Sunday Slam Intro
Logan Segment
Creeping Death/Frost vs JJ Biggs/Ace
Josephine Miyazaki Segment
Ellis/Josephine Miyazaki vs Tommy Havock/Genocide
Torture Segment
Victor Taylor/Bobby Cairo vs Reckless Jack/King Logan

WCF Sunday Slam Intro

Glasgow Megasnake by Mogwai once again plays as the crowd erupts in cheers and WCF Sunday Slam comes on the air! We pan around the crowd, giving them their chance at appearing on television for a second or two, before going to the announce team.

Zach Davis: I'm Zach Davis, here with Shannan Lerch, and this is our final stop before Payback!

Shannan Lerch: I've gotta say, Zach, Payback is shaping up to be one of the best cards we've seen in a LONG time.

Zach Davis: I agree. And tonight, well... tonight is one of the most unusual nights I've seen booked in a while. Thanks, Logan.

Shannan Lerch: In our main event, the World Champion, Outcast, teams with the number one contender, Bobby Cairo, to take on the team of Recklesss Jack and King Logan.

Zach Davis: There's so much going on in that match, I don't even want to get started.

Shannan Lerch: Don't forget! Seth is the special guest referee!

Zach Davis: Of course. Alright, well, the first story is that Outcast and Cairo are teaming up before facing each other a week from now. The second story is that Reckless Jack hates them both, Outcast having stole his Title and Cairo having taken the Contendership.

Shannan Lerch: Third story? Logan and Jack hate each other as well, which has been well documented, and THEY will face each other at Payback as well.

Zach Davis: And last, but not least, Seth and Logan will also fight for the ownership of the company. Seth has been trying to get that back since he lost it to Ortega. This ownership is being passed around like Shannan at.. well.. pretty much any place that has men.

Shannan Lerch: You asshole. Well, our next match is just as bizarre. Two of our other Champions, Tommy Havock, the TV Champ, and Genocide, the Hardcore Champ, are teaming up. There is no love lost between those two.

Zach Davis: And they are up against Ellis and Josephine Miyazaki, no love lost their either!

Shannan Lerch: And of course, Jack of Blades as the special referee. The situation between he and Ellis has been.. complex, to say the least. I'm still not sure what's going on.

Zach Davis: Me neither, but it is entertaining. Frightening, since they're both batshit crazy, but entertaining.

Shannan Lerch: Our opening match will be Ace and JJ Biggs teaming up against.. Frost and Creeping Death.

Zach Davis: Frost and Creeps might be the most impossible to control tag team on this card. Regardless, Ace and Biggs are rivals as well, so they're not exactly going to get along great either. Geez.

Shannan Lerch: This is the most tense night of wrestling you're ever going to see, folks. Don't forget, Creeping Death also has to announce the match stipulation for Payback, Logan has promised us an announcement, and will Torture make an appearance?

Zach Davis: I can't wait to find out. Let's get this show on the road!

Logan Segment

The Struggle Within plays over the loudspeakers.

Zach Davis: Uh oh.

Shannan Lerch: King Logan has decided to make an appearance!

A red carpet rolls down the entryway, before Logan steps out, wearing his King's crown. On one side of him is Bobby Dole, and a few seconds later, Seth Lerch appears behind him, wearing his referee shirt. Logan looks proudly across the arena, holding a mic.

Logan: Looks like another sold out show come to see the King of Treachery!

Mixed reaction.

Logan: Aw, you're just the same old boudles you've always been.

Aanndd booing.

Logan: Well, King Logan promised you an announcement last week, and King Logan has an announcement. I've been harassed all week since then by people wanting to know what it was. By the press, by the fans, by George Bush, the Pope, and whoever the hell else! It's a pain in the ass.

Zach Davis: I think he's exaggerating a little bit.

Logan: SHUT UP, Zach Davis!

Zach Davis: How did he even know I was talking?-

Logan: Anyway, King Logan has been thinking. And maybe, maybe I really don't want this job anymore.

The crowd cheers.

Logan: So tonight, first of all, I'm announcing that Seth Lerch will be the owner yet again!

The crowd boos this time, they don't like him either. Seth has a look of concern on his face, though, and takes the mic.

Seth Lerch: Uh, Logan, I've been thinking too. And I don't think I want the job either. I mean, it is a lot of work, and I've kind of been enjoying doing nothing, really. So you can have it.

Logan: No. You can have it.

Seth Lerch: No, you.

Logan: NO! YOU!

Seth Lerch: YOU!

Logan: Me?

Seth Lerch: Yeah, yo-

Logan: SHUT UP! YOU!

Seth sighs.

Seth Lerch: Look, Logan. Damnit. The match is already signed for Payback, so.. uh.. may the best man.. lose, I guess..

Logan: Whatever, boudle, we'll see. But King Logan has ANOTHER announcement. Not many people know this, but I happen to be a fan of tag team wrestling. WCF has seen its share of great tag teams, from DKX to the Twisted Elements. But now we don't have Tag Team Titles? That sucks. So no matter who is the owner after Payback, there will be a tournament to crown the first of the new Tag Team Champions.

Cheering! The crowd loves tag teams, apparently.

Logan: One problem! We don't have many tag teams on the damn roster! So here's what King Logan is going to do. Listen up, you boudles in the back. I'm gonna take your names, put them in a damn hat, and pick em out randomly. Whoever you get teamed with, you get teamed with. And I'll announce the teams and tournament brackets next week at Payback!

Zach Davis: I can't wait! A Lethal Lottery tournament for the Tag Titles? Sounds good to me!


Zach Davis: Er.. Sorry, sir.

