Sunday Slam Intro
"You're Fired" Battle Royal: Meyers vs Genocide vs Michaels vs Nytro vs Dark Prophet vs Victory
The Iowa Connection vs Simply Outrageous
Outcast vs Wreck
Dake Ken/Creeping Death vs Logan/Reckless Jack

WCF Sunday Slam Intro

Glasgow Mega-Snake by Mogwai plays, and Sunday Slam is on the air! The camera pans across the arena, showing all the fans and their signs and all that jazz. We then, of course, go ringside to Zach Davis and Shannan Lerch.

Zach Davis: Another Sunday, another Slam, and we have a great show tonight!

Shannan Lerch: Some day we should say we have a lousy show and the fans might as well just tune out now.

Zach Davis: You go right ahead! I'd rather not get fired, thanks.

Shannan Lerch: Our main event tonight has Dake Ken's return to the ring, teaming with Creeping Death, to take on Reckless Jack and Logan. And what a bizarre situation there!

Zach Davis: You're telling me. Logan is the WCF Champion. Creeping Death is the KWA Champion. And Reckless Jack is the XCW Champion. Dake Ken is just a kick ass guy, no gold for him, but still. You know he's gunning for Logan.

Shannan Lerch: That match came about as a result of last week's main event. Also last week, we saw the return of Outcast, interfering and attacking Wreck. This week, we have Wreck going one on one with Outcast. That should be an interesting match-up!

Zach Davis: We'll see two of our tag teams hook up when the Iowa Connection takes on Simply Outrageous. Alex Adams hasn't been doing too great, so we'll see if having a tag team partner helps him out.

Shannan Lerch: And in our opening match, well, this is interesting. A five minute battle royal... and anyone that gets eliminated is FIRED!

Zach Davis: Guess the WCF roster got too big, and Seth was too lazy to pay them all.

Shannan Lerch: Or some WCF wrestlers got too lazy, either way.

Zach Davis: Both Kurtis Victory and Dark Prophet are involved in this match, and if either of them get eliminated, their Titles will go to whoever eliminated. So we have a possibility of not only two men getting fired, but two Title changes! I can't wait!

Shannan Lerch: In this match we'll also see two debuts: Alden Meyers and Genocide. Let's go.

"You're Fired!" Battle Royal
Alden Meyers vs Genocide vs Jon Michaels vs Nate Nytro vs Dark Prophet vs Kurtis Victory

Multi-colored lights flash all over the arena as the opening sounds of "Rock the Casbah" blare over the P.A. system. As the classic 80's song blasts throughout the building, "Pretty Boy" Alden Meyers takes a few steps out from the back before delivering one of his many trademarked poses. Sporting a flashy, thousand dollar jacket that makes Ric Flair's robe look like a dishrag, Alden casually makes his way to the ring, exchanging winks and smiles with every young woman he sees.

"Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits the PA system. Out comes Genocide, looking fierce, walking angirly to the ring. A few feet behind him is his manager, "Dangerous" Darryl Black, shouting things at him to pump him up. He is wearing a red suit with a matching top hat. When Genocide enters the ring, he goes over the top rope, and paces around the ring waiting for the match to start.

Zach Davis: And here are two of the newest members to the roster. They might just be losing their jobs tonight anyway.

Shannan Lerch: That'd suck.

The sick guitar riffs that start off Walk play, and Jon Michaels comes out and points towards the back, and Laura Michaels steps out to a huge reaction. Jon plays the crowd and meets Laura in the middle of the stage, and they kiss. Jon then makes his way to the ring, pointing down at his opponent, his wife following him. Jon it talking trash, and jumps up on the apron, and Laura crawls into the ring between his legs, and she looks up, and Jon bends over and kisses her on the forehead. Jon enters the ring, and Laura points to Jon as he plays the crowd on the turnbuckle.

The arena is covered in a blanket of darkness, as a solitary green light shines on the entrance way. After the small opening riff, the drums smash in and lights flash and spiral everywhere (white, green, and blue are the main colors). Nate Nytro makes his entrance, walking up the ramp and sliding into the ring. He interacts with the crowd with waves, hand claps, and taunts on the turnbuckles.

