War VII Intro
Nate Nytro vs Dehart vs Jaa Panom
World Title: Logan vs Jack of Blades
War Match

War VII Intro

Zach Davis: Far Cry by Rush is playing! Pyro is blasting! Fans, WCF's seventh annual War is on the air!

Shannan Lerch: It is great to be here, Zach! It certainly feels like a milestone in WCF's history, if I do say so myself.

Luscious Jackson: I'm happy to be here too, yo. We got some great shit goin' down tonight.

Zach Davis: The main event here is, of course, the war match. The winner gets a World Title shot whenever they damn well please.

Shannan Lerch: There are four former WCF World Champions in this match. Creeping Death, Bobby Cairo, JJ Biggs, and Outcast.

Zach Davis: We have guys that have been staples of WCF for months and who are on the verge of breaking through such as Danny Vice, Skyler Striker, Lawnmower Jones, and Thunder.

Luscious Jackson: We have darkhorse candidates like Mike Ragnal, TXO and TVO, and Adam Knite. We have everything.

Zach Davis: Several stories going into this match. TVO got a contract from Davey Boone and is guaranteed as the final entrant. Davey Boone was injured by Team Xtreme and isn't even going to make it into the match. You know Adam Knite is going to be after revenge.

Shannan Lerch: I'm also interested to see how Striker, Vice, and Thunder all interact. Vice and Thunder have been at each other's throats for a while now, but Thunder has only recently turned his back on Striker, so you know Striker will be gunning for him. I can't wait.

Luscious Jackson: And we got a situation between Cairo and Jones, obviously. Cairo sent Jones' wife Lonnie to the hospital, and this isn't over between them. Not by a long shot. You don't mess with another man's ho like dat.

Zach Davis: Besides the War, we have the final match in the Logan/Blades trilogy. They're absolutely, positively enemies now. Only one man is going to walk out with that belt.

Shannan Lerch: And it will be Logan.

Luscious Jackson: Hahaha, man, I can't believe what Jack did to you last week. That was wack.

Shannan Lerch: SHUT UP!

Zach Davis: Seriously though, this match should be great. Also, remember, Seth Lerch is the special guest referee. We don't know how he's going to side.

Shannan Lerch: He thinks Logan is unmotivated and not worthy of his spot, and that Blades is a power hungry egomaniac.

Luscious Jackson: And he's right. He just gotta pick which one he'd rather have as Champ.

Zach Davis: And to open our show, we have a Triple Threat match for the Modern Cutting Edge division.

Shannan Lerch: They've been delivering solid in ring action since the division began, and tonight will be no different. Let's go.

Luscious Jackson: Aw, we gotta give up the announcing duties to Creeping Death and Jodia.

Zach Davis: Take it away!

Modern Cutting Edge Division Showcase
Nate Nytro vs Dehart vs Jaa Panom

Creeping Death: This is the final match to determine who will be in the Modern Cutting Edge Title Round Robin Challenge. The winner joins Nemesis and myself, Creeping Death.

Jodia: Coming down to the ring right now is Jaa Panom, the man from the Surin Province in Thailand. Master of Muay Thai kickboxing.

Creeping Death: The man's entire body is a lethal weapon.

Jodia: Coming out now is a man well known around WCF, Nate Nytro.

Creeping Death: Former member of the New Dynasty, former Television and Cruiserweight Champion, Nate Nytro has a new spark lit under his ass.

Jodia: And finally Dehart, from Des Moines, Iowa, your hometown.

Creeping Death: Truth be told, Jodia. I found him and Nick Woo at the same time at an indy federation called LHW.

Jodia: The bell rings and we're under way. Right off the bat Jaa Panom delivers stiff kicks to both Dehart and Nate Nytro.

Creeping Death: Oh look at that reversal, Nate and Dehart both grab one of Jaa's legs and throw him backwards over the top rope before locking up themselves!

Jodia: Jaa landed right on his face on the outside.

Creeping Death: Nate and Dehart are jockeying for position, and Nate gets the upper hand, forcing Dehart into the corner.

Jodia: Will we see a clean break?

Creeping Death: Of course we will, Nate is a respectable man. Dehart quickly rolls him up! The pin!

Jodia: A quick two count.

Creeping Death: Dehart bounces off the ropes before Nate can stand, but Jaa trips him from the outside.

Jodia: Look at that dropkick to the skull from Nate to Dehart! Devestating!

Creeping Death: And Jaa Panom off the top rope to Nate, driving both knees into Nate's chest!

Jodia: Nate flies across the ring into the opposite corner where Jaa runs full speed and puts both knees into Nate's chest again!

Creeping Death: I told you this man is deadly.

Jodia: Dehart is getting back up now, but he takes a side kick to the ribcage. Jaa whips Dehart into Nate, but Dehart slides out before hitting the corner with Nate in it.

Creeping Death: Big mistake! Jaa ran at Dehart but got pressed over Dehart's head, and Nate viciously takes Jaa's head off with a clothesline from the middle turnbuckle!

Jodia: And there it is! Dehartattack to Nate Nytro!

Creeping Death: That's the most devestating version of a Burning Hammer I have EVER SEEN.

Jodia: Dehart pins Nate...

Creeping Death: One! Two!

Jodia: What comes after two?

Creeping Death: Three, Jodia. Three.

Jodia: Yay three!

Creeping Death: That Dehart has talent, winning this match and beating me last month.

Jodia: And we will see a rematch in the MCE Championship Round Robin Challenge, with Nemesis thrown in as well!

World Title Match
Logan vs Jack of Blades
Special Guest Referee: Seth Lerch

Zach Davis: And now it is time for the final encounter. World Title on the line. Jack of Blades vs Logan.

Shannan Lerch: Master of Puppets is playing, and Seth is coming out first, looking snazzy in a referee's shirt.

Luscious Jackson: He's got a big job to do tonight, he's gotta pick Jack or Logan.

Zach Davis: The Struggle Within playing now. Here comes the challenger, Logan. He hasn't been able to beat Jack of Blades yet... could tonight be his night?

Shannan Lerch: A lot of people think Seth is just going to side with him and give him the belt. I hope he does.

Luscious Jackson: Forsaken now. Here comes the man. Here comes Jack of Blades.

Zach Davis: He moves down the ramp with confidence the likes of which we've never seen from anybody else. And what an impressive entrance.

Shannan Lerch: The red rain, the sparks... it scares me.

Luscious Jackson: Aight, now both men are in the ring. Seth calls for the bell.

Zach Davis: They meet in the middle of the ring and tie up. Jack gets the early advantage, forcing Logan into a headlock.

Shannan Lerch: Look at that! Logan just plain overpowers him, hitting a Backdrop. Now Logan is kicking at him furiously!

Luscious Jackson: He wants that belt! But Jack's still gettin' right back up.

Zach Davis: Jack's up and Logan's punching, but Jack blocks one. Logan rushes him.. Jack catches him, OOF! Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex!

Shannan Lerch: Now Jack is on the offensive, kicking, but carefully placing his shots. The crowd is booing.

Luscious Jackson: To the fans, I guess Jack of Blades must be the lesser of two evils.

Zach Davis: Jack has Logan in position near the turnbuckle, jumps up, Split Legged Moonsault into a pin.

Shannan Lerch: One!

Luscious Jackson: Two!

Zach Davis: No, Logan kicks out. And it seemed like a fair count by Seth.

Shannan Lerch: Thank God. Jack picks Logan up, throwing him into the turnbuckle, and now he's hitting a bunch of stiff chops. Ow.

