Till Death Do Us Part Intro
Thunder vs Ryan Daniels
North Pole Title: Frosty the Snowman vs Mr. Snowmeiser
Davey Boone/Johnny Craven vs Dobbie/Chester
Brad Kane vs Kevin Hardaway
Logan vs Gravedigger
World Title: Corey Black vs Torture
Till Death Do Us Part Intro
Real World by the All American Rejects plays and WCF Till Death Do Us Part is on the air! The fans roar and hold up their signs and everything as we go to our announcers for the evening.
Zach Davis: Welcome to Till Death Do Us Part! We have a huge show tonight.
Shannan Lerch: We sure do! Six matches, including two Title matches and one match where the fate of WCF hangs in the balance.
Luscious Jackson: I'm psyched for Corey Black goin' up against Torture one more time!
Zach Davis: Black and Torture have each had their seperate battles the last month, but this match is going to be a classic. They've never been able to defeat one another in singles combat, but tonight there MUST be a winner.
Shannan Lerch: Only one man can walk out with the World Title. On one hand, Black just won the King of the Deathmatch and is on top of the world. But Torture is the World Champion so he must have the advantage going into this match.
Zach Davis: We also have Logan battling Gravedigger. If Logan wins, Seth Lerch gets WCF back. If Gravedigger wins, well... he gets Seth Lerch.
Luscious Jackson: Who knows what could go on there! No one thought Logan could rise back to the point where he could challenge Gravedigger, but on Slam he won the US Belt! I still don't believe it!
Zach Davis: Me neither, actually. But Seth has been coaching Logan and if anyone can bring out the Face of Treachery its him.
Shannan Lerch: At XIII, we saw Brad Kane challenge Kevin Hardaway to a match at tonight's PPV, and last week we saw Hardaway accept... in the form of a chairshot to the head.
Luscious Jackson: And Kane's gonna be PISSED tonight. I don't know if I'd wanna be Kevin Hardaway.
Zach Davis: Me, neither, because its a Master of Horrors match. I don't even know what that is and I don't know if I want to.
Shannan Lerch: We have Davey Boone and Johnny Craven teaming up to take on Dobbie and Chester of the Dark Side.
Luscious Jackson: Boone and Craven are here to stop Gravedigger and this is a big step in that direction. We'll see if they can take out GD's lackies.
Zach Davis: And in one of the more interesting matches of the evening... Gravedigger has paid possibly millions of dollars to bring in the North Pole Champion, Mr. Snowmeiser, to battle it out with Frosty the Snowman and put the Title on the line.
Shannan Lerch: I can't believe it.
Luscious Jackson: And in our openin' match, Thunder's gonna battle it out with Ryan Daniels, which has the potential to be a classic.
Zach Davis: Let's get to it!
Thunder vs Ryan Daniels
This is a short match, very back and forth between the two men but neither one is able to get the advantage. Eventually the fight spills to the outside and the two brawl until the referee counts both men out.
Shannan Lerch: I don't think these men lived up to their potential tonight.
Zach Davis: I agree. I know they can do better, and maybe they'll show us later how good they are.
Torture/Chris Avery Segment
We're shown the World Title sitting on the arm of a couch. We pan to the right and notice Torture sitting in a pure black suit from head to toe. Torture bent over with his elbows on his knees, thinking long and hard about tonight's match up.
Chris Avery: What's up man.. You've been sitting here in silence the entire time?
The Tort lifts his head up and states holes through Avery's head.
Chris Avery: Sorry man. I just don't know what to say or do? This is uncomfortable.
Before speaking, Torture looks right into Chris' eyes.
Torture: Why don't you do something productive? Why the hell are you sitting here. Chris, have you asked yourself what the hell you're doing in WCF? Twenty other wrestlers out there fighting on tonight's card, and here you are bothering me. Why don't you get the heck out of here, and go do something. Anything. I don't care.
Avery doesn't even reply. Chris gets up and leaves the room and closes the door behind him. A new camera picks Avery in the hallway. Avery mumbles something to himself.
Chris Avery: Wants me to do something? Alright. I'll do something..
Zach Davis: What the hell is Chris Avery up to now?
Shannan Lerch: You see how serious Torture looked? My god.
Luscious Jackson: Tonight is already gettin' good!
Frosty the Snowman vs Mr. Snowmeiser
Zach Davis: Well, now we have a match... for the North Pole Title.
The lights fade out and the arena goes dark as a blue haze covers the arena. Then snowflakes fall from the ceiling. The lights fade up just a little bit to show even larger amounts of snow. The air conditioning kicks into high gear, freezing the fans in the arena with cold, arctic blastts of frigid air. It continues to blow on the fans as the shaved ice particles fall from the rafters and land all around the fans, inside the ring and everywhere else in the huge arena. Then a jolly laugh can be heard as a familiar theme begins to play.
Then through the dimly lit arena, a dark silhouette can be seen at the top of the entrance ramp. No one can fully see who this person is until the lights kick back up and reveal..... a man in a snowman costume. The snowman walks down the aisle, holding miniature Frosty action figures in his arms and throwing them into the crowd. The snow continues to fall all around him and the air conditioning kicks into maximum mode and blows the frozen particles of shaved ice all around the arena like a blizzard as Frosty now tries to slide into the ring. Unfortunately, the snowman costume is so bulky that be almost gets stuck, but he manages to get under the bottom rope.
The fans all laugh, while some of the older, jaded teenagers boo and jeer the snowman, seeing him as a mere marketing tool. Frosty enters the ring and grabs a microphone, shouting in a muffled voice through the snowman head mask: HAVE A FROSTY DAY! as the fans erupt into huge cheers for their Snowman pal. The round head part of the costume doesn't even move as he spoke the muffled catchphrase.
The air conditioning kicks back into a normal mode, the ice particles of snow stop falling from the arena and the Frosty the Snowman theme stops playing as Frosty hands the microphone off, and stares at the camera with that plastic smile on his face. The full head mask of the costume doesn't blink and doesn't even move, so the smile is permanent on that face as Frosty just stands there and enjoys the cheers from the fans.
Shannan Lerch: Next up... Mr. Snowmeiser!
Mr. Heatmiser by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy hits and the crowd begins to boo. Out steps an overly tall man, with pale skin and dyed blue hair. He's wearing blue tights with snowflakes on them and blue elbowpads and kneepads. And he's wearing the North Pole Title around his waist. He walks to the ring, taunting the fans.
Zach Davis: Mr. Snowmeiser defeated Perry the Penguin for the North Pole Title up in the NPWF, North Pole Wrestling Federation. Gravedigger spent a lot of money to fly Snowmeiser in for this match and put the belt on the line. This isn't a WCF Title, mind you, but the belt is definitely up for grabs.
Snowmeiser slides into the ring and stretches his legs as the bell rings.
Luscious Jackson: This is the craziest shit I've ever seen.
Frosty explodes! He tackles Snowmeiser down, hitting him with rights and lefts and rights and lefts!
Shannan Lerch: I think Frosty really wants this belt!
Snowmeiser scrambles to his feet, but Frosty sends him to the ropes and then Clotheslines him as he comes back. Snowmeiser goes down, gets back up, and Frosty Clotheslines him again! Snowmeiser gets up one more time and Frosty kicks him and hits a big DDT!
Zach Davis: Frosty's on fire!
Luscious Jackson: I hope he doesn't melt!
Shannan Lerch: Oh, God....
Frosty pins Mr. Snowmeiser!
No! The North Pole Champ gets the shoulder up. Frosty begins picking Snowmeiser up, but Snowmeiser hits a low blow, sending Frosty reeling. The crowd ooh's and begins to boo. Snowmeiser stands up and taunts the crowd.
Luscious Jackson: I don't know who the bigger cracker is, Frosty or this guy.
Snowmeiser then grabs a small bag from ringside. He waits for Frosty to get up, pulling something from the bag... and throws it right in Frosty's face!
Zach Davis: Oh no! That was Snowmeiser's patented super cold blinding snow!
Luckily for Frosty, he's wearing a mask and none of it gets in his eyes! Snowmeiser's eyes widen in horror as he realizes what he's done. Frosty looks mad and hits several chops to Snowmeiser's chest before grabbing his head and hitting The Blizzard!!
Shannan Lerch: That's Frosty's move!!
Mr. Snowmeiser goes down and Frosty pins!
Luscious Jackson: FROSTY'S DONE IT! FROSTY WINS THE NORTH POLE TITLE!
Frosty takes the belt from the referee and raises it in the air to a huge pop from the crowd. Mr. Snowmeiser rolls out of the ring, sad and defeated.
Zach Davis: Well-
From out of nowhere, Chris Avery arrives and whacks Frosty in the head with a chair! Frosty goes down, the fans boo like crazy, and Avery hits Frosty over and over again with it.