Zach Davis: Next up, the Champions. Remember, whoever eliminates them wins their belt...

Shannan Lerch: They're basically giant bullseyes.

The lights fade to a crimson hue, and the cryptic and eerie intro to "Falling Away From Me" by Korn begins to echo through the P.A. speakers. As the guitars rip through the speakers like the dead being drug through a swamp, lightning hits the entrance ramp, exploding in a plume of smoke, and Dark Prophet slowly begins to walk out from the back. Prophet is met with jeers from his haters, and cheers from his long standing fans. He approaches the ring and slides under the ropes. As he rises, the lights rise as well, and Prophet takes off his trenchcoat and lays it by the ringpost and the stairs.

Kurtis Victory (KV) comes out to Fort Minor's Remember The Name. Walks down the ramp and into the ring. The crowd cheers him. He steps into the ring, and is ready to wrestle.

Zach Davis: I see they saved the best entrance for last!

Shannan Lerch: Guess so. The bell rang, and the five minute clock is running!

Genocide goes right on the attack on Meyers. Michaels goes for Victory and Nytro goes for Prophet.

Zach Davis: Yup, everyone is after the Titles. Well, except Genocide, apparently.

Genocide is beating Meyers down with brutal forearms to the head. He knees him in the gut a few times before kneeing him right in the face as well!

Shannan Lerch: So much for the "pretty boy!"

Genocide throws Meyers into the ropes. He bounces off and Genocide catches him in a Bearhug. He shakes him and pulls it tight, holding him for several seconds. Meyers yells out in pain, and after a little while Genocide throws him down. He then picks him up and dead lifts him over his head!

Zach Davis: Oh my!

He holds him there for a few seconds before throwing him right over the top rope!

Shannan Lerch: Ahem.. YOOUU'RREE FIRED!

Meanwhile, Michaels has Victory in a corner. He Clotheslines him once, twice, thrice, and keeps hitting Clothesline after Clothesline. He then climbs up and begins punching him. Once, twice... but no, Victory picks him up and attempts to throw him out of the ring!

Zach Davis: FIRED-

Somehow Michaels grabs onto the ropes however, and manages to stay on the apron. He climbs back in, but Genocide runs at both men and Clotheslines them down. He then picks Michaels up and places his head between his legs, picks him up for a Powerbomb.. and Powerbombs him right out of the ring!

Shannan Lerch: There we go! FIRED! Brutally.

Zach Davis: This Genocide guy is a monster.

Dark Prophet is beating Nate Nytro down on the other side of the ring. Nate is down in the corner, and Prophet is stomping mudholes in him. He picks him up and puts him into the Torture Rack.

Shannan Lerch: Nate could be trying harder.. he's better than this. He just doesn't seem to care.

Prophet dumps Nytro over the top rope! But Nate lands on the apron.

Zach Davis: Nate almost got fired there-

Nate shrugs his shoulders and hops off the apron, eliminating himself.

Shannan Lerch: What?!

Zach Davis: Well.. um.. Nate is gone, I guess. He just doesn't care.

Shannan Lerch: Regardless, we're down to only three men. Genocide, Dark Prophet, and Kurtis Victory.

Zach Davis: And we only have about a minute left.

The three men look at each other, each knowing they have golden opportunities. Victory is the first to move, and kicks away at Dark Prophet. Genocide joins him and the two beat down on the Hardcore Champion. Victory then turns to Genocide and hits him. He throws him to the ropes, and catches him with a Powerslam!

Shannan Lerch: Kurtis Victory is on fire!

Dark Prophet lunges towards Victory from behind and pushes him right into the ref, who gets pushed into the turnbuckle. Victory turns around and picks Prophet up...

Zach Davis: I bet Torture would like to see him win that Hardcore Title!

...But Tommy Havock is in the ring from behind! Tommy Havock attacks Kurtis Victory, hitting him several times in the head and picking him up with the Peer-Pressure!!

Shannan Lerch: Ouch!

Havock grabs Victory and throws him out of the ring! He then sprints up the ramp and to the back.

Zach Davis: Surely, this can't count.

