Sunday Slam Intro
Frank Adams vs Matthew Draven vs David Alastair
Creeping Death vs Burn Out
Slim Jim/King Logan Promo
JJ Biggs vs Bobby Cairo
Torture/Nate Nytro vs Ace/Josephine Miyazaki
Shoot Promo
Ellis/Sean Hughes vs Jack of Blades/Logan

WCF Sunday Slam Intro

Glasgow Megasnake by Mogwai once again plays, and the crowd roars as Sunday Slam comes on the air! We pan around the arena, getting a good look at the excited fans and their sloppily made signs as the pyro blasts. After this, we go ringside to Zach and Shannan.

Zach Davis: Hello fans, Zach Davis here, with Shannan Lerch, as always.

Shannan Lerch: And what a night we have tonight!

Zach Davis: That's right. The Lethal Lottery marches on, with two very interesting substitutions.

Shannan Lerch: In our main event, the team of Ellis and Sean Hughes takes on Jack of Blades.. and Logan.

Zach Davis: Yes. I shouldn't be surprised Logan put himself in the tournament, seeing as he's running things and all. The real story here, however, is Jack of Blades and Ellis. They still haven't settled their differences, and this is a pay per view quality matchup, in my opinion.

Shannan Lerch: Ellis... After what happened to Kikyo, I can only imagine how she's feeling.

Zach Davis: We also have Nate Nytro substituting for Outcast, who has seemingly disappeared, teaming with Torture. These two are actually friends, so they do have a bit of an unfair advantage, taking on the team of Josephine Miyazaki and Ace.

Shannan Lerch: JoJo and Ace did look very impressive last week. And, hey, how interesting would it be if they went on to face Jack and Logan, what with Ace's history with Jack and all?

Zach Davis: That's why the Lethal Lottery is so excellent. We also have JJ Biggs vs Bobby Cairo tonight, but Cairo has refused to put the World Title on the line. I don't like his recent attitude change, Shannan.

Shannan Lerch: Well I do. It shows he's smart enough to know not to danger the Title if he doesn't have to. He left Biggs last week because he didn't need to win that match, and why risk injury? Really now.

Zach Davis: Biggs got screwed last week and he's getting screwed this week by having this not be for the Title, but whatever, I hope he kicks ass. We'll have Creeping Death's career on the line against Burn Out.

Shannan Lerch: I don't know why Creeping Death's career is in danger besides that Logan has never liked him, but I'm pretty happy about it. Plus, the crap Logan has had to deal with because of what he did to Kristen... ugh.

Zach Davis: Last week, Creeps attacked Burn Out for no reason, so yeah, I'm sure Burn Out isn't too happy and will be looking for revenge.

Shannan Lerch: In our opening contest, Reckless Jack's protege Frank Adams will be taking on Matthew Draven and David Alastair. We've seen Alastair before, who was impressive, but this will be our first look at Draven.

Zach Davis: I'm just interested in how Reckless Jack's guy does. This should prove interesting. Let's get to it!

Frank Adams vs Matthew Draven vs David Alastair

The opening riff to “Left for Dead” hit’s a dark arena. The drum beat starts to come in louder and louder now as the riff continues. While this is happening, the arena is filling with red mist and fog. When the song goes heavy, we see Frank Adams standing on the stage pissed off. He has a leash on him and controlling the leash is Reckless Jack. Frank walks down to the ring as the lights are on dimly. Both men get in the ring. Frank gets on one knee as Jack takes the leash off the “Freak.” Frank makes a cut throat motions as pyro explodes from the ceiling and the lights are back on. Reckless Jack goes to the outside of the ring as Frank starts to hit himself in the head.

Zach Davis: Here is Frank Adams, also known as “The Freak.”

Shannan Lerch: And a newcomer to WCF to boot!

The bassline that starts off Prince of Darkness plays and goes into a drumline with a bassline. The arena goes black and a huge explosion is seen turning the arena an eerie dark red. "My victims are rich of poor, young or old, strong or weak! I cause millions of accidents, I am cancer in your bones! I fathered the lie, twist what you say, speak not the truth! I am insidious, impartial, deep inside your chromosomes!" Matthew Draven steps out and another explosion happens, and Matthew walks out unscathed. Father Chuck Manson steps out and yells at the crowd. "I take what you love, and leave you in tears! I imprison your soul, your hopes are my games! I strip you of pride, my promise is in vain! While you burn at the stake I dance with the flames!" Matthew slowly starts walking down to the ring tightening his right glove. "I bring poverty, sickness and death! A worthless handshake, the slickest thief, I steal your wealth! I answer your prayers for greed and lust! More than evil, I laugh at your trust!" Matthew grabs the top rope and climbs up onto the apron and gets in the ring. He looks around for a bit and then does a double thumb throat cut and when his arms come down pyro shoots out of the corners. He then waits as Father Chuck Manson leaves the ring and stands next to the nearest steps.

