XIII Intro
Logan vs Reckless Jack
Hardcore Title: Skyler Striker vs Jack of Blades
World Title: Seth Lerch vs Chino vs Torture
TV Title: Creeping Death vs Lawnmower Jones

XIII Intro

"Let It All Bleed Out" by Rob Zombie plays over the loudspeaker, as we open up to the WCF Arena all decked out in black. The ring mat and ropes are black, turnbuckles and posts are red, and the mats on the floor are black. The entryway has the house, dock, and lake of tables to the side. The crowd is jam packed and holding signs such as "XIII" and ">" and "Slam", "WW(picture of Jason's mask)D", "Creeping Death makes me CREAMing Death", a picture of Cheech Maron with "Chino" underneath, "Reckless Opener", "Does LJ MOW Seth's LAWN?", "JoB" and "ber", "Drake Who?", and many many others. We cut to Zach and Shannan sitting at the announcers booth.

Zach Davis: Hello, and welcome everyone to XIII, a card made by Creeping Death, for Creeping Death, and featuring Creeping Death.

Shannan Lerch: I hate this. A lot.

Zach Davis: Way to be unbiased. Anyways, tonight we have a card booked by Creeping Death, by way of his three wishes he won from Steve Carr.

Shannan Lerch: I wish Carr would have killed him.

Zach Davis: ... well then. In our opening match, yes folks, I said OPENING MATCH, we have Logan taking on Reckless Jack.

Shannan Lerch: Which is stupid, because any other time, that's a main event. God I hate CD.

Zach Davis: The Hardcore Title is on the line tonight when Skyler Striker gets his shot at Jack of Blades after defeating Danny Vice in a Ladder Match.

Shannan Lerch: The ONLY good booking by CD tonight. That one should be great. Following that is, strangely, the World Title Match, where Seth will reign supreme!

Zach Davis: I don't know about that one, Torture and Chino aren't happy about the sketchy ending to their match at School of Pain.

Shannan Lerch: Whatever Zach. I hate CD.

Zach Davis: And finally, our main event. Creeping Death challenges Lawnmower Jones for the Television Title in a ... Camp Crystal Lake Match. You saw the house, dock and tables set up at the entry way. This is basically a table match, but you can only use the "lake" of double stacked tables below the dock.

Shannan Lerch: CD should die soo-

Shannan is cut off by bells tolling. The crowd maaarks out. Lights dim while the opening for "Battery" by Metallica plays. When it kicks in, the lights come back on, and Creeping Death is standing on the roof of the camp house. "Battery" fades down.

Creeping Death: Welcome to XIII!

Crowd goes nuts.

Creeping Death: I've taken this time out to talk about my third wish. It has a lot to do with Helloween. First of all, it's surely not called Helloween anymore. It'll be called ... "Hellimination". And talking place will be a "Hellimination Match". The details are simple. Four on four elimination match. Losing team ... disbands. Team of Treachery verses The New Dynasty. We'll bring all our guys. You bring the best from yours, and we'll see who is standing at the end of it all. Good luck.

Zach Davis: WHOA! Can he do that?!

Shannan Lerch: Sadly, yes, he can.

Creeping Death poses for the crowd as "Battery" starts back up

Logan vs Reckless Jack

The lights dim in the arena, blue pryos shoot down the ramp, and a drum beat rolls into the PA speakers. Metallica's "The Struggle Within" blasts out of the speakers, and Logan steps out from behind the black curtain with a cocky look on his face as he walks down to the ring. On the way, Logan spits at the fans every now and then, telling them to shut up and whatnot. Once he's by the ring Logan climbs the steps, stepping into the ring through the middles ropes and climbing the turnbuckle to throw both arms into the air for a booing crowd. Logan hops off the turnbuckle, pacing around the ring intill his music cuts.

Shannan Lerch: Here is your WCF World Champion...

Zach Davis: "World Champion", heh.

We see Reckless Jack highlights on the screen as the arena is dark. Then huge pictures of Reckless Jack are shown with the words “He has arrived” on them. Now we hear the beginning to Nonpoint's "Bullet With A Name". A faint silhouette is shown in the entry way, kneeling down with his head down as the masses of fans get to their feet. As the song continues to build itself the strobe light goes faster and faster. Once the chorus hits, pyro explodes as the strobe light stops. A red spotlight shines brightly on Reckless Jack as he is kneeling down. He springs to his feet and throws his arms out. The fans are mixed seeing Reckless Jack as he starts to headbang to the song. As they start to walk to the ring, the spotlight stays on him as the people continue to have split feelings. He slaps a few hands on his way to the ring. Once he is in the middle of the ramp, he stops and starts to hype himself up as he throws his arm into the air and lifts it high. A string of pyro shoots down the ramp as he brings the arm back down. He continues slapping hands with the cheering fans. After he gets to the ring apron, he rolls into the ring, hopping on the nearest turnbuckle, throwing out his arms once more. The crowd mixed, as he hops down and does the same on the opposite turnbuckle. He jumps off the turnbuckle, then crouches down, looking at Logan.

Zach Davis: Here is Reckless Jack.

Shannan Lerch: The loser is here.

Reckless Jack looks up at the ceiling. Reckless Jack then rushes Logan like a bat out of hell. Logan gets tackled so hard that both men hit the floor outside of the ring. Reckless Jack gets up and starts to stomp on Logan repeatedly. He raises his hand in the air to a loud pop, only to receive a great right hand from Logan. Logan gets up and goes for a Snap Suplex only to get reversed into a great looking Reverse DDT on the floor. Logan grabs his head as Reckless Jack looks for a Kendo Stick. He finds one and goes to town all over Logan. With each strike there is a loud yelp and welt on Logan. Reckless Jack waits for Logan to get and Logan does. Reckless Jack looks to put a final Kendo Stick shot on Logan when Logan destroys Reckless Jack with a kick to the balls. Reckless Jack goes down like any man would. Logan drops to his knees to catch his breath. Logan gets back up to a vertical base. He picks Reckless Jack up and rolls him into the ring. Logan then waits for Reckless Jack to get up. Reckless Jack does, only to get a Belly to Back Flip Suplex. Reckless Jack somehow stumbles back up to get a Capture Suplex. Reckless Jack amazingly gets up one last time, only to get a Snap Powerbomb. Logan gets a grin on his face as he goes out of the ring and looks under the ring. He pulls out a table and brings the table into the ring. He sets the table up near a turnbuckle. Logan gets Reckless Jack and places him on the turnbuckle near the table. Reckless Jack is facing the crowd as Logan ascends the turnbuckle. He gets his hands around Reckless Jack’s waist. Reckless Jack eyes look glazed as Logan goes for a Super German Suplex off the top, but Reckless Jack is able to reverse this into a Reverse DDT through the table. The crowd gets on their feet to give these men a standing ovation.