The ref stands up, and looks towards the clock. 3... 2.... 1! The match is over. He looks down at the ground outside, and sees Kurtis Victory there, slowly beginning to stand up. He takes the Television Title, looks at Dark Prophet and Genocide, and doesn't know what to do with it.

Shannan Lerch: All I know is, that belt isn't going back to Victory!

Zach Davis: Bullshit.

Victory rolls into the ring, and he goes to take his Title back, but the ref won't let him. KV tries to explain what happened, but being the typical ref that he is, he won't listen. Soon Victory shrugs his shoulders and just pushes the ref away with all his force and takes his Title back. He then rolls out and heads up the ramp.

Shannan Lerch: I... I don't know what's going on!

Zach Davis: Despite Havock's interference, I'm sure Victory is still the TV Champion. But I'm sure he is pissed.

The Iowa Connection vs Simply Outrageous

We hear the roar of the start to "Born Again Anarchist" The crowd starts to cheer when Craig and Alex step onto the stage. They walk down the rampway, slapping the hands of the fans along the way. Once they are in the ring, they headbangs on one of the turnbuckles.

Zach Davis: Here comes the newest tag team to WCF, The Iowa Connection. Alex Adams has been around for a couple of weeks, but Craig is a new man here to WCF.

Shannan Lerch: Yeah, let’s see what these new guys can do.

Rollin by Limp Bizkit plays and Burn Out and Road Rage, Simply Outrageous, come out. They ride motorcycles down to the ring.

Zach Davis: Here are the veterans to WCF, Burn Out and Road Rage.

Shannan Lerch: Indeed, seems like they have been around for a long time.

Craig and Road Rage start the match off for their teams. Craig and R.R. circle around each other a few times before locking horns in the middle of the ring in a collar and elbow tie up. R.R. gets the advantage thanks to his size and pushes Craig down to the mat like a fly. Craig gets back up and goes over to talk to Alex. Craig goes back towards R.R. They lock up once more. This time though, Craig elbows R.R. in the face. He then runs off the ropes and hits a clothesline that makes the big man stagger back a little bit. Craig hits a few punches to the face now. R.R. is into the turnbuckle now, in a neutral corner.

Zach Davis: Seems like Road Rage is like John Wayne toilet paper.

Shannan Lerch: How so?

Zach Davis: Rough, tough and doesn’t take shit from anyone.

Shannan Lerch: Who is John Wayne?

R.R. hits a massive punch to Craig’s face from out of nowhere, perhaps breaking the nose. Blood is coming out now. R.R. kicks Craig in the gut and throws him into the ropes. Craig comes back and ducks a clothesline. Off the ropes back towards R.R. now. This time though, Craig gets caught with a Fall Away Slam by Road Rage. R.R. goes over and tags Burn Out into the match. Burn Out wastes no time by stomping Craig. Alex Adams tries getting into the ring, but the ref puts a stop to that in no time. Burn Out picks up Craig and hits a Piledriver. Cover. One! Two! The count is broke up by Adams. Burn Out makes a quick tag to Road Rage. Road Rage comes in and waits for Craig to get up.

Zach Davis: Simply Outrageous has dominated this match since the start.

Shannan Lerch: Yeah they have. Let’s see how good The Iowa Connection is.

Craig gets up as R.R. hits a huge (and I mean huge) Lariat. Craig grabs his head once it smacks the mat. R.R. then drops a leg across the chest of Craig before covering. One! Two! Kick out by Craig. R.R. tags in Burn Out again. Road Rage stays in the ring. Craig gets to his feet as Road Rage and Burn Out try for a Double Clothesline. Craig ducks this and comes back with clotheslines to both men. All three men are down as the crowd starts to clap for a tag along with Alex Adams.

Zach Davis: Could this be the turning point that this young team needs?

Shannan Lerch: It very well could dumbass.

Craig is almost to his corner before Burn Out picks him up. Burn Out goes for a Powerslam, but Craig slides down his back. Craig turns Burn Out around and hits a DDT in which Burn Out’s face lands on the mat. Craig leaps towards his corner to tag in Alex Adams, who comes in fired up.