Shannan Lerch: Here comes the very strange Matthew Draven with Father Chucky Manson.

Zach Davis: So is Draven the bride of Chucky?

Shannan Lerch: HAHAHAHA! You’re a moron!

"Dead End" by In Flames hits as David slowly steps out of the entrance way, looks around, and does his "Messiah Cross" taunt . He then sprints to the ring and slides under the ropes. He gets up to his feet, runs to the nearest turnbuckle, proceeds to do his "Messiah Cross" taunt, and steps off the turnbuckle, eager to start his upcoming match.

Zach Davis: And finally, David Alastair who is in his third different match type in as many weeks.

Shannan Lerch: No doubt, first a singles, tag team last week and now a triple threat. What is next for this guy?

Zach Davis: Who knows!

The bell rings as all three men are in the ring, one towering over the other, despite them being all huge. All three men circle around each other, none of them wanting to make the first move. Then, Draven and Adams lock up. They are both fighting for a knucklelock with neither of them is getting. Alastair runs towards both men. Draven and Adams go for elbows at the same time, but Alastair ducks under them. He comes back with a clothesline to both men. Alastair claps his hands as does the crowd. Draven gets up first and throws a hard right hand that connects to Alastair’s face. Alastair staggers back a couple of feet as Adams school boys him. The count can’t even get started as Draven broke it up immediately.

Zach Davis: Frank Adams showing his well, I don’t know what he is showing.

Shannan Lerch: Umm... cleverness?

Zach Davis: That works.

Draven stomps on the back of Adams a couple of times before picking him up. Draven shows his power with a Powerslam. Alastair flies at Draven with a dropkick to the back of the head. Alastair starts to stomp at Adams. Draven is back up and goes for a Clothesline on Alastair. Alastair is able to duck the move; he then gets a Release German Suplex on the three hundred pound man. The crowd is cheering loudly at this site. Adams comes up behind Alastair and hits a Reverse DDT.

Shannan Lerch: I love triple threat action.

Zach Davis: It is non stop.

Draven is back up and lets Adams eat his boot. Adams is down as Draven picks him back up. Draven then hits a Vertical Suplex on Adams. Draven covers. One! Two!! Pin attempt broken up by Alastair. Alastair pounds on Draven with some fists to the back. Draven tries tosses Alastair into the corner but does no good. Draven then tries to land a STO, but Alastair elbows out of the move and hits a Tornado DDT. Draven is down. Adams is back up and starts to brawl with Alastair. Adams gets the better and Powerbombs Alastair onto Draven. Adams covers both men at the same time. One! Two!! Kick out by Draven and Alastair.

Zach Davis: Adams is clever, but still a retard.

Shannan Lerch: Hey, that comment was uncalled for.

Adams pounds the mat in frustration. He picks up the slightly smaller Alastair and hits quite a few right hands. Adams goes for a huge haymaker, but Alastair ducks. Alastair runs against the ropes, but Chuck Manson grabs his feet. While this is going on, Reckless Jack has a steel chair in his hands as he gets into the ring. He smiles as he nods at Frank. Draven is up as Jack acts like he is going to hit him, but drills Adams instead.

Zach Davis: WHAT IN THE HELL?

Shannan Lerch: I am thinking the same thing.

Jack puts the chair on the chest of Frank Adams and jumps up to the top rope. He flies off with a picture perfect Brooklyn Bridge Splash. Frank rolls out of the ring as Jack follows him. Reckless Jack moves part of the ring steps and places Frank’s head in the middle. Jack then gets a ladder from under the ring and sets it up. Back in the ring, Draven kills Alastair with a Spear. Draven covers, but the ref is busy telling Jack to stop. Once Jack is at the top of the ladder, he flies off with a Senton onto the ring steps. We hear a thud, then Frank Adams goes lifeless. Reckless Jack gets up and holds his tailbone as he smiles.

Shannan Lerch: Now he is going backstage, what in the hell is this about?

Zach Davis: I wish I knew.

By this time, Alastair is back on his feet and Draven turns right into a Lariat. Draven staggers back a little bit. Alastair kicks Draven a few times in the stomach. He then raises his arm in the arm and double underhooks Draven’s arms. Alastair lifts up Draven and plants him right on the head with a Tiger Driver!

Zach Davis: What a show of strength by David Alastair.

Shannan Lerch: He calls that the Gugnir.

Alastair covers.

One!

Two!

Draven's leg is on the ropes.

Three!

Zach Davis: And David Alastair picks up a victory.

Alastair rolls out of the ring, heading to the back. But Draven gets up, yelling at the ref, telling him he had the leg on the ropes.

Shannan Lerch: Well. This is an interesting situation...

David leaves the arena, and Draven gives up arguing. He heads to the back as well, looking angry.

