Sunday Slam Intro
Conrad Howell vs David Alastair
Davey Boone Segment
Creeping Death vs Davey Boone
Reckless Jack Segment
Chris Avery vs Lawnmower Jones
Rick Mad's Open Challenge
Tag Titles: Seth Lerch/Reckless Jack vs Skyler Striker/Thunder vs Logan/Jack of Blades vs Disorder by Design
Sunday Slam Intro
Glasgow Megasnake by Mogwai hits and the crowd explodes! Pyro explodes too. Fans jump up and down and cheer as the pretty fireworks go off, makes lots of noise and all of that crazyness. We go to our announcers for the evening.
Zach Davis: Zach here as always, with Shannan Lerch. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a HUGE main event tonight.
Shannan Lerch: That's right! With just one week left to One, every major match will collide. Seth Lerch and Reckless Jack, two men that hate each other, team up. Logan and Jack of Blades, two opponents that apparently are gay for each other, team up as well.
Zach Davis: I know you hate Blades and all, but-
Shannan Lerch: GAY FOR EACH OTHER.
Zach Davis: Erm.. anyway. They also join Skyler Striker and Thunder, former Tag Team Champions, to challenge Disorder by Design in this eight man tag.
Shannan Lerch: This is very interesting. Logan and Blades were in the ToT with DbD, of course, so it should be interesting to see how they interact. Come to think of it, Seth was in the ToT of course and so was Reckless Jack for a bit. It was even rumored that Thunder was going to join, though that never happened.
Zach Davis: Disorder by Design only won the Tag Titles back from the megateam of Striker and Thunder last week, but now those two have a chance to regain them. However, it WILL be interesting to see how the two men that face off at One for the first time ever for the World Title are going to work together. Blades and Logan have been superfriends lately, and quite frankly they're going to be a very formidable team here.
Shannan Lerch: Quite frankly, any of those three teams could walk out with the belts. The only team that has no chance is Lerch and Jack. I'm sure Seth could get the belts if he WANTED to, because he's great like that, but I have a feeling he just wants to punish Jack even moreso than he did last week.
Zach Davis: We also have three other matches tonight of course. Chris Avery is going to go one on one with Lawnmower Jones, and Conrad Howell is going one on one with David Alastair. These four men all meet in an elimination match at One, and victories tonight will put momentum on their sides.
Shannan Lerch: And Creeping Death is in action, up against Davey Boone. We heard Boone make an open challenge last week, and the self proclaimed "n00b killer" answered.
Zach Davis: Let's get to some action!
Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up" begins to play over the speakers through the arena.
Zach Davis: Who the hell is this..?
Two female dancers in their mid twenties come dancing out from behind the curtains, and dance their way to the top of the ramp. One is wearing a Logan mask while the other is wearing a Jack of Blades mask. "Smack My Bitch Up" continues to blare through the arena as the dancers dance their way down the ramp, and behind them comes two more dancers wearing the same attire with masks. Huge balloons begin dropping from the ceiling with Logan, and Jack's faces stretched across them.
Shannan Lerch: What is this?
Zach Davis: A parade..?
Just then a big group of dancers run from the back and, all circle a big moving object which has a big black tarp covering it. The big moving object which is covered makes a stop at the top of the stage, the lights flicker a bit, and all the dancers begin to circle it. Then all the dancers grab at the black tarp removing it.
Shannan Lerch: Oh.. my.. God..
Logan and Jack of Blades are standing on top of a huge "One" logo. Their both wearing top hats, and boxing gloves. Fire works shoot out from each letter of the "One" logo that they dance on top of. The camera spans around the arena, and zooms down on the two. The floor that lays on top of the "One" logo their dancing on top of reads "Logan versus Jack of Blades" in fancy lettering. More dancers come out from the back to join the others, and the huge "One" logo begins to slowly move down the ramp. Blades, and Logan continue to dance on top of it as more balloons along with confetti drop from the ceiling. The dancers hold sparklers in their hands, and wave them around as they dance. Prodigy "Smack My Bitch Up" continues to loop with the parade.
Zach Davis: Could these two be any more dramatic?
The huge moving "One" logo stops in front of the ring. Logan, and Jack of Blades practically dance off of it as they climb down. They slide into the middle of the ring, and the dancers join them. Tons of confetti pours from the ceiling as the dancers center Blades, and Logan in the ring. Logan has three dancers to his left, and Jack has three to his right. Jack of Blades, and Logan mouth the words "smack my bitch up" as they continue to dance.
Shannan Lerch: Well, this sure isn't entertaining to say the least.
Suddenly the music cuts, and the dancing comes to a stop. Blades, and Logan rip off their boxing gloves. Logan grabs one of the dancers laying her out with a Connector as Jack of Blades grabs one giving them The Joker's Wild!
Zach Davis: Them poor girls.
The other dancers scatter the ring like deer as Logan, and Blades stand there looking victorious. Prodigy' "Smack My Bitch Up" begins to play again, and Logan along with Jack break back out into their dance. They dance their way out of the ring, back up the ramp leaving a ton of balloons, and confetti behind them.
Shannan Lerch: What the hell was that..?!
Conrad Howell vs David Alastair
The beginning of "Atomic Garden" introduces a sheet of light fog, which covers the entrance way. Seen at the right angle, one can manage to see a figure standing behind the fog. As the words "Everybody wants to dance in a playpen/But nobody wants to play in my garden/I see the hippies on an angry line/Guess they don't get my meaning" rattles through the arena, David Alastair steps out of the fog.
A good deal of cheers reign down on David, as he inhales, exhales, and looks around, giving the impression of scanning the path before him. "I'm enchanted by the birds in my blossoms/I'm enamored by young lovers on the weekend/I like the Fourth of July/When bombs start flashing/And I wish I had a shiny red top/A bugle with a big brass bell would cheer me up/Or maybe something bigger that could really go pop!" rings into the sound system, David spreads his arms outward and stays like that until the chorus comes in.
