Sunday Slam Intro
Creeping Death vs Thorrska Rojida vs Miguel Sanchez vs Infra-Red vs Eric Kennedy
Lawnmower Jones/David Alastair vs Chris Avery/Conrad Howell
Reckless Jack vs Logan/Jack of Blades/Rick Mad/Rage/Bob the Cameraman/Cryboy McEmo
Logan/Jack of Blades Segment
Tag Titles: Disorder by Design vs Skyler Striker/Thunder
Sunday Slam Intro
Glasgow Megasnake by Mogwai plays over the speakers, as always, and Sunday Slam comes to live. Pyro blasts from the stage, from the ring, from the air, just about everywhere pyro can blast from. The crowd yells and cheers and holds up their signs before we go to the announcers.
Zach Davis: Welcome to the second to last show before One! I'm Zach Davis, here with Shannan Lerch.
Shannan Lerch: What a main event we have tonight! A Tag Titles rematch, with Disorder by Design, JJ Biggs and Danny Vice, up against Skyler Striker and Thunder.
Zach Davis: To be honest, Striker and Thunder winning those belts was completely unexpected. Biggs had held onto those Tag belts for quite a while, by himself. And with Danny Vice with him, he seemed unstoppable. But those two men managed to pull it off.
Shannan Lerch: Last week, however, Vice and Biggs both won their singles matches against Thunder and Striker, respectively. It seems like they have the Tag Team Champions' number here.
Zach Davis: We'll find out. The final chapter in Danny Vice vs Skyler Striker, a Hell in a Cell match, is only two weeks away, so there is always the chance emotions over that will get in the way. I can't wait.
Shannan Lerch: We also have.. well, uh, I don't even know how to react to this. Reckless Jack in a handicap match against Logan, ...Jack of Blades..., Rick Mad, Rage, Bob the Cameraman, and Cryboy McEmo.
Zach Davis: Everyone knows Logan and Jack of Blades. They're fighting in the MAIN EVENT OF ONE and they're buddy-buddy with each other. As for the other four men... well, Rick Mad and Rage are long time associated of Seth Lerch. They were a tag team known as Mob Mentality. Bob the Cameraman is a former tag partner of Rick Mad as well. To be honest, Bob is the most underrated wrestler in the history of ever. Very handsome, as well. I can't say enough good things about him.
Shannan Lerch: Give it up, Zach. Everyone knows Bob the Cameraman is your alter ego. Well, okay, maybe it was just me that knew that, mostly, but still.
Zach Davis: LALALAALA I'M NOT LISTENING. Anyway, as for Cryboy McEmo... well, he's just there.
Shannan Lerch: This is a bizarre matchup. And of course, Seth Lerch, my brother, is the special referee. I'd really wish he or Logan or somebody would defend me after what Jack did the other week, but they just keep telling me to get over it. Sigh.
Zach Davis: They're great to you, aren't they? We also have a tag match with Lawnmower Jones and David Alastair taking on the team of Chris Avery and Conrad Howell.
Shannan Lerch: Avery and Howell were succesful as a tag team last week. Jones and Alastair, conversely, fought each other last week.
Zach Davis: That makes this a pretty interesting matchup.
Shannan Lerch: And lastly, we have Creeping Death vs Thorrska Rojida vs Miguel Sanchez vs Infra-Red vs Eric Kennedy.
Zach Davis: Quite frankly, Creeping Death was stuck with nothing to do at One. So tonight he's back to doing what he does best: "n00b killing."
Shannan Lerch: We'll have to see if these "n00bs" are able to be killed, though. We know Infra-Red and Eric Kennedy have beef with each other after tagging last week, but we also know they're tough competitors. Thorrska Rojida just sounds like a badass name to me, and Miguel Sanchez WAS impressive before seemingly disappearing.
Zach Davis: Well lets just see how this turns out.
Creeping Death vs Thorrska Rojida vs Miguel Sanchez vs Infra-Red vs Eric Kennedy
The lights slowly fade to black. Bells toll as the screen shows shots of a big wooden cross wrapped in barbed wire. It's a sunny day as the "happy" opening to "The Light That Blinds" by Shadows Fall plays.The crowd goes along with the sounds. "Doo-da-doo dooing" along with it. As the song gets darker and darker, the sunny day turns to night. Black clouds roll in and rain begins falling on the cross. Lightning crashes about. As the lightning crashes, white lights in the arena flash. When the song kicks up, thirty four seconds in, the entire crowd begins headbanging in unison and throwing the horns in the air as the lights come on just a tad, giving light to the dark. Standing on the stage is Creeping Death, wearing a black hoodie with the hood up, arms stretched out in a crucifix fashion. CD stands there for a second or thirty, until the vocals start, taking in the crowd's reaction. Then he slowly makes his way down the ramp, looking out into the audience. As he reaches the ring, he slides in under the bottom rope, and pops to his feet. CD walks over to a turnbuckle, jumps to the middle rope facing in the ring, does the crucifix pose once again, takes the hoodie off, and then takes a seat on the top turnbuckle, awaiting the match to begin.
