Sunday Slam Intro
Frost vs Dr. Love
Seth Lerch/Logan Segment
Ellis/Biggs vs Jack/Ace
Tommy Havock vs Genocide
Logan Segment
Reckless Jack vs Bobby Cairo
Kurtis Victory vs Torture

WCF Sunday Slam Intro

Glasgow Megasnake by Mogwai blasts and yet another edition of Sunday Slam is on the air! We pan the audience, as always, letting them get their TV time and making them feel excited to be there. We then go to the announce booth.

Zach Davis: Welcome to Sunday Slam, fans, and happy Easter! Or happy regular Sunday if you don't celebrate Easter, like my friend Shannan here.

Shannan Lerch: I just don't want to eat all the chocolate and get fat.

Zach Davis: Well, it is ironic this show falls on Easter. Just like Jesus rose from the dead, Torture, too, rose from the dead. The difference is that Torture is getting revenge on his Judas, Kurtis Victory.

Shannan Lerch: You're probably going to piss someone off comparing Torture to Jesus like that.

Zach Davis: Ah well. The ongoing story between Torture and Kurtis Victory is the most exciting thing I've ever seen in this business. Normally we'd wait to put this match on PPV, but Torture refuses to wait to get his revenge until then. Victory attacked his family and doctor and killed them all! That's not the kind of thing you wait to get revenge for.

Shannan Lerch: And don't forget, Victory tried to kill Torture himself. I still don't understand what made him go over the edge like that.

Zach Davis: We also have a match to determine who will face the new World Champion, Outcast, at Payback. Either Reckless Jack or Bobby Cairo. The match between those two is about more than the Contendership, though. It is a rematch from Blast!, where Reckless Jack got DQed. This is the feud ender where we determine who is the better man.

Shannan Lerch: Cairo won a tournament to get to the match against Jack, and Jack cost him that. So yeah, this is Cairo's chance at redemption. Let's see how it goes.

Zach Davis: Speaking of that tournament, we have the Hardcore Champion, Genocide, returning to the ring to take on Tommy Havock, the Television Champion. This is a rematch. Last time they faced, Mob Mentality interfered and put Genocide out for months.

Shannan Lerch: Good riddance!

Zach Davis: But now, Genocide has gotten rid of Rage and Mad, and Logan is probably busy with other things. The ToT isn't dead, from what I've heard, but Havock will be on his own.

Shannan Lerch: It certainly isn't!

Zach Davis: We Ellis teaming with JJ Biggs to take on the team of Jack of Blades and Ace. I'm really looking forward to this. All four of these competitors have been VERY impressive and are rising fast. Plus, I'm interested to see how Blades and Ace will work together. And how Blades and Ellis interact.

Shannan Lerch: I'm pulling for Ellis and Biggs.

Zach Davis: The crazy women have to stick together, I guess.

Shannan Lerch: Biggs isn't a crazy woman!

Zach Davis: I meant you and Ellis.

Shannan Lerch: ..eerrr..

Zach Davis: In our opening match, we have Frost taking on newcomer Dr. Love. That.. that is an interesting name.

Shannan Lerch: You've got to bet Creeping Death will be watching this one.

Zach Davis: Let's go to the ring!

Hardcore Match
Frost vs Dr. Love

The lights slowly fade to dark blue. Bells toll as the screen shows shots of a big wooden cross wrapped in barbed wire in the middle of a snowstorm. While the cross is shown ... "200 Years" begins to play. Just before the song kicks in, snow cascades down from the heavens, in a wall along the stage. About ten seconds into it, when it kicks up, Frost emerges from the back with Kristen Volz on his arm. The two slowly walk down to the ring, and climb in. Frost jumps up to the middle rope while Kristen does Creeping Death's crucifix arms out pose. Frost does the same on the middle rope.

Zach Davis: And here's the man that will face Creeping Death at Payback.

Shannan Lerch: Creeping Death gets to pick the match type, but we don't even know yet.

Pink and red lights flash around the arena as "Bad Medicine" plays. The fans go wild when Dr. Love struts out from behind the curtain. He dances down to the ring, slapping hands with his fans before sliding into the ring.

Zach Davis: Perfect opponent for Frost, I'd say.

The bell rings. Dr. Love dances up to Frost, who doesn't move, looking emotionless. Frost slaps Love across the face, and the crowd OOOHs.

Shannan Lerch: Damn. That was LOUD.

Dr. Love is about to attack, but Kristen slides in behind him, and quickly hits a Low Blow.

Zach Davis: Shot through the heart, and she's to blame. Kristen gives Love a bad name.

Shannan Lerch: Are you... are you singing Bon Jovi?

Zach Davis: No comment.

Frost quickly hooks Love and hits a quick Fisherman's Brainbuster. He then slides out of the ring and goes under the apron, looking for something... and pulls out a table. He slides it into the ring.

Shannan Lerch: Love better get his game together here, or he'll be tasting wood.

Zach Davis: His name is Dr. Love and he dances out to Bon Jovi, I think he's been tasting wood for a while now, Shannan.


Zach Davis: I said no comment, damnit.

Frost has one of the table's legs set up, and he leans it against the turnbuckle. He hits Love a few times before throwing him onto the table without breaking it, almost Tree of Woe style, so that Love's head is on the bottom. Kristen, outside the ring, grabs a chair and holds it at Love's head. Frost climbs the opposite turnbuckle.

Shannan Lerch: He's not going to-

VAN TERMINATOR! Frost kicks he chair into Love's face, sending him crashing through the table as well! Frost quickly pulls him out from the mess and pins him. It's academic. One. Two. Three.