Luscious Jackson: Logan's chest is turning a sick shade of red.

Zach Davis: Now Jack's going to finish off with a huge Clothesline..

Shannan Lerch: And it connects. Logan slumps to the ground, and now Jack begins stomping a mudhole in him.

Luscious Jackson: The fans are chanting Logan's name. They don't want him to be a has-been, they want him to come back.

Zach Davis: Well when you're up against a monster such as Jack of Blades, that is much easier said than done. Blades picks Logan back up..

Shannan Lerch: YES! LOGAN IS FIGHTING BACK! He's hitting some lefts and rights! Big clothesline!

Luscious Jackson: Aw Jack ducks it - huge German Suplex! Logan is back down.

Zach Davis: Now Jack is climbing to the top rope. It has been ALL Blades so far in this match.

Shannan Lerch: Jack is up top.. Swanton Bomb!

Luscious Jackson: But Logan found the strength to move out of the way! The fans are on their feet, as is Blades now, and Logan-

Zach Davis: Logan hits a stiff Superkick out of nowhere! He quickly pins Blades!

Shannan Lerch: One!

Luscious Jackson: Two!

Zach Davis: Logan puts his feet on the ropes for added leverage! He has it!

Shannan Lerch: NO! Blades manages to get his shoulder up anyway! And another fair count from my brother, I might add.

Luscious Jackson: Logan's in the drivers seat now, can he capitalize?

Zach Davis: The fans are chanting his name. Surprisingly, Logan represents WCF here, in their mind. He represents tradition, and they want him to take down this tyrant who's only interest is money and power.

Shannan Lerch: And really, quite frankly, if Logan can't beat Blades, who can? Regardless, Logan is waiting for Blades to get to his feet. Jack's up. Logan snaps off a crisp Snap Suplex. And now he's stomping at Jack's leg.

Luscious Jackson: Nothin' new here. He's gettin him ready for the LoganShooter.

Zach Davis: He sure is, because now he's locked in a Figure Four Leglock. Jack isn't yelling or screaming, but I think we can see the pain in his eyes.

Shannan Lerch: He's doing his best to do the "roll over and reverse the pressure" trick, but Logan isn't letting it happen. Instead, now, Blades is reaching for the ropes...

Luscious Jackson: Jack lunges for them...

Zach Davis: And he grabs them. Logan is forced to let go.

Shannan Lerch: And he does, but Jack slides out of the ring, trying to get a breather. Logan isn't done however, he bounces off the ropes, runs back towards Blades..

Luscious Jackson: Suicide dive!

Zach Davis: Suicide indeed, because Logan crashes hard into the guardrail!

Shannan Lerch: And Seth has actually begun to count them out.

Luscious Jackson: Jack throws Logan into the turnbuckle, and Logan smashes hard into it, stumbling back..

Zach Davis: Jack catches him.. VICIOUS Jackplex! Is Logan alive after that!? On the cold hard cement..

Shannan Lerch: I sure hope so. Jack is a madman.

Luscious Jackson: Jack throws Logan into the ring, breaking the count, and I think I saw him give Lerch a bit of a glare there. Jack throws Logan into the turnbuckle, but Logan can't even stand.

Zach Davis: Now Jack is back outside the ring. What is he doing? He's got a chair.

Shannan Lerch: Back in the ring now, and he's set the chair up right in front of Logan's face. Logan must be out.

Luscious Jackson: And now Jack is climbing an adjacent turnbuckle... oh no.

Zach Davis: Jack's up top...

Shannan Lerch: Jack Terminator! Headbutt to that chair! Oh my God!

Luscious Jackson: Why isn't Seth calling for the bell? I guess he doesn't want a DQ.

Zach Davis: Jack is injured too, that isn't a move you can execute without doing some damage to yourself. But here's the pin.

Shannan Lerch: One!

Luscious Jackson: Two!

Zach Davis: Kickout! Logan kicks out!

Shannan Lerch: Well now Jack is to his feet, but he is wobbly. That move may have been an error, he may have a concussion.

Luscious Jackson: Jack has Logan up, but Logan is swinging wildly. Jack is in no position to block him... Logan is taking control.

Zach Davis: Logan punches Jack several times, and now he's putting Jack up in the Vertical Suplex position...

Shannan Lerch: Logan has Jack hanging there, letting the blood rush to his head. And Jack has his own face busted open. It's just dripping down his face, oh God.

Luscious Jackson: And it is dripping on the mat now. And Logan is keeping Blades hanging. Blood is running down Jack's face, down Logan's body... and it was Jack's own doing.

Zach Davis: And finally Logan drops him, with a Brainbuster! Oh God. Jack is a monster, but even he can't take this. Here's the pin. We have a new World Champion.

Shannan Lerch: One.

Luscious Jackson: Two.

Zach Davis: Three-

Shannan Lerch: NO JACK KICKED OUT.

Luscious Jackson: How did he do it?! Seth looks as shocked as anybody!

Zach Davis: Logan has his second wind and his confidence back. He's stomping at Jack of Blades' head. Once he hits The Connector, this match is over.

Shannan Lerch: Well, he's dropped down and put Jack in a Sleeper. Blood is still oozing down his face.

Luscious Jackson: But... somehow... Jack... He's fighting his way back up!

Zach Davis: Logan isn't trying to stop him. Logan's letting him stand.. he wants to hit the Connector.

Shannan Lerch: Jack knows it. Before he's to his feet, he just rammed Logan backwards into the turnbuckle. Jack breaks free, Logan stumbles forward..

Luscious Jackson: The Joker's Wild! Out of nowhere! Is this it?!

Zach Davis: WAIT! Who is that? Someone just came through the crowd. He has Jack's attention.

Shannan Lerch: Oh God, no. It can't be. Anyone but him.

Luscious Jackson: MADD DOGG. Madd Dogg is standing on the outside. Former WCF Champion, creator of the Euthanasia match. Madd Dogg.

Zach Davis: Jack is yelling at him, asking what he's doing here. So is Seth Lerch. This is giving Logan time to recover..

Shannan Lerch: Logan's up now, and he has a crazed look in his eye. He wants to end this match now. He's got Jack in the Sleeper...

Luscious Jackson: THE CONNECTOR! HE HIT IT!

Zach Davis: Look at Madd Dogg, he was definitely here to help Logan. Or at least to make sure Blades loses. What's the story!?

Shannan Lerch: Logan is pinning!

Luscious Jackson: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Shannan Lerch: Three.

Luscious Jackson: Wait.. no. No three. Seth's hand... isn't dropping.

Zach Davis: I think Seth has made his decision.

Shannan Lerch: Logan looks up... I don't think he expected this. Seth is laughing... and kicks Logan straight in the face. Ouch.

Luscious Jackson: Jack of Blades is stumbling to his feet, Madd Dogg can only watch from the outside.. Logan is up, and he walks right into another Joker's Wild. This is it.

Zach Davis: Here's the count. One. Two.

Shannan Lerch: Three. Jack of Blades has retained the Title.

Luscious Jackson: Logan rolls out of the ring, and Madd Dogg is helping him to the back? Strange.

Zach Davis: And Seth has handed Jack of Blades the belt. There is no friendship there, but I suppose Seth respects him or... I don't even know.

Shannan Lerch: Seth's leaving now, leaving Jack to celebrate on his own.

Luscious Jackson: Jack is too tired, too worn down, to do much celebrating. He rolls out of the ring and heads to the back.