Logan: That's KING SIR to you. Now, that's all King Logan has to say for now. Except for you, Seth Lerch. At Payback, I'll do.. what ya gotta do.. to get to the.. BOTTOM!

The Struggle Within plays, and Logan, Bobby Dole, and Lerch, who is shaking his head, begin heading to the back.

Zach Davis: What did he just say?

Shannan Lerch: He used to always say he'd do what ya gotta do to get to the top, but since he wants to LOSE against Lerch, well, you get it.

Zach Davis: Oh, that Logan, what a clever guy. We'll see him and Lerch later tonight. Regardless, let's get on with the show!

Creeping Death/Frost vs JJ Biggs/Ace
Speacial Guest Referee: Kristen

The lights slowly fade to dark blue. Bells toll as the screen shows shots of a big wooden cross wrapped in barbed wire in the middle of a snowstorm. While the cross is shown ... "200 Years" begins to play. Just before the song kicks in, snow cascades down from the heavens, in a wall along the stage. About ten seconds into it, when it kicks up, Frost emerges from the back with Kristen Volz on his arm. She is wearing a referee shirt of course. The two slowly walk down to the ring, and climb in. Frost jumps up to the middle rope while Kristen does Creeping Death's crucifix arms out pose. Frost does the same on the middle rope.

Zach Davis: Yeah, I'll bet SHE'LL be impartial.

Shannan Lerch: It depends. What is more important? Frost winning, or Creeping Death losing?

The lights slowly fade to black. Bells toll as the screen shows shots of a big wooden cross wrapped in barbed wire in the middle of a thunderstorm. While the cross is shown ... "Raining Blood" begins to play. The opening, anyways. Giving sound to the storm on the Jumbotron, as that changes from normal rain to blood rain. On each drum hit, the arena lights up red, giving the effect of red lightning. Just before the song kicks in, actual red blood rain cascades down from the heavens, in a wall along the stage. When Creeping Death would normally come out... he does not.

Zach Davis: What's going on?

Shannan Lerch: You never quite know with him...

After a few seconds, the people who control entrances apparently give up. "Voices" by Disturbed hits the PA System. The curtain brushes open and out steps JJ Biggs followed by Jake Hudson. JJ walks down the ramp at a steady pace with Hudson by his side. Both men climb up onto the ring apron and enter the ring. They walk over to a corner and talk the match over as JJ waits.

Zach Davis: I wonder why they didn't make Hudson the special ref. Maybe he'd be fair.

Shannan Lerch: Are you implying women can't be fair?

Zach Davis: Well.. yes.

Bits of Skin by Gotham Road hits. The lights turn off as a single spotlight shines on the stage about a minute in Ace appears. He stops at the top of the ramp and looks out at the crowd with distain and then points to himself proclaiming himself to be the highest card in the deck and that he can't be out drawn. He then slides under the bottom rope and climbs the nearest turnbuckle, pointing to himself and saying he can't be out drawn again. He then jumps down and slumps down and sits in the corner.

Shannan Lerch: Well.. where is Creeps?

Frost is waiting outside the ring, with his opponents inside, as the lights go out.

Zach Davis: You asked just at the right time, I bet.

And when the lights turn on, Creeping Death is in the ring, chair in hand. He hits Biggs over the head quickly, then turns to Ace and hits him as well. Kristen rolls in and quickly rings the bell. Creeps throws the chair out of the ring so he won't get DQed now that the match is officially under way.

Shannan Lerch: Damn that C.D., always breaking rules. What a hooligan.

Creeps quickly stomps away at both Biggs and Ace. Ace rolls out of the ring, leaving Biggs. CD jumps up to the top and goes for a Split Legged Moonsault but Biggs quickly puts up his knees, blocking it. Kristen obviously is happy. Frost is staying outside the ring. Biggs picks Creeps up and executes a quick Double Arm DDT! He pins, and Kristen counts super fast. ONETWO but no Creeps gets his shoulder up just in time.

Zach Davis: Eehh.. I don't like where this is going.

Shannan Lerch: You don't like Kristen being a fair ref? You jerk.

Biggs grudgingly tags in Ace, wanting to get the fresh man in, focused on winning the match. Ace gets in and picks CD up. CD starts fighting back, however, and quickly hooks him and hits a Fisherman Brainbuster out of nowhere! He floats over and goes for the pin!


Obvious slow count, and Ace kicks out before the two. Creeps gets up and begins yelling at Kristen. Ace is up, and pounds on him from behind.

Zach Davis: This has basically become a handicap match. Frost is still outside and does not plan on tagging in any time soon.

Ace grabs him and hits a Swinging Neckbreaker. He picks him back up though and hits another one! And then another.

Shannan Lerch: Triple Aces!

Ace is about to go for the pin, but Biggs tags himself in and does it instead.

ONE!TWO!THR- Creeping Death gets his shoulder up RIGHT at the last second.

Zach Davis: And there goes Kristen again. She doesn't care about Frost's win/loss record, she just wants Creeps to lose.

Biggs picks Creeping Death up and goes for the Biggs Implant, but CD reverses it with a Northern Light Suplex Bridge Pin!


And again, Biggs gets out of it before two. And again, Creeps goes to argue with Kristen.

Shannan Lerch: He should show respect to the person officiating this match!

But bam, Biggs rolls C.D. up from behind!


Zach Davis: And there you have it, Biggs and Ace win!

And at that second, both Ace and Frost are in the ring. Ace quickly starts kicking away at Biggs, and Frost has a chair, and throws it down against Creeping Death.

Shannan Lerch: All hell is breaking loose!