Zach Davis: Frost has gotten the win here, and I doubt we'll be seeing Dr. Love again any time soon.

Suddenly, the arena goes dark. Not too dark to see though, but dark enough that everyone is creeped out. The jumbotron lights up, with Creeping Death on it, of course.

Creeping Death: Next week, Frost. Next week, Kristen. I'll unveil the match that we'll fight in at Payback. I'll be seeing both of you in hell.

And with that, the jumbotron fades to black again. The lights don't come back on, however, forcing Frost and Kristen to walk out in darkness.

Zach Davis: That's Creeping Death for you.. not a man of many words.

Shannan Lerch: Quite frankly, I don't like Frost OR Creeping Death.

Seth Lerch/Logan Segment

Logan is backstage in his office, once again playing his PSP. Seth, again, walks in.

Logan: Hey buddy!

Seth Lerch: Logan, damnit. Did you tell Bobby Dole not to let me in?

Logan: Why would I do a thing like that? And that's KING LOGAN to you, damnit.

Seth Lerch: He wouldn't let me in until I agree to take a free sample of Viagra. He really does think he's Bob Dole. Well, anyway-

Seth stares at Logan for a second.

Seth Lerch: What the hell is on your head?

Logan: That's my crown. They don't call me King Logan for nothing, boudle.

Seth Lerch: ...oh... Well, erm, anyway, I came here to talk to you about our match at Payback. You sure you want to go through with it?

Logan: Why the hell wouldn't I?

Seth Lerch: Well... Running WCF is hard work, I know. Are you sure you really want to have to do it all the time? It isn't all the glamour and glitz the media makes it out to be.

Logan sighs, his crown slumping down a little bit. He fixes it.

Logan: I don't know man. You're kinda right, I mean, I thought it was going to be all women and bossing people around. But I got people from hospitals coming in here to talk to me about sending wrestlers to dying children, and I'm like, SHUT UP!, and they're like, "WELL I NEVER!" and storm out.

Seth Lerch: ..I forgot about the kind of crap, you're right.

Logan: I have to put up with phonecalls from angry religious folk pissed about something we did, or angry mothers who's sons did something crazy they saw on this show... Man, I like being King Logan, but maybe I SHOULD just give you the job back.

Seth Lerch: Erm.. now that you mention it, that IS annoying.

Logan: Alright, alright, the match is off. You can have WCF.

Seth Lerch: Good call, Logan. After all, you're rusty, there's no way you could have beaten me anyway.

Logan: ...What?

Seth Lerch: You're not a wrestler anymore, you've gotten a little lazy it seems, there's just no way you could beat me.

Logan looks pissed.

Logan: ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT! THE MATCH IS ON! You son of a bit-

Seth Lerch: No, no, erm, I WAS JUST KIDDING! You're the best wrestler in WCF!

Logan: And you know what?!

Seth Lerch: Wh-

Logan: SHUT UP! Not only am I going to fight you, I'm going to fight someone else on the same goddamn night!

Seth Lerch: Logan, that's madness. You-

Logan: I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT! SHUT UP! I'm the WCF owner? SHUT UP! I'm the World Champion? SHUT UP! I'm not? SHUT UP! I should be? SHUT UP! I'm going to go and kick someone's ass, someone who's ass I should have kicked a long time ago!

Logan storms out of his office.

Seth Lerch: ....What the hell is he going to do?

Seth exits the office as well as we go back to the ring.

Ellis/JJ Biggs vs Jack of Blades/Ace

Bits of Skin by Gotham Road hits. The lights turn off as a single spotlight shines on the stage about a minute in Ace appears. He stops at the top of the ramp and looks out at the crowd with distain and then points to himself proclaiming himself to be the highest card in the deck and that he can't be out drawn. He then slides under the bottom rope and climbs the nearest turnbuckle, pointing to himself and saying he can't be out drawn again. He then jumps down and slumps down and sits in the corner.

Ennio Morricone's Whistling Overture plays. There's a short blackout before the arena is enveloped in bright crimson light. A solitary spotlight focuses on Jack of Blades through the blackout and then leaves when it turns red. The opening image of Jack is him kneeling cradling his face. When the whistling begins in his theme music he moves his hands back and slicks his hair revealing an insane grin of ecstasy. He walks to the ring muttering things to himself but in a very controlled manner. At the ring, he turns right and slides in. When in he runs diagonal to the turnbuckle. He jumps onto the second rope and remains static before spinning off and running back towards the camera and mounting himself on the ropes. He then proceeds to run the opposite diagonal direction (so his movements have created a 'V') and jumps on the turnbuckle. This time he reveals a red rose from his trench coat pocket raises it up beyond his head before catching it in his other and crushing it. The entrance ends with Jack still on the turnbuckle while rose petals fall in front of him.

Zach Davis: This man is simply... insane.

Shannan Lerch: No one is arguing that.

"Everything Evil" by Coheed and Cambria starts playing, and the lights in the arena go dim, then red, bathing everything in a dark red, with slight interference... a water-like effect, as if thin black clouds were covering the red sky and casting fast-moving shadows. Ellis appears as the opening words are sung, and slowly makes her way to the ring, hair hiding her eyes, hunched over and breathing heavily all the way. The second she steps inside the ring, the lights go back to normal, but the music keeps playing as closes her eyes and emits a blood-curdling scream.

Zach Davis: And here's Ellis, possibly the most unique wrestler we've ever had.

Ace and Jack of Blades slide out the ring and start discussing something in a huddle on the outside. Whilst waiting for JJ to make his entrance.

Shannan Lerch: Looks like they have a gameplan.

