, rolling out of the ring and heading to the back as medics attend to D-Day and Alex Jones.
Kevin Hardaway vs Klayton Kruz
Zach Davis: Our next match of the evening features two of the newest additions to the WCF roster. One is a newcomer and the other is a familiar face from the past.
The lights start to flicker gold and black before turning completely strobe. J'Adore starts to play loudly almost deafening out all the boo's. Klayton Kruz struts out onto the entrance ramp. He briefly pauses to pose and lower his white and black fur coat. He begins walking down the aisle, as he does, he stops occasionaly to pose to the females at ringside. As he finally gets to the ring he walks up the ring steps and walks halfway down the apron shouting something to the people at ringside. He enters the ring and soon after takes his coat off slowly, and handing it to the ref after he removes it, the music cuts quickly as Klayton Kruz walks to the far turnbuckle, waiting for the match to start.
Zach Davis: And newcomer Klayton Kruz making his official WCF debut tonight. Not too much is known about this young wrestler but he does seem rather in love with himself.
Shannan Lerch: And who wouldn't be? Just look at that body.
Zach Davis: Try and keep yourself under control until after the match Shannan.
The lights immediately go out now inside the arena. Everybody officially goes ape crazy, because some know who it is, and the rest...well, they like when lights go out. They think it's cool, you know. As the lights are out, spotlights fill the arena, white ones...like lightning as the sound of thunder crackles along the PA system. More spotlights come as more thunder is played along the system. It's when guitars fill up and the following is heard.
All of a sudden, the opening drum and guitar riffs of "This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage kicks on the PA system as white smoke fills the entrance ramp. It's to the point where the white spotlights are strobing to the beat of the song. But when the song finally kicks in, the strobelights are going mad as out from the white smoke, is Kevin Hardaway, black trenchcoat on over his ring gear as he gives off a wicked smile to the crowd and walks slowly to the ring. He walks up the ring steps now and perches himself on top of the nearest turnbuckle, like a hawk ready to strike as the song reaches fever pitch. He keeps smiling to the crowd as he jumps off and leans against the turnbuckle, looking at whoever's in the ring with him as he takes off his coat...ready for battle.
Zach Davis: And Kevin Hardaway. Last week on Slam made his redebut in the WCF and showed almost no ring rust in his return. Let's see how he does tonight against the young rookie.
Both men are now in the ring and the referee signals for the bell. This match is officially underway and both men head for the ring, seemingly sizing each other up. The two lock up and Hardaway kicks Kruz in the stomach before applying a headlock. Hardaway has the headlock in tight as he begins punching Kruz in the head. Hardaway then backs up into the ropes with Kruz still in the headlock and bounces off the ropes and executes a running bulldog.
Zach Davis: And Hardaway with a beautiful bulldog, he really seems to be in control early on in this match.
Hardaway drops to the mat and applies a chinlock on Kruz. Kruz appears to be trying to fight out of the hold but Hardaway has it locked in tight. Kruz begins to slowly fight his way up, first to his knees and then eventually to his feet. Hardaway continues to keep the pressure on the chinlock but Kruz hits him with an elbow to the stomach. Hardaway refuses to let go of the hold and Kruz hits him again with an elboy. Hardaway still with the hold but Kruz stomps down on the foot of Hardaway and hits a third elbow to the stomach and Hardaway finally releases the hold. Kruz wastes no momentum and bounces off of the ropes and comes back with a chop block to the back of the leg.
Shannan Lerch: Klayton Kruz out of nowhere with some offense.
Hardaway is up and Kruz goes for a kick but Hardaway grabs his foot. Kruz bounces up with his free leg and nails Hardaway in the chin with an enziguri. Kruz goes for the quick pin.
No a kickout by Hardaway and both men are quick to their feet. Hardaway tries to lock up again with Kruz but Kruz backs up not wanting to repeat earlier. Hardaway rushes at Kruz and Kruz executes a drop toe hold that sends Hardaways head onto the bottom rope. Kruz runs to the other side of the ring and bounces off the ropes before coming back at Hardaway with a leg drop to the back.
Zach Davis: And Kruz really seems to be rolling now. Lots of fast paced offense really seem to have Hardaway out of his element.
Kruz is back to his feet and grabs hold of Hardaway, lifiting him to his feet. Hardaway counters and grabs hold of Kruz before throwing him into the corner. Hardaway begins to work over the body of Kruz with chops to the chest followed up by a right punch to the head. Hardaway walks back to around the center of the ring and runs straight at Kruz and nails him with a yakuza kick to the head. Kruz crumples to the ground and Hardaway drags him away from the corner. Hardaway makes his way to the corner and climbs up the turnbuckle. He jumps off of the top and hits a big splash that he turns into a pin attempt.
No a kickout by Kruz and Hardaway seems to be a little suprised. Hardaway gets back to his feet and grabs Kruz lifting him up. Hardaway with a quick kick to the stomach followed up by a series of kicks to the legs that sends Kruz to his knees. Hardaway backs up to the ropes and bounces off running right at Kruz. Hardaway goes for a kick to the head but Kruz ducks down and Hardaway misses. Kruz is back to his feet and goes on the offensive with a dropkick that sends Hardaway into the ropes. Kruz continues the offense with a series of kicks to the legs of Hardaway on the ropes. Kruz grabs Hardaway and pulls him away from the ropes before taking him down with a firemans carry. Hardaway begins to sit up quickly but Kruz sees it and runs right at him and hits a shining wizard. Kruz immediately goes for the pinfall.
No Hardaway kicks out at the last second but looks dazed from the kick to the head. Kruz gets up and grabs hold of Hardaway lifiting him up. Hardaway counters with a european uppercut before nailing him with a snap ddt. Hardaway looks at the ropes and runs at them before springboarding off the middle rope and nailing the Lionstomp.
Shannan Lerch: And Hardaway showing us all his own set of high flying abilities. And he's going for the pin.
No Kickout by Kruz as the ref's hand was coming down for the three count. Hardaway gets up and he is pissed off. He gets into the ref's face and begins arguing the count. Kruz uses the time to recover and begins to make his way to his feet. Hardaway turns around in time to see Kruz getting up and he pulls him in for the Williams Driver. Kruz counters with a back body drop but Hardaway somehow lands on his feet. Kruz turns around and Hardaway hits him with a kick to the stomach. Hardaway then executes the Williams Driver!
Zach Davis: Well that has to be it!
Hardaway pins Kruz, hooking the leg.
Shannan Lerch: There you have it!
Zach Davis: Kevin Hardaway soundly defeats Kruz.
Hardaway stands up, getting his arm raised.
Shannan Lerch: Great things are coming for Hardaway, Zach. I have a feeling about it.
Zach Davis: Really?
Shannan Lerch: Okay, also, Seth told me he was going to give Hardaway a US Title match if he won this match here tonight. I just wanted to brag and say I told you so later on.
Hardaway heads to the back, walking with confidence in his step.
Tyler Derden vs Tyler Straven
Zach Davis: Our next match of the evening features two rookie sensations that have recently taken the WCF by storm. Tyler Straven's very first match in the WCF was at War VIII where he managed to outlast many other competitors in the match, including many WCF vetererans. That was until he was pinned by Tyler Derden. This was only Derden's second match in the company, and he proved himself quite the force to be reckoned with as well. Two weeks ago these two were supposed to tag together to face Truth Addiction but egos ended up taking over and the two instead fought with each other. Tonight they will finally do battle against each other in a fight to see who is the true "Rookie Sensation."
Sound of maddness hits by shinedown, as the lead singer screams watch your back the explosion of fireworks hit as Derden hits the stage jacked up bobbing his head to the music like the hardy boyz would with a running slide into the ring, hits the top rope for a pose or two then down to business.
Shannan Lerch: And here comes Tyler Derden...sigh.
The Lights begin to flicker and the arena is plunged into darkness Wait and Bleed by Slipknot begins to play as the light glow a bright red and that’s when Tyler Straven appears on the stage wearing a pair of black wrestling tights and black boots he glances around the arena before slowly making his way down to the ring.
Shannan Lerch: And Tyler Straven. You know Zach, suprisingly both of these competitors have been rather quiet leading up to this match. Now that's suprising because before both of these men were known for some rather entertaining interviews.
Zach Davis: That's right Shannan, it's as if both of them decided that their actions should speak louder than their words.
Back inside the ring the referee signals for the bell and this match starts. Derden and Straven immediately lock up in the center of the ring. Derden quickly uses his size to take advantage and whips Straven into the ropes. Straven bounces back and runs right into a big clothesline. Derden moves to grab Straven by the head and lift him back to his feet. Straven counters with an elbow to the head followed up by a chop to the chest. Derden responds with a chop of his own and the two begin trading punches and chops. Straven ducks a right by Derden and nails him with a standing dropkick to the back that sends him into the corner. Straven charges the corner and hits a running forearm to the back of Derden that brings him stumbling out of the corner. Straven goes for the quick roll up.
Zach Davis: And it's Straven with the school boy. One..T...No and Derden quickly kicks out.
Both men get to their feet and quickly lock up again. This time Straven gains the advantage with a kick to stomach followed up by a european uppercut that sends Derden reeling. Straven wastes no momentum and hits a standing dropkick that sends Derden over the top rope and out onto the floor. Straven backs up and runs full speed to the ropes before leapfrogging the top rope and hitting a splash onto the body of Derden. Straven gets back up and lifts the body of Derden up and pushes him back into the ring. Straven re-enters the ring and quickly goes for the pin.
Shannan Lerch: One...Two...Thr...No Derden gets his foot up on the bottom rope.
Straven rolls off of Derden and gets back to his feet. He reaches down to grab hold of Derden and lifts him up. Derden counters out of nowhere with a right to the stomache followed by a left to the head. Derden now with momentum as he whips Straven into the ropes. Straven comes back and Derden looks for a clothesline but Straven ducks it.
Suddenly all of the lights in the arena go out plunging the ring and the crowd into darkness.
Shannan Lerch: What's going on?
Zach Davis: No clue. But...