War Match For Guaranteed Title Shot
Lawnmower Jones vs Skyler Striker vs JJ Biggs vs Conrad Howell vs Thunder vs Danny Vice vs Jayden Sarek vs Dylan Ryder vs Chris Avery vs Adam Knite vs Bobby Cairo vs Mike Ragnal vs Outcast vs Davey Ortega vs The Violent One vs The Xtreme One vs Mike Corral vs Matthew Clark vs Biohazard vs Creeping Death

Zach Davis: Well, Jack won't have much time to rest. Because now we're going to determine who is going to get a shot at him.

Shannan Lerch: It is time for War.

Luscious Jackson: Lordy, am I excited.

Zach Davis: I'm sure we all are.

Shannan Lerch: Brief recap of the rules. Two men enter, another man enters every two minutes. You can only eliminate by pinfall or submission.

Luscious Jackson: That means you can go anywhee in the arena, though pinfalls and all only count in the ring. Last man standing is the winner.

Zach Davis: Who's gonna be number one?....

Shannan Lerch: Danny Vice!

Luscious Jackson: Faint by Linkin Park is playing, and yeah, here comes The Vagrant.

Zach Davis: Danny Vice has to be a favorite in this match, but he has a huge uphill battle if he plans on winning. Who's next?

Shannan Lerch: Davey Ortega. Smooth Criminal is playing now, and the former GM of Slam is headed to the ring. The bell sounds. Here we go.

Luscious Jackson: Vice seems tentative, he's in it to win it and he doesn't want to throw his energy away right at the get go.

Zach Davis: The two have locked up and are vying for control. Vice puts Ortega in a headlock.

Shannan Lerch: Ortega tries to throw Vice off, but Vice keeps it locked in. Vice takes Ortega down.. He's trying to lock in the Vicelock!!

Luscious Jackson: Naw, Ortega grabs the ropes, Vice ain't gettin that move in quite yet. Both men are up, Vice hits a smooth Standing Dropkick.

Zach Davis: Ortega's down, and Danny climbs so he's on the second rope.. flying elbow!

Shannan Lerch: No! Ortega rolled away at the last second!

Luscious Jackson: Both men are resting on the mat, and it is time for our third guy..

Zach Davis: Voices by Disturbed! It is JJ Biggs! Biggs runs to the ring and slides right in.

Shannan Lerch: He's another favorite in this match, for sure, and a former World Champion himself.

Luscious Jackson: Hey, come to think of it, Vice and Biggs are former Tag Champions. Disorder by Design.

Zach Davis: Yeah, but that doesn't matter here. They both want to win this match, and at this stage of the game, I don't think we'll be seeing them help each other out or take it easy on each other.

Shannan Lerch: That's the way it should be.

Luscious Jackson: Biggs laying the stomps to both Vice and Ortega, attempting to keep them both down. Vice is getting up..

Zach Davis: Vice and Biggs are going at it now, brawling. Biggs is slightly fresher, however, and gets the advantage. He takes Vice down with a Neckbreaker.

Shannan Lerch: Ortega is up behind Biggs, and spins him around..

Luscious Jackson: Ortega hits Biggs with a vicious DDT! He quickly goes for a pin.

Zach Davis: One, two-

Shannan Lerch: No, Biggs gets his shoulder up. Ain't that easy to keep him down. Ortega is picking Biggs up now, and goes for a nice Hurricanrana.

Luscious Jackson: But Biggs counters it into a vicious Powerbomb! Vice is up now.

Zach Davis: Vice grabs Biggs from behind and locks in a Sleeper. He has it locked in tight, and Biggs is going down.

Shannan Lerch: Time for a new entrant, Jayden Sarek, one half of Lifeline, is running to the ring. And he's in.

Luscious Jackson: And he goes right to attackin' one half of Team NCW, Davey Ortega, kicking away at him.

Zach Davis: Meanwhile, Vice has Biggs down with the Sleeper.

Shannan Lerch: But no, look. Biggs is summoning strength. He's working his way up...

Luscious Jackson: Biggs jabs Vice several times in the gut, runs to the ropes, goes for a big Clothesline.. Vice ducks it!..

Zach Davis: Biggs turns around, same time as Vice does.. OH BAM

Shannan Lerch: Biggs hits Vice with a VICIOUS Superkick! Vice looks out of it, Biggs with a pin!

Luscious Jackson: One!

Zach Davis: Two!

Shannan Lerch: NO! Vice kicks out. That was close.

Luscious Jackson: Meanwhile, Ortega has Sarek in the corner, and he's kickin away at him. He's puttin him on the top rope..

Zach Davis: Superplex! And it is time for someone new.

Shannan Lerch: 3.. 2... 1....

Luscious Jackson: Bobby Cairo! Bobby Cairo is running to the ring!

Zach Davis: We have five wrestlers in the ring now. Cairo enters, and takes things in, trying to figure a plan of attack.

Shannan Lerch: And... Bobby Cairo is leaving the ring.

Luscious Jackson: What is this? He's hiding under the ring!

Zach Davis: Of all the sneaky underhanded tactics... well, I'm not surprised.

Shannan Lerch: He's playing it smart, unlike Ortega and Sarek. Ortega is stomping at Sarek now.

Luscious Jackson: Biggs is tired of fighting with Vice, it appears, because he's come up behind Ortega..

Zach Davis: Biggs grabs him, Backbreaker! Now he turns to Sarek..

Shannan Lerch: Biggs picks Sarek up quickly, and oh! Just like that! Biggs Implant!

Luscious Jackson: And here's da pin. One!

Zach Davis: Two.

Shannan Lerch: Three! JJ Biggs gets the first elimination, taking out Jayden Sarek.

Luscious Jackson: Biggs turns back to Ortega, but OW! Low blow. Biggs stumbles back.

Zach Davis: Vice is up now, and he runs at Biggs, Clotheslining him over the top rope. Just Vice and Ortega in the ring now.

Shannan Lerch: Time for another entrant. 3.. 2.. 1..

Luscious Jackson: God of Thunder. Outcast.

Zach Davis: Outcast enters the ring... and suddenly, this doesn't look good for Danny Vice.

Shannan Lerch: Both members of Team NCW are in the ring, and yes, they've begun beating down Danny Vice.

Luscious Jackson: Ortega is holding Vice, and Outcast is hitting stiff kicks to his gut. Outcast instructs Ortega to throw Vice to the turnbuckle, which he does..

Zach Davis: He's going to go for the Sick Twist!

Shannan Lerch: Outcast at him! This could be it for the Vagrant!

Luscious Jackson: NO! Biggs hits Outcast with a Superkick out of nowhere!

Zach Davis: Looks like Disorder by Design isn't quite dead after all! Ortega rushes Biggs, and Biggs hits a Back Bodydrop, clearing house!

Shannan Lerch: Vice is up, and he and Biggs make eye contact. And they nod at each other.

Luscious Jackson: If these two men are now on the same page, it doesn't look good for the other men in this match. Outcast is up..

Zach Davis: DbD rushes him, and the crowd roars! They kick him down and stomp away at him!

Shannan Lerch: But now time for someone new!

Luscious Jackson: Conrad Howell. Here he comes. And he's been feuding with Biggs lately, so this doesn't look good for The Greatest.

Zach Davis: Howell is in the ring, and he comes at Biggs from behind, pulling him away from Outcast. Howell locks in a Cobra Clutch...

Shannan Lerch: And executes a Cobra Clutch Backbreaker! Ouch.

Luscious Jackson: Ortega is back in the ring now too, and he's tackled Vice down, hitting punch after punch. Outcast is getting himself collected, and looks pissed.

