Sunday Slam Intro
JackHammer vs Ripper
JJ Biggs/Beyond vs The Cancer/Nate Nytro
Danny Vice vs Chino
Logan/Jack of Blades/Ace vs Torture/Dake Ken/Creeping Death
Lawnmower Jones/Lonnie Wedding

WCF Sunday Slam Intro

Glasgow Megasnake by Mogwai blasts over the speakers, and the fans come alive as Slam is on the air! We, of course, pan around the arena and let the fans cheer and show their signs and all as the usual fanfare of pyro blasts into the air. There are firefighters standing by in the case of a pyro related fire. Everything seems okay, so we go to Zach Davis and Shannan Lerch.

Zach Davis: Welcome, fans, to Sunday Slam! We have an interesting show tonight, I'd say.

Shannan Lerch: Interesting? That's not the half of it! We have an emotional night of epic proportions! Lawnmower Jones is getting married!

Zach Davis: ...To his lawnmower, Lonnie.

Shannan Lerch: Don't be such a cold hearted bigot, Zach. I support marriage between a man and his lawncare accessories, and I think tonight is a big step in the right direction for our country as a whole.

Zach Davis: Well, besides the political ramifications of the wedding, there will certainly be something going down with the wrestlers as well. The Team of Treachery will surely be there in full force during this thing, and... well, this is a wedding on a wrestling show. To be honest, there is no way that the New Dynasty won't get involved. Let's not kid ourselves.

Shannan Lerch: They might be too scared. And plus, Torture, Dake Ken, and Crapping Douche will all get their asses kicked in our main event, anyway.

Zach Davis: Well, maybe. Logan, Jack of Blades and Ace in a three man tag with them. This is a pretty big match, especially going into Ultimate Showdown, where Torture and Logan fight for the World Title, and Jack and Creeping Death fight for the Hardcore Title.

Shannan Lerch: We have Danny "The Vagrant" Vice making his debut, up against Chino. We saw Vice last week, when he brutally attacked Skyler Striker. I honestly don't know what is going on between those two, but I think we'll find out more tonight.

Zach Davis: It is refreshing to see someone so enthusiastic, but... not the best way to make an impact, to me. Tonight, though, we also have a new chapter in the Biggs/Kencedro rivalry. Biggs is teaming up with fellow Team of Treachery member Beyond to take on Kencedro and Nate Nytro.

Shannan Lerch: Kencedro's been calling himself The Cancer lately, and that seems about right. But this is also Biggs' chance to get revenge on Nate Nytro, who stole his Television Title from him.

Zach Davis: And in our opening match, Devastation, Inc. member JackHammer goes one on one with one of his opponents Sunday in the Tag Team Title match, Ripper. Let's get to that!

JackHammer vs Ripper

Tear Away by Drowing Pool plays on the PA as JackHammer and Angel come through the curtain and head down the ramp to the ring. Angel heads to the corner as JackHammer climbs the ring steps, he then stops at the top and raises his left fist sending pyros shooting out of the ring posts. JackHammer then steps into the ring over the top rope and removes his duster and bandana.

Rollin by Limp Bizkit hits. Ripper walks out to the ring, high fiving everyone, a Tag Title around his waist. He rolls in and raises one arm up in the air.

Shannan Lerch: He's one third of our Tag Champions, he is Ripper.

JackHammer runs up behind Ripper and hits him in the back several times before whipping him to the ropes. As Ripper is coming back, JackHammer goes for a Tiltawhirl Piledriver, but Ripper is too big.

Zach Davis: Its tough to pull off any power moves on a man of his size, especially without softening him up first.

Ripper hits JackHammer with a few forearms before throwing him to the corner, running at him and hitting a hard Clothesline. He steps back and then runs at him again, going for a Big Boot, but JackHammer gets out of the way at the last second! Ripper's leg is now stuck on the top rope.

Shannan Lerch: This isn't good for Ripper!

JackHammer kicks at Rippers legs several times, and Ripper yells out in pain. JackHammer then pulls Ripper away and lifts him up, hitting a Rolling Vertical Suplex. He follows up by climbing to the top rope...

Zach Davis: JackHammer is a HUGE man too, what is he going to do up there?!

He flies down with a Guillotine Legdrop! The crowd gives a quick HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! chant as JackHammer goes for the pin.



NO! Ripper manages to kick out, and the crowd cheers in surprise. JackHammer picks him up and throws him to the ropes again, but this time as Ripper is coming back he hits a Big Boot, sending JackHammer down! Ripper collapses to the mat, trying to catch his breath and everything.

Shannan Lerch: These two are at a stalemate for now.

Eventually both men are up. Ripper is first, and with all his might he hits a Ripperline!