The lights come back on and inside of the ring both Straven and Derden are looking around trying to figure out whats going on. What neither of them see is the person standing behind them.
Zach Davis: What the hell? Who is that?
Standing behind both Straven and Derden is a man in a black ski mask and a black hooded sweatshirt holding a steel chair. Both men turn around at the same time and the man runs right at them smashing both in the head with the chair. Straven and Derden hit the mat and the masked man begins repeatedly hitting them both with the chair. The man then grabs Straven and picks him up. He pulls him in for a ddt and positions himself over the chair on the ground before slamming Straven headfirst into it. Straven is instantly busted wide open and appears unconcious. The masked man then turns his attention to Derden who is trying to crawl out of the ring. He walks over and grabs him by the leg and drags him back to the center of the ring. The masked man picks Derden up by the head roughly and kicks him in the stomache before pulling him in for a piledriver.
Shannan Lerch: No no no, he'll break his neck.
The masked man lifts Derden up and piledrives him into the mat. He then stands up and looks around the ring at his handywork. He walks over to the ropes and motions for a microphone to be brought to him.
Zach Davis: He wants a microphone?
The masked man reaches up and rips off his mask revealing...Jay Price.
Shannan Lerch: What? What is he doing?
Zach Davis: This is insane, why is he out here?
Jay Price: Rookie sensations huh? Am I really supposed to be impressed by either of these two bit hacks. You people want the only true rookie sensation of WCF, then look no further. I ask you, can you name anyone that has done more in such a short period of time? Has anyone ever made such an impact so early in their career? Hell no! (Price looks down at the bodies of Straven and Derden) I am the future of professional wrestling and anyone that wants to think otherwise, feel free to test me.
Price drops the microphone and exits the ring with a smirk on his face. As he heads up the ramp paramedics run down to attend to Derden and Straven.
Shannan Lerch: My god.
Zach Davis: That was just sickening.
Price reaches the top of the ramp and turns around, walking backwards while he watches the paramedics tend to both Straven and Derden with a smile on his face.
The Big Time Jerks vs Truth Addiction/Jimmy Dean
The arena lights fade down and two white lights hit the entranceway as "Nothing else matters"by Metallica starts playing. Two pinewood boxes come out being carried by eight men on each box dressed in navy blue suits. They stop about half way up to the ring as the jumbotron shows pictures of Mark and Marc, the Superfans. The men lay the boxes down and leave. All of a sudden the jumbotron reads "Big Time Jerks" in red and "Thriller" by Michael Jackson starts playing as two midgets dressed like the Superfans come walking out to the ring. They stop at the pinewood boxes and open them up releaseing several helium filled balloons. They start danceing around the ring and then the music just stops.
Voice: Ya'll done fucked up now bitches!
"Natural Born Killaz" by Ice Cube and Dr Dre starts playing. Out walks Alyssa Jones in a cutoff black BTJ t-shirt and black hot pants. Next comes Alex Jones in his black bullet proof vest and black BDU pants. Austin Adams comes out in black BDu's and a black BTJ t-shirt. The three of them stand in front of the ring waiting on the final member to hit the ring. All of a sudden the music stops and "Check yo self" by Ice Cube starts playing. The WCF cameras start looking for Adam Young and can't find him. A single white light hits the announce table and Adam is standing behind the announce team in black BDU's as well as a black BTJ t-shirt and black face paint.
Zach Davis: Here are the Big Time Jerks!
Shannan Lerch: This is Alex Jones' second match here tonight... he must be tired, that's for sure.
Let It Rock by Kevin Rudolf hits the airwaves. A special dance-techno remix special for the Wrestling Championship Federation and the crowd goes crazy. Avery comes out from behind the curtain with his hoodie on over his head. He's looking down and hopping around but he stops with both his hands together in front of him. Through the smoke comes Tank Reaper walking right up behind him and stops. As the music continues to play, Avery spreads out one arm in unison with a huge gold firework. He stretches out the other arm with another huge gold firework. Then Tank raises both arms in the either with the third and final bang as the firework explodes into the air and the smoke clears. With that third firework, Avery flashes his head up and the hoodie slides off and both men begin to high five the fans as they jog their way down to the ring. Jimmy Dean follows behind them. Avery slides in first and jumps on to the nearest ring corner. He spreads out his arms then folds them together. Tank steps over the top rope and just raises both arms in the air and the crowd eats it up. Avery takes off his sweatshirt, and both men prepare for the match. Jimmy Dean gets in and tries to talk strategy but they ignore him.
Zach Davis: I don't think anyone likes poor Jimmy Dean.
Alex Jones sure doesn't, and he attacks him, hitting lots of shots. He throws Dean to the ropes and then kicks him and DDTs him to the mat. He then picks up Dean and Powerbombs him to the mat.
Shannan Lerch: Looks like Alex Jones is mad for losing his match earlier.. and he's taking it out on Jimmy Dean!
Alex Jones then hits the Five Knuckle Shuffle on Jimmy Dean. He pins him.
Jones picks Dean's shoulders up, not done yet.
Zach Davis: Oh come on.. now he's being a-
Shannan Lerch: a jerk.
Jones climbs to the top rope and hits the AR15 which is a top rope elbow drop! Jones then waits for Dean to stand up.. and hits the 409!
Zach Davis: Great move!
Jones pins Dean again.
Shannan Lerch: The Big Time Jerks win! Truth Addiction didn't even get to fight.
Truth Addiction leaves, disappointed. The Jerks throw Dean out of the ring and then celebrate.
Zach Davis: Well.. good for the Jerks. Good for them.
The Big Time Jerks and Alex Jones leave the ring and head to the back.
Rick Mad vs Steve Carr
Falls Count Anywhere Match
Evenflow by Pearl Jam hits, and Rick Mad steps out. The fans boo him as he walks to the ring, ignoring them.
Zach Davis: Well here is Rick Mad, and our Falls Count Anywhere match is coming up next-
Steve Carr appears behind Mad, Clotheslining him in the back of the head! Mad goes down hard.
Shannan Lerch: Steve Carr with the sneak attack!
Seeing as it is a Falls Count Anywhere match and theres no real reason for them to start in the ring, the referee signals for the bell. Carr picks Rick up and hits him with several forearms before grabbing Rick's head... and hitting a Bulldog right onto the ramp! Rick's face hits the mat, and blood begins rushing from his nose.
Zach Davis: Well this got bloody fast.
Carr quickly goes ringside and grabs a chair that some random person was sitting on. He goes back to Rick, who had just begun to work his way to his feet. Rick sees the chair coming and quickly rolls out of the way, causing Carr to slam it on the ramp. Rick quickly gets up and ducks another swing of the chair from Carr, then kicks Carr in the gut, causing him to drop the chair. Mad hits Carr with a few forearms of his own before hitting a Snap Suplex, still on the ramp. Carr clutches his back in pain.
Shannan Lerch: These guys are beating the hell out of each other, and we're only a few minutes into the match!
Rick picks up the chair now. He waits for Carr to stand, and once Carr is to his feet and turns around Mad smacks him right in the head with it! Carr reels back, turns around, and bam! Rick hits him once more. This time Carr drops to his hands and knees. Rick grabs his head and pulls him towards the entryway.
Zach Davis: Uh oh. Where are they going?
The camera follows Rick and Carr backstage. Carr begins to regain his bearings and pushes Mad off, and the two begin brawling, trading rights and lefts throughout the backstage hallway. Eventually Carr throws Mad down a different hall, and this hallway has dressing rooms, each labeled with a name on the door. Carr grabs Mad and throws him headfirst into one of the rooms, breaking the door down, having used Mad as a battering ram basically!
Shannan Lerch: That was Jay Price's dressing room! Good thing it doesn't look like he's in it right now.
Mad tumbles into Price's dressing room. Carr comes inside, and Mad has just grabbed a can of hair spray on the ground. He sprays Carr right in the face with it as Carr comes to pick him up, and Carr moves away, clawing at his face.
Zach Davis: What was a can of hairspray doing in Jay Price's dressing room?
Shannan Lerch: Maybe he had a girl in there earlier!
Zach Davis: A girl like... Anastasia Petrova, perhaps? ..hm..
Mad is up, and he grabs Carr and leads him out of the dressing room and back into the main hallway. He throws Carr back out onto the entrance stage. Carr is still having trouble seeing after being sprayed with hairspray to the face, and Mad picks him up in the Suplex position... and executes the Madplex!
Shannan Lerch: This could be it! Mad has it won!
The Madplex ends in a pinning position, and the ref counts.
No! Carr kicks out!
Zach Davis: Not quite yet, Shannan!
Mad gets up and this time grabs Carr's legs, about to put him in the Sharpshooter. But Carr kicks like mad to get Mad away. Giving up on the Sharpshooter, Mad goes to drop an elbow on Carr instead, but Carr rolls away. Carr gets up at the same time as Mad and snaps off a huge Big Boot!
Shannan Lerch: Nearly took Rick's head off!
Carr grabs Rick and takes him, for the first time in the match, to the ring. Carr rolls Rick into the ring and slides in with him. After rubbing his still-stinging eyes a couple times, Carr picks Mad up and whips him to the other side of the ropes. Carr goes for a clothesline on the way back, but Rick ducks it. Before Carr can turn around, Mad hits a Russian Legsweep. He then quickly gets out of the ring on the other side.
Zach Davis: Don't tell me he's running away!
Shannan Lerch: He's not, look! He's trying to get something from under the ring.
Rick pulls a table out from under the ring. He sets up one leg and then the other. As he turns around to get back into the ring, Carr pulls down on the ropes and slingshots himself over the top. The crowd reacts appropriately.
Shannan Lerch: Holy crap! He just launched himself onto Mad with that plancha! Almost seven feet of Steve Carr flying through the air and falling right onto Rick Mad.
Zach Davis: Carr had been pretty sluggish throughout the match, but it looks like he's knocked off the ring rust.
Carr smiles as he stands up and soaks in the cheers and chants from the fans. Then he looks at the table as if just noticing it. His eyes go wide in mock surprise, and he points to it to ask the crowd if they want him to use it. Of course, they do.