Shannan Lerch: This isn't fair! Poor Frosty!
Avery grabs the North Pole Title and throws it at Frosty before exitting the ring, smiling at the carnage.
Davey Boone/Johnny Craven vs Dobbie/Chester
The lights dim as the sound of a gong is heard throughout the entire arena. As the gong continues to ring, the sound of a motorcycle engine reving up is heard. Then, pyros suddenly explode, resulting in complete darkness. After a moment's silence, the entrance to Linkin Park's "Crawling" begins to blare over the P.A. The crowd erupts in a huge roar as Johnny Craven walks onto the stage. He looks around at the cheering fans before suddenly outstretching his arms as wide and high as he can as the chorus to "Crawling" blasts away and more pyros begin to explode all over the place. He then slowly walks down the ramp, slapping the hands of fans on both sides. He then enters the ring and climbs all four turnbuckles , raising his fists high in the air on each turnbuckle. Then the lights come back on.
“Fight Like This” by Decyfer Down blares over the PA as Chuck Watson leads the way out for Davey “The Savior” Boone. They stop just before the bottom of the ramp and Chuck points up towards the top of the stage as explosions begin to go off all across the arena as the crowd is going crazy! Boone hops around a little on the stage after the explosions playing to the crowd before he takes his confident walk down to the ring and leaps up on the apron and climbs into the ring.
Davey and Johnny walk up to each other and give the other a high five. Both men walk over to the side of the ring facing the entryway, awaiting Dobbie and Chester.
"I know ya type
I know ya kind
Ya...Quick to Back Down!"
"Quick To Back Down" by Bravehearts hits the speakers as the crowd looks around confused, wondering whose music that is. The announcers look at each other with confused looks, too.
Shannan Lerch: Who the hell is this?
Zach Davis: Sounds like some rap group that was popular a few years ago, the boys in the back are saying it's Bravehearts.
The curtains part and out run Dobbie and Chester. They run to the sides of the stage, taunting the crowd who rains boos upon them. Dobbie is wearing his dreadlocks in different directions as usual with his blue wrestling tights with the yellow smiley face. Chester, however is wearing a dark blue toboggan on his head, a wifebeater and a pair of blue wrestling tights.
Lucious Jackson: My boy, Chester, is thuggin it tonight. Both of them boys are.
Shannan Lerch: I can imagine this new change is Dobbie's idea.
Chester and Dobbie start walking down the ramp, looking toward the ring, talking junk in the direction of Davey and Johnny. They both are still in the ring, Davey tells them to bring it. Dobbie taps Chester on the arm and says something, Chester nods and they run to the ring. The two men slide in as Davey and Johnny run towards them. They start laying the boots to the two members of The Dark Side, not even letting them up. The crowd starts cheering. Boone and Craven pick them up and each one irish whips their own guy across the ring, step forward and give a pair of big boots to both men who go flying over the top rope to the outside. The crowd starts cheering like crazy.
Shannan Lerch: Whoa! They mean business here tonight. Both men to the outside already.
Chester and Dobbie get up, pissed off at what happened. They both walk around the ring outside, pacing back and forth. The referee makes Boone and Craven get back, long enough for Dobbie and Chester to enter the ring. The referee turns his back on Chester and Dobbie and start telling either Boone or Craven to get outside on the apron. After a couple of seconds of discussion, Boone starts climbing out onto the apron. Just as he starts getting out of the ring, Dobbie and Chester blindside Craven. They both deliver rights to him and irish whip him across the ring. As he bounces back, he goes for a double clothesline. Both men duck and bounce off the ropes again. Dobbie and Chester deliver picture perfect dropkicks and put Craven on the ground. Boone goes to get back in but the referee tells him to stay where he is and he forces Dobbie back to his corner. Chester turns and taunts Boone before turning back to Craven.
Chester picks up Craven and performs an eyerake, and is quickly scolded by the referee. Chester holds his hands up and back off before delivering a couple of stiff rights to Craven's head. Craven is irish whipped across the ring, but reverses it and sends Chester across the ring. As he bounces off the ropes, Craven shows off his power by hitting a gorilla press into a front slam on the WCF owner's brother, Chester.
Craven gets up near Dobbie and Chester's corner and Dobbie starts talking smack at Craven who turns around. Chester starts getting up and notices the opportunity for distraction as he turns and elbows Davey Boone in the face, staggering him back a little. He starts to jump in but the referee sees this and stops him. The crowd starts booing as Davey protests with the referee. Chester walks over and Craven turns around into a low blow. Davey protests even more, gesturing at what just went on, but the referee is still trying to get him to stay outside on the apron.
Dobbie leans over as Craven turns around and slaps him right in the mouth. Craven suddenly forgets about the low blow and starts fuming. Dobbie's eyes get wide. Suddenly, Chester runs over and dropkicks Craven in the back, causing him to stumble towards the ropes real quick. Dobbie grins as he catches his head and falls to the ringside floor, snapping him backwards onto the mat. Chester walks over and drops a knee across his face and leans over, choking him as the referee finally convinces Davey to get back onto the apron.
Chester gets up as the referee walks over and tags in Dobbie, who scales the turnbuckle. Craven starts getting up, coughing from the choke hold. He turns around into a missle dropkick by Dobbie and hits the mat one more time. Dobbie runs over and grabs Craven's legs and applies a boston crab on the big man. Dobbie leans back for all he's worth. The referee slides into position asking Johnny Craven if he gives up. He shakes his head no and slowly starts crawling to the ropes. Dobbie struggles to hold him in place, but jumps up right before he gets to the ropes and starts laying the boots to Craven. Craven keeps shaking them off and starts using the ropes to help himself up. Dobbie runs across the ring, bounces off the ropes and hits a dropkick to Craven's back, causing him to yell out in pain.
Dobbie runs over and tags Chester. Chester says something to Dobbie and Chester holds up Craven's legs, who is still holding onto the ropes and Dobbie delivers a couple of kicks to the exposed midsection of Johnny Craven. Dobbie goes back to his corner as Chester works over the legs of the big man.
Shannan Lerch: Smart move by Chester to work on this man's legs, Craven is a lot bigger than his tag team partner. This will help out Chester and Dobbie since they give up some height and weight to the bigger tag team.
Chester drags Craven out to the middle of the ring and applies a leg lock in the center. The crowd starts getting behind Craven who starts slowly pulling to the ropes again. About halfway to the ropes, Dobbie quickly jumps in and hits a somersault splash onto Craven, slowing his momentum. The referee chases him out of the ring, but quickly has to regain order by getting Craven to go back onto the apron.
Dobbie sees this and quickly slides back in. Dobbie starts delivering several kicks to the side of Craven. Then he bends down and starts delivering rights to his head. Chester says something to Dobbie and lets go of the leg lock. The referee gets Craven back outside as Dobbie gets down in the leglock position with Craven as Chester is back on the apron.
The referee looks back and forth at both men with confused looks on his face and then finally shrugs. The crowd starts booing.
Zach Davis: This referee has GOT to be paid off by Gravedigger!
The crowd starts getting behind Craven again and he slowly crawls to the ropes and finally grabs hold of them. The referee starts the five count on Dobbie who finally lets go at the count of 4. Dobbie hits Craven with several rights as he gets slowly to his feet. The crowd is still behind Craven who is shaking off right after right from Dobbie. He finally gets to his feet and blocks a couple of rights to Dobbie and shoves him off, making him fly across the ring. Dobbie runs at Craven who catches him in a T-Bone suplex. Craven slowly walks across the ring towards Davey, who is itching to get back in. Dobbie grabs the ropes and starts pulling himself up. Craven dives forward and hits the tag to Davey Boone. Dobbie quickly jumps over and tags in Chester, who starts yelling at him. Davey is quickly across the ring. He grabs the top rope beside Chester's hands and yanks back on it with a lot of force, causing Chester to go flipping over the top rope, into the ring. Dobbie tries to get out of the ring, but Davey Boone grabs a handful of dreadlocks and pulls him back in. Chester gets to his feet as Davey grabs him by the hair, too. He turns and makes them headbutt each other and sends the two men down to the delight of the fans. Dobbie gets up and is quickly floored by a clothesline. Chester gets up and is also knocked back down by a clothesline.
Davey Boone picks up Chester and powerbombs him to the mat. He lays on Chester and covers him. The referee slides into position.