"Voices" by Disturbed hits the PA System. The curtain brushes open and out steps JJ Biggs followed by Jake Hudson. JJ walks down the ramp at a steady pace with Hudson by his side. Both men climb up onto the ring apron and enter the ring. They walk over to a corner and talk the match over as JJ waits.

Ace and Jack climb up onto the ring apron still in discussion. Ace finally gets into the ring and he will be starting the match off against JJ. They step in close as Ace indicates he wants a test of strength against the big man. JJ seems hesitant but goes to lock up as Ace slaps him hard in the face.

Zach Davis: What a show of disrespect shown there by Ace.

Shannan Lerch: He’s just showing him that he’s not scared of him, that’s all.

Ace turns to the crowd pointing to his head proclaiming himself to be the highest card. JJ gets up from his knee whilst he is getting up Ace is still taunting to the crowd who are booing. Ace turn around to collide with the chest of JJ, Ace goes for a punch but JJ catches and hits one of his own Ace is staggered, JJ bounces of the ropes and levels Ace with a huge clothesline. Ace is down JJ takes this opportunity to go for the cover.



Ace kicks out. JJ stands up and stomps Ace in the back of the head each time sending him harder into the mat, JJ waits for Ace to get up as he slowly does, Biggs is setting up for the super kick Ace turns and ducks just in time. He then turns round into another slap from Ace. Biggs looks infuriated and throws him into the turnbuckle and flurries him with right and lefts.

Shannan Lerch: What’s that?

Zach Davis: It seems that Jack, bored of the match, has revealed an iPod from his trunks and is actually listening to music while his partner is getting pummelled by JJ Biggs. The referee’s going over there to reprimand him by the looks of things.

With the referee’s back turned, Ace uses the opportunity to blatantly low blow Biggs and escape from the corner. Meanwhile, Jack upon seeing the referee throws the MP3 player behind him as Ace stumbles forward and gets the tag.

Zach Davis: It looks like it was just a rouse to buy Ace some time. And now, Jack is in.

Jack climbs in through the middle rope and runs and hits a springboard inzaguri that connects sending Biggs down to the mat.

Zach Davis: Wow that was quite an impressive move from Jack there.

Ellis just stares at him intently. Blades approaches her turnbuckle while Biggs is crouching making an attempt to get to his feet. Immediately, Jack turns back around and catches Biggs with a shining wizard.

Shannan Lerch: Just roping him in by the looks of things.

Zach Davis: Yeah, but how much longer is it before he makes a mistake and allows Ellis to come in?

Jack lowers himself to the fallen Biggs and applies a simple choke while breaking into laughter. He gets right into the face of JJ Biggs.

Zach Davis: Quite an unorthodox tactic there.

Jack continues to choke JJ despite the referee’s demands to break the hold. JJ remains undeterred by Jack’s intense laughter and similarly grabs Jack around the throat and pushes him backwards. They both rise at the same time.

Zach Davis: Well, it looks like it is an old western style stand off. Who is going to break it and shoot first? It seems that Jack doesn’t want it to be Biggs and is asking that he tag in Ellis. We’re finally going to see these two battle each other by the looks of things. Will girl power or pure insanity win?

Shannan Lerch: Girl Power? God, I hate you. Only I can say that.

Biggs smiles back at Jack and goes over to Ellis, and she tags herself in. Jack remains static watching the transaction before running back to his own corner and tagging in Ace.

Zach Davis: What a coward.

Ace stares at him for a second before begrudgingly getting into the ring. Ellis stares at Ace before once again returning her gaze towards Jack. Ace and Ellis circle around until Ellis has her back to Jack, Jack swings at Ellis and connects with the back of the head, Ellis then turns this gives Ace the opportunity to run at Ellis and connect hard with a stiff northern lariat. He continues to work over Ellis with some kicks before she grabs one. She uses the leg to pull herself up to her own feet executing a dragon whip on Ace and applies a variation of the Single Leg Boston Crab. Ace reaches out and grabs the rope luckily for him the dragon whip sent him close to them.

Shannan Lerch: Aw. I'm still kind of on Ellis' side, just because.

Ellis releases the hold as Jack tries to get into the ring the ref stops him as Ace kicks Ellis in the lower back sending Ellis head first into the bottom turnbuckle pad, this gives Jack the chance he wanted and stomps on Ellis through the ropes. He pushes the ref out of the way and gets in to the ring the ref is down as he raises Ellis and hits multiple gut wrench suplexes and finishes the sequence with a neck lock suplex. At this point Biggs re-enters back into the match and attempts to hit a double clothesline which Ace and Jack duck and they hit a double STO on him. Ellis is now up behind them and hits a standing Dropkick on both of them sending them back at least 3 feet. Jack slowly gets up and he is met with the hangman’s neckbreaker from Ellis.

Zach Davis: Nice move there from Ellis.

Ace slowly gets up and attempts to go for a springboard spear only to be met by a huge superkick from JJ.

Shannan Lerch: Wow that one looked like it could have knocked his teeth out.

Zach Davis: It very well could have Shannan.

Ellis waits until Jack is up to one knee and runs and at him with the shinning wizard but its caught into the ankle lock.

Zach Davis: He is really cranking up the pressure. Will Ellis be able to stand it?

Almost as soon as Zach Davis has finished that sentence Jack drops down grape vining the leg, making escape almost impossible for Ellis, JJ seeing this runs over and hits with a big stomp straight to the face of Jack. Jack however does not release the hold instead just starts to laugh at Biggs, so Biggs stomps on Jack harder again and again at about the tenth time he releases the hold, his nose has started gushing blood Jack checks runs his finger under his nose and looks at it laughing manically.

