Sunday Slam Intro
Outcast vs Shane Sires
New Dynasty Segment
Reckless Jack/Fantastic Joe vs The Hollywood Dreamteam
TV Title: Thunder vs Twister vs Chris North vs Lawnmower Jones
Ace vs Conrad Howell
JJ Biggs vs Chad Allen
Danny Vice/Jack of Blades vs Skyler Striker/Dake Ken
Torture/Creeping Death vs Devastation, Inc.
WCF Sunday Slam Intro
Glasgow Megasnake by Mogwai blasts over the speakers, and Slam is on the air! We get a quick view of all of the fans and all that jazz before going down to Zach and Shannan as always.
Zach Davis: I'm Zach Davis, here with Shannan Lerch, and welcome to Slam!
Shannan Lerch: We've got a big show tonight, but then again, we have big shows every night. I just hope no one interrupts us this time.
Zach Davis: Nah, I don't think so. In our main event, Torture and Creeping Death are taking on the Tag Team Champions, Chino and JackHammer, so I'm betting they're busy getting ready for that.
Shannan Lerch: It is a non-title match, thank God, since CD and Torture dont deserve a chance at those belts at all. But we know that at School of Pain, Chino and Torture are going one on one for Torture's World Title. The leader of the New Dynasty up against the leader of Devastation, Inc. It sucks a Team of Treachery member isn't involved.
Zach Davis: Speaking of the Team of Treachery, Jack of Blades is teaming up with Danny Vice tonight. And that, my friends, is an interesting combination. They'll be taking on Dake Ken and Skyler Striker.
Shannan Lerch: What is the deal with Jack and Dake? Jack actually helped him last week...
Zach Davis: I have no idea, but I assume we'll find out.
Shannan Lerch: We have a pair of singles matches tonight between the members of the Ace and Biggs tag team and the Sick Individuals. Biggs is taking on Chad Allen, while Ace is taking on Conrad Howell. Both of these guys get a shot at the Tag Titles on Sunday, so these are important matches.
Zach Davis: We've got a Television Title match, with good old Lawnmower Jones taking on Thunder, Twister, and Chris North. This is a big opportunity for these men, and I hope they go for it.
Shannan Lerch: Nah. Team of Treachery member means Jones is winning for sure.
Zach Davis: In an interesting tag match, we have Reckless Jack teaming up with Fantastic Joe. These two are scheduled to go one on one at School of Pain as well, and they're taking on the debuting Hollywood Dreamteam. It'll be interesting to see how these two interact.
Shannan Lerch: And to open up the show, this is actually a pretty big deal... OUTCAST is making his return! And he's up against the newest member of the ToT, Shane Sires.
Zach Davis: Let's get to that right now!
Outcast vs Shane Sires
''God of Thunder'' by KISS hits and the fans pop. Outcast walks out almost like a man possesed. Once again showing no visible emotion, ocassional he will smile, but on a very rare occasion. He slides into the ring and goes to his respected cornor..just waiting.
Zach Davis: Well, here he is ladies and gentlemen, Outcast is back in the World Championship Federation. He always has had a pure hatred for Team of Treachery, and obviously it hasn't changed since he was gone.
Shannan Lerch: It doesn't look like it. He gets a chance tonight to take out the newest member of the Team of Treachery, "The Punisher" Shane Sires.
"Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed plays over the PA System as Shane Sires makes his way out onto the entrance stage, after walking to the end of the entrance stage he leans slightly backwards and raises his arms in the air and screams as red pyros explode all around him. He than walks down the entrance ramp and jumps up on the ring apron and steps over the top rope into the ring. He walks over to the middle of the ropes and pushes the top rope down with his left hand some, he raises the other in the air and than red pyros explode on all four turnbuckles
Zach Davis: Shane last week lost his debut match to Skyler Striker, but we all have to admit, that match was nothing but a blood bath.
Shannan Lerch: Heh, yeah. Look at the size of this guy, it still amazes me. He's freaking huge.
The bell rings and Shane and Outcast meet in the middle of the ring. They stand toe to toe, Outcast looking up at Shane trash talking him, and Shane just staring down at the smaller Outcast, just grinning at all the words that are leaving from Outcasts' mouth. Shane suddenly explodes with a punch on Outcast, but Outcast blocks it. Outcast starts delivering a nice combo of left hands to the face of Shane. Shane is backed up into the corner with Outcast still landing punch after punch into his face. Outcast turns to crowd and showboats to them for a second. He turns back around and Shane grabs him by the throat and tosses him into the turnbuckle. Shane than fires off on Outcasts with a rapid succession of punches and knees to Outcast.
Zach Davis: Outcast appears to be in some trouble here, he needs to get out of that corner quickly.
Shannan Lerch: I guess he won't make the mistake of turning his back to Shane again.
Shane grabs Outcast by the arm and delivers a hard irish whip to him into the turnbuckle across the ring. Outcast slouches in the turnbuckle, and Shane comes at full steam charging at him. Outcast moves out of the way at the last second, causing Shane to fly chest first into the turnbuckle. Shane bounces off of the ring from the momentum and falls to the ground holding his chest. Outcast quickly drops down to the side of Shane and hooks him into a chinlock. The referee kneels down infront of Shane asking him if he wants to give up. Shane keeps shaking his head at the referee letting him know he isn't ready to give up just yet. Shane grabs Outcasts' arm and slowly slides onto his stomach, reversing the chinlock into a chickenwing. Shane moves to one knee and plants the other into the armpit of Outcast, increasing the pressure of the chickenwing. Shane continues wrenching the arm of Outcast to nearly a vertical angle. Outcast is screaming in pain but manages to roll over so his arm is now back infront of him. Outcast runs forward and nails Shane in the face with a knee in the face, sending Shane up onto his feet, stumbling backwards. Outcasts grabs Shane around the waist and by some sort of miracle actually gets Shane up, nailing him with a belly to belly suplex.
Zach Davis: Oh my god! Can you believe that, I have no idea how he got Shane up for that!
Outcast walks over to Shane and picks him up. He sets him up for a suplex, but Shane blocks it. Shane counters it picking Outcast up for a suplex of his own. He throws Outcast split-legged across the top rope, than grabs the rope and starts pulling it up and down, causing Outcast to bounce on the rope.
Shannan Lerch: That...has...got...to...hurt...
Zach Davis: Like you would know, your not a guy.
Shane clotheslines Outcast off of the top rope back into the ring. He picks Outcast up and grabs him by the throat with both hands. Shane picks him up into a chokelift. The referee starts the count for Shane to break it.
