Sunday Slam Intro
Skyler Striker vs David Alastair vs Neo
The Unholy Alliance vs Sick Individuals
Creeping Death vs Kencedro
Danny Vice Segment
Logan/JJ Biggs vs Outcast/Reckless Jack
Creeping Death Promo
Torture/Dake Ken/Nate Nytro vs Chino/JackHammer/Zafirah
WCF Sunday Slam Intro
Glasgow Megasnake by Mogwai blasts, as always, and yet another edition of Sunday Slam is on the air! We pan around the crowd before going to Shannan and Zach.
Zach Davis: Welcome to Slam! This is our last stop before Creeping Death's XIII show, and I can't wait to find out how that is going to be.
Shannan Lerch: Shitty, I'm sure. I'm really really hoping he doesn't want me to announce for it.
Zach Davis: Well, his New Dynasty will be in action tonight. Torture, Dake Ken, and Nate Nytro are all teaming up to take on all of Devastation, Inc. That is Chino, JackHammer, and Zafirah.
Shannan Lerch: They've recently lost the Tag Titles, and Chino was not able to win the World Title. They'll be out for revenge, for sure.
Zach Davis: And Chino surely must want to prove he deserves another shot, though I'm sure most of us already think that.
Shannan Lerch: Well, on the other side of things, we have a man with the Tag Team gold, JJ Biggs, teaming with Logan to take on Outcast and Reckless Jack.
Zach Davis: Ace and Biggs won the Tag Titles at School of Pain, but like most of you know by now, he has retired. Biggs is currently holding both of the belts by himself.
Shannan Lerch: Outcast and Reckless Jack is an interesting team. They pretty much hate each other, right? But they hate the other team too... so this should be interesting.
Zach Davis: We've got the man of the hour, Creeping Death, going one on one with the returning Kencedro. There has been backstage tension with these two, and that is about all there is to it. Kencedro is also a former member of Devastation, Inc. and obviously the New Dynasty isn't all that fond of them.
Shannan Lerch: We have another tag match, with the new team, The Unholy Alliance, Thunder and Brian Cage, going up against the Sick Individuals. The Sick Individuals were unable to win their Tag Team Titles, but perhaps a win over the new People's Champion will help them greatly.
Zach Davis: And, finally, we have another return. David Alastair is returning to the ring, in a Triple Threat with Neo and Skyler Striker. This is a pretty interesting match. Striker is going on to face Jack of Blades soon for the Hardcore Title, while Neo is trying to prove himself as a strong singles competitor. Surprisingly, Neo is NOT a member of the New Dynasty.
Shannan Lerch: Well gee, I can't imagine why he wouldn't want to be!
Zach Davis: Well, I don't see him in the Team of Treachery, either, that's for sure. Let's get to the matches.
Skyler Striker vs David Alastair vs Neo
Zach Davis: Now it’s time for the triple threat match between returning star David Alastair, Neo, and the number one contender to Jack of Blades’ Hardcore Championship, Skyler Striker!
Shannan Lerch: Well, Alastair is going to have ring rust, and Striker should still be worn out from School of Pain…
Zach Davis: After two weeks?
Shannan Lerch:… so I’m pulling for Neo on this one.
Zach Davis: Well, Skyler’s the one who’s had the most recent experience, and he still hasn’t been pinned, so he should by logical reasoning have the biggest advantage.
Lights dim and you see a person’s shadow kick-boxing on a brickwall with sounds of steam and a person training with a punching bag. Synchronized steam surrounds the entrance ramp. After a few moments, the hard guitar techno of Texas Faggott’s “Back to Madd” blares from the speakers. Neo appears as you see the screen fade to black with two words popping on-screen saying “New” in green letters and “End” in white letters. During this brief sequence, Neo has already ran and slid into the ring. He hops onto his feet as the screen fades in to a close-up of Neo’s red eyes. The screen then fades out again, but the left eye remains as a green “N” and white “E” appear to complete his name. Neo then points to the screen and mock-fires his finger as the red eye receives a bullet-hole on the mega screen.
Shannan Lerch: Go Neo! New End!
Zach Davis: *sigh*…
The beginning of "Moonshield" by In Flames introduces a sheet of light fog, which cover the entrance way. Seen at the right angle, one can manage to see a figure standing behind the fog. About 49 second into the song, an entourage of sound hits the WCF Arena as David Alastair (in his hooded trenchcoat) steps out of the fog. A mix of cheers and jeers reign down on David, but he inhales, exhales, and looks around, as if scanning the path before him. "Tired of dull ages, I walk the same ground, collecting the tragedies still... Hollow ambitions in a hollow mind carried my cross to the hill..." rings into the sound system, David spreads his arms outward and stays like that until the chorus comes in.
Zach Davis: Here’s the returning star, David Alastair!
Shannan Lerch: Doesn’t look any different to before.
The arena goes black as the lights shut off. The incredibly fast opening riff to ‘Date With Destiny’ hits the arena and white pyro starts raining down from just above the stage. Skyler Striker appears on stage and makes the Fatebringer sign to incredibly loud cheers as the first verse hits. He looks around the arena and spreads his arms, pointing with his fists to both sides next to him. He brings his arms forward and pulls them back in a launching manoeuvre and sprints to the ring as the second verse is halfway through. Skyler slides into the ring as the pre-chorus hits and stands, giving the Fatebringer sign once more. Skyler then jumps onto the turnbuckle and gives the Fatebringer sign before doing a complete backflip back to his feet. He repeats this with the opposite turnbuckle. As he waits in the middle of the ring, ‘fade and soon recede’ is sung, and Skyler lowers his head and waits for the following line. ‘You will see’ hits and Skyler snaps his head up, pointing into the camera, and once more gives the Fatebringer sign as ‘date with destiny’ finishes the chorus. The song starts fading as Skyler readies himself, and the crowd begin chanting ‘STRIKER, STRIKER!’
Zach Davis: And the number one contender for the Hardcore Title is here! The crowd seem to be favouring him!
Shannan Lerch: Well, this match isn’t even hardcore, so that means nothing whatsoever. And since when have the fans decided the winner of a match? Can we get a ring bell please?!