Creeping Death's Career On The Line
Creeping Death vs Burn Out

The lights slowly fade to black. Bells toll as the screen shows shots of a big wooden cross wrapped in barbed wire in the middle of a thunderstorm. While the cross is shown ... "Raining Blood" begins to play. The opening, anyways. Giving sound to the storm on the Jumbotron, as that changes from normal rain to blood rain. On each drum hit, the arena lights up red, giving the effect of red lightning. Just before the song kicks in, actual red blood rain cascades down from the heavens, in a wall along the stage. When it kicks into high gear, around the 33 second mark, the lights come on just a tad, giving light to the dark. Standing infront of the wall of blood is Creeping Death, arms stretched out in a crucifix fashion. CD stands there for a second, taking in the crowd's reaction. Then he slowly makes his way down the ramp, looking out into the audience. As he reaches the ring, he slides in under the bottom rope, and pops to his feet. CD walks over to a turnbuckle, jumps to the middle rope facing in the ring, does the crucifix pose once again, and then takes a seat on the top turnbuckle, awaiting the match to begin.

Shannan Lerch: Longest. Entrance. Ever. I hope I never have to see it again after tonight.

Rollin by Limp Bizkit hits, and Burn Out rides a motorcycle to the ring.

Zach Davis: Shortest. Entrance. Ever. But Burn Out looks pissed.

Burn Out parks the motorcycle, but as he turns to the ring Creeping Death flies over the top rope and hits a Suicide Plancha!

Shannan Lerch: He could have hit the motorcycle!

Burn Out lands hard on the ground, CD landing on top of him. Creeps gets up, kicking relentlessly at B.O., before picking him up and throwing him in the ring. Creeps hops onto the apron, and hits a Springboard Shooting Star Press into the ring and into a pin!

One!

Two!

No!

Zach Davis: Creeps knows he needs to use his speed to his advantage, and end this match early. His very career is on the line here.

Creeps stands and again begins kicking away at Burn Out. Burn Out starts getting up though and soon blocks one of CDs punches, grabbing him quickly and Chokeslamming him hard to the mat!

Shannan Lerch: BRUTAL. This could be it.

One!

Two!

NO!

Zach Davis: Creeps just barely saves his job.

Burn Out picks Creeping Death up, ready to put him away, and grabs him in position for the Rock Bottom. Creeps elbows at him, however, and quickly gets out of it. Burn Out is hunched down, and Creeps quickly hits the Eulogy of the Dead! He then jumps to the top rope and quickly executes his Duality Phoenix Splash!

Shannan Lerch: There it is!

Pin.

One.

Two.

Three.

Zach Davis: Creeping Death retains his job!

C.D. rolls out of the ring, happy with the victory, and heads to the back.

Slim Jim/King Logan Promo

We go backstage to see King Logan and Bobby Dole walking around backstage. Logan, of course, has his crown on. He is about to go into his office when his face gets a shocking look. Bobby does the same.

Bobby Dole: What in the hell is that smell?

King Logan: How should I know, go see what it is Bobby.

Bobby Dole walks towards whatever they smelling. The camera follows him as we see a man who in all likely hood hasn’t seen good hot water in about ten years. Bobby Dole runs back towards Logan.

King Logan: Well, what was it?

Bobby Dole: It looked to be a bum sir.

King Logan: Hank Brown?

Bobby Dole: No, a bum… A homeless person.

King Logan: Oh… Well then, I, King Logan, shall see what this bum needs.

Logan walks towards the bum now. He taps the bum on the shoulder. The bum jumps in the air from fright.

King Logan: Calm down.

The bum does so.

Bum: What do you want?

King Logan: I want to know why in the hell you are in my building.

Bum: I was just looking for a warm place to sleep. That’s all. You see, I have no money, no other clothes, no food. All I have is my whiskey bottle and cart full of cans.

King Logan: From the smell of things, you haven’t showered in years either.

Bum: Well, it has been a while since I was able to clean myself off good.

King Logan: Uhhh, anyways, I gotta go do some work here. Just make don’t stink the place up.

Logan starts to walk away.

Bum: Sir, could I ask you for a sandwich?

Logan turns around and looks at the bum.

King Logan: Listen here boudle, I have had enough of you already. In fact…

Bum: What is a boudle, is that some type of food? Sounds good.

King Logan: SHUT UP! NEVER INTERUPT ME! I AM KING LOGAN!

Bum: King of what?

Logan is starting to get pissed, but he suddenly gets a grin on his face.

King Logan: I’ll tell you what, if you want a lifetimes supply of sandwiches, why don’t you work for me. I can’t pay you cash money as we don’t make a whole lot. Here is the best part, you also get a bottle of whiskey every three days. How does that sound, what is your name?

Bum: It is Jim, but everyone calls me Slim Jim the Hobo.

King Logan: Slim Jim, when do I snap into you? Hahahahahaha! I am the funniest man in WCF today.