Zach Davis: Whoa, nice start.

Shannan Lerch: Yes indeed. But Logan still rules.

Reckless Jack is not moving at all as Logan is showing us some signs of life. Logan still goes over and covers Reckless Jack.



Reckless Jack is able to kick out. Logan shakes his head and pounds the mat in frustration. He then goes and gets another table from under the ring. Logan sets this table up in the middle of the ring. Logan goes over to pick up Reckless Jack only to receive a Pele Kick. The crowd is on their feet as Reckless Jack slowly makes his way over to cover.




Kick out by Logan. Reckless Jack rolls off and still looks out of it. Both men slowly make it to their feet. Logan goes for a right hand, only to get the right hand be reversed to a Inverted Underhook DDT, but that gets reversed to the STF in an amazing move of wrestling skill. Logan clutches the hold hard as Reckless Jack starts to fade out of the match. The ref comes over to lift the arm of Reckless Jack.


The ref looks at the timekeeper.


The ref looks at the hold to see that Logan is actually choking Reckless Jack. He tells Logan to release the hold and starts the five count.





Logan lets go of the choke as Reckless Jack starts gasping for air. Logan starts to stomp at the neck of Reckless Jack. Reckless Jack holds his neck in pain as the ref tells Logan to stop. Logan replies with a “Shut up, this is No Holds Barred!”

Shannan Lerch: Logan is taking it to Reckless Jack right now.

Zach Davis: I bet you are loving this.

Shannan Lerch: Every second.

Logan takes Reckless Jack over to the table and hooks him in for a DDT only to get reversed into a Belly-to-Back Lift into Sitdown Inverted Powerbomb. Reckless Jack is down and so is Logan. The ref shakes his head as both men are out of it. Reckless Jack slowly gets up as does Logan. Reckless Jack goes for another Superkick, but Logan catches his foot. Logan then spins him around and hits Snap German Suplex. Reckless Jack lands on his neck awkwardly. Logan laughs. He then goes for the Connector, but Reckless Jack gets Logan with a kick to the nads. Reckless Jack leans against the ropes as Logan fights his way back up. Reckless Jack gets Clotheslined out of the ring. Logan whips Reckless Jack into the guard rail. Logan goes back about 10 feet or so and runs at Reckless Jack. Reckless Jack lowers his body and Back Body Drops Logan over the guard rail to the floor. Reckless Jack goes over the rail and starts to kick Logan as it seems that Reckless Jack has his second wind. Reckless Jack picks up Logan as they start to brawl in the stands. They go up the arena stairs to the concession stands. The crowd follows in a crazy fashion. Logan gets the better of a punching exchange as he tries to whip Reckless Jack into a big glass door, but Reckless Jack reverses and Logan goes through the Glass Door. Logan is cut to hell as Reckless Jack takes a breather. The crowd starts to chant “WCF!” Reckless Jack goes outside to where Logan is.

Zach Davis: The glass shatters...

Shannan Lerch: Is that bald guy gonna appear now?

Reckless Jack starts to stomp away at some of the glass that is on Logan as Logan screams in some pain. Reckless Jack sees a car and jumps on top of the car. He waits for Logan to get up as he hits a Flying Sidekick off the car. Logan goes down as Reckless Jack tries to pin Logan. The ref tells Reckless Jack to go back to the ring if he wants to win. Reckless Jack shakes his head and flips the ref off. Reckless Jack picks up Logan. He throws him back into that concession area. Logan looks dead as Reckless Jack tries to get him back to the ring. Reckless Jack gets him to about a balcony looking area. He sees a table and grins. He takes Logan down to the table as he climbs the stairs back to the balcony, which is about a fifteen foot drop. Reckless Jack raises his arms as he jumps off with a Flying Corkscrew Somersault Senton onto Logan through the table. The crowd breaks out into another “WCF!” chant. Both men look broke as the ref checks too see if Logan is legally dead. Reckless Jack gets up from that somehow as he actually gets Logan on his shoulders. Reckless Jack finally gets back to the ring and he rolls Logan in there. He covers.





The crowd can not believe it and neither can Reckless Jack. Reckless Jack tries to pick up Logan, but gets the low blow for tryin too. Logan gets his wits back and gets up finally. Reckless Jack gets up as a slug fest starts in the middle of the ring. Logan somehow gets the better of the exchange and hits the Brainbuster. Logan shakes his head still as Reckless Jack looks out. Logan crawls over for a cover. One! Two!! Kick out by Reckless Jack. Logan rolls off and goes to the ropes. He gets up on the apron and goes to the top rope. He waits for Reckless Jack to get up. Reckless Jack does as Logan hits a Flying Lariat from the top rope. Logan gets back up and stalks Reckless Jack. Logan hits the Impact Style, but Reckless Jack somehow rolls out of the ring to the floor. Logan starts to yell as he goes to the outside to get his title.

Zach Davis: Hey, Logan and his "World Title."

Shannan Lerch: It's real.

He sets the title in the ring as he throws Reckless Jack back into the ring. Logan picks up his title as Reckless Jack gets to his feet. Logan runs at Reckless Jack and tries to drill him with the title belt. Reckless Jack ducks and hits an Enziguri as the title goes right into Logan’s face. Reckless Jack goes down to his stomach. Reckless Jack slowly goes crawls over to Logan and covers.




No, kick out by Logan. Reckless Jack can’t believe it as he pounds the mat in anger himself now. Reckless Jack starts to play the crowd. Logan gets up, and walks right into a Reckless Killing, dropping Logan flush! RJ with the cover!




THREE! RJ pins Logan!