"So I could make the gardening stop/Come out to play/Come out to play/And we'll pretend it's Christmas Day/In my atomic..."
As "Atomic Garden" continues to play, David then proceeds down the ramp and slides into the ring. David proceeds to taunt on the nearest turnbuckle. He embraces the crowd reactions by extending his arms out and proceeds to slowly step off the turnbuckle, preparing for his upcoming match…
Zach Davis: And there's David Alastair.
Shannan Lerch: Yay!
“In bed with quinsy” by Albannach starts to play, the crowd gives a mixed reaction, as Conrad Howell with the lovely Shanon walk out to the center of the entrance. Conrad sticks his arms out to the side and tilts his head to look up as Shanon stands behind him with her arms around his waist. After a few seconds of posing, a pyro archway fires down the aisle as Conrad and Shanon make their way to the ring, while Conrad bounces to the music. Conrad stops at the ring side area and watches Shanon walk up the ring steps onto the ring apron. She then turns and leans against the ropes facing Conrad and flips backwards over the top rope into the ring. Conrad then starts bouncing from one foot to the other in sync with the drums, then slides in the ring as Shanon walks over and sits on the top turnbuckle. Conrad backs in front of her and raises his arms as she takes his shirt off while his music fades.
Zach Davis: Both men are in the ring, so let's get the opening match of Slam moving onward!
The bell rings. David Alastair and Conrad Howell slowly begin to circle each other inside of the ring. They are trying to read each other, seeing if their opponent is going to make the first move. They go to make the first move at the same time and the two lock up in the center of the ring. It's a struggle for power, but the struggle doesn't last long as Conrad gets control and he places Alastair in a side headlock. Conrad wrenches and twists the hold but Alastair manages to free himself from it as he pushes Conrad forward. Howell runs into the ropes and he comes back ducking under a Clothesline attempt by Alastair and as soon as David turns around, Conrad lifts him from the mat and he slams him on his back with a powerful Spinebuster! Conrad exits the ring and he is standing on the apron as he looks at his fallen opponent. Conrad uses the top rope to springboard himself up and then he jumps off and nails Alastair with a Legdrop! He quickly goes for the pinfall attempt as the referee counts, 1.............2........KICK OUT!
Zach Davis: Near fall. Conrad Howell has been in complete control of this match since the beginning.
Shannan Lerch: David Alastair needs to do something, or this match isn't going to last much longer.
Conrad climbs back to his feet and he pulls Alastair up by his hair. He lifts Alastair up from the mat only to slam him back down with a Sidewalk Slam. Conrad is in total control as he walks to the nearest corner and he exits the ring onto the ring apron. He slowly makes his way up to the top and he turns around so that his back is facing his fallen opponent. Conrad jumps off looking for the Crescent Moon, which is a Moonsault, but Alastair manages to roll out of the way at the last moment and Conrad hits nothing but the mat. Conrad rolls around holding onto his midsection in pain as Alastair grabs onto the ropes and he uses them to pull himself back up to his feet. He rests in the corner as he awaits Conrad Howell to climb to his feet. As soon as he does Alastair runs out of the corner and he takes Howell down with a powerful Clothesline. Before Howell can even remember where he is, Alastair moves down to his feet and he grabs his right ankle and he locks in the Ankle Lock!
Zach Davis: Wow! The momentum of this match has changed entirely and now Conrad Howell is in danger of losing the match!
Shannan Lerch: You can see the pain on his face. There's no way he can take this move for a long period of time.
Alastair is twisiting the ankle as hard as he can in an attempt to make Conrad Howell tap. The referee is only a few inches away from Conrad's face as he continues to ask him if he wants to quit. Conrad is shaking his head quickly as he tries desperately to grab the ropes which is only a couple of feet away! Alastair notices this and he pulls Conrad away from the ropes and he twists the ankle even more! Conrad looks as if he's about to tap, but suddenly he rolls through the hold and he delivers a stiff kick to the chest of Alastair which sends him stumbling backwards into the ropes. Alastair exits the ropes and he stands on the ring apron as Conrad is slowly getting back to his feet. Conrad has an obvious limp on the foot that was locked in the Ankle Lock. He looks behind him and he notices Alastair standing on the apron so he makes his way in that direction. Suddenly, Alastair springboards himself onto the top rope and he jumps off nailing Conrad with a Missile Dropkick right in the face. Alastair quickly goes for the pinfall as the referee counts, 1.............2........KICK OUT!
Zach Davis: One has to wonder how much damage was done to Conrad Howell's ankle. Will he still be able to compete?
Shannan Lerch: Even if he can't, Alastair is going to continue this match until he gets the victory!
Alastair climbs back to his feet and he catches his breath for a moment before pulling Conrad up to his feet, as well. He kicks Conrad in the midsection before placing his head between his legs. Alastair wraps his arms around Conrad's midsection before lifting him up vertically in the air. He re-arranges his hands so that they are around Conrad's legs and he drops down to the mat nailing the Cradle Piledriver! Alastair feels that that move was enough to get the victory as he goes for another pinfall attempt as the referee counts, 1..............2...................KICK OUT! The referee's hand was an arm hair's length from touching the mat before Conrad got his shoulder up! Alastair is beginning to show some frustration as he slaps the mat a couple of times before climbing back to his feet. The crowd is behind him, however, as they are chanting his name as he looks to do even more damage to his opponent. He pulls Conrad up to his feet, who can barely stand, and he Irish Whips him into the ropes. Conrad is barely able to run as he bounces off the ropes and he comes back. Both men had the same idea as they go for the Crossbody at the same time! Both men are down in the ring as the referee starts his ten count!
Zach Davis: This has been an exciting match so far! Both of these men are giving it all they have!
Shannan Lerch: Indeed, they are.
By a count of seven, Alastair is up. By eight, Howell is up as well, but Alastair catches him and hits the Saviour's Reign!
Zach Davis: It's over.
Alastair falls on top of him and makes the pin.
Shannan Lerch: David Alastair is victorious!