1...2.kick out! Chester gets picked up by Davey Boone who body slams him to the ground. Davey gets up, bounces off the nearby ropes and drops a leg across the chest of Chester. Dobbie finally gets up and gets out onto the apron. Across the ring, Craven is catching his breath as he watches Davey apply a headlock to Chester. Davey hollers out some smack to Gravedigger, about him being afraid to face him. The referee checks on Chester who waves him away. Chester gets to his knees and starts elbowing Davey Boone in the side. Davey finally delivers a punch to the face with his free hand and shoves Chester away. Chester gets up and Davey irish whips him across the ring. Davey catches him in the midsection with a boot and performs a piledriver on Chester. Dobbie hops down to ringside but no one notices. Dobbie sneaks around to Craven's corner and grabs his boots quickly and yanks back, causing him to hit his jaw on the apron. Dobbie delivers a couple of rights as the referee comes over to the side, yelling at them to quit.
Inside the ring, Chester takes the opportunity and hits Davey with a low blow. Chester nails a DDT on Davey Boone. Chester quickly scales the turnbuckle and nails the Phoenix Smash elbow drop from the top rope. He yells at the referee who turns around for the cover.
1...2...kick out by Davey Boone, just barely. Chester starts working him over as Dobbie and Craven fight it out on the outside. Craven gains the upper hand and irish whips Dobbie into the barricade. He starts to stalk him, when Chester slides out of the ring and nails him from behind with a forearm. Dobbie and Chester start nailing Craven with rights and boots to the side. They both smash his head into the guardrail. Dobbie backs too far up to the ring and Craven leans over, grabbing him by the hair. Dobbie yells out and Chester runs over. Chester pulls on his legs and trips him. He lets go of Dobbie's hair, who turns around yelling at him. Dobbie and Chester each grab a leg and quickly pull Craven balls first into the ringside post.
The referee runs over threatening to throw out the match. Dobbie slides into the ring and runs across it, hitting Davey in the face with a baseball slide. Chester walks around to his corner and stands on it as does Craven eventually. Dobbie picks up Davey and hits Pop It and Lock It. He goes for the pin, but before the referee even gets into position, Craven gets inside and breaks it up. Davey starts to get up as Dobbie runs over and hits Craven, yelling at him for stopping the count. Dobbie backs into a belly-to-back suplex by Davey. Davey picks up Dobbie and hits a belly-to-belly suplex, followed by a running splash. Davey signals to the crowd who goes crazy as he applies a sharpshooter to Dobbie. Dobbie starts yelling out in pain.
Suddenly, Chester slides into the ring with a kendo stick and before Boone can let go of the move, he gets a facefull of kendo stick. The referee quickly calls for the bell to disqualify Dobbie and Chester. Chester turns and nails Craven with a set of kendo stick shots and then even turns and nails the referee.
Luscious Jackson: Aw come on now!
The fans boo as Dobbie and Chester raise their arms into the air and leave the ring.
Brad Kane vs Kevin Hardaway
Master of Horrors Match
The lights immediately go out now inside the arena. Everybody officially goes ape crazy with boos, because some know who it is, and the rest...well, they like when lights go out. They think it's cool, you know. As the lights are out, spotlights fill the arena, white ones...like lightning as the sound of thunder crackles along the PA system. More spotlights come as more thunder is played along the system. It's when guitars fill up and the following is heard.
All of a sudden, the opening drum and guitar riffs of "This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage kicks on the PA system as white smoke fills the entrance ramp. It's to the point where the white spotlights are strobing to the beat of the song. But when the song finally kicks in, the strobelights are going mad as out from the white smoke, is Kevin Hardaway, black trenchcoat on over his ring gear as he gives off a wicked smile to the crowd and walks slowly to the ring. He walks up the ring steps now and perches himself on top of the nearest turnbuckle, like a hawk ready to strike as the song reaches fever pitch. He keeps smiling to the crowd as he jumps off and leans against the turnbuckle, looking at whoever's in the ring with him as he takes off his coat...ready for battle.
Zach Davis: And this bloodbath will begin with Kevin's entrance. Brad wanted the playing field fair, holding this match here at Till Death Do Us Part instead of XIII where there would be nothing in their way.
Shannan Lerch: This is going to be a site to behold.
Luscious Jackson: Generic match hype comment fourteen.
"Eye of the Storm" begins to play, Brad stepping out onto the stage with nothing special. He's standing in the entry way, dressed in blue jeans, knee pads and a wife beater. He stares at Kevin Hardaway, not moving an inch. The two keep staring before Brad starts to slowly walk down to the ring. Kevin slides out of the ring and stands near the apron, waiting for Brad to get there. Eventually, both of them get tired of waiting and rush towards one another, wailing away with right hands! The crowd is going insane right now, both men drilling each other as hard as they can. Kevin is holding nothing back, hitting Brad right in the nose, breaking it. Brad hits Kevin right above the left eye, opening him up a bit.
Shannan Lerch: Jesus...
Zach Davis: Isn't hate a wonderful thing?
Kevin knees Brad in the stomach before taking him into the ring. The structure begins to come down as Kevin slides into the ring. The bell rings as Brad is already up on his feet, starting to fire off with stiff elbows to the side of Kevin's head. His head snaps backwards as Brad kicks him in the jaw, trying to break it. Hardaway fights back with elbows now himself, pasting Brad right in the cheek, causing him to fall over. He gets right back up though and gets into Kevin's face, pushing him backwards. Hardaway does the same now as its like a fight in a school yard. Kevin hits Brad with another right hand, in the nose again which forces Brad to get his hands up, free to let Kevin kick in him in the ribs with a huge amount of force, bringing him down to his knees. Hardaway then kicks Brad right in the face, sending Brad down to the canvas, blood still flowing down from his nose.
His still isn't happy enough though, pulling Brad up and hitting more elbows to the side of his head. Brad finds himself getting whipped into the ropes. He bounces back to duck a clothesline from Kevin. Hardaway turns around right into leg lariat that catches him right in the forehead. Brad gets back up to his feet now, looking down at Kevin. BRAD SPITS ON HIM!!!
Luscious Jackson: Goddamn!
Shannan Lerch: Did Brad just spit on Kevin?
Zach Davis: I believe he did.
Kevin gets up to his feet, livid before hawking one right in Brad's face now! Brad nods his head before they start unloading on one another again! Elbows going back and forth, heads snapping back with the amount of force put behind the elbows. Brad kicks Kevin right in the face. Kevin goes backwards into the ropes as Brad runs and clotheslines him over the top rope. Hardaway smacks one of the bare sides, Brad heading right out after him. Kevin barely has a chance to get up to his feet before Brad grabs him and elbows him in the back of the head. He then throws Kevin head first into the cage! Hardaway bounces back as Brad headbutts the back of his head now. Kevin falls down to the floor, hands near the barbed wire boards. Brad grabs a chair off of the cage and throws it into the ring before throwing a second and a third in. He looks under the ring now and pulls out a special belt, a mock version of the GWC World Title.
Shannan Lerch: Seems rather silly to have that under the ring.
Luscious Jackson: Its pro wrestlin' ho, shit doesn't make sense.
He waits for Kevin to get up before running and blasting him right in the face with the title belt. A smirk is on Brad's face before he spits on the title and throws it over the top of the cage. Some lucky fan in the crowd catches it while Brad stomps away on Kevin. Hardaway turns over to reveal the belt busted his forehead open, blood beginning to steam down his face. With no remorse on his face, Brad just puts his boot there and starts to move it back and forth. He finishes with face scrape, Kevin yelling in pain. There is still no expression on Brad's face, choosing to pick up Kevin now. After a knee to the stomach, Brad hits him in the head with knee before sending him head first into the cage again. Kevin bounces back and falls on the floor, Brad pulling up the ring apron again and reaching underneath, pulling out a staple gun.
Zach Davis: Oh jeez, bad intentions.
Luscious Jackson: This whole match is bad intentions dawg.
Brad turns right around into a kick to the face by Kevin, dropping the staple gun. Grabbing the head of Brad, Kevin runs and throws him head first into the ringpost. Brad falls to the floor, looking out of it while Kevin kneels down and smirks sadistically. He puts the staple gun right on Brad's groin AND BEGINS TO STAPLE IT!!!
Luscious Jackson: FUCK ME RUNNING!
Shannan Lerch: Oh my... that's just sick!
Zach Davis: I might throw up.
Kevin keeps the smile on his face, hearing Brad screaming in pain before putting the staple gun into the ring. Brad is holding his groin, trying to pull the staples out if he can. Hardaway shakes his head, starting to climb up the cage siding. He gets to one of the platforms and grabs the barbed wire covered chair, tossing it onto the floor. Kevin climbs down, Brad walking gingerly, sliding into the ring. Hardaway grabs the barbed wire chair and throws it into the ring. He looks under the ring, grabbing a giant ladder. It looks to be twenty feet before putting that into the ring now too. Kevin slides in, getting stomped on afterwards by Brad. There is nothing but hate in Brad's eyes, stomping away on Kevin Hardaway with every single ounce of might he has in his body.
Zach Davis: What in hell is the ladder for?