Shannan Lerch: God I hate CD. This was his fault.

Zach Davis: Either way Shannan, Logan loses going into Hellimination, as he's presumably the head of the ToT team!

Reckless Jack stands up to some cheering, while Logan lays prone on the mat. We fade to a video package, highlighting Jack of Blades.

Hardcore Title Match
Skyler Striker vs Jack of Blades

Zach Davis: At now it’s time for what might quite possibly the most brutal matches at XIII.

Shannan Lerch: Indeed. We have the golden boy, Skyler Striker taking on our very own Mr. Voorhees, Jack of Blades, the Hardcore champ.

Zach Davis: Yes, although Skyler and Blades haven’t had time for an epic game of one-upmanship, Jack used psychological warfare at Slam, invading Skyler’s house and causing him a loss in the triple threat match. He's got an advantage!

Shannan Lerch: And so he should have. This whole event is designed to simply humiliate the Team of Treachery. Logan versus Reckless Jack in the opener? Seth having to take on both Chino and Torture? Blades taking on Striker? Creeping Death in the main event? Argh!

Zach Davis: He did win the right to make any wish he wanted, Shannan.

The arena goes black as the lights shut off. The incredibly fast opening riff to ‘Date With Destiny’ hits the arena and white pyro starts raining down from just above the stage. Skyler Striker appears on stage and makes the Fatebringer sign to loud cheers as the first verse hits. He looks around the arena and spreads his arms, pointing with his fists to both sides next to him. He brings his arms forward and pulls them back in a launching manoeuvre and sprints to the ring, as the second verse is halfway through. Skyler slides into the ring as the pre-chorus hits and stands, giving the Fatebringer sign once more. Skyler then jumps onto the turnbuckle and gives the Fatebringer sign before doing a complete backflip back to his feet. He repeats this with the opposite turnbuckle. As he waits in the middle of the ring, ‘fade and soon recede’ is sung, and Skyler lowers his head and waits for the following line. ‘You will see’ hits and Skyler snaps his head up, pointing into the camera, and once more gives the Fatebringer sign as ‘date with destiny’ finishes the chorus. The song starts fading as Skyler readies himself.

Zach Davis: Skyler looks prepared for this match. It seems as if Jack hasn’t as much played head games as he has poked the bear with a stick.

The opening strings of ‘Das Duell’ soon interrupts Skyler’s theme, as the crowd turn in anticipation to boo the current champion. After the lights change from their normal tone to crimson, the camera reveals Blades posing at the top of the specially designed entrance for XIII. Kneeling with his face covered, Jack of Blades soaks the atmosphere of the angry crowd before revealing his usual smile and beginning the journey to the squared circle. He has his usual swagger despite the appearance of a very irate Skyler, who the camera occasionally cuts to and records his grimacing features as he psychologically primes himself for the following bout. Reaching the ring, Blades examines the ring before deciding not to enter. He shakes the sleeve of his trenchcoat forcing a hidden rose to fall from it and into his grip as if completing a magic trick. Moving over to the barriers, he hands the rose to a young girl, which the camera reveals to be Jade Striker. Furious, Skyler bounces his fists against the ropes. Jack soon capitalizes on the distraction, by soon sliding into the ring as if to attack Skyler in his temper. However, Skyler at the last moment charges Blades causing Jack to have to resort to dodging him and pulling the top rope down as he falls. This causes Striker to career to the outside with a very audible bump. Jack soon slides out still in his entrance gear and meets the recovering Skyler with a few Knife-Edge Chops. The flurry of backhands forces Skyler up the ramp as Jack follows suit. He soon ends his pattern of Knife-Edge Chops with a European Uppercut. The impact causes Skyler to spin around and fall winded. The bell rings to signal the official start of the competition as Jack drags Skyler to his chest and draws his knees close to Striker’s face as if to hit a set of Knee Strikes. Jack takes too long as Skyler grabs onto his tights and tosses him away with a spin. Jack soon regains his senses and rushes at Striker with a Lariat. In response, Striker rapidly bends down into a bridge and avoids the strike. Annoyed at his opponent’s agility, Jack turns around only to be met with an epic Dropsault from Striker. The force causes Jack to fall into the barrier as the front row of the audience crowd around the wrestler in excitement. Skyler takes a few steps back allowing the fans at the other side to surround him before rushing Jack. Amazingly, Striker lands a foot onto one of his knees before driving his other foot onto his torso. He then flips off of Jack and lands on his feet in a perfect somersault kicking Blades in the process.

Zach Davis: Wow. Like out of a Kung-Fu movie, Skyler just ran up Jack of Blades before flipping off him. I’ve seen them run on walls before but I didn’t think doing that was possible without wires.

Shannan Lerch: Yes, woo. Skyler’s good at jumping. He won’t have any working limbs if Blades hits a submission.

Still reeling from Skyler’s move, Blades collapses face-first as Skyler roars with adrenaline. This too invokes a very excitable response from the crowd as they applaud Striker and his use of athleticism. Skyler lifts jack up and hammers him with kicks and punches forcing the pair of them closer to the squared circle. After absorbing an impressive degree of offence, Blades manages to dodge a stray fist from Skyler and pull him down into a Dragon Sleeper. Applying it for a while, Skyler’s body goes limp and at the same time, Jack’s uprights itself. Standing straight and with the hold still locked, Jack goes underneath Skyler and hits his Ubermensch cutter.

Zach Davis: A finisher this early in the match.

Recovering from Skyler’s continuous attack and with his enemy floored, Jack takes the time to catch his breath and remove the articles of gear used for his entrance. Launching his Hardcore belt into the ring and coating Skyler in his trenchcoat, Jack begins to drop elbows and knees onto his blanketed victim. Skyler takes all of the punishment from Jack as the crowd boos the champion over his underhanded attempts. Jack soaks it in before lifting Skyler with a Gutwrench. He goes to suplex him over but Skyler instead explodes from the trenchcoat and hammers Blades with fists forcing him against the ring apron. Following up, Skyler charges forward into Jack’s stomach with a tackle and then impressively flips himself over with perfect form. Skyler then goes underneath the apron and throws two chairs and a trashcan into the ring before sliding Jack on his stomach below the second rope. With Jack still taken out, Skyler bounces onto the apron and then over the top rope connecting on the crease of Jack’s sciatica with an elbow. Jack turns over onto his back struggling to get feeling back into his spine away from the current numbness. Skyler, with a small smile, goes to lift one of the aforementioned chairs and holds it to his back before jumping into a roll along the canvas and then a second roll forcing the chair into Jack’s chest

Zach Davis: Rolling Thunder!