Zach Davis: And a hard fought victory it was.
Alastair rolls out of the ring, a smile on his face.
Shannan Lerch: Will he be this lucky next week at One? We'll see.
Alastair heads to the back as Howell gets up.
Davey Boone Segment
We're backstage with Hank Brown, ready for an interview.
Hank Brown: Hank Brown here with the new additions to the Wrestling Championship Federation, Davey Boone and I see your confidant “Sweet” Willy Carter is with you here tonight. What are your thoughts thus far of the WCF and your opponent tonight, Creeping Death?
Davey Boone: Well...
“Sweet” Willy Carter: Thanks Hank....
Carter pulls the mic close to him and steps in front of Boone.
"Sweet" Willy Carter: I am his sweetness....”Sweet” Willy Carter...the manager of the Alliance of Violence. And I think the better question to be asking us would be what impacts do was as the Alliance of Violence plan on making here in the WCF...well, that’s pretty clear...you see....
Boone pushes Carter back and allows himself to answer the question.
Davey Boone: Back up there...home slice!
“Sweet” Willy Carter: Why do you always gotta be pushing on the black man for?
Boone speaks into mic and looks at Hank.
Davey Boone: Because you’re black...hahaha...
Hank Brown: No, Brown...Hank BROWN.....
Davey Boone: Wasn’t talking to you..but now I am! Alrighty Hank, the guys back here are pretty loose...laid back...relaxed...well..it is time to push the mood up a bit. Spruce things up around here....add a little bit of that AoV glow you know? Creeping Death...the more I think about him...the more disgusted I become with the front office for making this match. I mean Hanky, think about it....yours truly...one on one..with the bottom of the wrestling pole...in Creeping Death. Man...I guess it is really like what people say....
Hank Brown: That you’ve gotta work your way up in this business?
Davey Boone: No....there really is no such thing as dingle-berry pancakes! But...back to Carter’s point he was trying to make. The AoV is going to make a MAJOR impact here tonight...and that’s exactly what the WCF needs leading into the pay per view ONE! That’s right, the debut of Adam Knite will happen at the pay per view One...and the AoV is offering an open challenge to any 2 members of the WCF roster to team up together for....pardon the phrase...ONE night only and take on the duo of AoV with our little black side-kick “Sweet” Willy Carter!
Boone looks at Carter.
Davey Boone: You know Carter, if you wore a navy blue ski mask...you’d look a lot like the guy that...that...ROBBED MY GRANDMOTHER LAST WEEK! It was you wasn’t it?!?!?!
“Sweet” Willy Carter: Alright...enough with the jokes Boone....
Hank Brown: You are offended about these guys making racial jokes about you?
“Sweet” Willy Carter: Racial jokes? Are you kidding me? Those are funny! I’m talking about the grandma jokes, they are getting old man!
Hank Brown: Will Adam Knite be here tonight?
Davey Boone: Well, not right now...you mean...at this exact point in time? Like say...right now? Or maybe.....like......RIGHT NOW? Or how about....maybe....uhhh...hmmmm....NOW? Or maybe....
“Sweet” Willy Carter: ALRIGHT, he gets the point Boone. Knite...well..he comes and goes, so if he were to be here tonight then I guess he’d be here tonight. So, the question isn’t WILL ADAM KNITE BE HERE TONIGHT...the question should be...
Davey Boone: How is Creeping Death going to beat me with the AoV having my back? He doesn’t stand a chance...we got business to take care of...Hank..you’ve wasted enough of our time! And time...well...it doesn’t grow on trees..but money does...or is it...time...grows on vines...and trees are planted with the greens...or...money is time...hell I don’t know. Come on Willy!
The scene fades on a confused Hank Brown!
Creeping Death vs Davey Boone
"Voodoo Child" by Jimi Hendrix hits over the PA as Davey Boone makes his way down to the ring as "Sweet" Willy Carter follows close behind him wearing a very nice Italian suit. Boone and Carter are fiving the fans on the way to the ring and stops once they get to the ring and look around taking in everything there. They slide in awaiting Creeping Death.
Shannan Lerch: Here's the newest star to join WCF, Davey Boone, with "Sweet" Willy Carter, who reminds me an awful lot of Luscious Jackson.
The lights slowly fade to black. Bells toll as the screen shows shots of a big wooden cross wrapped in barbed wire. It's a sunny day as the "happy" opening to "The Light That Blinds" by Shadows Fall plays.The crowd goes along with the sounds. "Doo-da-doo dooing" along with it. As the song gets darker and darker, the sunny day turns to night. Black clouds roll in and rain begins falling on the cross. Lightning crashes about. As the lightning crashes, white lights in the arena flash. When the song kicks up, thirty four seconds in, the entire crowd begins headbanging in unison and throwing the horns in the air as the lights come on just a tad, giving light to the dark. Standing on the stage is Creeping Death, wearing a black hoodie with the hood up, arms stretched out in a crucifix fashion. CD stands there for a second or thirty, until the vocals start, taking in the crowd's reaction. Then he slowly makes his way down the ramp, looking out into the audience. As he reaches the ring, he slides in under the bottom rope, and pops to his feet. CD walks over to a turnbuckle, jumps to the middle rope facing in the ring, does the crucifix pose once again, takes the hoodie off, and then takes a seat on the top turnbuckle, awaiting the match to begin.
Zach Davis: And here is Creeping Death. He better hope he can beat Boone tonight, because he'll have to beat him in a gauntlet next week at One.
The bell rings as Willy Carter exits the ring and Boone rushes CD, who is still on the turnbuckle. CD swings his legs over the top rope and lands on the apron facing the ring as Boone hits the turnbuckles. Boone ricochets back towards the middle of the ring and eats a springboard front dropkick, sending him into the far turnbuckle. Boone bounces out of the turnbuckle as Creeping Death bounces off the close ropes. CD flies through the air and connects with a Busaiku Knee Kick to Boone's skull. CD isn't done as he springboards off the middle rope into a Lionsault! The pin!