Slim Jim: Sir, what would I be doing?

King Logan: You don’t know what you need to do? This is a pro wrestling arena Jimmy. So, you are a contracted wrestler now. Next week, your boudle ass will be booked in a match.

Slim Jim: Oh, I thank you sir. I don’t know much about wrestling, but I know how to box.

Logan gets a confused look on his face.

King Logan: How in the hell do you know to box?

Slim Jim: Bum and hobo fights. I’m sure you have seen those DVDs.

King Logan: You know what, just SHUT UP and have Bobby Dole here get you some whiskey and a sammich.

Slim Jim the Hobo grins as Bobby Dole walks towards him. Logan walks away from both men, smiling.

Non-Title Match
JJ Biggs vs Bobby Cairo

"Voices" by Disturbed hits the PA system. The curtain brushes open and out steps JJ Biggs followed by Jake Hudson. JJ walks down the ramp at a steady pace with Hudson by his side. Both men climb up onto the ring apron and enter the ring. They walk over to a corner and talk the match over as JJ waits.

Zach Davis: I'm sure JJ has been waiting for this opportunity ever since Cairo walked out on him last week.

Shannan Lerch: I don't blame Bobby for walking out. He's the World Champion. He has much more important things to do than carry JJ's fat ass!

There's a huge pyro explosion at the top of the ramp followed by the opening strains of Helmet's In The Meantime. Bobby Cairo appears at the entranceway and hoists the WCF World Title above his head. Bobby struts down to the ring with a smug look on his face as a highlight package plays on the Jumbotron. He climbs into the ring and raises his arms in the air.

Zach Davis: And here's the champ, looking as cocky as ever.

Shannan Lerch: It's easy to be cocky when you're carrying that big, gold belt.

Cairo has a very serious look on his face as he grabs a mic.

Zach Davis: Oh no! Not this again!

Bobby Cairo: I'm afraid that I have some sad news for all of my fans. Unfortunately, I will not be able to wrestle tonight.

The crowd boos. Jake and JJ look at each other, rolling their eyes and shaking their heads.

Bobby Cairo: Yes, it's very sad. Unfortunately, I sprained my ankle while rescuing a Mexican family from a burning house. There were a lot of them because they're Mexican. It took me a long time. I was really risking my life. As they say, no good deed goes unpunished. Anyway I had my doctor, Dr. I.P. Freeley, write me a note.

Zach Davis: I can't believe the lengths to which this coward will stoop. What a disgrace!

Shannan Lerch: Hush, Zach, you're embarrassing yourself!

Bobby reaches into his boot and pulls out a piece of paper. He hands the paper to the ref as Jake and JJ voice their disdain towards Cairo.

Referee: Are you kidding me, Bobby?

Bobby Cairo: What's wrong?

Referee: This note is written in crayon!

Bobby Cairo: Damn that Perry!

Referee: I'm starting the match now, Bobby.

The ref signals for the bell and the match is on!

Zach Davis: At least the ref had enough sense to not fall for Bobby's crap.

Shannan Lerch: Fire that ref! Dammit I said fire him!

JJ looks very focused and seems eager to lock up, but Bobby is apprehensive. He circles the ring a few times before finally locking up with JJ. Bobby gains control with a knee to JJ's stomach, and then he wraps Biggs in a headlock. Biggs sends Cairo into the ropes. Cairo misses with a running lariat and Biggs catches him with a tilt-a-whirl slam. Jake Hudson shouts encouragement to JJ from ringside.

Zach Davis: I bet that felt good for JJ Biggs! And I have to say, it's good to see Jake Hudson back at ringside.

Shannan Lerch: Eh... I didn't miss him.

Biggs sends Cairo into the ropes again, but Bobby ducks a clothesline and hits a superkick.

Zach Davis: I'm NOT a Cairo fan, but I have to admit that he has one of the best superkicks in the business.

Shannan Lerch: Aww... I think you're starting to like him.

Zach Davis: NEVER!

Bobby repeatedly smashes JJ's head into the turnbuckle before taking him down with a pumphandle slam. Cairo makes a cover and gets a two count.

Shannan Lerch: Bobby is so aggressive. I just love his aggressiveness!

Cairo whips Biggs into the ropes and drops him with a spinebuster. Bobby connects with three consecutive elbow drops then makes a cover. Bobby gets a two before JJ kicks out again.

Zach Davis: Cairo has control right now, but it's still early.

Cairo hits a snap DDT on Biggs in the center of the ring and then climbs to the top rope.

Zach Davis: Uh oh... this could be bad news for JJ.

Bobby flies through the air and flattens JJ with a big splash.

Shannan Lerch: That's it! It's over!

Cairo hooks JJ's leg but Biggs kicks out just before the three count.

Zach Davis: JJ kicked out! He kicked out! Unbelievable, baby!

Shannan Lerch: No!