Shane tosses Outcast down, who lands nearly neck first onto the mat. Shane heads over to Outcast and begins to stomp on Outcasts' head. He pulls Outcast up, holding him up by the top of his head. Outcast swiftly knees Shane in the gut and delivers a DDT to him. Outcast looks up at the top turnbuckle and than back down at Shane. He grabs Shane by both arms and pulls him near the turnbuckle. Outcast jumps up to the second turnbuckle and jumps off, delivering an elbow drop to Shane's chest. Outcast goes for the cover.
Shane kicks out.
Zach Davis: That was close, Outcast nearly had him there.
Shannan Lerch: Heh, I doubt Outcast can put Shane out this early in the match.
Outcast picks Shane up and goes for an Irish Whip but Shane counters it sending Outcast bouncing off the rope. Shane ducks down setting Outcast up for his patent jumping spinebuster. Outcast however grabs Shane's head and delivers a beautiful swinging neckbreaker. Outcast quickly rises to his feet and grabs Shane's legs. He turns Shane over onto his chest, locking in an Inverted Boston Crab.
Zach Davis: There it is! He has the Mind Rager locked in on Shane!
Shane screams in pain as the referee keeps checking on Shane if he wants to give up. Outcast pulls Shane's legs up more, putting more pressure on Shane's neck. Shane keeps trying to turn from side to side on to his back. Outcast always moves in the opposite direction Shane is trying to roll over to, making it impossible for Shane to roll over. Shane finally is able to swing his hips enough to flip Outcast over. Shane gets up slowly, with an extremely pissed look on his face. He picks Outcast up and sends him flying over the top rope. Shane rolls out of the ring and picks Outcast up by his face. Outcast gets whipped into the ring steps hitting them knees first. Outcast immeidatly flips over the ring steps and grabs his left knee screaming.
Shannan Lerch: Outcast looks like his leg may be severly injured, considering how he's screaming like a baby now.
Zach Davis: Oh would you shut up Shannan? I don't see whats so amusing about him getting injured like that.
Shane walks up onto the ring steps and jumps off of them, delivering a boot into the gut of Outcast. Shane grabs Outcast again and picks him up over his head in a military press. He throws Outcast through the second rope back into the ring. Shane grabs under the ring and pulls out a steel chair, laying it onto the ring steps. Shane slides back into the ring and grabs Outcast, who is now standing, by the arm and sends Outcast into the turnbuckle. Outcast stumbles forward and Shane nails him directly in the middle of his face with a running big boot. Outcast flies back into the turnbuckle, and Shane grabs him again and whips him at the other turnbuckle, but than pulls Outcast backwards, hooking him into a waistlock. Shane jumps up, picking Outcast up with him, and nails him with a jumping spinebuster. Shane goes for the cover.
Outcast gets his shoulder up at the last second.
Shane grabs Outcast by an arm and picks him back up to his feet, he whips Outcast into the ropes but Outcast explodes with a flying forearm into Shane's forehead. Both men now lay on the ground but Outcast makes it to his feet first. Outcast picks Shane up and puts his head in between his legs. Outcast picks Shane up and nails him with a piledriver. Outcast covers Shane, hooking his leg.
The referee breaks the count as Ace runs down the ramp and jumps up on the ring apron. The referee runs over to Ace ordering him to leave. Outcast stands up and looks over in Ace's direction. Shane crawls over to the turnbuckle and grabs the steel chair he laid out on the ring steps. He comes up to one knee and Outcast turns around and walks to Shane. Just as he gets there, Shane jumps around and nails Outcast on the top of his head with the chair, leaving quite a dent in the chair and busting Outcast open. Shane tosses the chair to the outside and Ace hops off the ring apron, walking backwards up the entrance ramp smiling.
Zach Davis: Come on! That isn't fair!
Shannan Lerch: You know the saying: If the ref doesn't see it, he can't call it.
Zach Davis: Outcast has been busted open worse than Ive ever seen in my life. His blood is all over his face and over the mat around him.
Shane stands there, looking down at Outcast smiling, proud of what he had just done to this Team of Treachery hater. Shane leans over Outcasts face and yells at him "What do you think about T.o.T. now, bitch!" Shane than drops over Outcast for the cover.
3.. NO! Outcasts gets his shoulder about two centimeters off of the mat.
Shannan Lerch: Close!
Both men are to their feet... and Metallica's "The Struggle Within" blasts throughout the arena.
Zach Davis: Uh oh.
Shannan Lerch: The new WCF champion!
The action comes to a halt in the middle of the ring, as Outcast, and Shane Sires stare up at the ramp way.
Zach Davis: WCF champion? That's a fake title! I even found the receipt to it last week.
Logan makes his way from the back, fake WCF title draped over his shoulder. He stands at the top of the ramp way, and stares at Outcast.
Shannan Lerch: At any point in time that Outcast and Logan have met it hasn't been friendly.
Zach Davis: You can say that again, these guys have never been friends.
Outcast stares back, and a look of confusion comes over Logan's face before he slips a microphone out from his back pocket.
The crowd cheers in mention of his name.
Logan: I know you're busy over there, but seriously.. what the hell are you doing here? I don't understand it. How many times am I going to have to kick your boudle ass?!
Outcast looks outraged inside the ring, motioning Logan to come to the ring.
Logan: No boudle, I'm not coming to the ring. You, and me.. we're over. I'm tired of wrestling you Outcast, and I won't.
Zach Davis: Logan showing his coward side.
Shannan Lerch: No way, Logan, and Outcast have been going at it since 2000. And, till this day.. Outcast has NEVER beat Logan.
Logan: No more Outcast, you can just find something new. I'm tired of you coming back to WCF with revenge on your mind. Besides, I'm the WCF champion.
Logan lets off a cocky smile, rubbing his hand over the belt.
Zach Davis: That title is as fake as Shannan!
Shannan Lerch: WHAT?!
Logan turns around, shaking his head a little bit before heading backstage.
Zach Davis: Why did he feel the need to interrupt us in the middle of the match?
Shannan Lerch: I don't know-
Shane Sires has rollen up the distracted Outcast from behind!
Zach Davis: WHAT!?
Shannan Lerch: Shane Sires wins!
Zach Davis: He's STOLEN that from Outcast!
Sires smiles and rolls out, while Outcast looks furious.
New Dynasty Segment
"Home" by Three Days Grace plays over the PA as the lights go out, and the crowd begins going biiiiznurko. The lights come on a bit as Torture and Creeping Death along with Dake Ken walk out from the backstage area. Instead of slapping a few hands, Torture and Creeping Death are focused as ever walking straight to the ring. Fast pace walking, too. CD slides into the ring, and Dake Ken and Torture step in. They ask for a mic right away. The fans die down, as Torture begins to speak.