Shannan Lerch: Creeping Death doesn't have a chance up against all these young bucks.
Thorrska Rojida walks in with two women beside him and removes his coat revealing his body. As he walks down the stage, Death's Best Friend plays in the background and flashing stobe lights and white fireworks from the ground light up as he approaches the ring.
Zach Davis: The newest wrestler we have here.
Pain Redefined by Disturbed begins to boom through the arena. Not long after, Miguel Sanchez walks down the stage and onto the ramp with a robe on and a hood on his head. He goes down the ramp slowly and approaches the steel ring steps. He walks up slowly. At the top of the steps he takes off the hood and crosses himself with his fingers. He then walks onto the apron and into the ring. He takes off the black robe and begins to stretch for his opponents.
Shannan Lerch: Sanchez must be hoping to re-establish himself after dropping off the radar lately.
The Only Medicine by Scary Kids Scaring Kids picks up over the speaker system. The songs plays loudly over the system, as from backstage Infra-Red walks out anxiously. Red paces down the ramp, and tags his caring fans on each side of the ramp. At the bottom of the ramp, Infra-Red pulls himself up onto the apron, and tightly grasp the top rope. The fans are going nuts, as Infra-Red hops over the top rope into the ring. Infra-Red quickly follows up by walking to the nearby ropes, and climbs up onto the middle rope, and raises his arms in the air. Red then hops back down onto the mat, and awaits for the match to begin.
Zach Davis: And here is Infra-Red, who has been feuding with Eric Kennedy lately...
"King's Collide" by Godsmack begins to play slowly over the PA System. King Kennedy walks out onto the entrance ramp wearing a red and white robe. He holds a golden scepter in his right hand and raises it in the air as golden pyros shoot out of the ramp. Kennedy begins making his way down the aisle, stopping occasionally to taunt some of the fans who are booing him. Kennedy walks slowly up the ring steps and walks to the middle apron where he steps into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and again raises the scepter into the air as golden pyros begin to spray out of the apron of the ring. Kennedy slowly removes his robe and hands it to the referee who quickly takes it outside. Kennedy walks over to the turnbuckle and lays his scepter underneath it as the music begins to die down.
Shannan Lerch: And here is Eric Kennedy himself.
The bell rings, and the match is on. Infra-Red dives and tackles Kennedy down, and begins showering him with punches. The two roll out of the ring and begin brawling. Creeping Death hits several stiff kicks to Rojida's legs. Sanchez approaches, and CD hits stiff kicks to him as well. He then DDTs both of them down to the mat!
Zach Davis: Creeping Death taking down two men at once, how do you feel about that, Shannan?
Shannan Lerch: Shut up.
CD stomps both of them a few times before dragging them closer to the turnbuckle and positioning them. He then begins climbing up to the top.
Zach Davis: What's this? It isn't going to be safe.
CD reaches the top, and flies off with a Shooting Star Press onto both men! He pins both of them at once..
Shannan Lerch: Close, but no cigar for Creeping Death, thank God.
Eric Kennedy is back in the ring, and kicked CD off. Kennedy picks CD up, but Creeps starts punching him in the gut a few times. He then hits a Jawbreaker. Kennedy stumbles back, and Creeps Dropkicks him in the back, smashing him stomachfirst into a turnbuckle. CD then grabs him and executes a Full Nelson Suplex, keeping it locked for a pin.
This time Infra-Red breaks it up. Creeps gets up and he and Red tie up. Red gets the advantage, putting CD in a headlock, but CD pushes him off. Red is sent running to the other side of the ring, bounces off, and CD throws him back outside over the top rope. He then turns back to Kennedy, and spits out a white mist!
Zach Davis: That's the White Death! Kennedy could be blinded!
Kennedy begins to stumble away, but Creeping Death grabs him and kicks him in the gut... and hits For Whom The Bell Tolls. He then pins.
Shannan Lerch: ARGH.
Zach Davis: Creeping Death is triumphant... and I don't think we'll be seeing The King anymore. He must be blinded.
Shannan Lerch: Damn you, Creeping Death!
CD rolls out of the ring and heads to the back while the other men in the ring try to compose themselves. EMTs come out to take Eric Kennedy away, and Infra-Red doesn't seem happy that CD has taken out his rival.
The crowd is in a stunned silence as “Voodoo Child” by Jimi Hendrix starts up over the PA as the old Alliance of Violence banner is shown across the tron. A man wearing a suit, sunglasses, and carrying a mic in hand begins walking to the ring as the WCF fans are still somewhat stunned at the events happening. The man looks around and takes in everything at once before taking off his sunglasses as only a very few fans recognize him. He smiles in a cocky way and begins to speak into the mic. He taps the mic and begins.
Man: Hello? Is this thing on?
The crowd boos some.