Zach Davis: He's having fun out there now.
Shannan Lerch: He's getting cocky is what he's doing. This could be the opening that Mad needs to swing momentum the other way.
Carr grabs Mad by the head and brings him up to his feet. He delivers an uppercut and Rick slumps down against the table. Carr picks him up and lays him flat on the table. Then he climbs up the turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: I have to start agreeing with you now. Pulling off two high-flying moves one right after the other is asking a lot of someone like Steve Carr.
Shannan Lerch: It's asking for trouble is what it is.
Carr stands on top of the turnbuckle. He breathes deeply, preparing himself. After a couple seconds, he leaps off in a somersault.
Zach Davis: Senton bomb!
Rick Mad sees it in time and manages to roll off the table, sending Carr crashing through it.
Shannan Lerch: Just like we said.
Zach Davis: You have to give him credit though; I didn't think he had that kind of agility left in him.
Mad slowly rolls over and drapes his arm over Carr's body.
Zach Davis: What? Mad took his arm off at the last second.
Shannan Lerch: He's not done teaching Steve Carr a lesson.
Rick Mad gets to his feet and shakes his head. He picks Carr up by the hair and smashes his head into the crowd barrier before throwing him over it. He drags Carr by the legs up the stairs until they get to the exit level. He kicks Carr several times in the arms and body, and then surveys their surroundings. He picks Carr up and throws him into a wall. Then he grabs him in a headlock and they walk down the hallway to a concessions area. When they get to a wide open area, Mad lets him go but then kicks him in the gut and hits a drop toe hold. Carr rolls over. Mad grabs a nearby fan's beer and dumps it on Carr's face.
Zach Davis: Uh-oh.
The fan isn't happy about Mad wasting his six dollars and shoves him. Mad is about to clock him in the face, but Carr grabs Mad's foot and pulls him back.
Shannan Lerch: Dumping that beer was the worst thing he could do! All it did was refresh Steve Carr!
Zach Davis: Well, I don't know about that.
Carr pulls Mad's foot upwards and he falls flat on his face.
Shannan Lerch: No, really! Everyone knows you don't throw beer on Steve Carr during a match. It's like giving Popeye spinach!
Zach Davis: Nobody ever says that. You're just making this up.
Shannan Lerch: It's like getting water on Gizmo!
Zach Davis: I'm ignoring you now.
Shannan Lerch: Like throwing a straight punch at Hulk Hogan!
Carr has gotten on top of Mad and is throwing punches at the back of his head. Mad finally gets his hands up behind his head. Carr stands up and throws his fist in the air triumphantly. The assembled fans cheer.
Shannan Lerch: I'm telling you, he's the drunken master.
Zach Davis: I think you've been hanging out with your brother too much. Everyone else knows that alcohol makes you worse at things.
Shannan Lerch: Oh. Well, that explains a lot.
Carr walks over to a gathering of fans, and security shoos them away, leaving a vendor and his popcorn machine cart. Carr tells him to get out of the way. He grabs the cart and places it against the wall, pushing on it a few times to test its stability. Then he goes back to Mad, picks him up, and shoves his head through the glass wall of the popcorn popper.
Zach Davis: Oh my god!
Shannan Lerch: Carr is unusually violent tonight.
Zach Davis: I imagine that tends to happen when you're around someone who almost murdered you.
Carr pulls a heavily bleeding Rick Mad out of the machine, carefully avoiding the glass shards. Then he reaches in and grabs a handful of popcorn.
Shannan Lerch: Really?
He shoves the popcorn in his mouth and then grabs another handful, dropping it on Rick Mad's face.
Steve Carr: Hey, eat up! This is your last meal, you son of a bitch!
Carr kicks Mad in the ribs and then picks him up by the throat, shoving him against the wall. He puts his other hand on Rick's face and then presses it on the wall next to him, leaving a bloody hand print. He takes the hand off of his throat and turns Rick's head to the side, pressing his cheek against the wall. Rick is now facing the hand print.
Steve Carr: Do you see that? DO YOU SEE THAT?!
Carr slaps Rick across the face. It has little effect.
Zach Davis: Mad's not responding. He seems to barely even be conscious.
Carr grabs Mad and throws him out to the middle of the floor. Mad stumbles around before falling on his butt.
Steve Carr: Get up!
Rick Mad doesn't look like he could do that even if he wanted to. Carr stomps towards him and tries to grab Rick by the hair, but Mad hits him with a low blow!
Zach Davis: Ouch.
Shannan Lerch: Looks like he still has some life in him after all.
Rick gets to his feet and punches Carr in the gut. Then he drags him over and throws him into the men's restroom.
Zach Davis: Uh....huh.
Shannan Lerch: I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason for this.
Zach Davis: I hope you're wrong, because if you're not, then that probably means Rick Mad hid a gun in a toilet tank.
The cameraman and referee follow them in, showing a couple of very surprised men who quickly exit. Rick smashes Carr's head into the tiled wall, and Carr falls down in the corner. Rick walks over to the sink and washes his face and eyes.
Shannan Lerch: See, there's your explanation. He couldn't see with all the blood in his eyes.
Carr stirs in the corner. Rick walks over and starts stomping on him. Then he picks him up and puts him in a headlock.
Zach Davis: He's going for the Mad DDT!
But he can't lift Carr up for it, because Carr grabbed onto the edge of the sink. Mad lets go of the hold and Carr hits him with a right hook. Mad tries to respond in kind, but Carr blocks it and kicks him in the stomach. He smashes Mad's head onto the sink counter, kicks him in the stomach one more time and then hits the Ultimate Stunner!
Zach Davis: There it is! It's over!
Shannan Lerch: But wait, he's not covering him! Hasn't this brutality gone on long enough?!
Steve Carr goes into one of the stalls, and emerges with a revolver.
Zach Davis: OH JESUS CHRIST!
Shannan Lerch: You had the wrong guy!
The referee tries to talk some sense into Carr, but keeps his distance. The cameraman is frozen stiff. Carr has the gun pointed at Rick Mad's face.
Steve Carr: You see what it's like now, Rick? You see what it's like to just barely hold on to life?
Zach Davis: For the love of God, somebody get in there and stop him!
Rick closes his eyes. Carr squeezes the trigger. BANG!
...is the word printed on the flag that pops out.
Shannan Lerch: ...
Zach Davis: ...
Shannan Lerch: So!
Zach Davis: Yeah, I'm not even going to try and call this anymore.
Steve Carr has the widest smile on his face before he throws the “gun” at Mad. Then he rushes over and puts Mad in the Sharpshooter. Mad starts tapping before the ref can even get to his knees. The referee very warily raises Carr's hand.
Shannan Lerch: Well!
Zach Davis: Steve Carr won. That's all I can say right now.
Shannan Lerch: And he did it with a level of child-like exuberance not seen in any of his contemporaries, maybe even no one in wrestling history!
Zach Davis: He pointed a fake gun at Rick Mad.
Shannan Lerch: Child. Like. Exuberance.
Zach Davis: I'm sure that's what they'll say on ESPN tomorrow, yes.
Shannan Lerch: I know I said some bad things about him during this match, but Steve Carr is a living legend. Truly, he is the Brett Favre of wrestling.
Zach Davis: Yeah, they both “retired”.
Shannan Lerch: Interceptions, gun pointing. They both have their quirks. But that's what makes them so much fun to watch!
Zach Davis: You're just doing this to aggravate me now.
Shannan Lerch: My favorite Steve Carr story is --
Zach Davis: Please shut up.
Shannan Lerch: Well, looks like Carr's finally limping his way back to the locker room.
Zach Davis: Surrounded by some very annoyed looking security guards, but I can't blame them. They thought there was a gun threat.
Shannan Lerch: All part of the job.
Carr is indeed limping down the hallway. Security is in no mood to keep his slow pace, so most of them have spread out and are just trying to keep the fans a good distance away. But one of them breaks through the lines and runs right at Steve Carr.
Shannan Lerch: What's that crazy fan doing?
Zach Davis: That's not a fan!
It is actually Mikami, who leaps through the air and grabs Carr's head, driving it into his raised knee. Carr goes limp and hits the floor. A couple of security guards grab Mikami and drag him away, and he does not resist.
Zach Davis: Mikami just knocked Steve Carr unconscious. Blood is coming out of his nose. What the hell was that for?
Shannan Lerch: Knowing him, I'm sure we'll get some long speech about it on Slam next week.
Craig Jacobs vs Johnny Reb
Zach Davis: We've been waiting for this match since War.. here we go.
The house lights begin to dim down as "Laser Canon Death Sentence" by Dethklok starts to play.
"FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!"
Craig Jacobs steps from out behind the curtain. Looking out into the crowd, he begins to walk towards the ring, slapping any hands that appear in front of him. When Craig reaches the ring, he runs and hops up onto the ring apron, entering the ring through the middle ropes. He backs into a corner and waits for anything that might head towards his way.
Shannan Lerch: Next up? Former World Champion Johnny Reb!
The opening chords of "Bad Company" by Bad Company filter through the arena. The stage and the surrounding area go dark. As the actual lyrics begin, blue lights illuminate a pair of figures: Johnny Reb and Dixie Pride.
Always on the run.
They both step out onto the ramp and the stage lights return to normal.
Is the rising sun.
Johnny’s appearance draws a mixed reaction from the crowd, largely of a negative variety.
I was born 6-gun in my hand,
Behind a gun, I make my final stand.
The Inveterate Confederate starts down the ramp, slowly, and pauses halfway down.
That's why they call me...
Suddenly, a fountain of pyros erupts behind him to coincide with the change in the song's tempo. Johnny raises his hands and lifts his head, making a beckoning motion, reveling in the crowd’s attentions, favorable or not.
Bad Company. And I can't deny,
Bad Company, til the day I die.
Reb lowers his arms and gives the dissenting fans a disdainful sneer.
Deserters we are called,
Chose a gun
And threw away the sun.
Johnny keeps walking toward the ring at a stately pace, ignoring taunts. Dixie remains at his side, casting the occasional insult back at an over exuberant dissident.
Now these towns,
They all know our name.