Torture: Lets get to the point. Nate Nytro isn't here tonight. For one reason or another, no one has seen him. I don't know if the Team of Treachery took him out or what. So, right now, the New Dynasty is just us three guys. And I'm pissed.
The crowd looks shocked.
Zach Davis: Did Torture just say the P word?
Shannan Lerch: His tone of voice is not a happy one.
Torture: All week, all I've heard from anyone and everyone was how the numbers game is to our disadvantage? Disadvantage? Are you kidding me? Who has numbers against US? DO YOU KNOW WHO DAKE KEN IS? CREEPING DEATH? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM A WRESTLING ICON! A LIVING GOD DAMN LEGEND! I HAVE PUT WRESTLING ON A WHOLE NEW LEVEL! YOU WANT TO CHALLENGE ME AND PULL SOME BULLSHIT AND PUT ME THROUGH A TABLE? COME MEET ME FACE TO FACE!! I'M RIGHT HERE CHINO! YOU WANT ME COME GET ME!
Creeping Death grabs the mic from Torture as Dake grabs The Tort who is now yelling and throwing his hands around. Torture unbelts the World Title from his waist and throws it down. Dake Ken tries to calm down Torture whose all red and ready to fight. Torture keeps pointing towards the curtain yelling to "COME OUT HERE!!". Dake insists on Torture calming the hell down.
Zach Davis: I think Torture just snapped.
Shannan Lerch: Chino hit a whole new nerve.
Zach Davis: Creeping Death has the microphone..
Creeping Death looks at the cameras with mic in hand.
Creeping Death: ...
CD drops the microphone and Home hits the speakers! CD slides out of the ring as Dake Ken climbs out. Torture hits his back, grabs his World Championship and rolls out through the bottom ropes. CD and Dake walk up the ramp, as Torture just stares at the ramp he's walking on with a face that is so red, you'd think he was a fire truck.
Zach Davis: This is certainly a different Torture..
Shannan Lerch: Either way, Torture is still a bad Champ. Now he's yelling and what not? What a poor Champ.
Zach Davis: I disagree, Lerch. For anyone that didn't see it last week, Chino made a challenge for Tortures World Title at the School of Pain Pay Per View. Torture is not happy about Chino putting him through a table last week..
Shannan Lerch: I'm happy about it.
We cut from the Lerch and Davis to the ring for some more WCF Sunday Night Slam action!
Reckless Jack/Fantastic Joe vs The Hollywood Dreamteam
"Stricken" by Disturbed hits the PA System and Ryan and Michael both make there way onto the entrance stage wearing baggy black leather pants, black boots, and black wristbands that go up their forearm. As they enter the ring, Michael kneels down on one knee and flexes, as Ryan stands behind him and flexes. When they finish their pose, they unzip their black pants and take them off, leaving them in their short red wrestling trunks that say "Dream" in light blue color on the front and "Hollywood" in white color on the back. On the side of their boots is written in white, Dreamteam with a light blue outline.
Pulse of the Maggots by Slipknot hits, and Reckless Jack and Fantastic Joe both run to the ring! They slide in right away, and the bell rings.
Shannan Lerch: Here we go-
Reckless Jack picks Fantastic Joe up and hits a Reckless Killing.
Zach Davis: Why wait the entire match to screw your partner and swerve, I guess?
Jack slides out, and Ryan Johnson pins Fantastic Joe.
Shannan Lerch: That was fast.
Zach Davis: The Hollywood Dreamteam picks up a win for their debut match!
Jack walks to the back, not caring about what he just did.
Television Title Match
Thunder vs Twister vs Chris North vs Lawnmower Jones
“The Enemy” by Godsmack plays over the arena’s sound system signalling the entrance of Chris North. The titantron plays a moving animation declaring Chris North to be the ‘Son of Perfection’ before the camera pans over to the summit of the ramp. North, lets out a roar, before hurtling himself down the ramp and sliding into the ring. He does a generic taunt to get the crowd riled for the following match.
Shannan Lerch: Going to be a fantastic match here next between a quartet of qualified superstars. Much like Chris North, in the ring here, second generation superstar.
Zach Davis: Second generation?
Shannan Lerch: Yeah. Son of perfection. He’s Curt Hennig’s bouncing boy.
Zach Davis lets out an audible sigh as ‘TNT’ by AC/DC replaces ‘The Enemy.’ The camera once again returns to the ramp and demonstrates Twister’s participation as he poses before continuing onwards. Green lights shoot everywhere and smoke comes out of the sides of the tunnel. He gets to the ring, climbs the steps inside, gets in, and does a full frontal flex again to show his abs, biceps, and pecs. The four turnbuckle pyros go off simultaneously, very rapidly. He holds the pose for about ten seconds as the pyro keeps going off. Soon after, both Chris North and Twister get close to each other and begin flinging insults only to be broken up by the ringing of a cash register.
Before they turn around, Thunder has already jumped onto the apron and makes his fashionable arrival. This causes all three of them to start debating their physical abilities while waiting for the champion to arrive.
Zach Davis: All very similar gentleman with all very similar attitudes; should be interesting to see them to react to the eccentricity of Lawnmower Jones.
The words "My Name is Lawnmower Jones, and I Love to Mow!" are heard across the arena. Then, Scottish bagpipes are heard around the arena, as a motor starting then a lawnmower mowing is heard. Lawnmower Jones walks out from the back pushing his lawnmower Lonnie to the ring. He sneers at all the fans and refuses to touch anyone. When he gets ringside, he leaves Lonnie by the lower left ringpost, and slides into the ring. However, while entering, the three other competitors have already prepared themselves for his entrance and pile on top of him to suppress him.
Zach Davis: Good tactics, take out Lawnmower Jones perhaps the most smashmouth and renowned one out there.
The three ‘arrogant’ competitors all continue to rush the grounded Jones with numerous punches. However, the furious crowd begin a huge ‘LONNIE’ chant, which undoubtedly has an effect on Lawnmower Jones. Soon after, he lifts himself from the ground causing the other opponents to stumble backwards. They quickly climb to their feet surprised by Lawnmower Jones who tells them to come forward. Twister agrees, trying to rally the other two to attack in unison, to which they say they will do. And yet, as Twister runs forwards he finds himself alone only to be hiptossed by Lawnmower and then being struck with a Hammerblow to the back. With Lawnmower’s back towards Twister, Thunder and Chris North try to attack him while unaware of their intentions. However, as they grapple him, Lawnmower dispels of Chris North with a backhand and kick to the chest before elbowing Thunder and hitting a Snapmare. Both opponents lift themselves to their feet before being met by chops to the cranium causing them to fall back again. Lawnmower looks proud with himself before peering over at the nearest turnbuckle to Lonnie where Twister has situated himself. The camera shows a sick smile on Twister’s face.