The bell rings and all three men circle each other. Striker hits the ropes and aims to come back with a clothesline but Neo and Alastair join arms and double clothesline Striker instead. Striker falls to the mat and Alastair baseball slides him to the outside, where both men follow him. Neo stands Striker and both men grab a hold of one of Striker’s legs, lifting him high into the air and bringing him down onto the announce table, which gets destroyed from the impact, and both Striker and the table lie in a heap on the floor.
Zach Davis: Oh my God! Striker must be out cold!
Shannan Lerch: He couldn’t even handle his own hardcore environment! Technically, that’s legal, as both men pulled off the move, and a triple threat is a variation of no DQ!
The crowd let off a massive amount of jeers towards Neo and Alastair, who both roll back into the ring and lock up. Neo gains advantage and whips Alastair into the ropes, and as he returns, Neo gets a drop toehold and plants Alastair into the mat. He rolls him over and covers, 1..No! Alastair kicks out and gets to his feet. Neo grabs him by the head and hits a few martial arts-style punches and kicks that glance Alastair. Neo steps back, watching Alastair waver, before nailing a nasty spinning superkick to his jaw!
Zach Davis: A nasty shot there from Neo, showing off his martial arts skill!
Shannan Lerch: Alastair’s showing his ring rust.
Neo drops and covers Alastair, 1..2..no! Alastair kicks out once more. Neo shows a few small signs of frustration before lifting him to his feet once more. Neo hits the ropes and comes back with a spear to Alastair followed by a high back body drop.
Shannan Lerch: Hating You! Neo is showing the hate to Alastair!
Zach Davis: That could have taken a rhino down!
Alastair lies face down on the mat and Neo proceeds to lock in the Skewed View on Alastair. The referee comes down to Alastair’s level as Neo cinches in the hold tight. Alastair lets out cries of agony and the ref asks him if he wants to give up, but Alastair shakes his head. Just as it looks as if Alastair is about to pass out from the pain and give up, Neo drops Alastair to the mat, releasing the hold.
Zach Davis: What’s he doing? He had it won!
Shannan Lerch: He’s toying with Alastair! He knows it’s his match, so now he’s enjoying the spoils of victory.
Zach Davis: We’ll see…
Alastair crawls to the corner and brings himself up to a half standing position. Neo turns to see him like this and runs full pelt at him, nailing a spear on Alastair, who crumples in half and sits back against the bottom turnbuckle. Neo grabs a hold of the top ropes and lifts himself, dropping a boot hard onto Alastair’s chest. Alastair grabs a hold of the middle two ropes to stop himself from being hurt any further when Neo grabs Alastair’s legs and hits a hard alleyoop bomb on him! He keeps the legs there and the ref counts, 1..2..no! The ref points Neo at Alastair’s hand, which has reached the bottom rope. Neo glares at the ref evilly before once more lifting Alastair to his feet. Neo hits the ropes and comes back with the New End!
Zach Davis: New End! He’s hit his finisher, it’s all over now!
Shannan Lerch: Go Neo! Cover him!
Neo once more covers Alastair, but the referee does not count, pointing him to Alastair’s hand on the ropes.
Zach Davis: He wasn’t far away enough from the ropes! Alastair is barely holding on in this match, but he’s holding on nevertheless!
Shannan Lerch: Unlike our friend in front of us.
Skyler Striker is still crumpled on the outside among the wreckage of the announce table. In the ring, Alastair and Neo have both gotten to their feet. Neo swings a roundhouse kick at Alastair but Alastair catches it and swings Neo round by the leg before slamming him down hard into the mat. Alastair lifts Neo with a little effort and hits emerald fusion, driving his head and shoulder into the mat. Alastair covers him, 1..2..no! Neo kicks out and Alastair curses.
Zach Davis: Alastair not happy there. He’s tired and needs to wrap this one up quick!
Shannan Lerch: He should spend less time cursing and more time fighting.
Zach Davis: Like you, really.
Shannan Lerch: S.T.F.U, Zach.
Alastair goes to the top rope and…
Voice: Hey Skyler. Try lifting your neck. Ha, I thought I’d make an impromptu appearance tonight despite the respite I have been granted since painting my masterpiece against Dake.
Zach Davis: What the?
The competition in the ring stops as Skyler moves towards the ropes closest to the ramp. Neo and Alistair break off their assault, trade a few words before moving to corresponding corners. Preferring to see the cause of the distraction as opposed to take advantage. They wait for the re-entrance of the voice over the speaker system. Looking up to the large entrance screen, they see the smiling image of Jack of Blades, peering down onto the ring. Seemingly away from the arena, Blades is standing by the front door of a large capacious building. Although not to the extent that it echoes the owner as someone of fabulous wealth, the scale and design of the house suggests an owner with an income far greater than that of the average man. Probably a mansion, the building stands a distance from its neighbours but is nowhere near isolated enough to be considered an entire estate. Rather it seems to be a cul-de-sac of elite families. The true upper-mid class.
Shannan Lerch: The world needs a twenty by forty foot Jack of Blades smile. It’s true.
Zach Davis: But does it need it in high definition, Shannan?
Jack of Blades: I thought I’d appear to our vapid fans through the medium of the idiot box. And now, come, see, Striker as we go through the keyhole! Now Skyler do you know who would live in a house like this?
Blades opens the door without little effort letting himself in with a leap. The camera follows him as he enters the foyer. He takes a few looks around the house noting the fine furniture and other such articles apparent within the house before coming back to the camera.
Jack of Blades: Skyler, I think it’s real brave how you combined Art Deco and Dadaism. Conceptually, I wouldn’t have thought it would have mixed but looking at it. Brave move, Striker, brave move.
Shannan Lerch: I guess he is in Striker’s household.
Zach Davis: And I know Jack and I have opposing philosophies in terms of the sport of professional wrestling but I totally agree with him. It’s avant-garde and yet gritty decoration.
Shannan Lerch:…Do you honestly have any form of male genitalia?
The cameraman focusing on Blades begins to signal something with his hands, waving them just at the top of the screen. Blades looks at him incredulously as the cameraman, not wearing a microphone, mumbles something inaudible.
Jack of Blades: The toilet? I don’t know. Just go in that vicus over there. Now, as we move along to the… Ah, look at this.