Boone kicks out.
Shannan Lerch: Almost.
Creeping Death goes to bounce off the ropes, but Boone trips him as he's running. CD scampers up to his feet and goes for a legdrop, but Boone moves. Quick as possible, Boone stands and kicks CD square in the head. CD stumbles back and it met with a boot in the gut, followed by a suplex. Boone holds on, pivots, and stands, hitting another suplex, ala Eddie Guerrero. Once again Boone does this, but instead of a regular suplex, Boone allows CD to fall forward and bounce his legs off the top rope before slingshotting him back in a suplex.
Zach Davis: Creative move.
Boone picks CD up, and throws him into the turnbuckle. Boone runs at CD, who gets both feet up into Boone's face. Boone turns and walks forward a bit, holding his face. CD turns, jumps up to the middle rope, springboards off, and turns around into a bulldog! CD locks Boone in a dragon sleeper. Boone fights out, and stands, bringing CD up onto Boone's shoulder. Boone drops to his knees, compressing CD's gut on his shoulder. CD bounces off and clutches his stomach while Boone scales the top rope and flies off in a layout Leap of Faith style elbow drop! The pin...
CD kicks out.
Shannan Lerch: Damnit, Boone almost got him.
Quickly, Boone rolls over and slaps on the Sharpshooter. Boone sits down with it and keeps it locked tight. CD almost taps, but slowly makes his way to the ropes, causing Boone to have to release the hold. Boone stomps at CD, but CD stands while being kicked. That all changes when Boone gutwrenches CD and whips him around into a piledriver. CD spikes and bounces off his head, RVD style selling folks.
Zach Davis: Creeping Death could have a concussion, that was nasty.
Boone with the pin..
Shannan Lerch: Damnit! Another kickout!?
Boone gets up to his knees in frustration. He helps CD up, who is still groggy and disoriented. Boone whips CD into the ropes and on the way back goes for a back body drop, but CD flips and lands on his feet. CD hooks Boone up and drops him right on his head with a German Suplex but holds on much like Boone did earlier in the match. CD rolls over ala Chris Benoit, but when standing, applies a double underhook and throws Boone over in a Tiger Suplex! CD isn't done, as he rolls once again. Back to their feet, CD locks in a full nelson and yanks Boone's body over his in a Dragon Suplex pin!
Zach Davis: This is a very competitive match!
CD rolls to his stomach and looks at Boone who is clutching his skull. CD stands up and drags Boone to the corner. Standing Boone up, Creeping Death sits him on the top turnbuckle and climbs up, then stands Boone up on the top and hooks him in a suplex, looking for Ryoujoku No Ame, the Top Rope Brainbuster! "Sweet" Willy Carter jumps up onto the apron on the far side, distracting the ref. Suddenly, Adam Knite comes running down and holds CD's foot on the top rope. Boone places his hands under CD's arms and throws him up as Knite lets go, and Boone, somehow, grabs CD and hits his finisher Boone's Day Device, the Sitout Top Rope Powerbomb! Creeping Death folds up like a fucking accordian, bouncing to his stomach. Willy Carter quickly drops off the apron and points into the ring, where Boone is rolling CD over.
Shannan Lerch: YES!
Zach Davis: The Alliance of Violence has picked up a win here.
Carter and Knite get in the ring and celebrate over Creeping Death's fallen body.
Shannan Lerch: You know at One, Creeping Death is going to have to go through a few men before he's able to get to Boone and Knite, and I'm sure he'll be hellbent for revenge.
Zach Davis: I can't wait to see.
The Alliance of Violence leaves the ring as Creeping Death begins to get up.
Reckless Jack Segment
"Pull Harder On The Strings Of Your Martyr" starts to echo through the WCF Arena as Reckless Jack appears on stage with street clothes on. He looks at the crowd and nods as they cheer him. He slowly walks down to the ring in the official Reckless Jack baseball jersey. He rolls into the ring and gets a microphone from a ringside worker.
Reckless Jack: I bet you didn't expect to see me here right now after what happened last week. What happened last week was, let's just say, it was bullshit. We all know it was punishment. I knew I was going to get my ass kicked. I knew I wasn't going to win last week. So, you are probably asking yourselves why did I show up then. The reason is simple. Seth Lerch is nothing but a cowardly piece of shit and we all know that as well.
The crowd starts to chant "Lerch is a dick!"
Reckless Jack: I tend to agree. Anyways, I would like to bring out the person who pinned me last week on Slam. The very person who was able to beat me on Slam out of all the other guys. That's right, come on down Cryboy McEmo.
Cryboy comes down to the ring with no music or anything. He reluctantly gets into the ring as Reckless Jack extends his hand for a handshake. Cryboy accepts it after thinking about it for a couple of seconds. The two let go as Reckless Jack brings the microphone back up to his mouth.
Reckless Jack: First of all, good job on getting the win last week. You did so much in that match. Cryboy, you should be proud of yourself. You pinned a man who was beaten down by five other guys and had a person who hates him count a fast count when you pinned me. But it still goes into the book as a win for you. Now, I don't harbor any hard feelings towards you for what happened, I do have hard feelings for Seth Lerch. And seeing how I know Seth won't come down to this ring to get what's coming to him, I guess I'll have to settle for you. Just don't take this personally Cryboy.
Reckless Jack looks at the crowd as Cryboy is confused and has no idea what is going on. Reckless Jack suddenly rushes Cryboy and tackles him down to the mat. Reckless Jack starts to hammer away at Cryboy. Naturally, Cryboy starts to cry as Reckless Jack is hitting him hard and fast. Reckless Jack gets back up to his feet and throws his jersey into the crowd. Reckless Jack picks up Cryboy and throws him out of the ring. Reckless Jack jumps over the ropes and starts to stomp at Cryboy, showing no mercy. Cryboy is picked up again and is thrown into the ring post. Reckless Jack grabs a chair from the time keeper and slams it shut. He stops near Shannan and says that this is what her brother is in store for at One. Cryboy has made it to his feet as Reckless Jack drills him with the chair to the head. Reckless Jack throws the chair down as we see a huge dent in it. Cryboy is busted open badly, blood going everywhere. Reckless Jack grabs a mic again.