Zach Davis: That man needs to be institutionalised.

Shannan Lerch: I agree, he is insane.

While this is happening Ace has got to his feet. He grabs JJ, turning Biggs to face him and hits with a double underhook backbreaker which sends Biggs to the outside seeing this Ace approaches the ropes and hits a slingshot elbow drop to the outside onto Biggs.

Shannan Lerch: Looks like Jack is not the only insane one on the team.

Zach Davis: You can say that again, you could easily break a hip on a move like that.

Back in the ring Ellis has Jack and it looks like she is going for the Angel World Consciousness!

Zach Davis: This could end the match right here.

Jack quickly realising what is in store for him pushes Ellis off all the way to the outside landing hard on the thin mats covering the concrete floor. She writhes in pain as you hear the sick thud of her landing. Jack drops out of the ring to the outside. Ace struggles up and picks up Biggs who is still down on the outside, Jack hosting up Ellis from her mighty fall. Ace grabs JJ and t-bone suplexes him onto the entrance ramp, Jack meanwhile rolls Ellis under the bottom rope and slides in after her. He goes up to the top rope while Ellis is lay not moving in the middle of the ring. He leaps off into a suicide diving head butt, just before Jack connects Ellis roles out of the way leaving Jack with nothing but canvas to connect with.

Zach Davis: He’s flopping about like fish out of water.

Ellis slowly makes it to her feet as she goes to attack Jack, out of nowhere Ace slides in and connects with the Russian Rulet. She goes down clutching her back but Ace lifts her back up anyway and hits three consecutive swinging neck breakers.

Zach Davis: He calls that move the Triple Aces.

Shannan Lerch: It’s not hard to see why is it.

He then goes for a pin.



No JJ just breaks the pin saving his team the loss. Ace runs at JJ who hits Ace with a quick neck breaker, he waits for Ace to get to his feet and hits a massive crucifix powerbomb.

Zach Davis: He should go for the pin here Ace looks to be out cold.

Shannan Lerch: What is he doing why is he going to the top rope we don’t normally see somebody his size fly.

As JJ gets to the top rope he looks out into the audience who are cheering him on, he leaps off into a perfect moonsault landing straight onto Ace. He hooks the leg.



NO!!! Jack just in to break the pin. He lifts JJ up and goes for a clothesline but no it’s reversed with a kick to the gut and hits the Lights Out.



No! Jack just manages to kick out.

Zach Davis: This is crazy. So many finishers and nearfalls!

Shannan Lerch: What a match!

Biggs picks Blades up, not knowing what to do to beat him. He hooks his leg under his arm..

Zach Davis: He's going for the Biggs Implant!

But Blades punches him in the gut a few times, gets out of it, hooks Biggs, and hits the Joker's Wild!! He pins, hooking the leg.




Shannan Lerch: We have our winners!

Jack and Ace roll out of the ring, heading to the back. Jack stares towards the ring, at Ellis, who doesn't seem all that concerned with the loss.

Zach Davis: But Jack didn't get to pin Ellis, which I think he probably wanted.

Shannan Lerch: I don't know about that... I don't know about those two at all.

Jack and Ace disappear behind the curtain.

Tommy Havock vs Genocide

Tommy Havock's catch phrase, "Do it, you won't!" is played over the speakers and is followed by classical music with a modern tempo mixed in. Three spotlights, (one red, one blue, and one silver) pan around the arena before meeting at the entrance ramp where they all turn white. Tommy Havock appears and stops to pose as pyrotechnics blast behind him. He is methodical in his approach to the ring, pauing to interact with the fans as appropriate. Before he enters the ring, he pauses on the apron to once again acknowledge the fans. He climbs to the middle turnbuckle and extends both arms to "show off" his body.

Zach Davis: There's the Television Champion and Team of Treachery member, Tommy Havock.

"Bodies" by Drowning Pool blares over the PA system as Genocide jumps out of the back. He stands for a moment, face down, jumping back and forth. As the song goes into chorus, he looks forward and screams. He then proceeds to walk forward, focusing on the ring with a maniac look. His hardcore title is wrapped around his waist as he has on a green and black mixed jumper, like Rhyno and Angle wear. He looks sweaty, as his greasy black hair hangs swings from side to side. When he gets to the ring, he slides under the bottom rope. He then jumps up in the middle of the ring and flexes, showing off his ripped body.

Shannan Lerch: Aaanddd here's the Hardcore Champ, Genocide. Making his in ring return.

Both Tommy Havock and Genocide are in the ring, and the bell is about to sound for the beginning of the match... when all of a sudden, the Jumbotron changes from a view of the match to something else...

Zach Davis: What's this?

A slow pan starting at what looks like an overhead shot of a bed, slowly trailing over a pair of long, athletic legs, a pair of torn daisy dukes, leading and panning up to a rippling abdomen, long graceful arms, and a massive bust barely held in by a red lace bra...

Shannan Lerch: Get this off!

Zach Davis: Oh.. my. Helllloooo nurse.

The hooting and hollering in the audience turns to huge applause when the camera gets to the face attached to this gorgeous body...