Ace and Biggs roll out of the ring, and continue brawling, heading towards the back. In the ring, Creeping Death slowly pulls himself up with the ropes. Frost is not happy and goes for a huge chair shot to the head, but CREEPS CATCHES IT! C.D. tries to swing the chair and decapitate him, but Frost ducks and he and Kristen roll out of the ring.

Zach Davis: Those cowards. They can't run at Payback, though!

Frost and Kristen are walking back to the backstage area when Creeping Death stops them with a yell into a mic.

Creeping Death: Hey. HEY! You sorry piece of shit. Turn the fuck around. ... you too, Frost.

Kristen turns with a snarl. Frost keeps his back to CD and the ring.

Creeping Death: Whatever works for you, I suppose. Next week at Payback, it's my obligation to choose the match type. And believe you me, I'm obligated to make this the craziest fucking match in the history of WCF. Starts off real simple. The ring will be surrounded by a cage. Not just any cage ... a chamber. An Elimination Chamber, that is. But not just any Elimination Chamber. I've got the okay that this chamber will be DOUBLED in size. That measures out to be about 34 feet tall. Scattered throughout will be typical weapons. Chairs, trashcans, ladders, whatever. Taking a page from Ultimate X, there will be scaffolding in an "X" shape crisscrossing the ring, connecting the chambers inside, supported by wires hanging from the Elimination Chamber itself. Speaking of, inside the chambers will not be your typical wrestlers, though. Oh no, inside the chambers will be weapons of destruction. They will open at random times. In one will be a hefty amount of tables. In another, decent amount barbed wire boards. The last weapon will be a giant coffin. No casket, a big wooden coffin ... filled with thumbtacks. And in the final chamber, there will be no weapons. In the final chamber ... Kristen will reside.

Frost turns and takes off for the ring, but the lights go out as he hits the apron. When they come back on, the coffin filled with tacks is inside the ring. Frost rushes CD, but eats a superkick. Creeping Death positions Frost near the coffin in a powerbomb position, lifts him up, but Kristen is in the ring with a low blow. Frost lands on his feet infront of CD and hits a belly to belly suplex into the coffin and thumbtacks!


Frost and Kristen exit the ring, smiling to themselves. Medics rush into the ring, about to help Creeping Death, but he emerges from the coffin himself, covered in thumbtacks, bleeding everywhere.

Zach Davis: Holy shit.

Creeping Death stares for a moment.. before doing a crotch chop. Kristen and Frost do not look happy.

Shannan Lerch: That.. that pervert!

Zach Davis: Suck it!~!

Josephine Miyazaki Segment

Camera cuts back to the first ever glimpse of the women's locker room... seems like the men's locker room, only with several bottles of sake on the floor, and some blood on the lockers... and a large, comfy couch where the hardcore sex icon Josephine Miyazaki, the cutie-pie Kikyo Daioh, and interviewer Hank Brown are all sitting, chopsticks in hand and lunch in lap... though it seems like Kikyo's the only one who's mastered using them.

Hank Brown: Hank Brown here with world reknowned wrestling superstar, heavyweight bodybuilder, and all around hardcore icon and sex symbol Jojo Miyazaki, and the world's cutest manager, Kikyo-Chan... who's also the world's greatest chef. This is delicious.

Kikyo: Arigato!

Hank Brown: ... with an exclusive here from the women's locker room, which is now getting some use thanks to...

Jojo: (obviously drunk already) Now I gotta stop ya there, Hanky Panky, I gotta stop you there. You gotta try some of that shit in the corner. The little crumbly shit. That's a cayenne pepper croquette. Put a little bit of that green wasabi paste on it. Trust me.

Hank agrees, flailing with the chopsticks before getting the red-hot croquette in his mouth... and after just one bite, tossing the microphone and food to the ground, and running off-screen, screaming for water as Jojo laughs like mad.

Kikyo: You're horrible, Jojo-chan.

Jojo: Fuuuuuck that. We're up. Time to show these motherfuckers it's a woman's world!

Jojo stands up and walks offscreen, with Kikyo following politely. Camera cuts to Josephine grabbing a Kendo stick out of a pile of weapons outside the locker room door, bottle of sake in her free hand, and walking towards the entrance area, past Hank Brown whose lips are affixed to a water cooler and sucking it dry. Kikyo follows Jojo for a second, then stops... she looks offscreen, and crosses her hands behind her back, looking down the hallway.

Kikyo: Um... I just wanted to say... thank you. For saving my life... a couple of nights ago. In the fight. Arigato.

Kikyo looks nervously for a few seconds before bowing very deeply and sprinting offscreen in the direction Jojo left in.

The camera holds for about 15 second, before Ellis, already covered in blood, enters from the hallway and staggers forward like a zombie in the same direction the other two went, a small cut on her forehead bleeding and a boxcutter tossed to the ground as the video screen cuts back to the arena.

Ellis/Josephine Miyazaki vs Tommy Havock/Genocide
Special Guest Referee: Jack of Blades

Ennio Morricone’s Whistling Overture hits. The camera shoots up to the ramp’s apex to see Jack of Blades crouching covering his face, as usual. Except this occasion differs. He is still wearing his trench coat but a striped referee jersey has replaced his T-shirt of choice.

Shannan Lerch: He should wear stripes more often.

Zach Davis: Ah, so you like him in stripes.

Shannan Lerch: No, idiot. I’m trying to imply that he’s criminally insane.

At this point, Jack has reached the bottom of the ramp and slides into the ring. He removes his coat and motions the ring announcer to approach him. At this, he snatches the microphone and begins to speak.