Shannan Lerch: Red mat to a bull.
The camera quickly shows Lawnmower Jones looking irate as he moves towards Twister. However, Thunder and Chris North both make attempts to stop him only for the former to be met with a sidewalk slam and the latter to be thrown out the ring. This leaves Twister completely open. He makes a quick attempt to punch Lawnmower, but he is turned around and instead elbowed in the forehead. Collapsing to the lower rope on the turnbuckle, Lawnmower repeatedly punches Twister in the face at his threat to Lonnie. However, as Jones finishes his berating of Twister, he turns around only to see Chris North on the tope rope. Leaping forwards at Lawnmower, Chris North is caught in a Military Press and then thrown as a missile into the face of Twister causing his nose to bleed due to impact. Chris North tries to crawl away but is prevented by Lawnmower Jones who lifts him into a Crossface Chickenwing. Preparing to choke him out, Lawnmower fails to pay attention to Twister who has raised himself to his feet and dropkicks Lawnmower in the back of the head. Releasing Chris North, Lawnmower falls forward as Twister calls to Thunder, who is hanging on the ropes for composure, to help in Jones’ annihilation. Complying Thunder approaches as Twister lifts Jones into a Front Face Lock. Thunder does the same and they both toss Lawnmower into a vertical suplex.
Zach Davis: Impressive for two people who consider themselves so arrogant that they can’t stand others.
In the ring, Thunder and Twister climb to their feet with Lawnmower Jones still locked in. They throw him over with another vertical suplex before lifting themselves once more, along with Lawnmower and raise him in a similar fashion. However, as this happens, Twister lets go and runs off the ropes causing Thunder to hit a single Vertical Suplex. With no moments in between from the impact, Twister falls forwards and smashes his knee into Jones’ face much to the aplomb of Thunder. Twister offers that they finish him off and Thunder nods, lifting Jones up. While on their shoulders, Thunder and Twister raise him over their heads and toss him upwards preparing for him to land. However, Thunder forces a kick into the stomach of Twister causing him to collapse through the bottom rope wrapping his foot into the apron. He makes an effort to pin Jones.
Quick kick out. Laughing, Thunder looks at Jones and moves towards the top rope as if to finish him off. He is soon distracted by his name being shouted, and turns to see Chris North launch from the top rope and connect a moonsault on his shocked person. Chris North raises himself with a sense of pride about his skills and releases Twister from his apron trap. Raising him to his feet, Twister agrees with Chris North’s act of kindness only to find himself thrown over the rope with a turn and quick-release Belly to Belly.
Shannan Lerch: It’s impossible for these guys to keep going at each other like this. Unless it was the ‘true’ World Champion anyway.
Zach Davis: Torture?
Shannan Lerch just grinds her teeth at Zach who immediately shuts up. In the meantime, Chris North begins smacking his pectoral muscles with adjacent hands in appraisal for being the last man standing. That is until he turns around to be met with an epic ‘Rev The Engine’ which T-bones him to the outside, over the highest rope, and into the announcing table with a powerful slam. With both Twister and Thunder to their feet, Lawnmower Jones hits both of them with a series of Back Body Drops. Moving over to the fallen Twister, Thunder tries to rush Lawnmower from unawares, only to find himself spinned into a Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker. Rolling out in pain, Thunder allows Lawnmower Jones to lift Twister into another Back Body Drop. Driving him to the mat causes a small degree of blood from Twister’s nose to land on Lawnmower Jones. Lawnmower pleased with himself, looks at Lonnie and begins to gesture his love to her in a fashion, for her to only ‘warn’ Jones of the danger behind him, which he demonstrates by cupping his ear. Turning around, however, he is met unprepared by a Flying DDT from Thunder that seems enough to get the pin. Preferring to completely decimate his opponents, Thunder once again returns to Twister and attempts to hit a Swinging Face-Lock Neckbreaker but the victim reacts and catches Thunder with a Catch Neckbreaker of his own. Twister, with all his opponents down, returns to the crowd and shouts obscenities at them even lifting his fingers at his body to suggest himself as the new champion. And yet, as he goads the crowd, he lacks the bearing to see Lawnmower Jones stand and walk closely behind him. Realising that something must be going on, he gasps before having his arm slung and falling backwards with a Russian Leg Sweep. However, as they go backwards, Lawnmower swings his arm forwards and forces a fist directly into the face of Twister, furthering the damage to his nose.
Zach Davis: The nostrils are just gushing blood at this moment.
With both Thunder and Chris North both regaining their composure, they go to attack Jones with Chris North moving quicker and only to find himself rolled through into a pin with a seated Jones holding his legs back.
Little trouble for Chris North to heighten his legs further. At this, Jones pulls Chris North through and wraps his arms around his opponent’s hips as if to hit a Wheelbarrow Suplex. Instead, he spins Chris North around as if he were a battering ram and using him to drive into the chest of Thunder. He releases the clutch causing both Chris North and Thunder to fly against the ropes. Jones soon lines them up and leans them against it before whipping them and clutching them around the neck. Leaping backwards, Jones hits a Choketoss on each victim and moves once again to his feet. Focusing on Chris North and Thunder, Lawnmower Jones fails to see the flying Big Boot of Twister connect with his cheek and power him downwards. Twister soon does the same as he falls onto a knee and checks on his injured nose.
Shannan Lerch: Come on, Twister is just a New Dynasty reject. That's bad.
Thunder is to his feet, while North has rollen out of the ring. Thunder hits a few knees to Twister's face, then lifts him up... He hits the Thunder and Lightning!
Zach Davis: Thunder has the TV Title in the bag!
Thunder goes for the pin!
NO! Jones pulls him off and tosses him out of the ring. He then quickly grabs Twister and puts him in the Jonesmission! Twister promptly gives up.
Shannan Lerch: Lawnmower Jones retains!
Zach Davis: That was ridiculous. Thunder had it won! Jones stole it!
Shannan Lerch: Either way, Jones is the one with the belt.
Jones heads to the back, while Thunder looks on.
Ace vs Conrad Howell
The camera pans over a few audience members who jump around and ape certain phrases excited at the television debut. However, this is soon stopped by the speaker system kicking into life. As "Skin on skin" by Queens of the Stone Age plays over the sound system, the lights go dim and you can only just make out the stage. About a minute into the song the lights come back on as pyro rains down from the top of the screen. We then see Ace at the top of the ramp. Halfway down he turns in a half circle whilst raising his arms, he then turns back around shrugging his arms before pointing to himself. When he gets to the ring he hops up onto one knee onto the apron. He looks into the audience smiling, soaking up the reaction. He then gets up onto the apron fully and goes over to the closest turnbuckle and climbs to the middle rope and points to himself. He then hops down and takes off his entrance jacket and pants revealing his wrestling tights, waiting for the match to begin.