Josephine Miyazaki: Hey there, America. Mmm... I'm sooooo sorry I can't be with you this week. I'm down here in Mexico City, putting an end to my year-long feud... oops, I mean "Jo Pheonix"'s feud... with Skullomania. You see, the WCF was so quick to hire the "International Superbitch", that they accepted that I have other... commitments. But trust me, when I'm down there caving the skull in on that loco enojado violento motherfucker I'll be thinking about you the whole time... honest. But there are a couple of things I couldn't wait to get off my... chest. First off, Genocide. You are one inútil motherfucker, you know that? Everyone going on about how YOU sent those Mob Mentality assholes to the hospital. Excuse me? Who caned them in the head about 30 times? Who wrapped that one motherfucker in a trashcan and played the bongoes with a fucking chair? Who put that other motherfucker through a table? I don't appreciate you getting all the credit when my American debut was supposed to be something... beautiful. So you put out these invitations to some hardcore brawl? Well, my little wakawakashii motherfucker, I accept. Let me show you when I get back, just what we do to Inchiki Gaijin like you where I come from... until then...

Jojo blows the camera a little kiss as the video screen cuts back to a view of the match.

Zach Davis: I don't know whether to be frightened or turned on.

Shannan Lerch: Zach, we have a match to call.

Zach Davis: Yeah. Erm, um, yeah. Havock and Genocide. Yeah.

While Genocide is distracted, Havock runs and attacks him, hitting several forearm shots to his head. He then hits several kicks to Genocide's legs before executing a Shinbreaker.

Shannan Lerch: Good strategy my Havock, going after the big man's legs.

Zach Davis: Hey! I'm the play by play guy!

Shannan Lerch: You're too busy with your hand in your pants thinking about JoJo, I'm sure.

Havock stomps on Genocide's legs quickly, mercilessly. He picks on up and kicks it several times before executing a Leg Drop onto it, and then yanking it. Genocide yells a bit, but not much. Havock then gets up and applies an STF.

Zach Davis: Will Genocide tap to the STF?

Shannan Lerch: Nah. What kind of lame jerkwad would tap to that? I mean really.

Genocide is able to grab the rope, and Havock is forced to release the hold. The Television Champ picks Genocide up, but Genocide shoves him away. Havock runs at him but Genocide drops down, Havock bounces off the ropes, Genocide catches him with a Big Boot!

Zach Davis: Nice! Havock goes right down!

But Genocide's legs are still weak, and Genocide goes down as well. He holds them in pain, and Havock slowly gets up. Seeing that his gameplan is working, he goes back on the attack at the legs, kicking them. He grabs one and picks it up before slamming it to the mat.

Shannan Lerch: Genocide's gotta fight back, if Havock damages his legs anymore he's done.

Zach Davis: That distraction before the match didn't do him any good.

Havock grabs Genocide's legs and begins going for a Figure Four Leglock..

Shannan Lerch: This could end the match!

But no, Genocide kicks him off! Havock charges at Genocide but Genocide rolls him up, Schoolboy style!



Havock kicks out! He quickly gets to his feet, running at Genocide, but Genocide catches him in a huge Powerslam!



No! Another kickout!

Zach Davis: Looks like Genocide is getting a second wind!

Both Genocide and Havock are up, and Genocide kicks Havock in the gut before picking him up... Torture Rack!

Shannan Lerch: This is it! Havock could give up!

Genocide keeps the move going for a while, and Havock is clearly in pain, but he won't give up. He grabs desperately for the ropes, and eventually grabs it, pulling himself off Genocide's shoulders and out of the ring. Genocide slides out after him, but Havock hits him with a quick poke to the eyes.

Zach Davis: Oh weak.

Havock slides Genocide back into the ring, and slides in after him. Genocide slowly stumbles to his feet, and Havock runs at him... but Genocide catches him in a Military Press Slam!

Shannan Lerch: What a show of strength!

Genocide wastes no time, pulling Havock in as he's stumbling up, and hits the Extermination! He then pins, hooking the leg.




Zach Davis: Genocide has gotten his revenge!

Shannan Lerch: And he's pinned the Television Champion!

Genocide rolls out of the ring, a smile on his face, taking his Hardcore Title with him.

Zach Davis: But we know he'll be facing JoJo at Payback... let's just see how he handles her! We know she is not to be underestimated.

Genocide disappears behind the curtain.

Logan Segment

The cameras come to the back, and focus on a shot of the WCF President office door. The door slowly opens, as Logan stands in the door way wearing a crown with Bobby Dole behind him.

Logan: Hello WCF, your King of Treachery is here.

Zach Davis: How much more lame could he get? And how much more airtime could he hog?

Shannan Lerch: Maybe he's going to announce who else he'll face at Payback.

Logan snaps his fingers, as two officials come running down the hall carrying rolled up carpets. They set them in front of Logan's feet, and start rolling it down the hall way in front of him when he walks.

Bobby Dole: Where are we going, your majesty?

Logan: To the throne, my young prince.

Bobby smirks, as Logan, and him continue to walk down the hallway over the red carpet.

Logan: One day, you may have to take my place as President of WCF.

Bobby Dole: I have plenty of experience, being the former President of The United States, and all.

Just as Logan turns the corner, he bumps into Hank Brown.

Hank Brown: Loogie! My man!

Logan looks at Hank in disgust.

Hank Brown: What's up, Logan? It's so cool to have you as the owner around here.

Logan: Look boudle, you either address me as President Logan, or King Logan. I'm not going for that Loogie crap anymore. Got me, chump?

Hank Brown: Uh, yes sir.

Hank Brown looks down a little bit.

Shannan Lerch: Ahh, Logan, and Hank use to be so cool with each other. He'd take him around on promos, and ah..

Zach Davis: Didn't he happen to break your heart, Shannan?

Shannan Lerch: Oh, yes.. DAMN YOU LOGAN!

Shannan sighs.

Shannan Lerch: How could I stay mad at that sexy man?

The cameras switch back again to the backstage area, where Hank Brown is interviewing Logan.

Hank Brown: You've managed to book an amazing show tonight, and Slam ratings are really starting to jump up since you've been in charge. But let me ask you, what was running through your mind when you had to place Torture against Kurtis Victory?