As Blades says this, the camera zooms in on a figure behind his shoulder. After finishing it’s movement and focusing in, the camera shows Jade Striker, the daughter of Skyler. We cut into the ring where Skyler is bouncing the ropes in frustration at Jack’s interference into his personal domain.
Shannan Lerch: What’s he worrying about? Jade is Blades’ biggest fan; Jack won’t hurt her.
Zach Davis: Because Blades has a great record for treating his fans well.
Shannan Lerch: Of course, he does.
Zach Davis: What about that rumour about what he did on the indie trail?
Shannan Lerch: Complete fabrication.
Zach Davis: He made a fan donate a kidney to him, despite not having any medical problems, just incase he needed a spare!
We go back to the big screen.
Jade Striker: Hi, um, Jack. I don’t think Dad really wants you here.
Jack of Blades: Really? But he told me that you were my biggest fan and that’s why I’m here. I enjoy spending time with my legion of fans. By the way, have you had any liver problems in the past twelve months…?
Jade Striker: No, why? Anyway, I don’t think you should really be here.
Jack of Blades: But he did promise that you were going to meet me, right?
Jade Striker: Right.
Jack of Blades: So, what’s the problem?
Jade Striker: Well, Dad did say I could meet you…
Jack of Blades: Great. We can watch Slam together.
Jade Striker: Why aren’t you at Slam?
Jack of Blades: Apparently, there’s an angry mob of Opera’s book club waiting for me there. I got permitted leave to prevent them castrating me with tightly wound dental floss.
Jade Striker: Ok. Well, would you like a cheese sandwich?
Jack of Blades: I’d love a sandwich, please.
Jade goes off through a nearby doorway presumably to the kitchen while Blades stands around looking at the interior of Striker’s home. We cut back to Skyler looking irate in the middle of the ring, glaring madly at the screen.
Shannan Lerch: Looks like Blades is working his power over Skyler. Boy’s going to blow a blood vessel.
We return back to Blades on screen and in Skyler home. He has his hands in his pocket and begins to gurn his face as if to show his discomfort in standing in a stranger’s home. Of course, nothing could be any further from the truth. He continues to mill around before noticing and moving the mantleplace. Jack picks up some scattered jewellery that rests on it and pockets it into his coat, claiming it as his own. He continues to steal from Skyler before noticing a framed picture. Lifting it up, the camera shows it to be an image of Skyler and an attractive woman seated in a hug looking happy with their situation. It is presumably Skyler’s wife, partner or a part of some other relationship. Blades carefully removes the picture from the frame before tearing it in half. He throws the half with Skyler in it behind his shoulder and takes the image of the female and places it in his pants before rubbing it against his crotch. This elicits a few laughs from the crowd but does nothing to sate Skyler’s temper as the in-ring cameramen show. We return back to the screen as Jade re-enters with a plate of sandwiches that she hands to Blades.
Jade Striker: Um, there’s a tall, black man in my kitchen making popcorn.
Jack of Blades: Yeah, don’t worry about him he’s supposed to be there. Shall we eat?
Blades and Jade slump back into the sofa decorated in fine silk behind them as Jade fiddles with a remote and points it towards the already-activated television. Jade, then looks at her hero with fascination as he enjoys the food prepared. He eventually turns to address her.
Jack of Blades: So Christmas is coming up. Any idea what you want for a present?
Jade Striker: I’d like a horse.
Jack of Blades: A horse? Have you ever seen The Godfather or Equus?
Blades breaks into a riotous laughter and his little sick enquiry as the large screen fades away into darkness leaving the combatants in the ring mulling over what just took place at Striker’s home.
Zach Davis: I have no idea what we've just seen.
In the ring, Skyler Striker is shocked as well. David Alastair capitalizes on this, grabs him, and hits the Saviour's Reign! He goes for the pin!
Shannan Lerch: David Alastair has defeated the number one contender for the Hardcore Title!
Alastair gets his hand raised in the ring before rolling out and heading to the back. Striker, not totally worrying about the loss, also heads to the back, quickly.
Zach Davis: Jack of Blades... He still surprises me sometimes. Seriously.. what the hell.
Sick Individuals Segment
The bagpipes and guitars of KoRn's " shoots and ladders" kick in over the loudspeakers as the lights go to a light blue color. From the back steps the Lovely Shanon, in her deerskin skirt and a Blue and White cut off "Kill Yourself" t-shirt. She motions to the back as "The Wolf" and "The Suicide King" make their way onto the ramp, Chad in his black shorts and Conrad in his Black utilikilt, both wearing the new "Sick Individual" t-shirt. Chad lets out a evil laugh as Conrad raise a fist into the air, setting off a blue and red pyro blast. All three Sick Individuals make their way down the ramp, Conrad and Shanon hand in hand, Chad taking his time to mock the fans at ringside. Chad and Conrad jump onto the apron, and hold the ropes open for Shanon to slink into the ring. All three pose to the crowd, with Conrad crouching down flexing with Shanon hugging him under one arm and Chad towering over them with a fist in the air as the lights come back to normal.
Chad Allen: Tonight we get to complete our first goal for the Sick Individuals, to bring the tag team titles to the true Champs.
Conrad Howell: Now that Ace has left the WCF after winning the Tag Titles it still seems only fit that Seth hand the title to us.
Chad Allen: If need be go ahead and bring Biggs out and we can beat him for the belts right now.
Master of Puppets by Die Krupps fills the arena and out walks a midget in a Seth Lerch mask and a T-shirt with "I run a Fed" on the front and "YEAH" on the back. He gets in the ring and grabs a mic.
"Seth Lerch": Look you two keep complaining about not having the titles and you're right. So, Biggs come out here so we can settle this once and for all.
Out from the back comes a man in a wheel chair with a JJ Biggs mask that has his head wrapped up in bandages. He is pushed by some old guy with a Jake Hudson shirt and two foam WCF tag titles over his shoulders. When they get to the ring the old man helps "Biggs" into the ring as the Sick Individuals hold open the ring ropes for him.
"Seth Lerch": Ok, Biggs it time that we give in to the Sick Individuals demands, but don't worry I'll make sure when you find a replacement for ACE you will get your title shot.
Conrad Howell: Woah there Seth, we don't just want the belts handed to us. I see two men in the ring and two belts on the wheel chair over there.
