Sunday Slam Intro
Seth Lerch/Reckless Jack Segment
Hardcore Title: Dark Prophet vs Simply Outrageous
Television Title Contendership: Tommy Havock vs Big Country vs Jon Michaels vs Alex Adams vs Ripper vs Nate Nytro vs Rage
TLC: Reckless Jack vs Creeping Death

WCF Sunday Slam Intro

Glasgow Mega-Snake by Mogwai blasts over the PA system, and Sunday Slam is on the air! The crowd roars in anticipation as pyro goes off on the stage and in the ring. After all that, we go once again to our announcers ringside.

Zach Davis: Welcome, fans, to the second edition of the new WCF Sunday Slam! We've got a great show for you tonight, and an insane main event.

Shannan Lerch: If you've been paying attention to Reckless Jack, you know the history. Jack and Creeping Death. These two men have approximately a 2-2 win/loss record against each other, so this is a tiebreaker of sorts.

Zach Davis: Not just any tie-breaker: A TLC tiebreaker. The.. get this!.. the KWA World Title is hanging above the ring. Why we have the KWA Title is beyond me! But Creeping Death was the last World Champion from that place. Seth has refused to put the Title on the line, however.

Shannan Lerch: He doesn't want it to be seen as legitimate.

Zach Davis: We also have a huge battle royal to determine who will face Kurtis Victory at the PPV for the Television Title. Participants include Tommy Havock, Big Country, Jon Michaels, Alex Adams, Ripper, Nate Nytro, and Rage. Over the top elimination.

Shannan Lerch: Both Havock and Country are in a triple threat last week, which Victory won, so you know they feel like they deserve the shot the most. But we'll see who earns it.

Zach Davis: Our opening match will be a Hardcore Title handicap match, with Dark Prophet going against the team of Simply Outrageous, Burn Out and Road Rage.

Shannan Lerch: So if Burn Out and Road Rage win, which one of them gets to be Champ?

Zach Davis: Quite frankly, I have no idea.

Shannan Lerch: Maybe we'll see! And noteable by their absences this week, Davey Ortega and Dake Ken. Seth has told me personally that he wanted to punish them for their actions last week.

Zach Davis: You mean.. he wanted to punish them for WINNING?

Shannan Lerch: You got it. You don't cross him. Period.

Zach Davis: Regardless, let's get on with the show!

Seth Lerch/Reckless Jack Segment

Master of Puppets hits, and the crowd immediately begins booing. Seth Lerch steps out, followed by Reckless Jack. Seth is holding a briefcase and he carries it to the ring with him. The two men roll in, taking in the crowd's hate. Seth takes a mic.

Seth Lerch: Aw, not happy to see us?

Booing.

Seth Lerch: That's too damn bad. I have an announcement! Creeping Death, you dumb jackass. You... you KWA World Champion.

The crowd pops.

Seth Lerch: No! No. Don't cheer him! He's a sore loser. He can't win the WCF Title, so what does he do? He brings up the Title from some crappy organization that no one cares about so you'll all care about him. So he'll be important. Well maybe he'll be important in the emergency room, once my man Reckless Jack here takes care of him.

Jack snickers, but remains silent.

Seth Lerch: But I got to thinking. You all fell for it, you all care. So why not bring back a World Title that MEANS something?

A small CWF chant starts.

Seth Lerch: Oh HELL no. I mean a federation that ran for a respectable amount of time. A respectable place. I wasn't really a part of it, but.. Reckless Jack, he was THE MAN. The best Champion the place had ever seen. This is a man that deserves a World Title.. and he won it.

Seth opens up his briefcase, and pulls out.. the XCW World Title. Jack looks at it and smiles.

Zach Davis: What!? This is just bizarre! XCW is dead, why is he... ARHG!

Seth hands the Title to Jack, who raises it high in the air. The crowd showers him in booing.

Seth Lerch: I've assembled the most powerful group of individuals WCF has ever seen! We now have not one, but TWO World Champions in our stable! What a team, let me tell you. What a team. What a team...