Shannan Lerch: Certainly not climbing the corporate ladder.
He stops for a moment, pulling Kevin up to a vertical base. Brad begins to elbow Kevin in the jaw with tons of force, causing Kevin to back into a corner. Brad then rushes into the corner with Kevin's back placed against a glass pane. He leaps up for double knees to the chest but Kevin moves out of the way! Brad crashes into the glass, shattering it all over that corner! The crowd groans, Kevin grabbing a chair and holding it like a baseball bat, waiting for Brad to get himself up off of the canvas. Brad pulls himself up using the ropes and gets clocked right in the head with the chair! He crumbles back down to the canvas, Kevin throwing the chair down before kneeling down and grabbing a piece of glass with very bad intentions in mind.
Shannan Lerch: ...This will not end good, at all.
Zach Davis: You think?!
With a glass shard in his hand, Kevin is standing over Brad before he kneels on his chest. The glass goes right to Brad's head, Kevin beginning to cut his forehead wide open! Blood begins to spurt out, a few crowd members looking away. Kevin stands up happy with himself as Brad stands up too! The crowd roars to see him kick Kevin right in the face. Kevin staggers back into the ropes, coming forward with the rebound lariat but Brad moves out of the way. He leans down and grabs a chair, waiting for Kevin to turn around. The chair and the skull of Kevin Hardaway meet, the echo going through the arena as Brad throws the chair out of the ring. He goes out of the ring, grabbing one of the barbed wire boards, sliding it into the ring before doing it with another.
Luscious Jackson: Tons of barbed wire boards. I haven't seen this much barbed wire since I was in the penn.
Zach Davis: What were you in for?
Luscious Jackson: Got caught wit' a bong.
Brad gets onto the apron before getting knocked off by Kevin. He falls into the cage siding, Kevin heading right out of the ring. Hardaway grabs Brad by the hair and begins to rake his head back and forth against the cage. His head then gets slammed into the cage with a huge amount of force. Before Brad has the chance to fall over to the floor, Kevin puts him into a waistlock and hits a GERMAN SUPLEX ON THE BARBED WIRE BOARDS ON THE FLOOR! Brad's stuck in the wire while Kevin just grins, going onto the apron. He runs and jumps off, foot stomping Brad further into the barbed wire!!!
Luscious Jackson: Black Jesus on a stick!
Shannan Lerch: Black Jesus on a stick?
Zach Davis: You know not to ask him questions.
Kevin pulls up Brad, ripping Brad's wifebeater completely off of him. There are numerous cuts on his back regardless, blood starting to come out. Kevin puts Brad back into the ring, sliding in after him. Kevin grabs one of the boards that was placed in the ring and sets it into the corner where the broken glass is. He then gets another glass pane from a different corner and places that in front of the board. There are more bad intentions in mind as Kevin lifts up Brad and whips him towards the set up. Brad is able to stomp on the brakes and turn around CATCHING KEVIN WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX THROUGH THE GLASS AND BARBED WIRE BOARD!!!
Shannan Lerch: Owwwieeeeee!!!!
Zach Davis: Sick.
The crowd is going insane with Hardaway's back cut up now too. Brad pushes himself up, staggering around a little bit. He looks up to see the light tubes on the other platform on the cage. He leaves the ring and starts to climb up slowly. He's near the top as he grabs the light tubes and climbs onto the platform. Brad stands on it, the crowd gasping as he tries to keep his balance. Kevin is standing in the ring, looking up to see Brad looking down at him. The crowd is on their feet to SEE BRAD LEAP OFF THE PLATFORM WITH A LIGHT TUBE ASSISTED CROSSBODY! BOTH MEN'S CHESTS ARE CUT TO HELL!!!
Shannan Lerch: OH DAMMIT!
Zach Davis: I think we're seeing a certain "Reckless" side of Brad Kane coming out, just like he said it would.
Luscious Jackson: And jus' like Kev' wanted.
Brad grins while on the canvas with the mat continuing to become stained with red. Both men slowly get up, bleeding from the forehead, the back and the chest thus far. Brad sees the ladder and walks over to it, grabbing it and setting it up. He then feels the elbow of Kevin hitting the back of his head. Brad falls into the ropes, Kevin grabbing a glass pane. He sets it against Brad's body before grabbing a chair. With the glass near Brad's head, he takes the chair and smashes the glass right into his entire body! The glass has cut up parts of Brad's jeans as more blood continues to pour from his body. He falls out of the ring onto the floor, a bare spot. Kevin shakes his head loose for a moment, grabbing the barbed wire chair now.
Zach Davis: Well we know Brad Kane can take a ton of glass to his body. Although I certainly didn't want to see it.
Luscious Jackson: Kev' Hard is just punishin' him.
Hardaway slides out of the ring, holding the barbed wire chair, hitting Brad Kane in the back. The barbed wire digs into the back of Brad, making more cuts. There's another hard shot to the back of Brad, Kevin trying to wear him down for the Williams Driver later on. Kevin tosses the chair down, leaning against the ring apron while a blood mess. A sadistic grin is on his face as he spits blood onto Brad. Brad shakes his head, wiping his blood and Kevin's from his face or is at least trying to while Kevin just waits.
Kevin Hardaway: Oh come on you fucking pussy.
Kevin leans down and mockingly slaps Brad in the face, Brad pushing him back. That doesn't stop Kevin from slapping him again trying to get a rise from Brad. Brad is up on his feet, livid while Kevin slaps him a third time. Brad rears his arm back and punches Kevin right in the forehead, sending him backwards. Brad now rears his leg back and superkicks him, Hardaway falling down onto the floor. Brad flips up the ring apron and pulls out a loose strand of barbed wire. The Master of Horrors marks know what's coming next as they get on their feet.
Shannan Lerch: The crowd is reacting to a loose strange of barbed wire?
Zach Davis: If he does what I think he's gonna do, I might actually throw up.
Brad begins to wrap the barbed wire around his right arm, blood starting to come out. Kevin is up on his feet as Brad sets his feet and goes for the BK Backfist. Kevin ducks and hits the Backfist to the Future! Brad doesn't go down as he yells for another one. Kevin is happy to hit him with a second backfist. Brad staggers backwards into the cage now as Kevin runs, looking for a yakuza kick. Brad moves out of the way, Kevin meeting nothing but the cage. Once he turns around he gets drilled with the barbed wire BK Backfist! His cheek is sliced open as he falls to the floor, Brad smirking like a cruel madman. He slowly untangles his arm of the barbed wire and kneels over Kevin, opening his mouth.
Luscious Jackson: Ho-ly shit.
Brad lets his blood drip into the mouth of Kevin Hardaway as a few people look away. Brad stands up before going to the barbed wire boards, grabbing his torn shirt, wiping up some of the blood on his face and arm. Kevin is still holding his cheek as he stands up. Brad goes back into the ring as Kevin follows, blood still coming out from that nasty barbed wire cut. Both men are starting to get worn down from the blood loss at this point but their elbows still have a ton of hate and force to them. They begin to exchange again, neither man backing down a single inch. Kevin kicks Brad in the stomach and in one quick motion, he butterflies the arms and takes Brad over towards a barbed wire board in the ring before hitting the Williams Driver!
Shannan Lerch: This might be it if Kevin covers.
Luscious Jackson: I hardly think Hardaway will be satified right now. I think he has something bigger in mind.
Luscious is right for once as Kevin rolls backwards and looks at the ladder. He places a glass pane over Brad's body before he positions the ladder in a corner. He begins to climb slowly, the crowd rising to their feet.
Zach Davis: Oh christ...
Kevin is at the top as he looks down at Brad. Time begins to slow down as Kevin jumps off of the ladder. As he comes down, Brad is able to roll off of the barbed wire, Kevin going chest first into it! Brad sets the pane of glass on Kevin's back before he goes to the top rope. The crowd is still on their feet as Brad leaps off of the top rope, COMING DOWN WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP, CRASHING THE GLASS INTO KEVIN'S BACK AND FORCING HIM INTO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!!!
Shannan Lerch: HOLY...
Zach Davis: How did he do that?!
Both men are down in the middle of the ring, the crowd on their feet, cheering the efforts of both thus far. Brad is slowly getting up to his feet, staring daggers at Kevin Hardaway before yelling loudly.
Brad Kane: I'm gonna kill this motherfucker!
The crowd goes insane with cheers as Brad picks up Kevin and pumphandles his arm. A few moments later, the LMSBCBK plants Hardaway on the canvas. Brad drops down for a cover.
WHAT THE FUCK, BRAD PULLED UP KEVIN'S ARM?! Brad is shaking his head no.
Zach Davis: I question what he's doing here.
Luscious Jackson: I think we all are dawg.