Chad Allen: So why don't we have the match now.
"Seth Lerch": But Biggs is in no condition to fight, you saw the tape.
Conrad Howell: well let's make it a little fairer for them then. Bring out the rest of ToT.
Again Master of Puppets by Die Krupps starts up and three huge fat guys walk out with a Jack of Blades, Logan and Lawnmower Jones masks.
Conrad Howell: Now it's a lumber jack match.
Lil Seth rubs his chin for a second...pondering this idea.
"Seth Lerch": Well...why not.
Chad grabs "Biggs" and hits the Assisted Suicide. Then they hit the Prozac Powerbomb on the old guy and Chad covers Biggs as "Seth" counts 1…2…3.."Seth" then gets the two cheap foam belts and hands them to Chad and Conrad. Both members of the Sick Individuals trade a high 5 as they admire the belts for a second.
Chad Allen: Now bring out are next victims.
Conrad Howell: And this will be a Non-Title Match. So don't get any ideas, ThunderCage.
Chad Allen: Dude, it is ThunderDOME, we have been through this.
Conrad Howell: Whatever. And remember boys, until morality improves...
Chad Allen: THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE, starting with YOU!
Chad drops the mic with a thud as they await their challangers.
The Unholy Alliance vs Sick Individuals
"Black Sabbath" begins to play as smoke fills the ramp. As the song reaches the main riff, Thunder and Brian Cage step through the smoke. They both slide under the ropes and climb opposite turnbuckles. The bagpipes and guitars of KoRn’s “ shoots and ladders” kick in over the loudspeakers as the lights go to a light blue color. From the back steps the Lovely Shanon, in her deerskin skirt and a Blue and White cut off “Kill Yourself” t-shirt. She motions to the back as “The Wolf” and “The Suicide King” make their way onto the ramp, Chad in his black shorts and Conrad in his Black utilikilt, both wearing the new “Sick Individual” t-shirt. Chad lets out a evil laugh as Conrad raise a fist into the air, setting off a blue and red pyro blast. All three Sick Individuals make their way down the ramp, Conrad and Shanon hand in hand, Chad taking his time to mock the fans at ringside. Chad and Conrad jump onto the apron, and hold the ropes open for Shanon to slink into the ring. All three pose to the crowd, with Conrad crouching down flexing with Shanon hugging him under one arm and Chad towering over them with a fist in the air as the lights come back to normal.
Zach Davis: It will be interesting to see how this new team fares against the more experienced Sick Individuals.
Conrad Howell and Thunder start off the match. They lock up and Howell immediately takes Thunder down with a side headlock. Thunder breaks it up quickly and outs Howell in a headscissors. Howell breaks it and both men stand back up in the center of the ring.
Shannan Lerch: A bit of a stalemate there.
Thunder tags out and Howell does the same. As soon as Chad Allen and Brian Cage enter the ring they begin to exchange punches. Allen gets the better of it and sends Cage down with a lariat. Allen wastes no time in attempting to end the match, hitting the Bow to the King.
Zach Davis: Allen may end this match early.
.......Thunder breaks up the pin. The referee begins to argue with Thunder for interfering. While this is happening Howell enters the ring and they hit a double slingshot inverted suplex on Cage. When the referee turns around, all he sees is that Allen has Cage in an STF. Cage fights over to the ropes and Allen is forced to break the hold. Allen places Cage on the top turnbuckle, prepared to hit the musclebuster. Cage reverses it and lands a sunset flip.
.......kickout by Allen. Cage immediately hits a running clothlesline and tags in Thunder. They hit the snapshot on Allen, followed by a cover.
........Howell makes the save.
Shannan Lerch: The match would have been over there if it wasn't for Howell.
Thunder attempts to clothesline Howell, but is sent over the top rope with a backdrop. But the Sick Individuals two man advantage doesn't last long as Thunder pulls Howell out of the ring. They begin to brawl on the floor, leaving Cage and Allen in the ring. Cage picks Allen up, but the Suicide King begins to fight back, hitting lefts and rights. Allen throws Cage to the ropes, he bounces off, and Allen picks him up and hits the Assisted Suicide!
Zach Davis: What a comeback! This may be it!
The Suicide King makes the pin...
Shannan Lerch: And the Sick Individuals get their win!
Allen rolls out of the ring, and he and Howell head up the ramp, victorious.
Creeping Death vs Kencedro
Shannan Lerch: Alright, we’re back and we have some very intense singles action.
Zach Davis: A returning Drake Kencedro will compete against the former Hardcore Champion, Creeping Death.
Shannan Lerch: I think it’s just Kencedro now, Zach.
Zach Davis: Shut up Shannan.
The lights slowly fade to black. Bells toll as the screen shows shots of a big wooden cross wrapped in barbed wire. It's a sunny day as the "happy" opening to "Battery" by Metallica plays.The crowd goes along with the sounds. "Doo-da-doo dooing" along with it. As the song gets darker and darker, the sunny day turns to night. Black clouds roll in and rain begins falling on the cross. Lightning crashes about. As the lightning crashes, white lights in the arena flash. When the song kicks up, one minute and sixteen seconds in, the entire crowd begins headbanging in unison and throwing the horns in the air as the lights come on just a tad, giving light to the dark. Standing on the stage is Creeping Death, wearing a hockey mask, arms stretched out in a crucifix fashion. CD stands there for a second, taking in the crowd's reaction. Then he slowly makes his way down the ramp, looking out into the audience. As he reaches the ring, he slides in under the bottom rope, and pops to his feet. CD walks over to a turnbuckle, jumps to the middle rope facing in the ring, does the crucifix pose once again, takes the hockey mask off, and then takes a seat on the top turnbuckle, awaiting the match to begin.
Zach Davis: There we see Creeping Death.
Sad But True by Metallica picks up over the speaker system, as the fans nearly rip the arena roof off by their chorus of booing. The curtain brush aside at the top of the ramp, as Kencedro walks out from backstage, with his prize Honey Valentine at his side. The two make small talk, as they make their way down the ramp stretch dodging debree of the angered fans. The two reach the bottom of the ramp, as Kencedro springs from the steps and lands onto the apron. Kencedro laces his arms around the top rope, and stands at a wide stance, as Honey Valentine crawls into the ring, sliding in between Kencedro's legs. Kencedro quickly enters the ring following Honey.