Shannan Lerch: You know I rolled with Thunder once?

Falling back into a cover, Skyler looks to get the victory.



Jack gets a shoulder up and propels Skyler off his body. Skyler quickly moves upwards whereas Blades continues to rest close to the mat. This is soon prevented by Skyler hammering on Blades with a number of kicks, which cause him to quickly move to his feet to avoid further moves. With Jack still reeling, Skyler hooks him up and lifts him onto his shoulders. Running away from the camera side, it looks as if Skyler is going to Running Crucifix Bomb him to the outside. The crowd roars at the sight of Skyler pacing with Blades trapped in the move. At the last moment though, Blades falls off his back and gives a kick to Skyler forcing him through the second rope to the floor. Capitalizing, Jack picks up the steel chair that Skyler used for the Senton Splash and propels it in front of him through the ropes and with a Suicide Dive driving Skyler down with the chair with Blades’ force behind it. Both crash to the ground. Blades gets to his feet with Skyler following soon, only to be met with a kick to the chest. Jack then hooks his head between his legs and lifts him with a Butterfly Lock. Looking to piledriver him onto the chair, Blades squeezes the chest of the upside down Striker before dropping to his knees. However, before the moment of impact, Skyler changes the momentum forcing Jack onto his shoulders as if the Fatebringer was going to Alabama Slammer his combatant. Instead, Skyler drops his body forcing Blades off his shoulders and onto a knee of Skyler’s. Skyler then picks his enemy up and gives him a Dominator leaving him hanging over the Guardrail. The fans crowd around Blades balancing body, slapping him on the back and taunting him. Skyler in the meanwhile, climbs the apron and then the turnbuckle. At the turnbuckle’s highest point, he asks the fans to scatter before trying to moonsault onto the trapped Jack. A series of white explosions emanate from the audience as they try and capture this impressive moment of Striker’s for future reference. Amazingly, Skyler looks to hit Blades but at the final available period, Blades retracts his upper body from the guard rail and falls back into the front row. This makes Skyler crash into the guardrail and if he were straddling a horse. The crowd sympathises with Skyler, especially the males, and the disturbing positioning of his crotch.

Shannan Lerch: Seems as if Skyler is not going to have anymore children for Jack to twist mentally.

Jack climbs back to his feet and goes to move over the guardrail. Looking at Skyler’s positioning, he laughs at it his work before returning back to the outside of the ring. Skyler, still in extreme torment, from the impact of the barrier to the groin is oblivious to it. Jack scours the floor of the outside for the chair. Upon finding it, he sets it up fully and then moves backwards trying to line his vision with the chair and Skyler’s unfortunate placement. Running off the chair, Jack then flies into Skyler driving both of them into the crowd which quickly surround the pair of them. The crowd give a few chants in support of the action before the camera captures the wrestler’s get up and smash each other with punches in turn. Just as quickly as the camera captures them, it loses the battle in amongst the sea of fans. With no idea of where the fight is taking place, the camera scans the area for any sign of either Skyler or his opponent. That is until; Skyler is whipped through the crowd and back first into the barrier. Wrenching in agony, Skyler fails to notice a basketball flying from the crowd and into his face before it’s too late. From the direction of the projectile follows Blades who forces Skyler back over the barrier and into the outside of the ring. They soon remove themselves from this place by entering the actual ring through Jack driving Skyler under the ropes and jumping through them. With Skyler still floored, Blades approaches him behind and lines his enemy up with the steel trashcan thrown in earlier by Striker. Jack then lifts the legs of Skyler around his waist and hooks his arms around Skyler’s stomach preparing to give him a Wheelbarrow Suplex directly onto the trashcan. Pausing for a moment to annoy the audience, Jack gives Skyler the time to roll forward with Blades into a pin.


Jack kicks away from the pin and moves to his feet. Skyler does the same noticing that Jack is complaining to the referee. Striker soon attracts Blades attention with a foot to the gut. However, Blades manages to stop this by catching his opponent’s straying leg.. Giving a sly laugh, Blades then launches Skyler’s leg towards his own body forcing Skyler to somersault over and back onto his feet. The crowd cheers at Skyler’s amazing ability before noticing that as Skyler was taking the time to flip, Blades had bounced off the second rope. As Skyler lands, Jack drives him to the mat with a Spear and remains on him for the cover.



Fist goes up by Skyler forcing Blades to retry an attack. Jack catches hold of Skyler’s perma-white hair and drags him up to his feet. Hooking one of Skyler’s arms back and then wrapping his legs over Skyler’s head. With Jack completely off the floor, Skyler struggles to keep on his feet.

Zach Davis: Great thing about this submission is that Jack has got two holds in. Choking him with his legs and at the same time, he’s got the Keylock on Skyler’s arm. And, Skyler’s gotta take all of Blades’ weight as well as try to keep upright because if he falls, Jack has got him trapped.

Skyler stumbles forward trying to support Jack’s weight while withstanding the submissions holds. Using his free arm, he hits a few punches into Jack with each one being gradually weaker. Falling to the hold, Skyler looks faint as Jack continues to add strength to the choke ripping further into his enemy’s trachea. Skyler falls to one leg exhausted from the move as the crowd moves to see if the referee is going to count it. Skyler continues to get lower and lower as Jack applies further force. It looks as if Jack has the match won until Skyler manages with one last moment of power to get to his feet and do a perfect backflip. However, as he falls, he lands vertical on his neck using Blades as a cushion knocking the pair of them unconscious. The crowd cheers at Skyler’s inventive escape.

Zach Davis: What a moment of athletic prowess by Striker.

Shannan Lerch: Still think he took the most damage from that hold, though.