Reckless Jack: I don't think I have made enough of a point yet.
Reckless Jack throws the mic down and looks under the ring and grabs a table. He sets it up near the ring apron. Reckless gets that sadistic smirk on his face, one that hasn't been seen for a long time. He picks Cryboy up and puts him on the apron. Reckless Jack gets on the apron himself now as well. Next thing we know, Cryboy is on the shoulders of Jack, like the torture rack position. That can only mean one time. Reckless Jack jumps off the ring apron and gives Cryboy McEmo the Reckless Killing through a table. Cryboy goes limp as Reckless Jack gets back to his feet. He smirks again as the crowd chants "Holy Shit!" Reckless Jack still isn't done as he grabs the mic and starts to stomp on Cryboy.
Reckless Jack: You see this Seth? Do you fucking see this?! This is what you have in store at One. You made this shit personal. And if you want to end my career at One, you are a goddamn fool. Reckless Jack turns around and throws the mic at Shannan. His music hits again as he starts to leave the ring side area as the EMTs come down and load Cryboy onto a stretcher.
Zach Davis: I haven't seen Reckless Jack this focused, this mad, since, well, when he won the World Title.
Shannan Lerch: Reckless Jack will get his at One. My brother will beat him, just you see Zach.
Zach Davis: Are you that stupid? Reckless Jack made a statement here tonight and he still has to tag with Seth later on tonight!
Chris Avery vs Lawnmower Jones
Baby Boy comes over the loud speakers and Chris Avery makes his way to the ramp. He takes in all of the cheers and applause and makes his way down the ramp. He slides into the ring and awaits his opponent.
The words "My Name is Lawnmower Jones, and I Love to Mow!" are heard across the arena. Then, Scottish bagpipes are heard around the arena, as a motor starting then a lawnmower mowing is heard. Lawnmower Jones walks out from the back pushing his lawnmower Lonnie to the ring. He sneers at all the fans and refuses to touch anyone. When he gets ringside, he leaves Lonnie by the lower left ringpost, and slides into the ring. He shouts thing at the crowd then stretches in one corner.
Shannan Lerch: Both of these men will compete at One against each other and Alastair and Howell, so let's see how they do in singles competition.
Jones and Avery tie up in the middle of the ring. Avery locks Jones in a headlock, but Jones pushes him off into the ropes. Avery hits a Shoulderblock, sending Jones down. Avery then follows up with an elbow drop, but Jones rolls away and is to his feet. Avery runs at him, Jones executes an Arm Drag and then locks the arm into a hold. Jones cranks on it, but Avery still has much energy and works his way to his feet. Avery reverses it so he has an Arm Wringer on Jones, and then uses his elbow to jab the arm. Avery then hits a Sidekick to Jones' gut. Jones buckles over, Avery hits a Swinging Neckbreaker. He then pins.
Jones kicks out.
Zach Davis: Good wrestling there.
Avery picks him up and into a Vertical Suplex, but Jones shifts his weight and lands behind him. He locks Avery in a Full Nelson!
Shannan Lerch: Vicious submission move here!
Avery does his best to try and break out of it, but isn't able. He moves himself over and gets a leg between a rope, and the ref calls for Jones to break it off. Instead, Jones pulls Avery back to the middle of the ring and turns it into a Full Nelson Bomb! He then locks in a Sleeper.
Zach Davis: These are both very talented men in the ring. Jones is sometimes overlooked because of.. well, you know, he's kind of weird.. but yeah.
Of course, Avery begins working his way back up and is soon to his feet. Avery elbows Jones in the gut a few times and breaks out of the hold. He goes for a Short Arm Clothesline, but Jones ducks it and DDTs Avery to the mat!
Shannan Lerch: I think Jones is softening Avery up for the Jonesmission with all of these head based attacks.
And Jones does, indeed, begin going for the Jonesmission. Avery is too close to the ropes, however, and he grabs onto them and pulls himself out of the ring. He stumbles away, trying to shake off the cobwebs. Jones slides out and goes back on the attack, but Avery grabs him and slams him hard into the ringpost. He then irish whips him into the guardrail. The fans cheer and act crazy and all of that as Avery hits several chops to Jones' chest. Avery then rolls Jones back into the ring.
Zach Davis: This could be the opportunity Chris Avery was looking for!
Shannan Lerch: He needs to take advantage of it, Zach, now.
Avery stomps Jones a few times and then quickly jumps to the top and quickly executes a Moonsault!
Zach Davis: He calls that the Chi Town Riveria!
NO! Jones kick sout.
Shannan Lerch: Close!
Avery kicks at Jones again a few times. He then picks him up and throws him to the ropes, picks him up onto his right shoulder.. and hits the Blue Line Express!
Zach Davis: That's his move!
Chris Avery goes for the pin.
Shannan Lerch: Chris Avery has defeated Lawnmower Jones! What an upset!
Avery stands up and gets his arm raised. He slides out of the ring and begins heading to the back.
Zach Davis: He has the advantage going into One, for sure.
Jones is getting up and does not seem happy about the loss.
Rick Mad's Open Challenge
Suddenly, Frantic by Metallica hits. The lights go green.
Zach Davis: What is this?
Rick Mad steps out from the back, and the fans begin booing.
Shannan Lerch: Well, we saw him involved in the beatdown of Reckless Jack last week, but I didn't think he'd be back...
Rick walks to the ring, ignoring the fans, and rolls in. He grabs a mic from the ring announcer.
Rick Mad: So, you're all wondering why I'm out here, huh? I show up once and you expect good old Rick to just go back into hiding? Not this time. In fact, with One right around the corner, I'm here to make a challenge.
Zach Davis: I'm sure he knows that all of our main event talent is booked already. What a bold man. Psht.