Cairo slams his fists on the mat in frustration. He reprimands the ref, who in turn reprimands him.

Zach Davis: Cairo shouldn't be arguing with the ref. He should be going after Biggs.

Shannan Lerch: He's just putting the ref in his place. That was a slow count. Totally bogus!

Cairo turns his attention back to Biggs. Cairo hits Biggs with a German suplex and once again ascends to the top rope. Bobby attempts another splash, but this time Biggs rolls out of the way.

Zach Davis: Cairo missed the big splash! Come on, JJ, get up!

Shannan Lerch: No, stay down! STAY DOWN!

With Jake Hudson shouting his support, Biggs slowly climbs to his feet. Cairo also gets up and when he sees that Biggs is up, Cairo charges him. Cairo misses another running lariat before Biggs connects with a superkick of his own. Biggs then hits a neckbreaker and covers Cairo. Cairo kicks out after a two count.

Shannan Lerch: That's no way to treat a World Champion! Show some damn respect, JJ!

Zach Davis: That's the way to do it, JJ! Keep on him!

Biggs hits a cradle piledriver on Cairo and makes another cover, but Bobby again kicks out after two.

Shannan Lerch: Bobby is tenacious. You can't keep him down for long.

Zach Davis: Three seconds is all it takes.

Shannan Lerch: I bet that's the same thing you told your boyfriend.

Zach Davis: That's assault! That is assault!

Biggs hoists Cairo for a crucifix powerbomb, but Bobby slithers out of it and surprises JJ with a Death Valley driver. Bobby then slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair.

Zach Davis: What the hell is Cairo thinking now?

Shannan Lerch: I think it's time for a little one-man con-chair-to action, Zach!

Bobby waits for JJ to rise to his feet and attempts to swing the chair at him, until the ref intervenes by grabbing the chair. Bobby turns to argue with the ref, and when he turns back around JJ drops him with a double-arm DDT! He goes for the pin!

One!

Two!

NO! Cairo gets the shoulder up! Biggs picks Cairo up, and signals that he's ready to finish him off, putting him in position for the Biggs Implant! But Cairo pushes him off into the ropes, quickly grabs his chair, and BAM! Hits him straight in the head with it. The ref rings the bell.

Zach Davis: ...Aannddd ugh. Biggs wins by DQ.

Cairo looks down at Biggs, then tags his Title and rolls out of the ring.

Shannan Lerch: What a Champion!

Shoot Promo

"Bullet Theory" hits as the lights go out. Once we hear "SHIT!" the lights are on just a tad bit as we can see the silhouette of Reckless Jack. He is coming down to the ring with a microphone in his hands. People are shocked as what he is doing back out here on this night. He gets into the ring.

Reckless Jack: Well, here I am WCF. Reckless Jack is here in WCF without that piece of shit Frank Adams. Did you for one second think I was actually serious about leaving WCF as a wrestler. You morons need to pull your heads out of your ass. After Payback, all I heard was, “You’re a pussy RJ” or “RJ, grow some balls.” I have more balls then anyone backstage. In fact, I have been lying to the people for two years about my history. You see, when I became Reckless Jack back in 2004, I was just a normal rookie who was excited about wrestling in such a world wide company. But then my dreams were shattered when that bitch in the back, Seth Lerch, decides to go emo on us and close the place down.

Shannan Lerch: HOW DARE HE CALL MY BROTHER EMO!!!

Reckless Jack: Hey, Shannan, I can hear you. Because for once, you don’t have Logan’s cock in your mouth. Anyways, back to what I was getting to. I came up with a very elaborate story about my past. I thought up of a life that never existed. You see, I never had a wife that died in a car crash and I never had a son. The person who played Chris is just a kid actor who wanted some money. So Reckless Jack was just a lie. You thought my life was a huge shoot didn’t you. You felt sorry for the Reckless Jack character.

The crowd boos loudly as Reckless Jack laughs.

Reckless Jack: There was one real part to the Reckless Jack person and that was, of course, the insanely hot Lucy. She is the best ass I have ever seen. Comparing her to Shannan Lerch is like comparing a large pizza to a kid’s meal. It just isn’t the same. But, in order to official kill Reckless Jack, I no longer go by that name that was given to me by my brother. Now, you will address me as my real name, Brad Wallace.

Zach Davis: Looks like Reckl... I mean Brad Wallace has just umm...

Brad Wallace: Now, onto the sad little people that make up the WCF locker room. First off we have the man who thinks he personifies Death, that being Creeping Death. The only way Creeping Death held his job for so long is because Seth likes it up the ass. Creeping Death should have been fired a long time ago. Then we have the proclaimed “King” of WCF, Logan. Logan, Logan, Logan, your act got old five years ago pal. Boudle this and boudle that, find me a version of Logan that isn’t pure crap.