Is our claim to fame.
Reb walks up the steel steps and holds the ropes for Dixie. He stalks to the far corner and climbs onto the second turnbuckle, posing for the crowd.
I can hear them say..
Bad Company, and I won’t deny.
Bad. Bad Company, til the day I die.
Dixie works the crowd as Johnny hops off the turnbuckle and removes the hat and coat. The music fades away.
Zach Davis: Here we go.
The bell rings. The two circle... and tie up. Reb gets the early advantage and throws Jacobs into the ropes, and then hits an Arm Drag. Jacobs gets to his feet and is met with another Arm Drag. Jacobs gets up one more time and Reb hits him with the Facebreaker DDT!
Shannan Lerch: Reb looking great coming out of the gate here... really wants to avenge his loss against Jacobs!
Reb pins Jacobs, hooking the leg.
Jacobs gets the arm up.
Zach Davis: Not yet.
Reb jumps to the top and quickly executes a Corkscrew Shooting Star Legdrop! The crowd gasps.
Shannan Lerch: What an amazing move.
Jacobs stumbles to his feet, and Reb wastes no time. He grabs Jacobs arm and jumps to the top rope... and does the rope walk before hitting a chop..
Zach Davis: He's going to lock in the Stars and Bars!
Indeed, Reb locks the move in! Within a few moments Craig Jacobs has no choice and taps out.
Shannan Lerch: What!? Oh wow! Johnny Reb gets the win!
Zach Davis: A decisive victory for Mr. Reb here tonight.
Reb gets up, a huge smile on his face. He gets his arm raised and slides out, heading to the back.
Shannan Lerch: Welp, a bit of a setback for Jacobs, but he can fight back from it, I'm quite sure.
Jacobs gets up and stumbles, ready to leave the ring... until he collapses, having shouted about his quad. Medics immediately rush to ringside, as well as Jacobs' girlfriend, who jumps the rail. They load Jacobs onto a stretcher and take him out.
Zach Davis: Well I hope Craig Jacobs is going to be okay... but this must've been embarrassing, I don't know if we'll be seeing him again.
The medics take Jacobs to the back as we go to our next match.
Greenfever vs Ace Slaughter
Zach Davis: Our next match is ready and Kyle Steel is in the ring.
Kyle Steel: Our next match is for the WCF Hardcore Championship!! This will be fought under hardcore rules. There will be no-disqualifications! No-count outs. Falls count anywhere!! Anything goes!! Now, for the challenger...
"Run Rabbit Run" by Rob Zombie begins to play over the P.A. system, as the first verse kicks in......
Huntin' humans? Ain't nothin' but nothin'. They all run like scared
little rabbits. 'Run rabbit, run.' Run, rabbit! Run, rabbit, RUN!"
Run. . .run. . .run. . .run. . .run. . .run. . .run. . .run. . .run. . .run. . .run. . .
Run, run, rabbit, run away (run away)
Run, run, rabbit, run away (run away)
Let me get her, I know what to do
Let me get her, I know what to do
Greenfever emerges from the darkness. His face and hands are dripping fresh blood. His clothes are covered in bloodstains.
Shannan Lerch: Oh my God!! Greenfever is bloodier than ever!!
Zach Davis: I believe you're right, Shannan!! In fact, what is that he is carrying, in his hands?
Shannan Lerch: I think... I think... Cameraman get a closeup on Greenfever's hands.
A close up on Greenfever's hands shows that he is holding pelts from small dead animals, as fresh blood is dripping off from his hair.
Shannan Lerch: OH MY GOD!! THAT'S DISGUSTING!!
Zach Davis: I think I'm about to get sick!!!
Shannan Lerch: Not on me you won't!!!
Some of Greenfever's clothing are old, some of his clothing are brand new.
Shannan Lerch: I hear that Greenfever hunts humans for their "pelts".
Zach Davis: You mean he skins them?
Shannan Lerch: No, you idiot!! He attacks normal everyday citizens and take their clothes.
Zach Davis: Off of their bodies?!?
Shannan Lerch: Yes!! Off of their bodies?!? God, what's a matter, with you today?!?
Zach Davis: I don't know. It must be Greenfever. Every time, he shows his disgusting face around, it makes me sick!!
Zach is turning green
Shannan Lerch: Don't you do it Zach!! I'm serious Zach, if you do it... I swear Zach... If you get sick, I'll kick your ass myself!!!
Zach is trying to hold back the vomit, but he cannot hold back any longer and begins to blow chunks of whatever he ate last!!
Shannan Lerch: OH MY GOD!!! Zach!! That is totally disgusting!! We have a championship match to call here!! Get yourself together, man!!!
Greenfever slinks down the aisle holding up the dead animals towards the crowd, who are behind the protective steel barriers. Greenfever occasionally holds up the dead animals towards people's faces.
Man: Oh my...
Young woman: EW-W-W-W!!!
Kyle Steel: Coming down the aisle... Weighing in at one hundred and ninety pounds, from Pine Bluff, Arkansas.... Gree-ee-een-nfee-ee-veer-eer!!!
The arena is shaking with thunderous boos!!!
Shannan Lerch: As my partner Zach Davis is trying to compose himself. I can barely hear myself talk. The crowd is downright disgusted with Greenfever's antics and will be 100 % behind "Superstar" Ace Slaughter, tonight!!
Zach Davis: I one hundred percent <BURP>... agree!!
Shannan Lerch: Zach!! Turn your head, next time you burb!! Good God, man!!
Run, run, rabbit, run away (run away) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
The child's so pure, dyin' in the clutch
The child's so pure, drownin' in the hutch
Run, run, rabbit, run away (run away) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Greenfever slinks towards the ring. He gets to the ring and smirks with an evil grin. He slides under the bottom ring rope and places the dead animal carcasses behind a top turnbuckle.
Hey, yeah! Hey, it's alive! Hey, yeah! Hey, I survive!
Hey, yeah! Hey, it's alive! Hey, yeah! Hey, I survive!
Mary, Mary - ain't this a fun?
Mary, Mary - I got a gun!
Run, run, rabbit, run away (run away) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Let me get her, I know what to do!
Shannan Lerch: I'm sorry to interrupt Zach, but I'm getting word that it looks like Hank Brown is backstage with Ace Slaughter and a few friends.
Backstage is Hank Brown and Ace Slaughter. Ace Slaughter is dressed in all black. His mask is black, with black mesh covering the openings for the eyes, nose, and mouth. The white star, that is usually over his right eye, is much larger. And the red A, that is an anarchy symbol, is also much larger. Ace is wearing black elbow pads and knee pads, with the white star-red anarchy symbol combo, on them. Slaughter is wearing black jean shorts, long enough where you can see maybe an inch of the knee pads. Slaughter is wearing black tape from the top knuckle, of his hands, to two inches, past his wrists. Ace has the Hardcore title over his right shoulder. Little man Dave is also wearing all black. Just black jeans and a black Ace Slaughter t-shirt. The shirt is designed as with Slaughter's signature in thick broad lettering, across his chest. Behind the lettering, is a large white star and an red anarchy symbol. Dave is wearing black biker gloves and black biker boots. Dave is bouncing around screaming and yelling, The little man is trying to pump up the crowd, from backstage. An WCF appointed cameraman is making sure the crowd and the people, at home, are getting every second of action, backstage. Then, out of nowhere....
Hank Brown: What is the meaning of all this?!
Shannan Lerch: Did you just see that Zach?!?
Zach Davis: <burp> I think so? Did Slaughter's Camera Dude just strike one of the WCF appointed cameramen, in the face?
Cameradude stands over the WCF cameraman and walks away.
Zach Davis: Where is Camera-Dude going?
Shannan Lerch: I think he leaving to grab something.
Camera-Dude returns with his own camera, in hand.
Hank Brown: Ace Slaughter!! Why did your cameraman did what he did?
Ace Slaughter: Hank Brown!! My Camera-Dude struck that cameraman, for one reason...
Camera-Dude and Ace Slaughter slammed their right fists together.
Ace Slaughter: ....because he could.
Little Man Dave stands in front of Camera-Dude and laughs, while giving a double thumbs up.
Little Man Dave: Yea... heh-heh!!!
Hank Brown: Now, if we can be....
Ace Slaughter: Hank Brown, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I see we have another guest with us.
Zach Davis: Oh my!!!
Shannan Lerch: what the hell?
A blonde lady, maybe in her young twenties, wearing a cheerleading outfit, enters the picture. Her outfit is pretty standard to most cheerleading outfits. Her top is long sleeved with the standard megaphone place right in the center of her top. The stiched megaphone is colored black with a white star, placed in the center of the megaphone. There is a red anarchy style A in the center of the star. Her skirt is black and white striped. She has long blond hair, but in pig tails. She is slightly heavy chested, maybe a large C-cup. She has blue eyes and wears a small amount of makeup. She is fairly attractive, enough to make the gentlemen, in the backstage, to notice. She has a wiggle in her walk and a giggle in her talk. When she talks, she has a small squeek in her voice, similar to Betty Boop!! But, she can fight like a drunken sailor!!!
Blonde Cheerleader: Ace Slaughter!!! <squeels> Oh my God!! It is you!! I am a hu-u-u-uge fan of yours!!!
The cheerleader bounces when she talks.
Zach Davis: Oh my....
Shanna Lerch: Oh... my... God!! Get a hold of your self, man!!!
Zach Davis: Oh... whatever!!! You sound jealous, anyway!!
Shannan Lerch: Oh Zach... you have small drool, hanging off your bottom lip.
Zach Davis: I do not!! Sh-h-h!! I'm trying to listen!!!
Shannan just glares at Zach!!!
Blonde Cheerleader: My name is Melissa,
All of the guys backstage: Hi, Melissa!!
Shannan Lerch: What...ever-er-er!!!
Melissa: I'm here for you. To join your crew of misfits... or whatever. I wanna give you a bi-i-i-g cheer, if that's okay?
Ace Slaughter: Sure.
Shannan Lerch: What...ever-er-er!!!
Melissa: Oh-h-h kay!!!