Logan: Hm, good question. We all know that the fans wanted to finally see this go down, and why wait till some dumb PPV where you have to pay fifty dollars to see it? No, not King Logan's show. I give you the best action I can for free, and you could say I may care about what SOME of these boudles think about me running this place.

Hank Brown: What do you think about the outcome of this match?

Logan: Real simple you douche bag, Torture is going to crush Kurtis Victory. I mean come on, who the hell is Kurtis Victory?! WCF doesn't want to see him. They want Torture back in WCF, and that's ratings my boudle.

Hank Brown: Indeed. Last week you mentioned how much you wanted to see Outcast fail in his world title match, and how you wanted to see him fall down yet once more. But, as you can clearly see, he's the new WCF champion. How does that make you feel that your plan back fired on you?

Logan: Back fired? HA! I knew he was going to win the title, no doubt about that. How much did I want to see him lose? A lot. That just goes the show the kind of boudle champions WCF is making today. But really though, if Outcast can hold it longer than a week unlike his first title run then maybe I might show an ounce of respect for the boudle. But no wait? An ounce of respect? Me? Yes? No? SHUT UP! Outcast isn't getting no damn respect from me.

Hank Brown: Next question. The fans want to know, who else are you wrestling at Payback, besides Seth Lerch?

Logan: You'll find out when I'm good and ready, boudle. Since that was such a weak question, I'm gonna say now that next week I have a huge announcement for WCF about what'll happen after Payback. So tune in next week!

Hank Brown: So, wha--

Logan: SHUT UP!

Hank Brown sighs.

Hank Brown: May I just say something?

Logan: Sure, why not.

Hank Brown: Could y--

Logan: SHUT UP!

Hank Brown, and Logan stare at each for a few seconds.

Logan: We're done here.

Hank Brown: I gue--

Logan: SHUT UP! Bobby Dole, escort this boudle out of my kingdom.

Hank Brown: I can walk just fine.

Bobby Dole grabs Hank Brown by the wrist.

Logan: I'm sure you could, but it'd make me feel more important having you escorted out of my way.

Bobby Dole pushes Hank Brown, as he starts walking away. Logan gives the camera a cocky grin, and tips his crown as he starts walking off down the hall way on his red carpet.

World Title Contendership
Reckless Jack vs Bobby Cairo

"A Small Victory" by Faith No More plays and the fans immediately erupt in cheers. Bobby Cairo appears at the entranceway. He stares out at the fans and raises his arms in a "V" as the cheers get even louder.

Zach Davis: Here we are, Shannan, on the verge of one of the most anticipated rematches in recent history.

Shannan Lerch: That's right, Zach. I think we've all been waiting for this one.

Bobby purposefully strides to the ring with a very serious look on his face. He climbs into the ring and stands in the far corner, waiting for his opponent.

Shannan Lerch: Bobby looks like he's ready for this match.

Zach Davis: I think that's a pretty safe bet, Shannan.

"Bullet Theory" by Funeral for a Friend hits as the lights go out. Once we hear "SHIT!" the lights are on just a tad bit as we can see the silhouette of Reckless Jack. The fans are booing as he stops on the stage. The lights are flashing now as well.

Zach Davis: RJ is in the house, and I can't say that I'm very happy to see him.

Shannan Lerch: Most people would probably agree with you.

RJ slowly walks down to the ring, his eyes locked in a stare-down with Bobby. He hops up onto the ring apron as the lights come back on. Neither RJ nor Bobby has an expression on their face as RJ steps into the ring. The two men meet at the center of the ring. They stand toe-to-toe and their eyes remain locked.

Zach Davis: This is a very intense moment right here, Shannan. These two men absolutely despise each other.

Shannan Lerch: You can expect that from two men who screw each other out of the World Title.

The bell rings to officially start the match. RJ talks some trash and then takes a wild swing at Bobby. Bobby ducks and knees RJ in the gut before dropping him with a DDT. Bobby pounds RJ with punch after punch as the crowd goes wild.

Zach Davis: Bobby is off to a hot start and the fans are loving it.

Bobby pulls RJ up by his hair and whips him into the ropes. RJ ducks Bobby's clothesline attempt and hits a spinning heel kick. RJ drops an elbow to the back of Bobby's head and then stomps away at him. The crowd boos RJ and RJ responds by flipping them off.

Shannan Lerch: I don't think the fans appreciate RJ's attempt at sign language.

RJ turns his attention back to Bobby and hits an impressive standing SSP (shooting star press). RJ attempts an early pin, but Bobby kicks out after two. RJ slides out of the ring and grabs a chair. He climbs back in and sets up the chair in the middle of the ring.

Zach Davis: What is RJ doing with that chair?

RJ whips Bobby into the ropes and hits a drop toehold right onto the chair.

Shannan Lerch: Ouch! That one had to hurt!

Bobby rolls around on the mat in a great deal of pain, while the referee reprimands RJ and removes the chair from the ring. RJ attempts another pin-fall, but Bobby is able to kick-out after a near-fall. RJ continues to punish Bobby with a Uranage backbreaker and a T-bone suplex. After another near-fall, RJ ascends the ropes. He attempts his patented Brooklyn Bridge Splash, but Bobby rolls out of the way at the last possible moment.

Zach Davis: RJ missed it! Can Bobby take advantage?

Bobby takes a few seconds to regain his composure and then goes on the offensive with a pair of German suplexes. He continues his onslaught with a delayed brainbuster and an ultra-stiff Shining Wizard. Bobby then goes to work on RJ's legs by locking him in the Texas cloverleaf. RJ writhes on the mat as the pain shoots through his legs.