Brad hoists up Kevin again, this time into the torture rack. He eyes the wreckage from a few moments ago, taking the time to run and plant Kevin with the Reckess Killing! The fans cheer for the move they haven't seen for ages. Brad picks up Kevin, putting him up in the torture rack again before hitting the Reckless Killing a second time! He covers again, hooking both legs.
The bell rings as the structure begins to come up. EMTs begin to rush down to tend to both men as the ring crew begin to clear everything away too. Brad stands up and looks down at Kevin before staggering out of the ring, starting to head to the back with blood streaming down his face. There isn't any emotion on his face as he goes into the back.
Shannan Lerch: And it's over. Brad lived up to his word, no celebration, no bragging, just going home.
Zach Davis: Its odd seeing Brad keeping his word after his past career but there isn't a doubt in my mind that he always shows up here at Till Death Do Us Part. Three years ago, he won the World Title here and tonight, he finally put down his former friend.
Luscious Jackson: I think he'll move on now dawgs and we should too.
Shannan Lerch: Good call.
Logan vs Gravedigger
Control of WCF/Seth Lerch On The Line
Zach Davis: And now, the fate of WCF is on the line.
Shannan Lerch: Not to mention the fate of my brother!
Luscious Jackson: And the fate of my job!
"Change" by Deftones hits the speakers. The curtains part and out walks Gravedigger with his manager Jayson Stasiak, valet Jessie, and bodyguard Mike D. Gravedigger stands at the top of the ramp and soaks in the jeers from the crowd. He grins as he walks down the ramp, feeling the electricity from the crowd. Gravedigger walks up the ring steps and holds the rope for Jessie and Jayson as they enter the ring. Mike D leaps from the floor to the apron and then steps in. Gravedigger enters last. Gravedigger walks to each corner and stands on the middle turnbuckle, taunting the crowd from each one.
Zach Davis: The owner of WCF, leader of the Dark Side, and all around asshole... Gravedigger.
The lights dim in the arena, blue pryos shoot down the ramp, and a drum beat rolls into the PA speakers. Metallica's The Struggle Within blasts out of the speakers.
Shannan Lerch: And WCF's only hope...
Logan steps out from behind the black curtain with a cocky look on his face as he walks down to the ring. Seth Lerch is behind him, looking very serious as he knows just what is on the line here.
Luscious Jackson: He came out to his old music, that's gotta be a good sign! I wish he'd come out to rap or somethin' instead of this white boy metal crap, though.
Logan hits ringside and slides into the ring, and he's looking prepared. Seth stands on the outside, watching inside the ring intently. Gravedigger points at him and talks some trash, and the referee rings the bell.
Zach Davis: Here we go.
Gravedigger, cocky smile on his face, approaches Logan. Logan meets him in the middle of the ring, and Gravedigger raises his arm, signalling for a test of strength.
Shannan Lerch: Gravedigger being cocky here, let's see if Logan can step up.
And Logan raises his arms up, grabbing Gravedigger's hand and obliging him. The two men battle, but Gravedigger's strength seems to be too much for him. Gravedigger pushes Logan down, and Logan has a pained look on his face. Seth starts yelling at him, telling him to fight out of it... and, much to Gravedigger's surprise, Logan finally starts making headway. He stops Gravedigger from pushing him down, and after several seconds starts pushing GD back up! Eventually Gravedigger and Logan are back on equal footing, and Logan starts pushing Gravedigger down for a second, but instead Gravedigger kicks him in the gut and executes a Northern Lights Suplex.
Luscious Jackson: Gravedigger sure didn't want Logan to make him look bad!
Gravedigger keeps the suplex bridged for the pin.
No, Logan kicks out of it! Seth cheers from the outside and Gravedigger glares in his direction. Gravedigger picks Logan up and tosses him into a corner. and starts hitting several body strikes to the former Face of Treachery. Logan's face is in pain with each shot. Gravedigger then grabs Logan and throws him to the other side of the ring, with Logan hitting the other turnbuckle front side first. Gravedigger charges at Logan and crushes him between his body and the post!
Zach Davis: Damn, that looks painful. Gravedigger is a big man.
Gravedigger backs up and Logan collapses in pain, holding his stomach. Gravedigger smiles, points to Seth and then starts kicking Logan over and over, carefully picking his shots. Logan yells each time.
Shannan Lerch: This can't be happening!
Luscious Jackson: Logan just wasn't ready for dis. Gravedigger's takin' him apart.
Gravedigger then picks Logan up and lifts him onto the turnbuckle. Gravedigger climbs up with him, throws his arm over his shoulder.... and hits a huge Superplex! Logan flies down to the mat and hits hard, all the oxygen leaving his body, with Logan gasping for air. Gravedigger gets to his feet and then climbs up the adjacent turnbuckle. He stands, points to Seth, and then taunts the crowd for a second.
Zach Davis: He's going to go for the Death From Above. This match is over.
Gravedigger flies off the top rope with his patented Frog Splash... but no! Logan rolls away at the last second!
Shannan Lerch: YES!
Gravedigger stumbles to his feet, holding his stomach, and Logan is up too. Logan goes to throw GD to the ropes but GD reverses it, sending Logan into them instead. Logan bounces off and Gravedigger catches him with a desperation Powerslam. Gravedigger stands up, catching his breath, and starts angrily stomping at Logan again.
Luscious Jackson: Damn. Logan had a good moment there but Gravedigger's back in control.
Gravedigger eventually catches his breath. He picks Logan up and puts his head between his legs and raises his arm, signalling for a Powerbomb.
Zach Davis: Logan's a big man, this isn't going to be easy for Gravedigger to do...
But he does! Gravedigger picks Logan up and Powerbombs him straight down into the mat. Logan hits hard, and Gravedigger immediately pins him, hooking the leg.
No! Logan gets the shoulder up and the crowd cheers!
Shannan Lerch: Thank God!
Gravedigger rolls his eyes and yells at Logan, something along the lines of "just give up!" And with that, he picks Logan up again. He throws him to the ropes, and then picks him up in the Reverse Death Valley Driver position...
Luscious Jackson: Oh shit-
Gravedigger hits the Embalmer!
Zach Davis: It's over!
Gravedigger pins Logan one more time.
Shannan Lerch: LOGAN GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST SECOND!
Logan does, indeed, have his shoulder up. This time Gravedigger looks angry. He signals for the Death Driver.
Luscious Jackson: No way Logan can survive that.
Gravedigger picks Logan up, but Logan hits several shots to Gravedigger's gut! Gravedigger moves backwards, surprised, and takes a wild swing. Logan ducks it and grabs Gravedigger, hitting a huge Belly to Belly Suplex!
Zach Davis: Oh damn! Logan hits some offense!
But Gravedigger still stumbles back to his feet. Logan sighs but quickly kicks him in the gut and hits a vicious Snap Suplex, sending GD back down to the mat.
Luscious Jackson: Welp there was half of Logan's moveset. What now?
Gravedigger gets to his feet one more time. Logan mouths "Oh God damn it" and hesitates for a moment before hitting a Russian Legsweep, bringing Gravedigger down once more. He quickly floats over and pins Gravedigger, hooking the leg, Seth cheering on...
No! Gravedigger kicks out.
Shannan Lerch: Damnit.
Logan curses and begins picking Gravedigger up. Gravedigger decides to hit him with a blatant low blow, right in Logan's Jumbo Hot Dog of Treachery. The referee sees it.
Zach Davis: Gravedigger, you idiot! You've gotten yourself DQed!
The ref is about to call for the bell, but Gravedigger quickly punches him right in the face. The ref stumbles back and Gravedigger grabs him, picking him up and hitting a Chokeslam!
Luscious Jackson: Well damn. Nevermind the DQ!
The referee rolls out of the ring. Gravedigger turns back towards Logan, but Logan now hits a low blow of his own!
Shannan Lerch: That's our Logan.
Gravedigger goes down to the ground now. Logan, breathing heavily, gets to his feet. He grabs Gravedigger's... and wraps him up in a LoganShooter!
Zach Davis: Great move! It hurts Gravedigger and allows Logan to take a rest which it looks like he really needs!
Logan is, indeed, breathing very heavy and using the move primarily to take a rest so he doesn't have it locked in as well as he could. Gravedigger crawls toward the ropes and eventually grabs them, forcing Logan to break the hold. Logan gets up and starts measuring Gravedigger...
Luscious Jackson: He's getting ready for a big move here!
Logan grabs Gravedigger from behind, locking in the Sleeper... AND HITS AN OLD SCHOOL STYLE CONNECTOR!
Shannan Lerch: THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT!
Logan pins Gravedigger!
Zach Davis: OH SO CLOSE but no Gravedigger got his shoulder up!
Yes, Gravedigger's shoulder is up. Logan stands up, slowly, tired. Seth is cheering him on still, trying to motivate him. Logan looks at Seth and shrugs, indicating he doesn't know what else to do. Seth shouts to hit the Impact Style, and Logan nods.