Rick Mad: So this goes out to anybody, anybody at all. Want a match with me at One? Just step right out!
Rick Mad: Come on, anybody!
Rick waits some more.
Zach Davis: Who would accept this challenge? Logan is already in a Title match, Creeping Death is in a gauntlet match, Reckless Jack is focused on Seth Lerch-
God of Thunder by KISS hits.
Shannan Lerch: I think we have our answer!
OUTCAST steps out from the back! Mad's face is pure surprise, and the audience pops huge. Outcast smiles and brings the mic to his face.
Outcast: Rick Mad.... I accept!
The crowd cheers, and Rick throws down his mic and motions for Outcast to get in the ring. Outcast shakes his head no, knowing that he'll get him at One. He turns around and begins to leave.
Rick Mad: ...Pussy!
Outcast stops, slowly turns around... and then runs full speed into the ring. Mad and Outcast begin trading punches and the crowd is roaring. Outcast gets the advantage, and he throws Rick into a turnbuckle...
Zach Davis: He's going to go for the Sick Twist!
Outcast runs, but at the last second Rick drops down and slides out of the ring, and begins heading to the back himself. Much booing.
Shannan Lerch: Smart move, Rick!
Zach Davis: Who's the pussy now!?
Rick looks in the ring angrily as Outcast parades around triumphantly. God of Thunder plays again.
Shannan Lerch: Well, that is one more match for one. Two WCF legends up against each other... Rick Mad vs Outcast.
Tag Titles Match
Seth Lerch/Reckless Jack vs Skyler Striker/Thunder vs Logan/Jack of Blades vs Disorder by Design
Zach Davis: Main event time!
Shannan Lerch: Perhaps the weirdest tag match in history.
Zach Davis: Yeah. We’ve got the reigning champions ‘Disorder by Design’ taking on the former champions of Skyler and Thunder, who will be facing off in singles matches at One! Speaking of which, the other two tag teams, Reckless Jack and Seth Lerch and Jack of Blades and Logan, will also be facing off at One. Gotta give it to the booking department for this one.
Shannan Lerch: I’m completely indifferent as to who should win this!
Zach Davis: It’s because of no-one caring about your name being soiled isn’t it?
Shannan Lerch: Someone should defend my honour!
Metallica’s ‘Master of Puppets’ plays in the owner of the WCF, Seth Lerch. As the chairman walks down the ramp, he receives a mixed response by his customers with some booing him to the point of frenzy and others bowing down to him as the innovator of the sport. Lerch, takes it all in his stride, and rolls into the ring. The announcer gives the usual shout-out adding and emphasising that he owns the company and as a result, all of you watching. Seth then moves to a turnbuckle and waits for the arrival of his tag team partner.
Shannan Lerch: My sibling there. Not defending my honour.
Zach Davis: Let it slide.
Shannan Lerch: Have you had your underwear thrown into a crowd of ravenous morons then?
Zach Davis: Yes, but it was consensual.
We see Reckless Jack highlights on the screen as the arena is dark. Then huge pictures of Reckless Jack are shown with the words “He has arrived” on them. Now we hear the opening to Trivium's "Pull Harder On The Strings Of Your Martyr" fills the arena. The only hints of light are those of faint red strobe lights. As the chorus fills the arena, a trap door raises up. A red spotlight shines brightly on Reckless Jack as he is kneeling down. He springs to his feet and throws his arms out with a rain of pyro coming down behind him. The fans are cheering seeing Reckless Jack as he starts to headbang to the song. As he starts to walk to the ring, the spotlight stays on him as the people continue to cheer him. He slaps the hands of a few fans on his way to the ring. Once he is in the middle of the ramp, he stops and starts to hype himself up as he throws his arm into the air and lifts it high. A string of pyro shoots down the ramp as he brings the arm back down. He continues slap hands with the cheering fans. After he gets to the ring apron, he rolls into the ring, hopping on the nearest turnbuckle, throwing out his arms once more. The crowd cheers, as he hops down and does the same on the opposite turnbuckle. As he does this, he immediately rushes at Seth Lerch, which causes the official to try and get some distance between the two.
Zach Davis: A cohesive unit then...
Money" by Pink Floyd begins to play. As the cash register sound ends and the music begins, Thunder walks towards the ring. He reaches the apron and climbs the turnbuckle, psyching himself out. Soon after, a bell rings and the arena lights shut off completely except for a dark blue light that covers the entrance. Another bell replaces it with the same ring. This too fades until a guitar powers out over the P.A., and the bell rings a third time as the introduction to Metallica’s “For Whom The Bell Tolls” plays. The haunting sounds continue as more blue lights come and go around the arena. The preceding lyricless verse and chorus play, instead the song leads straight into the first verse with words. A shadowy figure emerges at the entranceway, completely black in the dark blue light. A flash of light reveals Skyler Striker, dressed in an unbuttoned black shirt and his torn maroon pants. He steps out onto the entrance stage and stands completely still for a moment. He begins his walk to the ring as the lone light follows him down, the arena still black. Skyler slides into the ring and stops in the middle, throwing off his shirt and spreads his arms in a crucifix pose as the lights come up with red pyro exploding from the turnbuckles. Skyler walks to the turnbuckle and does another crucifix, before tagging the hand of Thunder in respect. The two separate to the adjacent corner of Seth and Reckless Jack as they wait for the rest of the entrances.
Zach Davis: And this is where it gets even weirder...