Shannan Lerch: It’s one half of the number one contendership for the WCF Tag Team Titles, Ace Resoland, the true contendership anyway.
Zach Davis: Don’t forget the Sick Individuals, they have just as much right to be in the match as Ace, Biggs or Devastation Inc.
Shannan Lerch: Yes, I forget one member winning a World Championship and Television Title and the other reaching the semi-finals of the Tag Tournament as well as being a member of numerous exclusive tag teams with the like of Blades and Miyazaki.
Zach Davis: Shut up.
“In bed with quinsy” by Albannach starts to play; the crowd gives a mixed reaction, as Conrad Howell with the lovely Shanon walk out to the center of the entrance. Conrad sticks his arms out to the side and tilts his head to look up as Shanon stands behind him with her arms around his waist. After a few seconds of posing, a pyro archway fires down the aisle as Conrad and Shanon make their way to the ring, while Conrad bounces to the music. Conrad stops at the ring side area and watches Shanon walk up the ring steps onto the ring apron. She then turns and leans against the ropes facing Conrad and flips backwards over the top rope into the ring. Conrad then starts bouncing from one foot to the other in sync with the drums, and then slides in the ring as Shanon walks over and sits on the top turnbuckle. Conrad backs in front of her and raises his arms as she takes his shirt off while his music fades.
Shannan Lerch: It’s pretty obvious that this will be a closed encounter for the veteran, Mr. Resoland.
Zach Davis: About as closed as I hope your mouth will be throughout the match?
Shannan Lerch: About as closed as how many times you...close with a woman when...out there.
Zach Davis: That doesn’t even make any sense.
Ace examines Conrad Howell who does a neat strike demonstration in thin-air to present his martial arts skills. Ace looks unphased, that is until Conrad Howell signals to play on his ground and goes to grapple. Ace seems as if to comply lock up but instead hits a Dropsault right to the chest of Conrad Howell, who falls down in pain and then shocked at Ace’s cunning. Howell quickly brings himself to his feet and goes for a Brazilian Jitsu Kick that Ace ducks, allowing him free access to bounce off the ropes and connect with a Dragging Clothesline as Conrad lands. Soon dragged to his feet, Conrad finds himself hooked over and pulled through into a Fisherman Buster. The crowd does a usual gasp of sympathy for the move before Ace covers.
A very noticeable kick out showing a very lively Conrad. Angry, Ace follows his attack by lifting The Wolf up and into a corner and whips him towards its opposite turnbuckle.
Shannan Lerch: What did I say?
Zach Davis: Something about closing with women. Badly.
Shannan Lerch: Before that?
Zach Davis: Something about Ace being the subordinate to Torture that both him and you are so very much is going to have an easy time. Which doesn’t look to be true.
Zach’s commentary proves true as Conrad diverts himself to the lowest segment of the turnbuckle and wraps himself around the ropes. Ace, who is chasing after, doesn’t have an opportunity to avoid Howell and instead collides into him allowing Howell to wrap his opponent’s arms with his legs and arms and pull against the rope for extra tort. An illegal move, the referee counts to two with Howell releasing early and Ace falling forward struggling to cool his arms. Howell is chided by the referee for the hold before noticing that Ace is regaining his composure. He pulls on the top rope and springs on top of it as he prepares for Ace to turn to face him. Ace does so and Howell jumps off. However, he fails to see Ace also jump until he feels the impact of an excellently formed Dropkick into his face.
Shannan Lerch: Nobody dropkicks better than Ace. Proof positive.
Zach Davis: Nobody gambles away a fortune better than him either.
Ace and Howell both fall onto the floor after their mid-air collision with Ace, the attacker, obviously getting the better of the face-off. Ace collects Howell and puts him against a rope as if to run him towards the other but instead Howell becomes infuriated dropping Ace with a tackle and placing a Jujitsu Scissors around his body and flurrying him with punches. The referee manages to prevent Howell from any further attack and avoid a disqualification, allowing Ace a few moments to get to another set of ropes. Out of breath, Ace tries to rest until he sees a motivated Wolf move towards him. Raising his legs in a desperate attempt to stop his opponent, Ace is caught in mid-air. Adjusting the legs over his shoulders, Howell turns and spins Ace out into a turning Powerbomb. Instead of going for a cover, Howell raises Ace’s legs around his head once more and makes a powerful struggle to lift him. He does so and as he prepares for another Powerbomb, Ace rolls over Howell, clutches onto his neck and breaks him down into a Swinging Neckbreaker. With Howell still trapped by Ace, they move to their feet and are dropped once again by another Neckbreaker from Ace. This happens once more before Ace pins.
Howell rolls out of the cover causing a frustrated Ace Resoland to pop himself back up, raise Howell to a slump and hit his legs repeatedly with kickboxer-esque foots. With Howell pretty much drained, Ace follows up by using an X-Factor Facebuster. Rolling over instead of pinning, Ace bounces on his upper-back and drives a grounded Lionsault into the torso of Howell and remains for a cover.
Howell kicks out.
Shannan Lerch: Known as the Acesault, a pretty original move.
Zach Davis: Huh, and a pretty original name.
Ace smacks his arms against the ropes in frustration at Howell’s reserves before looking to rush Howell when he reaches his feet. Howell does so and Ace runs forward but instead finds himself drove into a Tilt-A-Whirl Piledriver. Conrad quickly jumps onto a nearby rope and signals for the Full Moon. Flying he does a perfect moonsault much to appraisal of the crowd but Ace regains his senses ducks underneath it and as Conrad hits nothing but Canvas flies with a Split Leg Moonsault. Rolling through, Ace prepares for Howell to once again try to get to his feet and as he does so connects with a staple of his moveset, ‘The Cards Under The Table’, which being a type of Shining Wizard to the rear of the skull. Ace goes fr another pin.
No, Howell again kicks out.
Shannan Lerch: What does it take to beat this guy?
Ace picks Howell up, but Howell starts fighting back now. Ace goes to kick him, but Howell catches it and shoves him away. Howell knees him in the gut, then executes the Quick Drop With A Sudden Stop!
Zach Davis: That's his finisher!
Shannan Lerch: WHAT?!
Zach Davis: One half of the Sick Individuals has gotten a win!
Howell slides out of the ring, a smile on his face, while Ace looks angry, of course. Everyone who loses always looks angry. Howell heads to the back.