Zach Davis: This could be it!

But Ripper isn't done. He starts climbing to the top rope.

Shannan Lerch: No... No, he wouldnt...

He prepares himself to jump off... but JackHammer is up just in time and slides under him, so JackHammer's back is against the turnbuckle... BAM! JackHammer Powerbombs Ripper hard to the mat!

Zach Davis: I'd call that the Earth Shatter, and it lived up to its name!

JackHammer makes the pin.




Zach Davis: JackHammer picks up the victory!

JackHammer rolls out of the ring, meeting Chino at the ramp. The two head backstage as the other two Dreadnoks run out to check on Ripper.

Shannan Lerch: Yeah, but the odds are stacked against them at Ultimate Showdown, three on two! We'll see!

Ripper gets up, and the three Tag Champions roll out of the ring and head to the back too.

JJ Biggs/Beyond vs "The Cancer" Drake Kencedro/Nate Nytro

Shannan Lerch: Coming up next!

Zach Davis: We have tag team action.

Shannan Lerch: JJ Biggs will team with Beyond up against the Television Champion, Nate Nytro, and Nytro will team with...Drake Kencedro!

Zach Davis: Don’t you mean The Cancer?

Shannan Lerch: Whatever!

Zach Davis: Keep in mind, two weeks ago...JJ Biggs was defending his newly won Television Championship against Nate Nytro, when the Cancer decided to play a factor in that match.

Shannan Lerch: Not only did Drake stick his nose where it didn’t belong...He also causes JJ to lose his Television Championship.

Voices by Disturbed hits the PA System as the crowd begins to boo. JJ Biggs walks out onto the stage followed by his manager, Jake Hudson. The two of them slowly make their way down to the ring. JJ Biggs climbs onto the apron and he steps over the top rope while Hudson walks around to JJ’s side of the ring.

The lights blink out as the beginning to the old Twilight Zone TV show theme song starts to play. Blue and white lights blink back and forth to the tune of the music. After the famous drum beat, it fades into "Twilight Zone" by Golden Earring. A blue spotlight shines on the entrance, where Beyond comes walking out, eyes on the ring. Ignoring any of the fans as he makes his way down to the ring, stepping up the steel steps, and up onto the apron. Taking the top rope with one hand, he pauses a moment to look out into the crowd, giving them a look of unworthy. Stepping quickly into the ring, Beyond moves into one of the corners, making sure his kick pads are straight, not wasting any time.

An eerie shade of green envelops the arena. After the brief opening of "The Everlasting Gaze", the drums kick in, and green and gray light cues kick in, spinning and twirling.

Nate walks out from backstage, with his Television Championship around his waist. Nate slowly walks down the ramp, as he reaches the bottom of the ramp he slides into the ring, and removes his championship belt from his waist. Nytro raises his Television Championship in the air as the fans begin to get somewhat of a mixed reaction.

Shannan Lerch: Never the less, there is the Television Champion.

This Is The New Shit by Marilyn Mansion picks up over the PA system. The fans begin to flood the arena with booing. Smoke begins to travels through the air, as the gushes out from backstage, as The Cancer walks out from backstage, wearing a large black coat-like robe. The Cancer makes his way out onto the top of the ramp, as Honey Valentine makes her way out from backstage as well. Kencedro grabs Honey Valentine by the hand, and the two make their way down the ramp. The Cancer points to Honey, as she goes to The Cancer's side of the ring, as Kencedro slides up onto the ring apron. The Cancer, Drake Kencedro laces his arms around the top rope, as pyro shot go off behind him. The smoke left by the pyro quickly settles, as Drake steps in between the ropes, and enters the ring.

The bell sounds as all four men stand in the ring.

Zach Davis: Here we go.

The Cancer and Nate Nytro decide who will go first, as Beyond, and JJ Biggs decides as well. Beyond, and The Cancer both step out onto the apron, as Nate Nytro and JJ Biggs lock up. Biggs powers Nytro into the ropes. Biggs goes to lay a hard chop across the chest of Nate Nytro, but Nytro moves away just in time. Nytro whips Biggs into the ropes, and Biggs bounces back with a shoulder block sending Nytro to the mat.

Shannan Lerch: You would have to think that Biggs would want some revenge on Nytro, here tonight.

Biggs bounces off to the ropes, and goes for a leg drop, but Nytro moves out of the way just in time.

Zach Davis: A leg full of...nothing!

Nate Nytro jumps to his feet, as JJ Biggs gets to his also. Nate bounces off of the ropes, and nails Biggs in the face wish a flying forearm smash. Nytro begins to stomp onto the fallen JJ Biggs, as he walks over and tags in The Cancer.