Let’s move on to the man who is “SO DAMN COOL!” Torture, I know you lost your family, but for fuck’s sake man, take that shit like a man. I don’t give a shit about what you did to Howard Dean and those cocks, no one does. The only thing people care about you is, well nothing, people just don’t give a flying shit about you. Who else do we have here. Oh yeah, the new guys. Whether you are that man bitch JoJo or the “New Messiah” you are all shit in my eyes. I don’t give a fuck what you have done before hand or what your life story is. As long as none of you shitstains get in my way, we’re good.

Finally, I noticed that Nate Nytro came back at Payback. I would like to say, welcome back Nate, now how long before I beat your ass into hell again like I did last year? Tell me, you show no passion, but yet show up in WCF and people care about you. What a bunch of shit.

But anyways, I am issuing an open challenge for Timebomb. If anyone thinks they are man enough to take out my, Brad Wallace, just open your pansy ass mouth and say so.

Brad Wallace drops the mic and leaves the ring as “Bullet Theory” hits once more.

Lethal Lottery Semifinal
Torture/Nate Nytro vs Ace/Josephine Miyazaki

As "The Noose" plays in over the sound system as the song begins the lights go dim and you can only just make out the stage, about a minute into the song the lights come back on with Ace at the top of the ramp, he begins to make his way to the ring, halfway down he turns in a half circle whilst raising his arms, he turns back around shruging his arms before pointing to himself, when he gets to the ring he slides under the bottom rope and sits in the corner waiting for the match.

Zach Davis: Ace is in the ring!

Tear You Apart by She Wants Revenge hits and cherry blossoms fall from the ceiling like confetti, and after a few seconds, Josephine "JoJo" Miyazaki bursts through the curtain, bottle of sake in one hand and kendo stick in the other, long black trenchcoat flowing as she slowly makes her way to the ring. Once finally getting to the ring steps, Jojo takes the bottle of sake and chugs it, getting half of it on herself and spraying a mouthful in the air before tossing the bottle out into the crowd. She then sets the kendo stick on the ground, and slides off her trenchcoat, tossing it on the ground as Jojo grabs her kendo stick again... she motions like she's gonna enter the ring, but instead strikes a couple of sexy poses for her fans before FINALLY entering the ring.

Shannan Lerch: And The Hardcore Champion herself..

Home by Three Days Grace nails the speakers, and the lights go out. The crowd goes absolutely nutzz.

Zach Davis: That song only means one thing..

Shannan Lerch: They're coming out together!

The crowd gets even louder as Torture and Nate Nytro attack from behind!

Zach Davis: They came from the crowd!

Torture attacks Ace with rights and lefts, as Nytro clotheslines JoJo down once, and after she gets back up, she was clotheslined back down again. Torture puts Ace in the corner, as does Nytro. They both throw their opponents towards each other. JoJo reverses however, and throws Nate Nytro towards Ace. Ace gets clotheslined down by Nytro, and Nate stops just before he runs into Torture. JoJo runs at Nytro. He ducks, and JoJo dropkicks Torture right over the top rope. The crowd boos. Nytro grabs JoJO from behind and goes for a German suplex, She backflips and lands on her feet. She turns Nytro around and puts a boot in his gut and hits a mean DDT. She pins but Torture slides in and grabs her by the hair. He latches on to her like a Tortures Device.

Shannan Lerch: IT COULD BE OVE..

Ace punches at Tortures head, from behind. He throws Tort to the ropes. Tort bounces back and Ace goes for a back body drop. He flips in the air and lands on JoJo's shoulders. She goes for a powerbomb, but Nytro grabs the back of Tortures head right before it hits the ground. He throws Tortures head back into the air. Torture 180's and hits a Hurricanrana on JoJo, as Nytro turns around and catches Ace's clothesline and hits a rock bottom sort of move.

Zach Davis: Oh wow!

Tort gets up and grabs Ace as does Nate Nytro. Torture flips Ace into a powerbomb. JoJo gets back up and runs at Nytro. Nate throws her in the air but she crossbodies Torture over the top rope! Nytro doesn't believe it, but he's got Ace in the middle of the ring, and the ref is calling them the legal men!

Shannan Lerch: Torture... JoJo.. on the outside...??

Zach Davis: This could get Hardcore!

Nytro lifts Ace up but Ace rolls Nate up!

1..2....

Nytro kicks out!

Ace and Nate get up at the same time, Nate goes for a right arm, Ace catches the arm and throws it over himself, as Ace hits a fisherman buster! Ace pins!

1..2....3-

Nytro kicks up.

Shannan Lerch: I thought that was it!

JoJo on the outside has a chair and she uses it against Tortures head! The crowd boos, but she don't give a shit. She throws the chair down and slides into the ring. JoJo and Ace pick Nytro up. JoJo hits a Foleyish DDT, and she pins. Ace taunts.

1..

2...

Zach Davis: I think this has gotta be all.