Cheerleader Melissa Puts her pom-pom filled hands on her hips. Melissa begins to stomp and clap.
<STOMP><STOMP-CLAP> <STOMP-STOMP> <STOMP-CLAP> <STOMP><STOMP-CLAP> <STOMP-STOMP> <STOMP-CLAP>
Melissa: Slaughter is the one, the one to get it done!! Go Ace!! Go-go-go Ace!!! Slaughter is the best, better than the rest!! Yay!! Go Ace!! Go-go-go Ace!!! Ya-a-a-Y!!!
Melissa jumps up and kicks up.
Ace Slaughter: Very good. That's nice. But, right now, sweetheart, I have a match. We'll talk about it later... after I defeat The Monster.... GREE-EE-EENFEEVEER!! Greenfever!! In just a few moments, I'll be in that ring and we WILL give these.... GREAT FANS OF CHI-CA-GO ILLINOIS a fight they will never forget!! People will be talking about our match from this moment on!! Years from now, people will be saying... " Way back, in 2009, did you see that hardcore match at Helloween '09?" People will respond with "Hell yeah!! That match was awesome!!! Ace Slaughter kicked the dogcrap...
Ace Slaughter: ...out of Greenfever?!? You can forget about all your voodoo mumbo-jumbo that you do!!! I've seen scarier stuff, that you!! So, people in CHICAGO, ILLINOIS you better buckle yourselves down, because the war is about to start...
Little Man Dave looks right into the camera and gives a big two thumbs up!!!
Little Man Dave: YEAH!! HEH-HEH!!
Slaughter and his crew of misfits leave the backstage area.
Hank Brown: I don't know what to say about all that, but back to you guys...
Zach Davis: Thank you, Hank Brown. What do you have to say about that, Shannan?
Shannan Lerch just glares at Zach.
Shannan Lerch: You know what!! Drooling oall over that young blonde bimbo. Watching her boobs bounce all over the place, as she jumps up and down!!
Zach Davis is staring off into space, with a glazed look.
Shannan Lerch: ZA-A-A-CH!! The match is about to start!!
Kyle Steel: Coming down to the ring...
Pyrotechnics explode around the entrance ramp, as The Camera Dude walks out keeping the camera onto Ace Slaughter. Cheerleader Melissa is jumping around cheering and squealing, as Little Man Dave is running around trying to jump and looking into the camera.
Little Man Dave: Let's get this party started... YEAH!!!
Zach Davis: Oh my... all the commotion going on!!!
Come on, Come on!
Come on, Come on!
The lights, in the arena go dim.
All those Saturdays, when kids go out and play
Three sets of spotlights start to rotate around the crowd.
Yo I was up in my room I let the stereo blaze
Wasn't faded, not jaded, just a kid with a pad and pen
And a big imagination
All this, I seek, I find I push the envelope to the line
Make it, break it
Take it, until I’m overrated!
A loud siren, similar to a tornado warning, echoes throughout the arena. The crowd scrambles to stand up, some with their hands on their ears. Some of the crown run towards the entrance ramp, screaming and yelling.
Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down on the stereo, hear me on the radio
Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down with the new style and you know it's buck wild
Click Click Boom!
I'm on the radio station TOUR around the nation leaving the scene in devastation
Ace Slaughter slowly walks through a large area of smoke, with his arms extended outward.
The crowd becomes somewhat deafening. Ace slowly spins around 360 degrees.
Slaughter then jumps up, in the air. As he lands, a loud explosion rattles the arena. Two pillars near the ramp entrance, spits out fire, which reaches spits out fire, which reaches 5 to 6 feet out of the 6 foot pillars
I can see it in my mind
I can see it in your eyes
It's close enough to touch it now
far away enough to die!
Slaughter continues to walk down the ramp. Little Man Dave and Cheerleader Melissa are jumping aroung, getting the crowd all excited
The Crowd: Slaughter!!! Slaughter!!! Slaughter!!
Slaughter gets to the ring. Ace looks around then jumps up to the ring apron. Ace grabs the top rope and starts to shake it violently.
The crowd, once again erupts. Cheerleader Melissa and Little Man Dave enters the ring, as Camera-Dude keeps the camera going.
What the hell is wrong with me?
My mom and dad weren't perfect
But still you don't hear no cryin' ass bitchin' from me
Like there seems to be on everybody's CD
Slaughter enters the ring and proceeds to walk to the nearest ring corner. Ace climbs up to the second turnbuckle. Slaughter throws his arms up, then pounds his chest with both fists.
So just sit back and relax
And let me have your head for a minute
I can show you somethin' in it
That has yet to be preceded, oh yeah!
Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down on the stereo, hear me on the radio
Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down with the new style and you know it's buck wild
Click Click Boom!
I'm on the radio station Tour around the nation,
Leavin' the scene in devastation
Why have I clouded up my mind
Why's my mother always right
And will I make it to the end
Or will I crawl away and die
Slaughter then jumps down, from the second turnbuckle and walks towards the center of the ring. Cheerleader Melissa and Little Man Dave are jumping and yelling around Ace Slaughter, while The Camera-Dude is recording everything with the camera.
Click click boom!!!
Melissa, Dave, and The Camera-Dude leave the ring, as the bell ring...
Zach Davis: Let's get this match started!!
Shannan Lerch: Finally!!
Greenfever and Ace Slaughter hook-up.
Zach Davis: A deep arm drag by Slaughter
Greenfever adjusts his right arm. Another deep arm-drag by Slaughter
Shannan Lerch: Ace is showing some scientific movement. It looks like Greenfever is getting a bit frustrated!!
Ace irishwhips Greenfever into the corner.
Zach Davis: Greenfever slams into the corner. Slaughter attempts to run into Greenfever, but the challenger moves out of the way and...
What Slaughter didn't know he almost landed face first into the decomposed rabbits pelts.
Shannan Lerch: Oh my God!! Ace Almost landed face first into those disgusting animal pelts.. EW-W-W-W!!!
Greenfever leaves the ring, with Slaughter running right behind him. Greenfever gets past the next corner and waits for Slaughter...
Zach Davis: Greenfever just nails Slaughter with a clothesline.
A stunned Ace Slaughter is trying to get up, when Greenfever looks under the ring for a chair.
Shannan Lerch: Greenfever has a chair!!
Zach Davis: OUCH!! Slaughter just had his back whacked with a chair!!
Greenfever picks up Ace Slaughter and is attempting a DDT, onto the chair.
Shannan Lerch: A back body drop executed by Ace Slaughter, as Greenfever landed back first onto the chair, which is on the concrete floor.
Zach Davis: He will feel that first thing in the morning!!!
Slaughter picks up Greenfever and grabs him by his bloody hair.
Zach Davis: Slaughter just slammed Greenfever head into the ring post!!!
Shannan Lerch: Slaughter just slams Greenfever's head into the ringpost, three more times!!!
Greenfever is now bleeding, from the head. Ace picks up the chair and....
Shannan Lerch: Oh my God! Greenfever has been clobbered by Ace Slaughter, with the chair!!! Slaughter picks up Greenfever and...
Ace Slaughter nails Greenfever with a DDT onto the lying chair, onto the floor!!! Greenfever is squirming around in pain.
Zach Davis: I think Greenfever is in some serious trouble.
With Greenfever in pain, slaughter looks under the ring and finds a ball bat with barbedwire wrapped around it. Slaughter, with a ball bat in hand, walks over to a bleeding Greenfever...
Shannan Lerch: I don't think this is going to be pretty!!!
Slaughter grabs Greenfever, by the hair and starts to dig the barbedwire into the flesh, of Greenfever's forehead. Blood is flowing out of his head, like a river. Slaughter then slams Greenfever's head onto the concrete floor. Greenfever is struggling to get to a balanced base. Slaughter grabs for his bleeding foe, but Greenfever hits Slaughter with a lowblow.
Zach Davis: Ow, that must hurt!!
Shannan Lerch: You should know.
Zach Davis: What?
With Slaughter being incapacitated, rolling around on the concrete floor, Greenfever looks under the ring and finds himself a....
Zach Davis/Shannan Lerch: OH MY GOD?!?!
Greenfever finds himself a staple gun. The bloody Greenfever walks over to Ace Slaughter and begins to staple Slaughter's masked forehead with the staples from the staple gun. Blood starts seeping through the mask.
Shannan Lerch: It's official!!
Zach Davis: What's that?
Shannan Lerch: Ace Slaughter is now bleeding!!
Greenfever drops the staple gun and looks under the ring. Greenfever pulls out a ladder.
Zach Davis: All Hell is about to break out!!
With Slaughter lying prone on the concrete floor, Greenfever sets up the ladder.
Shannan Lerch: What does Greenfever have planned.
Greenfever slowly climbs up the ladder.
Shannan Lerch: Oh my God!! Ace Slaughter is moving!!
Zach Davis: And he is also climbing up the ladder.
Both men are at the top of the ladder, matching hit for hit.
Zach Davis: Both men are clobbering each other, what almost eight to nine feet in the air.
Greenfever swings and hits Ace Slaughter at the side of his head, which causes both Slaughter and Greenfever to both fall off the ladder. Ace falls onto the rings, then into the ring, while Greenfever crashes down onto the concrete floor below. Slaughter, while grimaces in extreme pain, he slowly rolls out of the ring.
Ace grabs for Greenfever as Greenfever was about to grab for the barbedwired ballbat. Slaughter pushes Greenfever into the steel security railing. As Greenfever is slammed into the railing, blood flies everywhere, which makes people scatter.
Shannan Lerch: The fans did the right thing.
Zach Davis: Why is that?
Shannan Lerch: God knows what is in Greenfever's blood.
Slaughter folds up the ladder and crashes the ladder into a slumping Greenfever.
Slaughter drops the ladder and tries to grab Greenfever. The challenger pulls Slaughter into the railing. Slaughter's midsection crashes into the railing. Ace is now grasping for air, as Greenfever is stomping continuously onto the ribs of Ace Slaughter.
Shannan Lerch: Greenfever is going for the pin.
Zach Davis: A kickout at one and a half!!