Zach Davis: The numbers game is catching up to Disorder by Design. Ortega gets up and he and Outcast pick Vice up, tossing him out of the ring. They then climb out after him.

Shannan Lerch: Ortega and Outcast continue kicking at Vice on the outside. In the ring, Howell is stomping away at Biggs.

Luscious Jackson: He's pickin' him up.. throws him to the ropes.. Dizzamn! Crisp lookin' Spinebuster. And a pin.

Zach Davis: One, two..

Shannan Lerch: No, The Wolf still not able to get the best of Biggs. He climbs to the top rope now...

Luscious Jackson: Crescent Moon moonsault!!

Zach Davis: But Biggs gets his knees up! Howell holds his stomach, Biggs gets to his feet.. and another Biggs Implant! This is it! Pin!

Shannan Lerch: One!

Luscious Jackson: Two!

Zach Davis: Three! Biggs has also eliminated Conrad Howell!

Shannan Lerch: And it is that time again, someone new entering. 3.. 2.. 1..

Luscious Jackson: Mike Corral, half of the Red Devil Mafia. He slides right in the ring.

Zach Davis: And Biggs catches him with a big Tiltawhirl Slam!

Shannan Lerch: Outside the ring.. look at this! Vice is beginning to fight back!

Luscious Jackson: Team NCW had been beating him down, but yeah! Vice blocks a punch from Ortega and hits him with a quick Standing Clothesline. He then ducks a Clothesline from Outcast..

Zach Davis: And hits a big Jumping Leg Lariat! And now.. uh oh, he's got a chair. Danny Vice has snapped!

Shannan Lerch: Vice swings the chair, taking Ortega down. Outcast is up, Vice swings, Outcast is down!

Luscious Jackson: What a madman! Now he's smashing Outcast and Ortega both, one then the other!

Zach Davis: Now he's in the ring. Biggs sees him coming. He picks Corral up, throws him over to Vice.. BAM! Corral gets smashed with the chair. Vice drops the chair and locks in the Vicelock!

Shannan Lerch: Is Mike Corral going to tap!? He just got here!

Luscious Jackson: Yes! Corral taps! Vice eliminates Corral!

Zach Davis: Vice releases the hold, and Corral rolls out. Danny stands up, catching his breath. He looks at Biggs, Biggs looks at him.. they nod..

Shannan Lerch: Both men run to the right side of the ring.. Vice flies over with a No Hands Plancha into Outcast, and Biggs hits a Suicide Dive into Ortega!

Luscious Jackson: And now no one is in the ring.

Zach Davis: But wait, a new entrant is coming out...

Shannan Lerch: Lawnmower Jones! Lawnmower Jones is here!

Luscious Jackson: He's entering the ring and-

Zach Davis: Bobby Cairo punched Jones right in the back of the head! And.. look, he's wearing brass knuckles!

Shannan Lerch: I totally forgot about Bobby Cairo hiding under the ring earlier! This must have been his plan, to ambush Jones.

Luscious Jackson: Cairo rolls Jones into the ring, and then quickly goes for a pin, hooking the leg. Not like this..

Zach Davis: One.

Shannan Lerch: Two.

Luscious Jackson: No! Jones kicks out!

Zach Davis: Bobby looks shocked. He was confident enough that he had Jones pinned that he already threw away the knucks.

Shannan Lerch: Cairo is on the attack now, kicking away at Jones. Cairo picks Jones up and hits a European uppercut, sending Jones reeling. Cairo hits another one, and then throws Jones to the ropes.

Luscious Jackson: Jones hits Cairo with a Spear! The crowd is on their feet!

Zach Davis: Cairo gets to his feet, and Jones pick him up in a Military Press! He holds him there for a few seconds before dropping him to the mat! And there's a pin!

Shannan Lerch: One!

Luscious Jackson: Two!

Zach Davis: No! Cairo gets his shoulder up at the knick of time.

Shannan Lerch: Jones grabs Cairo and locks him in a Chinlock. And time for another participant.

Luscious Jackson: Three, two, one...

Zach Davis: Fallen Angels by Ra is playing! Skyler Striker is coming down to the ring!

Shannan Lerch: The Cairo and Jones feud will have to wait, because Striker is in and going at both of them!

Luscious Jackson: He sure is, hitting them both with lefts and rights. He grabs Cairo and hits a big Tigerbomb! But he's back to his feet..

Zach Davis: Lawnmower Jones hits him a few times before sending him to the ropes. Striker Springboards off, however..

Shannan Lerch: Springboard DDT to Jones!

Luscious Jackson: Striker's looking outside the ring now, seeing Danny Vice, his arch nemesis. Vice and Outcast are still brawling, as well as Ortega and Biggs. What is Striker going to do?

Zach Davis: Suicide Plancha from Striker into all four men! What a mess on the outside, and the crowd is going crazy!

Shannan Lerch: And Striker is the first one to his feet. But who was his target, Team NCW or Danny Vice?

Luscious Jackson: Well, Striker has grabbed a chair that was used earlier.. All four other men are standing, and he's ready to use it on somebody..

Zach Davis: Striker swings!

Shannan Lerch: And down goes Outcast! Striker hit Outcast! He swings again, down goes Ortega! Striker rolls Ortega into the ring, and pins him, hooking a leg.

Luscious Jackson: One, two-

Zach Davis: Three! Davey Ortega is gone, as is Team NCW's number advantage. And just in time, of course, new entrant...

Shannan Lerch: Adam Knite, one half of the Alliance of Violence, one half of the Tag Team Champions!

Luscious Jackson: It's a shame for him he's gonna hafta wait for TVO and TXO after what they did to his partner Davey Boone last week.

Zach Davis: Well, Knite is in the ring, and he's begun kicking at Bobby Cairo in a corner. Danny Vice and JJ Biggs are now re-entering the ring as well.

Shannan Lerch: They split. Vice attacks the downed Lawnmower Jones, and Biggs tackles Striker.

Luscious Jackson: The ring is starting to fill now, we've got six guys in here.

Zach Davis: Adam Knite kicks away at Bobby Cairo before picking him up.. bam, Single Arm DDT, Cairo's down.

Shannan Lerch: Outcast is crawling back in the ring now.. and uh oh, he has that chair from before. He comes up behind Biggs...

Luscious Jackson: DIZZAMN. Outcast cracked Biggs HARD with that chair. He then tosses it to the mat, pushing Biggs into the turnbuckle, and begins climbing up with him.

Zach Davis: Uh oh. Outcast is going for the Black Out here..

Shannan Lerch: And he hits it, spiking Biggs' head onto the chair! Oh my! Here's the pin!

Luscious Jackson: One!

Zach Davis: Two!...

Shannan Lerch: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

Luscious Jackson: THREE! JJ BIGGS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Zach Davis: Quite frankly, being the Television Champion, he was a favorite to win this match. Alas, it will not be.

Shannan Lerch: Vice, who is brawling with Lawnmower Jones, hasn't noticed, but I'm sure he won't be happy.

Luscious Jackson: Meanwhile, though, Jones is starting to fight back. He hits Vice a few times, throws him to the ropes, catches him..

Zach Davis: Rev the Engine! Oh my! Could we have both members of Disorder by Design gone right here!?

Shannan Lerch: Here's the pin! One!

Luscious Jackson: Two!

Zach Davis: KICKOUT! Vice kicks out!

Shannan Lerch: New entrant time. Three, two, one...

Luscious Jackson: Aw shit, here comes Thunder.