With Jack still incapacitated from the impact, Skyler moves to his feet and picks up the second trashcan. Placing it in the centre of the ring, Skyler looks to have a plan on how to finish this fight. He then drags Blades upwards with a bearhug. Spinning on his heels, Skyler looks to Belly To Belly Suplex Blades onto the steel trashcan. However, Jack manages to catch an arm of Skyler’s and whip him against the rope, jumping the trashcan. Countering this Skyler bounces onto the second ropes and jumps backwards with a Springboard Elbow. Still stunned, it takes Blades a while to realise what is happening before avoiding Striker’s arm and twisting his opponent in mid-air with a Spinning-Out Powerbomb onto the Trashcan. Jack remains with Skyler for the pin.



Skyler falls from the pin attempt as Jack curses. Annoyed at his failure to pin Skyler, Blades reacts by shouting and shoving the referee into a corner promising to ‘rape his wife, prostitute his children and use his dog for shampoo product testing.’ This gives Skyler the exact amount of time to recover and find the second steel chair from the canvas. With Jack still screaming at the referee, Skyler rushes him from behind wrapping him in what seems to be a Russian Leg Sweep. Falling forward with a Stroke, Skyler placing the chair vertical against Jack’s neck driving it straight into his windpipe. Jack falls backwards clawing at his neck trying to regulate air back into his lungs. Spluttering and vomiting phlegm, Blades performs about the ring much to the pleasure of Skyler, who, launches himself and the chair onto a turnbuckle. As Blades turns to face him, Skyler throws the chair to his opponent who on instinct catches it. Skyler then leaps gracefully off twisting his body into a Missile Dropkick driving the chair further into Blades. Jack collapses from the impact as Skyler on adrenaline, hops onto the turnbuckle diagonal from the one he used previous. With his back turned to Blades, he once again leaps onto his opponent as if to Hurricanrana him. However, Blades catches him while he applies the Headscissors and lowers his body to a vertical position. It seems as if Blades is going to powerbomb his opponent but instead he hooks the arms with his legs and vice versa and moves over the Steel Chair. Dropping him with a cruel Jackdriver onto the chair, Blades falls backwards and onto the ropes satisfied at the advantage he’s been given. Meanwhile, the camera captures the floored Skyler and the blood falling from the newly made wound on his forehead.

Zach Davis: I call blood.

Shannan Lerch: I call dumbass.

Jack takes too much time getting his breath back to get a clean pin and instead drops a Legdrop onto Skyler before covering him.



Jack relinquishes the pin and instead picks Skyler to his knees. Making him crouch before him, Jack looks at Skyler with a mad smile before applying a grounded Cobra Clutch just to get the blood pumping out further from the wound. The official goes to lift Skyler’s hand to check for a knockout but Jack just scowls at him and tells him not to. Just applying this to make Skyler bleed more, Jack’s intentions go unknown. That is until; he forces Skyler through the second rope right in front of where Jade is sitting. Following him and grabbing him by the hair, Jack repeatedly hits forearms into the cut of Skyler only two feet away from his daughter. As the blood amounts on Blades attacking arm, Jade looks visibly scared and disgusted by the Champion’s assault. Jack continues to smash into Skyler’s wound making his arm more discoloured. Unable to keep himself upright, Skyler collapses from his knees onto the floor below as Jack just laughs. Wiping Skyler’s blood against his own forehead, Blades looks to intimidate Jade Striker. Using some fatherly protective reaction, however, Striker jumps up and wraps Blades in a Three-Quarter Bulldog Facelock. He then runs against the apron hoping to Acid Drop Blades. Unfortunately, the blood loss means that Skyler’s is working at a slower pace then usual giving Blades plenty of time to reverse it in a Spinning-Out Backbreaker. Removing Striker from his knee, Jack turns to intimidate Jade. The Hardcore Champion continues to close in on her until the altruistic referee prevents this by going to the outside and ordering him back into the ring. Jack, not one to take authoritative circumstances with tact, simply forces the referee back into the ring and begins threatening him with his own brand of sinister oddity. Of course, this ends when a motivated Skyler flies back into the ring, with the crowd supporting him fully, and hitting a Low Blow from behind on Blades.

Zach Davis: Turnabout is fair play.

Shannan Lerch: Tell that to Chino!

Not letting the chance escape him, Skyler applies a Front Facelock on his opponent and moves to a nearby turnbuckle. He then pulls himself to the top rope and sits on it as well as dragging Blades to the second. It seems as if he is going to Tornado DDT him and raises an arm to build momentum for the finishing manoeuvre. However, Jack uses the allotted time for Skyler’s goading, to spin around and jump carrying Skyler with him into a Piggyback Stunner.

Zach Davis: They both crash and burn!

With Skyler still on his back, Blades flips himself over with their legs hooked and pulls Striker’s head back with a Reverse Chancery applying fully one of Blades’ trademark submissions, Fatal Hilarity. Skyler tries to fight out of it, but to no avail. He taps out.

Shannan Lerch: Yay! Jack of Blades retains!

Zach Davis: Good showing by Striker, but Jack is just too much. That makes the ToT count one to one. Can Seth and Jones pull off wins as well?

We cut to another video package, highlighting Chino and Torture, with Seth's interference thrown in at the end.

World Title Match
Seth Lerch vs Chino vs Torture

Master of Puppets hits, and Seth walks out. He walks to the ring, slapping a few hands, and rolls in. He headbangs a bit to the music once he's in the ring.

Zach Davis: Seth is waiting in the ring.

The Nameless by Slipknot hits as pyro begins to shoot out. The fans rise out of their seats as Chino slowly walks out, banging his head, showing little emotion. He continues to walk down to the ring as the fans boo to the music. He slides in under the bottom rope and pumps his fist into the air as the fans give a huge booing sound to Chino.

Shannan Lerch: Not exactly a fan favorite.

Cypress Hill bangs over the speakers, as Wanna Be A Rock Superstar echoes into the thousand eardrums in attendance. Torture steps on stage, with the Title around his waist. The crowd goes nutz. He walks down the ramp and slides in. He taunts in all four corners holding the World Title above his head. His music stops, as he hands the title to the ref.

The bell sounds as Chino clotheslines Torture from behind, and begins to attack Seth Lerch.

Shannan Lerch: Chino begins the match on the upside!

Chino grabs Seth Lerch and short-armed clotheslines him straight to his back. Chino turns around and Torture begins the punches!