Luscious Jackson: If this match is for Seth's company, I wonder why he ain't gettin' more involved?
Shannan Lerch: He doesn't wanna risk the ref DQing Logan.
Gravedigger slowly begins stumbling to his feet... and Hot Dog by Led Zeppelin begins playing.
Zach Davis: What the hell is this?
The hot dog mascot comes running out from the back, and he's carring a bag.
A bag of hot dogs.
Luscious Jackson: Oh no. No, no, no.
Shannan Lerch: DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO HIM, LOGAN!
Logan looks at the hot dog mascot, then looks back at Gravedigger, who is still getting to his feet. Then back to the hot dog mascot. Then back to Gravedigger. Logan keeps going back and forth between the two, fighting an internal battle about what to do. The hot dog mascot is going to each fan, pulling hot dogs out of his bag and handing them out.
Zach Davis: Come on Logan, do it for WCF....
Gravedigger is about to get to his feet.
The hot dog mascot is about to run out of hot dogs.
Logan looks at each man and makes his decision...
Luscious Jackson: What's it gonna be? WCF, or hot dogs?
Logan slides out of the ring and grabs the bag from the hot dog mascot. Seth Lerch screams in anger, going up to Logan and yelling at him. Logan shrugs.
Shannan Lerch: Oh, Logan. He doesn't even care!
Seth grabs the bag away from him and throws it into the ring at Gravedigger! Logan, like a man posessed, slides into the ring after it! However, it is too late. Gravedigger has himself composed and as Logan goes after the hot dogs, Gravedigger hits a HUGE Clothesline from Hell, turning Logan inside out. As he stands up, he signals towards the back... and out comes Mike D and Jayson Stasiak.
Zach Davis: Well, so much for Gravedigger playing fair. What's he doing now?
Gravedigger whispers something to Jayson, who smiles and nods. He tears the shirt off the referee as Mike D grabs Seth, and they force the referee shirt onto him and throw him into the ring.
Luscious Jackson: Are they seriously going to...
Gravedigger picks Logan up and hits The Embalmer! He pins Logan, and yells at Seth to count the pin. Seth sighs and slowly drops down, making the count. Slowly.
Gravedigger broke the pin up himself. Gravedigger laughs, toying with Seth now. He picks Logan up one more time, and this time hits the Death Driver.
Shannan Lerch: He's going to make Seth count the pin that makes him a member of the Dark Side. This is disgusting.
Gravedigger pins Logan one more time, hooking the leg and yelling at Seth to make the count.
Seth hesitates for several moments, allowing Logan time to kick out, but Logan is just too tired to do it.
Zach Davis: Ladies and gentlemen... Gravedigger is still in control of WCF, but now he also controls Seth Lerch himself.
Dobbie and Chester run out from the back and they all enter the ring. Gravedigger orders Seth to raise his hand in victory, which Seth is now contractually obligated to do. And he does. The rest of the Dark Side members raise their arms as well and the fans boo mercilessly, some throwing trash.
Luscious Jackson: Well at least this means Gravedigger's gonna keep payin' me every month!
Eventually Gravedigger, Jayson, Mike D, Chester and Dobbie, and Seth Lerch leave the ring and head to the back.. Gravedigger smirking the whole way.
Corey Black vs Torture
There Must Be A Winner
No theatrics. No lights going out, nothing. Machine Head's cover of "Hallowed Be Thy Name" by Iron Maiden hits the PA system. With every bell toll, the lights flash brighter. When Robb Flynn comes in singing, the crowd sings along. "I'm waiting in my cold cell, when the bell begins to chime. Reflecting on my past life, and it doesn't have much time. Because at five o'clock, they take me to the gallows pole. The sands of time, for me, are running looooow!" One minute and eight seconds in, when the guitar hits, Corey Black comes through the curtain and onto the stage, wearing the Creeping Death mask, along with a black hoodie with the hood up, and Nikki Venus by his side. Black and Venus stop on the stage and take in the reaction from the crowd, Corey looking out to them from behind the mask. Corey walks down to the ring, not veering from a straight shot into the squared circle, while Nikki walks behind him. Corey slides in under the bottom rope and gets up, throwing the devil horns as he stands, to which the crowd does back. Nikki stops on the floor before the ring and stands there cheering on her man. Corey pulls his hood down and removes Creeping Death mask, once again looking out and getting a reaction. Black takes off the hoodie and drops all the items on the apron, then walks to the far corner and awaits the match to begin.
Luscious Jackson: Corey Black, the challenger, looking intense as always.
Zach Davis: Remember, this is a must-win match, someone will win...
Shannan Lerch: ..And someone will lose..
Jamais Vu by Dredg hits the airwaves, and the crowd begins their deep boos. Torture stands just outside of the curtain. Fireworks shoot into the air then Torture raises his World Title over his head then one more shot of fireworks shoot into the air. The crowd still booing, Torture walks down the isle never looking away from Corey Black. Torture rolls inside of the ring and hands his World Title to the referee.
Zach Davis: This is it, folks. This. Is. It.
The ref shows both men the World Title, then gives it to the time keeper. The ref asks for the bell to ring.
Shannan Lerch: Torture and Black have a history, and it all comes to an end tonight!
Both men tie up with Corey Black getting the advantange. The ref breaks it apart, and Black moves back while the crowd taunts. They circle each other one more time, Black goes for a grapple, but Torture ducks underneath and grabs him from behind. Torture lifts him up and slams him down on his stomach. Black rolls outs of it, and Toture has to let him go. They both stand back up. Black checks his lip, while Torture wipes his brow.
They circle each other one more time. Torture goes for a MMA-take down, but Black sidesteps and lets Torture hit the mats. Black picks up Torture from his kneeling stance and hits a quick german suplex. Black nips up, and Torture rolls over to the corner with wide open eyes. Torture holds his head and stands to his feet. Black insists Torture come at him again. Torture comes in, and they tie up! Black shoves him into the corner and the ref gets in between them. Black moves away slowly, then Torture just flat out slaps him across the face. The crowd yells! Black backs up and holds his cheek. Torture begins talking smack. Black levels him with a huge right cross. Torture hits his back! Black taunts at him to get up, Torture rolls to his feet, and goes for a quick clothesline, but Black ducks it, then when Torture turns around, Black delivers a stiff sidekick to the chest, sending Torture back between the ropes to the outside mats. Black taunts in the middle of the ring. Torture slams his fist own on the mats then gets to his feet.
Zach Davis: Black has the advantage now! Come on Corey!
Luscious Jackson: Your bias disappoints me.
Torture is pissed off. He slams his hand on the apron. Torture walks around the ring to the time keeper. He grabs his World Title "I'm done. Fuck it!" Torture puts the title on his shoulder, and walks to the other side of the ring. Torture yells at some of the crowd that keeps pushing his buttons. The crowd's boos turn to cheers as Torture walks up the ramp, but Black in tow! Black chases him down and nails huge knee to the back of his head! Torture and the World Title go flying down to the mats. Black gets to his feet and picks him up. He clears the crowd away from the guardrail and throws Torture into it. Tort hits the guardrail and flips over into the seats and crowds alike.
The Tort gets to his feet while Black runs, leaps to the rail and leaps again and lands a huge cross body on Torture. The crowd loves it, and they support Black by picking him back up to his own feet. Black picks up Torture and throws him into a row of chairs. Torture tries to get to his feet, but Black throws him back into the guardrail flipping him back over, but this time near the ring. Black leaps up onto the guard rail and waits for The Tort to hit his feet. Once he does, Black flies, but Torture catches him and uses both of their momentum to crash into the ring post and ring apron! Both men are down, and the ref suggests them taking it back to their ring. Torture picks up Black and throws him face first into the ring post. Black leans up against the apron, which gives Torture just enough time to grab a kendo stick from under the ring. Torture lifts it into the air and the crowd boos. Torture swings like a baseball bat, but Black ducks and the stick shatters into pieces against the ring post. Black hits a kick into Toture's midsection, and then runs and quickly hits a shining wizard. The crowd begins to chant Blacks name! Black takes a breather than stands back up hitting a Brain Buster on Torture! Black reaches under the ring..
Shannan Lerch: Connects the knee! Torture is out!
Black brings out a ladder. The crowd goes crazy. Black picks it up and turns around, Torture clotheslines Black to the ground with the ladder falling into his stomach. Torture grabs Black and slides him into the ring. Torture slides in and picks up Black throwing him into the corner. From there, Black hits a powerbomb into the ring posts, Black lands back first, very stiff, and from there, Torture gives a gut-kick and a quick MAD DDT! Torture pins.