Zach Davis: Thunder rushes right into the ring, and he knows his priorities. He makes a beeline for Skyler Striker, Clothesling him down, first of all.

Shannan Lerch: And now he goes right to Danny Vice, kicking away at him.

Luscious Jackson: Thunder picks Vice up, takes him right back down with a Short Arm Clothesline.

Zach Davis: Thunder waits for him to stand, Vice is to his knees...

Shannan Lerch: Shining Wizard! Oof! And here's another pin!

Luscious Jackson: One!

Zach Davis: Two!

Shannan Lerch: No! Vice kicks out again! How does he do it?

Lusious Jackson: Well this ring is utter chaos right now. Cairo is in control of Knite now, and just hit him with a Belly to Back Suplex.

Zach Davis: Jones has gone to attacking Skyler Striker, and Outcast is biding his time, watching the action.

Shannan Lerch: And time for someone else. This time it is...

Luscious Jackson: Matthew "Twizted" Clark! He comes right to the ring, slides in.. tackles down Adam Knite, hitting him with punches.

Zach Davis: The Alliance of Violence and the Red Devil Mafia have been anything but friendly, and that isn't changing now.

Shannan Lerch: Clark pushes Knite into the corner, and hits the Cash Flow kicks!

Luscious Jackson: Outcast is still waiting, he looks impatient. What is he waiting for?

Zach Davis: I don't know. Could it have something to do with that man that keeps interfering for him? What else could Team NCW have up their sleeve?

Shannan Lerch: Outcast shrugs and decides to attack Bobby Cairo. He stomps away at him, picks him up and throws him into the turnbuckle.

Luscious Jackson: He's goin' for the Sick Twist! Outcast runs...

Zach Davis: But Cairo drops down in the nick of time, sending Outcast slamming into the turnbuckle! Cairo then rolls him up, here's the pin!

Shannan Lerch: One!

Luscious Jackson: Two!

Zach Davis: Cairo has his feet on the ropes!

Shannan Lerch: NO! Outcast manages to kick out somehow. Cairo waits for him to get up... and hits the Security Breach!

Luscious Jackson: And it is time for someone new! What music is this?...

Zach Davis: Frantic by Metallica is playing! Does that mean-

Shannan Lerch: Rick Mad is in the ring! What is he doing here?!

Luscious Jackson: In an instant, he grabs Bobby Cairo, spins him around, here's the kick-

Zach Davis: Mad DDT! That's his finisher! He's gotta be out. But... what is Rick doing here?

Shannan Lerch: He's pulling Outcast to his feet... and shakes his hand! I think Rick Mad is part of Team NCW!

Luscious Jackson: Outcast looks confused, I don't know if he was expecting this. Either way, they still have Bobby Cairo to worry about.

Zach Davis: Rick turns back to Cairo and- Ooohh, nasty low blow. Outcast approaches him now, and oof! Another low blow.

Shannan Lerch: Cairo is up, fighting off both Mad and Outcast. The rest of the ring is pure chaos, still. I can't even tell what's going on.

Luscious Jackson: Well, Thunder and Striker have spilled to the outside and they're brawling there. Looks like Danny Vice and Lawnmower Jones are going at it in a corner.

Zach Davis: As are Clark and Knite, in the opposite corner.

Shannan Lerch: Ouch, Thunder just threw Striker hard into the ring post on the outside. Striker stumbles away...

Luscious Jackson: Vicious T-Bone Suplex from Thunder! On the outside! Striker may be done for. His head hit pretty hard.

Zach Davis: And look, Thunder is kicking away at him, still. What an ass.

Shannan Lerch: But now Vice is coming to Striker's aid! He's hitting Thunder from behind with several forearms...

Luscious Jackson: ..and hits a big German Suplex!

Zach Davis: Whether Vice was helping Striker or simply wanted to get Thunder, who knows.

Shannan Lerch: Well either way, Vice is in control now, kicking at Thunder. Now Vice is positioning Thunder, and.. climbing up onto the guardrail. What's this?

Luscious Jackson: Moonsault off the guardrail and onto Thunder! If this was falls count anywhere, Vice would have Thunder pinned.

Zach Davis: New wrestler time. Three! Two! One!...

Shannan Lerch: BIOHAZARD!!!

Luscious Jackson: Biohazard is making his in ring debut here at War, but I don't know if we've had a newcomer make such an impact before even entering the ring like this man has.

Zach Davis: Biohazard slides right in, and goes after the first man he sees. Rick Mad. He spins him around...

Shannan Lerch: Biohazard just spit green ooze in Rick Mad's face!! OH NO!

Luscious Jackson: Biohazard's pinning him now..

Zach Davis: One!

Shannan Lerch: Two!

Luscious Jackson: THREE!

Zach Davis: Biohazard has pinned Rick Mad!

Shannan Lerch: Outcast isn't happy, and goes right to attacking Biohazard now.

Luscious Jackson: Cairo has been freed up, and once again has his sights set on Lawnmower Jones. Cairo kicks at him mercilessly...

Zach Davis: And ugh, he's hitting Jones with a the Facewash kicks in the corner. How humiliating.

Shannan Lerch: His name is Lawnmower Jones and his "wife" Lonnie the lawnmower is in the hospital. Does it get much more humiliating than that?

Luscious Jackson: Good point. Anyway, Cairo has Jones up, resting on the turnbuckle... There's the Roaring Elbow!

Zach Davis: Shades of Masato Tanaka. And here's the pin! One!

Shannan Lerch: Two!

Luscious Jackson: Jones finds the strength to kick out! Amazing!

Zach Davis: On the outside, Vice and Thunder are still brawling.. and Striker has amazingly gotten to his feet! How the hell..

Shannan Lerch: Striker yells for Thunder, Thunder turns around..

Luscious Jackson: Striker runs and hits a Running Spinning Neckbreaker. Very nice.

Zach Davis: And now both Striker and Vice are stomping away at Thunder! Can you imagine these two on the same page?

Shannan Lerch: New entrant time. Three, two, one...

Luscious Jackson: Dylan Ryder. He slides right in the ring-

Zach Davis: Uh oh, Cairo's got him.. Loco Vuelo!

Shannan Lerch: And now he has the Cairopractor locked in! This isn't looking good for Ryder!

Luscious Jackson: He taps! Bobby Cairo probably wins the award for quickest elimination.

Zach Davis: But that distraction has given Jones time to get to his feet. Cairo sees this, and there is a look of fear in his eyes.

Shannan Lerch: Cairo moves back... and he's hiding behind Biohazard! That coward!

Luscious Jackson: Biohazard doesn't seem to care! Look, he's goin' right after Jones, hittin him with lefts and rights!

Zach Davis: Jones just shrugs them off, Biohazard grabs him and throws him to the ropes, runs after him.. Flying Leg Scissors!

Shannan Lerch: Now that Jones is down, Cairo is more confident. Cairo and Biohazard are double teaming him. What an unlikely alliance.

Luscious Jackson: Now, Striker and Vice have just thrown Thunder back into the ring. They slide in after him.

Zach Davis: Oh, look in the corner. Knite is taking it to Clark.

Shannan Lerch: He sure is! We've almost forgotten about this guy, but he's doing great. And look at that!

Luscious Jackson: Knights of the Round out of nowhere! And now where's he going? Up top?

Zach Davis: That's right! Screaming From the Sky, a nice Swanton Bomb! Now Knite is pinning him.

Shannan Lerch: One, two,-

Luscious Jackson: Three! Knite pins Clark.