Zach Davis: Where did Tort come from?!

Ten straight right hands to Chinos jaw sends him back to the ropes. Torture throws him to the corner and goes for a huge splash. Chino sidesteps and Torture eats turnbuckle. The crowd boos' as Torture steps backwards right into a german suplex from Chino. Chino pins.

Zach Davis: He's pinning!

Torture kicks out and Seth Lerch begins to stomp on Chinos head. Chino gets up and Seth hits a a few right hands. Seth backs up and hits the ropes and goes for a crossbody. Chino catches him and throws him over the top rope to the mats on the outside. Chino turns around and Torture hits a few more punches before hitting an enziguri! Torture gets up as does Chino, Torture springboards off the ropes and hits a 180 crossbody onto Chino. Torture pins!

Chino kicks out from the pinfall. Torture stomps at Chino as he tries getting up and The Tort grabs his legs. He puts on a texas-cloverleaf and flips Chino over! Chino tries to reach the ropes but he can't. He may submit! Seth slides into the ring with a chair. Lerch nails the chair over Tortures face!

Zach Davis: OH MY!

Shannan Lerch: WHAT A CHAIR SHOT!

Lerch swings the chair downwards right onto Tortures back! The ref rings the bell.

Zach Davis: It's over! What the hell?!

The ref takes the chair from Seth Lerch and the ref points at the man with a microphone on the outside of the ring. He yells at him and the man on the mic begins.


The crowd cheers, as Torture just lays out in the corner of the ring. He's trying to get up when familiar music comes over the airwaves. The crowd goes crazy.

Zach Davis: What is Creeping Death coming out for!!??

CD stops at the top of the stage area and talks on his own microphone.

Creeping Death: Seriously, that shit isn't happening again. This match is hereby restarted under No Disqualifiaciton rules! Tort, I know you wouldn't want to keep your title that way. Ref, ring that fucking bell.

CD leaves the area and the ref rings the bell.


The crowd cheers once again.

Seth takes the chair out of the refs hands and turns around to meet a big boot to the face from Chino. Seth drops the chair and tries to roll out of the ring but Chino grabs him and hits a powerbomb in the middle of the ring. Torture runs behind Chino and bulldogs Chino to the mat! Torture gets up and grabs Seth Lerch and throws him over the top rope! The crowd goes crazy. Chino gets up and Torture hits a flatliner! Torture pins but he only gets a two.

Seth slides into the ring, but Torture grabs him by the back of the head, and WHOOP! right over the top rope! The crowd laughs and cheers.

Zach Davis: So much for being a factor in this match.

Torture grabs Chino and hits a piledriver. Torture slides out and sets up a table he got from under the ring. He sets up the table right next to the apron. He slides back in and grabs Chino. Torture hits a back suplex and stands back up. Seth rolls back in, but Torture grabs Seth and tosses him over the top rope once more. Seth hits the mats below. Torture hits the ropes and tries to clothesline Chino down. He doesn't bite though. Torture hits the ropes again and tries clotheslining Chino down.. but it doesn't work. Torture tries once more but this time Chino just picks him up and drops him over the top rope, causing Torture to land on Seth and go through the table! The crowd boooooooooos loudly.


Chino taunts at the crowd, and they begin to throw water bottles and sodas. Chino just dismisses them and slides out of the ring. He grabs Torture and drops him face first on the guardrail. Chino grabs Seth Lerch and throws him into the ring. Chino gets on the apron when Torture grabs a chair from the side of the ring and nails it over Chinos back! Chino falls over the top rope and into the ring. Torture slides the chair in, while he pulls out another table from under the ring.

Seth grabs the chair as Chino gets up. Seth swings the chair right into Chinos face, but Chino blocks it and grabs the chair from Seth. Chino kicks Seth back into the corner. Chino swings the chair, but Torture pulls Seth out of the ring and hits a quick sliding punch on the outside of the ring!

Zach Davis: SLIDING PUNCH!!!

Shannan Lerch: Seth Lerch might be out cold!

Torture slides in the ring and Chino tosses the chair to the side. They talk trash, and the entire crowd stands on it's feet. Chino and Torture go to tie up when Chino kicks Torture in the nuts! The crowd boo's. Torture hits his knees when Chino gives him the old fashioned knee to the nose. Torture hits his back as Chino grabs the table from the outside and slides it into the ring. Chino gets back in and sets the table up against the turnbuckle.

Shannan Lerch: A table can be very fatal in a match like this!

Torture gets up but Chino throws him against the ropes and hits the Papercut! Torture is laid out on his back when Chino makes the pin.



Shannan Lerch: He kicked out!

Torture tries to get to his feet, but Chino grabs him from behind and pulls him to the table. Chino drops Torture with a reversed DDT through the table! The crowd gasps and boo's as hard as possible.


Chino stands up and signals for the end of the match. He picks up the half-beaten Torture and puts him on his shoulders. He yells at the crowd to shut it! Chino hits the R.K.K!


Chino rolls Torture over to his back. Seth Lerch slides into the ring, and Chino hits a chokeslam on Seth! Lerch rolls out of the ring. Chino hits his knees and pins Torture. He grabs a leg.


Shannan Lerch: It's OVER!!??


The crowd is booing but the ref gets to his feet and signals to the bell-keeper that Torture kicked up just in time!



Chino yells at the ref, demanding a turn around decision. Chino knew he had him, but he didn't. Torture tries getting up but Chino has had enough. Chino throws Torture to the corner turnbuckles. Chino lets Torture stand in the corner for a few seconds, taunting at the crowd who is now chanting "TORTURE! TORTURE! TORTURE! TORTURE!".

Chino runs at the corner, as Torture sidesteps, Chino hits the turnbuckle and reels back. Torture lifts up Chino on his shoulders and turns towards the middle of the ring hitting a quick Death Valley Driver! Chino landed on his head! Torture rolls around the ring.. he crawls over to the turnbuckles, using them to get up.

Shannan Lerch: Don't tell me Torture is going to win!!


Seth Lerch slides into the ring and gets on Chino for the pin! The ref runs over to the pinfall and slides down to the mat. Torture jumps to the top rope. The ref counts..



Shannan Lerch: WHATTT?!?!?