Zach Davis: There he is…Kencedro!
Shannan Lerch: And I see he has the trash bag with him, known as Honey Valentine.
Honey quickly exits the ring, as the bell sounds…Creeping Death, and Kencedro quickly lock up, as Kencedro powers Creeping Death into the ropes. Kencedro gets a cheap shot into the mid section onto Creeping Death, and Kencedro follows up by tossing CD into the ropes. Creeping Death bounces back and dodges a clothesline by Kencedro, and rebounds off of the opposite ropes. Kencedro catches a rebounding Creeping Death with a hard chop, which sends CD to the mat.
Zach Davis: Ouch!
Kencedro quickly goes onto the attack to a fallen CD, as Kencedro stomps away on Creeping Death. Creeping Death quickly reacts as rolls out of the ring to the outside.
Shannan Lerch: Smart move by Creeping Death!
The referee begins to argue with Kencedro, as Kencedro gets into the face of the referee. CD quickly slides back into the ring, and he takes down Kencedro with a shinning wizard, as Kencedro fall to the mat. Creeping Death quickly rolls Kencedro over, and he hooks the leg of a fallen Kencedro.
Kencedro gets his shoulder off of the mat, as Creeping Death quickly gets back to his feet. Creeping Death pulls Kencedro back to his feet, and Creeping Death whips Kencedro into the ropes, and catches a rebounding Kencedro with a dropkick. Kencedro falls to the mat, but quickly gets back to his feet.
Zach Davis: Kencedro is back alright.
Shannan Lerch: Leaner and meaner it would appear.
Kencedro, and Creeping Death lock up, as Kencedro shifts his head into a side headlock. Creeping Death breaks free, as he attempts to go for a backdrop onto Kencedro, but Kencedro blocks the move by wrapping his leg around Creeping Deaths.
Zach Davis: Kencedro says, Not today CD!
Creeping Death attempts to go for the backdrop yet again, but fails as Kencedro nails a massive blind low blow onto Creeping Death.
Shannan Lerch: OUCH!
Zach Davis: How would you know what that feels like?
Kencedro breaks away, and gets behind CD, as he swipes his legs out from under Creeping Death, sending CD to the mat. Honey Valentine is clapping on the outside, as Kencedro walks over to the turnbuckle.
Shannan Lerch: I think Kencedro may be going for a high risk move.
Kencedro slowly climbs to the top turnbuckle, as Creeping Death is slowly getting back to his feet. Kencedro dives from the top rope, and nails a flying head scissors onto Creeping Death sending him flying across the ring.
Zach Davis: He just sent CD flying!
Kencedro quickly scrambles over to CD, and he rolls Creeping Death over and hooks the leg.
Creeping Death manages to get his shoulder off of the canvas, as the referee has to stop the count. Kencedro gets back to his feet, as he pulls CD up along with him. The fans begin to give Creeping Death a mixed reaction, as CD gains a little bit of momentum. Creeping Death shoves Kencedro into the center of the ring, and CD follows up with a huge spinning wheel kick. Creeping Death crawls over and begins to lay hard back and forth left and right hands across the face of Kencedro.
Zach Davis: This is a wrestling match! Not a bar brawl!
Shannan Lerch: Always playing favorites, aren’t you.
Kencedro quickly rolls out of the ring, as Honey Valentine goes to her client’s aid.
Shannan Lerch: Now his little girlfriend is getting involved!
Creeping Death gets back to his feet, as he charges at the ropes, and springs over the top rope and nails Kencedro on the outside of the ring with a flying body attack. Both Creeping Death, and Kencedro are out on the outside of the ring, as the ref has to start the ten count.
Creeping Death is slowly getting back to his feet.
Kencedro slowly stirs as he manages to sit up on his knees.
Creeping Death manages to slide into the ring, but Honey Valentine pulls him back out. Creeping Death turns around, as Honey Valentine stand there with her hands in the air.
Shannan Lerch: Busted!
Creeping Death walks toward Valentine, but Honey begins to run around the ring. From out of nowhere Kencedro slides up from behind CD, and nails another blind low blow. Creeping Death doubles over, as Kencedro follows up by sending Creeping Death crashing into the steal steps.
Zach Davis: Oh how the tables have turned!
CD crashes into the steps on the outside, as Kencedro pick up the remains of Creeping Death and rolls him into the ring. Kencedro slides back in, and covers what is left of Creeping Death.
Creeping Death still manages to kick out.
Zach Davis: What? How?
Kencedro gets back to his feet, and he grabs the referee by the collar of his shirt. Kencedro begins to argue with the referee, as the Drake distracts the ref momentarily. Honey Valentine quickly scales to the top rope, as Creeping Death is slowly getting back to his feet. Honey Valentine dives, as she nails a perfect over the castle dive attack onto Creeping Death, and she quickly rolls out of the ring.
Shannan Lerch: RING THE BELL! INTERFERENCE!!
Zach Davis: But the ref didn’t see it.
Kencedro grins, as he lets go of the referee. Kencedro quickly walks back over to the turnbuckle, as he climbs back up to the top rope. Kencedro takes a look down at his target Creeping Death, and Kencedro goes for a flying corkscrew moonsault, but CD moves out of harms way, and Kencedro collides with nothing by canvas.
Shannan Lerch: The tables turning…again?
Kencedro grabs a hold of his battered ribs, as CD rolls over to Kencedro and hooks his leg.
Kencedro manages to get his shoulder off of the mat.
Shannan Lerch: WHAT!?
Creeping Death slowly sits up, and he slowly gets back to his feet, and signals that the end is near. Creeping Death bends down, and picks up Kencedro, and nails him with a shot into the mid section. CD quickly hooks the arms over Kencedro.
Shannan Lerch: He’s going for…To Whom The Bell Tolls!
Creeping Death goes to lift Kencedro, as a fan hops the barricade and slides into the ring. Creeping Death lets go Kencedro, as the fan bounces off of the ropes and nails CD with a massive spear.
Zach Davis: Who is this?
The bell sounds, as the referee calls for a disqualification. The man picks up Kencedro, as dazed Kencedro tears the shirt off of the fan, and on the shirt underneath the old shirt, it reads Psymon Nix. Kencedro grins, as Nix stomps down onto a fall Creeping Death.