Zach Davis: He's got it! Bobby has RJ in the Cloverleaf!

Bobby leans back to increase the pressure. RJ battles and manages to reach the ropes, but Bobby refuses to break the hold.

Shannan Lerch: Bobby doesn't want to let go! I think he's snapped, Zach!

The referee threatens to disqualify Bobby, prompting him to finally release the hold. The ref continues to reprimand Bobby as RJ slowly climbs to his feet, but Bobby simply ignores the ref and hits RJ with a superkick that knocks him over the top rope.

Zach Davis: What an impact! Bobby just sent RJ flying!

Bobby waits for RJ to stand up and then hits an incredible suicide plancha. The crowd rises to their feet, wildly cheering the move.

Shannan Lerch: We've never seen anything like that from Bobby Cairo! He's pulling out all of the stops and the crowd is behind him 100 percent!

Both men are slow to get up, but Bobby is eventually up first. He attempts to whip RJ into the ring-post, but RJ reverses it. Bobby's right shoulder collides with the steel post and he is clearly in a lot of pain.

Zach Davis: RJ might have just dislocated Bobby's shoulder with that move. Those ring-posts are not very forgiving.

RJ is obviously still hobbled, but nevertheless seizes the opportunity and sets up a table on the outside of the ring. RJ places Bobby onto the table and then slowly ascends to the top rope.

Zach Davis: What is RJ thinking? He's could end up killing himself if he's not careful!

RJ connects with a Phoenix splash that sends both he and Bobby crashing through the table. The fans chant HOLY SHIT! as the ref checks on both men to make sure they're ok.

Shannan Lerch: Somebody call the morgue. We have two dead wrestlers laying on the ground!

Both men lay motionless for several moments. RJ is the first one to his feet. He slowly drags Bobby back into the ring.

Zach Davis: I don't know how either man is walking around right now. That was simply brutal.

RJ sends Bobby into the ropes and goes for the Moment of Impact, but Bobby ducks and kicks RJ in the midsection. Bobby hits a DVD and then locks RJ in the No Way Out.

Zach Davis: Bobby's got him in the No Way Out! Can RJ reach the ropes one more time?

After a fierce struggle, RJ is finally forced to tap out. The ref calls for the bell.

Shannan Lerch: He tapped! It's over! Bobby Cairo has won this match!

The ref raises Bobby's hand in victory. Bobby climbs up on the turnbuckles and salutes the fans as his theme music echoes throughout the building. After a few seconds he rolls out of the ring and walks to the back.

Zach Davis: Bobby Cairo vs Outcast at Payback for the World Title, should be-

Shannan Lerch: LOOK! IN THE RING!

King Logan is in the ring, and he has a chair. Jack has just gotten up, and Logan whacks him right in the back of the head, not even waiting for him to turn around. Jack crashes to the ground.

Zach Davis: What is this?!

Shannan Lerch: I think we have Logan's second Payback opponent signed! Reckless Jack vs Logan, one more time!

Logan trash talks Jack as he lies on the mat, kicking at him a few times. He then quickly grabs a mic.

Logan: And this time, the match will be NO time limit, boudle. King Logan has spoken!

He rolls out of the ring, and walks up the ramp, looking up at RJ and smiling.

Zach Davis: I want to see Logan vs Jack again, since we've never really gotten a conclusive winner, but.. not like this!

Logan disappears behind the curtain as Reckless Jack pulls himself up, looking pissed.

Hardcore Streetfight
Kurtis Victory vs Torture

Remember The Name by Fort Minor hits the airwaves and the crowd heavily boos. They just pour it on as he walks down the ramp and steps into the ring. Dressed in his wrestling gear, consisting of his dark black wrestling tights and boots. His bald head shines into the lights as they fade out. The place goes dark.

Shannan Lerch: Kurtis Victory makes me want to puke... Oh it's dark! I think I know what time it is!

Zach Davis: Mark out city?

Shannan Lerch: You KNOW it.

Rockstar by Cypress Hill hits hard, base bumps, crowd goes bannanas. Torture runs down the ramp, full speed. The crowd just gets even more into it. The arena roof is about to blow off. Torture slides right into the ring. He stands up and he's face to face with Kurtis Victory for about .00003 seconds.

Zach Davis: AND HERE WE GO!

Shannan Lerch: GET HIM TORTURE!

They both start attacking each others faces with right hands! Both men going at it, as if it's their last stance. The bell sounds and the match is officially underway!

Torture and KV returning rights and now lefts! Kurtis gets the upper hand and has Torture reeling back into the corner. KV goes for a huge right hand, but Torture ducks, KV goes into the corner and The Tort has right hands of his own. Knees to the midsection also. Torture throws KV to the other corner, where he stumbles out into a mean clothesline from hell. Torture picks KV up and piledrives him into the mat. Torture gets on top of him and drives right handed fists into KV's face and forehead. He stops to taunt to the crowd. Torture is electric as it can get. He slides to the outside of the ring quickly, looks underneath and pulls out a Table. On the folded up table is a kendo stick. Torture slides the table inside, and grabs the stick. He holds it up as the crowd goes wild. Torture springboards to the apron, as Kurtis is standing up. Torture now springboards to the ropes and jumps, coming down and hitting Kurtis in the face with the Kendo stick. Torture lands on his feet and taunts again.

Zach Davis: Wow. Mean hit.

Shannan Lerch: Torture was the most successful, undefeated, and not to mention the longest Hardcore Champion in the World Championship Federation..

Zach Davis: He does know a thing or two about weapons. No doubt about it.