Torture grabs Seth Lerch and throws him over the top rope. Chino gets to his knees before Torture grabs him from behind, the crowd all stands up and grasps for air! Torture raises an arm in the air and hits the Tortures Device! Chino is out in the middle of the ring.


Shannan Lerch: Here comes Seth again..

Seth rolls back into the ring all slow-like. Torture grabs Seth and hits another Tortures Device, this time on Lerch! Torture rolls Seth out of the ring. Chino begins to sit up and uses the ropes to get to his feet. When he turns around, Torture hits diamond-cutter type move! Right in the middle of the ring!


Shannan Lerch: Damn him! Damn Torture!

Torture rolls Chino over and makes a pinfall. The ref hits the mats.

1....2.......3..... DING DING DING DING!

The ref stands up as Torture does too! The ref grabs the World Title and hands it to Torture! The crowd begins to cheer as loud as they can. Seth Lerch gets help from a WCF official to get up the ramp. Torture gets on the turnbuckle and taunts with the crowd and his WCF Championship.


The crowd begins to boo as Torture steps down off the turnbuckle. He turns around and Chino goes for a clothesline! Torture ducks and both men turn around. Torture drives the World Heavyweight gold right into Chinos face as he flies backwards over the top rope! The crowd cheers again as the Music restarts on the speakers! Chino gets up all mad as fans begin to throw trash onto Chino!

Shannan Lerch: These fans are out of control!!

Zach Davis: Thats because Torture is in the hisssouuusseee..

Torture keeps taunting with the crowd and his Gold while XIII cuts to a video package highlighting Creeping Death and Lawnmower Jones.

Television Title Camp Crystal Lake Match
Creeping Death vs Lawnmower Jones

The words "My Name is Lawnmower Jones, and I Love to Mow!" are heard across the arena. Then, Scottish bagpipes are heard around the arena, as a motor starting then a lawnmower mowing is heard. Lawnmower Jones walks out from the back with the WCF Television Title, pushing his lawnmower. LJ walks over to the dirt mound, and looks across the floor to the lake of tables, shaking his head. LJ hands off the TV Title to a ref.

Zach Davis: It looks like Jones is disgusted by this match, this night, and this everything.

Shannan Lerch: That's exactly how I feel. Lawnmower Jones should not be in this match. What did Creeping Death ever do to deserve this?!

Zach Davis: Couple World Titles, Tag Titles, that TV Title, Hardc-

Shannan Lerch: God I hate CD.

The lights slowly fade to black. Bells toll as the screen shows shots of a big wooden cross wrapped in barbed wire. It's a sunny day as the "happy" opening to "Battery" by Metallica plays.The crowd goes along with the sounds. "Doo-da-doo dooing" along with it. As the song gets darker and darker, the sunny day turns to night. Black clouds roll in and rain begins falling on the cross. Lightning crashes about. As the lightning crashes, white lights in the arena flash. When the song kicks up, one minute and sixteen seconds in, the entire crowd begins headbanging in unison and throwing the horns in the air as the lights come on just a tad, giving light to the dark. Standing on the stage is Creeping Death, wearing a hockey mask, arms stretched out in a crucifix fashion. CD stands there for a second, taking in the crowd's reaction. CD walks over to the base of the dirt mound while the crowd goes freaking ape shit.

Zach Davis: And here we go!

Creeping Death and Lawnmower Jones stand infront of eachother, Lonnie between them, house in the background. The two men stare at eachother, not moving. LJ is the first, as he rolls Lonnie out of the way, but CD catches her, and swings. LJ ducks, but catches a boot to the stomach. CD releases Lonnie, and punches at LJ's head. LJ blocks one, and locks up with CD, then grabs him in a headlock, walking him up the sidewalk to the house.

Shannan Lerch: There they go, up to the house. This isn't going to be pretty.

Lawnmower Jones keeps a tight lock on CD's head, and runs dead sprint right into the front door, slamming CD's head into it! Creeping Death rolls backwards onto his stomach. CD gets back up, but LJ has the mailbox, and slams it on CD's skull! The metal box caves around it like a hat. LJ takes CD by the hair and throws him back first against the door, backs up, and spears CD through it, breaking the door off it's hinges! LJ and CD tumble into the house. Lawnmower Jones takes Creeping Death by the hair, lifting him up. LJ then presses CD over his head and throws him side first into the wall! CD falls onto the couch clutching his ribs.

Zach Davis: Lawnmower Jones using his strength in this match.

Jones goes into the kitchen and grabs a folding chair, bringing it back to CD in the living room. LJ goes to hit CD, but he rolls off the couch. CD causes LJ to drop the chair with a dropkick to the knee. Creeping Death the irish whips LJ to the couch, to which LJ hops on and slams his upper body on the wall. As he falls back, CD pulls him down with a neckbreaker!

Zach Davis: And there is CD's innovative ability coming into play.

CD helps LJ to his feet, and literally launches him into the kitchen. Jones slides into the refridgerator. CD powerslams LJ on the floor and jumps up to the counter, then climbs up to the top of the fridge, and flies off with an elbow drop! A loud thud is heard, as the whole house shakes. CD stands up and pulls LJ up, placing CD's hand behind LJ's head. CD turns, taking LJ with him, and at the same time flings the freezer door open, clobbering LJ in the face! LJ drops to the ground once again, with blood coming out of his nose. LJ grabs a washcloth and holds it, trying to stop the blood. While he does this, CD walks out the front door, actually taking it with him outside the house. CD then puts the door across two picnic tables, making a bridge.

Shannan Lerch: What is he doing? Making a table out of a door and ... two ... other tables? God I ha-

Zach Davis: We know, we know.

CD goes back into the house, and is met with a chairshot finally, by LJ. CD stumbles across the kitchen and to the sink. LJ grabs a fork and pulls on CD's hair, causing him to arch back, and then jabs the fork into his forehead! Twice! CD gets away and surveys the damage. Sure enough, blood. Jones lunges at CD with the fork, but CD moves, and LJ stabs the sink, dropping the fork. Jones turns around into a superkick, knocking him into a sitting position against the counter. CD grabs the chair and dropkicks it into Jones' face! CD then helps LJ up, and pulls him into the living room, throwing him out the door into the "front yard". CD positions LJ by the door table he set up, but LJ reverses and throws CD back in the Rev the Engine T-Bone suplex, but CD front flips out of it, going over the door set up between the picnic tables. LJ goes under it, and is met with a kick to the top of the head, and then CD locks LJ in a suplex, dropping him in a brainbuster on the sidewalk!