Zach Davis: Psymon Nix?
Shannan Lerch: What the hell?
Zach Davis: He seems to be working with or for Drake Kencedro.
Nix picks up Creeping Death, and he whips Creeping Death into the ropes. Creeping Death bounces back into a massive dropkick by Psymon Nix. Creeping Death drops to the mat, as Psymon Nix points to Kencedro, and then to the top rope.
Zach Davis: What’s going on?
Kencedro climbs to the top rope, and on the mat below Psymon Nix is pointing to Creeping Death who is lying motionless on the mat below. Kencedro dives and nails his infamous flying leg drop.
Zach Davis: He calls that The Thunder From Down Under!
Creeping Death grasps his neck in pain, as Kencedro and Nix roll out of the ring. Honey Valentine greets Kencedro and Psymon Nix, as the trio make their way up the ramp leaving Creeping Death lying in the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Well, CD wins by DQ.
Zach Davis: But who is this Psymon Nix?
Danny Vice Segment
“Rookie” by Boy Sets Fire goes off as the lights cut out. The familiar strobelights of The Vagrant’s entrance begin as he walks from behind the back curtains onto the stage, mic in hand. Rather than his usual scream and running to the ring routine, Vice walks slowly in his signature black trenchcoat toward the ring. Boos sound from all areas of the arena as fans remind him of his School of Pain loss to Skyler Striker. He slides in under the bottom rope of the ring as the music fades to address the crowd.
YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Zach Davis: Well, the fans here tonight are reminding Vice of his defeat to Skyler Striker. By my count this man had yet to pick up a clean singles victory in his several months here in the WCF.
Shannan Lerch: These fans don’t realize what they’re talking about. And it isn’t about wins and losses with man. He’s here to set the WCF back on the right course. He’s here to bring pain and misfortune upon his enemies. There is no doubt in my mind that School of Pain is just a minor setback in a much larger picture for one of the WCF’s brightest young stars.
Danny Vice: The Vagrant would like to thank you all for your appreciation of his efforts at School of Pain.
Zach Davis: I don’t believe anyone here appreciates much of anything Vice does.
Danny Vice: Yes, it was hard for The Vagrant to accept his defeat at the hands of….of….Skyler Striker, but it most certainly woke him up. You see, The Vagrant’s own cockiness and showmanship cost him that match at School of Pain. It had absolutely nothing to do with Skyler Striker. That match was over with had it not been for his very thirst for pain. That hardcore contendership meant so little to him during that match because all he could think, breath, feel, and smell was the torture and treachery that he could inflict upon another human’s soul. A soul who bashed and brutalized his own innocent brother.
BULL-SHIT! BULL-SHIT! BULL-SHIT! BULL-SHIT!
Danny Vice: Alas, The Vagrant did not win that contendership because Skyler Striker was so far beneath him.
Shannan Lerch: It’s true, it’s so true.
Zach Davis: What!?!? Vice lost the match because Striker was the better man.
Danny Vice: So, The Vagrant will not be exercising his right to a rematch just yet. But instead, look ahead at more important things in the WCF. So, thanks to the support of these pathetic and ignorant WCF fans…
Danny Vice: The Vagrant is issuing an open to challenge to whichever poor bastard is interested in feeling the sting and sorrow the Skyler Striker felt when he woke up after School of Pain.
Vice drops the mic and climbs the turnbuckle, extending both hands out in SuFis and screaming at the fans as they boo him mercilessly. His arrogance is cut short by the sudden sound of “God of Thunder” by KISS and an eruption by the WCF fans. Outcast steps out onto the stage like a man possessed, with no emotion across his face and a microphone in hand. Vice jumps down from the turnbuckle and stares up the rampway at the former 2-time WCF Champion in a state of utter shock.
Zach Davis: Wow. The legendary Victor Taylor has answered the call!
Outcast: I will gladly do anything to shut you hell up!
Outcast drops his mic atop the stage and walks back into the lockerroom, as Vice stands in the ring. The crowd is ecstatic, cheering and screaming for Outcast, while Vice’s face white with fear and shock by the thought of Victor Taylor answering his call.
Logan/JJ Biggs vs Outcast/Reckless Jack
"Master of Puppets" fills the arena to a very loud chorus of boos. Logan and JJ Biggs walk out with JJ holding both Tag Team Title belts. Logan tells a fan or two to "SHUT UP!" on their way down to the ring. Biggs poses on the turnbuckle with the Tag Titles as Logan paces around the ring.
Zach Davis: JJ Biggs is the Tag Team Champion and needs to find a partner soon. Logan, on the other hand, still doesn't have the WCF World Title in his possesion. The real one anyways...
Shannan Lerch: Why don't you shut the hell up and observe two of the greatest WCF World Champions of all freaking time. Logan is God and JJ Biggs is Jesus, get over it.
''God of Thunder'' by KISS hits and the fans pop. Outcast walks out almost like a man possesed. Once again showing no visible emotion, ocassional he will smile, but on a very rare occasion. He slides into the ring and goes to his respected corner..just waiting.
Shannan Lerch: Oh boy, here comes Loser Number One. This guy will NEVER beat Logan, EVER!
Zach Davis: I think he will someday Shannan, I think he will someday.
We see Reckless Jack highlights on the screen as the arena is dark. Then huge pictures of Reckless Jack are shown with the words “He has arrived” on them. Now we hear the beginning to Slipknot’s “Pulse of the Maggots”. A faint silhouette is shown in the entry way, kneeling down with his head down. Once the actual song fills the arena as the masses of fans get to their feet. As the song continues to build itself the strobe light goes faster and faster. Once the chorus hits, pyro explodes as the strobe light stops. A red spotlight shines brightly on Reckless Jack as he is kneeling down. He springs to his feet and throws his arms out. The fans are mixed seeing Reckless Jack as he starts to headbang to the song. As they start to walk to the ring, the spotlight stays on him as the people continue to have split feelings. He slaps a few hands on his way to the ring. Once he is in the middle of the ramp, he stops and starts to hype himself up as he throws his arm into the air and lifts it high. A string of pyro shoots down the ramp as he brings the arm back down. He continues slapping hands with the cheering fans. After he gets to the ring apron, he rolls into the ring, hopping on the nearest turnbuckle, throwing out his arms once more. The crowd mixed, as he hops down and does the same on the opposite turnbuckle. He jumps off the turnbuckle, then crouches down, looking at his two foes for this evening.