Zach Davis: THE TAG IS MADE!

Shannan Lerch: Please don’t yell.

Burn Out is up and gets a Snap Suplex from Adams. Road Rage is in the ring, only to receive a Thrust Kick to the chest. He goes down as Adams yells loudly to the crowd. Adams picks up Burn Out and attempts The Iowa Death Driver, but Burn Out slips out of the hold. Burn Out hits The Burn. Both men are down now. Craig is up in the corner as is Road Rage, waiting for the tag. Adams gets to his corner first and tags in a refreshed man. Craig pulls Burn Out away from his corner, then picks him up. Craig hits a Piledriver before going to the top rope.

Zach Davis: Going to the high rent district here.

Shannan Lerch: What do you know about high rent, besides the hookers?

Craig jumps off and hits a Leg Drop. Road Rage has seen enough and comes into the ring. Road Rage blindsides Craig once he is up. Adams comes in to fight Road Rage. Road Rage ducks a Lariat and attempts one of his own. Adams ducks that Lariat and then hits a Release Dragon Suplex. Road Rage rolls out of the ring. Craig picks up Burn Out and hits the Flat on the Mat. Alex Adams goes to the top rope now. Adams hits a Leg Drop before Craig covers.



Three! The Iowa Connection has won.

Zach Davis: Good action here on Slam with the new guys getting the win.

Shannan Lerch: Yeah, The Field of Dreams is no longer a sappy movie.

Zach Davis: Indeed.

Outcast vs Wreck

The lights go down as the drums of the song begin to play. The lights flicker to the beat. When the lyrics kick in a montage of Wreck's career is shown. The lights begin flashing harder and harder. When the Chorus hits, the lights come up in a big flash as white pyros shoot up every which way. Wreck walks down the runway to the ring as fans cheer and boo.

Gods of Thunder by KISS hits, and the crowd roars! Outcast runs from the back and slides right into the ring.

Zach Davis: He sure isn't wasting any time!

Wreck pounds on him as he slides in, but Outcast is quickly to his feet. He throws Wreck to the ropes and hits a Big Boot! He then picks Wreck up and grabs his throat... he hits a Choke Toss, throwing him into the turnbuckle.

Shannan Lerch: Ouch. Wreck looks like he hit his back hard.

Outcast runs at him and hits the Sick Twist! Wreck is still clutching his back, and Outcast lifts him up onto the turnbuckle. He climbs up with him...

Zach Davis: I have a feeling he's going for the Super Tombstone Piledriver.

But no! Wreck somehow starts fighting back, and grabs Outcast's throat. He jumps off the top rope.. SUPER CHOKESLAM! Wreck quickly makes the pin.



Outcast kicks out!

Shannan Lerch: Zuh? How?!

Seth Lerch has made his way down to the ring. He starts to get in, but the ref tells him not to.

Zach Davis: What the.. what is he doing down here?

Shannan Lerch: Um.. he OWNS this damn place.

Rick Mad slides into the ring behind the ref's back, and is wearing a pair of iron knuckles! He clocks Outcast right in the face, and then slides out of the ring. Wreck pins him again, and Seth lets the ref count.




Zach Davis: Well.. Wreck has just defeated Outcast.

Shannan Lerch: I'd call that the most important win of his career!

Wreck rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp, smiling and laughing. Rick Mad and Seth Lerch are going up the ring as well. Outcast gets up, looking angry as all hell.

Zach Davis: Pissing Outcast off usually.. isn't a great idea.

Dake Ken/Creeping Death vs Logan/Reckless Jack

As the sound of a horse comes across the PA, the lights in the arean go black. As the bass guitar picks up, the lights raise up slightly leaving the arena in a drak grey fog. As the guitar comes in gold pyro and shoots off, followed by the lights returning to normal. Dake Ken walks out from behind the curtain. He stands their waiting for his cue from the lead guitar to walk down the ramp to the ring, before he does, he scans the crowd with his famous smirk that alwayas is on his face. As the lead guitar comes in Dake makes his way down the ramp, peering at fans or scowling at people who don't like him. Dake simply walks up the steps and enters the ring. He goes the the opposite turnbuckle and leans against it, in an arrogant sort of way waiting for his opponet to come out, as "Bad Horsie" continues to play over the PA.