‘Master of Puppets’ hits the arena much to the surprise of everyone. The cameras quickly trail to the top of the ramp where a pyro display comparable to that of Hiroshima takes place featuring solid explosions of pure brightness and red embers falling onto the entrance plateau. Logan, on one side, is zoomed upon as he shares a smile at the sight of the competition in the ring. His ally, Blades also comes into view as he begins taunting the audience members closest to the entrance path. As the pyrotech finishes its display, they both move down the ramp in unison sharing a few tactics and jokes about the encounter. Meanwhile, some images from the entrance video are shown seeing it as an amalgamation of both Blades and Logan’s individual reels. It occasionally shows the pair during their Team of Treachery days looking on at whatever mayhem they have catalysed before returning to the pair waiting to enter the ring. They both take their usual pathways into the ring with Logan launching himself into the ring over the rope and Blades sliding through the ropes and up to his feet. Logan climbs a nearby turnbuckle and begins boasting about him and his tag team partner. Meanwhile, Blades cues the usual crushed rose petals nearby causing them to fall down in front of him. He then removes his jacket and launches it at Skyler as a reminder that nothing has been settled. The ‘main eventers’ then move away together into a nearby turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: There are a lot of historical nuances in this match. Lerch, Logan, Blades and DbD were all members of The Team of Treachery.
Duality" by Slipknot hits as JJ Biggs and Danny "The Vagrant" Vice walk out to a cloud of smoke. Just as the drums kick in JJ lifts one fist direclty in the air as Danny throws up his double SuFi and the pyrotechnics fire three huge shots into the air. The duo walks to the ring then pose on the turnbuckles in opposing corners before moving over to the more familiar side of Blades and Logan. They share a few looks with one another as if they are fully aware of the greater enemies opposing them. They all remove any entrance attire and ring belts as the teams line up on two opposing sides featuring Reckless Jack, Seth Lerch, Thunder and Skyler on one side and Blades, Logan and Disorder by Design on the other. The crowd cheers as the eight men have a stare off with one another but this is soon broken up as Seth throws Reckless Jack into the fists of the former Team of Treachery. They soon crowd him with punches but the handicap against Reckless is divided when Skyler and Thunder attack Biggs and Vice respectively. Meanwhile, Seth Lerch just laughs as Logan hangs Reckless on the ropes and Blades connects with a Running Knee Strike on his enemy. The camera also gets cuts of Biggs smashing Thunder’s face into a nearby turnbuckle and Vice is being choked by Thunder. Converse to the action, Seth Lerch has put himself on the apron watching the action within.
Zach Davis: This is chaos.
Shannan Lerch: Good, huh?
In the ring, Logan has Reckless Jack up with a Bearhug as Blades comes off the ropes and pulls Reckless Jack off with a Spinning Wheel Kick. Applauded by Seth, Jack follows this variant of the Hart Attack with a Butterfly Lock across Reckless Jack’s chest trying to draw the air out of his lungs. Outside, Thunder, Biggs, Vice and Skyler are involved in an epic melee with little fluidity in their attack. They are just punching their opponents, trying to cause as much damage to each other as possible. Reckless Jack begins to find his way out of the hold and eventually powers through it, diving at Seth for a tag. Seth moves out of the way to a series of boos.
Zach Davis: Looks like he cares more about spiting RJ than he does winning the titles...
Reckless Jack looks vexed at Seth’s refusal to integrate himself into the bout but fails to recognise Blades and Logan approach him from behind. Before Blades can attack though, the official stops him and prompts the pair to pick a legal man while moving to their respective corner. The referee then moves through the ropes and tells the two warring teams outside of the ring to do the same. With each tag team in a corner, the groups elect for Thunder, Blades, Vice and without option, Reckless Jack to be the legal men. The first three choose without much hassle but Seth and Reckless Jack just argue as to what they should do with Reckless Jack being the legal man by default. Vice and Thunder stare each other down as they prepare to entangle within the opposing fighter. Blades meanwhile warms himself up on the ropes as he is directly facing Reckless Jack, who is still deep in debate with Seth. Before Reckless Jack has time to even make himself aware of the action, he is met by Splash from Blades in the corner who quickly throws the stunned wrestler over with a T-Bone Suplex. Blades follows up with a Chokehold on the grounded Jack that aids in taking him over to the turnbuckle to his partner. Meanwhile, Vice pushes Thunder away from a grapple and argumentatively requests that he tag in Skyler. Thunder does so with the crowd’s agreement only to find Vice tag in Biggs. The Fury Crusader rushes into Biggs as if to force him down. Biggs’ massive frame makes no allowances for the attack and hence, Skyler smashes his foot into Biggs knee. Although it brings Biggs down slightly, he quickly regains his composure and convinces Skyler to take a more dangerous attempt at equalizing the odds.
Shannan Lerch: Skyler onto the ropes. Should be good as long as he doesn’t land on his face.
Skyler does fly off the top rope with a Crossbody on Biggs. Looking to force him down, Skyler impacts onto the ribcage only to find himself caught by his larger victim. Biggs strolls around with his captive as if to show off his superiority. The delay in capitalizing however lends itself as an advantage to the trapped Fatebringer as his partner, Thunder, enters the ring and dropkicks Skyler giving him enough force to finally drive Biggs into a supine state for the pin.
Biggs powers out of it before the three count is even thought of. The cameras capture Logan, now the official competitor, applying a Corner Figure-Four Lock on Reckless Jack who is scrambling to the count of five. Logan falls from the predicament and slides into the ring. Reckless Jack tries to move to his feet but finds Logan instead who brings him over with a Suplex. Now near the corner, Logan rolls on top of Reckless Jack and allows Blades to tag in. As Logan waits for Blades to enter, he smashes a few fists into his opponent’s facial features. Meanwhile, Skyler is raring up waiting for Biggs to move to his feet after a second attack. With JJ fully standing, Skyler charges him only for Biggs to dodge and to find himself hung up on the ropes by Vice. Vice remains in the hold for a few seconds before jumping out. Thunder does try and help his ally but the referee stops him allowing Biggs to share a few flagrant terms with him. Thunder finally quits trying to help and moves back to his corner as Skyler is pushed into Biggs. JJ throws him over and almost catches the struggling Reckless Jack who in midst of being gutwrenched over by Jack of Blades. Skyler catches himself on a rope and does not return to Biggs. Meanwhile, Blades lifts Reckless Jack for another Gutwrench only to relinquish it as Logan charges forward and kicks Reckless Jack directly in the head, forcing him through the ropes. Logan follows him and is warned by the referee of a possible disqualification. Seth, however, argues that if the referee does so he’ll be out of a job.