Zach Davis: This could be very bad, Reckless Jack hates all three men in this match and one of them is his tag team partner for this match.
Shannan Lerch: Yep, Reckless Jack and Outcast can't get along and they can't beat Logan or JJ Biggs. Look in the records, Reckless Jack has only beaten JJ Biggs once in someplace else and RJ has never beaten Logan like Outcast. So that makes those two five class losers.
Zach Davis: Will you shut the hell up!
Reckless Jack and JJ Biggs are going to start for their teams this evening. From the many wars they have held all over the world before entering WCF, its clear that these two men hate each other. Reckless Jack claps his hands as the crowd follows suit. JJ Biggs shakes his head as these two former WCF World Champions meet in the center of the ring. Words are exchanged as Reckless Jack shows no fear in slapping the much larger JJ Biggs in the face. Biggs laughs but quickly goes for a right hand. Reckless Jack ducks it drops down and Dropkicks JJ in the knee. JJ goes down to one knee as Reckless Jack runs off the ropes and hits an early Shining Wizard!!! The crowd cheers as he covers.
No, JJ Biggs gets his shoulder up before two. Reckless Jack goes to the top rope and flies off with a Crossbody but JJ Biggs catches him. JJ goes for a Powerslam. Reckless Jack drops down and Dropkicks JJ in the back. JJ stumbles into the ropes before bouncing back off. Reckless Jack attempts a Backdrop Suplex, but JJ Biggs is still too fresh and big to fall prey to such a power move. So JJ elbows Jack in the face a couple of times. He turns around and takes Jack's head off with a Lariat. JJ tags in Logan. The crowd boos the Face of Treachery once he enters the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Our God hath arrived!
Zach Davis: ...
Logan waits for Reckless Jack to get up onto his feet. Jack does so as Logan picks him up for a Suplex. Reckless Jack is able to shift his body weight around and hit Logan with a Reverse DDT. Reckless Jack rolls over to the corner and tags in Outcast. The fans get on their feet with approval as Outcast enters the ring to face his nemesis, Logan. Logan shakes his head as he tags in JJ Biggs back into the match. The crowd boos at Logan for not being a man and facing Outcast. Biggs walks into the ring and throws a right hand at Outcast but Outcast blocks and hits a right hand of his own. Then another, followed by a third. Biggs is whipped into the ropes. Biggs ducks the Clothesline but isn't able to duck a huge Elbow into his face. Biggs goes down as Outcast picks him back up. Outcast then nails a sweet looking DDT on JJ Biggs. Outcast tags in Reckless Jack, who is perched on the top turnbuckle. Reckless Jack flies off with a Leg Drop, but Biggs rolls out of the way. Jack rolls around on the the mat. Biggs gets to his feet and picks up Jack. Biggs sends him down to the mat with a Tilt-A-Whirl Slam. Biggs tags in Logan who enters the ring, all cocky.
Zach Davis: Looks like Logan will go to work on the downed Reckless Jack.
Shannan Lerch: Why... wouldn't he?
Logan starts to use some well placed stomps on the body of Reckless Jack. After a couple of them, he picks up Reckless Jack and hits him with a Snap Suplex. He covers.
No, Outcast broke up the count. Logan tells the ref to get on the case of Outcast for getting into the ring despite not being the legal man. The ref does yell at Outcast for getting into the ring. While this is happening, Logan is choking Jack with his boot. Once the ref turns around, Logan lifts his boot up, looking all sly. He picks up Reckless Jack and puts him into the corner where he tags in JJ Biggs. Biggs grabs Jack for a Sidewalk Slam when he enters as Logan hooks in a Reverse DDT. The combination move lands as Biggs covers.
Kick out by Reckless Jack, getting that shoulder up in time.
Shannan Lerch: What great teamwork!
Zach Davis: That it is...
Biggs picks up Jack and hits a few right hands before sending him into the ropes. Biggs lifts him up for another Sidewalk Slam, but Jack is able to spin around the move and hit a Rana on Biggs. Biggs gets back up to his feet and kicks Jack right in the face. Jack goes back down to the mat as Biggs tags Logan back into the match. Logan gets into the ring and picks Jack up and quickly hits a Brainbuster. He covers.
Nope, Outcast breaks up the pin again. Logan springs to his feet and starts to talk trash to Outcast. Outcast talks back, since both men hate each other to death. During this time, Reckless Jack uses the ropes to pull himself up. Biggs sees this and enters the ring as the ref is still dealing with Logan and Outcast. Biggs tries to Clothesline Jack out of the ring, but Jack drops down and lowers the ropes. This sends JJ Biggs flying out of the ring and onto the floor. Logan finally turns around, but gets meet with a kick to the stomach, followed by an Exploder Suplex. Both men are down as Jack starts to crawl to his corner. Biggs is back on the ring apron and is pleading Logan to tag him in before Jack can get to his corner.
Zach Davis: JACK JUST MADE THE TAG!
Shannan Lerch: SO DID LOGAN!!!
Outcast and Biggs collide in the center of the ring. Outcast knocks JJ down with a Clothesline. Then another. JJ runs at Outcast only to get a huge Back Body Drop. Logan gets to his feet, but Outcast kicks him in the face. Logan flies out of the ring. Reckless Jack is on his feet standing next to Outcast. Biggs knows he's outnumbered, but..
Zach Davis: WHAT IN THE F***?!?
Reckless Jack just Dropkicked Outcast to the mat. Outcast is picked up and hoisted up for the Reckless Killing.
Zach Davis: WHY DAMMIT. YOU ASSHOLE!
Shannan Lerch: Does anyone really care?
Reckless Jack plants Outcast on his head with the Reckless Killing and leaves the ring with a smile on his but not before shaking his head. Biggs, not satisfied, picks Outcast up and proceeds to hit the Biggs Implant and goes for the pin.
Zach Davis: And the Team of Treachery has gotten the win.
Shannan Lerch: JJ Biggs, THE Tag Team Champion!