Master of Puppets hits again, and Seth and Jack leave the ring.

Zach Davis: What did he mean by that?


Hardcore Title: Simply Outrageous vs Dark Prophet

The lights fade to a crimson hue, and the cryptic and eerie intro to "Falling Away From Me" by Korn begins to echo through the P.A. speakers. As the guitars rip through the speakers like the dead being drug through a swamp, lightning hits the entrance ramp, exploding in a plume of smoke, and Dark Prophet slowly begins to walk out from the back. Prophet is met with jeers from his haters, and cheers from his long standing fans. He approaches the ring and slides under the ropes. As he rises, the lights rise as well, and Prophet takes off his trenchcoat and lays it by the ringpost and the stairs.

Zach Davis: What a frightening man.

Rollin by Limp Bizkit plays and Burn Out and Road Rage, Simply Outrageous, come out. They ride motorcycles down to the ring.

Shannan Lerch: The two men, who were victorious last week, are in the ring now and the bell has rung. Let's do this!

Road Rage and Burn Out go right on the attack, running at Prophet and throwing lefts and rights at him, sending him down to his knees. He uses the ropes to pull himself up after a few more seconds of beatdown, however, and pushes both men away. They run at him but BAM! Dark Prophet hits a brutal Double Clothesline, sending both men down to the mat.

Zach Davis: Ouch.

Prophet picks Road Rage up and throws him out of the ring. Prophet gets out and goes under the ring, grabbing a lead pipe. He lets R.R. stand, then cracks him in the back of the head with it! Road Rage goes down in a heap. Prophet rolls back into the ring, but Burn Out starts kicking at him before he can get all the way in. Burn Out pulls him in and throws him to the ropes... Powerslam! He goes for the pin.

Shannan Lerch: This could be it!

One... two... no!

Zach Davis: Kickout. Wrong as usual, Shannan.

Burn Out stomps on Prophet a few times before rolling out of the ring to check on his partner. He slowly helps Road Rage up, and the two begin pulling a table out from under the ring.

Shannan Lerch: Tables oh noes!

Zach Davis: "Oh noes" just sounds silly out loud.

The crowd begins chanting "TABLES! TABLES" of course. But as they're setting it up, Prophet rolls out and goes on the attack, hitting both men. He throws Burn Out hard into the turnbuckle, and he goes down. He then stomps away at Road Rage before grabbing him by the throat at Chokeslamming him!

Shannan Lerch: OUCH! A chokeslam on the outside! Dark Prophet is big but Road Rage is no small man himself, that showed some strength.

Dark Prophet sets the table up himself. He picks Road Rage up and rolls him onto it, and then picks up Burn Out as well. He puts Burn Out in the Pumphandle position, and hits the Pumphandle Slam onto Road Rage through the table!! He covers both men.

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Zach Davis: Dark Prophet retains the Hardcore Title!

Television Title Contendership: Tommy Havock vs Big Country vs Jon Michaels vs Alex Adams vs Ripper vs Nate Nytro vs Rage

Three spotlights, (one red, one blue, and one silver) pan around the arena before meeting at the entrance ramp where they all turn white. Havock appears and stops to pose as pyrotechnics blast behind him. He is methodical in his approach to the ring, pauing to interact with the fans as appropriate. Before he enters the ring, he pauses on the apron to once again acknowledge the fans. He climbs to the middle turnbuckle and extends both arms to "show off" his body.

"Keep Away" hits and Big Country walks out, stopping at the entranceway to survey the crowd. Walks towards the ring, over the top rope and stands in his corner for the beginning of the match.

The sick guitar riffs that start off Walk play, and Jon Michaels comes out and points towards the back, and Laura Michaels steps out to a huge reaction. Jon plays the crowd ala Edge and meets Laura in the middle of the stage, and they kiss. Jon then makes his way to the ring, pointing down at his opponent, his wife following him. Jon it talking trash, and jumps up on the apron, and Laura crawls into the ring between his legs, and she looks up, and Jon bends over and kisses her on the forehead. Jon enters the ring, and Laura points to Jon as he plays the crowd on the turnbuckle.