Greenfever grabs for the ladder and nails Ace Slaughter several times with it. Greenfever drags Ace Slaughter by the mask and pulls him in the direction, of the commentator's table, but Slaughter stops him with a elbow, to the gut. Slaughter slams Greenfever's head into the ring post and blood splatters.
Zach Davis: Again blood flies everywhere.
Shannan Lerch: We might have to put tarp out.
Zach Davis: That wouldn't be any fun.
Slaughter picks up Greenfever for a suplex, but Greenfever punches Slaughter in his injured ribs and clotheslines Ace.
Zach Davis: This match is more action packed than anyone had ever anticipated!!
With slaughter, on the ground, struggling for air, Greenfever grabs cable wire and starts to choke Slaughter with it!!
Shannan Lerch: Greenfever is choking out Ace Slaughter!! I don't think the hardcore champ as any more in him, to fight back!!!
Greenfever is snarling and grinning while choking Ace Slaughter with the cable. Slaughter is thrashing around, but still struggling to get out of this dangerous situation.
Zach Davis: I think Slaughter does not have any more in him to get out of this. But... but....
Slaughter slams his right foot upward and kicks Greenfever in the chest. Greenfever continues to choke Ace. Slaughter again kicks upward and this time, kicks Greenfever on his head. That time, Greenfever releases the choke. Slaughter struggles to stand, but it seems Ace Slaughter is shaking.
Zach Davis: Slaughter is shaking. He's shaking his entire body along with his fists.
The Crowd: SLAUGHTER!!! SLAUGHTER!!! SLAUGHTER!!!
Shannan Lerch: It sounds like the crowd is trying to get Ace Slaughter motivated.
Zach Davis: Watch out, they're coming this way!!
Slaughter and Greenfever are fighting near the commentator's table. Both Shannan and Zach are standing up. Slaughter clobbers Greenfever, on the head, blood flies off the skull of Greenfever. Greenfever smack Ace Slaughter with a right fist. You can see blood coming through the mask of Ace Slaughter. You can see there are staples still on Slaughter's mask.
Shannan Lerch: I agree Zach!! This match is getting better and better, as the match continues!!
Slaughter punches Greenfever one time, this time that punch causes Greenfever to lean up against the commentator's table.
Shanna Lerch: I have a funny feeling, we better move!!
Slaughter backs up and lunges towards Greenfever and nails him with a clothesline. Both men fly over the commentary table. Both Zach and Shannan scatter out of the way. Greenfever staggers to stand, then Slaughter staggers to stand. Greenfever grabs Slaughter by the head and slams his head on to the table. Slaughter forearm smashes Greenfever, until the challenger crashes to the floor. Slaughter stomps onto the challenger numerous times.
Zach Davis: I think Slaughter is trying to remove some of the monitors from off the table.
Slaughter grabs for Greenfever, but Greenfever spits a green mist at Slaughter, which cause Ace to be momentarily blinded. Greenfever then ddt's Slaughter onto the concrete floor.
Shannan Lerch: Oh my God!! It looks like Slaughter is unconscious!!!
Greenfever grabs for Ace Slaughter and place him onto the commentary table and walks over to the ring. Greenfever rolls into the ring and climbs up the turnbuckles and is standing on the top turnbuckle. Greenfever slices across his throat with his thumb and flies off the turnbuckle, with Ace Slaughter lying prone across the table.
Shannan Lerch: Oh my God!!! Could this be the end of Ace Slaughter?
Greenfever flies through the air and as he is about to land onto a very damaged Ace Slaughter, the masked one barely rolls out of the way. The table crashes and almost splitters into a million pieces.
The Crowd: HOLY SH*T!!! HOLY SH*T!!! HOLY SH*T!!!
Ace Slaughter then picks up a nearly dead Greenfever and picks him up....
Zach Davis: Oh my God!!! Looks like Ace Slaughter is picking up Greenfever for a cradle piledriver!!!
Shannan Lerch: You can't be serious!!!
Ace Slaughter grabs Greenfever and positions Greenfever for a cradle piledriver and then....
Zach Davis: OH MY GOD!!! DID WE SEE WHAT WHAT WE JUST SAW?!?!?
The crowd: HOLY SH*T!!! HOLY SH*T!!! HOLY SH*T!!!
Shannan Lerch: Yes we did, Zach!!! We just saw Ace Slaughter use a cradle piledriver on a defenseless Greenfever!!
Zach Davis: The referee is going for the pin.
The crowd: ONE!!
The crowd: TWO!!!
The crowd: THR---
Zach Davis: A kick out!!! A kick out!! You gotta be kidding me!!! Greenfever just kicked out from a cradle piledriver on the concrete floor!!!
Shannan Lerch: I always told you Zach!!! Greenfever is not human!! And by the looks from Ace Slaughter, he did expect Greenfever to kick out of that!!
Zach Davis: Slaughter looks frustrated!!
Shannan Lerch: Wouldn't you be?! Ace has thrown everything except for the kitchen sink, at Greenfever!!
Ace Slaughter rolls away from Greenfever and looks under the ring and he grabs a....
Shannan Lerch: You've gotta be kidding me!!
Zach Davis: Like I told you. He needed that one extra, special thing to put away Greenfever.... A KITCHEN SINK!!!
Ace Slaughter actually has a dismantled sink in his two hands. Slaughter walks over to A completely unaware Greenfever, who is now standing, barely.
The crowd: KITCHEN SINK!!! KITCHEN SINK!!! KITCHEN SINK!!!
Zach Davis: Slaughter motions that this is it.
The crowd: ONE!!
The crowd: TWO!!!
The crowd: THR---
Shannan Lerch: Oh my God!! Another kick out by Greenfever!!!
Zach Davis: One thing you can say about Greenfever is that he is resilient.
Slaughter grabs Greenfever to pick him up, but...
Shannan Lerch: Greenfever just spewed another green mist at Slaughter.
Zach Davis: Not only once, but twice has Greenfever spewed out a mist. Greenfever has never done anything like that before. I guess the Hardcore championship means as much to him, as it does to Ace Slaughter!
Shannan Lerch: These two are gonna put prestige into the WCF Hardcore Championship!! These two grapplers... NO!! These two MEN are putting their careers, not only their lives on the line here!!!
Zach Davis: We sure are seeing one hell of a match here!!!
Greenfever executes a Space Tornado Ogawa.
Zach Davis: Greenfever just executed a leg sweep and choke slam combination.
Shannan Lerch: Look, out on the entrance way!
Hector Rodriguez has just stepped out, though the competitors in the ring are too busy to notice. Hector has a steel chair... which he unfolds and sits down upon, observing the carnage in the ring.
Zach Davis: Looks like Rodriguez is here to watch the action. Can't say I blame him. And he IS scouting two possible opponents...
Shannan Lerch: In the ring, Greenfever goes for the pin...
The crowd: ONE!!
The crowd: TWO!!!
The crowd: THR--
Shannan Lerch: NO!!! Kickout by Ace Slaughter. There is no quit in these two!!
Greenfever is now just choking Slaughter, just out of frustration!!! Greenfever picks up Ace and throws him back into the ring.
Greenfever irishwhips Ace Slaughter into the ropes and tries to clothesline Slaughter, but Ace ducks and bounces against the ropes and forearms smashes Greenfever. Slaughter irishwhips Greenfever off the ropes, but reversal by Greenfever, but yet another reversal by Slaughter, which causes Greenfever to be bounced off the ropes and Slaughter catches him in the.....
Zach Davis: THE SLOBBERKNOCKER.
Shannan Lerch: Instead of the usual spinebuster, Slaughter face planted Greenfever instead.
Slaughter is overwhelmed with excitement, as he looks around the arena!!
The Crowd: SLAUGHTER!!! SLAUGHTER!!! SLAUGHTER!!!
Shannan Lerch: Slaughter is signaling to the corner, you know what that means!!!
Zach Davis: SLAUGHTERMATIC!!!
Slaughter walks over to the corner and climbs up the turnbuckles to the top turnbuckle. Slaughter points to the crowd and flies off the top turnbuckle. Slaughter first initiated a frogsplash, but transitions into a leg drop....
Shannan Lerch: No! Greenfever rolls away just in time!
And without even getting off the mat, Greenfever uses his legs to grab Slaughter's head. Greenfever pulls Slaughter in... and locks in The Move That You Fear!
Zach Davis: Oh no! We could have a new Champion!
Slaughter flails for several moments, trying to see if he can grab onto any ropes, but he's unable to. He summons his wits, though we can hear him yelling in pain, and looks to see where the closest rope is so he can try and move is body there. The crowd is on the edge of their seats in anticipation...
Shannan Lerch: Is Ace Slaughter going to pass out!?
Slaugther reaches for the closest rope, putting all of his energy into it... but he can't quite make it, still. Greenfever cranks the hold tighter, and soon Slaughter's arms go limp. The ref raises one of the arms in the air.... and it drop.
Zach Davis: Slaughter might have passed out here. Wouldn't be the first time Greenfever made someone pass out with that hold.
The ref raises it again.... it drops.
Shannan Lerch: Once more and the ref will have to end the match..
The ref raises Slaughter's hand one more time... and it falls. Ace Slaughter is out cold. The ref rings for the bell.
Zach Davis: Greenfever has just won his Hardcore Title back in one of the most violent matches we have ever seen!
Rodriguez stands up, clapping, and Greenfever finally notices that he's there. A look of rage comes across his face for whatever twisted reason is in his head, but before he can act on it security guards grab him from behind and handcuff him.
Shannan Lerch: Once again, thank God for those security guards.
Zach Davis: Greenfever couldn't thank God for anything... in his mind, he'd just be thanking himself.
Rodriguez picks up his chair and exits to the back. One of Greenfever's guards accepts the Hardcore Title for him and carries it to the back as the guards escort the new Champion to the locker room. Slowly, Slaughter begins to regain consciousness, and looks angry when he realizes what happened.
Shannan Lerch: Great effort by Slaughter, that's for sure. This match could've gone either way and he did a great job.
Slaughter exits the ring, heading to the back as well, getting a standing ovation from the crowd.