Jack of Blades: Well, well. How the other half live. You see much to the chagrin of all you Ellis-heads and much to pleasure of all you Jackalomaniacs, I will be pulling double duty tonight. Not only will I be referring the following match but I will also act as guest announcer. And thus, coming to the ring next, the Chinese or Filipino or something-along-those-lines megabitch, after watching Kill Bill too many times, and accompanied to the ring by her pet monkey, Josephine Shamalamadindong and Kiwi.

"Love Destiny" hits and cherry blossoms fall from the ceiling like confetti, and after a few seconds, Josephine "JoJo" Miyazaki bursts through the curtain, bottle of sake in one hand and kendo stick in the other, long black trenchcoat flowing as she slowly makes her way to the ring, her faithful sidekick Kikyo-Chan shaking hands and slapping high-5s with the fans.

Zach Davis: She does not look too pleased with Jack’s comments.

Once finally getting to the ring steps, Jojo takes the bottle of sake and chugs it, getting half of it on her before tossing the bottle out into the crowd. She then sets the kendo stick on the ground, and slides off her trenchcoat, handing it to Kikyo-Chan who politely folds it up and holds it while Jojo grabs her kendo stick again... she motions like she's gonna enter the ring, but instead strikes a couple of sexy poses for her fans before FINALLY entering the ring, Kikyo-Chan cheering her on all the way.

Jack of Blades: Hey, you stole my aesthetic. I mean sure we could share the trenchcoat thing but petals as well?

Jojo is infuriated at this and it is visible on her face.

Jack of Blades: Well, at least, you haven’t stolen my smile. And coming next to the ring, well, how can I introduce the next competitor. Hailing from the local dumpster, and weighing all of 5 ounces, she is my favourite fixation and yours, Ellis Davis!

"Everything Evil" by Coheed and Cambria starts playing, and the lights in the arena go dim, then red, bathing everything in a dark red, with slight interference... a water-like effect, as if thin black clouds were covering the red sky and casting fast-moving shadows. Ellis appears as the opening words are sung, and slowly makes her way to the ring, hair hiding her eyes, hunched over and breathing heavily all the way. The second she steps inside the ring, the lights go back to normal, but the music keeps playing as closes her eyes and emits a blood-curdling scream.

Zach Davis: I’m surprised that she’s not tearing into him like a Christmas present.

Shannan Lerch: Womanly control. Something Jack does not have.

Zach Davis: Yeah! But he does have a WCF Television Title shot at Payback.

Shannan Lerch: As does Ellis.

Zach Davis: Touché.

Jack of Blades: Whoa, dear, just so you now the weight-watchers meeting is actually Saturday not Sunday. Oh, it’s you Ellis, say did you swallow a bug on your way to the ring, you seem to have put on some weight. Enough with the pleasantries. Coming to the ring now after a long and oh so pleasurable absence. He is the Hardcore champion, and oh yes, you are supposed to care when I say that, Genocide.

Zach Davis: Ellis is being extremely controlled about the situation even though he referred to her as Davis.

"Bodies" by Drowning Pool blares over the PA system as Genocide jumps out of the back. He stands for a moment, face down, jumping back and forth. As the song goes into chorus, he looks forward and screams. He then proceeds to walk forward, focusing on the ring with a maniac look. His hardcore title is wrapped around his waist as he has on a green and black mixed jumper. He looks sweaty, as his greasy black hair hangs swings from side to side. When he gets to the ring, he slides under the bottom rope. He then jumps up in the middle of the ring and flexes, showing off his ripped body.

Genocide does not look pleased with Jack’s comments. He gets right in his face causing an obvious contrast between the smaller Jack and himself. JoJo breaks up any chance of conflict by pulling Genocide around to face here. Sensing a battle before the bell ringing, Jack separates the two and pushes them to their respective sides.

Jack of Blades: You could cut the tension in here with a blade. Like I just did.

He breaks into laughter causing Genocide to break out violently and hit the ropes, JoJo mouths something to the effect of ‘lovertucker’ but Ellis, she just remains stoic and in waiting, not moving, not flinching, just waiting.

Jack of Blades: And now, the guy you’ve all been waiting to see. Wrestling’s equivalent to Fiona Apple, yes, it is he, the current transitional, sorry, television champion, Tommy Havock.

Tommy Havock's catch phrase, "Do it, you won't!" is played over the speakers and is followed by classical music with a modern tempo mixed in. Three spotlights, (one red, one blue, and one silver) pan around the arena before meeting at the entrance ramp where they all turn white. Tommy Havock appears and stops to pose as pyrotechnics blast behind him. He is methodical in his approach to the ring, pausing to interact with the fans as appropriate. Before he enters the ring, he pauses on the apron to once again acknowledge the fans. He climbs to the middle turnbuckle and extends both arms to "show off" his body.

He enters the ring and makes every attempt to avoid the other competitors and the special referee. He jumps on a turnbuckle to show off his title, before taking it off and out of habit handing it the referee. He realises what he is doing and pulls it to his chest and gives it to some runner outside the ring.

Blades signals for the timekeeper to ring the bell and it happens. JoJo moves to centre herself only to realise Ellis is not moving. She gives in and moves herself to the apron. Genocide forces Havock behind the ropes and it seems that Ellis and the Hardcore champion will start the match off.

They move towards one another as if to get face to face. The physical proportions of the two opponents make this statement impossible.

Zach Davis: David and Golliath or if you will, Davis and Genocide.

Shannan Lerch: It seems that Jack of Blades has competition for the occupation of WCF’s comedian.