Nytro kicks out once again! Ace gets mad as the crowd cheers. JoJo grabs Nytro and throws him against the ropes. JoJo and Ace clutch hands and go for a clothesline. Nytro ducks as all three hits the ropes once more. This time Torture takes the chair to JoJo's back. Ace stops right away and yells at Torture, but Nytro hits Ace in the back, sending him over the top rope. JoJo is rolling around on the ground holding her back as Nytro goes to the top rope. Torture and Ace are on the outside. Torture throws the chair at Ace and he catches it. Ace quickly throws the chair back at Torture, who then tosses the chair to a fan. The fan throws the chair back to Torture who throws it to Ace, who then in turn throws it to an old lady with a Torture shirt on.

Shannan Lerch: Poor old lady!

She throws it at Ace, but Ace catches it in front of his legs. Without hesitation, Torture drop kicks the chair into Ace's leg, sending him quickly to the mats face first. Nate Nytro jumps off the top rope, asai moonsaultiing JoJo inside the center of the ring.

Zach Davis: WOW WHAT AN OFFENSIVE DUO!

Shannan Lerch: How many times did the chair get thrown? My god.

Nytro goes for the pin on JoJo, as Torture taunts with the fans on the outside.

One!

Two!

NO! JoJo kicks out!

Zach Davis: Holy crap. How did she..

Nytro and JoJo both lay in the ring, catching their breath. Ace and Torture wait on the apron, awaiting the tag... and both Nytro and JoJo make it! Torture and Ace jump into the ring, and run at each other. Ace Clotheslines Torture down, but Torture gets right back up. Ace goes for another Clothesline, but Torture ducks this one, and hits a TORTURE'S DEVICE OUT OF NOWHERE! He quickly pins!

One!

Two!

Three!!

Shannan Lerch: Torture and Nate Nytro advance!

Tort rolls out of the ring, pulling Nytro out with him. The two raise their arms as they head to the back, one step closer to the Tag Titles.

Lethal Lottery Semifinal
Ellis/Sean Hughes vs Jack of Blades/Logan

"Welcome Home" by Coheed and Cambria starts playing, and the lights in the arena go dim, then blue, bathing everything in a dark blue, with slight interference... a water-like effect, as if thin black clouds were covering the blue sky and casting fast-moving shadows. Ellis appears as the metal guitar kicks in, and slowly makes her way to the ring, carrying a large scythe that's slung over one shoulder. Her manager Kikyo Daioh slowly follows, keeping a respectful distance. Ellis' hair hides her eyes. When she gets into the ring, she hands the scythe to Kikyo, who bows in respect, and climbs into the ring. The lights go back to normal, but the music keeps playing as she closes her eyes and whispers something under her breath.

Zach Davis: And here's Ellis and Kikyo. This match is incredibly important for them.

Shannan Lerch: No kidding.

The lights in the arena dim down, and the words "And Now, Your Feature Presentation!" are heard in a deep male's voice. The opening to "When World's Collide" by Powerman 5000 begins. When the song hits the chorus, three multi colored strobe lights fly around the arena as the lights go on and off like lightning. After a moment, they stop, and "The Feature Presentation" Sean Hughes is seen walking down the ramp. He has on icy blue wrestling shorts and a black "Feature Presentation" shirt. He has a cocky grin on his face. Occasionally, he stops to give a fan a dirty look and spit at them. He rolls into the ring takes his shirt off, and fakes throwing it into the ring before handing it to a ring assistant.

Zach Davis: These two haven't gotten along, exactly. They're not friends. But they're a stable team, I think. As stable as anything can be with Ellis.

Ennio Morricone's Whistling Overture plays. There's a short blackout before the arena is enveloped in bright crimson light. A solitary spotlight focuses on Jack of Blades through the blackout and then leaves when it turns red. The opening image of Jack is him kneeling cradling his face. When the whistling begins in his theme music he moves his hands back and slicks his hair revealing an insane grin of ecstasy. He walks to the ring muttering things to himself but in a very controlled manner. At the ring, he turns right and slides in. When in he runs diagonal to the turnbuckle. He jumps onto the second rope and remains static before spinning off and running back towards the camera and mounting himself on the ropes. He then proceeds to run the opposite diagonal direction (so his movements have created a 'V') and jumps on the turnbuckle. This time he reveals a red rose from his trenchcoat pocket raises it up beyond his head before catching it in his other and crushing it. The entrance ends with Jack still on the turnbuckle while rose petals fall in front of him.

Shannan Lerch: This man is frightening... and insane. But here comes his tag team partner.. Logan!

Metallica's The Struggle Within plays, and the lights go out.. and the Jumbotron turns on? Logan is on it, in his office.