Torture/Slickie T vs The Superfans
Zach Davis: Now.. time for our Tag Team Titles match.
Shannan Lerch: This is going to be epic. Torture and Slickie T, the hottest wrestlers going today, up against the best tag team in WCF.. oh boy.
The arena fades to black as a red, white, and green spotlights begin to circle the crowd and a red glow appears on the left side of the stage, a white glow in the middle, and a green glow on the right, as “Gravesend (Lake of Fire)” by Lordz of Brooklyn begins to blast over the speakers and the three lights come together in the center of the stage where Slickie T stands with his back turned to the crowd, his arms extended to form the shape of a “T”. He watches as the screen shows a roulette wheel spinning as the pill comes to settle on the green 00 space and the camera zooms in on the pill until the screen becomes completely white and then “Slickie T the Ace of Hardcore” scrolls across the screen in black in front of a waving Italian flag. Slickie then quickly turns as the pill settles in the 00 space and red, white, and green pyros explode behind him as he slowly makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with those who are reaching out to him. As he reaches the ring, he quickly climbs the ring stairs, looking out over the crowd before grabbing the top rope and vaulting over the top of it and into the middle of the ring. After glancing over the crowd with a thin smile on his face, he climbs a turnbuckle and throws his arms out once again to form a “T” before backflipping off the top turnbuckle and back into the middle of the ring as the lights come up once again.
Zach Davis: Here is Slickie T. We've known all along that he'd make it to the big time in WCF eventually, and now is his time.
Shannan Lerch: But how will he act with Torture? Will he be joining the ToT?
Zach Davis: I don't THINK so, Shannan, but.. never say never.
Crawl by Kings of Leon hits the speakers, and the crowd begins to boo. Some hardcore Torture fans cheer. Fireworks go off on the stage as the lights go to black and smoke fills the top of the rampway. Torture steps out from the curtain and stands in the middle of the stage. The smoke clears 20 seconds in, and the crowd boo's even harder. The hardcore fans keep cheering. More boos than most though. Torture walks down the ramp smiling yet focused and intent on beating his opponent. He slides into the ring walks to one of the ring posts and taunts to the crowd. He throws one hand into the air, and his other hand points to his waist as if he's always wearing Championship Gold. He backs down off of the ring post and the lights slowly come back on.
Shannan Lerch: You can see a lot of tension between Torture and Slickie here..
Zach Davis: Time for the Tag Team Champions!
Hysteria by Muse hits and the fans begin to boo... and the booing grows even louder when Seth Lerch walks out from the back instead of the Superfans, with one Tag Title around his waist and the other over his shoulder.
Shannan Lerch: What the hell? Where are the Superfans?
Zach Davis: Well, they didn't show up last week Shannan, and Seth has the tag belts... I have a feeling they're gone, Shannan. Just a guess.
Slickie's face is a mix of confused, disappointed and a little angry. Torture is showing no emotion. Seth slides into the ring and gets on the mic.
Seth Lerch: Well.. I'm finally making this announcement public. Yes, the Superfans have quit WCF.
Cheering erupts in the crowds.
Seth Lerch: I know, I know, I'm happy too. Except that it left us without our big Tag Titles match for tonight. So what should I do with the Tag Title belts, I asked myself. I could hold a tournament to decide the new Champs.. I could just pick the two best contenders and have a match.. there are a lot of things I could do. But then I thought of it this way. Why did the Superfans quit? Because they knew they were going to lose to Slickie T and Torture.
Seth Lerch: So the way I see it... Slickie T and Torture deserve the belts! Truly, they defeated the Superfans. Let's be honest, it was a foregone conclusion anyway. There was no way I was letting the Superfans beat my two main men, Slickie T and Torture.
More booing, of course.
Seth Lerch: So guys, number one, I present to you the Tag Titles... and number two, Slickie T, I welcome you into the Team of Torture!
Seth takes the belt off his shoulder and presents it to Torture, who holds it high up in the air. Seth then takes the other belt off his waist... and presents it to Slickie T.
Shannan Lerch: Hmm.. how is Slickie going to react to this?
Zach Davis: He's a competitor, Shannan, and I feel like this isn't going to sit right with him.
Slickie looks at the belt, looks at Seth... you can cut the tension with a knife.
Shannan Lerch: Is he gonna take it?
Slickie shakes his head no. He refuses. Seth's face sours... and Slickie simply drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Shaking his head, he walks to the back.
Seth Lerch: SLICKIE! Allen, what are you doing? Come on man, this is our time! This is YOUR time!
But Slickie doesn't care what Seth has to say. He makes it up the ramp and disappears to the back. Seth looks at Torture, who doesn't look happy at this turn of events, seeing as this means he just might have to defend the World Title against Slickie at One after all.
Seth Lerch: Well... agh... anyway, no matter. We still have the Hellimination match coming up.. tonight IS the Team of Torture's night. You'll all see.
Crawl plays, and Seth and Torture exit the ring. Seth holds onto Slickie's tag belt, and Torture holds the other one. The two ToT leaders head to the back.
Logan/Hector Rodriguez/Doc Henry/Anastasia Petrova vs Jay Price/Mikami/Ryan Daniels/Anthrax
Zach Davis: Time for our main event.
Shannan Lerch: This is a big match. The ToT as a united front up against four of their biggest adversaries.. a lot is on the line here.
A drum beat rolls, it rolls, it rolls, it beats and echoes dying to make the fans ears bleed. Say Anything "Chia-Like, I Shall Grow" BLASTS the speakers, the crowd explodes in unison. Logan pops out from behind the black curtains just as ecstatic as the crowd, jumping in place, clinging the United States championship in his hand, happily soaking in the energy from the audience, and then.. he takes off in a focused march down the ramp way. Taking advantage of the ring steps, Logan climbs up them and enters the ring stepping through the middle rope. Logan climbs the rings turnbuckle, his eyes scanning the audience who anticipate what's next.. he throws both arms up in the air raising the title high, on que, the crowd screams and does so as well. Letting his arms slowly fall to his sides, Logan hops off the turnbuckle and his theme music cuts.
Zach Davis: Logan. The Team of Torture is mocking his legacy... to say the least.
No One Gets Left Behind by Five Finger Death Punch starts playing and out from the back walks Carlos Estrada. Carlos walks to one of the sides of the ramp and takes off his Fedora and gestures to the crowd in attendance.
A few seconds later, Hector Rodriguez walks out and stands in the center of the ramp. He looks out at the crowd for a few seconds as they stand to their feet cheering for him. He finally raises both arms up in the air. Fireworks blast up on each side of him at the front of the ramp and then more fireworks fire up all the way down the front of the ramp.
Hector walks down the ramp followed by Carlos Estrada. The two men climb the ring steps and get inside the ring. Carlos stands in the middle while Hector walks to each side of the ring, holding up one arm to the crowd.
Shannan Lerch: Hector Rodriguez. Newcomer to WCF who ended up working well with Logan, and now fights alongside him.
Lights dim, to an orange glow as if at sunrise, as music starts.
With the main guitar riff, Doc enters the arena in a light haze.
As lyrics start, he slowly raises his head looking into the ring, raising his hands up for a slow pop. Lights fade up as he does this.
I wake up in the morning
And I raise my weary head
I got an old coat for a pillow
And the earth was last nights bed
Doc proceeds to the ring high fiving the crowd.
Only God knows where Ive been
Im a devil on the run
A six gun lover
A candle in the wind
Walking up the steps and ducks under the top rope. Pumping his fists and getting the crowd riled, he fist pumps facing all four sides.
When youre brought into this world
They say youre born in sin
Well at least they gave me something
I didnt have to steal or have to win
Well they tell me that Im wanted
Yeah Im a wanted man
Gallantly removes hat and saddle coat before extinguishing cigarette on ring post.
Im colt in your stable
Im what cain was to abel
Mister catch me if you can
Im going down in a blaze of glory...
Zach Davis: Doc Henry. He's been a long time enemy of Anthrax.
Na Rasputye by Kipelov plays and the lights turn red as Anastasia Petrova prances about the stage. She goes to the ring and says hi to the fans and blows them kisses while shaking her booty!
Shannan Lerch: Anastasia Petrova. Jay Price took her Television Title, though he now offers her the chance to be his valet... we'll see what happens with that.
The anti-ToT team is in the ring, and Crawl by Kings of Leon plays. Jay Price, Mikami, Anthrax and Ryan Daniels step out onto the stage. Seth Lerch is with them as well.
Zach Davis: And here is the Team of Torture.. arriving as a unit, a united front.
The four men nod to each other and walk to the ring. The anti-ToT team stands on one side, and the ToT slides in and stand directly across from them.
Shannan Lerch: This is an explosive situation here...
The anti-ToT team steps approaches the ToT, and the ToT meets them in the middle of the ring. Logan and Jay Price, Hector and Mikami, Henry and Anthrax, and Petrova and Daniels are face to face... and a brawl erupts!
Zach Davis: Here we go!
Each set of opponents trade lefts and rights with each other! Eventually Anthrax is able to Clothesline Henry out of the ring, spilling out with him. Petrova throws Daniels out and gets on the apron of the ring. Hector and Mikami brawl spills to the outside as well, leaving Logan and Price in the ring. The bell sounds.
Shannan Lerch: Logan and Price... Price was unable to pin Logan at War, and you know he wants to pin him now.
Logan, however, tags in Petrova.
Zach Davis: Well.. looks like Price won't quite get the chance yet.
Shannan Lerch: But we WILL find out what is going on between Petrova and Price!
Petrova and Price meet in the middle of the ring. Petrova has a bit of a smile on her face, and upon seeing this, so does Price. She walks seductively over to him, and he puts out his hand.
Zach Davis: I'd say it looks like Petrova is joining Price, but it is also possible she just wants to have sex with him. I guess we'll see.
She takes his hand... and pulls him in and hits an RKO!
Shannan Lerch: The Rasputin! Well there is your answer, Jay Price!