Man: Sorry, I’ve just been wrestling in so many different top quality places and I wanted to make sure the WCF actually had working microphones and a decent PA system before I began to introduce myself to everyone!
The boos begin to pick up somewhat.
Man: I’m Davey Boone and I want to thank you all for having me out here tonight...it is quite an honor to be working here for Mr. Birch or whatever his name is here in the WCF. Now let me explain a little bit on why I’m here...I’m here to let everyone know that the AoV has joined back together!
No crowd reaction whatsoever as Boone is shocked.
Davey Boone: What? You people have NEVER heard of the Alliance of Violence?
Crowd: HELL NO!!
Davey Boone: I’m glad you said something....the AoV is only the most elite group ever assembled in professional wrestling. It has been to the very pinnacle of wrestling and atop the wrestling world as we know it! There have never been bigger names in wrestling to join the AoV than the AoV originals. The AoV consists of 3 members....of course myself Davey Boone. One of the greatest wrestlers of all time and future hall of famers.......Adam Knite...one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, multi-time champion of every belt imaginable, and future hall of famer....and new friend we’ve met in our adventures....”Sweet” Willy Carter....he’s our...well...our managerial assistant. We will probably offend several people in our antics, we will probably piss some people off, but I just want everyone to know that this is only for fun. I mean..the AoV is a group that just loves to have fun and dominate just like I’m confident we will. So please, don’t be offended by anything we do...just laugh and move on. Trust me, it’d be the best thing you could do...anyways...I’m so confident that I’m here right now to issue an open challenge. That’s right, I’m here to offer an open challenge to anybody back there in the WCF locker room for next week. Singles match, 1 on 1 with yours truly Davey Boone!
Crowd: CREEPING DEATH! CREEPING DEATH! CREEPING DEATH!
Davey Boone: Haha, you people wish! But I am sure the front office will have a competitor ready for me for next week that will be a very worthy opponent. Your Reckless Jack or even WCF’s very own Thunder...doesn’t really matter who it is that is picked to face off against me next week...you can rest assure that I’ll take care of them. Now, I can’t promise everyone here that my tag team partner Adam Knite will be here next week....I can’t even promise you that Willy Carter will be here next week, but you can bet your life I will be here...be ready...and take on whomever Mr. Lerch chooses for me to face. Thank you all again...and GOD BLESS!
“Voodoo Child” by Jimi Hendrix hits the PA again as Davey Boone steps through the ropes and makes his way back up the ramp waving towards the fans who begin to boo him wildly.
Lawnmower Jones/David Alastair vs Chris Avery/Conrad Howell
The words "My Name is Lawnmower Jones, and I Love to Mow!" are heard across the arena. Then, Scottish bagpipes are heard around the arena, as a motor starting then a lawnmower mowing is heard. Lawnmower Jones walks out from the back pushing his lawnmower Lonnie to the ring. He sneers at all the fans and refuses to touch anyone. When he gets ringside, he leaves Lonnie by the lower left ringpost, and slides into the ring. He shouts thing at the crowd then stretches in one corner.
The beginning of "Atomic Garden" introduces a sheet of light fog, which covers the entrance way. Seen at the right angle, one can manage to see a figure standing behind the fog. As the words "Everybody wants to dance in a playpen/But nobody wants to play in my garden/I see the hippies on an angry line/Guess they don't get my meaning" rattles through the arena, David Alastair steps out of the fog. A good deal of cheers reign down on David, as he inhales, exhales, and looks around, giving the impression of scanning the path before him. "I'm enchanted by the birds in my blossoms/I'm enamored by young lovers on the weekend/I like the Fourth of July/When bombs start flashing/And I wish I had a shiny red top/A bugle with a big brass bell would cheer me up/Or maybe something bigger that could really go pop!" rings into the sound system, David spreads his arms outward and stays like that until the chorus comes in. David then proceeds down the ramp and slides into the ring. David proceeds to taunt on the nearest turnbuckle. He embraces the crowd reactions by extending his arms out and proceeds to slowly step off the turnbuckle, preparing for his upcoming match...
Zach Davis: Here is the first team, and now it is time for the second.
Baby Boy comes over the loud speakers and Chris Avery makes his way to the ramp. He takes in all of the cheers and applause and makes his way down the ramp. He slides into the ring and awaits his partner.
“In Bed With Quinsy” by Albannach starts to play, the crowd gives a mixed reaction, as Conrad Howell with the lovely Shanon walk out to the center of the entrance. Conrad sticks his arms out to the side and tilts his head to look up as Shanon stands behind him with her arms around his waist. After a few seconds of posing, a pyro archway fires down the aisle as Conrad and Shanon make their way to the ring, while Conrad bounces to the music. Conrad stops at the ring side area and watches Shanon walk up the ring steps onto the ring apron. She then turns and leans against the ropes facing Conrad and flips backwards over the top rope into the ring. Conrad then starts bouncing from one foot to the other in sync with the drums, then slides in the ring as Shanon walks over and sits on the top turnbuckle. Conrad backs in front of her and raises his arms as she takes his shirt off while his music fades.