Shannan Lerch: And there is the tag.

Nytro exits the ring, as The Cancer slowly steps in between the ropes. JJ Biggs is slowly getting to his feet, as the two men lock up. The men break the hold, as The Cancer rams his knee into the mid section of Biggs, before whipping him into the ropes. Kencedro looks to catch the rebounding JJ Biggs with a clothesline, but JJ Biggs stops in his tracks with the help of the ropes. Biggs charges at Kencedro with a clothesline of his own, sending The Cancer to the mat. Biggs drops to mat, and hooks the leg of Kencedro.



Kencedro gets his shoulder up just in time. JJ Biggs gets to his feet, and he drags The Cancer over to his corner. JJ tags in Beyond, as Biggs exits the ring, Beyond goes to the top rope.

Zach Davis: What is he looking to do?

Beyond goes dives from the top rope looking to his a senton bomb, but Kencedro rolls out of harms way, sending Beyond crashing into the mat.

Shannan Lerch: Ouch!

The Cancer quickly gets to his feet, as he meets Beyond there as well. Kencedro whips Beyond into the ropes, and Beyond bounces back. Kencedro goes for an overhead toss, but Beyond counters into a tornado DDT. Beyond quickly crawls over to Kencedro, and hooks the leg.



The Cancer kicks out.

Beyond gets back to his feet, and he pulls up Kencedro back to his feet. Beyond whips Kencedro into the ropes, and The Cancer dodges a clothesline by Beyond, and Drake hits a shot to the midsection onto Beyond. Drake follows up by hitting a super kick onto Beyond, knocking him over to the turnbuckle. Drake staggers over and tags in Nate Nytro, and Nate enters the ring. Drake tells something to Nate, and Nytro nods. Drake walks over to Beyond, and whips him into the ropes...Beyond bounces back into an atomic drop by Drake Kencedro, and Nytro connects with a huge spinning wheel kick.

Shannan Lerch: Nice double team move.

Drake exits the ring, as Nytro drops to the mat for the pin.



Beyond barely gets the shoulder up off of the mat. But gets the kick out.

Zach Davis: Beyond may be out.

Nytro gets back to his feet, and he picks up the remains of Beyond. Nytro looks over at Biggs over in his corner, as Nytro nails a chop across the chest of Beyond sending him to the mat. JJ’s face grows in anger, and Nytro slowly drags Beyond over to Biggs...Biggs reaches in, and tags himself in, and he charges at Nytro will a full head of steam...Biggs takes Nate Nytro to the mat, and he begins to pound away onto the face of Nytro, having no mercy.

Shannan Lerch: Biggs has been unleashed!

The ref makes Biggs get off of Nytro, as Biggs picks up Nytro...Biggs sends Nytro into the ropes, and Nytro ducks under a big boot from Biggs, and Nytro jumps and tags in Drake. Drake goes to the top rope, and catches Biggs with a missle drop kick sending Biggs back into his corner. Nytro rolls out of the ring, and Drake quickly gets back to his feet.

Zach Davis: Kencedro is back in, and takes Biggs to the mat again!

Biggs gets back to his feet, and he nails a hard right hand onto Kencedro dropping him to the mat. Biggs walks over and tags in Beyond. Beyond reenters the ring, and Biggs continues to lay waist to Drake Kencedro hitting him with blow after blow. Honey Valentine pulls herself up onto the apron causes a distraction to referee, and JJ Biggs himself.

Shannan Lerch: What’s that whore doing?

JJ Biggs walks over to Honey Valentine, and the two exchange some very heartfelt words. Beyond goes to pick up Kencedro, but Drake drastically hits a low blow onto Beyond, then pulls into chest first into the tope turnbuckle.

Zach Davis: LOW BLOW!

Shannan Lerch: He’s cheating again.

Beyond falls to the mat, and Drake is back to his feet...Honey says turn around to Biggs, as Biggs turns around, a Drake charges at him with a full head of steam. Drake goes for a power clothesline onto Biggs, but Biggs moves out of the way, and Drake nails Honey Valentine knocking her off of the apron, and head first into the steal guardrail.

Shannan Lerch: That bitch is on the floor like always.

JJ Biggs’ jaw drops, as he drops to the mat, and rolls out of the ring. Biggs checks on the aid of Honey Valentine, as Drake looks confused...Drake proceeds to the ropes, but Beyond slides from behind of Drake and rolls him up. JJ Biggs picks up Honey Valentine, and heads up the ramp, and proceeds to take her to the back. The referee turns around, and notices the pin as he drops to the mat.



Drake manages to kick out. Beyond quickly gets to his feet, as Drake does to the same.

Zach Davis: Where is Biggs going with Drake’s girlfriend?!