Zach Davis: Just in time, we have a new entrant coming up... Is that music what I think it is?

Shannan Lerch: That's.... no, it can't be.

Luscious Jackson: Nonpoint's Bullet With A Name... That is Reckless Jack's music!!!

Zach Davis: HERE HE COMES! RECKLESS JACK HAS RUN OUT FROM THE BACK! RECKLESS JACK IS BACK!

Shannan Lerch: He slides right in the ring, goes right after Outcast, and... locks in a Chinlock?

Luscious Jackson: That isn't very Reckless.

Zach Davis: Wait a minute, guys. Look closer. That isn't Reckless Jack at all.

Shannan Lerch: He looks just like him, but not quite... This guy is bigger, and his shirt.. what does it say?

Luscious Jackson: "Safestyle Jack."

Zach Davis: What the hell is this? The fans are booing. And Safestyle Jack is keeping that chinlock locked in.

Shannan Lerch: Well, uh, Outcast is powering his way up.. He gets out of the move, but now Safestyle Jack is punching him. SSJ throws Outcast to the ropes...

Luscious Jackson: And now he locks in a Sleeper. This guy sure knows his restholds.

Zach Davis: Ugh, well, anyway. Biohazard and Bobby Cairo are still attacking Lawnmower Jones. Knite has interjected himself, attacking Skyler Striker. Danny Vice and Thunder are going at it.

Shannan Lerch: A lot of these men have been in there for quite a while, very impressive.

Luscious Jackson: Striker and Knite are going at it and I believe Knite has the advantage. He just hit Striker with a beautiful Single Arm DDT.

Zach Davis: Thunder is firmly in control of Danny Vice, who has to be pretty worn out after entering this match at number one. He picks Vice up.. going for the Death Valley Driver!

Shannan Lerch: But no, Vice slides behind him. He hits a Running Bulldog!

Luscious Jackson: Time for a new entrant, cats. Three, two, one...

Zach Davis: Creeping Death! Creeping Death is entering the ring!

Shannan Lerch: And he's going right after Safestyle Jack. CD picks Jack up, but no, Jack slides behind him..

Luscious Jackson: SSJ locks in another Sleeper! Yawn.

Zach Davis: Creeping Death rams himself backwards, crushing SSJ into the turnbuckle. CD then grabs him...

Shannan Lerch: For Whom The Bell Tolls. Kick out, Safestyle Jack!

Luscious Jackson: Yup, here's the pin. One.

Zach Davis: Two.

Shannan Lerch: Three. SSJ is gone.

Luscious Jackson: Creeping Death now turns to Outcast. But before he can do anything, Biohazard comes up behind him! What's this?

Zach Davis: Biohazard jumps up onto his shoulders... Victory Roll! Is Biohazard going to pin Creeping Death?!

Shannan Lerch: I sure hope so! One!

Luscious Jackson: Two!

Zach Davis: THREE?!

Shannan Lerch: No, Creeps kicked out. Both men are to their feet...

Luscious Jackson: Creeping Death spits a white mist! But look!

Zach Davis: Biohazard has just spit ooze! Both of these fluids meet, and cancel each other out, leaving a mess in the ring.

Shannan Lerch: Creeping Death shrugs and hits Biohazard with a nice Standing Dropkick. Biohazard flies over the top to the outside. And here comes Bobby Cairo from behind, attacking CD now.

Luscious Jackson: Is he coming to the defense of Biohazard? Seriously, bizarre.

Zach Davis: Well, Outcast is up, and he's now attacking Skyler Striker. These two recently fought over the Hardcore Title, of course.

Shannan Lerch: Outcast pounds Striker a few times, and ouch, Piledrives him down to the mat.

Luscious Jackson: Someone else is coming out!

Zach Davis: Mike Ragnal! An impressive rookie, if I do say so myself.

Shannan Lerch: We have a grand total of ten active participants in this match right now, madness.

Luscious Jackson: Ragnal slides in, and he goes after Outcast. If you want to make a name for yourself, it makes sense to start with a veteran like him.

Zach Davis: Ragnal throws Outcast to the ropes, and then snaps off a nice Snap Spinebuster.

Shannan Lerch: And he hits a quick Lionsault too! He could have Outcast's number here!

Luscious Jackson: One, two-

Zach Davis: Nope, Outcast manages to get the shoulder up.

Shannan Lerch: All this action is hard to follow. Now we've got Thunder choking Jones, Cairo and CD going at it, and Knite and Vice. Striker is on the outside resting.

Luscious Jackson: The ref has finally forced Thunder to stop the choke. He picks Jones up... Death Valley Driver time!

Zach Davis: But again, his prey is able to slide behind him... JONES LOCKS IN THE JONESMISSION!

Shannan Lerch: Is Thunder going to tap!?...

Luscious Jackson: He's struggling..

Zach Davis: Here comes Bobby Cairo, hitting Jones in the back of the head. Jones breaks the hold, Thunder gets lucky.

Shannan Lerch: And time for a new entrant. We don't have too many men to go, do we?...

Luscious Jackson: Chris Avery! Avery slides into the ring..

Zach Davis: ..and walks right into a boot by Creeping Death. And now he's setting him up...

Shannan Lerch: A Bid Farewell! How fitting. And a pin...

Luscious Jackson: One! Two!

Zach Davis: Three. Goodbye, Chris Avery.

Shannan Lerch: Striker and Vice are back together now, both kicking away at Thunder. Striker hooks him... Vice climbs to the top rope... what is this?

Luscious Jackson: Striker hits the Final Revelation!

Zach Davis: And Vice hits the Halo!

Shannan Lerch: But that isn't all. Striker grabs his legs... and puts him in the Lockdown! Oh my!

Luscious Jackson: And Vice gets him in the Vicelock! This is intense! He's got to give up!

Zach Davis: And he does! Thunder quits! Striker and Vice have eliminated Thunder!

Shannan Lerch: They can't celebrate for too long, because here comes Ragnal. He's in it to win it, he's fresh. He tosses Striker out of the ring.

Luscious Jackson: And he's got Vice now, Gutwrench DDT! Here's a pin!

Zach Davis: One, two,-

Shannan Lerch: Vice gets the shoulder up! I'm so impressed.

Luscious Jackson: Biohazard is finally back in the ring after taking his time resting on the outside. He's back by Cairo's side, still beating down Jones.

Zach Davis: New entry...

Shannan Lerch: The Xtreme One! I don't believe he's so lucky to have drawn such a large number.

Luscious Jackson: In fact, he's the twenty first guy. All we got left is his tag partner, The Violent One, who got a contract to be the last entrant!

Zach Davis: Team Xtreme is in a great position to win, here.

Shannan Lerch: TXO is in the ring, and the second he is.. HERE COMES ADAM KNITE! Knite tackles him down, hitting punch after punch!

Luscious Jackson: He's out for blood.

Zach Davis: Knite picks TXO up, locks him for the Knites of the Round... but TXO elbows him, getting out of it.

Shannan Lerch: And here comes TVO! Looks like he isn't waiting like he's supposed to but whatever.

Luscious Jackson: And we officially have everyone in the match now. One of these men will win it.

Zach Davis: TVO and TXO are double teaming Adam Knite. I know Knite wants revenge, but I don't think he can get it here.

Shannan Lerch: He entered pretty early, and Team Xtreme entered so late...

Luscious Jackson: TVO has Knite up.. and hits The Violent Drop! And now TXO has him in the That's Xtreme Ankle Lock!

Zach Davis: Adam Knite isn't tapping out! Look at that! He refuses!