Shannan Lerch: Avery and Howell have teamed before. Alastair and Jones haven't. You can see who has the advantage.
The bell rings. David Alastair is going to start the match for his team, while Chris Avery starts the match for his team. The crowd is cheering loudly for the beginning of this match as the two lunge forward and they lock up in the center of the ring. These men are pretty close to the same size as each other so it's a complete struggle as each of them is trying to fight for the advantage. Finally, Alastair raises a knee and he drives it into Avery's midsection. Avery is bent forward and Alastair takes him down with a DDT! Avery's head bounces off the mat with a thud as he rolls over onto his back after the move. Alastair doesn't waste any time as he quickly runs to the closest corner and he climbs to the top. He glances out of the corner of his eye at Conrad Howell to make sure that he isn't going to try to mess him up. He then jumps off the top rope nailing a huge Corkscrew Shooting Star Press. The move was picture-perfect as he tries to get the victory by going for the early pinfall attempt, 1.............2............KICK OUT!!
Zach Davis: Near fall..
Shannan Lerch: I'm still mesmerized by that awesome Corkscrew Shooting Star Press. I can't believe it.
Zach Davis: Yeah, pure magic.
Alastair continues to take it to Avery with a couple of stomps to the chest before walking over to his corner and tagging in his partner, Lawnmower Jones! Alastair exits the ring as Jones enters the ring and he immediately walks over and he pulls Avery up to his feet. He waits for a moment before lifting Avery above his head and holding him up there. Jones is showcasing his strength; ane he completes the move by walking forward and allowing Avery to fall behind him and land chest first on the mat. Jones has a smile on his face as he goes to pull Avery up from the mat, but Avery suddenly comes to life as he quickly rolls the unexpecting Lawnmower Jones up and the referee slides over to count the pinfall attempt, 1.............2..............KICK OUT! Lawnmower Jones can't believe it as he slowly gets back to his feet. Chris Avery is getting back up to his, as well. Jones tries to go back on the attack as he goes for a right hand, but Avery blocks it and he returns the favor with a right hand of his own. He continues the assault as he backs him up into a neutral corner with the right hands.
Zach Davis: It looks like the momentum for this match has changed.
Avery grabs Lawnmower Jones and he Irish Whip's him across the ring into the far corner. Jones stumbles out of the corner and Avery slams him down onto the mat with a Spinebuster! Avery climbs back to his feet and he goes over to his corner; and he tags in his partner, "The Wolf" Conrad Howell. Jones is slowly getting back to his feet and he notices Conrad Howell. He runs across the ring in the direction of "The Wolf," but he moves out of the way from Lawnmower Jones' attack and he takes him down with a Drop Toe Hold. Jones' face bounces off the mat as he rolls over onto his back. Conrad quickly runs towards the ropes and he comes back with a huge Elbow Drop onto the chest of Jones. He goes for the pinfall attempt as the referee counts, 1.........2...........KICK OUT!!! Conrad climbs back to his feet and he pulls Jones up to his, as well. Jones pushes Conrad's hands away and he tries to run forward for a Clothesline, but Conrad manages to duck under it. Lawnmower Jones turns around and he gets drilled right between the eyes with a Superkick!
Zach Davis: Wow! He's going to be feeling that tomorrow!
Shannan Lerch: Yeah. It had to be bad because I feel it and I wasn't even the one kicked!
Conrad is in complete control of this match, but Alastair tries to change that as he enters the ring and runs in Conrad's direction. Howell takes him down with a quick Clothesline and he feels the need to continue the assault. He grabs onto the top rope for leverage and he goes off with a series of stomps to the exposed chest of Alastair.
Zach Davis: This should teach him a lesson about entering the match when he's not the legal man, eh?
Shannan Lerch: True.
Meanwhile, Lawnmower Jones has used this time to get back to his feet and he is approaching the unsuspecting opponent. Chris Avery tries to enter the ring, but the referee quickly stops him before the match gets out of his control. Lawnmower Jones grabs Conrad and he throws him over his head with a German Suplex. Lawnmower Jones doesn't release the hold as he climbs back to his feet and he nails Conrad Howell with yet another German Suplex, but this time he releases the hold and he sends Conrad flying. Lawnmower Jones exits the ring and he walks around the ring once on the outside. Chris Avery drops down to try to hit some offensive moves, but Jones throws him aside and Avery's head bounces off of the ring post. Jones walks over to his lawnmower and he removes the grass bag from it and he slides back into the ring with it. He has a smile on his face as he turns the bag upside down and he spills all of the grass onto Conrad Howell.
Zach Davis: He just spilled all of that grass onto Conrad! Ew, it looks like some of it even went in his mouth!
Shannan Lerch: At least grass smells good.
Zach Davis: Knowing Lawnmower Jones, that grass probably doesn't!