Beyond, and Drake watch Biggs walk up the ramp, and disappear behind the curtain.

Shannan Lerch: Did Beyond’s partner just walk out?


Drake turns to face Beyond, and Beyond charges at Drake. Drake nails Beyond with a dropkick right into the midsection of Beyond making him double over holding his rips. Kencedro rolls over, and tags in Nytro. Nytro reenters the ring, and him and Drake whip Beyond into the ropes. Beyond bounces back into a massive double flapjack by Drake and Nytro, and Nytro quickly goes for the cover.




Zach Davis: They did it!

Drake quickly exits the ring, and heads up the ramp, as the referee raises Nytro’s arm in victory. A ring assistant hands Nytro his belt, as Nytro exits the ring, and heads backstage.

Danny "The Vagrant" Vice vs Chino

"Rookie" by Boy Sets Fire plays. The lights of the arena go out for several seconds. Two spotlights with strobe-like effects shine at the top of the ramp where Danny "The Vagrant" Vice stands. His arms are at his sides, bent at the elbow with his hands pointing upwards. His hands form Two SuFis. He lets out One loud scream then runs to the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope. The crowd rains down boos for Vice and he seems to not be bothered by it.

Zach Davis: Looks like this capacity crowd is still upset after The Vagrant shockingly attacked Skyler Striker last week on Slam.

Shannan Lerch: Vice showed some cunning as well as athleticism last week. He certainly had an impressive debut, but there is no way he stands a chance against this behemoth coming...

“The Nameless” by Slipknot hits as pyro begins to shoot out. The fans rise out of their seats as Chino slowly walks out, banging his head, showing little emotion. He continues to walk down to the ring as the fans are headbanging to the music. He slides in under the bottom rope and pumps his fist into the air as the fans give a mixed reaction. His fellow stablemate, JackHammer, follows him about 20 feet behind.

Zach Davis: I’m surprised to see JackHammer out here with Chino. He has a very big match with Ripper in our main event tonight!

Shannan Lerch: No Zach, this is smart. After Vice used a chair and table on Striker last week, JackHammer just wants to insure the safety of his teammate. They have some tag titles to win next week at Ultimate Showdown, and there’s no reason for JackHammer to let anything happen to Chino.

Zach Davis: You might be right Shannan.

The bell rings and Chino immediately attempts to grapple with the much smaller Vice. After several unsuccessful attempts, Vice slides through Chino’s legs and hits him with a standing dropkick. The giant Chino stumbles back into the ropes...then swings a big clothesline only to have Vice duck it and hit another dropkick, sending Chino staggering into the ropes...drop toe-hold by Vice and Chino drops to the center of the mat. Vice runs to the ropes and hits Chino with a flying reverse elbow as Chino was climbing to his feet.

Zach Davis: Wow, quite the impressive start by this young high-flier. Chino and JackHammer are now outside the ring as JackHammer helps Chino regroup.

Shannan Lerch: This won’t last Zach, Chino is a powerful man. It will take just One mistake by Vice and this thing could be over.

As Shannan utters those words, Vice catapults himself over the top rope and hits Devastation Inc. with a plancha...All three men are down on the outside...The referee begins a ten count as Vice gets back into the ring, quickly followed by Chino...Vice runs off the ropes and ducks under a swing by Chino...hits the opposite ropes but is tripped up by JackHammer and falls into the arms of Chino, who delivers a perfect belly-to-belly suplex...Chino muscles Vice into the corner and begins to choke him against the turnbuckle.





Chino breaks the hold, and delivers a vicious chop to Vice, as Vice’s legs fly up and get caught on the top rope.

Shannan Lerch: Like I said, Chino is way to powerful. This could be over soon.

Chino grabs Vice and delivers a backbreaker in the center of the ring...then presses on Vice to force pressure on The Vagrants back...Chino releases the hold and begins to play to the crowd...Vice struggles to his feet as Chino comes over to grapple...quick poke to the eye by Vice...Vice hits the ropes and attempts a cross-body block, but is caught by Chino...Chino puts Vice on his shoulder and delviers a big powerslam!

Zach Davis: Ouch!

Shannan Lerch: That’s what the Drednoks can expect next Sunday. Chino and JackHammer are too powerful and too dominant to be stopped.

Zach Davis: Vice will have to keep on his feet if he wants to stand a chance tonight. He has to beat Chino with speed, but so far this match has been all power.

JackHammer yells to Chino to go for the cover. Chino puts both arms on top of Vice in a lackluster pin attempt...