JJ Biggs vs Chad Allen
The bell rings. Biggs and Allen begin to circle each other inside of the squared-circle. Simultaneously, they lunge forward and they lock up in the center of the ring. After a few moments, Biggs raises a knee and he jams it into the chest of Allen. Biggs grabs him and he throws him off the far ropes. Upon return, Biggs takes Allen down with a Big Boot. Biggs walks around the ring for a moment, rubbing the back of his head and grimacing with an evident look of pain on his face. While Biggs is walking around, Allen climbs to his knees. Biggs walks over to Allen, but Chad nails Biggs in the crotch. Biggs stumbles around the ring holding onto his crotch, before falling down onto the mat. The referee warns Allen, but he doesn't listen as he walks over to his fallen opponent.
Zach Davis: That had to hurt!
Shannan Lerch: Ew.
Allen grabs Biggs by the hair and he pulls him up to his feet. He irish whips Biggs into the far corner and the impact at which he hits echoes throughout the arena. Allen backs into the opposite corner and he charges at Biggs. A few feet away, "The Suicide King" jumps into the air and he drills Biggs with a Big Splash. He backs away, allowing Biggs to stumble forward out of the corner. Chad Allen grabs JJ's head and he lowers it down. Moments later, he immediately starts drilling Biggs in the face with a series of knee strikes. Once he finishes, he releases his hold on Biggs, but immediately delivers a stiff kick to the mid-section. He grabs Biggs, places his head between his legs, and he lifts him up in the air vertically. He then drops Biggs on his head with a Piledriver. Chad Allen goes for the pinfall attempt as the referee slides over to make the count, 1..........2........KICK OUT!
Zach Davis: JJ Biggs hasn't been able to do much of anything in this match so far.
Shannan Lerch: It could be because "The Suicide King" Chad Allen just has more talent.
Allen slowly climbs back to his feet, pulling Biggs up, as well. JJ Biggs is having a hard time staying on his feet, but Allen keeps him up long enough to drop him on his head once again with a DDT! Allen thinks about going for a pinfall attempt, but instead he climbs back to his feet. He grabs Biggs and he pulls him up. He kicks Biggs in the mid-section and he places his head under his arm. Eventually, he lifts Biggs up off the mat and he holds him in the air vertically. Allen shows a great deal of strength as he holds Biggs up in that position for a few moments, allowing all of the blood to rush to Biggs' head. He then drops straight down to the mat which causes Biggs' head to bounce off of it. Allen seems to be enjoying himself as he has a smile on his face as he slowly gets up to his feet. He walks to the closest corner and he stays there for a moment. After a few seconds, Allen runs out of the corner, jumps high into the air, and drives the point of his knee onto the forehead of JJ Biggs. Allen immediately hooks the leg and the referee slides over to make the count once again, 1............2.........KICK OUT!!!!
Zach Davis: It's become obvious that "The Suicide King" has come into this match with a gameplan. He has spent the entire time working on the injured head of Biggs and he seems to be doing a good job of it.
Shannan Lerch: Yeah. It looks like Biggs is having a hard time even standing on his own feet. I bet he doesn't even know where he is.
Allen slaps the mat before climbing back to his feet. He walks around the ring for a moment, before grabbing Biggs by the head and pulling him up to his feet. He goes to throw Biggs off the ropes, but Biggs suddenly comes to life and he reverses it. Allen runs off the far ropes and he comes back at full speed. Reaching deep down, Biggs lunges forward and he takes Allen down with a clothesline! Both men are down in the ring and Biggs is clutching his head with both hands. Allen is slowly beginning to make his way back up to his feet. Allen seems to be angry now as he walks over to Biggs and he tries to pick him up, but Biggs grabs Allen and he quickly rolls him up as the referee counts, 1.........2......KICK OUT!
Zach Davis: JJ Biggs almost caught Chad Allen by surprise right there!
Shannan Lerch: Yeah! JJ Biggs is obviously in a lot of pain right now, but he's still carrying on with the match.
Allen slaps the mat in frustration as he slowly climbs back to his feet. He grabs Biggs by the hair and he pulls him up to his feet. Allen hits Biggs with a couple of right hands, pushing him back against the ropes. Allen turns around and he runs in the direction of the opposite ropes. He bounces off of them and he runs in JJ's direction at full speed. JJ moves forward and he catches Allen with a powerful spinebuster that knocks him to the mat. Both men are down in the center of the ring as the referee begins to count.
Zach Davis: Someone has to get up!
And eventually, Biggs is up. Allen is up too, however. The two begin trading blows but Biggs kicks him in the gut, lifts him up.. BIGGS IMPLANT! Biggs makes the pin!
Shannan Lerch: JJ Biggs, from the Team of Treachery, is victorious!
Zach Davis: I don't know how he did it?!
Shannan Lerch: Now, to see if Biggs and Ace can win at the PPV!
Biggs slides out, holding his head, and walks to the back.
Danny Vice/Jack of Blades vs Skyler Striker/Dake Ken
Zach Davis: And we come to the tag match seeing Skyler Striker and Dake Ken face off against Danny Vice and the Hardcore champion, Jack of Blades.
Shannan Lerch: Interesting here. Something weird is going down between Jack and Dake, and I want to find out what it is. It could be anything.
Zach Davis: As opposed to the other two men in this match. And I'm just receiving word, Dake Ken vs Jack of Blades has, indeed, been signed for School of Pain.
Shannan Lerch: Of course. And as for Striker and Vice, their problems with each other couldn’t be more obvious. Skyler and Danny have had a bone to pick with each other from the start, and Skyler has already stated that their match at School of Pain will be a ladder match.
Zach Davis: It looks like a clear cut advantage for Vice and Blades. On one side, you have the Hardcore Champion and Danny Vice, whereas on the other side you have Dake Ken and a weakened, injured Skyler Striker.
Shannan Lerch: Well let’s just get underway and see what happens!
"Rookie" by Boy Sets Fire plays. The lights of the arena go out for several seconds. Two spotlights with strobe-like effects shine at the top of the ramp where Danny "The Vagrant" Vice stands. His arms are at his sides, bent at the elbow with his hands pointing upwards. His hands form two SuFis (middle, ring finger, and thumb extended). He lets out one loud scream then runs to the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope.
Zach Davis: Vice must just be desperate to get his hands on a weakened Striker after what’s happened to his family over the last few days.
Das Duell by Ennio Morricone plays. There's a short blackout before the arena is enveloped in bright crimson light. A solitary spotlight focuses on Jack of Blades through the blackout and then leaves when it turns red. The opening image of Jack is him kneeling cradling his face. When the whistling begins in his theme music he moves his hands back and slicks his hair revealing an insane grin of ecstasy. He walks to the ring muttering things to himself but in a very controlled manner. At the ring, he turns right and slides in. When in, he runs diagonal to the turnbuckle. He jumps onto the second rope and remains static before spinning off and running back towards the camera and mounting himself on the ropes. He then proceeds to run the opposite diagonal direction (so his movements have created a 'V') and jumps on the turnbuckle. This time he reveals a red rose from his trenchcoat pocket raises it up beyond his head before catching it in his other and crushing it. The entrance ends with Jack still on the turnbuckle while rose petals fall in front of him.