Avery is back on the ring apron, and Howell quickly tags him back in before rolling outside to clean himself up. Avery jumps into the ring, Jones runs at him and goes for a Clothesline, Avery ducks it and hits a Sidekick right to the gut. He then goes for a Swinging Neckbreaker, but Jones pushes him off. Avery runs at Jones, who catches him with a T-Bone Suplex!
Shannan Lerch: He's Revving the Engine!
Zach Davis: And that can only lead to one thing...
Jones drops down and locks in the Jonesmission. Howell is still outside the ring, too busy trying to get grass out of his mouth to notice what's going on in the ring. Avery is forced to give up!
Shannan Lerch: Lawnmower Jones gets the win for himself and Alastair!
Jones lets go of the hold and rolls out of the ring after getting his arm raised.
Zach Davis: But at One, there won't be any teams and this will be an entirely different situation... we'll see what goes down there.
Jones disappears to the back as Avery and Howell are arguing about the loss.
Reckless Jack vs Logan/Jack of Blades/Rick Mad/Rage/Bob the Cameraman/Cryboy McEmo
Special Guest Referee: Seth Lerch
Zach Davis: Well, Shannan, it is time for the handicap match. But uh, I just got a real bad cough... COUGH COUGH COUGH.. and I have to leave. You're announcing this by yourself.
Shannan Lerch: Sure, Zach. Sure.
Zach quickly gets up from his seat and runs to the back.
Shannan Lerch: What an idiot.
We see Reckless Jack highlights on the screen as the arena is dark. Then huge pictures of Reckless Jack are shown with the words “He has arrived” on them. Now we hear the opening to Trivium's "Pull Harder On The Strings Of Your Martyr" fills the arena. The only hints of light are those of faint red strobe lights. As the chorus fills the arena, a trap door raises up. A red spotlight shines brightly on Reckless Jack as he is kneeling down. He springs to his feet and throws his arms out with a rain of pyro coming down behind him. The fans are cheering seeing Reckless Jack as he starts to headbang to the song. As he starts to walk to the ring, the spotlight stays on him as the people continue to cheer him. He slaps the hands of a few fans on his way to the ring. Once he is in the middle of the ramp, he stops and starts to hype himself up as he throws his arm into the air and lifts it high. A string of pyro shoots down the ramp as he brings the arm back down. He continues slap hands with the cheering fans. After he gets to the ring apron, he rolls into the ring, hopping on the nearest turnbuckle, throwing out his arms once more. The crowd cheers, as he hops down and does the same on the opposite turnbuckle. He jumps off the turnbuckle, then crouches down, waiting for his opponents.
Shannan Lerch: Reckless Jack KNOWS he has shown up for an ass kicking, but he's shown up anyway. That takes balls.
Master of Puppets by Metallica plays. Seth Lerch walks out first, wearing a referee shirt of course. Behind him are Logan and Jack of Blades, standing side by side. And behind them, Rick Mad, former WCF World Champion. Behind him are Rage and Bob the Cameraman (aka Zach Davis, but now wearing wrestling gear), Rick's former Tag Team partners. And lastly, in the very back, is Cryboy McEmo.
Shannan Lerch: What an interesting group of characters.
Seth slides in the ring, and immediately as he does, Reckless Jack runs and tries to attack him. But in a single instant, Logan and Blades are in the ring and have pulled him away. Blades hits several stiff shots to Jack while Logan holds him. The other participants are in the ring now, watching. Logan throws Jack to the ropes, Blades catches him and hits an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex. As Reckless Jack is flying in the air, Rage jumps up and hits a stiff Dropkick. RJ hits the mat hard.
Shannan Lerch: Gotta be honest, this match is a joke. Logan and Blades working together are unstoppable. I wish someone would remind them that THEY'RE OPPONENTS FOR THE WORLD TITLE AT ONE!
Rick Mad walks up and gives Logan a high five. Mad then picks RJ up as both Rage and Bob the Cameraman climb to seperate turnbuckles.
Shannan Lerch: Uh oh... What is this?
Mad takes RJ over to the corner where Bob is. Bob grabs RJ's head, and flies off with a Tornado DDT! At that very instant, Rage jumps off the top rope and executes a Phoenix Splash!
Shannan Lerch: My God! What a three man combo.
Seth is resting on a turnbuckle, watching gleefully. Logan and Blades look at each other, and then look at Cryboy. Logan walks up and pushes him. We can see Cryboy mouth "What was that for?!" or something to that effect. Logan replies "CRYBOY!".... Blades pushes him... "GET YOUR RAZOR!"
Shannan Lerch: Just because his name is Cryboy McEmo doesn't mean he'll always have something to cut himself with-
Naturally, Cryboy pulls a blood stained razor out of his pocket. Blades takes it and Logan drops down to Jack, lying motionless on the mat. Logan picks his head up, and Jack's eyes open. He's pissed. He hits a few stiff punches to Logan, but the rest of the men immediately start kicking at him and he goes back down. Logan grabs his head again, this time allowing Blades to get in there and slice his forehead open.