Vice kicks out...JackHammer seems disappointed Chino didn’t apply a full cover and end this match...Chino lifts Vice by his Mohawk...Vice breaks the grab and kicks Chino in the the ropes and hits a jumping leg lariat...Chino stumbles toward a corner as Vice catapults himself to the top turnbuckle and tries a hurricanrana...caught by Chino and he reverses into a big spin-out powerbomb.

Shannan Lerch: Some truly awesome power on display there.

Chino lifts Vice to his feet but Vice collapses back down to his knees.

Zach Davis: Chino and JackHammer seem to be laughing at Vice.

Shannan Lerch: Well Chino has completely dominated this match. He’s destroyed The Vagrant to the point of exhaustion.

Chino lifts Vice once again to his feet to set him up for the PaperCut...He tosses Vice high in the air...but Vice comes down and hits a huge DDT...Both men are down in the center of the ring.

Zach Davis: Vice was playing ‘possum! He had Chino scouted for the PaperCut and delivered a devastating DDT on Devastation Inc’s Chino!

Shannan Lerch: Alliteration aside, the move might have taken more out of Vice than he would have hoped. Neither man is moving.





Zach Davis: JackHammer is screaming at Chino to get up.


Six...Chino rises to a knee.

Seven...Chino rises to his feet and breaks the referees count...He looks somewhat dazed still from the DDT...he lifts up Vice with one hand by the throat...Chino lifts Vice for a chokeslam...Vice reverses with a sunset flip...hooks both legs...



Chino powers through the cover...Vice pops up and runs to the ropes as Chino gets to his feet...launches himself off the second rope and hits a moonsault...Chino is down...Vice grabs Chino’s left arm and tries to lock the Vicelock...

Zach Davis: He’s going for a submission maneuver! Chino isn’t anywhere near the ropes, this could be it!

Shannan Lerch: There’s no way he can lock that hold on a man Chino’s size.

Vice bends Chino’s left arm back and locks in the Vicelock...Chino begins to scream out...the referee slides between the ropes and Chino to see if he taps out...Chino lifts his other arm trying to reach the ropes...he’s at least a foot short...JackHammer grabs the referee by the legs and pulls him out of the ring...Chino begins tapping out wildly.

Zach Davis: JackHammer just saved Chino by pulling out the ref. And now he’s entered the ring to attack The Vagrant.

Shannan Lerch: A fresh new big man and nowhere for Vice to run.

Vice release the Vicelock and sees JackHammer stepping over the top rope into the ring...He hits The Outcast on JackHammer, a spinning superkick, sending JackHammer to the arena floor. Vice begins to scream at JackHammer from inside the ring.

Shannan Lerch: Look behind you Vice, it’s Skyler Striker!

Striker, still bandaged from last week’s attack, jumps out of the crowd over the barrier and slides into the ring. He's holding a sledgehammer. Vice turns around just in time to be drilled with the sledgehammer to the gut, followed by Striker hitting a backflip urange slam!

Zach Davis: Striker just drilled Vice with The Final Revelation. The crowd is going crazy for Striker. The cheers are almost deafening...Vice is out in the center of the ring and Striker is waking Chino up. He’s getting his revenge for last week’s attack.

Striker slides back out of the ring and jumps back into the crowd...Chino rises to his feet and sees Vice on the mat...JackHammer rolls the referee back into the ring...Chino lifts Vice to his feet and grabs him, executing the R.K.K perfectly...Chino hooks Vice’s leg...




“The Nameless” by Slipknot hits the speakers as the groggy referee raises Chino’s arm in victory as Jackhammer jumps into the ring to celebrate with his teammate.

Shannan Lerch: Just like I said from the beginning, no way Vice was going to beat Chino.

Zach Davis: Well, I will say that Vice got exactly what he deserved. Striker’s revenge looks sweet today.

Logan/Jack of Blades/Ace vs Torture/Dake Ken/Creeping Death

Master of Puppets by Metallica blasts over the speakers. Logan, Jack of Blades, and Ace all step out from the back.

Shannan Lerch: The Team of Treachery is coming out as a unit. As a team. They are a unified force, Zach.

Zach Davis: Why do they use that music? Are they drug addicts? Listen to the lyrics!

Shannan Lerch: No, it is because they are the masters and they are in control.

Logan, Jack, and Ace all enter the ring at the same time, to massive booing from the crowd. Of course.

Zach Davis: MAN do the fans hate them.

Panic Attack by Dream Theater hits, and Torture, World Title around his waist, Dake Ken, and Creeping Death, Hardcore Title over his shoulder, enter!

Shannan Lerch: Losers.

Zach Davis: Looks like the New Dynasty is a unified force as well, Shannan!

Wasting no tim, the New Dynasty team rushes the ring. The ToT team sees them coming and quickly slides out. The fans, of course, cheer like crazy once Torture and company are in the ring.