We hear the roar of the start to "Born Again Anarchist" The crowd starts to cheer when Alex Adams steps onto the stage. He walks down the rampway, slaping the hands of the fans along the way. Once he is in the ring, he headbangs on one of the turnbuckles.

Ripper walks out to the ring, high 5ing everyone. He gets into the ring and raises one arm up.

The arena is covered in a blanket of darkness, as a solitary green light shines on the entrance way. After the small opening riff, the drums smash in and lights flash and spiral everywhere (white, green, and blue are the main colors). Nate Nytro makes his entrance, walking up the ramp and sliding into the ring. His mood varies, but usually he will interact with the crowd, with waves, hand claps, and taunts on the turnbuckles.

"WAKE! STAND AND FEEL YOUR WORTH!" Stand And Feel Your Worth by Thrice hits, and after a few seconds an explosion of pyro erupts on the stage. Rage comes out from the back and runs full speed into the ring, sliding in.

Shannan Lerch: Sorry fans, due to those entrances, we've run out of time for the show! See you next week!

Zach Davis: Not really. But the bell has rung and this match is a-go!

The seven men in the ring begin beating on whomever is nearest to them. Havock and Country are going at it, Jon Michaels and Alex Adams, and Ripper is attacking both Nate Nytro and Rage.

Shannan Lerch: If you notice, Michaels and Adams are fighting. This is probably due to their tag team loss last week.

Those two are brawling near the ropes, and before you know it Big Country runs up and tosses them both over the ropes!

Zach Davis: What?!?

Shannan Lerch: Both of those men eliminated pretty much instantly!

Nate Nytro and Rage are fighting on the other side of the ring, and almost at the same time as the other eliminations, Tommy Havock grabs them both and throws them out of the ring as well!

Zach Davis: That.. that was fast.

Shannan Lerch: We're down to three men!

Zach Davis: Those other four just didn't try.

The last three men are Havock, Ripper, and Big Country. They circle each other carefully, and soon Ripper goes on the attack, fighting Big Country. Havock bides his time, watching the two. Ripper lays into Country, and then throws him into the ropes. He goes for a Big Boot, but Country ducks, and then Country Clotheslines Ripper over the top rope!

Shannan Lerch: Another elimination ahhh!

Zach Davis: And of course, two men left. Big Country and Tommy Havock. Amazing athletes.

They both know this won't be easy. They tie up in the middle of the ring, trying to overpower each other. Eventually Big Country pushes Havock into a turnbuckle, and slaps him across the chest. Tommy makes a pained face, but Country pushes him back into the turnbuckle and slaps him again!

Shannan Lerch: That's more painful than it looks.

Havock grabs Country and pushes him into the turnbuckle instead, and then hits a knife edge chop! The crowd "ooh"s. He rears back and BAM, another chop! Big Country is in pain now too, grabs Havock, and throws him back into the turnbuckle like he was before. Country climbs and starts punching him as the crowd counts along. One... two.... three.. four.. no, Havock grabs him and hits a big Atomic Drop. Havock grabs him and tosses him over the top-

Zach Davis: Winner!

No! Big Country holds on! He quickly gets back into the ring, and grabs Havock from behind. He throws Havock over the top!

Shannan Lerch: Winner!!

NO! Havock hung on too. But Big Country is kicking at him, trying to get him out. Havock holds on though and eventually rolls back into the ring. Big Country picks him up, and puts him between his leg..

Zach Davis: He's going for a Powerbomb!

But Havock grabs onto the ropes, and uses his leg power to pull Big Country to the ropes.. Country goes over!! Havock wins!

Shannan Lerch: Havock is going on to Till Death Do Us Part to face Kurtis Victory for the Television Title!

TLC Match: Reckless Jack vs Creeping Death

Zach Davis: It's time! It's time!

Shannan Lerch: It's main event time!

Zach Davis: Let's explain the new rules for this match. There are TWO World Titles hanging above the ring - the XCW Title and the KWA Title. The winner has to get HIS Title from the top - Jack needs to get the XCW one, C.D. needs to get the KWA one.