Shannan Lerch: Most obvious blade job ever, but I think that's the point.
Blood gushes out of Jack's head. Cryboy, realizing what he's done, starts whimpering sadly. He rolls out of the ring and sits on one of the ring steps, beginning to cry quietly to himself. Back in the ring, Seth is yelling right in Reckless Jack's face as blood drips down the huge gash in his forehead.
Shannan Lerch: I don't think I've ever seen anyone so bloody. This isn't good. This isn't good at all.
And, again, Reckless Jack's eyes open. And again he looks pissed. And again he attacks, lunging at Seth with all his might, but the numbers are too much. Jack and Logan are right on him, kicking away, several kicks going straight for his head. Seth picks Jack up, and throws him at Rick Mad. Rick kicks him in the gut and DDTs him hard into the mat.
Shannan Lerch: That's his finisher, the Mad DDT.
Mad picks him up and holds him until Logan can get him in a proper Sleeperhold. Logan keeps it in for several moments longer than normal, knowing that Jack can't do anything about it. He then flips and hits The Connector! As he does, Jack of Blades flies off the top rope with his Aerial Armageddon! This ends up as a pin. Seth counts, very slowly, just to rub it in.
Blades lifts Jack's shoulders up. Seth laughs right in RJ's face before grabbing him and pulling him in for the Powerbomb position. Seth picks RJ up, gets him in the Crucifix position, and then nails it, sending Jack crashing to the mat. And as a final insult, Rick Mad pulls Cryboy McEmo back into the ring and throws him on top of Jack.
Shannan Lerch: Fans, Cryboy McEmo has just pinned Reckless Jack.
Cryboy stands up, and Mad promptly throws him out of the ring again. Mad, Rage, and Bob all go to leave the ring. Jack of Blades does as well, but Logan stops him, asking him to stay. Seth drags the lifeless body of Reckless Jack out from under the ropes, and he, Mad, Rage, and Bob all carry him up the ramp. As soon as they're at the top, each one of them grabs a limb...
Shannan Lerch: Oh, how original.
They throw Reckless Jack high into the air, and let him crash into the hard metal ground. Seth, Rick and Rage laugh as they head to the back. Bob goes to the back as well, and reemerges a second later wearing his announcing gear, again joining Shannan in the booth.
Zach Davis: Okay, I'm back. What'd I miss?
Shannan Lerch: God I hate you.
Zach Davis: In any case, looks like Logan is in the ring with Jack of Blades...
Logan/Jack of Blades Segment
Logan signals for a microphone from the official, and quickly snatches it away from him.
The crowd boos.
Logan: Silence boudles, silence.
Ignoring Logan, they continue to boo.
Logan: I was sitting around pondering the other day, and thought maybe.. maybe I should show my appreciation to my good ole buddy, Jack of Blades.
Zach Davis: I'm sick of this. Two of the most hated men in the company teaming up, AND main eventing at One.
Shannan Lerch: I would've disagreed with you a few weeks ago Zach, but after what Jack did to me.. err..
We hear Shannan sigh.
Shannan Lerch: I still can't believe Logan let him do that to me, and then he teams up with him!
Logan, and Jack smile at each other.
Logan: You've been the best friend a friend could have. Your style can become a bit twisted, and sadistic at times.. but then again.. we're all a little crazy. Well, what I'm getting at Jack.. is that I just want to show you my appreciation here tonight with a little present.
Logan snaps his fingers next to the microphone, a official from outside the ring looks under the ring, grabs a wrapped up box, and hands it to Logan whom also snatches that away from him as well. Logan looks down at the red box which has a nice little ribbon tied around it.
Logan: You stuck by my side with Team of Treachery, you also agreed with me even when I was wrong sometimes, and now you'll be my side again.. at the biggest pay preview that WCF has to offer. One. I'm not too big on speeches, or what have you.. but Jack.. you deserve this.
Logan runs a finger underneath his eye.
Logan: Jack.. this..
Logan coughs as the crowd laughs.
Logan: SHUT UP BOUDLES! I got something in my eye.
Zach Davis: Is Logan about to shed a tear? Good grief.
Logan: This gift does have some sentimental value to it, but I think you deserve it Jack.
Logan hands the present to Jack whom quickly rips off the ribbon, and opens it up. The camera zooms in on the gift as Jack slowly pulls it from the box with a surprised look on his face.
Logan: Shannan's pink panties!
Jack of Blades holds up the panties to the camera. We hear Shannan gasp.
Shannan Lerch: That son of a bitch! I didn't think he'd do this, I thought Logan might've still had some kind've feelings left for me!
Zach Davis: I guess not.
Logan laughs for a moment, before speaking again.