Shannan Lerch: WCF fans are sheep.

Zach Davis: They pay your salary!

As soon as there is an opportune time, Logan, Jack, and Ace all slide back into the ring. and go on the attack! The bell rings, and the New Dynasty force is ready. All six men brawl back and forth with their opponents. Torture and Logan! Jack and Creeping Death! Dake Ken and Ace! The crowd roars and it is eventually obvious that the New Dynasty is getting the advantage. Torture Clotheslines Logan over the top rope, and Dake also Clotheslines Ace over. The exception to this rule is that Jack and Creeping Death are coming up even. Jack ducks a Clothesline by Creeps and goes for a move of his own, but Dake grabs him from behind and throws him out of the ring.

Shannan Lerch: Let's get some order in this match, please! The New Dynasty are a bunch of hooligans.

The ref needs to get things in order now. He demands the New Dynasty pick a legal man. Torture opts to start the match, and CD and Dake both get on the apron. The ToT guys outside the ring are on their feet, discussing. Logan decides that he doesn't want to start the match, and they instead decide to have Jack start it.

Zach Davis: Logan is a coward, yet again.

Shannan Lerch: No, he's just smart. He wants to scout Torture, to see what he's made of.

Zach Davis: I think we all know what the World Champion is made of!

Jack slides in. He and Torture cautiously approach each other, and then tie up. Jack locks in a Headlock. Torture pushes him off, he bounces off, Torture hits a Shoulderblock. Tort runs to the ring, goes for an elbow drop, Jack rolls out of the way. Jack to his feet, gives Torture a stiff knee to the gut as he's getting back up. Jack then throws Tort right into a neutral turnbuckle. Tort yells in pain, and Jack pulls him out and picks him up, hitting a Shoulderbreaker. He kicks at the shoulder/head area a few times and then locks in the Anaconda Vice.

Shannan Lerch: Thattaboy, Jack! Make him tap out!

Zach Davis: I don't think Torture has EVER tapped out!

Torture reaches for the ropes, but it doesn't look like he can make it. Creeping Death jumps onto the ropes and hits a Springboard Dropkick right to Jack's head, though, breaking it up!

Shannan Lerch: Damn you Creeping Death! Cheater!

Creeping Death picks Jack up and he and Torture whip him into the ropes. He bounces back and Torture lifts him up, Creeping Death runs and they execute a Hart Attack! Torture goes for the pin, but the ref refuses to count it until Creeping Death gets out of the ring. He does. Torture pins again, and Jack gets the shoulder up at two.

Zach Davis: They could've had it there.

Torture picks Jack up and shoves him to the Team of Treachery corner.

Shannan Lerch: The hell?

Zach Davis: I think Torture WANTS Jack to tag in Logan!

Jack acts like he's going to make the tag, but instead runs and Clotheslines Torture down, viciously. Logan smiles.

Shannan Lerch: Well, bad move on Torture's part. That didn't work.

Jack kicks at Torture viciously now. He then hits a Fist Drop before getting back up and kicking at him some more. Jack picks Torture up and hits a big Belly to Belly Suplex!

Zach Davis: Jack of Blades just threw the World Champion across the ring!

Torture has landed near a corner. Jack picks him up and puts him in the Tree of Woe position. He backs up, runs and goes for the Spear!

Shannan Lerch: Jack of Blades is manhandling Torture-

But no! Torture manages to lift himself up before Jack hits, sending him crashing into the turnbuckle! Torture drops himself behind Jack, grabs him and hits a brutal German Suplex, bridging for the pin!



No! Jack gets out of it.

Zach Davis: Jack again gets out of a pin. Impressive.

Torture realizes it is time to make a tag, and tags in Dake Ken. Jack, too, knows that it is time for him to tag. Logan refuses, and Ace enters the ring again.

Shannan Lerch: Again, Logan is a smart man.

Zach Davis: No, once again, Logan is just afraid of Dake Ken.

Ace is NOT afraid, however. Ace and Dake meet in the middle of the ring, running at each other. Dake tackles Ace and takes him down, hitting several punches. Dake rolls off and both men are to their feet. Ace Hiptosses Dake, Dake is up, Ace runs at him and Dake trips him, then goes for a pin. Ace gets out of it before the 2, again both men are to their feet. Dake runs at him, Ace executes an Arm Drag, Dakes up, Dake Arm Drags Ace, Ace is up, they've come to a stalemate.

Shannan Lerch: Good wrestling between these two.

The crowd claps a few times before the two tie up again. Ace breaks it by hitting a few European Uppercuts, sending Dake to a corner. Ace runs at him, Clotheslines him, goes for a Bulldog, but Dake pushes him off. Ace turns around and Dake hits him with the Side Effect! Dake goes for the pin.