Genocide goes to punch Ellis that she counters into an arm drag. He immediately moves back up only to meet with a dropkick. He clambers back to his feet, missing his smirk from before. They move around one another before grappling. Genocide easily overpowers Ellis forcing her through the ropes. Jack of Blades counts to four before he breaks it up and turns around. Ellis moves through the second rope only for Genocide to kick her in the chest and meet her with a suplex onto the top rope. Ellis’ body slumps back to the mat as Genocide turns his back and taunts Havock.

Zach Davis: It looks like his hiatus has not done anything to inhibit his confidence.

As Genocide taunts, Ellis gets to her feet and hits another dropkick to the back of Genocide. The impact forces him to stumble through the ropes and to the outside. Ellis follows her dropkick by running jumping onto the top rope. Havock goes to push her off but Ellis is to quick and jumps to the outside with a Shooting Star Press on Genocide.

Shannan Lerch: And who says girls can’t fight?

Zach Davis: Well, Blades for one.

Havock looks down at the two crumpled wrestlers below him before deciding to drop down and attempt to hit Ellis with an elbow. She dodges the falling Havock meaning that he lands on his partner. Meanwhile, Josephine has entered the ring and is in the process of bouncing off the ropes before spring boarding to the outside and leg-dropping Havock.

Zach Davis: Absolute aerial chaos happening in this match.

Kikyo is shocked outside moving closer towards the wreckage to check on Jojo. Jack, in the ring, is met with chants from the WCF crowd to join in. He looks at both sides of the arena before shrugging his shoulder and running up towards the rope. He feints a jump through the middle rope and careers back in the ring before being met with a chorus of boos. He laughs wildly and begins the count.


Nothing happens.


Ellis’ hand emerges from the human pile.


It grabs onto the cold floor and Ellis’ torso rights itself.


Ellis approaches the ring, clasping the ropes, only for her ankle to be caught by Havock.


Havock’s grip is stopped by a straight kick from Jojo. No movement from Genocide.


Ellis is in the ring. Jojo is upright and stomping on Havock.

Ellis realises that she is in the ring, alone, with Jack of Blades. She turns to face him. He completely ignores her and continues the count.


Jojo’s foot is caught by Havock who uses it to Dragon Whip her towards her manager.


Genocide has revived and is within the ring.

Jack breaks the count. Both legal competitors are in the ring.

Zach Davis: It looks as if Jack is taking his responsibilities seriously. He’s doing what is needed and wanted from him. Ellis tries numerous wheel kicks on Genocide, all to no avail. He manages to catch one of her legs and uses his free hand to clasp her neck and pick her up by both limbs for an impromptu chokeslam. He covers.


Ellis gets a pony hand up. Genocide hits the mat in frustration while Jack goes to tend to the conflict outside. Havock is still working on Jojo as he just caught her with Shin Breaker. Jack shouts that Havock returns to his corner and await a tag. He warns Kikyo to stay away from Jojo. Out of fear, she shrieks and tries to hide herself behind a turnbuckle. Jojo stumbles back to her feet and moves slowly to her respective corner.

In the ring, Genocide goes to return to his attack only to be met with The Gift From The Unholy Voice. Blinded, Genocide stumbles towards his partner, as does Ellis. Unfortunately for her, the senseless Genocide goes into the proximity of Havock who tags himself in and cuts Ellis off with an elbow.

He picks her up and throws her against the ropes so that he can meet her with a successful fallaway slam. A cover.



Havock stops the count by raising Ellis and jumping off the ropes and catching her with a cranium crusher. Another pin.



Kick-out of a perfect count by Ellis. Jack does not seem to be siding with anything and is actually obedient to the rules in place of him. Havock complains about a slow count and gets in Jack’s face. Jack warrants him with an explanation and no conflict.
Irritated, Havock turns away from Jack only to be met with a flying clothesline from an aerial Jojo.

It connects but after the move, Jack prevents Jojo’s involvement further and reprimands her. She moves back to her corner.

Zach Davis: Wow, we have seen a different Jack tonight. A methodical adjudicator has replaced the anarchist.

Shannan Lerch: A leopard never changes his spots and men never change their persona. Trust me.

Ellis stands and moves over to Jojo getting the tag. Josephine enters and mutters ‘satisfied, buntlooker?’ to Jack before meeting Havock’s face with a knee drop.
She repeats the move twice more before turning her back on Havock’s inert, supine, body and hitting a moonsault splash.

On the move’s impact, Havock manages to catch Jojo in a fallaway slam position. He stands up with Jojo still in places before moving towards her corner and spinning his and her body around so an arrant foot connects with Ellis’ head forcing her to the ground. After the twirl, Havock finishes the move with the expected fallaway slam. He tags in Genocide whose sight has cleared up.

They both pick up the stationary Jojo and strike her with a double DDT, much to Jack’s protest. Genocide and Havock then take a leg each and force their respective limb in an opposing way.

Zach Davis: Painful separation of the groin there.

Havock forces Jojo to her feet before Jack stops him and demands he return to his corner. Genocide, meanwhile, moves over to the ropes and prepares to clash with Jojo. She is still dazed and facing the opposite way where Jack and Havock are arguing. She turns around to see Havock bounce off the ropes and jump into a shoulder barge. She aesthetically dodges his attack and he connects with his unaware tag partner.

Shannan Lerch: Good move!

Havock is completely taken aback my Genocide’s attack. He is knocked out and falls to the floor. Jack backs away from the failed attack and just laughs at the end result. Genocide pulls his hair back, anguished, only to then shrug his shoulders. With Jack distracted and Genocide, directly facing the ropes, Kikyo takes this chance to throw cherry blossoms in the face of Genocide, blinding him once again.

Zach Davis: Not so innocent, is she?

Shannan Lerch: Yeah, it wasn’t exactly a vomit and blood cocktail though was it?