The lights slowly fade to black. Bells toll as the screen shows shots of a big wooden cross wrapped in barbed wire in the middle of a thunderstorm. While the cross is shown ... "Raining Blood" begins to play. The opening, anyways. Giving sound to the storm on the Jumbotron, as that changes from normal rain to blood rain. On each drum hit, the arena lights up red, giving the effect of red lightning. Just before the song kicks in, actual red blood rain cascades down from the heavens, in a wall along the stage. When it kicks into high gear, around the 33 second mark, the lights come on just a tad, giving light to the dark. Standing infront of the wall of blood is Creeping Death, arms stretched out in a crucifix fashion, wearing the KWA Title. CD stands there for a second, taking in the crowd's reaction. Then he slowly makes his way down the ramp, looking out into the audience. As he reaches the ring, he slides in under the bottom rope, and pops to his feet. CD walks over to a turnbuckle, jumps to the middle rope facing in the ring, does the crucifix pose once again, and then takes a seat on the top turnbuckle, awaiting the match to begin.

Zach Davis: There's our first team!

Master of Puppets blasts over the PA system, and Seth Lerch walks out. And in the ring, Reckless Jack and Logan slide in, attacking their opponents from behind!

Shannan Lerch: Good strategy!

Zach Davis: CHEAP.

Seth laughs and walks to the ring. The bell chimes and the match is on. Jack is attacking Creeps, and Logan is attacking Dake. Logan and Jack pick their respective men up and both hit Backbreakers at the same time. They start stomping on them before the ref tells them one of them has to get out. Jack decides to start the match. He picks Creeps up and throws him out of the ring, leaving himself and Dake Ken. He stomps at Dake a few times and picks him up before hitting a Snapmare. He then locks in a Sleeper, so that Dake is facing Logan. Logan points and laughs.

Shannan Lerch: He's so cute when he's mocking someone.

Zach Davis: Not this again...

A look of anger comes across Dake's face, and he starts powering to his feet as the fans clap. He's up, and elbows Jack several times in the gut. He runs to the ropes and goes for a Clothesline but Jack ducks and hits a Uranage Backdrop! He goes for the pin. One.. two.. Dake kicks out.

Shannan Lerch: Close call. Maybe a slow count.

Zach Davis: Your bias is showing.

Shannan Lerch: My WHAT!? You pervert!

Zach Davis: ..Sigh..

Jack climbs to the top rope, and the fans start booing. Jack taunts them a bit before flying off with a Shooting Star Elbow Drop!

Shannan Lerch: That's how you do it-

But no! Dake moves out of the way at the last second.

Zach Davis: Jack shouldn't have let the fans get to him.

Dake slowly gets to his feet, but so does Jack. The two exchange blows until Dake blocks one of them and kicks Jack in the gut. He picks him up and puts him in position for a Stalling Piledriver, letting the blood rush to his head. Logan gets in the ring to stop him.

Shannan Lerch: Logan to save the day!

..But Creeps gets in the ring as well, runs at Logan and hits a Vertical Bodypress. Dake jumps and hits the Piledriver! He quickly pins Jack, hooking the leg. One... two... Jack gets the shoulder up.

Zach Davis: Was THAT a slow count, too?

Shannan Lerch: Fast, if anything!

Creeps is back in his corner, and Dake tags him in. Creeps jumps to the top rope and flies off with a Swanton onto Jack. He picks Jack up, and once again Logan tries getting in the ring. The ref turns to stop him, and while he does Jack hits CD with a low blow!

Zach Davis: Ugh. Come on. Right in the baby maker.

Shannan Lerch: Speaking of babies, I was driving a Lexus to the arena, and-

Zach Davis: We don't have time for your inside joke related stories, Shannan, we have a match to call!

Jack quickly tags in Logan. Logan gets into the ring cockily and takes his shots against CD, hitting forearms to the head. He then hits a Snap Suplex. He grabs Creeps' legs and locks in a Figure Four Leglock, so that he is facing Dake. Logan yells across the ring to him, talking trash. Dake gets fed up and tries to get into the ring, and of course the ref has to stop him. In the meanwhile, Logan sits up and punches Creeping Death right in the testicles.