Shannan Lerch: Looks as if he's going for more.

Torture drags KV to the ropes, he wraps his arms up, so Kurtis is now crucified in the ropes.. hanging inside the ring. Torture grabs the Kendo stick. Holds it in the air. Crowd goes crazy. Torture swings it down on KV's forehead. Torture holds it up and swings it down with more force. Tort holds it up and again, swings it down for the third time. Torture steps to the side and swings it, baseball style, to Kurtis gut. Once. Twice. Three times. Torture taunts in the middle of the ring. Welts begin to appear on his midsection and face. Torture unfolds the table and sets it up in the center of the ring. He grabs KV out of the ropes and sets him on the table. He goes to the top rope and smiles his classic smile and then points to himself. The crowd and Torture in unison chant..

Shannan Lerch: SO DAMN COOL!!

Zach Davis: Ok. Weird.

Torture leaps off into the air and frogsplashes Kurtis through the table.

Shannan Lerch: THE COOL MINT!

Zach Davis: For some reason, you know a lot about Torture..

Shannan Lerch: Who doesn't? Any Torture Mark knows that one!

Zach Davis: True that, Shannan. Torture is getting to his feet.

Torture stands as the ref pulls the table debris out of the ring.

Torture grabs KV and pulls him to his feet. Throws him to the outside of the ring between the ropes. Torture goes to the outside as well. Torture slams KV's head on the apron, then throws him torso first into the barricade. Torture goes under the ring and pulls out a chair. KV stands up and turns around. WHAMMO! Chair shot to KV's face. Torture slams the chair down on KV's head six more times. Then Torture slams the chair down on KV's legs. The crowd ooh's in response. Torture puts the chair on KV's neck and chokes him. The crowd goes wild. Torture drops the chair and picks KV up. The Tort throws a few right hands and then throws KV into the ring pole. Tort picks him up and suplexes him on the bottom of the ramp.

Shannan Lerch: The steel ramp is unforgiving!

Zach Davis: As is Torture in this stage of the game.

Torture gets up and stomps at Kurtis Victorys almost life-less body.

Zach Davis: I feel no sympathy for Kurtis..

Torture picks him up by the head and drags him half way up the ramp, where he suplexes him one more time. Torture stands up and stomps at his body again. Torture kneels down and throws a few left hooks into the chin of KV. Kurtis is bloody from the mouth and is now dripping out of the corners of his lips. Torture drags him by the head again to the top of the ramp where he, again, suplexes Kurtis Victory onto the cold unforgiven steel. Torture stands up and drags Kurtis by the head to the back. Cameras pick up and show the crowd on the JumboTron 3000.

Zach Davis: Going to the back now! Cameras have now got Torture and Kurtis in the back!

Shannan Lerch: Well there is no rules. It's a street fight!

Torture throws Kurtis into a vending machine. Victory coughs up blood to the cold cement floor that he's laying on.


Torture throws a mean field goal kick into Kurtis face. Blood splashes up everywhere from his mouth.

Shannan Lerch: Oh wow. Huge kick!

Torture: Come on!

Kurtis is again dragged by his head, trying to move his legs to walk with Torture, but you can tell Kurtis can hardly feel his body. Torture goes through an exit door from the arena. It's cold. No rain or anything. Clear skies. But it's a bit chili outside. Torture throws KV to the ground.

Zach Davis: Whoa! They're outside the Arena!

Shannan Lerch: shhh Zach..


A kick to Kurtis mouth doesn't help. His blood is filled with blood kool-aid it looks. Blood all over the front of his face and down his chest. Torture grabs KV and picks him up.


Kurtis looks at Torture with the straightest face.. and spits. Torture flips! Torture, who still has Kurtis by the arms, walks over to a 4 foot wall and puts Kurtis on it. Torture looks below as the camera does too. It's a three story fall from the 1st level, outside of the arena. The parking garage is underneath. It's a long fall.


Kurtis looking down, begins to panic..

Kurtis Victory: Okay.... okay... I didn't plan it..


Kurtis Victory: I wasn't behind it.. I wasn't alone..


Kurtis Victory: ..I was paid to do it...

Torture: BY WHO? WHY?

Kurtis Victory: ...Howard Dean..

Torture: WHAT?

Kurtis Victory: ..Dean.. and Tony Armuchi..

Torture: Wha... what?

Kurtis Victory: Yeah. I don't know why.. I was just told to do it.. they offered a lot of money.. It wasn't supposed to go that far.. but it did. I had to do it. The money. Come on Tort.. I'm poor... and they wanted me to leave you to die.. I did.. except.. I failed..

Torture: So.. Howard Dean and Tony?

Kurtis Victory: Yeah... I'm not lying.

Torture puts Kurtis on his feet as he takes him off the wall.

Kurtis Victory: Oh thank god...

Torture: Thank god?.. THANK GOD??.. No... thank Howard Dean!

Torture picks up Kurtis and throws him over the wall. A loud scream is heard with a large thud as Kurtis body obvisiouly hit the ground below.

Shannan Lerch: Wha.. oh my.. holy shit.

Torture doesn't even look as he just turns around and walks to the back. Before he even gets to the door to enter back into the arena the show begins to fade out.

Zach Davis: Oh my God.. I can't believe what we just heard..

Shannan Lerch: I'm with you, Zach. I'm .. damn near speechless.

Zach Davis: And Kurtis.. That had to be four.. maybe five stories?

Shannan Lerch: Torture avenging his family, it looked like. Wow.

Zach Davis: Fans we're out of time..

Shannan Lerch: We gotta go..

Copyright info appears as always, and WCF Slam fades out.