King Logan: Jack of Blades, you son of a bitch. You want to know why I'm not there? You even mentioning having a match with that Kikyo chick got me a shitload of heat from EVERYBODY. I got phone calls from angry women, emails from angry parents, everything. So I got two things to say. First of all, Jack, this is now a handicap match. And second of all, mark my words, Blades vs Kikyo is NOT happening. Later, boudles.

The Jumobtron dies. Jack stands in the ring, looking across at Ellis and Hughes, not particularly worried, but not exactly cocky either.

Zach Davis: Logan's just taken away a big factor in this match. Ellis HAD to have been worried about that match, no matter what she says. Now she knows she doesn't have to worry.

Shannan Lerch: And that spells trouble for Jack-

Before Shannan can finish, Ellis rushes Jack and tackles him down, raining punches down on him. The bell rings. She backs up and as Jack starts to get up, she runs at him and hits a mean Shining Wizard. She quickly pins. One, two, Jack gets the shoulder up. Ellis stands and kicks at him some more, before starting to choke him. The ref counts. One, two, three, four- Ellis stops the choking. Blades rolls out of the ring, trying to catch his breath and get himself together.

Zach Davis: Ellis coming at him like nobody's business, wow.

Shannan Lerch: She.. isn't someone you want to mess with.

As soon as Ellis notices that Jack is on his way towards Kikyo, she rolls out of the ring and heads towards him. She grabs him, but he elbows her in the head, sending her reeling. He shakes off the last bit of cobwebs before grabbing here and executing a mean Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex. Ellis lands hard on the floor.

Zach Davis: Ouch. That.. is painful. Jack is strong, and Ellis isn't exactly the heaviest girl in the world. He can manhandle her.

Jack picks her up and rolls her into the ring. He slides in himself and then starts choking her as well, much like she choked him, but he's laughing.

Shannan Lerch: I said it once, I'll say it again. This man is insane.

Jack stops choking right before the last second. He picks her up, grabbing her in position for a German Suplex. She catches hold of the ropes, however, and then Mule Kicks him! Blades stumbles back as Ellis tags in Sean Hughes.

Zach Davis: And here comes the Feature Presentation.

Hughes jumps into the ring and executes a quick Side Kick, sending Blades down to the mat. He then quickly covers him, hooking the leg. One! Two! Jack gets the shoulder up. Hughes begins picking him up, but Jack starts fighting back. The two trade blows before Jack whips him into the ropes, catching him in a quick Chokeslam STO!

Shannan Lerch: He calls that the Trading Places.

Zach Davis: Like the TV show or whatever?

Shannan Lerch: I doubt it.

Jack quickly goes for the pin. One, two.. no, Ellis is in and hits a stiff kick to Jack's head, breaking it up. She then goes back to the apron. Jack and Hughes both get up and are again trading blows. Jack catches Hughes' arm and puts him in an Arm Wringer before smashing his elbow down onto it. He then hits the Director's Cut!

Zach Davis: Ouch. Jack is firmly in control of the match now, despite being handicapped.

Jack jumps up to the turnbuckle and hits a quick Split Legged Moonsault, resulting in a pin.

One.

Two.

Hughes gets his foot on the ropes!

Shannan Lerch: Not quite over yet.

Jack gets up and kicks at him repeatedly before picking him up and putting him in the Tree of Woe position. He then runs to the opposite turnbuckle, runs back, and executes a brutal Spear!

Zach Davis: Carnage Crush.

He's about to go for another pin, but Ellis gets in the ring to stop him. He sees her, and walks towards her, laughing. She backs away, almost in fear. He continues to appoach her, and eventually she's back against the turnbuckle, with nowhere to go. He raises his hand but she pushes him away, and Sean Hughes rolls him up from behind!

One!

Two!

Three!?

NO! Jack kicks out!

Shannan Lerch: Hughes almost had him there! That was SO CLOSE.

Ellis climbs out of the ring while Jack turns to Hughes, furious. Jack runs at him, Hughes ducks, and tags in Ellis! Jack runs at her but she shoulders him between the ropes, and then hits a Sunset Flip into pin.

One.

Two.

Jack's shoulder up!

Zach Davis: Despite being handicapped, Jack is not an easy man to beat.

Ellis sighs, getting to her feet, stomping him a few times, frustrated. She goes to an opposite corner, where Kikyo hands her something.

Shannan Lerch: What is this?

Blades is up, and Hughes grabs him. Ellis prepares something.. and sends a fireball into Jack of Blades' face!!

Zach Davis: What the-

Shannan Lerch: Cruel.

Blades goes down, clawing at his face, in pain. Ellis pins him quickly.

One.

Two.

Three.

Zach Davis: ELLIS HAS DONE IT! She's pinned Jack of Blades!

Ellis rolls out of the ring, as does Hughes. Medics come to the ring, trying to aid Jack, but he pushes them all away. Ellis and Kikyo smile, watching the carnage in the ring.

Shannan Lerch: We'll see you next week, fans.

Zach Davis: That's my line.

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