Logan is in the ring and kicks Dake right in the head, breaking it off. Logan then quickly gets back onto the apron. Dake gets up, angrily, and gets in Logan's face. Logan trash talks back, and Ace rolls Dake up from behind!



No! Dake manages to kick out in the nick of time.

Zach Davis: The Team of Treachery almost had it there, thanks to Logan's tomfoolery.

Dake and Ace are both to their feet again, and Ace goes on the attack, but Dake moves behind him and hits a big Dragon Suplex! Dake then tags in Creeping Death. Ace, meanwhile, has tagged in Logan.

Shannan Lerch: Creeping Death and Logan squaring off!

Zach Davis: Interesting how he wouldn't wrestle Torture or Dake Ken.

Logan and Creeping Death both step to the middle of the ring. Logan goes to attack, but CD moves behind him and Dropkicks him in the back. Logan stumbles forward, CD runs at him and jumps up onto his shoulders, executing a Victory Roll!



Logan kicks out.

Shannan Lerch: Stupid tricky Creeping Death.

Logan is to his feet, as is Creeping Death. CD runs at him but Logan goes for a Hip Toss. Creeping Death lands on his feet, however, and throws Logan into the New Dynasty corner! Torture and Dake Ken hold him there, while CD runs and hits a Dropkick on both Ace and Jack at the same time, using one leg per man. CD then runs over to his corner and tags in Torture!


Shannan Lerch: THEY'RE GONNA GO AT IT!

Torture enters the ring. Logan quickly looks to tag in Jack or Ace, but of course they've been sent to the outside. Torture approaches him, about to attack.. but Logan rolls out of the ring.

Zach Davis: Oh, damnit.

Torture goes to attack him outside, but Logan quickly grabs a chair. He clocks Torture with it as he's coming out of the ring, and the bell sounds.

Shannan Lerch: Get him, Logan! GET HIM!

Zach Davis: The New Dynasty has won by disqualification. Close match, I really have no idea who the better team was.... this solved nothing!

Torture falls out of the ring, and Logan raises the chair and hits him again. Creeping Death comes up behind him, and Logan turns and clocks him right in the head as well. Logan smashes CD over and over. Dake Ken is about to attack as well, but Jack and Ace are there to stop him. They're in the ring and throw him into the ropes, Ace kicks him in the gut as Jack begins climbing the top rope. Ace hits his Ace of Spades finisher, and Jack flies off with his Aerial Armageddon!

Shannan Lerch: Yes! The Team of Treachery is decimating them!

Zach Davis: Via unscrupulous means!

Shannan Lerch: You're a nerd.

Torture and Creeping Death are outside, bleeding. Logan rolls in the ring, and all three men raise their arms in the air. Logan quickly takes a mic.

Logan: Now that these three clowns are taken care of.... The Team of Treachery has a wedding to prepare for!

Logan drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, and he and Jack and Ace head to the back, satisfied.

Zach Davis: Well, fans, we have a wedding to prepare for, he's right. Stay tuned for that.

Shannan Lerch: I get so emotional... I can't wait!

Torture and Creeping Death slowly get up, stumbling towards the ramp. Dake Ken is leaving as well. We go to a series of vignettes while the ring is set up, including an Ultimate Showdown video, a Torture/Logan hype video, and a commercial for a Creeping Death/Torture shoot video in which they simply say "heh" back and forth for an entire hour.

Lawnmower Jones/Lonnie Wedding

We come back into the ring where the ring is decked out looking like a wedding chapel. The TOT is in the ring, with Jones anxiously awaiting the arrival of the bride. He is sweating and his face is red. By his side is Logan, who has a smile on his face, Jack of Blades by him, and JJ Biggs next to him. The rest of the TOT is casually standing in the ring. All men are wearing matching black tuxedos. A minister is in the ring as well. He has on black robes, has glasses, and a shiny bald head. Standing on the opposite side of Jones is Linda, Logan's blow up doll (in a blue dress), a weed eater, and a pair of lawn scissors.

Zach Davis: Well, welcome to the Jones' wedding. It's uh, a very, uh, beautiful ceremony.

Shannan Lerch: (Sniffing) It's just so beautiful!

"Here Comes the Bride" plays over the PA system as everyone quickly snaps there heads towards the entrance. Pushed by a WCF staff member, Lonnie Mauer begins rolling down the ramp. She has on a white veil attached from her handlebar.

Shannan Lerch: Oh my lord, isn't she just beautiful?

Zach Davis: No comment.