Zach Davis: Your brother; a moral bastion.
Logan continues to strike at Reckless from the outside as Blades turns into the ring only to see Biggs force Skyler over the rope with a Big Boot. Vice follows up with a flurry of attacks on the grounded Striker. He soon throws him back into Biggs who picks him up off the floor with a hand around his throat before tagging in Vice. Skyler, disorientated from his effort, wheezes for air as Vice, maintaining his ability, launches him forward with a Facebuster. Vice moves to his feet only to find Skyler launching himself into his stomach. Skyler then locks Vice between his legs and signals that he’s going to finish Vice. Before he can though, Biggs stretches from under the ropes and pulls Skyler onto his belly. Vice falls out of it laughing before bumping into Blades. Vice carefully turns around to face him only to find a hand around his trachea as Blades brings him closer as if to give him the Trading Places.
Zach Davis: Alliance is over, Vice!
Seeing Biggs interference, Thunder moves through the ropes and runs onto the top rope before somersaulting to the outside and straight onto ‘The Greatest’ before the referee can even make an attempt to stop him. Meanwhile, the crowd cheers as it looks as if Vice is going to be slammed to the ground. Instead, Blades disappoints them throwing Vice away and instead charging Skyler Striker. The camera catches a few glimpses of Vice in deep laughter before he joins in attacking Striker. Blades begins to smash his foot into Skyler’s face numerous times until Skyler falls to the floor in pain.
Shannan Lerch: I guess Blades still has some issues with Skyler since their final encounter.
Zach Davis: Not obvious as Jack tries to kick Skyler’s mouth off.
Blood rushes from Skyler’s mouth as Vice locks in and applies pressure to a Shoulder Crank. Skyler does try to slide out of it but only finds himself forced backwards by the in control Vice. Blades then utilizes this advantage by wrapping Skyler’s legs over one another and staring at the crowd. He waits as if to give them notice that Jack of Blades’ Judgment Day Jolt is about to happen. He confirms this by turning Skyler over and forcing numerous screams out of him. Vice magnifies Skyler’s unnecessary fortune by falling down and screaming insults into his face. Meanwhile, the cameramen have moved towards the ramp where Biggs has Thunder crucified before driving him off his torso and onto the stern steel with a Jacknife Powerbomb. The crowd omits a loud pitch in amazement and empathy for Thunder before taking point of Logan and Reckless Jack who are currently scrapping at one another. The crowd’s eccentricity increases as Reckless Jack nails a kneecap straight into the groin of Logan away from the referee’s eyes but emphatically in the direction for the chairman of the WCF. Lerch yells angrily. Jack drops down and goes for a pin.
Seth dives into the ring and stomps Jack off of Logan!
Shannan Lerch: Aw, Seth could've been a Tag Champion.
Zach Davis: Doubt it, Logan would have kicked out regardless, but look at this!
Seth and Jack are now brawling with one another! The crowd roars, Jack begins getting the upper hand, but Logan is up and hits a Low Blow of his own. Jack stumbles forward and Seth hits a STIFF DDT to the mat. He curses a few times right in Jack's face before leaving the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Well, Reckless Jack has his chance at revenge at One, but not now, as Seth is leaving him alone here.
Logan picks Jack up and throws him out of the ring. Biggs and Thunder are also brawling out there. Inside the ring, however, Blades and Vice are both working Striker over in a corner. They're both stomping mudholes in him. Blades picks him up and throws him to Vice, who kicks him in the gut and hits the Rejection!
Zach Davis: Vice could have the win here!...
Shannan Lerch: COULD, but he still has Blades to deal with.
Blades, however, indicates that Vice is free to pin Striker and that he doesn't care about the Tag Titles.
Zach Davis: Blades has the World Title to worry about, he's letting Disorder by Design retain!
Vice turns back to Striker's fallen body, but OUT OF NOWHERE Logan Clotheslines him hard over the top rope. Blades shrugs and smiles as he climbs to the top rope and flies off with Aerial Armageddon! This results in a pin!
Shannan Lerch: NO!
Zach Davis: I don't believe it! WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, LOGAN AND JACK OF BLADES.
Shannan Lerch: And these two men FIGHT EACH OTHER FOR THE WORLD TITLE NEXT WEEK AT ONE! I don't believe this!
The bell rings. Thunder and Biggs are too busy brawling outside the ring to notice, however. Biggs dumps Thunder into the crowd, and those two fight out there. Logan and Jack of Blades are handed the Tag Team Titles by the ref, and they promptly put them around their waists. And shake hands with each other.
Zach Davis: This is seriously unbelievable.
Shannan Lerch: Fans, everything comes to an end next week at One. Thunder and Biggs fight it out, Reckless Jack attempts to get his revenge on Seth Lerch, Vice and Striker settle things once and for all inside the Hell in a Cell, and the Tag Team Champions and "bff"s fight each other for the WCF World Title.
Logan and Jack of Blades climb opposite turnbuckles and hold the Tag Titles up high as "Smack My Bitch Up" by Prodigy plays again.
Zach Davis: Let's hope they don't have another parade...
Shannan Lerch: God damn it I hate that song.
Striker has rollen out of the ring, and is met with a very angry Danny Vice, who has just gotten up. Instead of brawling, Vice simply nods his head and backs away.
Zach Davis: Vice knows he'll get his opportunity to fight Striker at One. This is now about them, one on one. No Thunder, no Biggs, no ToT, no Tag Team Titles. Simply Danny Vice vs Skyler Striker.
Blades and Logan climb down and hug each other in the middle of the ring.
Shannan Lerch: I still don't believe this psychopath and the Face of Treachery have this friendship.
Zach Davis: But with them colliding for the World Title... how long can it last?
Shannan Lerch: We'll find out at One. See you then, fans.
The scene fades out with Logan and Jack breaking off their hug. The copyright info fades as the show comes to a close.