The crowd pops as she hits the move out of nowhere! She gets up, pulls a flask from ringside and pours it on Jay Price, laughing at him. Price gets up, angrily, and hits Petrova with some lefts and rights. Petrova reels back, the flask sent flying. Price throws Petrova to the ropes and catches her as she comes back... and hits a Belly to Belly Suplex!
Zach Davis: Good move! Price is back in this match after being turned down by Anastasia.
All of the other teammates have gotten to their respective corners now. Price, frustrated, tags in Ryan Daniels.
Shannan Lerch: Here comes Daniels. You never quite know what to expect from this guy, he has a mean streak going right now.
Daniels gets in and picks Petrova up, but she starts fighting back, hitting him with a few forearms to his head. She goes for another Rasputin!, but Daniels pushes her off and hits a Backcracker! He quickly pins her.
Petrova kicks out.
Zach Davis: Not eliminated yet!
But Daniels isn't done. He steps back and waits for Petrova to get to her feet... and locks in the Morphine Trip!
Shannan Lerch: This has to be it! Petrova can't last in that hold, can she?
But luckily for Petrova, she's able to reach... and grab the ropes! The ref calls for a break. One.. two.. three.. four.. four and a half....
Zach Davis: Is he gonna break the hold or what? Come on now..
Daniels breaks it at the VERY last second. The referee yells at him, pissing him off. Daniels asks the ref if he has the butthurt, to which the ref says no... and Daniels then decks the ref right in the face.
Shannan Lerch: What! You can't do that!
Zach Davis: He just did, Shannan.
The ref goes down hard. As if it was a plan all along, Mikami enters the ring with a chair, which was given to him by Seth Lerch. He's about to hit Petrova, until Logan comes into the ring as well.
Shannan Lerch: My Logan! A gentleman, defending poor Anastasia Petrova!
Zach Davis: He's probably just going to use this to try and sleep with her later on.
Logan grabs the chair from Mikami and hits him over the head with it. The ref is coming to, and the first thing he sees is Logan hitting Mikami with the chair... and signals for an elimination.
Shannan Lerch: What! That's not fair!
Zach Davis: Logan is the first man eliminated.. just because he was defending Anastasia Petrova. This isn't good for the anti-ToT team.
Seth has a huge grin on his face. Hector Rodriguez enters the ring and tries explaining the situation to the ref, pointing at Mikami. Still in a daze and maybe not able to make the best decisions, the ref signals that Mikami is ALSO eliminated!
Shannan Lerch: Logan and Mikami BOTH eliminated because of being DQed!
Zach Davis: Well, thats fair, I guess.
Mikami is pissed, as is Seth Lerch. Mikami shoves Hector away and tosses the ref out of the ring angrily before leaving the ring and heading to the back.
Shannan Lerch: Well, we're down to three versus three now.
Petrova tags Hector into the match officially. Daniels turns around and is met with a VICIOUS Clothesline From Hell, turning him inside out! The crowd roars.
Zach Davis: Well Hector has entered this match with a bang!
Daniels stumbles to his feet slowly, and Hector decks Anthrax and Price, causing them both to fly off the apron. Once Daniels is up Hector throws him to the ropes, then catches him and hits the Toluca Slam! Into a pin!
Shannan Lerch: Daniels is gone! The Anti-ToT team actually has the advantage now!
Anthrax gets into the ring now and Doc Henry reaches out his hand for the tag, with Hector obliging him.
Zach Davis: Showdown between Doc Henry and Anthrax here!
The two men go to tie up, but Anthrax pokes Henry in the eyes. Henry stumbles away and Anthrax grabs him from behind, putting him in a Full Nelson.
Shannan Lerch: He may be going for the Lethalizer-
But Henry hits a Mule Kick, breaking the hold!
Zach Davis: Getting Anthrax back for the poke to the eye, it looks like!
Anthrax stumbles away, and then turns around and walks into the Gambler's Hand from Henry! The crowd roars as Henry climbs to the top...
Shannan Lerch: Henry goes All In!
Zach Davis: Anthrax is gone!?
Shannan Lerch: This match... is now three versus one!
But Price is in the ring immediately, grabbing Henry from behind and hitting the Downfall! Before anyone totally realizes what is happening, he pins Henry!
Zach Davis: Nevermind.. two versus one, then.
Rodriguez is in the ring now. Price turns around, cocky grin on his face, only for that look to turn to horror as he sees Rodriguez! Rodriguez hits him with several rights and lefts, sending Price reeling into the ropes. Hector then throws him across the ring, Price bounces back and Hector lifts him up into a Bearhug!
Shannan Lerch: This is a good move. Price has to be something exhausted from his TV Title defense, even though it was over two hours ago, so Hector wearing him down even further is smart.
Hector holds Price tight, squeezing the life out of him. After several moments, Slaughter moves himself backwards to his team's corner, and either because Hector's manager and Petrova talked strategy or because Petrova knows what to do from instinct, she tags herself in by tagging Hector's back. Hector moves forward a few feet as Petrova climbs to the top rope... Hector lifts Price up a bit and Petrova flies off the top with a Clothesline, slamming Price hard to the mat! She then pins him, hooking the leg!
Zach Davis: NO! Price kicks out!
Shannan Lerch: Close call, though.
Petrova picks Price up only to Headbutt him, sending him reeling. He turns around and she follows up with a HUGE slap to the face, once again sending him reeling. The slap, however, lit a fire in his eyes. He turns around again and she goes for another slap, but he blocks her hand and hits her with a European Uppercut. He follows up with a few forearms to her head and then picture perfect Standing Dropkick, knocking her down now. The crowd begins to boo.
Zach Davis: I haven't seen the crowd hate someone as much as they hate Jay Price since, well, Torture.
Shannan Lerch: Don't forget Seth!
Zach Davis: Oh yeah, him too.
Speaking of, Seth claps on the outside, applauding Price. He picks Petrova up and throws her to the ropes. Once she hits, back against it, he runs up and hits the running knee to the face! The crowd oooh's.
Shannan Lerch: The men are going to be angry if that pretty little face of hers gets messed up.
Zach Davis: Not sure if thats where too many men look on her... but yeah.
Petrova stumbles out of the corner and Price hits her with the Inverted Headlock Backbreaker! He then goes for a pin.
Petrova gets her foot on the ropes.
Shannan Lerch: Almost had it down to one versus one..
Price pulls Petrova to the middle of the ring, however, and locks in the Lockdown.
Zach Davis: Uh oh. Not looking good for the Anti-ToT team-
Right as Zach finishes his sentence, Petrova is forced to tap out.
Shannan Lerch: She just couldn't hold on.. oof. What a painful maneuver.
Zach Davis: And we're down to Price versus Rodriguez.
Shannan Lerch: We didn't get a real conclusive finish to this match at Slam, so this I'm looking forward to.
Price doesn't release the hold right away, which Hector seems to take as disrespect. He gets into the ring and quickly kicks Price stiffly right in the head!
Zach Davis: DAMN what a kick!
Hector picks Price up and then Piledrives him back down to the mat before floating over and pinning him.
Two and a half..
Shannan Lerch: Price kicks out!
Zach Davis: Not many men can kick out of a Piledriver. One of the most dangerous moves in wrestling.
Rodriguez grabs Price's legs and tries to lock in the Sharpshooter, but Price knows that would be the end and kicks furiously at Hector to avoid it. Eventually Hector gives up on the hold and stomps towards Price, only for Price to grab him in a rollup!
No! Hector gets out of it. Both men get to their feet and Hector takes him over with a Headlock Takedown. Price works to his feet, jabs Hector in the ribs, and breaks free. Hector goes to tie up again but Price sidesteps him and hits a few shots to Hector's face before executing a Russian Legsweep. He then waits for Hector to stand...
Shannan Lerch: What's he going for here?..
Once Hector is up, Price executes a Running Neckbreaker, bringing him right back down. Price stomps him a few times before lifting him up again and throwing him into the turnbuckle. Price runs at him, but Rodriguez gets the boot up, with Price running right into it! Price stumbles away and Rodriguez goes for another Clothesline From Hell, but Price ducks it and grabs Hector, taking him down with a Reverse DDT!
Zach Davis: Good call on avoiding that Clothesline From Hell, those things are vicious.
Price picks Hector up and tosses him into the corner. He then lifts Hector up onto the turnbuckle and climbs up with him.
Shannan Lerch: Going high risk...
Price locks Hector for a Superplex. But Hector stops Price from doing the move, using his weight to his advantage. He jabs Price a few times and then shoves him off, causing Price to hit the mat. Rodriguez steadies himself...
Zach Davis: This could be the-
Toluca Drop! The crowd roars as Hector hits the move on Jay Price, and they're on their feet as Hector pins him, hooking the leg!
Shannan Lerch: The Team of Torture is defeated!?!
NO! Seth pulled the referee out of the ring before he could count to three!
Zach Davis: What!?
Seth quickly pulls the ref shirt off of the ref's back. The ref, of course, is in no position to argue. Seth puts it on and slides into the ring, and Hector looks angry (or as angry as a masked wrestler can look, anyway).
Shannan Lerch: With that scary skull on his mask, Hector ALWAYS looks angry.
Zach Davis: Huh?
Shannan Lerch: Oh, nothing. Talking to myself.
Hector walks up to Seth, shaking his head, but Seth is heard yelling "NO ESPANOL, NO ESPANOL!" Rodriguez turns back to Price... who hits him with a Low Blow!
Zach Davis: I bet Seth is going to DQ Jay Price! Oh wait. No, no he won't. Ugh.
Price gets up and hits the Busted Grill! He pins Hector and Seth counts..
Shannan Lerch: The Team of Torture wins!
Zach Davis: What a fast count! Hector Rodriguez was, once again, screwed.
Price stands up, the sole survivor of the Hellimination match. Seth raises his arm high in the air.
Shannan Lerch: You know what this means, Zach?
Zach Davis: Sure do. The ToT... remains dominant. And I'm no longer sure there is anything anyone can do about it.
Shannan Lerch: Well, we're out of time. We'll see you fans next week on Slam.
Zach Davis: Goodnight.
The scene fades out with Rodriguez and Carlos Estrada look on as Price and Lerch taunt the fans.