Kickout. Torture argues with the ref while picking up Black. Torture hits another powerbomb in the middle of the ring, and pins. A kick out at two. Torture picks up Black and throws him Black into the corner, Tort runs and hits a huge flying splash.. Torture backs up and lets Black stumble out of the corner before hitting another powerbomb in the center of the ring. Torture slides out and grabs a steel chair, taunts to the crowd, and slides back in. Torture puts the steel chair in between the top rope and middle rope in one of the corners. Black gets to his feet just as Torture hits a stiff sidekick to his chin sending him right back down again. Torture picks up Black and puts him face down over the turnbuckle so that his face is facing the chair. Torture steps back then runs and nails a missle dropkick to the back of Blacks head causing his face to bounce off the steel chair. Black slides off the ring post and falls onto his head then lays out on his back. Torture drags him to the middle rope and pins. Another kick out at 2. The Tort slaps the mat and picks up Black. Black begins punching, but Torture hits a low knee and throws him to the ropes. Black returns but ducks Totures clothesline, on the next ropes, Black leaps to the middle rope and moonsaults into the air. Torture catches him, and right away Torture lands a tombstone Piledriver stopping all momentum Black just had. Torture pins in the middle of the ring.
Zach Davis: Torture pins again!
Torture shakes his head in disbelief, and picks up Black throwing him to the corner. Torture goes to the opposite corner and taunts to the crowd. He wants to hit another running splash. Torture runs, leaps, and Black moves, and Torture lands on the top rope post and falls to the mats on the outside of the ring! The crowd goes crazy! Black lifts himself back up and climbs to the top rope. Black hits a Shooting Star Press and lands it perfectly on Torture on the outside of the ring! Black gets up and pulls out a table. He sets it up and points to it. He then points to Torture and the crowd eats it up. Black lifts Torture to the ring apron. Black grabs The Tort into a T-Bone Suplex and flips Torture over his own head. Torture falls and smashes through the table from the apron, and Black stays put on the apron. As soon as Torture crashes through the table, Black goes from the apron, to the top rope, then moonsaults down and lands onto Torture's body and the broken table. The crowd goes crazy once again.
Zach Davis: Big move right there! It could be over!
Shannan Lerch: Torture looks worse for wear now.
Black rolls Torture into the ring and pins. 1...2...Kickout. Black lifts Torture up and goes for a suplex, but Torture gets out of it and drops to his knees behind Black and hits a low blow. Black bends over in pain. Torture gets up and steps back into the corner, from there he lifts himself to the top rope, Black turns around and Torture leaps. Black catches him and hits a sitout powerbomb! Black stays in the sitout position for a pin! 1....2... Kickout. Torture flips to his stomach as Black rolls back to his feet. Torture gets up and Black hits a running clothesline sending Torture back to his back. Black takes a breather in the corner before standing up on the top turnbuckle. The crowd rises to their feet in yet more anticipation for what Corey Black has in store for the air and Torture's body. Torture grabs the ref and throws him into the ropes. The ropes shake, and Black falls to his groin area on the top turnbuckle. The crowd boos. Torture leaps to his feet, grabs the chair, and in one swift motion puts the chair to Blacks face, and then dropkicks it out of his own hands into Blacks skull. The chair bounces out of the ring, as does Black. Torture takes the top part of the ring steps off and slides them into the center of the ring. Torture picks up Black and hits a few back hand chops before slamming his head into the ring apron. Torture grabs the ladder and stands it straight up into the air next to the ring. Torture begins climbing. The crowd rises back to their feet. Torture gets to the top of the 25 foot ladder. Black stands to his feet and knocks it over into the ring ropes. Torture falls from the top of the ladder but into the ring, and as he falls, he lands face/stomach first onto the ring steps! The crowd goes crazy at the very stiff and akward landing! Black shrugs off his luck and slides into the ring.
Zach Davis: OH MY GOD! TORTURES BROKEN IN HAALLFFF
Corey Black lifts up Torture into a slam position. From there Black swings Torture around and hits the H-Edge right onto the ring steps! Torture goes lifeless. Black pins on the steps. One.. Two.. NOWAYHO-ZAY. Torture kicks out. Black wipes his brow and slides the steps out of the ring. Torture stands up and with desperation runs at Black. Corey bends down and back body drops Torture out of the ring, though Torture flips into the ladder on the outside knocking it down while Torture lands on the back of his head on the outside of the ring! The, again, very stiff and akward landing gets the crowd to chant "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!". Black gets another breather and slides out of the ring. He picks up Torture and drops him ribcage first over the guardrail. From there Black folds up the ladder and smashes it over Tortures head and back area. He then moves the ladder up against the ring post so that it can be used to climb up to the top rope. Black slides out a table from under the ring and slides inside of the ring. Black slides in and sets up the table dead-center of the ring. Black gets to the apron and hits a 360-spinning leg drop over Tortures body on the guardrail! The crowd goes crazy for such a maneuver. After Torts body goes limp onto the cement floor next to the ring, Black picks him up and puts his near-lifeless body over his shoulders like a Death Valley Driver. Black walks to the bottom of the leaning ladder. He takes one step up the ladder. The crowd gets on their feet. Our announcers to their feet as well.
Lucious Jackson: What the hell?
Zach Davis: WHY IS HE CLIMBING THE LADDER WITH TORTURES BODY?
Shannan Lerch: What the hell is going on?
Black continues climbing up the ladder with Tortures body over his shoulders. Black reaches the top and looks out at the crowd and the center of the ring. The crowd chants "DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!". Black leaps and in mid-air he hits a Death Valley Driver from the ladder through the table inside the center of the ring! The ladder tips and falls to the floor! Both men land hard through the table! After a few seconds, and the crowd's cheers go quiet, Black puts an arm over Tortures body. ONE! TWO!
Zach Davis: NEW WORLD CHAMPION!
NO. Torture kicks out.
Shannan Lerch: So close!
The ref begins clearing the ring out from the table debris. Black lifts Torture up and hits the Butcher's Hook! Though he let's go after the slam, and pins Torture.
1....2....KICKOUT. Torture kicks out yet again!
Luscious Jackson: How long has this match been!?
Zach Davis: Pushing a good thirty minutes now!
Luscious Jackson: My god.
Black picks up Torture and lifts him into the air. Black's body gives out and both men fall to the ring mat. WCF fans begin applauding at the effort both men, more specific; Corey Black. Black lifts himself up by the ropes and raises his arm into the air acknowledging the crowd. Black runs at Torture and jumps, Torture takes everything out of his body and grabs Black in mid air and turns 180 degrees and slams Black right into the turnbuckles. Black holds his back and stumbles out of the corner, Torture takes his right arm and locks it under Blacks chin and left arm. Torture lifts Black up and hits a flatliner! Torture's finisher circa 2002. Torture doesn't even attempt a pinfall, he just lays out on his back trying to get some energy back. Black does the same. Both men get to their feet at the same time. Torture goes for a punch, but Black catches him and goes for a german suplex. Torture spins around to Blacks backside. Black sits out and bends backwards and gives a kick to Tortures face. Torture stumbles backwards into the ropes but comes back forward, Black turns to his stomach, and lets Torture walk over him and bounces off the other ropes. Black gets to his feet and leaps into the air. Torture front flips under neath the leap frog, and now Torture bounces off the ropes once more. Black baseball slides under Tortures leapfrog, but this time Torture lands in place, while Black runs behind Torture and goes for a bulldog. Black lands on the ropes (as if he was going to sit on them), Torture bounces Black off the ropes and turns him and throws him back into the center of the ring, Black lands on his feet and continues running, he bounces off the ropes and rebounds, just as Torture runs at him, both men hit a double clothesline sending both men to their backs in the center of the ring.
Zach Davis: And we start from square one!
Shannan Lerch: What a match we have here!
Torture and Black get back to their feet, Torture goes for a kick but Black catches it. Torture goes for a second kick, but Black ducks and Torture lands on his stomach and hands. Tortures legs are now around Blacks waist like a wheel barrow. Black lifts up Torture from the mat and into the air. Torture grabs Blacks head as if he was going to hit a bulldog out of this, Black doesn't let him. Torture gets to his feet, and Black hits a dropkick and that sends Torture over the top rope and onto the apron. Torture gets to his feet just as Black does. Torture leapfrogs over the ropes, but Black ducks it and hits the ropes just as Torture catches himself onto his feet, Black goes for a crossbody but Torture catches it and holds him into position. Torture throws Black over his head and Black goes through the ring ropes and to the outside of the ring. Torture walks over to the ropes and bends through them to pick up Black by his head. Black has something in his hands. He swings it up behind him and connects into Tortures forehead. Torture lands back onto the ring mat holding his head kicking in pain. The ref checks on him. Blood begins dripping down Tortures face. (Disgusting). The camera zooms in on what Black had in his hands. It's a piece of 2x4 with barbwire wrapped around it. The crowd begins to chant "Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit."