Biggs and Logan slide out of the ring, Biggs having both Titles over his shoulder and Logan having the fake WCF Title. They head to the back.
Zach Davis: Between this and the Danny Vice situation, Outcast has a lot of enemies right now.
Creeping Death Promo
The lights at the WCF Arena go dim as bells toll. The crowd goes crazy for a couple seconds before "Battery" by Metallica blares over the speakers, and the lights come back on to Creeping Death standing on the stage.
Zach Davis: Maybe it's time to find out the XIII card!
Creeping Death: Here we are, five days away from XIII, and it's about time to announce what we'll see.
Shannan Lerch: Good call, Zach.
Creeping Death: First of all, at XIII, I will be announcing my third wish. As for the matches, to open the show, we'll have a couple people I don't exactly get along with, and who don't exactly get along with eachother, battling it out. Reckless Jack will face Logan, in the curtain jerker.
Zach Davis: Ouch.
Shannan Lerch: What in the world, that's a main event in itself!
Creeping Death: Next up, I'm going to give Skyler Striker his Hardcore Title Match against Jack of Blades. Skyler impressed me in his victory over Danny Vice in that Ladder Match, and I'm looking forward to seeing him take on JoB.
Zach Davis: Good call.
Creeping Death: This is where it gets a little hazy. In what would be a main event elsewhere, Torture and Chino will fight eachother once again for the WCF World Championship. I have faith that Torture can walk out of this match cleanly. Not only that, but I'm adding a little something to the match. Wait, did I say something? I meant someone. An insurance policy, making sure what happened last time will not happen this time. Someone that both Torture and Chino have an issue with. Added into the World Title Match, making it a Triple Threat Match is ... Seth Lerch!
Shannan Lerch: Seth is winning the Title!....
Zach Davis: You're dreaming. Seth is getting the piss beaten out of him.
Creeping Death: And finally, your main event for XIII. At the stage area will be a big mound of dirt. Probably a good twenty feet up. On top of that will be a house. Literal, two story house. A ... camp counselor house, if you will. Off from the back door will be a dock over the arena floor. Down below will be a lake of double stacked tables. Taken directly out of Friday the 13th, the only way to win this match will be to throw the opponent off the dock and into the lake of tables. Competing in this match will be, of course, myself. And my opponent ... my DEFENDING opponent ... the Television Champion, Lawnmower Jones!
Shannan Lerch: What!? He can't put himself in the main event above the World Title match!
Zach Davis: He can do whatever he wants, Shannan.
The crowd goes crazy as CD drops the microphone and heads to the back.
Torture/Dake Ken/Nate Nytro vs Chino/JackHammer/Zafirah
Home by Three Days Grace hits, and the crowd erupts. Dake Ken and Nate Nytro come out from the back first, and then the World Champion, Torture, to huge applause!
Shannan Lerch: We know he's defending that belt against Chino and Seth Lerch next week! If he gets out of this match alive, that is.
The three New Dynasty members head to the ring, confidently.
Cowboys from Hell by Pantera plays on the PA system as Angel Black comes through the curtain. A few seconds later, Chino, JackHammer and Zafirah come through. JackHammer walks down to the ring with stone look on his face while Chino walks down with a cocky grin. Zafirah seems emotionless. Both men, and the woman, climbs up the steps. They all 0then look at each other and nod then step over the top rope.
Zach Davis: And here we are!
The bell rings. Torture and JackHammer start the match.
Shannan Lerch: Torture is being ballsy, volunteering to start, when he knows that Dev. Inc. is going to want to injure him before next week.
The two men tie up, but JackHammer pushes Torture right off. Torture gets back up, pissed, and they tie up again. Again, Torture is pushed off. And again, Torture gets up and they tie up. This time Torture trips JackHammer, sending him face first to the mat, and then drops and elbow on the back of his head. Tort gets up, drops another one. Gets up, drops another. He then starts kicking at him quickly. But JackHammer is too fresh, and grabs the ropes to begin pulling himself up.
Zach Davis: This is a hard man to keep down.
JackHammer is soon to his feet, and kicks Torture with a stiff boot to the gut. He then hits a forearm to the head before irish whipping Tort to the ropes. As Tort comes back, JackHammer then executes a Big Boot, sending him down. JackHammer goes for the quick pin.
No, Tort quickly gets the shoulder up.
Shannan Lerch: Damn.
JackHammer kicks Torture a few times before beginning to climb the top rope.
Zach Davis: The big man up top?! NO WAY-
JackHammer flies off with a huge Guillotine Legdrop! But Torture rolls out of the way in the nick of time and JackHammer lands on nothing but mat! JackHammer rolls away, clutching his lower back, while Torture brings himself to his feet. Torture again kicks at him a few times, and then pulls him in and goes for a Piledriver... but JackHammer reverses it into a back bodydrop!
Shannan Lerch: Torture isn't going to be able to hit his Powerbombs or Piledrivers on a man of this size.
Torture is to his feet, and quickly kicks JackHammer's legs. He then jumps and hits a Dropkick, sending JackHammer into a corner. The New Dynasty corner. With Dake Ken and Nate Nytro's help, he begins lifting JackHammer up so he's sitting on the top turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: What is this?
As soon as he's up there, Torture hits him with a few stiff shots, grabs his head, BAM TORTURE'S DEVICE OUT OF NOWHERE!
Shannan Lerch: NO!
Torture goes for the pin, while Dake and Nate get in the ring to stop Chino and Zafirah.
Zach Davis: The World Champion got the pin!
Chino has managed to throw Nate Nytro out of the ring, and quickly attacks Torture. Dake has his hands full with Zafirah, and they've ended up brawling on the outside. Torture and Chino exchange lefts and rights, brawling back and forth!
Shannan Lerch: After School of Pain, these two HATE each other! Lordy.
Zach Davis: They hated each other before School of Pain, too.
Suddenly Seth Lerch slides in from the back with a chair! He hits Torture in the back, and Torture is basically unaffected.
Shannan Lerch: Crap.
Torture and Chino look at each other, nod, turn and both clock Seth right in the face. Seth goes down and those two begin brawling once again!
Zach Davis: We're out of time! See you on Friday the 13th, for Creeping Death's XIII!
Slam fades out as Torture and Chino brawl, neither gaining the upper hand.