Zach Davis: OH NO!

Shannan Lerch: LJ was just dropped on his head on concrete!

LJ is done for. CD sits there, tired, dripping blood from his forehead. CD picks LJ up, and lays him across the door. A few punches later, CD leaves the scene, entering the house.

Zach Davis: Where is he going?

Seconds later, the second floor bedroom window opens up, and CD emerges. The crowd goes nuts. CD puts one foot up on the window sill, and reaches up, grabbing hold of the roof, and pulling himself up, causing the crowd to go even crazier. LJ is still out on the door across the picnic tables, and CD is standing on the roof.

Shannan Lerch: No way...

As Shannan finishes, CD flies off the roof of the counselor house in a frog splash, falling down and forcing LJ through the door! It cracks right down the middle, breaking on impact. CD quickly rolls off, clutching his ribs once again.

Zach Davis: And now they're both dead. Jesus.

The crowd explodes in a "HOLY SHIT!" chant. Jones is not moving. Creeping Death is wincing in pain while holding his torso. CD gets up to his knees, and looks toward the house. LJ is moving now, but isn't standing. CD stumbles to his feet, and over to LJ, helping him up, and then pushing him into the house again. Somehow, LJ fights back with punches to the ribs, and hits a desperation Rev the Engine T-Bone supelx onto the steps leading upstairs!

Shannan Lerch: VERY NICE! GO JONES!

LJ is now crawling upstairs, dragging CD along with him. At the top of the steps, Jones tries to push CD down said stairs, but does not succeed. CD fights him off, and they go into the bedroom.

Zach Davis: Look Shannan, you'd feel comfortab-

Shannan Lerch: We know, we know.

The men battle, punching eachother over and over. LJ gets the upper hand, with a kick to the gut, and quick piledriver, stacking CD up. Jones goes to the open window and taunts the crowd. Jones comes back in, picks CD up, and throws him into the wall. CD comes back into another toss into the wall. LJ looks over to the window, and goes to toss CD out that, but CD drops down and slides. LJ kicks CD in the gut, and tosses him out the back window, breaking the glass, and sending CD into another fall down to the wooden dock!

Shannan Lerch: YES!

Zach Davis: Oh my GOD! CD just fell another good twenty feet, through a window, and landed on the actual dock!

Another "HOLY SHIT!" chant arises, as CD lays on the dock surrounded by broken glass. Lawnmower Jones looks out the broken window in awe. Regardless, LJ heads down to the first floor and out the back door, to CD, who is still laying in the glass. Jones kicks at CD, moving him further and further down the dock, down to the edge. When they get there, Jones helps CD to a sitting position, and locks on the Jonesmission, further taking CD out. CD fades, and Jones lets go of the move, then helps CD to his feet, and bends him over. Jones lifts Creeping Death into a powerbomb. Jones goes to throw CD off, but CD turns it around and launches Jones back towards the house with a hurricanrana. CD rushes at Lawnmower Jones, but LJ hits CD with a back body drop, causing CD to land on the dock with a sick thud. Jones goes to toss CD off the side, but CD holds on and pulls LJ into a Tony Jaa style double knee to the face, further injuring Jones' nose!

Zach Davis: Creeping Death must have watched Ong-Bak this week!

CD picks LJ up, and holds him by the edge, but LJ fights back, knocking CD to the end of the dock. LJ boots CD in the gut, and doubles him over. LJ goes for a punch, but CD ducks under, hooks it up, and drops LJ on the back of his head in a Vertebreaker! Both men lay on the dock spent. Taking bump after bump has gassed them. CD crawls over and gets up infront of LJ. But LJ hits a low blow, followed up by a quick DDT, spiking CD on the dock, opening up CD's cut even more. Lawnmower Jones grabs CD by the hair, and drags him to the edge once again. Quickly though, CD goes behind LJ, and pushes him. Jones almost falls off the edge, but keeps his balance. Jones turns around and meets CD with a punch.

Zach Davis: This is epic. Just ... epic.

Lawnmower Jones fights CD to the other edge of the dock, until CD ducks under a punch again, and hits a big enziguri, sending LJ in a front flip. CD waistlocks Jones on the ground, and pulls him up into a German Suplex, but turns while Jones is in mid air and spikes Jones down with a Side Effect style slam! Jones folds up from the impact. CD rolls Jones towards the edge, but LJ puts his foot out, stopping his movement. Jones kicks CD in the head while laying on the dock, breaking CD's concentration on the situation, giving LJ time. Jones follows up with a suplex, holds on, turns, and hits another. LJ takes a break while holding CD, and turns once again, but Creeping Death locks his leg behind Jones', blocking the suplex. Creeping Death stomps LJ's foot, causing him to bring his leg up, and CD uses this to hit a big Fisherman Buster!

Shannan Lerch: Damnit! Tomfoolery!

CD sits up, looking over the edge of the dock, down the 15 feet to the tables, and then the floor below that. CD picks Jones up, and onto his shoulders in an Electric Chair position, and then grabs Jones' wrists. CD stands at the edge of the dock as the crowd begins cheering.

Shannan Lerch: NO..

CD flips Jones over, and he falls off the dock 15 feet to the double stack tables lake, and goes through them! Jones lays in wood rubble, motionless, on his back. Creeping Death falls backwards as the ref makes his way over to him with the title!



Zach Davis: It doesn't matter Shannan, CD did what he set out to do! And what a brutal match- what's this?

Torture is seen running to the ref, and taking the Television Title from him. Tort takes the belt to CD, and helps him to his feet, handing CD the title. World Champion Torture and Television Champion Creeping Death stand at the end of the dock, holding their titles high in the air to thunderous applause. The crowd is going bonkers.

Zach Davis: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for joining us for Creeping Death's "XIII"! We'll see you Sunday at Slam!

The scene fades out with the final shot of CD and Torture standing with their titles.