Zach Davis: OH MY GOD!
Shannan Lerch: Too far. It's gone too far.
Luscious Jackson: This is the #1 rule in WCF.. You never fall short of doing what you have to do to win the World Championship..
Zach Davis: Torture's head is cut open, and it is pouring blood all over the place.
Black slides in with the 2x4 and holds it into the air.
Zach Davis: We may have just seen the kryptonite to Torture. Barbwired two by fours.
Corey waits for Torture to stand to his feet. Black swings like a baseball bat at Tortures face. Torture ducks and nails a kick straight to Coreys groin! Black drops the weapon. Torture hits an improtu-Olympic-Slam. Torture picks up the 2x4 and smiles like a sadistic animal. Black gets to his feet and Torture runs at him. Black ducks and Torture runs chest first into the turnbuckles. Black hits a german suplex. Black turns and pins. 1.... 2..... OH! Torture swung the 2x4 into Blacks head to break the pinfall. Torture gets to his feet with the weapon one more time, but Black while holding his now cut open head drop toe holds Torture into the middle ropes. Tort drops the weapon to the outside. Black leaps over the top rope and hits a leg drop on the back of Tortures head which was dangling over the middle rope. Torture gets to his feet holding the back of his head while Tort is standing not facing Corey, Black jumps to the ropes and then springboards from there catching the back of Torture and hitting Harley Quinn's Smile ~!@~!@~!@~! Deadly move!
Zach Davis: HOLY SHIT!
Luscious Jackson: Jesus..
Black rolls Torture over and pins. One... Two... KICKOUT. Black can't believe it.. He gets to his feet. Picks up Torture and puts him in between his legs.
Zach Davis: THE BELLS ARE ABOUT TO TOLL!
Shannan Lerch: No way..
Torture flips Black over hitting a small back body drop. Torture leans on the ropes while Corey gets to his feet. Torture picks up Black onto his shoulders, Torture throws/swings Black around hitting the Finishing Touch! The crowd begins to boo! It could be over. Torture, instead of pinning, goes to the apron. Torture climbs the top rope and leaps into the air for his version of the frog splash. Black puts his knees up in time, and Torture lands ribs first! Torture bounces to his feet and holds over in pain. Black gets to his feet and gives a kick to the mid-section. Torture bends over, Black locks up both arms and jumps and hits For Whom the Bell Tolls! The crowd erupts with the biggest pop in fucking Wrestling history!
Zach Davis: HE DID IT! HE DID IT! HE DID IT!
Shannan Lerch: Don't lose your voice, Zach!
Luscious Jackson: He needs to pin him!
Black rolls over and pins Torture, he hooks the leg. The ref hits his hands and knees, the crowd yells out in unison with the pinfall..
Zach Davis: ONE!
Zach Davis: TWWOOO!!!
Zach Davis: HE DID IT! HE BEAT TORTURE!?!
Shannan Lerch: NO! NO! NO! Torture kicked out!~@~!
Torture, infact, did kick out.
Luscious Jackson: It was so god damn close that the refs hand actually hit the mats, but look at our replays.. Torture got his shoulder up in time!
Zach Davis: God damn it! Torture kicked up. Black looks shocked. Listen to this crowd.
The crowd begins to chant "BUUULLLSHIIITT BUUULLLLSHIIITT BUUULLLLLSHIIITT". Black nods in agreement and picks up Torture. Black grabs Torture, but Tort holds onto the top rope. Torture shoves himself backwards and Black stumbles backwards, The Tort turns around. Black goes for a punch, but Torture ducks, and with his instinct, he latches an arm, bends Black backwards and nails the Tortures Device!~!@~!@~!#!@$~#@$@. The crowd begins to booo.
"TORTURE SUCKS! TORTURE SUCKS! TORTURE SUCKS!".
Torture flips Black to his back and pins.
Zach Davis: It's over...
Shannan Lerch: BLACK KICKS OUT! BLACK KICKS OUT!
Luscious Jackson: The dude has sumthin' left!?
Zach Davis: OH HELL YEAH! COREY BLACK KICKS OUT! WE STILL HAVE ONE MORE CHANCE LEFT FOR TORTURE TO GO DOWN!
Shannan Lerch: Your hatred for Torture scares me..
Zach Davis: Shut up..
Torture sits there with blood running down his face. Torture lays back on the mat, and the camera zooms in on his face. He's smiling. He now goes from smiling to a light laughter. Torture puts his hands over his face and wipes the blood away. Torture grabs Corey Black and stands up with him, delivering a big left hook to Corey's jaw. The shot sends Corey to the ropes, but he spins and hits a pele kick!
Lucious Jackson: PELE! PELE! PEEEEELEEEEE!
Torture takes the kick flush, and goes down. Corey lays on his stomach, trying to catch his breath. The crowd is going absolutely banana pancakes for them. Black crawls to the edge of the ring, and reaches down to the floor, grabbing a steel chair. Black then crawls to the apron, and slowly makes his way up to the top rope.
Zach Davis: He's going to kill himself.
At the top, Corey takes the chair, spins, and flies off with a Phoenix Leg Drop chair assist! Corey lands right on Torture's torso!
Shannan Lerch: GODDAMNIT I HAAAATE CD!
Corey can't get to the cover though. Both men are demolished. Their blood covers the mat, and the crowd falls quite, intently watching. Corey and Torture inch their way across the ring, to opposite sides, where they use the ropes to stand. They then stumble to the center of the ring, and Black knocks Torture to the ropes. Corey charges, leaps, and knees Torture right in the face, knocking him over the top rope! Black flies over the top rope too, and lands hard on the floor!
Lucious Jackson: Stupidity!
Shannan Lerch: I really don't know how much longer this should last.
As both men lay on the floor, Black reaches over and locks in This Cold Black! Within seconds, Torture is tapping out!
Zach Davis: TORTURE TAPPED! TORTURE TAPPED!
Shannan Lerch: It means nothing! They're on the floor!
The ref informs Corey that it is, indeed, a moot point. Corey releases the hold, and barely stands up. Torture sweeps his leg around and catches Corey in the knee, taking him down. Torture slowly rises and hits a BIG Diamond Cutter on Black! Again, both men lay on the floor, exhausted.
Zach Davis: This has been going on for at least an hour now. I just can't believe my eyes.
Torture manages to get Black into the ring, and makes a cover!
KICKOUT! Barely. Torture sits up on his knees and has no idea what else to do. Neither man can pin the other. Torture gets Corey up again, and throws him into the turnbuckle. Tort follows up with a big clothesline, and sets Corey up on the top turnbuckle. Tort goes up to the middle rope, gets Corey on his shoulders and leaps off with a Finishing Touch!
Shannan Lerch: That's it! Finishing Touch off the middle rope!
They both hit the mat hard, but Corey stays on his stomach. Torture crawls over to him, and goes for the pin!
FOOT ON THE ROPE! Corey was too close!
Luscious Jackson: Stop dis match!
Torture, once again, picks Black up off the mat. Tort bends Corey over, and lifts him up in a powerbomb. Tort runs at the turnbuckles and slams Corey down into them! Corey bounces out and Torture spins him over into a second Torture's Device! But Black spins around with him and ends up on his feet!
Shannan Lerch: What was that?!
They end up in the same position as how the move starts. Corey jumps backward in a flip and knees Torture straight in the face. Corey rides Torture's face to the ground and implants it with his knees! Corey with a cover!
TORTURE KICKS OUT!
Zach Davis: Insane.
Out of NOWHERE, Torture reaches up and pulls Corey over in a small package!
Luscious Jackson: Nice try!
Torture, still not even recovered, stands and rolls Black up in a school boy as Corey rushes!
Torture meets Black with a big foot to the face as they stand, and then another. Torture spins Black around, gives HIM a german suplex, and turns over, holding the tights as Black is stacked up!
Zach Davis: IT'S OVER!
Indeed, Torture just pinned Corey Black in the middle of the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Torture has just pinned Corey Black! I don't believe it!
Torture's music hits, but no one moves a muscle. None of them CAN move their muscles anymore. They're exhausted, they're done, they can't move.
Luscious Jackson: These crazy sons of bitches gave it their all tonight, and more.
Paramedics are out now with two different stretchers and both men are being loaded onto them. But even in this state, Torture signals for someone to give him the WCF World Title. The referee places it on Tort as he's on the stretcher, and Torture holds it close.
Zach Davis: If I fought as hard as Torture did for that thing, I wouldn't want to give it up either.
Shannan Lerch: We're out of time fans, we will see you next week!
Luscious Jackson: And I'll see you next month.
Zach Davis: From all of us here at WCF, goodnight!
The scene fades to black.