Logan: I've been holding onto them for a few years now, I was going use it for black mail just incase Shannan started fooling around with someone else in WCF, but eh.. I figured I'd just use it for pure fun. You don't mind, do you Shannan?
Shannan Lerch just sits at the announce table with a huge glare spread over her face.
Logan: Go ahead Jack, give them a sniff.
Jack leans into the microphone.
Jack of Blades: I've got a better idea, Logan. I would perhaps sell them on E-Bay, but I doubt you would get anything for these.
Logan shakes his head.
Logan: Probably not.
Jack of Blades sling shots the pink panties into the crowd, and the crowd makes no attempt to catch them. The panties end up landing on some little girls head whom begins crying.
Logan: Nice shot! Hahah!
Jack of Blades, and Logan burst out into a moment of laughter as they leave the ring walking up the ramp laughing their way to the back as they pass Shannan who looks pretty upset.
Zach Davis: ....Is this seriously our One main event?
Shannan Lerch: I hope they kill each other.
Zach Davis: These two... best friends, apparently... ugh, whatever. At least we have a fantastic Tag Title match coming up.
Tag Titles Match
Disorder by Design vs Skyler Striker/Thunder
"Duality" by Slipknot hits as JJ Biggs and Danny "The Vagrant" Vice walk out to a cloud of smoke. Just as the drums kick in JJ lifts one fist direclty in the air as Danny throws up his double SuFi and the pyrotechnics fire three huge shots into the air. The duo walk to the ring then pose on the turnbuckles in opposing corners while waiting the entrance of their opponents.
Zach Davis: These two have been one of the better tag teams the WCF has had in recent history.
Shannan Lerch: Indeed. Tonight, they have an opportunity to regain the tag belts which they lost a few weeks ago.
"Money" by Pink Floyd begins to play. As the cash register sound ends and the music begins, Thunder walks towards the ring. He reaches the apron and climbs the turnbuckle, taunting the fans.
Zach Davis: There's your People's Champion, Television Champion, and one-half of the Tag Team Champions!
Shannan Lerch: Amazing.
The low bass of "Animal I Have Become" starts up and Skyler Striker walks onstage as the guitar comes in. He walks to the ring and slides in slowly, lowering his head at the end of the verse and the lights go out. As the chorus hits, the red lights flash on and Skyler spreads his arms in a crucifix pose, letting out an animalistic cry as white fireworks explode from each ring post. He goes to the turnbuckle and does another crucifix pose as a red glitter rains down from the ceiling.
Shannan Lerch: And there's the other half of the Tag Team Champions! He's also the Hardcore Champion. These two men alone hold every single championship WCF has to offer with the exception of the World Title.
Zach Davis: Indeed. That may change come One, though. Skyler Striker is putting his Hardcore Title on the line against Danny Vice, while Thunder is putting his TV Title on the line against Biggs.
Shannan Lerch: You mean, "The Greatest."
Zach Davis: I'm sorry?
Shannan Lerch: You better be.
Zach Davis: No, I meant, what do you---
Shannan Lerch: Focus on the match, Zach. It's starting!
The bell rings. JJ Biggs is going to start off the match for Disorder by Design while Thunder starts the match off for his team. Biggs and Thunder slowly begin to circle around the ring, measuring each other up. Thunder feels as if he sees an opening and he charges in JJ's direction, but JJ is ready for this and he lifts Thunder into the air and drops him down onto the mat with a Scoop Slam. Biggs quickly bounces off the ropes and Thunder maneuvers onto his chest and Biggs jumps over him and continues to run. Thunder quickly gets back to his feet and he nails Biggs with a picture perfect Dropkick. Thunder gets up to his feet and he has a huge smirk on his face. Thunder remains still as he gives Biggs the time he needs to climb back to his feet.
Zach Davis: He's making a mistake. Thunder should be on Biggs like white on rice, not allowing him the time he needs to get to his feet.
Biggs is back up and he charges in Thunder's direction, but Thunder manages to maneuver into an Arm Drag and he tosses the much bigger man across the ring. Both men are quickly back to their feet, however, and Biggs charges in Thunder's direction and he takes him down with a powerful Spear! Biggs mounts Thunder and he unleashes with a series of right and left hands that are bouncing Thunder's head around. Suddenly, Biggs stops what he is doing and he looks up at the top of the arena.
Shannan Lerch: What is he doing?
Zach Davis: I don't know.
Biggs points to the ceiling and curiousity gets the best of the referee and he looks up to see what JJ is pointing at. Instead, Biggs brings his arm back down and he starts to choke the life out of Thunder. It only gives Biggs a second or two longer, but that second or two before the referee was able to start his mandatory count could be the second or two that wins the match for Disorder by Design. The referee gets to four before Biggs releases the illegal choke and he climbs back to his feet.
Shannan Lerch: That's why he's "The Greatest!"
Zach Davis: He cheated.