Shannan Lerch: Got it.

The opening riffs to "Bloodlust" by Chimaira hit as the crowd is waiting to see who comes out next. The arena is dark as red mist starts to fill the darkened place. The song continues, keeping the crowd in suspense. After about a minute and a half, pyro explodes from the stage. We start to hear singing now. "Your true definition of me, your idea that I'm real. All of this is an illusion.. Even though you can feel.. My touch and my eyes, they lie and they victimize. My touch and my eyes, pierce through, make you realize.." Reckless Jack walks down to the ramp way, where he is met with boos from the crowd. He flips most of them off as he makes an "X" symbol with his arms across his chest. He keeps walking down to the ring. "I never wanted this world to be better, I always wanted this world to suffer. My flesh, my blood, all my animosity.. Give me strength and define me. A bloodlust, a bloodlust, a bloodlust, it's all I trust (It's all I trust).." Reckless Jack is in the ring now as he taunts the fans some more. He then goes to a turnbuckle and makes an "X" symbol with his arms across his chest. He does this on the other turnbuckles in the ring. Then Reckless Jack sits in the corner of the ring.

The lights slowly fade to black. Bells toll as the screen shows shots of a big wooden cross wrapped in barbed wire in the middle of a thunderstorm. While the cross is shown ... "Raining Blood" begins to play. The opening, anyways. Giving sound to the storm on the Jumbotron, as that changes from normal rain to blood rain. On each drum hit, the arena lights up red, giving the effect of red lightning. Just before the song kicks in, actual red blood rain cascades down from the heavens, in a wall along the stage. When it kicks into high gear, around the 33 second mark, the lights come on just a tad, giving light to the dark. Standing infront of the wall of blood is Creeping Death, arms stretched out in a crucifix fashion. The KWA Title is not around his waist this time, as it is above the ring. CD stands there for a second, taking in the crowd's reaction. Then he slowly makes his way down the ramp, looking out into the audience. As he reaches the ring, he slides in under the bottom rope, and pops to his feet. CD walks over to a turnbuckle, jumps to the middle rope facing in the ring, does the crucifix pose once again, and then takes a seat on the top turnbuckle, awaiting the match to begin.

Zach Davis: These two... yeesh. This won't be pretty.

The bell rings. Jack and Creeping Death circle each other, and tie up. Jack overpowers him and hits a Snapmare, followed by a Dropkick to CD's back. CD goes down and Jack goes for a Leg Drop but CD moves out of the way, gets to his feet, and hits a painful looking Dropkick right to Jack's face!

Shannan Lerch: If any move should be called the Unprettier, it is that.

Creeps runs to the ropes and Springboards, hitting a picture perfect Asai Moonsault.

Zach Davis: Shades of Hayabusa.

Shannan Lerch: Luckily for Creeping Death, not TOO much like Hayabusa, though.

Creeps gets up and climbs to the top rope, but Jack dives into the ropes, causing CD to fall on the turnbuckle. Jack climbs up with him and hits a huge Belly to Belly Suplex off the top rope!

Zach Davis: Oh my! Owned.

Jack rolls out of the ring and pulls a ladder out from under it. He pushes it into the ring and sets it up, and begins climbing.

Shannan Lerch: Can Jack win this early?

The answer is no, as Creeping Death is to his feet. He Dropkicks Jack's back, sending the ladder crashing into the ropes and Jack squashed against it. Creeps then runs to the ropes opposite the ladder, bounces off, and hits a Vertical Bodypress, injuring Jack further. Jack falls to the mat, and CD grabs the ladder. He picks it up and starts smashing Jack with it, over and over, in the stomach.

Zach Davis: We knew this wouldn't be pretty, but it's gotten brutal, fast. Jack might have internal injuries here.

After several seconds, Creeps sets the ladder up and begins climbing. He's about to the top, reaching towards the KWA Title, when Jack uses his last piece of strength to throw his body into the ladder. It seems to stand on one set of legs for a second before falling down, sending Creeps flying out of the ring to the cold, hard concrete!