Shannan Lerch: And his partner the hardcore champion. It looks like a good team.
The lights in the arena go out, before the first powerful bends from Steve Vai's "Bad Horsie" can be heard over the PA system. As the guitar notes stretch in the bends lights from below the stage illuminating the entrance way and part of the ramp. As the notes fade back into a chunking rhythm the lights fade as well. When the second set of bends come in, the lights come back, brighter. They as well fade though as the notes fade back in to the chunking, galloping rhythm. The final time as Vai hits harmonics, and bends them, the lights are pronounced enough to make the entire rampway light up. All goes to black though as the song pauses in silence. As the signature sound of a horse is heard over the speakers the lights come up a bit to make things visible once again. As the songs powerful, low bass line starts up a light on the stage pulses with the bass. Soon the guitar of Steve Vai kicks into action with a heavy galloping rhythm similar to the pervious, and is only accented by the loud pyro that goes along with it. At this point Dake Ken walks out from behind the curtain. Black glasses on, hair looking stylishly unkempt, trimmed black beard and black tights with gold designs around his name in gold down the legs. Dake stands in the entry way for a moment, smiling half way, smirking, like he always does. He looks out to the crowd, then after the pause, he begins to walk down the ramp. He leisurely walks down the ramp, as though it is nothing more than a walk in the park. When he gets to the ring, he stops again, and looks in the ring. He turns and walks to the stairs and begins to climb them. He slowly climbs the stairs and stands on the apron for a moment. Before stepping in the ring he looks out at the crowd, wipes his feet and steps in through the ropes. He walks, with out any other distraction, to the other side of the ring and hands his glasses to the designated person to give them too. He then grabs on to the top rope, he pulls it as he squats down, stretching him self out. After a moment he returns to a standing position and prepares to begin business as Steve Vai's guitar fades away into echo.
Zach Davis: Dake Ken is in the ring.. and now we await the final man!
’Your Fate’ and ‘My Destiny’ shoot in big letters toward the viewer’s sight of the TitanTron as the opening riff for ‘Deadly Game’ hits and the lights flash black and white until the main intro comes in, and Skyler arrives on the stage to massive pops. Skyler is propped up with a crutch under his left arm supporting his left leg and his right arm is in a sling. Skyler hardens his gaze and walks to the ring, dropping his crutch on the outside and removing his sling. He rolls into the ring and stretches his muscles, nodding to Ken and glaring at Vice.
Shannan Lerch: And here we go.
The bell rings and it is Striker and Blades that lock up. Blades gets the better of Striker and throws Striker over his head in a belly to belly suplex. Striker hits the mat hard and Jack turns to see Vice in the corner, yelling to tag him in. Jack laughs and refuses him, grabbing Skyler by the head and hitting a jawbreaker which forces Skyler to the mat. Blades hits the ropes and comes back with a fist drop on Striker, and hooks Striker’s leg.
Skyler kicks out.
Zach Davis: First pin attempt of the match!
Blades gets to his feet and looks to Vice again, but still will not tag and lifts Skyler to his feet. Blades goes to the back of Striker and locks his arms around, hitting a German suplex on the Fatebringer. Jack cackles and stands over Striker, moving to his left leg and putting an ankle lock on. Skyler begins screaming in pain and Dake jumps into the ring, hitting a shining wizard on Blades. Vice sees this and jumps into the ring, and nails a nasty clothesline on Ken. This leaves Vice as the only standing man of the four and he emits a savage cry, hitting the ropes and baseball sliding Striker out of the ring. As Striker stands, Vice hits the ropes and dives through on the rebound, hitting a suicide spear on Striker!
Zach Davis: He’s risking everything he can to get back at Striker!
Shannan Lerch: He has good reason to.
Meanwhile, in the ring, Jack of Blades does not waste any time getting to his feet and as Ken also rises, Blades hooks in a front facelock on him and follows up with a spinning sitout facebuster to Ken!
Zach Davis: The Joker’s Wild! Blades just nailed his finisher!
Shannan Lerch: But Striker’s the legal man, not Ken!
Blades knows this full well and rolls out of the ring, and finds both Vice and Striker on the floor. Blades lifts Striker and rolls him into the ring, and instead of lifting his partner up, he grabs him by the arm and lifts him half way to his feet before whipping him into the stairs! Blades laughs and rolls back into the ring, with Ken still knocked out. Blades stands Striker and executes a mean JackyT!
Zach Davis: Blades is hot tonight!
Shannan Lerch: Go Jack! Pin him, pin him!
Blades does exactly that and hooks Striker’s leg.
3-NO! Striker kicks out!
Zach Davis: Here’s that resiliency that Striker has shown in the past!
Shannan Lerch: That’s bs. Total bs. He shouldn’t have kicked out of that, it had to be three.
Blades is furious, but Danny Vice tags himself in. He immediately goes on the attack at Striker, and Blades looks incredulous. The ref forces him out. Danny picks Striker up, but Striker pushes him away and tags in Dake Ken.
Zach Davis: Here comes the member of the New Dynasty!
Dake enters the ring and runs at Vice, but Vice catches him with a big Dropkick. Dake drops down, and Vice catches him with a Shining Wizard!
Shannan Lerch: Ouch!
Vice immediately locks in the Vicelock! After several seconds, Dake Ken has no choice. He taps out.
Zach Davis: I don't believe it!
Dake rolls out of the ring, and Blades enters. For some reason, Vice rolls out. Jack stands with his hands raised but fails to see Danny Vice sneak in behind him with a chair in hand! Vice smashes the chair across Blades’ back and a mic is thrown to him.
Danny Vice: Jack, you think you’re so hardcore, you can do it alone? It’s a tag match – two members! I can be just as hardcore as you can be!
As Vice is speaking, however, he fails to see Skyler Striker getting to his feet with a sledgehammer in hand. Striker nails the hammer across Vice’s skull and grabs the mic.
Skyler Striker: You’re hardcore? You haven’t beaten me cleanly yet, Danny. The winner of our ladder match at School of Pain? They become the #1 Contender to the Hardcore Championship!
Shannan Lerch: Wow! What a stipulation.
Zach Davis: We have Striker vs Vice for the Hardcore Title contendership, and Jack vs Dake for the Hardcore Title itself! This should be great.
Jack is heading up the ramp, taking a long look at Vice and Striker. He disappears behind the curtain.