Biggs reaches down and he grabs a handful of Thunder's hair as he pulls him up to his feet. He tosses Thunder into the far corner and he runs in nailing Thunder with a huge Big Splash. Thunder stumbles out of the corner holding onto his chest, gasping for air, and Biggs runs forward and he nails Thunder with a huge Clothesline! Biggs is quick to get back to his feet as he climbs to the second rope. He lunges forward and he drives the point of his knee into the forehead of Thunder. He quickly hooks the leg as the refere drops down to the mat to make the count, 1..............2.....Skyler Striker comes out of no where and he nails Biggs in the back of the head with a stiff kick. Biggs holds the back of his head as he climbs back to his feet. Biggs gives Striker the finger, which pisses him off and he tries to go after him, but the referee holds him back. Meanwhile, Biggs motions for Vice as the two look to do some illegal double-team. Biggs drags Thunder towards the ropes. Vice is on the outside of the ring and he nails Thunder in the face with a couple of clubbing shots. Biggs places his boot on the throat of Thunder and he uses the top rope to get more leverage as he tries to choke the life out of his opponent. Skyler Striker is trying frantically to get the referee to turn around.
Zach Davis: Skyler Striker needs to get out of the ring before Thunder runs out of air!
Shannan Lerch: He's just trying to tell the referee what's going on, but he won't listen.
Vice continues the assault before returning to his corner as he sees Skyler finally exit the ring. Biggs releases the choke hold and he turns around to the referee and he has his hands in the air as if to say that he is innocent.
Zach Davis: That's a load of bull.
Thunder has his hands around his throat as he slowly tries to use the ropes to climb back to his feet. Biggs runs in Thunder's direction, but Thunder suddenly comes alive and he drops Biggs to the mat with a Superkick out of no where! It's obvious Thunder is about to drop back down to the mat, but before he does he manages to lunge forward and tag in his partner; Skyler Striker. Vice wants the opportunity to inflict some damage on his opponent at One so he enters the ring. Vice runs at Striker only to be picked up off the mat, spun around, and slammed hard with a Spinebuster. Vice arches his back in pain after the impactful move. Biggs makes his way up to his feet only to be taken back down with a standing Crossbody. Skyler tries to pick up Biggs, but JJ manages to knock Skyler's hands away. But, Skyler reacts quickly with an elbow to the midsection and he follows that up with a Jawbreaker. He quickly goes for the pinfall as the referee counts, 1...............2.............KICK OUT!
Zach Davis: Near fall! Skyler Striker has come in and changed the momentum a complete one hundred and eighty degrees!
Shannan Lerch: He wants to remain a double-champion! It's a huge honor, especially in a company with this much competition!
Both Vice and Thunder are back in their corners leaving just JJ Biggs and Skyler Striker inside of the wrestling ring. Striker gets back to his feet and Biggs is back to his, as well. Striker goes to nail a Toe-kick to JJ's midsection, but Biggs catches his leg. Striker doesn't panic or anything; instead he lifts his other foot off the ground and he nails Biggs with an Enzuigiri. The bad news for Skyler Striker is that the force of the kick knocked Biggs back into his corner, which enabled for "The Vagrant" to make the tag! Striker ducks under a Clothesline attempt from Danny Vice; "The Vagrant" continues running and he bounces off of the ropes. He stops right before impact with Striker and he illegally pokes him in the eyes. Striker stumbles backwards and Danny Vice raises his finger to his lips to quiet the crowd. He spins around and he nails a HELLACIOUS Superkick.
Shannan Lerch: The Outkast! That's The Outkast!!
Zach Davis: Oh, My God! One of Skyler Striker's teeth just hit me in the forehead!
Striker drops to the mat like a sack of rocks and rolls out of the ring. Thunder comes up behind Vice and he sets him up for the T-Bone Suplex and he nails it. Biggs reluctantly enters the ring and he gets taken down to his knees by a Dropkick delivered to his left knee by Thunder. Biggs is grimacing in pain and it only gets worse as Thunder drills him with the Shining Wizard.
Zach Davis: If Thunder nails that wild kick at One, he may leave with the Television Title still around his waist.
Thunder makes the pin!
NO! Vice dives and breaks it up just in time!
Shannan Lerch: I thought the Champs had retained it right there!
Thunder gets to his feet, and Vice trash talks him a little bit. Stalling. Biggs gets to his feet behind Thunder. Vice challenges Thunder to step forward, which he does. Vice promptly hits a quick Standing Dropkick, sending Thunder backwards. Biggs grabs him and picks him up... Vice quickly jumps to the top rope... Biggs hits a Backbreaker as Vice flies off the top with a Corkscrew Leg Drop!
Zach Davis: That's the Chaos Theory!
Biggs quickly pins!
Shannan Lerch: We've got NEW Tag Team Champions! Disorder by Design has won the belts back!
The ref hands Biggs and Vice the Tag Team Titles, which they hold high in the air to a chorus of booes. Skyler looks on from the outside, hatred in his eyes.
Zach Davis: That's all the time we have for tonight! See you next week!
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