Shannan Lerch: Hooray! Now TWO of our top stars may have internal injuries!

Both men lie completely still for about a minute, and the crowd is chanting for Creeping Death to get up. He does, and rolls into the ring, but Jack is up as well. The two meet and start throwing lefts and rights at each other. Jack eventually gets the upper hand and goes for the Moment of Impact!, but Creeping Death ducks, and goes to kick him. Jack grabs the leg, Creeps hops on one leg for a second before hitting a BRUTAL Enziguri kick. Jack flops down to the mat.

Zach Davis: Jack's head isn't doing that good in this match, yeesh.

Creeps begins setting the ladder up again, and climbs, as fast as he can. However, as fast as he can isn't too fast at this point. Just as he's about to reach it, Wreck runs out from the back.

Shannan Lerch: What's he doing here?!

Zach Davis: Don't play dumb. You know EXACTLY what he's doing here.

Wreck slides in and quickly climbs up the ladder, meeting CD there. They exchange blows for a few seconds, but Creeps is too worn out to compete with the big man. Wreck grabs his throat...

Shannan Lerch: Yes, do it!

Zach Davis: No!-

..and Chokeslams him down to the mat! Creeps makes a few spastic movements before his body goes limp. Wreck helps Jack up, urging him to go to the top. Jack starts climbing.

Shannan Lerch: Jack's getting the win!

Zach Davis: Not like this...

Jack reaches for the XCW Title, about to pull it free. But before he can, someone appears in the ring below. The man grabs Wreck and throws him into the ladder, causing it to begin to fall. Jack manages to jump off, landing on CD.

Shannan Lerch: Who the hell-

Zach Davis: OUTCAST!

Outcast pounds on Wreck before throwing him out of the ring. Outcast climbs out, and Wreck is to his feet. The two start brawling, trading lefts and rights and lefts and rights. They head to the back, and eventually disappear behind the curtain.

Shannan Lerch: How DARE he interfere in this match!

Zach Davis: Oh shut up.

In the ring, Jack is slowly moving. He rolls out and looks under the ring... and pulls out a table. He slides it into the ring. He also gets a chair before climbing back in himself.

Shannan Lerch: What is he doing?

Zach Davis: I don't know, but C.D. is out from that Wreck attack.

Jack sets up the table, and rolls Creeping Death onto it. He then begins climbing the ladder, chair is hand.

Shannan Lerch: ..No, Jack, don't. It's too risky-

Once he's at the top, Jack jumps off and hits an Arabian Facebuster, using the chair and sending Creeps through the table!! The crowd erupts in a chant of "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"

Zach Davis: ..Oh my GOD!

Shannan Lerch: If I could do a Joey Styles impersonation, I'd have him saying he's sueing you for copyright infringement. But you're right. Oh. My. God.

Neither man moves for a long while, but Jack is the first to his feet. He begins climbing the ladder, slowly.. slowly... he's at the top..

Zach Davis: Does he have it?

Yes. Reckless Jack grabs the XCW Title, and the bell rings.

Shannan Lerch: And look what he's doing now!

He grabs the KWA Title as well, and climbs down. Logan runs out from the back, and the crowd immediately begins booing.

Zach Davis: Oh no...

Jack gives Logan the KWA Title.

Shannan Lerch: He must have left the WCF Title in the back for safe keeping, he's a smart man.

They're about to hit the Con-Title-To again, but DAKE KEN is in the ring! He grabs the KWA Title and clocks Logan with it! Jack goes on the attack, but he's met with a Bitch Kick!

Zach Davis: DAKE KEN! DAKE KEN! BY GAWD IT'S DAKE KEN!

Shannan Lerch: He's not supposed to be here! Seth's going to be furious.

Logan and Jack roll out of the ring and head up the ramp, looking angrily towards the ring. Dake helps Creeps to his feet, and the staredown continues.

Zach Davis: That's all for tonight! See you next week!

The copyright info appears as the show closes.