Shannan Lerch: Either way, this isn't the last these men have heard from each other...
Torture/Creeping Death vs Devastation, Inc.
Zach Davis: Main event time!
Shannan Lerch: World Champ.. and Creeping Death... against the Tag Champs.
Cowboys from Hell by Pantera plays on the PA system as Angel Black comes through the curtain. A few seconds JackHammer and Chino come through, wearing the WCF Tag Team Titles. JackHammer walks down to the ring with stone look on his face while Chino walks down with a cocky grin. Both men climb up the steps, Both then look at each other and nodd then step over the top rope.
Zach Davis: And there are the Tag Champs. Devastation, Inc.
"Home" by Three Days Grace plays over the PA as the lights go out, and the crowd begins going biiiiznurko. The lights come on a bit as Torture, with the WCF World Title, and Creeping Death, still with a stern look on his face, walk out from the backstage area. They walk down to the ring slapping a few hands along the way. CD slides in under the bottom rope as Torture uses the steps and goes through the ropes. Inside the ring, CD gives his crucifix pose while Torture throws his hands into the air, very much to the crowd's approval.
Shannan Lerch: Let's go, Devastation Inc., let's go!
Torture and Chino jaw-jack at eachother. Creeping Death wastes no time and launches himself at JackHammer, surprising the big man with a dropkick. JackHammer stumbles to the corner while Torture and Chino begin punching at eachother's head. JackHammer comes out of the corner like a monster, clotheslining CD out of his boots. The ref instructs Torture and Chino to go to their corners, and after knocking Torture down, Chino does so. Tort gets right back up though, and goes to his corner, not taking his eyes off Chino.
Zach Davis: Torture is focused.
JackHammer grabs CD by his throat and lifts him up with both hands. CD kicks at JackHammer's ribs until he is dropped. CD springboards off the second rope and turns back towards JackHammer, sitting on his shoulders, and hitting a hurricanrana! JackHammer rolls through and gets met with a flying clothesline. JackHammer stumbles back to the corner again. Like before, he comes out with a clothesline, but it's ducked. CD tags in Torture quickly.
Shannan Lerch: CD, being a coward and getting out of the match.
Tort comes in like a madman. Punching and kicking. With JackHammer reeling, he stops and just points to Chino. JackHammer goes to tag in Chino, but instead kicks Tort right in the face, knocking him down, THEN tags in Chino.
Zach Davis: Good tag team wrestling by the Champs, I'd say.
Chino stomps at Torture as he's down. JackHammer distracts the ref as Chino goes and stomps on Torture's nuts. As this happens, CD flies off the top rope. Chino catches him, though. Torture, using all his muscle, picks up both men a few feet off the ground, and drops them, CD hitting a DDT on Chino!
Zach Davis: That was over five hundred pounds! Torture is pumped up!
Shannan Lerch: Who are the legal men?
Zach Davis: I have no idea, and I doubt the ref does either.
JackHammer is in the ring, and Creeping Death is up. JackHammer runs at him and Clotheslines him over the top, sending both men flying outside, and leaving Torture and Chino in the ring. Chino slowly gets up and Torture grabs him, but whatever Torture is trying to do, Chino is simply too big. Chino pushes Torture away, and Torture bounces off the ropes and goes for a Clothesline. Chino ducks it and then drops Torture with a Reverse DDT. Chino goes for the pin.
No, Torture kicks out.
Shannan Lerch: Damn it! Looked like a three to me!
Chino picks Torture back up and throws him to a turnbuckle. He picks Tort up and onto the top, then climbs up with him. He picks him up onto his shoulders...
Zach Davis: No.. how the hell...
Chino hits a top rope Death Valley Driver! The crowd gasps, and Chino goes for the pin.
Shannan Lerch: No one has pinned Torture in a LONG time, I can't even remember when, but Chino has!
NO! Creeping Death dives into the ring and pushes Chino off. Torture rolls out and CD hits lots of kicks directly to Chino's head. Creeps then bounces off the ropes and hits a Dropkick to the head, sending Chino down. CD quickly follows up by jumping to the top rope and hitting a Double Rotation Moonsault! Pin!
No! Chino kicks out.
Zach Davis: Creeping Death almost had it.
Shannan Lerch: Not even close.
Torture is back in the ring now, as is JackHammer, and they're brawling. And once Chino and Creeping Death are up, EVERYONE is brawling. Torture throws JackHammer out of the ring, and then grabs Chino from behind. Creeping Death runs at him and goes to Clothesline him, but Chino ducks! CD hits Torture by mistake, sending Tort out of the ring. In an instant, Chino hits the RKK!
Zach Davis: I don't believe it!
Chino goes for the pin!
Shannan Lerch: YYEESS!
Zach Davis: Chino and JackHammer have defeated Torture and Creeping Death!
And in an instant, Conrad Howell and Chad Allen are in the ring. They're assaulting Chino and JackHammer.
Shannan Lerch: What the? Come on, they just beat Creeping Death, they deserve a celebration.
Zach Davis: The Sick Individuals aren't waiting until School of Pain to get some!
The two brawl back and forth, until ZAFIRAH runs out from the back!
Shannan Lerch: The third Devastation, Inc. member! We haven't seen her in a while!
She jumps onto the apron, Springboards up and hits the Game Over onto Conrad Howell! Chad Allen runs at her, but she throws him right out of the ring.
Zach Davis: Well, Zafirah has just attacked-
Before Zach can finish talking, Ace and JJ Biggs are in the ring too! They attack Zafirah, and then throw her out of the ring!
Shannan Lerch: So.. much.. interference... go Team of Treachery!
Seeing as they're in the ToT, after dealing with Zafirah, they then start kicking away at New Dynasty member, Creeping Death. Chino and JackHammer are up, and they're attacking Torture.
Zach Davis: Torture and Creeping Death are totally outnumbered here! I don't know if there is anyone else left to run out!
The lights go out. Back to the Mad by Texas Faggot hits.
Shannan Lerch: I know that music! What the hell!?
Zach Davis: Can it be?!
The lights come back on, and NEO is in the ring!! Ace and Biggs immediately turn to him, but he runs at Ace and hits the Hating You!! Ace rolls out, and Neo then runs at Biggs and manages to hit the New End!
Shannan Lerch: Damn you Neo! Get the hell out of here!
Chino and JackHammer wisely roll out of the ring on their own, leaving only Neo, Creeping Death, and Torture in the ring.
Zach Davis: Is Neo part of the New Dynasty!?
Shannan Lerch: I don't know Zach!
Zach Davis: And we're out of time! See you at the Pay Per View.... School of Pain!
The copyright info appears as Torture is to his feet, raising his Title, as Chino looks at him, determined. We fade out.