Shannan Lerch: He's screaming, screaming.... And he's gone. He didn't tap out, but he's gone. The pain is too much.

Luscious Jackson: WCF staff is pulling Knite out of the ring and helping him to the back. You've gotta give it to the guy.

Zach Davis: The rest of the competitors have realized what a danger Team Xtreme poses. Vice and Striker have both tackled down TVO here, and Bobby Cairo and Biohazard are taking TXO.

Shannan Lerch: Meanwhile, Jones and Outcast are going at it now. Outcast has Jones in the corner, and he lifts him up... He's going for the Black Out!

Luscious Jackson: Jones is fightin' back, though! Jones pushes Outcast away, Outcast rushes him...

Zach Davis: Rev the Engine!

Shannan Lerch: And he locks in the Jonesmission! This has to be it!

Luscious Jackson: Outcast don't wanna pass out, that's for sure. He's been in this match for too long...

Zach Davis: Outcast taps! He's gone. He was in here for quite a while though, yes.

Shannan Lerch: Striker and Vice have TVO in one corner, and Cairo and Biohazard have TXO in the other. The four men throw their respective opponents into the middle of the ring...

Luscious Jackson: Team Xtreme crashes right into each other! They stumble backwards..

Zach Davis: Bobby Cairo hits the Security Breach on TXO, and Striker hits TVO with the Final Revelation!

Shannan Lerch: We've got double pins here, good thing we have enough referees.

Luscious Jackson: One for Cairo!

Zach Davis: One for Striker!

Shannan Lerch: Two for Cairo!

Luscious Jackson: Two for Striker!

Zach Davis: KICKOUT by both TVO and TXO! I don't believe it!

Shannan Lerch: They're still fresh, Zach! It isn't easy to keep these men down!

Luscious Jackson: Cairo locks in the Cairopractor, and Vice grabs TVO and locks in the Vicelock!

Zach Davis: Are we going to see a double tapout?!

Shannan Lerch: TVO and TXO can look each other in the eyes... and they concede. They tap out.

Luscious Jackson: Team Xtreme is gone!

Zach Davis: Meanwhile, Creeping Death and Mike Ragnal are going at it. You know CD has a thing for getting to rookies.

Shannan Lerch: Indeed. Ragnal is in the driver's seat now, however. He just hit Creeping Death with that vicious Snap Spinebuster of his.

Luscious Jackson: And he's climbing to the top rope...

Zach Davis: There it is! High Voltage Swanton Bomb! He pins CD, hooking the leg.

Shannan Lerch: One!

Luscious Jackson: Two!

Zach Davis: No! CD kicks out!

Shannan Lerch: Ragnal picks CD up, looking to finish him off.. He picks CD up..

Luscious Jackson: But no, CD lands behind Ragnal. He hits a nice Standing Dropkick, sending Ragnal into the waiting arms of Skyler Striker. Uh oh.

Zach Davis: Striker hits the Last Chance! He then quickly jumps to the top...

Shannan Lerch: Skyler High Dive! That's gotta be it for Ragnal. Here's the pin.

Luscious Jackson: One, two..

Zach Davis: Three. Ragnal is outta here.

Shannan Lerch: And look in the ring. We're down to our final six.

Luscious Jackson: Lawnmower Jones, Bobby Cairo, Danny Vice, Skyler Striker, Creeping Death, and...

Zach Davis: Biohazard? Yes, Biohazard.

Shannan Lerch: All six of the men are standing, away from each other, with the exception of Cairo and Biohazard who seem to be functioning as a unit.

Luscious Jackson: Biohazard and Cairo make the first move! They've got balls. They both are attackin' Jones.

Zach Davis: And of course, this ignites everyone else. Danny Vice and Striker, guess their partnership is over, they're attacking each other to!

Shannan Lerch: I'm sure those two see each other as their biggest threat to win, so it would make sense to get the biggest threat out now.

Luscious Jackson: Cairo and Biohazard just threw Jones out of the ring, and now they're beating down Creeping Death.

Zach Davis: They've got him in the corner, kicking away. Biohazard is holding CD, and Cairo is taking shot after shot after shot at him.

Shannan Lerch: Good, I like to see this. Biohazard pushes Creeps into Cairo, and.. EXPLODER SUPLEX!

Luscious Jackson: I think Cairo's ready to eliminate him. He's putting him into the Sharpshooter! Shades of Bret Hart.

Zach Davis: Or Sting. Or Chris Benoit. Or Petey Williams. Or any other Canadian wrestler ever. Or The Rock.

Shannan Lerch: Nah, Cairo has better form than Rock. Regardless, Creeping Death is about to tap-

Luscious Jackson: Jones is back in the ring!

Zach Davis: He quickly throws Biohazard out, and then gives Cairo a stiff kick right to the face!

Shannan Lerch: Cairo rolls out of the ring too! Creeping Death stands up, and he's going to go for one of his crazy flippy moves..

Luscious Jackson: JONES LOCKS IN THE JONESMISSION ON CREEPING DEATH!

Zach Davis: Creeps goes down... anddddd he's done. Creeping Death is outta here!

Shannan Lerch: What a shame. Back to the MCE with you.

Luscious Jackson: Cairo and Biohazard are back in, and they're pissed. And now Jones is getting beat down again.

Zach Davis: Well, nope, they've just thrown Jones out again. Now they're going after Vice and Striker.

Shannan Lerch: Biohazard is attacking Striker, and Cairo is going after Vice.

Luscious Jackson: Cairo had the element of surprise on his side and has the better of Vice. He's punching him into the ropes..

Zach Davis: Cairo throws Vice to the ropes... bounces off, runs in Vice's direction.. They meet in the middle of the ring, and-

Shannan Lerch: Running Enziguri! A thing of beauty. Cairo goes for the pin.

Luscious Jackson: One, two!

Zach Davis: No! Vice kicks out.

Shannan Lerch: Cairo doesn't care. He's going to lock in the Cairopractor!

Luscious Jackson: Fans at home, that isn't the "Chiropractor," it is the Cairopractor. With Cairo's name in the front. How clever.

Zach Davis: But Vice has kicked Cairo away! Vice is up!

Shannan Lerch: He's hitting punches on Cairo, he throws him to the ropes...

Luscious Jackson: SPINNING SUPERKICK! THE OUTKAST!

Zach Davis: WAIT NO CAIRO DUCKED IT!

Shannan Lerch: CAIRO HITS THE SECURITY BREACH! Here's the pin!

Luscious Jackson: One! Two!

Zach Davis: Three! I don't believe it! Cairo has eliminated Vice!

Shannan Lerch: Wait.. are we down to our final four? We are.

Luscious Jackson: Bobby Cairo. Lawnmower Jones. Skyler Striker....

Zach Davis: And Biohazard.

Shannan Lerch: Speaking of which, Striker has taken care of him, and he just now sees that Vice has been eliminated. Striker tackles Cairo down and is hitting fist after fist!

Luscious Jackson: And Lawnmower Jones is back in the ring. And uh, I have no idea where he got it from, but he has a grass bag from a lawnmower.

Zach Davis: And he's dumping the contents on Biohazard! And Biohazard is coughing and coughing..

Shannan Lerch: Biohazard is coughing up green ooze! Lawnmower Jones, look what you're doing to him!

Luscious Jackson: Cairo, save him!!!

Zach Davis: No, Striker is still going at it with Cairo, he can't. Green ooze is all over Biohazard now, which is even worse because he wears a mask.

Shannan Lerch: Jones picks Biohazard up... And there it is, Rev the Engine!