Zach Davis: Rumbled.

Jack has stopped laughing and has grabbed the wrist of Kikyo during the act. He moves out through the ropes to confront her. She receives a verbal lashing before Jack calmly walks towards her with his insane smile. Meanwhile, Ellis has moved to the turnbuckle and has thrown a bottle to her legal partner. Jojo takes a swig and keeps it in her mouth. Simultaneously, Genocide, more confused than blinded, turns around to be met with a face full of sake from Josephine.

Zach Davis: He’s had the ‘Gift from the Unholy Voice’, he’s been attacked with cherry blossoms and now he’s covered in rice and booze.

Jojo uses this opportunity to actually lift the much larger Genocide into a stalling suplex. At the move’s apex and with the victim completely vertical, she turns to face Ellis, who in turn, jumps off the turnbuckle and forces Genocide down to the mat with a crossbody as Jojo also falls back with her suplex. She covers Genocide.

Zach Davis: Whoa, like a tag-team Jackhammer suplex, there.

Havock is out, but Jack is still approaching Kikyo with that menacing smirk. Ellis, upon seeing this, slides out and hides Kikyo behind her back and just stares at Jack waiting for an attack. Jack smiles at her before sliding back in the ring and beginning the count.




Ellis and Jojo win. Genocide rolls out the ring and immediately goes to the back. Havock joins him looking irritated by the end-result. Jojo gets to her feet only for her wrist to be clasped by Jack. Kikyo, tentatively joins her in the ring making every attempt to avoid Blades. He grabs her wrist also and pulls both of theirs up to demonstrate their victory.

Just as quickly, he pulls them back down and signals that Ellis join in with the celebration. She relents at first but enters and stands face-to-face with him. Jojo and Kikyo go to leave. Ellis and Jack observe one another. Jack smiling. Ellis staring. Suddenly, Jack grabs her wrist and pulls it in a similar celebratory fashion as before.

Kikyo stops halfway up the ramp to watch the proceedings. Jojo pauses as well but just to wait for her manageress. Ellis arm goes to float down due to its frailty but Jack forces it back into place. Ellis just looks forward at the crowd before Jack pivots his body and uses his free hand to clothesline Ellis. He laughs to himself.

Kikyo goes to help but is stopped by Josephine telling her to ‘leave the fuckers alone.’

Zach Davis: There’s the Jack we know.

Shannan Lerch: Unfortunately.

Jack picks up the floored Ellis and hits her with his ‘Divine Comedy’ jawbreaker. She slumps back to the floor only for Jack to cross her legs, and turn her supine body over into the Jack of Blades’ Judgment Day Jolt.

Zach Davis: Get some referees down here.

Shannan Lerch: There already is one.

He holds it in place for about twenty seconds before reclining backwards and releasing the hold. Ellis tries to crawl out the ring but Jack prevents her by catching an unprotected leg. He drags her to a turnbuckle and places her in the Tree of Woe. He moves backwards in a straight line to the opposite turnbuckle before jumping a few times and laughing wildly.

Jack of Blades then runs the full distance between him and his victim and connects with a ‘Carnage Clash’ or as it is better known a spear. He laughs once more, breaks it instantly, calls for a microphone and demands that they ‘bring it down.’
Shannan Lerch: What the...?

Zach Davis: Four men, well, they have just appeared at the top of the ramp. They look like chefs and they’ve got a wedding cake. What is going on?

They carefully bring it down to the ring and Jack carries it over the top rope for them and places it in the middle of the ring. Ellis is still inert.

Jack of Blades: Cut me a big piece, garcon.

He turns to Ellis.

Jack of Blades: A fortnight ago, you made me swallow a pint of regurgitated blood. Well, like I said, I’m going to return the favour.

The chefs hand him a large sector of the cake’s third tier.

Jack of Blades: Malnutrition, huh? Well, let’s see if you can swallow this.

He picks Ellis up by her straws of grey hair and force-feeds her the slice of cake. She refuses to open her mouth so most of it smears around her cheeks.

Jack of Blades: What’s that, I hear you say? You wanna make up for lost time? But greed is one of the seven primary sins. Oh well, I always though that it should be replaced by avarice so lets get some second servings.

The chefs cut another piece and hand it to Jack. He doesn’t even bother to pick her up this time and just forces it into her face. She tries to breath through the icing and thus forces some into her mouth choking on it.

He then grabs her by the shoulders and in one swift movement pulls her to her scrawny feet. He throws her over his shoulder and directly into the cake. She falls backwards, revealing that her face and hair is coated in icing.

Jack of Blades: I’ll leave you to ponder whether butterscotch cream or blood tastes sweater.

He bursts into laughter and signals the chef away. He rolls under the bottom rope still in hysterics. He moves up the ramp stopping occasionally to catch his breath before carrying on with his outburst.

Torture Segment

Shannan Lerch: Man what a Sunday Slam so far.

Zach Davis: Wait a minute, Lerch. Something's going on! Look at the screen!

Shannan Lerch: That's Torture!

Torture is walking downtown. Walking with attitude. No shirt on. Jean shorts and white tennis shoes. His tatoos gleam in the air.

Zach Davis: One of our Cameras has been following him all week and I guess business is about to pick up..

Torture stops at some front door with a line of about 25 people on the sidewalk. A big white man in a suit with sun glasses on is just standing there.

Zach Davis: Where is he at? That looks to be downtown New York!

The camera shows the front door. The sign on it reads..

Shannan Lerch: THE DEAN CLUB?


The crowd goes nutzz. Torture is now standing in front of the big white man. The white man takes his sunglasses off. Torture throws a right hook and knocks the guy into the door. The crowd goes nuts. Torture grabs the guy and flips him into the streets. Torture kicks the front door down.