Shannan Lerch: That's a man!

Zach Davis: This match... this is hard to watch.

Dake sees what is happening and gets back onto the apron. Logan picks Creeps up, who is in lots of pain, and executes a Belly to Belly Suplex. He then pins Creeping Death, almost cockily, without hooking the leg.




Shannan Lerch: How he did that with a groin injury the likes of which we've never seen, I have no idea.

Logan picks Creeps up again and goes for the Superkick, but Creeps somehow catches his leg! He goes to spin him around, but Logan hits the Impact Style!

Zach Davis: IMPACT STYLE! Creeps goes down!

He pins!




Shannan Lerch: What?!?

Outside the ring, Seth is furious. He rolls into the ring, and the ref tells him to get out. He threatens to fire him, however, and the ref sighs. Logan picks Creeps up and holds him from behind, while Lerch cracks his knuckles.

Zach Davis: He... he's going to punch him in the crotch, isn't he?

Shannan Lerch: Yes, Zach, yes he is.

Zach Davis: Excuse me while I close my eyes.

Seth gets ready for it, but NO! He's met with a Bitch Kick out of nowhere! Logan throws Creeps to the ground and goes to attack Dake as Seth rolls out of the ring, but Dake hits him with another Bitch Kick! Logan drops to the ground now as well. Jack jumps into the ring, runs at Dake... BAM! Another Bitch Kick!

Shannan Lerch: That CHEATER!

Zach Davis: Dake Ken is on fire!

But finally the ref is once again doing his job, and orders Dake out of the ring. The crowd boos heavily. Regardless, Creeping Death crawls toward DK, trying to make the tag. Dake reaches his arm out.. Creeps makes the tag! At the same time, Logan tags Jack! Both men get into the ring, and Dake goes for another Bitch Kick. Jack ducks it, and quickly rolls Dake up out of nowhere!


Jack puts his feet on the ropes!



Shannan Lerch: WHOA!

Zach Davis: Jack has just pinned Dake Ken! Albeit not exactly cleanly.

Logan gets into the ring and starts kicking away at Dake Ken, as does Jack. Lerch slides in and starts kicking Creeping Death. Rick Mad, Rage, and Wreck all run down and start beating on them as well. Rage gets a chair.

Shannan Lerch: Yyeess!

Zach Davis: This isn't right.. arrghhhh..

Outcast runs down to the ring, but as he slides in Rage hits him with a chair. As the other guys beat them down, Seth gets on the mic.

Seth Lerch: Haha! See what happens when you mess with us!?

Rage hits Outcast with the chair again. Davey Ortega runs down next, and BAM! Another chairshot.

Seth Lerch: What do you think you're doing?!?!

The fans boo. Seth pretends to look hurt.

Seth Lerch: Aw, Logan, they don't like us! Get the gun.

Logan smiles, and rolls out of the ring, looking for something under it.

Zach Davis: What... what is he.. a gun?

Logan pulls out a large gun... and as we see it closer, we can tell it's a T-shirt gun that they use to shoot t-shirts into the audience. Logan slides into the ring.

Seth Lerch: SHOOT!

Logan shoots a T-shirt into the crowd! He shoots a few others afterwards.

Shannan Lerch: Aw, he's so generous!

Zach Davis: What in the HELL is going on here!?

A few fans have taken the T-shirts out of their little canister thingys... and the camera zooms in on one, which reads, of course... T.O.T.

Shannan Lerch: The Team of Treachery is back!

Zach Davis: Duh. Sigh.

Seth Lerch: Hey, Logan. You think Dake wants a shirt?

Logan nods. Rick Mad and Rage pick Dake up, and Logan aims the gun right into Dake's gut.

Zach Davis: This is going to hurt.

BAM! Logan shoots it, and Dake's face is full of pain. Logan laughs, and slaps him before Rick and Rage let him drop to the ground.

Seth Lerch: The Team of Treachery is back. The end.

The copyright info appears at the bottom of the screen, and we fade out.