The crowd seems to be laughing as Lonnie is being pushed. When at ringside, more staff members lift Lonnie into the ring and move the ropes accordingly. Sexton and Beyond quickly help the staff members aid Lonnie's arrival. When in the ring, Lonnie is placed in front of Jones in the chapel. Jones' face is beet red.

Shannan Lerch: I hope I can get married some day!

Zach Davis: You've got……NO CHANCE!

Minister: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today on this beautiful evening of WCF TV to witness the union of a one Lawnmower Jones and a miss Lonnie Mauer.

The crowd laughs. A few members of the TOT try to hush the crowd. Nothing can distract Jones from looking at his fiancé.

Minister: Now, before we get started, I have been told that the groom has written his own vows.

Shannan Lerch: How cute!

Lawnmower Jones: Lonnie, from the moment we met at that convention in Dublin, I knew you were the one who would change my life. I was a wild, rampant, alcoholic, young jerk who didn't know his ABC's from his 1,2,3's-

Zach Davis: Wow, a poet!

Shannan Lerch: SHHHH!!!

Lawnmower Jones: That day, 15 years ago, you turned me into the successful, sober, tamed man, with help from my best friend Logan of course.

The crowd boo's as Logan bows and waves.

Lawnmower Jones: Lonnie, you gave me the power to believe I was something. That I could be historical. You taught me right from wrong. You, Lonnie Mauer, complete me. And you, Lonnie Mauer, had me at hello!

The crowd laughs as a tear comes into Jones' eyes.

Minister: Do you Lonnie Mauer take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband? For sickness or good health? For richer or for poor? Until death do thee part?

A brief silence arises as everyone looks towards Jones to interpret what Lonnie has said. Jones' face goes from awaiting to happy, making it official she has agreed. The crowd laughs.

Minister: And do you, Lawnmower Jones, take Lonnie Mauer to be your lawfully wedded…….wife-

Lawnmower Jones: I DO! I DO! I DO!

Minister: By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife! You may now kiss the bride!

Jones leans in just as "Panic Attack" by Dream Theater hits the PA system. The crowd goes nuts as the New Dynasty makes there way to the ring, wearing cutoff tuxedos. Jones and Logan both have disgusted looks on there face and Logan is hitting the ropes violently.

Zach Davis: Oh yeah! They're here for revenge!

Shannan Lerch: What the hell do they have to do with this? This has nothing to do with them! Get them out of here!

Torture: Now, that was one beautiful ceremony! I mean, Jones, you old dog, how'd you get a lawnmower to marry you?

Jones points at Torture. Logan tries to settle him down.

Torture: Logan, hey buddy! I've heard rumors that the best man was sticking it to the bride!

The crowd cheers loudly as Logan starts shouting his infamous "Shut Up!" around the ring.

Shannan Lerch: That's not true.

Logan grabs a microphone.

Logan: You stupid boudles! What the hell are you doing here? This has nothing to do with you!

Torture: Oh but it does! You see, our invitations must've been lost, so we decided to crash the party! You thought you could get rid of us in that match? We're a lot more tough than that!

The crowd cheers as the New Dynasty begins making there way to the ring. The TOT can be seen in the ring ready to go, and the minister, the gardening tools and the chapel can be seen being removed from the ring. Logan is holding Linda protectively.

Lawnmower Jones: Get the women out of here!

Lonnie is pulled out of the ring in the nick of time, just as the New Dynasty enters the ring. They immediately begin exchanging blows with the TOT, Logan and Tort, CD and Blades, Jones and Nytro. Dake Ken and JJ Biggs trade monster shots, as well as Shaun Sexton and Twister. Ace and Beyond work on J-X. All hell has broken loose. Linda has been thrown to the ground.

Shannan Lerch: Those damned Dynasty boudles!

Torture throws Logan out of the ring, and Nytro throws Jones. Ace and Beyond are destroying J-X but leave the ring as they see Jones and Logan are. JJ Biggs is clotheslined out of the ring by Dake Ken. Before Biggs can get back in, he is pulled back by Blades who has logically rolled out of the ring after seeing the numbers were against him.

Zach Davis: The Dynasty crashes the wedding!

Creeping Death picks Linda up, and Torture pulls out a pin.

Shannan Lerch: NO!

Torture stabs Linda with the pin! She quickly deflates, falling slowly to the ground.


The TOT is regrouped at the entrance ramp, and the cameras focus in on Jones and Logan. They are both visibly pissed off, and Logan is screaming at the New Dynasty.

Logan: Wait til next week! At Ultimate Showdown, Torture, you'll pay for that!

Zach Davis: Unfortunately we have to wait too! Tune into the Ultimate Showdown to see this mayhem continue!

The scene ends as the copyright info appears and we fade to black!