Torture walks into the club. No one even notices whats going on. Torture walks up to the DJ. Torture pushes the DJ out of the way and stops the music. 300 people stop dancing. One white man comes up to Torture trying to start a fight.

Man: Hey what the hell man? Stoppin the music and shit?!

Torture smashes his face into the DJ equipment. The crowds notice Torture is not fuckin' around. They retreat and flee the club. Howard Dean must notice whose in the club now, because about six guys in suits as if they we're secret service men rush Torture on the stage.

Zach Davis: Here we go!

Torture grabs the first guy and monkey flips him into the second guy. The third guy gets a clothesline from hell as the fourth guy gets a sidekick to the chin. The fifth guy comes running up and jumps on Tortures back. The sixth guy has a night stick, but Torture turns around and #6 whacks #5. Number five drops off Torture. Torture turns around grabs the stick and knees #6 in the gut.

Shannan Lerch: Wow..

Torture throws #6 off the stage and picks up Number 3 and drops him with a Torture's Device. As Torture gets up #2 is trying to punch away. Torture ducks and the guy punches through a wall. His hand is stuck. Torture nails the guy's arm with the stick. It snaps. Torture turns around and nails the rest of them with the night stick. Torture looks around and notices a huge tinted window. He throws the nightstick through the window. The window shatters. Howard Dean and Toni Armuchi are standing in the office.

Zach Davis: There's Dean and Armuchi! This is good!

Torture just stands there. Howard Dean points to Torture and yells.

Howard Dean: GETT HIIIMM!!!

Torture looks to the right and two big body builder white guys rush Torture now. Torture ducks as the guys run into each other, Torture floats over to behind the first guy and hits a german suplex. He gets up while the other guy is still dazed. Torture kicks him in the gut and hits a mean DDT on the floor. He looks back up at the window. Both Dean and Armuchi are still standing there.

Howard Dean: I see you still got it, Torture.

Tony Armuchi: Impressive..

Howard Dean: Why don't we just settle this Tort. Next Sunday on Pay Per View.. You against me and my men.

Tony Armuchi: Torture against us!

Howard Dean: Yeah.. It's not just us two though, that'd be too easy for you.

Tony Armuchi: You'll be facing four men! Myself. Howard Dean. G-Baby.. and MIKE MAIDA!

Howard Dean: See you at Payback.

They both turn around and walk out. Torture jumps the pool table and jumps up to the second story, which is Deans office. He runs through the office and out the door. A Black SUV peels into the street.

Shannan Lerch: Did you hear the match!? At Payback.. Torture is going to have his.. payback!

Zach Davis: Against four men though! Next Sunday is going to be one hell of a pay per view!

Victor Taylor/Bobby Cairo vs Reckless Jack/King Logan
Special Guest Referee: Seth Lerch

Master of Puppets by Metallica hits, and Seth Lerch walks out, wearing a referee shirt.

Zach Davis: Guess that means it is time for our main event!

Shannan Lerch: Seth, the best referee ever, I'm sure.

Lerch walks to the ring and rolls in. He headbangs a bit to the music a bit once he's in the ring.

The lights dim in the arena, blue pryos shoot down the ramp, and a drum beat rolls into the PA speakers. Metallica's "The Struggle Within" blasts out into the speakers, and a red carpet rolls down the entrance ramp. King Logan steps behind the black curtain with a cocky look on his face and a crown on his head as he walks down to the ring. On the way, Logan spits at the fans every now and then, telling them to shut up or whatnot. Once by the ring Logan climbs the steps, stepping into the ring through the middles ropes and climbing the turnbuckle to throw both arms into the air for a booing crowd. Logan hops off the turnbuckle pacing around the ring until his music cuts.

Shannan Lerch: The Face of Treachery himself, King Logan.

Zach Davis: And his partner.. this should be interesting.

"Bullet Theory" by Funeral for a Friend hits as the lights go out. Once we hear "SHIT!" the lights are on just a tad bit as we can see the silhouette of Reckless Jack. The fans are booing as he stops on the stage. The lights are flashing now as well. He slowly walks down to the ring, taking his time. He hops up onto the ring apron as the lights come back on. Reckless Jack smiles as he gets in the ring. He hops up on a turnbuckle and talks trash to a fan or two. Once he is down, he gets in the middle of the ring to raise his arm in the air. The fans are rabid now as Reckless Jack spits towards the announce team. Once the fans are ready to kill him, he stands in the corner.

Shannan Lerch: He'll stay out of Logan's way if he knows what's good for him.

Zach Davis: Well, Logan and him aren't interacting, at least. Seems like they're ignoring each other.

The opening strains of Faith No More's "A Small Victory" play as the arena lights begin flashing on and off. Bobby Cairo bursts out of the entranceway and salutes the fans. Cairo then charges down the aisle to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. Cairo again salutes the fans while waiting for his partner's entrance.

Shannan Lerch: There's the number one contender.. and here comes the World Champion.

God of Thunder hits as the arena goes dark. Red strobes flash all around the arena as the words ''Hate, Lost, Pain'' flash on the Jumbotron. When the lights come back on Victor "Outcast" Taylor is standing on the ramp gazeing at the ring, World Title around his waist.. He glances to the fans at the right and left of him. He slowly walks down the ramp and to the ring. He climbs in the ring and goes to the center, he looks down at the ring and slowly raises his hand up, opening it.

Zach Davis: Here are all the men.. let's do this.

The bell rings. Logan and Jack immediately begin arguing over who gets to start the match, and Seth is about to try to break it up, but Cairo takes the initiative and attacks Logan right away. Jack goes onto the apron.