Luscious Jackson: Jones is yelling something to Striker. And oh, Jones is pinning Biohazard, and Striker is making Cairo watch!

Zach Davis: This is unbearable!

Shannan Lerch: One!

Luscious Jackson: Two!

Zach Davis: Three! Mercifully, Biohazard is gone.

Shannan Lerch: We're down to three men. Lawnmower Jones, Skyler Striker, Bobby Cairo.

Luscious Jackson: And Cairo is on his own now.

Zach Davis: Jones is wiping ooze off himself. Striker, meanwhile, throws Cairo into the turnbuckles and starts unloading with some vicious knife edge chops.

Shannan Lerch: No, Cairo grabs Striker and trades positions. Now Cairo is hitting chop after chop!

Luscious Jackson: Here comes Jones behind them. He grabs Cairo...

Zach Davis: And Cairo hits a mule kick! Jones stumbles back.

Shannan Lerch: Cairo is fighting an uphill battle now. He hits Standing Dropkick to Striker, and then turns back to Jones...

Luscious Jackson: But Jones catches him with a big Overhead Belly to Belly! Oh my!

Zach Davis: And Jones isn't wasting time, here is a pin!

Shannan Lerch: One!

Luscious Jackson: Two!

Zach Davis: No! Cairo gets the shoulder up.

Shannan Lerch: But now Striker comes from behind, grabs Jones...

Luscious Jackson: ..Striker hits the Last Chance! Here's a pin!

Zach Davis: One! Two!

Shannan Lerch: No! Jones kicks out! Striker is taking the initiative in this match now, kicking away at both Cairo and Jones.

Luscious Jackson: But both men are working their way up. Striker can't keep this going.

Zach Davis: He hits Cairo with a big Superkick!

Shannan Lerch: And he turns to Jones, kick to the gut..

Luscious Jackson: He hooks Jones for the Final Revelation!

Zach Davis: Jones elbows his way out of it! NOW JONES HOOKS STRIKER FOR THE REV THE ENGINE!

Shannan Lerch: BUT NO STRIKER FIGHTS HIS WAY OUT TOO!

Luscious Jackson: AND NOW STRIKER HITS IT THE FINAL REVELATION THERE IT IS!

Zach Davis: Striker goes to pin!

Shannan Lerch: BOBBY CAIRO WITH A LOW BLOW TO SKYLER STRIKER OUT OF NOWHERE.

Luscious Jackson: And now Cairo pins Jones! He's gonna steal it!

Zach Davis: One!

Shannan Lerch: Two!

Luscious Jackson: Cairo's feet on the ropes!

Zach Davis: AND THREE. Bobby Cairo has eliminated Lawnmower Jones.

Shannan Lerch: Our final two. Bobby Cairo and Skyler Striker.

Luscious Jackson: Striker has recovered and now he's all over Cairo, with a flurry of punches and strikes.

Zach Davis: They don't call him Skyler Striker for nothing!

Shannan Lerch: He and Cairo are one pin away from wrestling immortality.

Luscious Jackson: Striker throws Cairo into the corner. He then backs up...

Zach Davis: Striker hits a Handspring Splash! Cairo then stumbles forward..

Shannan Lerch: Striker catches Cairo with a Tigerbomb! Into pin!

Luscious Jackson: One, two,-

Zach Davis: No, Cairo throws his shoulder up at the last moment!

Shannan Lerch: So close. Striker isn't done yet, though. He's climbing to the top.

Luscious Jackson: This could end it! This could make it Skyler Striker's night!

Zach Davis: SKYLER HIGH DIVE!

Shannan Lerch: BUT NO! Cairo rolled away at the last second!

Luscious Jackson: Both men are to their feet, Cairo rolls Striker up!..

Zach Davis: ONE!

Shannan Lerch: TWO! CAIRO'S FEET ARE ON THE ROPES AGAIN!

Luscious Jackson: NO NOT LIKE THIS!

Zach Davis: NO! Striker kicks out!

Shannan Lerch: So close! Striker barely got out of that pin.

Luscious Jackson: But Cairo is back in control. He's hitting Striker with European Uppercuts..

Zach Davis: Striker's fighting back! Clothesline!

Shannan Lerch: No, Cairo ducks it... and hits a German Suplex!

Luscious Jackson: Cairo keeps it locked... picks Striker up... another German!

Zach Davis: And we know where this is going. Cairo picks Striker up again...

Shannan Lerch: Striker flips this time, landing on his feet!

Luscious Jackson: Cairo turns around, Striker grabs him and lifts him up...

Zach Davis: Spinning Vertical Suplex! He sends Cairo down hard.

Shannan Lerch: And he's going back up top now! His risk didn't pay off last time... Can Striker do it?

Luscious Jackson: THERE HE GOES, SKYLER HIGH DIVE!

Zach Davis: IT CONNECTS! HERE IS THE PIN!

Shannan Lerch: ONE!

Luscious Jackson: TWO!

Zach Davis: THREE?!

Shannan Lerch: NO! CAIRO KICKED OUT! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

Luscious Jackson: Bobby Cairo kicked out of Striker's finisher!

Zach Davis: Skyler Striker is not done yet. He's grabbing Cairo's legs...

Shannan Lerch: LOCKDOWN!

Luscious Jackson: NO NOT LOCKDOWN BECAUSE BOBBY CAIRO ESCAPED IT.

Zach Davis: AND BAM SECURITY BREACH OUT OF NOWHERE.

Shannan Lerch: Cairo isn't taking chances. He's not going for a pin. He's locking in the Cairopractor.

Luscious Jackson: Bobby Cairo has this won.

Zach Davis: Skyler Striker is screaming in pain. He's lifting his arm to tap...

Shannan Lerch: He's bringing it down!

Luscious Jackson: BUT NO! HE DOESN'T TAP!

Zach Davis: The fans are chanting Striker's name!

Shannan Lerch: Skyler Striker grabs the ropes! He manages to pull himself out onto the apron!

Luscious Jackson: And he's to his feet. Cairo goes for a forearm, Striker blocks it, hits a shot of his own, sends Cairo reeling...

Zach Davis: Skyler Springboards off the ropes!

Shannan Lerch: Springboard Hurricanrana! He doesn't go for the pin, however. He stands up, measuring Cairo...

Luscious Jackson: He hooks Cairo for the Last Chance!

Zach Davis: NO CAIRO MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF IT.

Shannan Lerch: Bobby Cairo grabs Striker and hits the Loco Vuelo!

Luscious Jackson: And now Cairo is going high risk. He's climbing to the top.

Zach Davis: What is he doing? He's waiting for Striker to get to his feet..

Shannan Lerch: Cairo flies off with a Flying Clothesline!

Luscious Jackson: BUT NO SKYLER HIGH CATCHES HIM-

Zach Davis: FINAL REVELATION!

Shannan Lerch: SKYLER PINS!

Luscious Jackson: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Shannan Lerch: THREE! SKYLER STRIKER WINS IT!

Luscious Jackson: SKYLER STRIKER HAS JUST WON THE WAR!

Zach Davis: The bell rings, and For Whom The Bell Tolls is playing. Cairo rolls out of the ring, defeated.

Shannan Lerch: Striker stands tall... and the ref raises his arm. The fans are going ecstatic.

Luscious Jackson: And now, Skyler Striker has earned himself a shot at Jack of Blades whenever he chooses.

Zach Davis: This has been an amazing night, and an amazing War.

Shannan Lerch: From all of us here at WCF, goodnight.