Shannan Lerch: Bobby, showing some balls, attacking Logan right away.

Bobby pounds away at Logan before whipping him to the ropes. He catches him in the gut with a kick, sending Logan kneeling, runs quickly and hits a Shining Wizard! Logan has a dazed look on his face as he falls to the mat, and Cairo quickly pins him. Seth drops to count.

Zach Davis: This should be interesting.

One.. Two.. Logan kicks out. Seth's count seemed fair, much to Cairo's surprise.

Shannan Lerch: See? Seth's an impartial ref!

Zach Davis: Yeah, they ALWAYS act impartial in the beginning of the match, duh.

Cairo picks Logan up, but Logan hits a blatant low blow. Seth warns him, but Logan just laughs it off. He then hits a stiff kick to Cairo before hitting a Snap Suplex. He's close to Jack's corner, though, and Jack tags himself in.

Shannan Lerch: That ass!

Zach Davis: You know he wants revenge for what happened last week.

Jack Springboards into the ring and hits a Guillotine Legdrop on Cairo. He then quickly grabs Bobby's leg in the pin.



Cairo kicks out.

Shannan Lerch: Another fair count!

Zach Davis: For now.

Jack gets up and stomps away at Cairo a few times before quickly jumping up to the second rope. He hits a Moonsault, but doesn't pin, quickly getting up and jumping up onto the turnbuckle again and this time hitting a Shooting Star Press! Another pin!



NO! Cairo kicks out again!

Shannan Lerch: Bobby showing great strength here, although I'm not exactly rooting for him.

Jack picks Cairo up and goes for a Spinning Heelkick, but Cairo catches the leg, spins him around, and hits a huge German Suplex! The crowd pops, and both men are left laying on the mat.

Zach Davis: I'd say Cairo needs to make the tag.

And make the tag, he does! Outcast comes in with a head of steam, stomping away at Jack mercilessly. He picks Jack up and throws him to the turnbuckle. He runs at him..

Shannan Lerch: He's going for the Sick Twist!

But no! Jack gets the leg up, hitting Outcast right in the head and sending him reeling. Jack hoists himself up onto the turnbuckle and goes for a Missile Dropkick, but Outcast catches him and hits a huge Powerslam!

Zach Davis: Great move! And into the pin!



No, Outcast gets the shoulder up.

Shannan Lerch: Another fair count! Seth is the best.

Zach Davis: Maybe he doesn't care. Maybe he doesn't want his Payback opponent to win, but maybe he doesn't exactly want his best friend to lose, either.

Shannan Lerch: Best friend? Aww.

Outcast tags Cairo back in. They both quickly pick Jack up and throw him to the ropes before hitting a Double Armdrag.

Zach Davis: And those two are working as a team. I KNOW we won't see that from Jack and Logan. In fact, Logan isn't exactly making the effort to get in to help Jack.

Cairo waits for Jack to stand up, lining himself up.. and goes for a huge Superkick! Jack ducks it and grabs him, hitting a lethal Uranage Backbreaker! Jack then grudgingly tags in Logan. Logan, being the intelligent wrestler he is, grabs Cairo's back and starts kneeing him repeatedly. Cairo yells out in pain.

Shannan Lerch: Working over Cairo's back, obviously. Smart.

Logan quickly picks Cairo up and hits a Backbreaker. He then floats over and goes for the pin.



No, Cairo finds the strength to kick out!

Zach Davis: He continues to impress me.

Logan, angry, picks Cairo up and executes a big Belly to Belly Suplex. He then grabs Cairo's leg.. and locks in the STF!

Shannan Lerch: Ouch! Cairo is in pain.

Zach Davis: That move puts pressure on your whole body. Logan was working over the back, but Cairo is still feeling it here, I'm sure.

Cairo reaches out for the ropes, but seems unable to grab them. Too far away. He keeps reaching, reaching... Outcast drops off the apron, grabs Cairo's arm and pulls him to the ropes!

Shannan Lerch: CHEATERS!

Zach Davis: Good teamwork, I'd say.

However, instead of forcing Logan to break the hold, Seth goes and yells at Outcast.

Shannan Lerch: Good. Enforce the rules!

Zach Davis: Right. Seth's showing some favoritism now.

Seth spends A LOT of time talking to Outcast, while Logan continues cranking the STF. Cairo even starts making tapping motions, but Logan won't let go.

Shannan Lerch: Cairo is tapping!!

Zach Davis: Or he's trying to trick Logan into thinking he's giving up, since the ref won't see anyway, so he'll release the hold. He's a smart guy.

Regardless, Logan does release the hold eventually and pulls Cairo to the middle of the ring. He grabs his legs, and goes to wrap him in the Figure Four!

Shannan Lerch: This'll end it!

But when his back is turned, Cairo kicks Logan off, sending him slamming into the turnbuckle! Cairo quickly rolls Logan up, and Seth makes the count!




Zach Davis: The number one contender has just pinned Logan!

Shannan Lerch: And Logan's best friend counted the pinfall!

Cairo rolls out of the ring, happy with himself. Outcast does as well, following him.

Zach Davis: Bobby Cairo has a lot of momentum going into this PPV, will Payback be his night? Will Cairo win the World Title? Will Outcast retain?

But in the ring, Logan and Seth are arguing about the loss. Before anything happens, though, Reckless Jack is in, and he has a chair! He swings it at both of them, and they both go down. Jack raises the chair in the air to a chorus of booing.

Shannan Lerch: And can Logan defeat Reckless Jack once and for all!?

Zach Davis: We'll find out at Payback! Goodnight, folks!

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